Steveioe's Tips from the ER 21-30

[@bluecowboy1486]

“It’s not about you, you selfish f*ck” my new favorite thing to tell my siblings

[@rajalaireya1748]

XD

[@sophiamorelli805]

SAME

[@speedwagonrunner636]

Agreed

[@kayleelahman8258]

LOL

[@sleepy-emerald]

Same.

[@johngreen1823]

Am I the only one who’s has already seen all of these but still watch them because of how entertaining he is

[@gamermonkey2089]

Nah we’re with you

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

Thought I was the only one...

[@diytwoincollege7079]

Nope!

[@diokdin]

Nope

[@Platypusvidsss]

Yesss

[@jakie6048]

“What if we all died?” - Steve

[@sophiamorelli805]

What if we all died?

[@jaru6977]

That would be FuKin great! ☺️

[@proudmarinemomma827]

Then no sick patients and nobody to take care of them…. Everybody dead 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@grigorirasputin5020]

"What if we all died"... from an overhyped flu bug that has an exaggerated case and death rate and is survivable to 99.7%+ of those who do get it?

[@grwmkey]

“it’s not about you, you selfish f*fk,it’s about making sure grandma makes it to christmas” I CANT BREATHE 😂🤚

[@peanutbell6756]

Dude you are honestly the funniest person I've ever heard. I've been an RN since 2003 and can relate to 99 percent of your content. I've shared your videos with my colleagues and friends. We all love you. Absolutely LOVE IT. Please keep it coming!

[@callmebonkers9063]

Just gonna say, Thank you for Keeping the ER running MuFKR!

[@bejsstatler82]

As a healthcare worker for 22 years, you are a complete breath of fresh air for all the things we want to say but can't because of HIPAA. I would gladly let you take care of me in any ER! #nursesareawesome #RMAlife

[@swiftyoooo]

“Yesterday motherfuckers. WE RAN OUT OF AMBULANCES” his passion is just great.

[@crazyrvlady6091]

Only the extrovert went crazy. Us introverts were in heaven. Stay home, keep 6' away from everyone, and limit talking to strangers. Permission to stay home and binge watch my favorite shows. Yes.

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I'm an introvert. It was hell. My parents are elderly and lived in NYC, I was terrified for them, and completely helpless living across the country. A family friend died, not from COVID, but because of complications after she broke her arm and couldn't get medical help for days because the hospitals were too overwhelmed to see anyone but COVID cases. I was stuck in a tiny studio apartment, unemployed, terrified, and completely alone. I can stay home and binge TV anytime, I don't need permission. Nothing about this was fun.

[@MaryBerryGray]

True introvert here👋🏽I exercised those rules about 20 years ago. Give me 6 feet and stop stealing my oxygen😂

[@SoulStarSketchin]

I need to hear these wise words from the ER daily just to remind me why I must do everything in my power to avoid a visit there at all costs unless I am out of options lmao.

[@arkanon8661]

fact: this video reached 100 likes before anyone finished watching the video

[@katieh40]

That is because many of us have seen these as their shorts when they posted and this is just a refresher video that we know we already love! He is the best!

[@arkanon8661]

@@katieh40 true

[@terrialdrich9477]

Cuz we love this guy and know Its gonna be hilarious

[@williambell3893]

personally I hit like 1st cuz I Forget to at the end cuz im literally rushing to his next video! lol dudes freaking awesome

[@CannibalFetusRobbery]

People wait til a video is finished to give it a like?

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

This guy is spitting straight facts and we stan

[@grigorirasputin5020]

"Facts" = propaganda

[@peachypet808]

@@grigorirasputin5020 "Propaganda" = anything that doesn't fit your world view If your opinion and identity are so tightly linked it's obvious.

[@thegreatselkie6009]

@@grigorirasputin5020what a profoundly stupid comment

[@narliehs1648]

​@@grigorirasputin5020Says the guy literally naming himself after a creepy quack who helped kick off the Russian revolution.

[@meemurthelemur4811]

I literally went to the ER with bloody diarrhea and my attending dr told me to come back when I could give him a solid sample. WTF?!?! If I had a solid sample I wouldn't have needed to go to the ER !!!!

[@cheshirecat6518]

You must've gone to an Alabama E.R....they are the WORST!!!!!

[@meemurthelemur4811]

@@cheshirecat6518 no, Pennsylvania actually.

[@cheshirecat6518]

@@meemurthelemur4811 that's depressing...I figured it was just a typical ignorant Alabama thing. Must be contagious.

[@Reina.Nijinsky]

@0:19 “It’s not all about u, u selfish fawk!” Omg gasp I am ☠️😹👏👏👏hugs from NYC 🍏

[@laurissalynn7531]

I can't stop watching you! Speaking the truth and, making me laugh my ass off!😹🔥

[@moss0929]

I love your explanation on the mRNA. Perfectly stated!

