Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners Reaction

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[@homebrew2070]

“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.” Every once in awhile I use that in a conversation.

[@billwatson5400]

"Anyone can do a painting of a sculpture. You try doing a sculpture of a painting "

[@CaptainRetroStation]

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

[@lipby]

Laurie Anderson wrote a song based on this joke

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

A classic!

[@WelcomeToTheGoldenPage]

Steven Wright is the man!! .. it happened sometime after puberty

[@christopheryochum3602]

OK...you guys are at the front of the pack. I mention Steven Wright all the time, but nobody's doing him right now...except you. I've seen these already and they make me laugh, literally, out loud every single time. The man is brilliant. That was so much fun. Thanks! :)

[@valdoggold]

“I can levitate birds, but nobody cares.” 😂 That one gets me every time! 🤣

[@michaelrenouf9173]

That’s the guy on the couch in half baked lol

[@EJBing]

Yo… the guy… you kill my dog? 🤣

[@davedecker1725]

I believe him yo!

[@anacrobat89]

Steven Wright still tours these days!

[@CC_Marauder]

And most do NOT care. Yawn

[@mandelbot5318]

Knowing Steven, I imagine he doesn’t so much tour as find himself in unexpected places with nothing better to do…

[@gtpflug2987]

@@CC_Marauder that's not funny

[@Itsant33]

@@CC_Marauder I care

[@PSNmemoryismisery]

I was on the T with him in Boston. It was December, he saw that I was wearing just a t-shirt and in that deadpan tone says to me "aren't you cold?"

[@WiseGuy5674]

“Every once in a while I stick my head out the window for a satellite photo”

[@davidlee3138]

😂😂😂😂 I've got a decafinated coffee table Can't tell by lookin at it

[@bostoncahkeys541]

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory… you couldn’t park near the joint.

[@carls1959]

Steven Wright was the one who asked "What would happen, if you scared someone half to death, twice?"

[@greeneyesinfl9954]

I love Steven Wright, One of my favorites is when he says I know when I'm going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date on it.

[@Osiris74]

"I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body... only 2" taller." I slip that Wright one-liner into conversations every now and again... people just stare blankly.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

He throws a good few mind-tanglers in there, doesn't he?

[@PongGod]

"Everywhere is within walking distance... if you have enough time."

[@_BLACKSTAR_]

Half Baked Steven Wright killed it as the guy on the couch.

[@_BLACKSTAR_]

@Jay & Laong's World! 🤪²⁰²¹ That's how long it's been since Ive seen that movie.

[@a.k.4o]

Right on 👊🏻. Very few people nowadays appreciate his brilliance

[@winkhopson8217]

"I'm moving to another planet soon, so, if you have some extra boxes, I'd really appreciate it". Always a favorite of mine from Steven........

[@hifijohn]

my two favorite ones are he bought a cordless extension cord and bought some used paint, it was in the shape of a house.

[@PeitouBob]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. SW.

[@mikebledsoe2315]

*I went to highschool with Bucky Goldstein back in the day, he converted to Islam a few years ago, he said something about "72 virgins WOW!"*

[@alienresearchlab]

Steven Wright was one of a kind. Shows that you can develop your own comedy style and not have to imitate someone before you that was successful. A true original.

[@alexandersupertramp7353]

"IS" ....."ONE OF A KIND"!!! He ain't dead, yet! 😂😂

[@alienresearchlab]

@@alexandersupertramp7353 Haha!...good point but he needs to make a new special then.

[@fannestfan3941]

I love his intro that wasn't included...A bunch of people cheering, then he comes out with his deadpan voice and says "Thanks...." Kills me every time.

[@xStrych9x]

"The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up, and I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer"...

[@mikewilder6390]

I was hitchhiking and a Hearse stopped. I said, " No thanks... I'm not going that far."

[@DocRockBaby]

Good man lads, Steven Wright is the King of the one-liners, brilliant until next time lads peace & love to you both ✌💚☘

[@jessephillips5114]

He’s the prince , Rodney dangerfield is the king of one liners .

[@thomasdaugherty472]

Apparently you guys aren't familiar with the one true original King of the One Liners, Henny Youngman. The master of sharp, quick-witted zingers in rapid-fire succession alternating between him playing a few off-key notes on his violin. His best known, and universally recognized as the perfect one line joke of all time, is simple 4 words, "Take my wife, PLEASE."

