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Because Steven Seagal movies suck, we wanted to do something to make them a bit more entertaining. We're playing Sifu Bingo! Every time Steven Seagal does something gross or humiliating, we're making a game about it. It kinda helped. And Flight of Fury is unbelievably terrible.
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[@RealBLAlley]

Pass.

[@thesephisloth1886]

So we will get bingo for the .... the word escapes me but the self flagilation movies like the Breen or the Fat guy who jumped over the same bridge shot 17 times. Why in the holy Dave slurp cant i think of the word for it Edit, thank god you said it, was annoying driving me crazy, vanity project bingo

[@joshuascott3428]

@@thesephisloth1886kkkikkil😊😊😊😊i😊i

[@TheBioboostedSquirrel]

You gotta make different bingo cards with alternate things, because if everyone has the same card, everyone wins. And that's not how you get bingo 😎

[@pastaspaghetti6280]

THIS IS FATPHOBIC

[@dirtycrewman]

An 8-movie Seagal collection..... who the hell sent that? Pinhead?

[@MetaphorUB]

Actual lol.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

It came from the pits of hell or my mother in law's movie collection

[@neilold7291]

Sifu has such sights to show you

[@NoodlesBeforeDinner]

Hahahaha

[@JasonBrant]

We keep it locked up at night.

[@necrosmurf316]

That actress was just like "I'm not doing a sex scene with Seagal! Anything but that!" and the director was like "ok, lesbian scene it is"

[@alexakaa.charlesross8919]

I think most women would rather kiss another woman

[@jonnuanez7183]

​@@alexakaa.charlesross8919Kissing another woman or Seagal? I'm sure that's a no brainer.

[@welcometothemovies9157]

So Seagal caused something right to happen

[@Tsukuyomi28]

I'm a guy, but I also would rather kiss a woman than Steven Seagal

[@AnikMonette]

​@@alexakaa.charlesross8919 I would accept the use of the tongue, even!

[@DecultureReviews]

Space Ice made the funniest joke about this movie "Seagal flies to Afghanistan but due to the extra weight, he has to be refueled the entire flight!"

[@armitagehawkshaw]

The bingo goes well with this!!!!! Every Seagal film needs bingo!

[@JasonBrant]

I'm sure we'll bring it back.

[@johngriffey3902]

Hahahaha! The F-117 Stealth footage if from a documentary, the F-16 footage is from "Iron Eagle", and the Speacial forces jumping out of the C-130 is from "Navy Seals"!!!

[@JasonBrant]

Wow. That's ridiculous.

[@mauriceedwards9588]

@@johngriffey3902 Yes I thought I reconsided some of those shots.

[@SCLStuntFan]

@@JasonBrant Those bits of footage were very commonly used in low-budget action movies throughout the late '90s and 2000s. After "Iron Eagle" was filmed, low-budget movies were using its footage for at least the next two decades.

[@spicydragon3881]

"CHAPPY NOOOOOOO!!!" - "This is Iron Eagle, I'm comin' for ya dad" I LOVE that movie - I picked those scenes out also as soon as I saw them. I'm so glad you caught it also.

[@bradleywhite9992]

Even Sifu could not resist using footage from a far better film.

[@SisK58]

Thought you guys were done with sifu. But he keeps coming back to snatch everyone's birthdays🙄🥴😵‍💫😵

[@JasonBrant]

We're gonna watch all his bad ones.

[@CalumRoberts-i1x]

​@JasonBrant That's basically all of them post 1994 excluding Matchete

[@sudharshangarg8936]

Meaning all ?​@@JasonBrant

[@brianbiswell7591]

​@@CalumRoberts-i1x executive decision is great also imo

[@DieselMcBadass1]

@@JasonBrant so every one except under siege 1 and executive decision?

[@Trekfan1971]

Almost all the F-16 and the blown up airbase at the end are from Iron Eagle....somebody needs to get sued.

[@Elatenl]

Might have been produced by the same studio, reusing footage isn't necessarily illegal depending who owns it lol

[@VikingTeddy]

Good catch. The footage was on another level of crap. Not only did it constantly shift between 70s to 90s quality, at least once the plane they were showing changed in to another one, and I think the carrier footage was of at least three different ships 😂. I wasn't following that closely, but did they shift between it being an airforce op to a navy one. Or was it an "AF" carrier 😁?

[@KSB26]

@@Elatenl Could be. I've seen Iron Eagle footage show up every now and then in low budget movies.