[@pear7777]

Yes, best explanation of mRNA.

[@ItsAKJ]

You uploaded while I was watching ur other vids lol

[@CorgiDaddy2]

Poor Steveioe will never have a monetized video here. LMAO. And yes, I binged all of his videos on Tiktok and am here bingeing them again.

[@Agaettis]

I'm so glad I was raised with a nurse in the family.

[@kacywatson6314]

What is said about seasonal depression is 100% true and is exactly what I needed to hear

[@theashgreninjafamily140]

You make a GREAT ER doc sir with the same attitude 😂😂 I love your vids I’ve worked in the medical field 20 years so I totally understand your frustration

[@terri200]

Bless you for all of your videos! All fun,but so true!! 👍👍👏👏🙏🙏😷

[@arielsmangos1172]

You're so awesome..straight to the point and informative and I love your sassyness

[@ccwhatsnew]

You are so REAL, yet you also find the humor in some savage situations. You do not mince words. Very admirable qualities. So happy to find your channel 🎉😂❤😊

[@jules666.]

I love his happy demeanor when saying shit that makes him angry lol

[@elizabethlawrie4633]

Dude u r funny AF...the only person I decided to subscribe to...if u weren't across the country I would go to the hospital just to shake ur hand and thank u for making me laugh... instead I'm just gonna say thank u

[@onlookerofthings6029]

You know it's a lot easier to breathe with a mask on than having your lungs collapse or being dead from COVID

[@judithveley2790]

Love the clown emoji for antivaxxers. 🤣❤️

[@UkeyMusicLEAKS]

YESSSS

[@juliaithinal4835]

A guy ran in 80 degree heat with 12 masks on.

[@jfarrar19]

I hate wearing a mask so I took option 3 and became a hermit.

[@sgtsnafubohica15]

Hard to breath when on O2 and have COPD. Still wear a mask.

[@michelleday3105]

Have you seen some of the masks people wear? Have you seen the way in which they wear said masks? Hmmm...those MuFkn Curtains start to look like nuclear proof bio hazard bunkers!😂❤

[@leslieschott754]

Like, under the nose so they can breathe?! Defeats the whole purpose but they’re to dumb to know that!

[@gildaolsen2888]

All scenarios were on point, MuFKR! 👍

[@LeopardGeckoful]

y'all, take it from a social worker: if someone is chillin out on the ground, ask them "hey, you good man? you need an ambulance?" and if they say they're good, say "cool have a great day!" and fuckin leave

[@somelady2965]

I liked it before the ads finished, he’s my fav! 🥰

[@freddymintarja2186]

The Good Samaritan tips really cracked me up lol! They achieved their goal 🤣🤣🤣

[@helenfong3339]

I've been in the ER & hospitalized quite a few times. Anything revolving around a hospital can be a trigger. However, I love watching Steve! He's hilarious!🤣🥰😆❤🤩😁😂

[@steveclark2191]

"I called Jesus, He said no!" Pretty funny.

[@ashleymacleod4315]

Blasemy

[@rockmomxx3246]

The lab says yes, though.

[@dnache7553]

😂 OMG I have never thought of showing pictures of my bodily fluids to a Dr or nurse! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I guess I just assumed that they could take my word for it.

[@leonmott8419]

So that’s why we can’t eat before surgery… that makes sense. I never knew that. Thanks Steve

[@_ash_6969]

I clicked faster than Adrian could "She's just a friend!"

[@shrinky2223]

Than

[@_ash_6969]

@@shrinky2223 Thanks

[@roguecheney776]

🤣mlb right? 😂

[@princess13sparkles]

I love this guy!!!

[@TraceyJeanne]

Honestly that point of view of telling anti vaxers we don’t want to share our vaccines with them (Bc we barely have enough for those who want it and why would we give it to the people who don’t care and don’t wear masks) is actually a great way of thinking lmfaooo, bc knowing those type of people they’ll be like ‘well now I want it ! What do you mean I can’t have it ! Give it to me!’🤣

[@Boomstick4life]

.....what?

[@TheEmerald524]

Umm yeah, no. One might think that, but it’s not the case with this particular vax. The people who didn’t want it to begin with, most certainly are not going to want it now. That’s a well established fact at this point. The ones who believed it was to implant tracking devices, have in no way had their fears alleviated. The ones who were on the fence in regards to the efficacy, have not had their fears/doubts reassured with the passage of time. Safety concerns have only grown, not diminished.

[@amylong76]

Omg. I freaking love your videos! Keep it up!

[@crystalrussell5961]

Thank you for the tips and advice you give us

[@JenAngel21]

I work at 7-11 and this is so true!

