Steven Seagal's The Patriot Is So Bad It Revolutionized Medicine Forever - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's The Patriot is a lot like Mel Gibson's The Patriot, only its terrible in every way and has absolutely nothing to do with being a patriot. In fact, Seagal's The Patriot has nothing to do with anything and I refuse to believe it wasn't thrown together by an intern putting random scenes together as a joke, but it ended up being better than anything Seagal's ever made so they just went with it.
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Noooooo, you changed the PFP? But that PFP was everything. Without it, it's like Terminator without Arnie, Rambo without Stallone...a Seagal action fight scene without the chair.

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I want to watch your livestream but the two I've tried to watch so far have the sound way too low and I have to strain to hear. I can't be doing that, sorry.

[@4dbullshitpatroll6]

How many nationalities is Seagal at once? Is he more American Indian than Elizabeth Warren?

[@ryanakabomber]

His daughter picks him up from work 😂😂😂😂

[@A0A4ful]

I am still waiting for 'Bring your Daddy to 1st Grade School Day', where Seagal will show some Aikido moves with the stethoscope...

[@alexcher4606]

If Trump was an action star, he would be just like Segal

[@ryanakabomber]

@@alexcher4606 fat and obnoxious?

[@felixfranzen7318]

@alexcher4606 What? He wouldn't be anything like Seagal. Seagal blinks every time he fires a prop gun. Trump dodges assault rifle bullets in real life.

[@alexcher4606]

@@felixfranzen7318 he's a narcissist sociopath liar... look at the shit he does all the time

[@metroidhunter2861]

“you passed the test, which means you failed the test” oh boy am i using that line

[@jonathan_hernandez_1987]

fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂💀

[@joelmbaumgartner]

“When it comes to stupid, kind of isn’t gonna cut it in a Seagal movie”

[@shadowleon659]

His roasts of Steven Seagal are funny as hell.

[@waverlyking6045]

Back in the good old days when they didn’t have to pay Seagal extra for standing up.

[@basinxrandomstuff7264]

He waa better at tetmonatoe 2

[@brianm.595]

Its all just a money laundering operation. Nobody watches any of these movies from the last decade or so. Ill let you guess based on where he lives, what money he is laundering. He's the executive producer too I believe.

[@andyman8352]

Or hire 3 stunt doubles for every standing, walking, or stair climbing scene.

[@PrincessofPower84]

😂

[@M_K-Bomb]

They did have to reach a settlement for all the women's sexual harrasement so they would drop their lawsuits. So it wasn't that cheap back then.

[@tuqann]

"That's when the military and CPS track him down, but the joke's on them." is the greatest plot twist moment in film history.

[@loyaltyisroyalty5616]

I didn’t see that coming lmfao

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

A movie so bad that another movie stole its name two years later and no one even cared.

[@katieandkevinsears7724]

The Mel Gibson one was vastly inferior. That's why nobody cared. 😂

[@Pegasuz1233]

The later movie is also so bad, and it also features overpowered main character who risk his underage sons lives by taking them to battle in the name of "freedom"

[@landonweldy5468]

“Pulse was at 101 when we brought him in, now it’s at 106!” Do you mean temperature?

[@meditationsoundscapes5203]

it was his IQ on a good day

[@rusinoe8364]

Did they say blood pressure was 30 and shallow?

[@V3ntilator]

Steven Seagull is the fastest man who ever lived. He is so fast he could disappear in a second every time Van Damme challenged him to a fight.

[@chendaforest]

Lets just be grateful Seagal didn't play a gynaecologist.

[@MalikEXXL]

All Steven Seagal movie titles sound like PS1 games

[@Limptallica]

So do the sound effects lol

[@basinxrandomstuff7264]

Hard to Fight+

[@jnnn-kq2xr]

And he looks polygonated.

[@tylerbuckner3750]

“So Segal punch/pushes him through a cardboard door…killing him instantly!” 😂

[@TheMartzyanu]

15 seconds into this "and can play more grounded characters" - and he shows Seagal in a ditch in the ground 😂😂 good one Space

[@Lutefisk_Fettuccini]

Steven Seagal and Neil Breen need to make a movie together. It absolutely has to happen. Seagal is simultaneously a CIA agent, doctor and fitness guru, while Breen is a computer hacker extraordinaire battling his own traumatic past. I can see it now.

