Nicks Iran Bits

[@skerdoo523]

Every time I hear Mersham’s voice my heart skips a beat.

[@Musicalchores]

The pipes in my kitchen are loose and not straight

[@_ruddegar]

Lmfao

[@rumblystarfish8411]

lol

[@ImHereFindMe]

Happy Ramadan to you

[@SkywalkerOG007]

I’m Persian and i just wanna say their portrayal of Iranians is priceless comedy. I love it lmfao

[@Fudge-picker]

Where is persia

[@TheRealGunfish]

@@Fudge-picker in the past. ;)

[@jeffm3283]

This is the funniest shit I've ever heard, hotel businessman? WTF?

[@LRGDuran]

Do you know where I can find cute Persian boys?

[@Derek_Keenan]

i'm gay and i think their portrayal of Iranians is great

[@GoOnMurray]

Mershams voicemail gets me every time

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

top 10 all time bit

[@tedrossi1514]

Voicemail and Chinese Cocoon are my two favorites

[@MyGplay]

Time stamp?

[@spacefertilizer]

@@MyGplay 24:13

[@nanipopper]

Im always coming back for more Mersham

[@moodydude519]

Love from Iran, u guys are hilarious

[@jerrycarmody6717]

The sharia police are coming. Also I'm gay

[@allfalledout8686]

Happy Ramadan to yeu.

[@Fudge-picker]

Ramadan mubarak

[@Screwby_Jones6200]

Hotelman business lovers

[@ristekostadinov2820]

Cumtown will bring homosexuality mainstream in Iran

[@MacIntoshMann]

damn, the hotel businessman bit didn’t have a payoff for 138 episodes. that’s a hell of a brick joke.

[@Screwby_Jones6200]

De benis was to shmall

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hehe excellent

[@sydthemachine]

I love how every voicemail ends with happy Ramadan

[@cutcutgloom]

It was a wild month for Mersham

[@ThePageNo1]

Happy Ramadan to you and your family

[@paulfroelich1024]

I greatly respect Steven Seagull I will meet him and kiss him on the lips.

[@davidthomson913]

@‘S kissing girls is gay

[@granaryno1]

Interesting

[@davidm2031]

I'm going to start uploading cumtown clips so men kiss me on the lips. I'm gay.

[@squintygreeneyes]

said no one ever

[@stevenguevara2184]

Hell yeah dude

[@jerry-rk7yw]

the persian voice is my favorite nationality bit

[@chriscuomo3459]

Happy Ramadan to you and Happy New Year to you and your family, Steven Seagull.

[@ZeranZeran]

Squirt machine’ - 2nd most popular term in Kazakhstan ‘Hotel businessman’ - 6th most popular term in Iran I thought he was joking. Lmao wtf

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

haha ohhh kazakhstan

[@eno6712]

I didnt know Khaziks were so cultured 😂 ​@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367

[@ViktorReznov1945]

Great Success 👍👍

[@Aswadfilm]

The reason hotel manager is their search because no women and men can get a room in the hotel. But man and man can get a room. So many many gays. And the hotel manager has the power to allow man and woman to get a hotel room. He is very powerful.

[@neverforever4787]

Not even if they're married?

[@Aswadfilm]

@@neverforever4787 married u are good. There if u married u get a card that u carry around like a license

[@neverforever4787]

@@Aswadfilm oh that makes sense. thanks

[@Letsgobudddy]

Lol no. How did you come up with that? There was a scandal regarding a hotel manager and a clerk who later jumped off the ledge of the said hotel.

[@seneris]

Coming back in light of recent events

[@matthiasthulman4058]

Lol what event brought you here

[@morqesahar]

Nick's description of Iranian cinema is on point!

[@epatollecrm]

The Painted House bit is just too good.

[@Rangernewb5550]

Sometimes I feel Nick and Stav are being mean by making fun of Adam all the time. Then Adam fucks up a bit and those feelings go away.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

And you remember he makes thousands off an episode. Nick saved him from student debt and pulled Stav's family out of poverty.

