Asian Parents When You're Injured

[@StudioCtv]

Thank you for being on our show Steven! We loved making all these fun sketches with you!

[@dumbrella]

first motherflippers!

[@Syckodog]

@StudioCtv wow, it's cool that Steven works with a TV studio

[@DogdayandCatnap4Real]

hi, i like the skits you make :)

[@dumbrella]

nice

[@Snowstorm...]

The BTS sketch is probably the funniest sketch I've ever seen

[@fammyboy7519]

something about Steven saying "WEEHOO EEHOO VAN" is just legendary

[@StudioCtv]

i'm never calling it anything else from now on

[@Kakashifan10]

Yeah same

[@bighammer3464]

@@StudioCtv hasn’t it always been called this? 😂

[@EmilysFineArt]

Omg how did u add that link thing?

[@coffeezombie6813]

I had heard "weewoo van" before. Must be dialect, or accent. lol

[@groudonor12]

"the coordination of a drowning pigeon" omg bro 😂😂....

[@Son-of-Gondor]

I was gonna say the exact same thing. Caught me off guard. 😂😂

[@hunter21x]

Absolute gold of a line

[@noahsrandomraces4171]

"couldn't fix his emotional damage" 😂

[@Emerionne]

"No, he's old enough to hit himself" 😂😂😂

[@JamisIr-g5j]

Not gonna lie some parents tell their kids to do that and force the kids to do it in front of them. Some people suck.

[@mirceatim3274]

@@JamisIr-g5j whaaat? I am a parent now ..

[@OmChakraborty69420]

​@@JamisIr-g5jno. It's perfect!

[@Vengeful_Octopus]

“Yo-Yo Nah” is brutal

[@knightlight5497]

😂

[@coffeezombie6813]

DED. Fell out of my chair. 😂😂

[@jackomecko9033]

THAT KILLED ME!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FishermensCorner]

got me too

[@dragnar4743]

did get what he meant 😅😅

[@crazybatninja]

“EMT? What that stand for? Off brand doctor?” 😂😂

[@_theknighthawk_7018]

EMT = EMoTinal damage xD

[@stephenriggs8177]

Entirely made-up trade 😏

[@rimurugluttony]

EMT: Emotional Management Team 😂😂😂

[@ItsHorizonAviations]

​@@rimurugluttony LOLLLL 😂😂😂

[@TerryFT86]

@@rimurugluttony you win

[@kannonsircy7748]

"I love you, Dad." "I know, I love me too." "Close enough.😔"

[@AhmedHussain-ju6xd]

"I am the danger" -stevens dad after walking 20 miles uphill both ways

[@rainbow_vader]

24 hours a day, on one foot, because his other foot was starting a business 💀

[@rimurugluttony]

And fought 2 Lions. Same lions everyday

[@sammenzas7053]

Now they do his taxes

[@ShobanChiddarth]

To cook meth at the top of the mountain

[@DamanKingBear]

Walter White got nothing on him

[@Jess-bs3zl]

😂😂 2:14 Son: "You'd do that for me, dad?"🥺 Dad:"No."

[@defweed6671]

" Whats your Bloodtype?" "Heinz Ketchup" broke me for minutes

[@lonahora]

Laughed out loud!

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

"He dropped out of his cello lessons. Now we call him Yo-yo NAH"

[@Kakashifan10]

That’s crazy

[@Diopside.]

A- at it's best, got me off guard

[@aadhavs210]

lolll i laughed my soul out bro 🤣

[@dikia426]

You just represented the anxiety I get when interrogating young adult patients that come with their parents who speak everything for them.

[@Syckodog]

"If we break both legs, do we get a buy 1 get 1 free discount?" Had me dead! also, can i get a Steven Dad Skateboard?

[@renlaidao]

3:08 "Oh Steven gonna skate" Steven keeps running until the end

[@jblob5764]

Dude that's where I lost it 😂😂

[@samueldelhi]

He knows how to escape the ambulance fees

[@StudioCtv]

you mean the weehoo weehoo fees

[@josephbuchanan2319]

I don’t blame him lol, I’m an EMT and the prices we charge for a 10 minute drive down the ride is insane

[@TheCamoWolf]

​@@josephbuchanan2319 Who ever sets the prices for anything medical related is evil. They do not need to be as high as they are.