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Good guy Space Ice documents and catalogs each and every Seagal movie, painstakingly combing through every scene, no matter how shitty, so that we don't have to.

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Wow, wow, wow… wow.

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That must have been hard to achieve.

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@@Bishop83HD nah. It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@christopherjakel1049]

​@@naruthenarcissist "Oh really?"

[@clockworkorangecassidy1114]

Nah, it'll be fine

[@GiacomoSorbi]

Anyone else at least is relieved that in this older movie steven did not end up dating the young girl in the beginning, since that was actually a possibility in his more recent films 👀?

[@bink]

You mean the one playing his daughter? 😐

[@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms]

It's Seagull, being his daughter doesn't matter.

[@Shskdndnxkdnd]

Nahh, his biological daughter is in this movie (the nurse - ayako fujitani seagal)

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

He may not have dated the young actress in the movie, but it means nothing in real life for Seagal.

[@GiacomoSorbi]

@@Shskdndnxkdnd, ah, his daughter so proud of him that she even removed her father's surname and just uses her mother's one, professionally? I am sure steven always behaved like a saint and was an excellent father around her!

[@markiangooley]

Wikipedia: “Though the 1998 movie The Patriot is credited as an adaptation of William C. Heine's novel The Last Canadian, it shares virtually no similarities with the novel except the idea of a deadly virus. No character names, events, or even locations appear in both the book and the film.” O Canada, you absent, absent land…

[@Nklecz1980]

The fart at 3:44 was pure genius

[@rob.parsnips]

“I’m not a scientist, I’m a terrorist” seagal’s voiceover guys blowing the whistle on him, they know he won’t check their work

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Thanks guys. Now that song will be in my head all day. 😢

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[@lowlygrinder2977]

So one of the main bad guys is the goofball airport worker from Ernest Saves Christmas? That's like casting Ernest himself to play Hannibal Lecter.

[@meatwax]

Did Segal say "the right kidney shut down" while rubbing patients left side, where the kidneys are not located?😂

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

If it wasnt already shut down Seagal could shut it down.

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“ I love the f#$* outta cookies”

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As someone who actually enjoys some of the older Steven Seagal movies I love this channel

[@leemangaming1020]

Pretty typical Seagal to take the title of an actual good movie and turn it into something that barely registers as a movie.

[@drewmichel8053]

This movie came out two years before the Mel Gibson movie

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

Seeing Space Ice roast Seagal gives me so much happiness that I almost feel guilty. Then I remember how awful Seagal is.

[@JamesLibrary]

"Seagal's fourth sense kicks in" 😂😂😂😂 i can't

[@giulianovilardi269]

Best way I have heard Segal described as is "the most talented man in the world according to Steven Segal"

[@SuperMrBlaze]

I'm going through some tough shit at the moment, I need videos like this to distract me.

[@tomstokes2475]

Seagal breaking wind, then walking away declaring "What a world of shit," seemingly having risen from squatting, I wouldn't like to imagine the damage...

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

10 minutes ain’t long enough, but we don’t want you to suffer through this movie via editing again

[@SCAREDWHITLESS]

“You passed his test, which means you failed his test.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fakan]

No strip club? No inappropriate relationship with his secretary? I don't know how to handle this.

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"The old man being happy triggers something dark inside of him" and shoots him.😂😂 He really doesn't like happy people

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Steven Seagal running??? I can't believe my eyes!

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0:45 "You passed his test, which means you failed the test." 😂

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I would love to be present, if Seagal ever watches an episode of space ice.

[@kylegacy]

"When Seagal channels his inner Irwin R. Schyster..." Incredible. Truly.

[@chrissharry500]

That was the beginning of the end of Steven Seagal's career. His Hollywood glory days were over after this crapfest. At least everyone has something to make fun of now.

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It's not a Space Ice Steven Seagal movie review without a good fart noise.

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you KNOW Steven Seagal watches these.

