I thoroughly enjoyed seagal talking barely over a whisper, while the other guy is wearing hearing protection... Brilliant!!
@Dan-di9jd11 күн бұрын
It's not a whisper but just incoherent mumbling.
@marcuscowles33843 ай бұрын
"EVERY MUTHAFUKA BIRTHDAY!"... "Right quick"
@pjc56373 ай бұрын
She got rizz. Got thrown outta a car and got a date soon after😂😂
@tylerlacor81163 ай бұрын
Seagall being stealthy: lifts giant walkie talkie right to his face with his window open to the people he’s spying on.
@gonogazz3 ай бұрын
Im gonna snatch everybodys munchy birthday cake..!!
@allenlindsey11753 ай бұрын
s.s. hairline is eddie Munsters hairline 100%
@KarlBunker3 ай бұрын
Ha ha! I thought it looked familiar!
@mortenhyvejle3 ай бұрын
HAHAHA many pieces of gold in this one Mr RedEye 🤣👍. Had to rewind a couple of times just so I could get a good laugh again... humour is absolutely brilliant.
@Craighetfield20243 ай бұрын
One day Steven seagal will win an award ..... It will be equivalent to everyone gets a trophy day
@jacobbronitsky14483 ай бұрын
Bro, he's been winning awards for like 93 years.
@keldricksanders97903 ай бұрын
Never in life would I have thought that I would see seagul doing a drive by💀💀
@anson.meadows3 ай бұрын
I’m really taken back by how he’s consistently overweight, yet supposedly having a history of being extremely discipline [in Martial Arts]. It baffles me.
@Dan-di9jd11 күн бұрын
I think it is fine if he is overweight and teaches aikido. My main issue with him is that he stars in these roles and we're to believe that someone who appears overweight and lethargic and mumbles would play into these roles such as a special forces or cia operative. In that one movie there was a knife fight where he's just standing there as this dude can't even hit him. He also seems to conceal the fact that he's overweight often by wearing out of place clothing like mumus or really large gear that doesn't even fit.
@theDane703 ай бұрын
It looks like LEGO hair...lol
@johnrula3 ай бұрын
I wish I could type in WHISPERS so as to capture seagals way of speaking, it’s so weird that anyone can get away with such absurd speech , great job my man …peace
@4thSurviver3 ай бұрын
I've lost the thread at this point. Aren't they cops or something? Seagal literally just did a drive by on that guy and left his burning body there.
@jcohasset232 ай бұрын
Seagal resigned from being sheriff of the fictional Everett County at the beginning of the season to go be a vigilante but all the women working with him are/were still employed by the sheriff's office (and apparently no one there cares they're doing all this non-official work). I think it's hilarious that the police in Vancouver and Seattle apparently don't care that a vigilante is at work with a body count higher than many serial killers.
@louis-philippesavard7423 ай бұрын
Forget the cartels he is with the Mexican Mafia 🤣
@Humongous4203 ай бұрын
Has Steven Seagal EVER missed a BBQ?
@markiangooley3 ай бұрын
Probably, if there was plenty of food closer by and free…
@LordVulcan933 ай бұрын
He showed up at mine.
@logicn.reasoning97443 ай бұрын
Hey! Go easy on him, he's genuinely a good guy..... Said no one ever..
@TheBaltimoreMovieTrailerParkАй бұрын
I’m back to watching your videos and it still amazes me that he hasn’t come after you yet…if he could, knowing how he runs in his shape. 😂
@KellyChud3 ай бұрын
when im feelng down ,this makes me laugh
@evilzzzabilityАй бұрын
SS is the gift that keeps on giving
@RedEyeReviewsАй бұрын
Lol maybe it's not a great idea to shorten his name like that
@AnthonyThomas_Ant3 ай бұрын
Sentient quarter pounder with cheese. 😂
@michealhill72753 ай бұрын
Redeye. Bringing us the hard hitting news we all need!