[@homerman76]

​@@josephbuchanan2319 Though not completely unwarranted with the perks an Ambulance has between the trained professionals on board (thank you for your work, my brother was an EMT so I know it's not an easy job,) medical equipment and the traffic privileges an Ambulance receives. The real crime is that EMTs and the ER staff aren't paid more with the rates that are charged 😕

[@ulimurch8781]

5000$ ... in Germany you pay (at most) 150€ for the ride in the Ambulance.

[@Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1j]

The only thing I'd be doing in a wheehoo wheehoo van, lah, is watching this sketch over and over like a failure. The off-brand doctors would respect me for it.

[@Not_Maës-Gaming]

Steven He without gel doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Steven He without gel :

[@JurassicTheory]

Steven’s dad is the kind of guy to break two more of your bones after you break one in order to legitimize his failure management punishment regiment 💀

[@sukuna7583]

@@JurassicTheory that's the way of failure management according to chapter 255 of the handbook that doesnt exist

[@cmt.AE7]

Steven’s quality has grown massively over the past years.

[@zinogamer867]

TRUE

[@cmaven4762]

And amazing since he was massively good almost from the beginning ... kml

[@hopegambles5698]

I was so waiting for him to ride off on that skateboard at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@Skarwind]

Ikr 😅

[@rimurugluttony]

I kept watching him closely with anticipation 😅😅

[@syahfiqalarby6175]

Im still waiting😮

[@daphnelu7]

Same

[@shadowmm1365]

And immediately falling off

[@ahileshinpan]

If there’s hospital bills - Steven Father buys the funeral service for himself

[@itsCombustify]

this explains a studioc sketch they wrote

[@ZombieGyrl2384]

For 5000 dollars you better be carrying me, feeding me grapes in the ambulance and when i get to the hospital I get happy ending.

[@Saint_Sigismund]

No, unfortunately it's like $1,200 per mile they have to drive you to the hospital.

[@coffeezombie6813]

And then they think socialised health care is bad, when our ambulance only costs around $800. Are theirs gold-plated or something?

[@isthattoast2633]

​@@coffeezombie6813Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover the gold plating. That'll be an additional 10k

[@ZombieGyrl2384]

@@coffeezombie6813 i like that name

[@doriangraves7909]

Ambulances should be free

[@OnlyJay_WasHere]

1:16 that hit me hard…😅

[@jumadamuharram]

Hallway was uphill 😂 0:48

[@Vancev99x]

15 degrees no less! 😅

[@juliee.7072]

I had to pause right there lol

[@rayenxod]

Bro outsmarted the payment check 😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:45 Oh classic. “You want to be that street sweeper? No? Then do good in your exams.”

[@lifesecho4456]

Hilariously, those guys make googoo bucks.

[@eliwalter7791]

A weehoo weehoo way 😭 2:11

[@djshockafrica4330]

😂😂😂😂

[@44Hd22]

2:01 America moment.

[@IlayShriki]

We (outside of Europe) pay twice as much in taxes

[@zachariahsmith9130]

​@@IlayShrikiAmericans don't pay much in taxes at all as compared to the rest of the world. It still amounts to more revenue than pretty much any other country. We just waste the money here

[@IlayShriki]

@@zachariahsmith9130 That’s what I said you pay less in taxes so the government doesn’t pay for medic care Here we pay a lot of taxes and the government pays for medical expenses we also have expensive war to fight like you (Israel)

[@zachariahsmith9130]

@IlayShriki no no i was basically cosigning you. But the thing is Feds here have a ton of money they just sit on or waste or create grants for very specific groups, generally politicians, that get that money. They could pay for universal healthcare, theyre choosing not to and have people so trained to not want "government handouts". Its sickening

[@TomS-rj5op]

“UPHILL BOTH WAYS”!”

[@LeahSteup]

2:06 His ambulance ride only cost 5 thousand dollars? Lucky.

[@cherrydragon3120]

😂😂 pretty sure they can be tons cheaper if ur in the right country

[@Insert-Username681]

2:42 Wise words

[@AKadir8]

"I love you, Dad." "I know, I love me too." The most classic and legendary dad joke since the beginning of time.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

3:12 Oh this was cinema. We really do come to this place for magic. Emotional Damage feels good in a place like this.

