Steven Seagal's Brotherhood - Where He Snatches Every Birthday Cake - Worst Movie Ever

[@SpaceIce]

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[@td9209]

Sensei Seagal is proud of you. Nothing else but Rob Schneider!

[@charlespeavy2036]

Do a she hulk one please.

[@MrDonRonny]

Going to be losing a few subs for the pitch meetings digs i bet... leaves a bad taste of youtube drama which everyones had enough of.

[@Billyboblillyblob]

@@MrDonRonny Over a running gag? You're not a very smart one

[@rl6450]

Facts!

[@civil_villain]

"I know you might think this is personal, but it's not personal - *I know these people."* --Confucius

[@messertl]

Just when you think Seagal has reached peak retard....

[@returnoftheredeye]

That line was on a par with the orifice reference.

[@GiacomoSorbi]

Confartus or, rather con-walrus.

[@brookss2141]

Some next level philosophy right there.

[@RedSemen420]

speech 100

[@BajaBCat]

"And as soon as they surrender, Seagal attacks" 🤣🤣

[@Mitch_Conner75926]

@P.BrocklehurstHe walks like a black man and breathes like a killer 😂

[@MentLeee]

@@Mitch_Conner75926he walks and talks like a black man but runs like a girl.

[@_sausageman_]

Just how he likes it

[@AuditingLondon]

He wasn’t born on a turnip truck

[@fugginrambo]

That 2 handed, 1 handed, 2 handed shot was amazing

[@Ricekrispy10]

The 2-1-2 is a classic manuever used to confuse your enemies and, most likely, your allies

[@carbonstar9091]

Needs some three stooges sound fx.

[@attiasprouse682]

It's 100%, 0% the best!

[@kokochislibrary9541]

Legendary technique only sensei himself could do.

[@acetate909]

​@@kokochislibrary9541 Segal is also the continuity supervisor on this movie, so of course he kills it.

[@jakeh6980]

“AND NONE OF THIS EVER COMES UP AGAIIN” always gets me 🤣

[@JoeyP946]

that's a must have in a Seagal movie xD

[@reginaldlevesque6988]

I love it when Ice says " but, son of a bitch!!"

[@timothymadison6305]

They could have hired Segal for the Penguin series and would have saved so much in prosthetics.

[@goldenstarboy367]

he can’t act though

[@GeneticSteve]

With that trademark waddle of his... he's a perfect fit.

[@mathew85]

Na they'd blow the budget on food then lol😅

[@TChappelle]

They'd also save money on any follow ups, because they'd be canceled.

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

That's correct but he can't act and would find a reason to demand not only a body double but also dubbing to correct the mumbling.

[@ahmadabdelwahhab3863]

"Mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world "... I can't get over the dramatic effect this sentence adds to the intro... 🤯🤯🤯 Well done 👍👍

[@CarterJ9]

I can't get over that there are STILL more Seagal movies.

[@ahmadabdelwahhab3863]

@@CarterJ9 I can't wait till he learns how to use AI 👺

[@raphdroidt692]

THIS😂❤

[@JimmyBandzx]

@@CarterJ9he still keeps pumping them out ?

[@TheElHadschi]

Sill waiting for a T-Shirt..

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

Steven Seagull writes a role for himself and it's not enough for the character to just be a plain ol' cop, oh no, he has to be a former CIA assassin, DIA intel officer, Special Forces operator, ace fighter pilot, astronaut, 12th degree black belt in bullshido, recipient of the Humanitarian of the Year Award, Congressional Medal of Honor recipient, Nobel Peace Prize, and winner of the Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island.

[@reginaldlevesque6988]

He will never be Johnny Sins lmao

[@Ian-mj4pt]

And you forgot he can slide uphill 😅😅😅

[@Ian-mj4pt]

And you forgot he's so smooth he can slide uphill he's also so secretive he writes his name with a eraser 😅😅😅

[@dominus2184]

You forgot professor of Yel University 🤣

[@jkmarshall3553]

America, Fuxx Yeah!!!!!