[@michaelbirch5270]

Jason is such a good husband, giving Erin the winning bingo sheet that he created himself beforehand (wink wink). As we say here in Australia: "happy wife, happy life".

[@herrwabbaloo937]

23:59 OMG that actor is wearing a Navy SEAL Trident upside down! It caught my eye because I was in the Navy and I'm like "what warfare device is that on his uniform?" Had to slow it down because it's only on screen for a split second! Did they not know what a bird looks like??? This movie is not so bad it's good, it's just so bad.

[@charlesmaurer6214]

Actually that can be forgiven for the following reason, though I doubt it is the case here. While historical misses are bad on Civil War era films because Hollywood likes more color contrast (Calvary rank on officers or in Glory Red sashes on infantry that should be blue) with modern military films non military actors are supposed to make a uniform error on pins to avoid the crime of Stolen Valor. Also why you almost never see the Medal of Honor even worn but just held or in a box as there is a even more detailed law in its case. In Gump it was added digitally in post (never really worn) I had a lot of military family and in prior jobs talked to quite a few including some that had be used as extras in uniform. The heavy reuse of stock video from other films (Iron Eagle was clear) and use of both the SR71 and F14 Tomcat at a time they were both end of life was bad. The SR71 was already handed to NASA by 2000 with the B2 and F117 able to do the same jobs without dumping lots of fuel until the seals warm up in flight. Most footage was dated to the 80's. His earlier films were far better. This looks like a bad attempt after he left law enforcement just before going over to Putin

[@EdwardNorton-t9k]

@@charlesmaurer6214 lol the idea that it's to avoid stolen valor is 100% not true and just the idea fails on multiple levels

[@franciscodanconia4324]

You need to get a bigger list of Sifingo subjects and make truly randomized Sifingo cards and play with you, Dave, Erin and Brian.

[@davidfausel9029]

F-16 footage straight-up grabbed from the Iron Eagle series lol

[@JasonBrant]

Really? Haven't seen it.

[@badshah_BC]

30:59, those explosions are from Iron Eagle as well. 🤣

[@SengokuStudies]

The Iron Eagle movies were a big part of my childhood

[@badshah_BC]

@@JasonBrant Group of teenage Air Force "brats" led by Jason Gedrick and mentored by Louis Gossett Jr. hatch a plan to break Tim Thomerson out of an "Arab state's" jail being run by David Suchet. It is as silly as it sounds and the acting is bad, especially by a young Jason Gedrick, but the F-16s were definitely cool to see as a kid.

[@shawdawg3675]

​@@JasonBrantHow have you never seen Iron Eagle? I thought you were an 80's kid. Or did your movie watching start in your teens?

[@Arivmario]

😂😂 Seagull and Lesbian scene should never be used ever again on a sentence.

[@JasonBrant]

It's as horrible as you would expect.

[@ourkeving]

oh no

[@seanriley1445]

In Taliban controlled Aphganistan

[@funandyvideos]

You just invoked B&B classic "Lesbian Seagull".

[@Smokie_666]

Right up there with using the words "Chainsaw" and "Groin" in the same sentence

[@kurtshastany1945]

You skipped good options : Uses fire arm as a melee weapon Wears tactical gear casually. Speaks foreign laanguage. Talks to person after killing them. Green screen vehicle operation. Romantic hug. Single sustained guitar chord denoting badassery.

[@Elatenl]

fully clothed sex scene

[@TalentCaldwell]

I was sure y’all were going to count Seagal’s stock footage flying dogfight as “fighting while sitting down”.

[@JasonBrant]

haha

[@ChristopherSaindon]

A "Strip Club" is easier than a "FREE" space!!!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@gregorybrown3272]

Kudos on the Thumbnail photo! Sifu's double chin hangs perfectly over the banner! LOL!!

[@Vaporvice84]

@30:43 I actually recognize that footage of the F-16 Falcon taking off (when you see the fire in the plane's thruster go from a ring, to full afterburn). It was in this video I used to watch all the time when I was a kid called "Top Gun Jets". It was just stock footage of Air Force planes doing drills, training exercises, and refueling, all set to library tracks music. The tape was released in the late 80's-early 90's. So there's your proof of how old some of the military footage is. Oh, and the video is on youtube if anyone wants to check. The F-16 segment is roughly in the middle of the video.

[@thepun3721]

lol my father has all of those, vcr broke 30 years ago, we still got those tapes

[@stonecoldku4161]

11:29 SEAGAL IS WENG WENG-ING IT! Sliding across the floor and shooting.