[@jesterdoll6446]

On the mask section of the video in particular- I have what my doctors describe as "Severe Adult Athsma" this means a few different things for me in particular, but in the simplest terms I can find it means: Sometimes for a variety of reasons my wind pipe just decides to close. When that happens, I can't breathe. It has more than once almost killed me. I understand better than anyone how an obstacle like a mask in front of your airways is scary, and can cause panic. I've had panic attacks brought on by the fear of not being able to breathe. But he is RIGHT! Wearing the mask is so important! More so when this video was made, but still important now any time we're in a facility that still requires it. Because those places are filled with people like ME! People with conditions that make the possibility of catching covid a LIFE or DEATH FEAR! I do still wear a mask when I'm going to the doctor for an ear infection, despite it causing me minor wheezing. Because my mother and I want to live. (She's high risk too) So please, I know it's scary. I've been there. We can do it though, together. Please.

[@narliehs1648]

Agreed. My sister and little nephew are both high-risk, too. Severe asthma and immunocompromised to boot. Getting Covid for them is basically a death sentence.

[@michellesunshinestar]

I found an online church during the situation, and I'm still attending it, because I don't have a church in walking distance. I still remember my dad bringing me groceries because I was high risk for my feet psoriasis and the injection, I'm on. I got the vaccine as soon as possible. And I never got it.

[@kimberlygreen4386]

😃 I really enjoy your posts!!!

[@plynovy3718]

idk i took a pic of my dump that had crazy clumps of blood, and went to the ER and the doctors were excited to see that shit. literally. i tried explaining it and they kept asking different questions so i just said "i got a pic" and they were like "hell yeah let me see that" then again i go to the VA so veterans are strange.

[@laurayeesnover631]

AHAHAHA! This is hilarious but I can see how frustrating it is in the ER.

[@tracyhabovick3412]

Giggle.. giggle 😆🤣 Your crazy you know that right? Don't like the bad words but your down right hilarious 😂🙃😉👍😊 Enjoy the content and the creativity you bring. Be Safe & keep them coming 🎥😂😇👍

[@dexterst.jacque4540]

From an essential worker to another thank you for giving us a voice. And for gods sake stop saying your boo boo is way worse than it is. The more you lie to us, the less we will believe you in the future. I have so many people that are like "I hurt" ok well wait for your doctor tomorrow. Person "actually I have chest pain and can't breathe" me-come this way Person-actually it's just a paper cut. Me-😑 thanks for taking up a bed that a dying person needed. a**hole. So no I won't get you juice or another blanket for hours. Enjoy!

[@Soupy_Opossum]

I think I love these videos a little to much lol

[@williambell3893]

omfg the way he say Anestheia was epic

[@staciacarney8085]

Yup. I watched 'em all again. But just noticed Stevie misspelled "fluctuate"as "fuctuate." Or wait....maybe he meant to?

[@carlycharlesworth1497]

This guy is class!

[@christinashouse3488]

I called Jesus and he said nope he doesn't want to see it either 😂😂

[@sarahthomas7452]

Omg that laugh at the end of the vaccine video.

[@deeptiabey2453]

Don't know whether to laugh hard or to be stumped. I am gonna do both 🤣🤣🙀🙀

[@fatimaarya5348]

His ridiculously handsome bushy brows are so shaped💜👌👍

[@charesnumber1girl]

They have achieved their goal lmao 🤣

[@vpombovp]

Jimi Hendrix died from choking on his vomit. The world lost a talent due to an accident. Steve isn’t making that “ no eating in the ER” up. 🎸

[@leslieschott754]

Mama Cass died alone from chocking on food.

[@andrewviel6651]

That bit about what to do with a homeless person drunk and passed out makes me laugh cuz you're right I'm drunk and passed out there enjoying their time with that was their goal maybe slip a 10 or 20 in their pocket so they wake up with an extra surprise

[@OddOne251]

I know you're joking about slipping them money (or at least I hope you are), but I'd never give a drunk/drug user or a homeless person money. I'd rather not be responsible for, nor contribute to, their death. If they're obviously homeless then I'll buy them a hot drink, or a sandwich, or even a meal (I've done this many times), but never money.

[@lolaartemis]

Heck yeah. Don't judge. Just help financially if you can.

[@galacruse2318]

"Curtains, you hear me?? CURTAINS!!"

[@denisefragale7007]

Old X-ray tech...this guy is funny

[@SweetGoddess420]

My sides hurt from laughing.

[@Jo1066milton]

we had around 18 ambulances queuing sometimes last winter. We had to get a mobile "reception" unit in to help out. And I had a patient complaining that they couldn't find a parking space because the public parking lot was full of nasty ambulances.