[@Wetsleevesagain]

Wot, no stripclub?

[@bennergamer3052]

IKR

[@dziewiaty]

Probably banned for filming every time he visits

[@brentwalker8596]

@@dziewiaty You beat me on that one.

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

He killed them all before filming

[@esense9602]

They wrote the movie in strip club

[@breakaleg10]

"Nobody outstupids Seagal" So true!

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

After Ice Man said that I was looking for a pizza hut reference because SS is fat

[@pocketsand4404]

Space Ice has made Steven Seagal more famous than ever. Please let's hope Seagal never stops making movies, so we may have more Space Ice videos!

[@CheeseburgerRandy17]

Space Ice is Steven Seagal. He's making money off his terrible movies twice

[@MercenaryOrangeTV]

@@CheeseburgerRandy17shhhhhh don’t ruin the plot twist!

[@nealgrimes4382]

@@CheeseburgerRandy17 It all makes sense now Seagal is a Master of Disguise after all, but that Mullet Wig isn't fooling anyone.

[@JugglerOfWords]

@@CheeseburgerRandy17 I can hear it now: "Space Ice, is the mega blockbuster hit youtube channel, where he showed the world, that if anyone is gonna make fun of how horrible his movies are, it's gonna be him"

[@scottbullock3045]

Hell, I didn't know these ugh... movies existed til Space Ice roasts them!😊😅😂❤

[@Safexscape]

“I know you think this is personal, this isn’t personal; I know these people”.

[@jkmarshall3553]

Such a next level line!

[@takenserious4554]

"I know you think this is personal, but it's not personal....I know these people". -Seagal's brain hard at work

[@Servant.of.the.MostHighSWT]

😂😂😂

[@tsheposekhopha9026]

The Yakuza spending time telling people how awesome Seagal is😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbdallahSaleh20]

Holy smokes how many movies has this guy made?! I'm shocked you still have Seagal movies to review

[@mac11380]

A search says 50 - 54 movies

[@djtoxicdhg]

Clearly not enough

[@silky_merkin]

This was a TV show but yes lots of movies too

[@LuciusSicarius]

How is he still flinching so much when shooting after doing so many action movies?

[@nycommittee5859]

Yes

[@deeday763]

2:23 “he doesn’t steal content, just birthdays” 😂😂Great Callback!!😂

[@JesusChrist-vq6lk]

I saw another pitch meetings reference the other day.. what did I miss?

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

@@JesusChrist-vq6lk Whining about Pitch Meetings covering a movie that Space Ice covered

[@heeeeeresrossy]

I swear Seagul's kidnapped that poor blonde actress. She's in every one of these atrocities! 🤦‍♂😆

[@Servant.of.the.MostHighSWT]

poor girl 😂

[@artimusprime626]

'What does Katana mean?' Det. Frank Washington 'It means Japanese sword.' Det. Joe Marshall

[@BriGuyIT]

I would watch the HELL out of a third Samurai Cop movie with Joe fighting Sensei Seagal in his chair. Maybe Tommy Wiseau can have a cameo.

[@musicaepica1]

​@@BriGuyIT😂😂😂😂

[@UfodexENMD]

I'll be honest I had no idea Segal made so many movie, I'm always worried Space Ice will run out

[@Kracov_the_Madman]

Space Ice can just re-review everything with different takes. I don't mind!

[@shannonigans2220]

If heart disease doesn’t take him first, Seagal’s ego won’t let him stop write-directing -starring in these comedic masterpieces

[@Flood520]

By time Space Ice gets through the existing movies, Seagull will have made 30 more, in which he'll be even older and fatter. It will be glorious.

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

And he is still making them. So we'll have plenty for the upcoming years.

[@everlastingmusic3835]

He can always move on to Nicolas cage movies.

[@mikeyzero2439]

The King County Sheriff should sue him for defamation.

[@bigjared8946]

Actually no. It would come out in discovery that this character is a very representative sample.