[@JasonBrant]

I have no idea why that is in this movie.

[@SteveLaw-UK]

He was trained by the best.

[@oriana2912]

Sifu bingo. Genius. I will be making friends play at some point and adding shots to the mix. Never miss an episode. Love the show.

[@ssoory6343]

That sounds dangerous 😂😂

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much!

[@zombehnashun]

90% of Seagal's movies are filmed in Romania due to it being dirt cheap to film there.

[@franciscodanconia4324]

And molesting actresses is less frowned upon there.

[@JossParkerPopArt]

He is beloved in Eastern Europe

[@JJW3]

They had Romanian-style Kalashnikovs with the "dong" lower handguards.

[@sharpfalcon6196]

Exceptions are Out for a Kill (Bulgaria), The Foreigner and Out of Reach (Poland). Some films are filmed in Canada or New Mexico.

[@chrisidoo]

Tell me you'll play Bingo Fatso with Brian, Dave, etc.!!

[@JasonBrant]

For sure.

[@Clockworkorangecassidy]

I like how the plane being visually invisible is a plot point despite 'dogfights' being things that take place over kilometers, not metres. Also im pretty sure the footage of an F16 in the beginning-an Israeli one from 'Iron Eagle'- became a Mirage when the invisible plane got a lock on. Written by Steven Seagal.

[@stonecoldku4161]

How is Seagal "mumbling" not the free space? Because it is going to happen.

[@JasonBrant]

Maybe on the next one.

[@RageInEden]

@@JasonBrant You have to make the Bingo cards with an odd number of rows and columns in order to have a free space. You know, like in BINGO.

[@paralysisbyanalysis2287]

With all of the stock-footage used in this film, could Neil Breen sue Steven Segal for plagiarism?

[@craigstrickland1572]

Erin's face at the beginning hit me in the feels. You know if you have to play Bingo with a movie it is going to suck ass!!! Of course that is expected for Seagal. Let me strap in for this atrocity, I literally have to be strapped down to watch this!!!! Thanks Jason!!!

[@Im.David.Robert]

YAY!!! SEAGAL RETURNS! It’s been FOREVER!!!!!!! Also I think you should watch Out for Justice just for his heavily put on Brooklyn Accent.

[@herrwabbaloo937]

The bar fight seen alone is one of the greatest cinema moments in all history. The comments in the KZbin video of it alone are gold-plated diamond dipped in chocolate and served with champagne.

[@JasonBrant]

I doubt we'll do that on the channel. I've seen it.

[@joshuablack8221]

@@JasonBrantPlease do 🙏🏽😂

[@AD_Whitman]

What’s the weight limit on being a pilot? 🤔🤣🤣🤣 I bet Steven Seagal is blinking behind his pilot mask while firing missals 🤣🤣🤣

[@F15A80]

He might have been logged as freight on the payload manifest.

[@AD_Whitman]

@@F15A80 Bwhahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@RossTheNinja]

There's no weight limit but there's no way he's fitting in the cockpit

[@AD_Whitman]

@@RossTheNinja Right! 🤣🤣🤣

[@thestraydog]

He already has trouble breathing, imagine how it'll be when he pulls 3 Gs

[@CalumRoberts-i1x]

I swear 95% of Seagals direct to DVD films have at least one scene talking about how awesome he is & that he isn't an eccentric, campy fantasist who was briefly married to Hollywood's sexiest scarlet & is now a Putin fanboy/cinematic trash-maker

[@SCLStuntFan]

"When you see him in broad daylight, it's not good." Remove the words "in broad daylight" and I'll agree with you even more.

[@Smokie_666]

"Screenplay by Steven Seagal. This is gonna be dumb." Oh I knew it was gonna be dumb way before this point in the movie.

[@drewmichel8053]

This movie is basically a remake of Black Thunder with Michael “American Ninja” Dudikoff.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Rather watch that then this

[@rickastley2308]

with Richard Norton too!

[@JasonBrant]

Don't think I know that one.

[@fredEVOIX]

thanks for the discovery I guess I'll watch on yt that's all I found

[@EddieTHead2266]

Hi Lockheed baby here. My grandfather was executive engineer on the SR 71 and the stealth fighter. I grew up around the BBird. This is cracking me up. Thanks for what you do Brandts

[@sacredf8]

4:31 - This EXACT SAME soundtrack has been used in several late 90s direct to video films, like Hijack with Jeff Fahey. So yeah, you're pretty much right.

