HAHA WE'RE BACK - Reddit Report Card #24

[@akenohimejima6193]

It's been 84 years.

[@IheartTheRookie]

More like 84 million

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHA

[@megan_l_yt]

Yeah it's been too long 💀

[@StarWave2]

@@StevenHeit’s been 84 years and I got 138 years of working experience since the last time you posted one of these!!!!!

[@iveliserodriguez4992]

@@StevenHe reply or F A I L U R E

[@nealsmusic3896]

As CEO of Illinois Corn, I would like to help clear up any corn-related misconceptions. When you eat corn on the cob, the part you eat are the kernels. The part you throw away is the cob, and kernels on the cob, aka before you eat it, is called an ear of corn. P.s. so stoked to see Reddit Report Card back!

[@megan_l_yt]

Ooh thanks for correcting us 👍

[@ShropshireFoundation]

Thank you

[@DoctorWho8]

Iowa Corn wishes to join.

[@tobieburn]

Illinois Corn?

[@7A7z]

erm actually a karnal is not smt u eat its what mages all ur hardware in ur computer or ur phone and allows ur OS to run

[@hafplace1346]

"we'll sell you to the homeless guy" is crazy

[@JustGrowingUp84]

Once again, excellent editing Megan! Steven's voice as police sirens was my favorite, it got me good!

[@megan_l_yt]

Thanks! I’m glad you liked siren Steven 😂

[@HabilTheCreator]

2:37 megan saying *“STOOPID”* made me burst out laughing😂

[@tejas9258]

The last time Steven made a reddit report card episode, I was in my senior year of highschool. I am now in my second semester of college..... What a legend

[@himechin.]

5:45 wow they used Brett’s JunglePhonk (from twoset violin)

[@2nww3r]

I've been having severe EMOTIONAL DAMAGE since your last Reddit report card until you finally uploaded this one.

[@megan_l_yt]

Y'all I've had all the crack edits saved in my arsenal for SO LONG plz make memes of them thx

[@libbyrodriguez]

Those edits were ✨top tier✨🤌🏼

[@megan_l_yt]

@@libbyrodriguez 🤌Yes🤌

[@annak_music]

I see you used Brett's jungle phonk in this vid🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@megan_l_yt]

@@annak_music Ooh ahh ee

[@nevaansbooks2078]

Also noticed it@@annak_music

[@playerten1516]

i needed more failure in my life, thanks steven

[@AriaStar24]

We all needed more failure 🤣

[@madster01]

The fact that it’s been 3 days and no one liked the “69” comment is perfect failure 👍🏻

[@AriaStar24]

yes

[@マユラサピ-mayurasapi]

0:55 already having emotional damage , not even 1 minute in the video 😂

[@Jurassiccanonking]

Let’s goo. The jingle is still so so good.

[@megan_l_yt]

Ayeeee thanks!

[@REDKRAKKEN-rj6cs]

thanks Steven For coming back with these!!!this was a great one!

[@tobieburn]

When your slipper aint fast enough so you DIVORCE GRAVITY

[@duartevilelas9688]

Megan didn't disappoint with the siren🤣👌

[@Jurassiccanonking]

Reddit report is one of the greatest YT series.

[@StevenHe]

YESSIR

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:06 Megan, stadia ovation for this 😂

[@leeeknowsaurus]

BRO U TOOK SO LONG I WAS THINKING LAST WEEK ABOUT HOW WE HAVENT HAD A REPORT CARD IN AGES (ALSO YAY THEMSONG I LOVE IT)

[@megan_l_yt]

Yay theme song 🙌

[@kibo2284]

I love how he's using Brett's phonk music in every video 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:01 That poor pillow. What has it ever done to you?

[@jameshamaker9321]

i was laughing on the inside, it was so hilarious, keep up the excellent work. also, ginormo.

[@amberyoung4425]

Yay!! I love these! Loving the giant nugget pillow too🤣🤣

[@nischalthapa2460]

We'r back Boys. Oh how I missed this jingle

[@StevenHe]

i MISSED IT TOO

[@megan_l_yt]

Honestly me too 😂 I forgot how good it is

[@isaacrobinson240]

I did too

[@raynar01]

OMG, Steven sounding like a police siren got me on the floor laughing so hard, and then Megan showing up randomly saying "Stoopid" like she was an asian mom voice that no Asian kid wants to hear in their head, brilliant! Well done, Megan. Missed Redit Report card.

[@megan_l_yt]

Haha I’m glad you liked those! I missed it here too - Editor Megan

[@dilpikkel]

love these pls make a playlist

[@Trav13369]

He (and his dad) were too busy trying to get another paperclip on the Sun.......welcome back, Steven and Meghan!