[@donovanmcnabb2000]

JPOP FUCKING EXPLODES

[@ChengTeoh]

Seagal definitely didn't perform the "back slap tap" three times in three seconds ... that move was actually done just once but the awesomeness of it caused your eyes to think it saw it three times

[@brunospfc8511]

Men of Culture, here we meet again !

[@shaileshsolanki8702]

everyone of us meets up for seagal 😂 waited so long was dull for a while on seagal supremacy

[@koryhardy9594]

Some of us starved so much n binge watched the whole video on Space Ice 😂

[@RhyseeB]

'He doesn't steal content, just birthdays...' good god that's hilarious

[@modiggady]

We meet again! Then again we might not could be 👀😏

[@evanhayes5891]

God, I hate this comment!

[@sheridan140]

"Which according to segal means 'japanese sword'" great nod to samurai cop 😂

[@andrecharlebois705]

are you fuj... fujiyama...

[@tunadoomshitpost]

@@andrecharlebois705 yamaha whats his face name is

[@prchdm]

Last time I was this early, SS could walk without sweating.

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

Last time I was this early, I was being born

[@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms]

Lies! SS could never not sweat!

[@SickOfthislol-ip9gh]

So never?

[@paulnash9851]

God-Damn !!! How old are you ???

[@marcodraven9778]

What? No stuntman to walk up the stairs.

[@trejrco]

"only fatter" 😂

[@Makoto03]

The Pitch Meeting dig was hilarious. 😂

[@MrDonRonny]

Can you explain why the sudden pitch meetings disses?

[@Makoto03]

@@MrDonRonny i don't personally know either but i've noticed it in a couple of Space Ice's recent videos. So its funny to me out of context.

[@MrDonRonny]

@@Makoto03 k so ure clusless thanks anyway i guess

[@EdwardNorton-t9k]

@@MrDonRonny lol you're obsessed over this. Multiple people explained it to you but you're not smart enough to understand it

[@jessegilbert9568]

It might have been if it weren't just some lame ass attempt to bring more attention to his own shitty channel by globbing onto a larger, much more successful channel. This Space Ice bullshit has gotten old...quickly. It's the same recycled jokes over and over and over and over and over. Ironic, too, that Space Ice would try to shit on a successful channel, claiming they steal his content when the first video uploaded to this channel two years ago is a video....not about action movies or how lame Segal is....but a video about the missing Winslow kid....a subject that's been covered by countless other channels...which is where he clearly got most of the material in his video. Here's almost every video on this channel: Segal movies- Segal can't run. Segal can't shoot. Segal is fat. Obligatory Van Damme twerk clip. Rob Schneider. Any other action movie- This guy CAN run, unlike Segal. This guy CAN shoot, unlike Segal. This guy is NOT fat, unlike Segal. Obligatory Van Damme twerk clip. Rob Schneider.

[@manifoldcypher760]

2:00 Segal struggling to sit? I don’t believe it!

[@Jakeinlivincolor]

It's cause the chair is too small

[@TheBlueB0mber]

3:26 Ah yes...the "Uvalde Maneuver" 😬

[@sfisob8814]

Seagal's dark urges always win😂😂

[@occorner2502]

I swear to god, everytime i watch seagul movie, it's same blonde and black haired women who act as seagul's suboordinates... I think someone should check seagal's basement...

[@hardyharr9377]

why are you watching his sht movies?? You lose brain cells by doing so

[@Conan_the_Based]

In this case, Space Ice has been covering a series episode by episode so you'll be seeing a lot of these same two gals.

[@feraltaco4783]

"Hey baby. How about some Netflix and chained to a radiator."

[@sheridan140]

Once you're stuck in segal's taint upon you, i imagine finding non-discount stripper work is difficult...

[@tranzco1173]

Tight dress shirt, black sports coat, and crazy B attitude until SS seduces them with his vampire hairline, orange jowels, and Memphis accent.