[@ИльназМингазов-ш5з]

Director: How many takes the lesbian scene? Seagal : Yes

[@rickastley2308]

You need to watch 1998 Black Thunder with Michael Dudikoff and Richard Norton. It's the same movie, they stole everything from Black Thunder, the story, characters, even some specific scenes (however, lesbian aspect in this scene was new).

[@victorfortunato]

I was thinking exactly the same thing, I just couldn't remember the name of the movie, it also reminded me of one where Andrew Divoff was in, I think the name was The Interceptor and they used footage from that too

[@sealdoggydog]

Sifu bingo is Heeeee-larious!! Those suggestions were top notch. Hats off to the pateron members!

[@dougmhd2006]

Gosh...if I didn't know better, I'd think Erin had a bit of a competitive streak. If I didn't know better.😊

[@JasonBrant]

Just a bit.

[@Tweezyman1]

Lovely episode! The bingo game was a great idea!

[@tdata545]

WOW, what HANDSOME fortune did that man who sent you an 8 PACK of Seagal movies have to cough up? $400? $500? $1000? Probably had to put a second mortgage out on his home.

[@davidtatro7457]

Love the Sifu Bingo! Hope maybe you'll find other franchises to Bingo up in the future as well! Also, just have to say that even half a Seagal wouldn't fit in an SR-71 cockpit, and also that Erin's one liners absolutely owned this video.

[@davedixon2167]

That was the roughest watch I think I've seen on the show; I can't believe you had to watch the whole thing, and then again to edit this video. Hats off to you.

[@Lee-zn7lj]

"I can't believe how bad this is" - Jason Brant It was at this point that I realized Jason had been replaced by a beer based alien life form... the "real" Jason would have known this would be a trainwreck from the hundreds of hours of Segal-ology research he's put in so far.

[@BDL3035]

Seagalogy

[@random_name-44]

I swear some of that aircraft carrier stock footage was Vietnam era (mid to late 60's). Shooting an AK-47 one handed with arm extended? I was: OH COME ON! 🤣 And the second Erin finds out she might not have to watch another Sifu movie, she is ALL IN on that bingo card, ready to compete and win!

[@BenCarpenterWrites]

They couldn’t find a helmet large enough for SiFu’s head 😂

[@DRACOS1313]

Erin that shirt has been my joke for years ,,, i must have that shirt lol ,,, how do you scare Bee's?,,,BOO BEES!

[@JasonBrant]

She loves that shirt.

[@DRACOS1313]

@@JasonBrant I love her Boo Bees too lol

[@cameronclark3418]

Sifu has achieved phase shifting!

[@The..Truth-Hurts]

It’s my birthday today, I wish Seagal would’ve snatched it!

[@langleymneely]

This is a perfect way to withstand a Sifu afternoon! Lol

[@Sentient_Zee]

Either that DVD case is discoloured or once again he’s had his head superimposed on someone thinner.

[@JasonBrant]

You don't think that looks natural?

[@Sentient_Zee]

@@JasonBrant it’s questionable, let’s just say that.

[@adepja]

4:52 Seagal isn't a flight risk, he's more of a falling through the floor risk

[@reignfire85]

You absolutely need to have Sifu Bingo on all future Seagal episodes, it's too much fun not to. And that lesbian scene was equal parts hilarious and so out-of-left-field that it beggars belief.

[@Apache-mu4db]

Erin I love it when you smile. It was uncool for Jason to tell you "shut up."

[@Apache-mu4db]

I'm telling you Erin, I love it when you laugh. It makes me happy.

[@kshizzle_bizzle]

God bless you Jason. I don't know how you keep doing this to yourself.

[@madarab37]

Reminds me of the 1982 flick Firefox where Clint Eastwood has to go steal a stealth plane from the Russians. But Steven Seagal writes with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age, so I'm sure he came up with the entire concept on his own.

[@BaldHeadedManc]

The SR71's based in America were stationed at Beale Air Force base in California, only a short flight from Kansas for that plane though!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks for the info.

[@BaldHeadedManc]

​@@JasonBrantOf course, thanks for the entertainment, always look forward to it✌️

[@genxmonk70]

@9:34 Clint Eastwood did a movie in the 80s called Firefox that involved stealing a Russian fighter aircraft that could go invisible.

[@thelastamericanflapper]

Firefox couldn't go invisible. It's gimmick was you could control it with your mind(?!), but you had to think in Russian.

[@alejandrowaizel3750]

The main difference with that one is that in the opening scene of Firefox you see Clint running. Seagal would be waddling around with a burger.