[@zacharymccann6632]

0:34 I am not in danger, Steven, I AM the danger

[@cmt.AE7]

The fact that he payed the paramedic lady to make these videos are truly amazing.

[@JamisIr-g5j]

And she did her role well here. So calm despite dealing with 'that' kind of parent.

[@madster01]

Steven’s dad in 4K is what I needed. EMOTIONAL SATISFACTION!

[@dakshonstage95]

Lore accurate Steven’s dad? 0:22

[@Nostromo2144]

"Do you have any pre-existing conditions..." - I started laughing before dad even said anything! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DragonCatProductions]

0:57 WEEHOOWEEHOOO VAN

[@edwind_]

"I know. I love me too." 😂😂💀

[@Aaron-n9x9m]

Best Collab I think I might have ever seen

[@StudioCtv]

we think so too

[@thatonedude-tf3vj]

The looks and feels like a tv show💀

[@ojasdagale9174]

2:29, 2 Months? No problem he is not doing anything anyways😂😂. Mr He, please make a sketch when your son is at the hospital, because i feel that will even more funnier than this video.

[@benjaminforman8901]

"Now we call him 'Yo Yo Nah'" 😭😭😭

[@MalumNeo]

“When I was young, I WAS a skateboard” sir *what* :skull:

[@cherrydragon3120]

Well someone was riding him in order to get that son 😮

[@OnlyJay_WasHere]

1:24 you know it’s over when you get compared to Timmy

[@kairoisplaying]

2:59 WP STEVEN TRULY WP

[@mohammadpiranfar]

at 1:54 I thought he said: ''Walk it off Kamala'' . HAHAHAHA

[@NASCARRACER89official]

“I buy a wehoo wehoo van and drive him myself” Peak Steven

[@Butterbeansguy-k3q]

"I know,I love me too,"is crazy funny man🤣🤣🤣

[@AhmedHussain-ju6xd]

Parents be scolding you after get injured then give u a cookie or smth afterwards

[@StudioCtv]

only after they realize it's actually serious

[@AhmedHussain-ju6xd]

​@@StudioCtvyo u actually replied. nice

[@saffanadeer6124]

Bro really went into character with the grey hairs😂😂

[@xxbunnyxgb]

" You would really do that for me dad? "-no" 😭😭

[@coolJeff8797]

“one time I was paralyzed from a plane crash… I walked it off.”

[@Berry-p7w]

When he was running away and his shoe fell off 💀😂

[@DontFollowZim]

The hairdo really works for selling him as the dad

[@excelbliss6193]

The *_"Weehoo-Weehoo van"_* is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MekeninzoUG]

Steven: You think I'm mean? Just wait until you tell the IRS you can't pay taxes because you're unemployed.

[@josettejoy6003]

The only thing I'd be doing in a wheehoo wheehoo van, lah, is watching this sketch over and over like a failure. The off-brand doctors would respect me for it.

[@phillipburke9522]

I lost my shit at the end waiting for him to get on that skateboard 🤣🤣

[@seoxian2960]

Steven when he can move-

[@ogbunno]

"Even my hallway was uphill" 😂 so true to how Asian Parents expand their stories.

[@ፔ̇̈]

0:34 Bro became Walter White with that quote…

[@ssgamer5693]

The hairstyle is nothing less than perfect for an asian dad,my neighbour has the same style,and asks me to work 18hrs a day(not kidding)

[@SoDakJason]

"We call him Yo Yo Na" had me rolling.

[@Utubecritic111]

"Only language he speaks is failure" lmao

[@ivanbluecool]

Asian parents to kids: it wasn't that bad. Get up drama queen Asian parents when they get a couph: I need the most expensive room you can't afford

[@LTeppler]

Okay, the Yo Yo Nah joke slayed. 🤣

[@carlossantillan4647]

"Coordination of a drowning pigeon!" 🤣

[@caitlinabbott7895]

1:36 He said the thing

[@ZestLord0]

Hienz ketchup blood type honestly relatable I eat enough of it

[@StudioCtv]

one of the only reasons to eat fries is for the ketchup

[@ZestLord0]

That’s actually what I ate today

[@cherrydragon3120]

​​@@StudioCtv "yo mom whats for diner?" "Ketchup with fries." \○/

[@xariusthefurry]

nooooo, stevens growing old, you can see it in his eyebrows

[@sirgenius784]

"You want me to hit him on the head" 💀 0:28

[@Omega-jg4oq]

Said every parent ever 😂😂 or at least that type of parents

[@raeofsunshine1514]

1:30 "only language he speaks is failure" 💀

[@CallanTheBeelamaBoy11]

Pap's looking a little old these day.