[@Bill_Jones.]

A woman was in a local grocery store looking over the turkeys on display for Christmas. After a couple of minutes of searching she turned to a new store employee stocking some meat nearby and asked him “Do these turkeys get any bigger” ? He replied “No Mam, they’re dead.”

[@CaptainRetroStation]

“… and, I sat next to this beautiful, blonde Chinese girl.” Now, Steve wrote that joke back before it was common for ethnicity brunette women to dye their natural hair to blonde. For real, I am old enough to remember hearing that joke, and laughing at how absurd a Chinese woman would look with blonde hair. Man… what a difference 35 years makes!

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

And at the end of from what I believe is his first special, he finds his happiness by getting on a bus and sitting next to a smiling blonde Chinese girl ...

[@ThePittsburghToddy]

“I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he’s gone.”✌🏻

[@Scott-hq3jq]

Mad genius! what's it like to be inside his head... He's been in some movies I forget the movie but here is the line - : First, two guys gangsters or killers chasing someone, bang on a door in a building they think their quarry has run into, Wright is mopping floor and door is locked, they bang on door, he goes to it, they say 'let us in' and he says something like 'why who are you' they say 'let us in or we'll kill you' he quipped 'you're going to kill me?' they reply 'yes we're going to kill you' and he responds 'then I'm not going to let you in'.

[@jamespasifull]

My favourite from SR is:- "I'm a peripheral visionary.........I can see into the future, but waaay off to the side"!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidtaylor9590]

I had already know a lot of your posts but became a fan for your sincerity . Never seen this before and it is classic. I only barely knew his late night Carson type shows but he was defiantly under rated.

[@jlhanlon1980]

One of my fav 80s comedians.

[@somatic47]

You guys have no idea how patiently I’ve been waiting for another video from him by you guys.. 😂😂 You guys should react to his full standup special, its on KZbin in parts.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

Steven Wright is a legend he's so funny to this day I still tell the joke they asked people "if they were able to know when and where they were gonna die would they wanna know?" The majority of people will say no no and that's when you say "OK forget it then"

[@Jojo-fy2ud]

you are so good at picking the best stuff!!!! Really enjoy what you do

[@wendyraymond1751]

He is so funny ..best start to.my Sunday morning thanku so much ..love you both too bits ...much love an God bless x

[@robb9395]

Good on you for doing Steven Wright! I still have a cassette tape of him I used to listen to.

[@tylerjames6842]

this is why i like him best. his jokes are clever and funny and no foul language.

[@Monsterdrumma]

My favorite comedian ever!

[@torgo4ever]

Hitting re-dial on a brand new phone sounds like the premise for a straight-to-DVD horror movie

[@john0691]

You guys just chillin having a good laugh at one of the greats

[@bobot1981]

I believe Steven Wright is what the kids would call an"OG"!

[@skylab14]

This video absolutely proves that these guys love silly jokes! .... 😊👍

[@paulgarcia1566]

I made instant coffee in a microwave oven - and I traveled back in time. Steven Wright.

[@iandaley2295]

Stephen Wright is the man

[@UncleBildo]

Kinda fun seeing y'all kids finding some of the classics...... he kicked ass for a long time, then faded out.

[@vegasviking86]

Merch idea for you... shirt. On the front: Yo! Waddup? On the back: aight...

[@Doofster]

The special "When the leaves blow away" was great with Steven Wright

[@jonmcn1970]

One of my oldest friends last name is Goldtein, when he joined a fraternity in college, his frat gave him the name (of course) "Bucky."

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Wright on a late-night talk show, to paraphrase: "I've been trying to write the Great American Novel. It's 700 pages long. It started out as a suicide note ..."

[@robertk2007]

Best thing to watch on weed

[@intellex551]

Took me a second to get that fishing joke. Very good.

[@timandmonica]

I wonder why reaction channels don't have a Patreon tier for inviting someone to react to a video with them? Would be a blast to hang out with some of the reactors you love to watch. Some people would pay real money for that.

[@clydeb7713]

Ok. I will start one for you and we'll hang out after your generous donation! 😉🤣🤓🤭🤣

[@timandmonica]

You missed the last where I said "the reactors you love to watch." 🤣

[@clydeb7713]

@@timandmonica Pay me and you'll become a fan! 😏

[@timandmonica]

We'll start at a buck and a quarter and see how it goes.