[@Rangernewb5550]

@@Ray_D_Tutto He's a little termite bug

[@evanho4538]

@@Rangernewb5550it’s weird when he speaks into the mic with his little bug mouth

[@c.andrew3944]

​@@Ray_D_TuttoNick really is a community leader, a philanthropist, and the most generous man alive.

[@broken2k9]

Nick has me dying, Stav makes my sides hurt laughing and as always Adam is gay. 😆

[@P_steez]

Adam is the gay glue that keeps the pod together

[@GG256_]

@@P_steez Well I mean, "gay glue" is just cum. I would know, because of my diet.

[@dinoflame9696]

Adam is the brain behind this whole operation

[@dr.fukmabussey2250]

Greasing the union

[@zizaijunior5826]

@@GG256_ that fuckin rules dude

[@xxzzkkzz]

Man i cry from laughing so much from the voice mail then i just cry

[@andrewlaco1776]

I treasure this channel.

[@a-gnosis]

ok

[@franzsperginand113]

Hey Steven. Long time listener first time caller here, I was wondering if a 'Bust' compilation could be on the horizon. I love bust and all bust related segments.

[@joshualai5359]

hell yeah dude

[@CaptainSkeletor]

j'aime bUSTing

[@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971]

Bust House? More like *Best House.*

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

Nick's a genius.

[@Jake-tv4gc]

absolutely perfect

[@Gguy061]

Ah mah gah. My benis. Issa so very sma'.

[@cutcutgloom]

geh pawrn

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Literally any time I speak to an immigrant on the phone all I can think about is "and uhhh happy Ramadan to you"

[@robbo245]

Stav's Persian guy just sounds like a Greek guy...

[@getoutmefase]

Really enjoy how nicks Persian gay guy voice sounds like a Frenchman, poetic really. Edit: let me teach u guys something in Farsi Mirsham & his friend would be what we call a batche khooni 🍑

[@ironiranian915]

Or ham-jenss bazi...mesle mah

[@grandpathong]

dudes rockin across the world

[@DadaistTheater]

Iranians and the French both have nasally accents

[@imDezrt]

I've always thought farsi had the same kind of 'zhuzh' as french, glad he picked up on it

[@canal_changeling]

It’s amazing how the love of men transcends all cultural boundaries.

[@travismcnasty51]

I would pay for a fully animated trailer for Iranian Heat.

[@haerverk]

Nick's Pachino sounds more like a grizzled Gilbert Gottfreid

[@daldladla]

this is mirsham

[@guymann8376]

Mirsham, I have great news, the doctor is saying I'm gay

[@Cleetus_Clay]

is this mirsham

[@taylorsellers8198]

The Heat reference was gold…

[@MrRivech]

I can't wait for an even handed debate on Isr/Pal of which of their men kisses Adam better

[@ColinForBooks]

one of their best bits

[@Bigmed1cine]

Rip president mershawn

[@cutcutgloom]

Mersham

[@Aex3f4]

@@cutcutgloom Mur' Shaun.

[@ElementalMaker]

Did youtube take down your Isreal compilation? I was trying to find it but it's gone as far as I can tell.

[@StevenSeagull]

Yeah :(

[@ElementalMaker]

@@StevenSeagull any chance you can upload it to Odysee or somewhere it would be safe?

[@The_Pessi-mist]

Maybe if it was labelled "not Israel Compilation" it might go unnoticed? Hide in plain sight... or "Cumtown Is Real Compilation"? 😁

[@bwags117]

Happy Ramadan to you and happy new year to you

[@Gguy061]

Can you do a compilation where nick is speaking Chinese jibberish?

[@poon_don]

I used to smoke opium while playing farkle with two Iranian brothers I worked with at Domino's. They were surprised I knew the rules but I had already put in 50+ hours of Kingdom Come Deliverence. The music at their apartment was always "HEEEEYYEYE AAAAAH HHHYEEEYEEHH". Listening to this takes me back to better days

[@jimsizzle5288]

We need a stab loses it for 10 minutes compilation.

[@itsv1p3r]

stab.