[@BlueBlurFan1991]

Yeah, I've been waiting for this!

[@spiritturtle3411]

Hey Steven been subbed since like 50k we love you keep it up

[@StevenHe]

spirit turtle!!!! I remember seeing your name since forever

[@spiritturtle3411]

@@StevenHe that’s crazy dude love you again ❤️❤️

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

didn't think i'd ever see another one of these in my lifetime. thanks steven!

[@YourNecro936]

See ya again in 8 months

[@libbyrodriguez]

The nugget is fantastic 😂 You and Kris should def do a parent collab! That would be fun!!

[@LilyBun-me]

100%. Like a scene "Katrina meets an Asian Dad"

[@sord.fightmusic7066]

[Megan receives a file in her Google Drive labelled “Reddit Report Card February 2024”] Megan: *aggressively uploads the opening jingle sequence onto the Premiere Pro timeline* “WE’RE BACK, BOIS!”

[@megan_l_yt]

This was legit my reaction when I started editing this video😂 - Editor Megan

[@anonymousperson123]

my parents said "in fifteen years you'll be saying 'Welcome to Mcdonalds'

[@growingoaks]

5:49 Oh nooooo that aged horrifically bad 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

3:16 And here I was, thinking about seeing you act for something I wrote.

[@ianchoi버디]

Yo Steven, fellow asian(korean) here. We got the same slippers, iv had mine since the mayan empire.

[@OneMoreWanderer]

how did i just find out a series i've wanted to come back for so long is back?!

[@Y0G0FU]

The Queen of Editing is back (at least i hope Megan is editing these still :P). Oh and Steven is also in the Video.

[@megan_l_yt]

I still edit these, don’t worry!

[@Y0G0FU]

@@megan_l_yt perfect 🤭😁

[@benshope2163]

Its been so long that i have developed allergies to the jingle

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:09 I was told the same thing but it was a sweeper and a guy who worked in a clothes shop.

[@Matt-kn9we]

Time for emotional damage

[@officialuni1208]

Steven has escaped from his dad’s whoopin

[@evidal111]

the intro "let's go" sounded like something else 0:03

[@notvivid_YT]

Lego?

[@TheMarcIsReal]

@@notvivid_YToh you poor innocent soul

[@Voidragon_Pokemon]

​@@notvivid_YToh you sweet summer child

[@notvivid_YT]

​@@TheMarcIsReal what.? thats what i heard

[@Victor-SPQR]

Mine was less of a threat and more of a plain to see insult. It went like this: "Don't worry about kidnappings; they'd send you right back"

[@LilyBun-me]

I loved the memes with kallmekris. next time, try to do Katrina's (the character) russian accent. I would be even funnier.

[@raphael_tsui]

“I lost all 9 of my life”😭😭

[@PokhrajRoy.]

4:37 Whatever that’s hot. Also, it’s given me an idea for a meme

[@CoffeeLord3429]

WHAT DA HELLLLLLLL YOU SAY IT BEEN 20 YEARS I HAD TO WAIT IN 4 DIMENSIONS FOR REDIT REPORT CARD

[@megan_l_yt]

CRAP WE'RE SORRY 😂

[@ethananglin9386]

It should be a bag of rice instead of a chicken nugget

[@PORTALIAN_Makes_Bass]

I love these. I must ask, but please bring back the Failure Management sweatshirts.

[@edisontrent618]

Ah yes! Thank you.

[@ricky_peck_9438]

That opening theme is music to my ears

[@nevaansbooks2078]

5:02 They're the same channel, just edited with inspect(Ctrl + I).

[@yakuya3]

Definitely top 10 anime comebacks

[@TheUnknownD]

Welcome back to making these! :D

[@Kurachi84]

"We were threatened as kids by becoming a farmer and not having a BF" I was complimented by others, by them saying i'd eventually get a GF.... well, i'm bi, i can go for a cute guy, too, but still ... no GF, liars! I'm rewarded for being online too much, by getting to see Steven He videos! (i'm not crying, i'm not!) Even better with the editor's editing!

[@shubhanshuprakash7812]

Watched it just now, welcome back Steven and Megan! These Reddit Report Cards are very funny, I enjoy them!! But this one is a special one for me, My 2 memes got featured - the ones with KallMeKris! 😁 I think you like the idea, now just looking forward to the collab video! Thank you Steven😊

[@jeshuabright3733]

It has been since Timmy made his last appearance that he made one of these.