[@Caldwing]

I don't think it could go invisible. I seem to recall the McGuffin was that you controlled it with your mind. When he stole it he had to think in Russian. Maybe it could turn invisible too? Don't remember too good.

[@RealBLAlley]

@@Caldwing You are correct. It was not invisible, but invisible to radar, hypersonic, and the weapons were mind controlled in Russian.

[@richardmason-ray3130]

Finally a decent video to watch on a Sunday after a particularly poor SNL!

[@Darkja]

This has Neil Breen levels of stock footage, with horrible ADR over it included and all... And Breen did it better!

[@Vaporvice84]

if you guys had known going in what this movie would be like, that bingo card could've been entirely different. 1) Military stock footage, 2) footage of actors and action scenes that looks like it was made for another film, 3) gratuitous nudity, etc...

[@tundro27]

We haven't seen Erin in a while, and you bring her back for a Seagal movie? How are you not divorced, Jason?

[@JasonBrant]

She was on two episodes ago..

[@tundro27]

@@JasonBrant Huh, it seemed like longer than that. Still, subjecting her too Seagal should at least be grounds for sleeping on the couch for a night or two. At least she won bingo (I'm pretty sure there was no way she WASN'T going to win if she had any say in the matter). All kidding aside, love your channel.

[@joshuablack8221]

We just saw her 😂 you may have missed an episode or two 💀

[@johngriffey3902]

Hahahahaha Man she whooped yo a*s and got bingo at a cool 20 minutes in! NICE!! Love the channel guys and keep it up!

[@joshib1106]

Sifu Bingo👌🏼🤣 This is absolute genius!! I wonder if this could be applied to different films, could this work on a vanity project?🤔 So the popular Bingo calls are now, One fat sifu - 8 Two fat sifus - 88 All the ones (Witt woo) Strippers legs - 11 Two floating Sifus - 22 Overweight - 28 The list can go on😂 I lost my job as a bingo caller sadly.. apparently a meal for two with a fury view was an inappropriate call for 69 🤷🏼‍♂️😁

[@RavenwingAcademy7511]

When he pulls the trigger he's seriously, actually in real life, doing the thing you normally instruct one NOT to do. If you watch when he fires a pistol in any movie the gun wiggles left and right because he pulls the trigger instead of squeezing. He would quite actually never hit his target. That shit drives me nuts in movies.

[@kaiserofgermania5236]

Seagal's double chin creeping over the movie's title in the thumbnail gets me every time😂

[@richardnance2862]

Thank you for explaining you randomized the cards, I was so nervous until then. "They have the same spaces!" 😮‍💨

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Seeya guys for the live-stream, I'll be at work, but I'll have my phone plugged in and you on in my earpod, special package today!!!

[@jcoptimus]

Steven Seagal in... Footage of Stock. Coming this summer to a clearance bin near you.

[@stevenmoules4955]

Steven Seagal always looks like he's constipated..lol!😁

[@davidpa9266]

So many of those should have been the free space: Fat guy lighting, mishandling a firearm (or "firewarm"?), former CIA/whatever...the whole card is practically full before the movie starts!

[@dansouth1973]

I'd love to see more Bingo episodes with spaces like "Pinkie Ring" and "Cardboard Boxes".

[@coolwata105]

I honestly thought you guys watched them all. SEAFU- the gift that keeps on giving😂😂😂 SEAFU BINGO? Genius🤣

[@Arivmario]

“When you see him in broad daylight is not good”… what other kind of light makes seagull look good? 🤣

[@ryanzazzara3865]

You guys make my days better

[@RyllenKriel]

Seagal movies have brought Erin to drinking hallucinogenic shroom juice!

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

And Shi×Fu×× sits in the bathtub and listens to White Rabbit.

[@josedaniel95245]

SIFU BINGO Now That's a FUN GAME Mix it with Drinking LOVE YOU JASON

[@RadiantSilverlighter]

It’s Sifu time!!! I was just watching your upload of THE PERFECT WEAPON so this is right on time!

[@SimpleTricksNonsense]

This Bingo idea is brilliant can be used for vanity projects, Roger Corman, 80's fantasy, etc

[@jamesbeverley171]

This is one of the best yet. Can't believe you didn't have 'suspicious hairline/colour' on the card...

[@MichaelMichael-us6wq]

I don’t know how many seagal films are left in your channel, but the bingo suggestion is definitely a good change of pace

[@LodenVor]

Happy to hear Erin’s feeling better. Shame about having to watch a Seagal movie, mind.