@leovalverde15082 ай бұрын
Bless You RedEye, you are truly doing the Lord's work!!!
@deathraygonzo63393 ай бұрын
Got to be honest, when the IT girl died, I lost my interest. But then the lady who owns the brothel showed up so it's all good.
@vibeslide3 ай бұрын
You just gotta love that at this point Seagull just doesn't care about anything anymore and just flat out murders people. 😂
@RobinJohnstonphotography3 ай бұрын
Let’s not diminish the sentience of your average burger bun.
How did I not know that he's a "Special Representative for Russia-US Cultural Links"
@deathraygonzo63393 ай бұрын
Oh...
@theenchiladakid18663 ай бұрын
He didn't swap hands with that .50
@samanthamarkle69233 ай бұрын
I’d love to see you do a Walking Dead review!
@blueorange90673 ай бұрын
Hahah this movie looks like it has been made by 10 different producers and all of them have different idea 😂
@jcohasset232 ай бұрын
According to IMBD there were a total of 22 producers and 4 writers (Seagal was both a producer and writer). The other three writers- Joe Halpin, Keoni Waxman (whom was also a director for this series), and Richard Beattie all helped write or produce most of Seagal's films from the mid 2000's to his most recent.
@MaxJames597yompfitness3 ай бұрын
chucked her out the car wtf
@usrower753 ай бұрын
Seagull really thinks that he knows anything about shooting? I had better skills when I was in the Cub Scouts.
@kilgoretrout97253 ай бұрын
YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!
@nickmorgan31993 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="630">10:30</a> fucking classic Red Eye throwback!
@jcohasset232 ай бұрын
It's still such a great line even if it's borderline gibberish.
@OrjanGrahn3 ай бұрын
Segal fights: one strangel hold ? 😅
@gregoryvineyard3 ай бұрын
I think you mean double quarter pounder with cheese
@ronniefromOR3 ай бұрын
❤
@maddinkn2 ай бұрын
Which episode is this?
@Wet_Your_Plants3 ай бұрын
Meatball time!
@UnclePhil733 ай бұрын
I hope you don’t talk bad about Seagal. He’s one of the actors of all time.
@Humongous4203 ай бұрын
I prefer a royal with cheese...
@tonytoes03 ай бұрын
Sorry for the multiposts but I just have so much to say about this. I think this would work a lot better with Steve not being a cop but being a Russian Agent sent to America by Putin to save America because you know Steve thinks Putin is dreamy and Americans are not nearly as good as Russians(circa whenever he decided he was Russian((though not Russian Jewish)) instead of Italian, Native American or Black) Anyway that would explain why Steve has no problem killing anyone and could also explain why NCIS girl had to be used as a field agent, in the words of It's Always Sunny his bench wouldn't be that deep. And he wouldn't arrest anyone just terminate with extreme prejudice
@UllrT3 ай бұрын
Nooooooo!!!!! noooooo... Aram shouldn't be in Seagal movies... :'(
@jankarieben10713 ай бұрын
Damn Redeye, you need to take a break from Segal, he’s twisting your mind with his bullshido! 😧
@RedEyeReviews3 ай бұрын
Lol, we are almost done! When I started this channel I vowed to do every single thing he's done. We are like 4 episodes of this show away from that coming true. THEN we take about 50 showers and move on from the meatball
@linushell47263 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Until he releases the next abomination, and the nightmare continues. 😂
@BloodDrippnFlowers3 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews then i am done also
@markiangooley3 ай бұрын
Can an IT girl be an “It Girl” as well? Wikipedia: ‘An "It girl" is an attractive young woman who is perceived to have both sex appeal and a personality that is especially engaging.’ Not used too frequently nowadays.
@timothydavies53373 ай бұрын
eeeeeeer there are no words for the level of cringe to this waste of atoms ;p;
@Metsfan19753 ай бұрын
First
@59cvlpekhlua753 ай бұрын
Phast
@wesleydesot49043 ай бұрын
I see segal was also a producer of this shit film.