[@Gooberpatrol66]

>Cumtown - Iran >It's all just gay jokes

[@theflanman1986]

10 friends and one Chinese

[@ritardstrength5169]

Here in light of current events

[@Brundan0540]

Hell yeah dude

[@unnecessaryapostrophe4047]

I'm being oppressed for being gay. That's pretty gay.

[@dedmin6119]

22:50 “Trying to break the law… trying to go to jail…”

[@bayareaomg]

cant wait until i show this to my 83 year old iranian ex sovak grandfather XD

[@mr.goldenproductions_0143]

SAVAK

[@bayareaomg]

@mr.goldenproductions_0143 he died on Thursday rip

[@TylerHumphrey05]

@@bayareaomgsorry for your loss. Rip to your gay grandfather. My gay grandfathers both died in the past 3 years. I miss them

[@mattgrele6318]

Dude I seen a news video from iran about a honor killing of a man. His family killed him cuz he was 42 years old an single. He was not gay just a unemployed incel so his family was shamed

[@mattgrele6318]

@Nicholas Needham well if family was Iranians they would of killed me for being a opiate user

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

haha was a defencive killing.. he had waaay tomuch GBP

[@IZA_Grey]

That's fuckin hilarious 😂. Dude had no rizz and they euthanized him

[@FamousActor_AlPacenis]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I never really watched The Simpsons not regularly anyway which I’d say puts me in the minority of kids growing up in the 90s. But the level of hilarious spot on satirical bits Nick does and how much he chalks it all up to watching The Simpsons makes me want to go back and watch at least the first 10 seasons just to see what I missed out on or if he’s maybe overselling their importance in a self deprecating way to not take credit for his actual talent or if Cumtown is just a Simpson fan fiction podcast that takes every bit the Simpsons did and asks the audience “What if the joke was just everything is gay?”

[@saladtnogs]

Work hard play hard

[@squintygreeneyes]

disney+ has all the Simpsons episodes if you are looking to stream it. its still pretty funny (at least the first 10 seasons)

[@evanho4538]

I relate to this HEAVY and also I’m gay

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Simpsons and Spongebob influenced a lot of young people's witty absurdist sense of humour.

[@IZA_Grey]

Early Simpsons had some great writing. There's jokes that are some of the most creative humor or simply just very dumb in a special way. Also I'm gay

[@NotJosephMuscat]

As relevant as ever. RIP Mersham.

[@Al_pacenis]

Help. Addicted to listening to my three gay best friends

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

⁰0 3:59 ⁰0

[@awesomebillfromdawsomevill7788]

I always revisit the mersham bit

[@Cinerary]

Adam wishes he was born in Iran, despite his background

[@nerdforskating]

Damn, I was looking for Greg Pahanish's famous "my body's from all over" joke. Could anyone point me in the right direction?

[@dafodil23333]

I'm watching this from Iran, specifically from the gay parts of Iran which is all of iran. And its pretty funny

[@TylerHumphrey05]

I would like to go to gay Iran one day

[@OneBunnyOwsla]

The outro music really tied these bits together nicely.

[@ryanvogel9610]

I fantasize about men doing girl stuff like sewing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JakeRanney]

Iran so far away

[@jordangrenon8127]

I have 6 weeks to live. I want nick to send me to hell with this montage

[@sourcecode-thelastquestion847]

Is an Iranian I just want to say, F**k loved it :) so funny

[@heyzeuscreestow9394]

That is gay and I like

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

hotel businessman

[@grimstarr187]

This is Mershaun

[@reppingl]

What is that noise stav makes @3:38

[@spewnz69]

"Dwhyndhlmbyeah" I think

[@penguinpanda00]

Was hoping for "no-one has sex with my daughter except for me" I can't find that bit even though I've heard it so many times.

[@lousailor5150]

Its in another compilation, i think the chill one

[@lousailor5150]

Its in cumtown clips to watch under a weightned blanked

[@hamsandwich2012-z6k]

Drinking in the museum

[@penguinpanda00]

@@hamsandwich2012-z6k Thanks dude found it since but you're a legend for answering for people who still see this comment.