[@shawdawg3675]

Wait, why the hell was that guy saying "Go Navy"? The SEALS came from the Navy and the carriee, but Seagal and all the people flying would have been Air Force due to flying Air Force Planes.

[@VMRCalamity]

Erin's shirt is freaking awesome. I know I've seen it in at least one other video. But never commented, so, here it is. Kudos on the shirt.

[@peterhulse1064]

Erin's competitiveness on the Steven Smeagal Bingo was great. 😊you're a lucky man Jason. Wish I could be a patron but I only have SS right now.

[@delc4387]

Seagal has made three movies with this director - Michael Keusch - with this one following “Attack Force”. Their first was “Shadow Man” which strangely also featured the actress who played Dolores Umbridge from the “Harry Potter” movies.

[@sharpfalcon6196]

A young Skye Bennett before she became famous as a voice actress also appeared in "Shadow Man".

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

Once again I appreciate Erin's love for Seagal she's expressing in the thumbnail

[@ourkeving]

She's very competitive 😊 Erin is treating it like a race, pace yourself. You have to watch the whole thing.

[@JasonBrant]

She's hyper competitive.

[@Timelord007]

A lot stock footage is taken from the film Iron Eagle & the script is the same as Michael Dudikoffs action flick Black Thunder. Seagal said this is one of his favourite films since Under Siege he said it gave him more challenges as a actor...(laughs hysterically) 😀😀😀😀 Loved the Sifu Bingo🖒🖒🖒 You think this bad wait till you watch Black Dawn.

[@JasonBrant]

Black Dawn is worse than this? Jesus.

[@Timelord007]

@@JasonBrant Yup Seagal walked from picture didnt do a single fight scene

[@drewmichel8053]

@@Timelord007 Black Dawn is also a sequel to the equally terrible The Foreigner.

[@Timelord007]

@@drewmichel8053 Yup my god that was awful too 😀😀😀 Jonathan Cold left me feeling cold & numb, i reviewed a few his films on Letterboxd & roasted them.

[@rathraven1313]

@@drewmichel8053 The Foreigner is exactly better than Seagal's later films. It feels like it's post to be a different film until Seagal got cast in it.

[@floydlooney6837]

How many times did the planes become totally different planes? F-18's somehow become F-16's?

[@SteveLaw-UK]

That's why they're stealth, obviously.

[@fibroboy1604]

Sifu bingo! Awesomeness, to the fridge for a Guinness. Well, several Guinness.

[@ExplosiveNotes]

boo bees

[@JasonBrant]

Correct.

[@ExplosiveNotes]

@@JasonBrant Thankfuly, I can still read 🙂

[@icanbelieveitisnotdonebyap941]

Continuity error should be a square

[@michaelgariti8008]

The Gorrillaz camouflage jeep in the dirt was awesome! 😆

[@JustinJTime]

So this movie had a budge of (apparently) $5,000,000 and made $68,529...so yeah I'd say most of it went into Seagal's pocket I'm sure.

[@wolfkult4320]

Key Grip: Hear me out: We put in lesbians Seagal: *Mumbles in approval*

[@Flassh81]

Seagal got away by laying on his back. He disguised himself as a distant mountain.

[@perkeyser2032]

IMDB: Budget - Estimated 5 mil. Gross worldwide - $68,529. Says it all really....

[@JasonBrant]

Where the hell did $5 million go? They barely shot anything.

[@oukie666]

​@@JasonBrantcatering budget 😂

[@Rasta8889]

@@JasonBrant Burgers

[@burninsherman1037]

​@@JasonBrantmaybe this was one of the sensei's first Eastern European oligarch money laundering projects?

[@Elatenl]

That's for every one of his movies on imdb, but those numbers are rarely accurate for these type of direct to DVD movies because those numbers aren't public

[@scottwallace1829]

The General is played by Angus Mcinnes, I recognized him right away because he was my boss back in the early 90's. He's best known for being Gold Leader in the original Star Wars. In addition to some other movies with Harrison Ford including "Force 10 from Navarone" and "Witness", he was also in a bunch of other big movies like "Judge Dread", "Clue", "Hellraiser II", "Eyes Wide Shut", and "Hell Boy" to name a few. Of course, you can't mention his movie bio without also including one of my favorites, "Strange Brew" :)

[@stonecoldku4161]

15:42 "They could just put more jet engines on them." I can almost hear Scotty from Star Trek as that plane is struggling to take off with Seagal in it. "I can't do it captain. I don't have the power!"