[@clydeb7713]

@@timandmonica Little Johnys mom was taking a shower and little Johnny says what's that between your legs? Mommy replies, that's my keyhole. Daddy was taking a shower and little Johnny asks. What's that between your legs? His dad replied that's a key. Little Johnny then says, I guess the neighbor has a key to mommies lock! 🤭

[@jeffstevens4262]

Stephen is one very funny dude. One liner stand-up comedy is such a specialised thing, you guys should listen to Milton Jones, Stewart Francis and Gary Delaney, all masters of the art.

[@micahparsons9036]

Bucky Goldstein 😂 love you guys

[@alexandersupertramp7353]

Steven Wright was SOOOOO underrated!!! I'm Billy Ballstein! 😂😂😂😂

[@RelentlessOhiox]

Steven Wright is the best.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

You guys should do Emo Phillips. That dude is weird and funny.

[@gdmiller26]

Great video. Thank you

[@kentuckyjerk323]

"I'M Bucky Goldstein."

[@rprovasoli]

Try some of his songs, Friend of mine, Kitty Song..

[@michaeljohnson8235]

I heard the "redial" one as a child and it stuck in my head since

[@BrianKapellusch]

Mitch Hedberg is a Gateway Steven Wright

[@HRConsultant_Jeff]

Steven Wright just thinks different than other humans.

[@allygulley5012]

Love love love you guys xx 😘 but where is Zeus? 🥰

[@shrisheel]

Speaking of deadpan, you should do Bob Einstein - Super Dave Osborne, Smothers brothers, officer Judy.

[@bossmodl3thalpoppa484]

These guys ALWAYS high

[@sbrons1]

Guys, love y’all but please do Paul Mooney Standup clips. He’s the true GOAT. Facts.

[@CaptWalker]

I'm surprised they got the clown car joke, i would have thought most people nowadays would never even heard about that one?

[@aguy559]

Not bad. The one about the clown car was the funniest.

[@martinhutton66]

Yes, droll, funny, wierd......😂😂

[@dorothymcmahon9995]

Mass. native. He is a hoot.

[@troublenesss]

❤️

[@tompetty5085]

i wanna buy that neon frankensteins lab blak light

[@joesephkroll2056]

Do dan mintz, he is the voice of tina in Bob's burgers. That's actually how he talks too. He also has this sense of humor

[@joshwhaley1778]

THX GUYS!!!

[@hadedanewspaper2256]

Frank...Stein...4.30 am kalahari desert..........wake bake frankensteins lab.......

[@miki5705]

Man I could blindfold you guys with dental floss

[@KurticeYZ]

Golden 1 liners 😄

[@kiteracer2497]

I think this is jessleneks hero

[@jayshedden3202]

Lol awesome 👌

[@rimshot2952]

👍

[@markjohnson6695]

extra stone

[@pvtjames38]

Brooo y’all gotta do a Jose Raymond dating outside my hood 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@jizzblob]

Hey, it's guy on the couch...

[@JMB86]

Could yall do "Horses Love Stegosauruses" by the Whitest Kids U Know?

[@clydeb7713]

My 🐕 name is Spot. If I rub spot remover on him, will he disappear?

[@antarcticorb9197]

The question is...does Rondo walk into walls?

[@headbangerdnb]

Do Mitch Hedberg

[@radioactive_moose]

Check out Emo Phillips

[@herotheplottmix6690]

Cat doesnt like new couch cover? Lol

[@jmanganella123]

Lol bucky goldstein

[@nathonics]

Here’s another link to some Steven Wright jokes you probably haven’t heard. kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4avYp9oidedqq8

[@tomy5868]

needs some hoodie's merch.... just saying.

[@billwatson5400]

"One day I asked my girlfriend if she ever had sex with a woman. She said no. I said you try it it's fun. Then she did, now she's gone"

[@sourdeez5558]

Fuck yeah

[@Buds1own]

LOVE the reaction!! :) Maybe check out NEIL PEART Buddy Rich HONOR?????!!!!!!!!! :) ♥AND, or... Victor Wooten bass magic????????? :) “Now may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you believe in Him so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.” ~ Romans 15:13

[@MimicKing]

"I spilled Spot-remover on my dog, and now he's gone."

[@xzonia1]

🤣

[@miketarmstrong7617]

THESE GUYS ARE WACKED.....LMAO...

[@wjadam024]

Not enough respect for the guy on the couch!