[@The_ZeroLine]

2:37 _“Speaks the language better than you do.”_ 😂😂😂😂 OMG, come on, Steve-San! Then the boss literally says we can’t. He’s too badass. So, it should end right there.

[@returnoftheredeye]

"I'm great at being Japanese, tremendous. No one's as good at being Japanese as me, Even Japanese people take tips from me."

[@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895]

@@returnoftheredeyecringe

[@StolenBandaid]

Space Ice is getting me through the ramifications of Helene

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Please stay safe. I'm from South Louisiana and can relate.

[@StolenBandaid]

@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Coastal Georgia here. Powers been out since Thursday. Same to you

[@bjchit]

"making a walk for the world record" That is just brilliant punery.

[@xdemon5015]

"Would you rather use your gun and shoot a man with a sword?" "He'd prefer unarmed and a woman, but you deal with what you got" Sounds like legit Seagal mentality🤣

[@LuciusSicarius]

These videos are a big part of why I look forward to the weekend.

[@janlassen6101]

The only thing that changes in his movies are the movie-titles.

[@unknownskyman2156]

Hahaha

[@MasterCrash123]

If Seagal's a mother, would giving birth count as 'snatching a burf-day'? 😂

[@mukwati]

What's with this PITCH MEETING Battle 🤣🤣 I love both you guys

[@ChristopherSaindon]

I.. I just couldn't *take it anymore after "We have 2 bogeys.."* -- I'm sorry Space Ice! I exploded myself!! 🤣💥☠

[@jaymac7203]

"Unscripted rabbit punches" 😭😭 lol 😂

[@valdivia1234567]

00:12-00-14 is awesome as he starts squeezing off rounds while his muzzle rises. For Seagal, center mass is between the toes and top of the head.

[@feraltaco4783]

As someone who is fairly proficient with firearms, I love when people point out how ridiculous he is with guns. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@feraltaco4783]

I think his idea of center mass is the whole body because that's where his mass is.

[@jessegilbert9568]

This comment is awesome because it highlights how hilarious it is to see two morons find each other by talking about shit they know nothing about

[@Zzoro1987]

I’m really happy this channel is blowing up, this shits hilarious 😂

[@Angry-Lynx]

Damn I was recently on seagal binge and u dropped new episode I love u space ice ;

[@ciprian95electro]

Perfect as Always. Well done, once again

[@john_blues]

Wait, no strip club? I think you need to review this one again Space Ice. You obviously overlooked something.

[@limbopete2516]

Your videos always make me laugh, but you got me real real good with "webbed flipper strikes"

[@TheCryptoLark]

Just when you think there can’t be anymore Seagal insane videos here we go! lol

[@Ossaytheartist]

Man your videos bring me so much joy. Watching your reviews of Steven Seagals terrible movies help me throughout my shitty day. Thank you

[@malkomburries1307]

I've been waiting since yesterday for this

[@BloodEdgeExtreme2000]

A New Steven Seagal video on my birthday, thank you Space Ice. You're the best!

[@HusGoose]

Rob Schneider

[@tuxthedev3470]

Rob schneider

[@ChristopherSaindon]

@@tuxthedev3470 ob-Ray neider-SHAY? -- Translate to Pig Latin-

[@HusGoose]

@@tuxthedev3470 good point

[@dhaisa]

Translate to English ​@@tuxthedev3470

[@Wheres_the_money_lebowski]

​​@@tuxthedev3470actually it's Rob Schneider.

[@mike8015]

I always give your videos a like, but I make you work for it and don't click the thumbs-up until I laugh out loud. Today I clicked it as soon as I read the title.

[@scottbullock3045]

The no-neck nut kick!! Too much!!😊😅😅😂😂❤

[@thedhl777guy]

Thanks! For all the laughs.

[@alex1vid]

The only guy better than Seagal is Will Sasso pretending to be Seagal.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Holy shit, I remember those MadTv skits. Thank you so much!