[@anvisfunderland6836]

This vid made me laugh for an hour straight, rolling around on the floor😂

[@PerkythePro]

"If you break both, do you get a discount? Like buy one get one?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BenKharrazi]

“I love me too” I felt that pain 💀😩😭

[@Radin-Productions]

“I payed for his cello lessons, he dropped out. Now we call him yo yo nah.”

[@RiesenWuschel]

I actually didn't get that one.

[@DefiantAML]

Coordination of a drowning pigeon. lol

[@AlphaProto]

Yep, this is spot on.

[@LiamBonner-m6h]

Steven, your genuinely one of the funniest people on the earth

[@SumanthCS-bq6uk]

Wee Hoo Wee Hoo van lmfao

[@FindBp]

WEEHOO EEHOO VAN is killing me, thanks Steven for making this comedy gold

[@MarkHere22]

1:32 Luckily, I'm the yoyo mah

[@Gamingcolon]

I heard "YOYLE nah"

[@thecool1oof]

“Couldn’t fix his emotional damage” Yeah, that’s cuz Steven gave him the emotional damage.

[@StarbrightShines]

“I know, I love me too”

[@parsnipguy2986]

Steven He with TV level production is the bomb, thanks Studio C !

[@djshockafrica4330]

I still like it when Steven acts as both the son and the Dad 💀

[@jw8697]

BRO the way he runs off at the end witg the skate board is so accurate bahahaha best part of the sketch

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"When I was young I WAS danger" 😂

[@DinethFernando-ij7eo]

This is too accurate lmao

[@viljestaerk]

And that $5000 USD is one of the many reasons the U.S. is not a good country to live in.

[@ezekielanderson9055]

The alternative is living elsewhere and having most of your income taken out of your paycheck against your will to pay for other people’s healthcare.

[@DH-xw6jp]

You realize you still pay for the ambulance in other countries even if you never use it, right? It is called 50+% of your income being taken in taxes.

[@coffeezombie6813]

You don't seem to understand that we pay around the same percentages in taxes as Americans do, it just gets used better. We're not paying MORE taxes for it! Nobody in Canada pays 50% in taxes. It works exactly the same way as your insurance companies, the literal ONLY difference is that it's the government you're paying instead of an insurance company, and it's bundled into your taxes instead of a separate bill every month. Easier, too, right? And the government is far less likely to say no when you actually need health care. I'm sorry, but no matter how you try and twist it, THIS IS BETTER. Also, if it does happen that your ambulance ride is not covered, it doesn't cost $5000, it costs less than $1000. I have had many opportunities to move to the USA. Health care is the sole reason I have chosen to remain here, every single time. Because this is hands down superior. I would be dead in the states. I live a life of peace up here, calm and relaxed in the knowledge that my health needs are covered. Eat your hearts out, you poor jealous schmucks.

[@admiralchuck659]

@@DH-xw6jpwhat the hell are you on about. 50% of income? Where is the source on this? As far as I’ve heard ambulance rides in Europe are either covered by insurance or the fee is quite small. US is insane for having such an exorbitant cost on an ambulance ride

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

@@ezekielanderson9055 So you don't think you'll be other people someday? Good luck with that.

[@huh8662]

"He can hit himself." Can he, though? I'm surprised he succeeded in hitting the ground when he fell.

[@zee-annealer]

“heinz ketchup” I can’t 😭😭

[@Mariozilla1]

0:34 Return of the classic line!

[@EGJohnson1]

The weehoo weehoo van got me

[@Mykeydew]

Bro that ending! He never gets on the skateboard! 😂😂😂 icing on this video l

[@UFOinDisguise]

"The Coordination of a Drowning Pidgeon" made me spit my food onto the screen, I shouldn't have been eating watching this.

[@Uldan1988]

"Even my hallway was up hill" xD