[@bencousins7311]

@@hamsandwich2012-z6k uhhh happy Ramadan to you

[@joeylisa2383]

"I run all night and day, couldn't not be gay"..shouts out to gta vice city

[@tonyreyes3780]

Nick is the grand ayatollah of being gay

[@codyglover9317]

These guys are fucking hilarious

[@cutcutgloom]

At least two of them yes

[@TimmyMcGowan]

“Woah”

[@andrewd1923]

Nick’s Pacino sounds like a gay Jack Nicholson

[@conallcurran5122]

perfect timing

[@outsideanarchism5650]

His Iranian accent sounds French 😂😂

[@Tipsandtricksforpros]

I can’t hear “you do too” normally anymore

[@MGS25]

Remember the one where Robert Deniro hunted gay guys like Adam, I think it was called Queer Hunter

[@roastbeefy0weefy]

Al Pacinajaad

[@ryzard1830]

4:39 Best part

[@buddyguy4723]

and I ran, I ran so far away

[@JefferyQuinoa]

It’s pronounced E-ron

[@buddyguy4723]

@@JefferyQuinoa Oh cool. Now how do you spell it in Arabic

[@JefferyQuinoa]

We don’t speak Arabic it’s Farsi(Persian)we just use Arabic characters cuz they invaded in 7th century @@buddyguy4723 ایران

[@buddyguy4723]

@@JefferyQuinoa there's really 18 languages spoken in Iran? That a lot

[@buddyguy4723]

@@JefferyQuinoa For some reason youtube won't let me call invaders invaders and make a joke.

[@namelesswalaby]

Plumbing is hard in Iran

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

Nick sounds like himself here did the clone break?

[@broseffman]

Life will never be the same.

[@deadarmd]

BOOM perfek timin

[@Child_of_the_lie]

There's a village in England called Mersham

[@forbeslikethemagazine7308]

My brother did two tours for this, gay.

[@DannyWilliamH]

17:18

[@paulfroelich1024]

It's my favorite part.

[@Beavernator]

I had to pause it... I nearly choked laughing...

[@lousailor5150]

Genius

[@debo1937]

Iran number one.

[@michael1183]

Al Pacino sounds like aunt patty and Selma.

[@Giraffe23i]

Good job FARTING!

[@Dmik20]

Do The Terminal with tom hanks on Netflix movie is something else

[@DanThibodeau1]

I go New York! 😃

[@nohomoedgelordallenioso5005]

Cum Town fans: have good taste in Cum Town. Nothing else, really.

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

nick is the only iranian i personally know

[@BoofSquank]

I hope Mersham is doing alright considering pissrael.

[@Bruhx10]

Filming his businessman porno in Egyptian Hotels, he's good

[@RQBtv]

Erm...

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

You upload good clips. Other cumtown reupload channels just upload the same shit day after day after day....

[@Mark-td6wh]

Sure this'll be a nuanced take

[@AmirGTR]

The french Iranian gay guy was pretty funny 😂

[@owenollar2275]

hell yeah

[@gamerknown]

Clip compilation - crumbtown

[@alexwhite8236]

Ok....ok but is the bill burr podcast worth watching

[@jonnylectitio279]

Nah

[@dinoflame9696]

Burr became unfunny when he had that kid with Serena Williams

[@heyzeuscreestow9394]

I think so but thats because I gay

[@chrisbaled7471]

Bill burr’s podcast is solo Thanks to stav cum town has become the funniest ever

[@DonnySimpanero]

This is a lot better than the 2 transgender ladies you posted earlier

[@Officefan2]

That’s the secret. I’m always gay.

[@Worstpersonsingular]

Damn nick is funny I am also gay

[@cartercartercartercar]

17:19 oh my god…

[@Turtleproof]

How do they not know about Stardust, where DeNiro is a gay pirate?

[@grahamlarsen2082]

The Sha of I’m Gay

[@JefferyQuinoa]

Shah*

[@patrickbaklava7297]

I walked

[@tonysamosa1717]

Why do Iranians sound like French Canadians?

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

iranian acent is similar to hebrew and french accents. the r sound, a and e sounds especially