[@musicaepica1]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@F-sj7cu]

Lol Space Ice stretching to get to 10 mins. This channel is the best thing since Van Damme’s trip to Thailand

[@davebaconusa1062]

Having an internet beef is super easy, barely inconvenient.

[@acetate909]

I can't tell if those are genuine jobs or not. Space Ice and Pitch Meeting mock completely different movies but who knows? I'm sure it's just bit but maybe I'm wrong? Can any cite examples of Pitch Meeting stealing jokes or is the whole feud just another Space Ice bit?

[@christiandean1099]

​@@acetate909I'm a fan of both. They have very different styles of humor, and I was surprised about this myself. As far as I know, it was just the one movie they shared. I wouldn't defer to Ryan George being a joke thief. His content is vastly different, and his skits are incredibly unique. Usually based on the first guy to do a mundane thing, mixed with intentional offbeat phrases and personification. Where Space Ice is humorous critiques mostly at the expense of Steven Segal. Other than the one film they've both mocked, their main overlap is in regards to having running gags/catch phrases.

[@jakubduda]

First line and already laughed out loud. Space Ice is literally my favorite KZbin channel.

[@FranktheDachshund]

I swear that widow's peak is 100% Ron Popiel's GLH-9 Hair-in-a-Can

[@S-North]

It is so black, it absorbs all forms of light.

[@jkmarshall3553]

Yeah, It's so black I almost can't even see it.

[@JS_Precision]

Damn Space Ice. I was waiting for this yesterday.. Almost thought I would have to survive this weekend without a new Space Ice video. I got depressed..

[@Slymind]

The whole video was ace, but, that 8:45 Samurai Cop reference was chef kiss.

[@1ohcomeon1]

I'm impressed on how many bad movies you've found from this guy. You're a legend

[@Jakeinlivincolor]

This is just a full length episode of the TV series True Justice

[@Banana-hammock.]

Hey Space Ice, KZbin gave me no notification of yer vid, clicked my notifications for another video, saw yer vid and it said I had already watched it, nope. Let me know where and when you go, I'll be there. Thanks bro.

[@peachysara]

My town was decimated by Hurricane Helene and the first YT video I watch after we get cell signal back after over a day and still will not have power for at least a week… is this. God bless you, Space Ice.

[@hondafknciviv3818]

3:32 - spark plug detected there's got to be some lore behind the spark plug guest appearances

[@jif69]

Watch his Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift video. It’s in there.

[@hondafknciviv3818]

@@jif69 will do, thanks

[@reignofchaos6463]

It came from the "sparkplugs be spitting" joke used in a couple of videos then he started adding sparkplugs in the videos like litte Easter eggs.

[@bykycil]

Now THIS, is enjoyable content. I'm never disappointed with anything you put out. Thank you and blessings in your life.🙏

[@TheEventGuy]

No one: ' ' JCVD: 'I made a new movie. It's a sequel to the previous one, that no one heard about, called: Kill Em All 2. In this movie I kill them all...again!'

[@ItsThatMilkshake]

It's 2am where I live and I am on the biggest Space Ice Seagal binge of my life. Holy shit

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

Flubberhood

[@silkyjoe7]

Blubberhood too obvious?

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

@@silkyjoe7 I feel like flubber and blubber are kind of the same thing?...

[@toweypat]

LOL

[@kennethhansen9772]

Thank you space ice! Once again 🤣🤣 Your commentary is so perfect🙏😝

[@anatole2478]

Seagal's hairline is faker than his judo

[@pk1645]

I swear that his hairline is alive.

[@Jakeinlivincolor]

Aikido* but yeah the sentiment is the same

[@bbss558]

3 in a row with a Pitch Meeting reference. Careful it'll become a catch phrase for your fantastic channel.

[@WanArk86]

The stuntman that was repeatedly got his head brutally banged on the table definitely got himself rocked. I mean, just look how brutal and un-martial art-sey it is.

[@steffen3382]

The editing and commentary is top tier choice! These summaries are better than the movies!