[@Jinxovich]

The intro song hooks me into this😂

[@meowzerboi]

2:47 i rly got a B :D

[@megan_l_yt]

Oof sorry mate 😂 - Editor Megan

[@meowzerboi]

@@megan_l_ytalso i love the transition 4:42

[@PokhrajRoy.]

7:07 Cerberus in Puppy Form

[@PokhrajRoy.]

6:10 Ok but Steven should try a look with Blue Eyeshadow

[@Froggydust12]

Oh my gosh it so good 😂😂😂

[@duartevilelas9688]

Yes! Editor Megan is back! 😃

[@megan_l_yt]

Yes, we’re back 🙌

[@duartevilelas9688]

@@megan_l_yt Didn't know you had a channel too Just subscribed👌

[@DannyDierickx]

Love it that you did a call out to all farmers..... I'm not one and not cut out to be, but i do respect what they do. 👍

[@miguel71165]

Steven is a great police car

[@megan_l_yt]

He does make a killer police car 😂

[@miguel71165]

@@megan_l_yt agreed!

[@gretarbjornsson6304]

Finaly your back steven

[@lucyp863]

5:43 i litierally heard some SACRELIGIEOUS PRACTISE !!!! AmAzInG !!!

[@KungPaoPenny]

Good one Steven. See you next year.

[@youraverageplatypus]

my emotional damage is growing from this.

[@Hall9994]

That Beijing corn can said: Throughout the Heaven's and the Earth, I alone am the Honored one.

[@SCP-2571]

Does anyone else think that the Bejing Corn picture is AI?

[@Boboiboy905]

Steven dads special attack : “Emotional Damage”

[@oliversherman2414]

HE HAS RETURNED!

[@BotCrusherXD]

Stevens dad would easily win against every Florida man cause the slippers are literally nukes, seen in "If superheroes had Asian parents, ft IanBoggs"

[@clericofchaos1]

I'm guessing he was running out of money and needed a quick paycheck. Enjoy your 99 cents Steven, i think you've earned it.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

6:58 English and Tech Grandmaster

[@thatguyfromA6915]

6:04 thats ai art you are not fooling me you LIAR

[@thunderturbine8860]

Jolly good show Steven @Steven He Live , I'm now tempted to watch that movie Betrayed by my bridesmaid 😂 Good to have you back bro

[@TWTriangle]

Well, well, well, it's about time

[@Firefist0123]

5:30 this sums up how people react to mrbeasts sub count after 1 month

[@jamesrogers115]

Me hears: about the Child Threat Phrases from Steven. Me: Thinks back to Clarkson's Farm when he sliced part of his thumb off, only gained £400, lost two cars and fought a community council to open up a restaurant for everyone, while talking smack about those who denied his planning permission. (Btw I really enjoy your insight and ramblings about your experiences, please carry on).

[@ChefGamrLafs]

Asian dad could destroy super sonic 2 in his sleep

[@aussiegarbo752]

Dude still failing i will forever be a failiure. (great video tho dude!)

[@Ventus777777]

0:43 That thumb tho

[@miguel71165]

What da hail? REDDIT REPORT CARD HAS RETURNED ❤

[@dragazecxj]

Last time he uploaded here, i was still not broke😂

[@Blueboysback]

GIANT CHICKEN NUGGET

[@iveliserodriguez4992]

the cob part 💀💀

[@user-wb9ev4ge8t]

pour yourself a glass for fresh air, and go back to school - 20 miles - uphill - both ways! Our entire family loves you. It is problematic though, my kids now speak with Asian dad accent! So thanks for that :)

[@tiredpotato12]

at school we used the oreo meme(0:03 also what did he just say?) for school as essay base 😭

[@Megan_NotStevenHeseditor]

Bros got that Shang Chi Simu Liu Kung Fu Master style.

[@dylanzrim3635]

Father: “you finish school, go to university, become doctor” Also father “jimmy over there is a plumber, makes same money as a doctor these days, why did you go to University?.. stoopid ”

[@ThaDreamweaver]

That was an amazing theme song

[@unstoppableevan2699]

OH MY GOSH MY EVERY FLORIDA MAN EVER VS STEVEN HE MEME MADE IT IN!!!!

[@Lucas_Choon88]

Who’s happy Steven’s back 👇

[@BOT_CORP]

2:05 Did a quick check. This police car is serviced in East Rutherford, which is in New Jersey. Not Florida

[@can-7191]

My brain has the "chicken mcnugget" clip (from when Steven did an off-brand MrBeast) on replay

[@RealKingCRK]

Finally it's back!!!!

[@KingJH0510]

Omg the steven and megan show is back