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[@mwright_boomer]

I’d rather have a colon kidney than watch a Seagal movie all the way through

[@fredmercury1314]

Watching his hand on that trackball makes me feel like an abused child.

[@conraddejongh3898]

Bro had me snorting milk with that "Former military" line 😂

[@98based30]

Well I guess that continuity and plot went out on the window. Because I have no idea what was the plot, the movie just made no sense alltogether. Thnak you Space Ice I enjoyed every minute of it.

[@armandolimon7465]

We all know Seagal would send the baby to heaven first, Space Ice.

[@imidsikkey]

Crazy to think this video has probably been seen more than the actual movie 🍿🎥

[@simearsov]

"You passed his test, which means you failed the test" xD

[@primet7800]

That exchange between the Old Timer and Mr-I-just-came-to-help (5:02) is unbeatable.

[@scottmaki8542]

Missed a golden opportunity for some 'slightly sloped roof' jokes. Great job as always!

[@voltron736]

Why didn't he get sick being around all the ill without a hazmat suit?

[@tobiasfarragut292]

“Now they’re back home, when Segal channels his inner Irwin R. Schyster and hacks into DARPA…”

[@mikehall2504]

Yo I had to rewatch 6:02 I couldn’t believe it. …. This movie is AWSOME!!!

[@HestitanttSkeleton]

The spark plug driving the truck with hay bales, though. LOL!

[@miesvaillanykyisyytta3252]

On Deadly Ground and Patriot are probably the missing footage of the SNL performance that they refused to allow Seagal to include.

[@_DixonCider]

I love his Temu brand Sam Elliot friend.

[@Runelph]

his daughter picked him up from work 🤣

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Dude! I was hoping you were gonna review this gem of a movie! 👌

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Lmao at the Irwin R. Schyster reference.

[@williamtoad8040]

Ah the Russian version of The Patriot

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Doc Seagull ?? Can't get anymore ridiculous than that.

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That moment you see space ice has released a new episode..AND IT'S A SEGAL MOVIE!!

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decides to use his daughter as a battering ram. 😂😂😂

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Praise the Ice lord

[@Brekner]

WOW, this is one of the extremely, EXTREMELY rare cases where I actually watched the movie when I was a kid and could remember the very basic plot :o

[@emilioedj]

This is some of the best line delivery I've seen Seagal ever do, and its still complete dogshit.

[@klaurcschwackerberg1880]

The daughter had no added value to the story, so they could have replaced her in the script for a cat or dog or his goldfish.

[@lemuntpicard7482]

One of the last movie where Seagal made his own walking scenes.

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"Another brilliant deduction. How does he do it?" 💀

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You passed the test, which means you failed the test.

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Dude 😂 ever since i found this channel im always wondering when the next Steven seagal episode is gonna come out

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What on earth did I just see?.🙄

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This is the best way to relax on a Friday😃

[@johnnyredux4019]

He really is a terrible actor, at least in the movies he has done in the last 20 years. I cannot remember his earlier movies, and don't care to watch them. Life's too short.

[@ProjectWolve]

"After that important shit, his daughter picks his up from work.." I lost my shit xD

[@justinhackstadt6677]

My God, how much of a masochist you have to be to even watch all these Seagal movies. You sir are the true Patriot here. 😂

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Thank you!!! I’ve been waiting for a new Seagal drop!

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Best part about those movies is that when you are done covering all his movies you can either reupload or redo old videos and 90% of your subscribers won't be able to tell that you've already covered them. And the remaining 10% aren't gonna mind that

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Great video. Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.

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" I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear"

[@christhesmith]

How many films has this guy made?! There must be thousands of humans with entire collections of this stuff.

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[@poeticblade]

What is this? The military picking flowers is the conclusion? What was the illness? Thanks for trying to explain the unexplainable, Space Ice.

[@philippeguy7438]

Irwin R Schyster...what an obscure reference!

[@user-nj5cl6xs4n]

Kidneys are in the back.

[@sedevacante0027]

It wasn't just a blockbuster hit movie it was clearly a "Mayguh" Blockbuster. My favorite type.