[@theenchiladakid1866]

Seagal treats continuity like he treats he treats 16 year olds

[@SBryck]

Why are your versions of these movies so much better than the ones i remember seeing growing up? 🤣🤣 We need you write a script so we can crowd source the cash to hire Seagal to play himself as written by you, it would be a classic.

[@SonJazrin]

What happened between you and pitch meeting space ice?

[@edwich4476]

I would love to know 😂

[@TwiztedMedia]

@@edwich4476 me too

[@bauhnguefyische667]

Space Ice would Segal Slap him into submission 😂

[@HHCUASICoE]

Wait what?! Was there a combo video in the making?

[@TornAaPaRt]

Did pitch meeting steal his content?

[@scotts.9329]

"Which thankfully happens of-camera" --- The best joke in this masterpiece! Keep doing what you're doing!

[@scotts.9329]

Sweaty man hugs! gross!

[@thekiller7994]

Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either special forces, government agent, pacifist with a high a kill count, vigilante, law enforcement, Harvard professor, doctor, philanthropist, ex special forces, ex government agent, or ex law enforcement -Seagal is treated like the second coming of Jesus Christ -Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice dubbing from other people -Seagal probably does his scenes in one take -Body doubles that do everything which includes fighting, walking, and standing -Loads of plot convenience -Opening scene that has no connection to rest of the plot and is never mentioned again -Steven Seagal will be portrayed as the hero but does plenty of illegal stuff -Seagal will hook up with women significantly younger than him -Sudden tone shift in Seagal movies -Seagal’s accent will either be Italian, Russian, Irish, Native American, Asian, Japanese, Black, or Hispanic -Multiple plot threads that go nowhere and abandoned by the end of the movie -Seagal will be sitting down for most of his scenes -In some Seagal movies, Seagal will sometimes appear for 10 to 20 minutes -Stupid sounding title names that try to sound cool -Seagal’s self insert oc will have stupid names that try to sound cool -The aspect ratio in some Seagal movies will be stretched out to make Seagal look slimmer -Whenever Seagal does a fight scene, he does his patented slap fighting or flails his arms like a weirdo (and will also never take a hit and be sitting down) -Whenever Seagal uses a gun, he does his patented no look shooting and gun will always have infinite ammo and never jam -Fight scenes will sometimes be shot with darkness, shaky cam, or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles -Every Seagal movie either takes place in Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, random locations in the USA, or Mexico -Mandatory strip club scene -Whenever Seagal has a team, everyone will die, vanish, or do nothing while Seagal does all the work -Whenever Seagal has a sidekick, his sidekick will someone who is more competent at acting and fighting but will usually die, vanish, or do nothing -Whenever R Belly has a wife, love interest, or daughter, they usually end up dying or being kidnapped and someone younger takes their place -Seagal’s crappy movies will sometimes be a sequel to another crappy Seagal movie -Seagal will wear whatever he wants despite the situation -Seagal will always walk into the next plot point -Plots usually resolve themselves in the first 10 or 20 minutes -Reuse of footage -Filler that puts most anime to shame -Movies will abruptly end after hitting 90 minutes -Terrible special effects and green screen -Despite being an “action star”, Seagal will never hold a gun correctly and always flinches or blinks when shooting a gun -One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career” -Use of random military jargon -Fully clothed s€x scenes -Seagal will sometimes have a family, wife, or love interest that appears at the end of the movie -On the movie’s cover art, Seagal’s head will be photoshopped on someone else’s body -Whatever government agency that Seagal works for apparently has jurisdiction over the entire world -Every Steven Seagal movie is a mega blockbuster hit movie -Seagal is always revealed to be prick to everyone on every film set he waddles on Anything else I forget?

[@JC-js3er]

Yeah, he became more fatter on every movie. Other than that you nailed all!!!

[@jif69]

Too much

[@GamesFromSpace]

That was longer than the movie scripts.