[@fortablet2933]

This is all still relevant

[@jcam5064]

“I don’t know what you’re waiting for” they’re waiting for the deaths of the people they don’t care about.

[@Rachel-xg7hs]

7:04 Wow what a good explanation!

[@isabellaconner7096]

“curtains” I think he died a little inside.

[@wormwood7884]

This aged well

[@mandysotolongo4880]

Explaining to someone why they’re NPO can be a hassle. I mean, I feel bad for you because you can’t eat BUT I’ll feel even worse if you have to wait 8 more hours for your appendectomy or if you aspirate under anesthesia

[@neville2308]

Love these

[@ellenmarie3294]

If The Word "MuFKR" Was A Name...It Would Be HIM!!!!! 🤣

[@chancecaeden550]

His teeth are brighter than my future

[@thegreypath1777]

Yes, Steve has great teeth.

[@icky_pup]

All hail the mighty curtains

[@Krazykarlton]

Damn your eyes are beautiful

[@MissFlapplez]

I can say 100% my blood pressure is higher than normal my whole life. Nurses and doctors worry about my blood pressure when I go in for something other than my blood pressure 🤦‍♀️ . Then give me medication to lower it and it goes way too low. Just leave my blood pressure alone it's not causing issues just stich up my cut on my hand already 😭

[@thegreypath1777]

@MissFlappiez - Just because they give you more high blood pressure meds, it doesn’t mean you have to take them.

[@MissFlapplez]

@@thegreypath1777 took them so that i could be discharged with normal blood pressure. it made me feel spaced out af though.

[@mccoy._]

We all love being protected by curtains

[@baldwinangel1218]

😂😂😂

[@iris1963]

Hi love your contents

[@mustluvkatina]

I am the only one left in my family life sucks especially around the holidays.

[@peggygriever9450]

I was hoping for a tail or wings when I got vaccinated. 2nd shot. Got nothing either. Just groggy and yawning. A little R&R

[@insanepenguin1990]

I know... I'm disappointed that I didn't my free biological Wi-Fi. Why is the vaccine favoring those who are against it! I deserve my X-men powers!

[@Trumpeter667]

Right?!? I mean, some fangs would be nice at least? Maybe my ears become more pointed? But no! I don’t get epic fantasy features: just a boosted immunity stat that protects against a curse invading the land. … okay that does sound a little bad*ss WHO WANTS IMMUNITY STAT BOOSTING POTIONS?!?

[@QueenAlexzandra]

I get big SADs the cold and dark winters kill me T-T

[@alexandradaniele]

I have worn masks in the OR for 38 years. I can breathe just fine. And I still wear a mask when I'm out and about, especially on a plane and on public transport. No covid, and no colds x 4 years!

[@littledebbie5440]

Last time I was in an ER it was cuz I had gallstones and I felt like I was dying

[@vitoria.g.fernandes]

The last time I went to the Er was when I was born and my brother

[@thegreypath1777]

Congratulations!! 🎉🎈🎊

[@HeatherBDentureDiVa]

I just stayed home bc with a lung disease from scleroderma and asthma I felt like I was being suffocated by N95. Safer to never leave your house before vaccines and all that happened

[@JackAnthony19]

I needed to hear that first one XD

[@Youraveragecreepypastafan]

4:22 This is so true, for me a high blood pressure is about 110+, for another person I know for her a high blood pressure is much higher

[@aspidoscelis]

I learned I have high blood pressure by having a reading in the 170s the first time anyone'd measured my blood pressure in a decade or so. Good times. 🙂

[@t.s.harrison9258]

as always good advice

[@northsofa5520]

“Motherfucking space” then KZbin proceeds to crash

[@wildangel0229]

He’s incorrect about every bed being full at least in NW Arkansas. There are entire wings with no patients and plenty of beds. What they don’t have is enough nurses and CNA to cover those floors

[@pamelameadows9717]

This was a year ago it's not that way anymore neither is the ambulance. Although the EMTs don't come rushing in at you anymore they kind of stand back at the door at first LOL

[@Jujubean9795]

Jesus said no!🤣🤣

[@wassup1478]

IM HEREEEEE

[@RottingDarling]

My sister really should have worn her mask because she gave my family covid 🤠

[@ailieanne2617]

I have both doses of covid vaccines i got my first dose April 1 and second dose July 2

[@Iggypiggyylover2123]

I went to work with people with covid and I got sick even though I was wearing a mask.

[@Lj-tt4sg]

Hey steveioe

[@jojochristmas8085]

I like wearing masks my parents say that masks don't work I still wear on to make everyone feel safe

[@Gamblingcheater]

My grandma didn’t make it to Christmas it was the night before. She died to natural causes

[@Donna-pl9zn]

I'm autistic and even though it aggravated me so badly I'd get meltdowns I STILL WORE A MASK!