[@JayJackson1981]

Black American accent so the foreigners won't be fooled

[@sharpfalcon6196]

Atrocious, generic sound editing and mixing, or in some cases, the sound editing and mixing is unbearable.

[@Dumb_Furry_UwU]

1:07 Steven Seagal continuously pulls trigger on burst fire weapon that somehow doesnt fail to feed immediately, 4k UHD remastered

[@AspasiaB]

Oh, Seagal is oozing something alright, but it ain't sex appeal.

[@TheValoisMadness]

Maple syrup?

[@korbell1089]

I am impressed with Seagal's dedication, it takes serious practice to correctly perform the Two-Handed, One-Handed, Two-Handed, shot. 😂😂

[@jkmarshall3553]

I've tried it, and there's no way I could pull it off as smoothly as SS.

[@charlesyoung9980]

Honest to God, how many movies does this guy have?? It seems like he makes one a month!

[@veximmortalis8622]

at least 54 according to google

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

And this is a series he's covering, so he hasn't reached the full total of movies Seagal has done.

[@anthonyjobey8821]

You sir are the unsung hero here, how do you put yourself through watching this crap is beyond me, so funny content as well, easy sub

[@theenchiladakid1866]

Stake!? With fries right? Forget the stake and the fries he will just drink the oil

[@backgroundcharacter4376]

Man every single one of your Steven Seagal videos are just fucking gold, thanks for ypu hard work

[@glenbrown7364]

I felt the vibe first 😂

[@miriammanolov9135]

Man, your tone of voice is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 I love it !!!!

[@happilyham6769]

You don't make fun of his hairline enough. It's utterly ridiculous.

[@leonardwhite7838]

Arrowhead Stadium was named after Seagal.

[@TheFailedmessiah]

When asked widows peak in the transplant chair Seagal said "yes"

[@Ricekrispy10]

Seagal is probably a big Vegeta fan

[@personunknown491]

Or a nosferatu fan

[@ChimpFromSpace]

His party city Dracula wig?

[@Shurmash]

6:23 "He's friends with the victim, but he's also the killer." "I was just here." 😆😂🤣

[@benbennit]

SWANT Team Seagal Weapons And No Tactics

[@canicheenrage]

@@benbennit Seagal Wanton Assassinations & Torture

[@BrutalJambon]

SpaceIce doing the same secret cinematographic techniques as Seagal to hit his 10min for ads is genius

[@birthgravy]

I know hate is a strong word, but I think I actually hate Steven Seagal, like, fully. He has zero redeeming traits whatsoever.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

You're golden brother. The Ice Man has the power so we can all gather and hate SS together.

[@TheMrFishnDucks]

Hilarious couldn't stop laughing. Keep up the good work.

[@davidwcooney]

I must have missed something. I understand the hate on Seagal, but what does Space Ice have against Pitch Meeting?

[@Foolish_Rabbit]

They steal content, he literally said it in the joke.

[@SaintFr33wayy]

How?

[@durere]

@@Foolish_Rabbit need the receipts on that

[@MickeysMenu]

Pitch meeting sucks he's been doing t h e same exact thing for like 5 or 6 years he has shown absolutely no growth

[@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms]

I don't think Space Ice has anything against Pitch Meetings (I could be wrong), but it's just a funny joke. Unless recent PM have been stealing SI content?

[@davidwarner4283]

what a great review Space Ice. You belong on The ABC primetime movie review extravaganza show. Well done sir.

[@cybergothika6906]

I came for my "where-he-showed-the-world" food and for Steven Sea gul's shameless free stoopidity

[@Eagle1372ful]

Space ice straight up bullying a senior citizen at this point 😂😂. Bullying is bad but when it’s sensei seagal I’m all for it

[@Shawn68Sharkey]

Was so hoping "Motherhood" was the Seagal version of Junior cause Seagal Geriatric Pregnancy Chair Fights are tight, also, could you please Do a review of Michael "Lord of the Dance " Flattery's better than Daniel Craig James Bond Masterpiece - Blackbird.