One Last Job

[@FireChairs]

"No it's not from the movie Golden Eye." "Anyhow, so we go into the base and we turn off the Golden Eye."

[@Revel4tions]

Before operation brown eye

[@ashchaya7676]

Fucking died laughing at that bit!

[@BigBeefNCheddar]

I have listened to this episode probably seven times, and I somehow never noticed this line until just now. So good. Also, I love the very apparent Norm Macdonald influence in the story, ha.

[@henrygoodbar9477]

13:20

[@Kaizoku_apex]

Top 3 bits from this clip: (1) Nick being a Tier One Operator (2) IDF ranks (3) Stav desperately trying to be a part of Nick's ""imaginary"" secret action movie life

[@StevenSeagull]

Runner up is Nick refusing to “yes and” any of Adams contributions

[@bobpage9615]

@@StevenSeagull "there is no team, dude"

[@fungusbrain1martin]

Stav hiding in plain site as a panda regardless of where the mission takes place is a great bit.

[@briankrebs7534]

@@fungusbrain1martin you gotta do what you gotta do to much down on that sweet bamboo

[@Sethclement96]

i would add the constant “accidental” references to it being a movie

[@akepax72]

The idea of James bond nonchalantly talking about killing people and having sex with women on a Podcast is hilarious.

[@matta5749]

"I've been captured on every mission I've ever been on" really hits the spot for me

[@jailbotmark1379]

The part where he just recites the plot of goldeneye is great

[@woottastic]

I love how good Stav was at pretending to have food in his mouth.

[@Cool_Adam]

"Food"

[@judew5045]

"I"

[@creamcannon825]

"His"

[@ludo4860]

"gay"

[@connor48880]

"Stav"

[@doublewide8938]

Another fallen soldier back from the grave, big up Seagull

[@StevenSeagull]

I got one more that I'm reworking. Should be back up in an hour or so

[@gitman3486]

I like how Stav doesn't get he's talking about Goldeneye until Adam flat out tells him

[@kingt0295]

I didn’t realise either I haven’t seen it

[@Flooding474]

Stav is typically pretty checked out unless they start talking about food.

[@ashchaya7676]

@@Flooding474 Or people having a platform who he doesn't like.

[@coreygolphenee9633]

His movie taste is 90s Disney films in Greek and 80s action movies

[@ReeseGhost]

@@ashchaya7676 you mean enemies of the show.

[@leadpaint1969]

"SEAL Team 6, pathetic." I can't stop laughing.

[@castiron4160]

I’m not able to like your comment because you currently have exactly 69 likes. Also I’m a homosexual.

[@FudTron5000]

"this is not from goldeneye..." "so anyway, we go into the base and turn off the Goldeneye" 😂😂

[@henrygoodbar9477]

Funniest part.

[@812DirtyJ]

Adam seems like a Pier 1 operator

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Queer 1 Dicktaker***

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

He's a 1 Tear Operator

[@RickR69]

Stav is a Beer'n'Wings Operator.

[@DonkeyPunch96]

hitman content goes so well with this audio man

[@Meeminator]

Not only are you gay,

[@mntwins345]

@@Meeminator did you have something more to say?

[@Meeminator]

@@mntwins345 I'm also gay

[@pablovalerio1020]

No it goes well with any type of background

[@TimeForDunston]

Meeminator I too am very gay.

[@danielwhite1233]

I love how stav wants to shoehorn into the story so he doesn’t have to confront his obesity

[@majikss]

He went along with the submarine bit, how is he not confronting it

[@ScaryPoke]

He would need a shoehorn to fit himself into a conversation

[@joeyslap426]

@@ScaryPoke hoofhorn

[@fenrir5361]

Great profile pic 🤘🏻🍻

[@danielwhite1233]

@ GG rules

[@megapizzadragon2397]

I like how Stav keeps chiming in about how hes an official team member etc

[@ChefPomme]

"I don't need a team, I know how to weld."

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

[Insert joke about how Nick working for the CIA's SAD is a metaphor for his depression]

[@AslanW]

He's not depressed, he's self-pissed!

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

Adam works for the CIA’s GAY unit

[@casperislamicus]

This is Nick in another Fugue state

[@LARVAMOLT]

'live my life vicariously through my own life' this has changed me

[@gloverelaxis]

the B&W photo of Stav wearing a black turtleneck looking slightly away from the camera in his dossier bit fucking kills me. btw B&W stands for Big & Wide

[@johnalvarez3604]

it would be funnier if the hitman gameplay was just sloppy mass murdering to represent nicks time in papa new guinea

[@orfeo793]

it might as well be tbh, this gameplay is sloppy enough as it is. im gay

[@DoctorCyan]

@@orfeo793 hell yeah dude

[@dt90891]

Papua. In his papa’s New Guinea. 🦫

[@randomname8587]

​@@dt90891its actually just new guinea now, we've found a new papa

[@Pineridgerida77]

Never heard the podcast but listened to every clip. Love the show

[@briankrebs7534]

Suffer through the bad Adam bits like the rest of us

[@j.a.6310]

@@briankrebs7534 no

[@SuperChunk19]

Straight af

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@briankrebs7534 and the chewing in the mic era, and the cocaine snorting era

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

That “era” is often incorrectly attributed over a long period of podcasts but according to a close friend of mine, they only did it on pod when they admitted it (C Cowboys 1+2)

[@Wingman_]

The "OHHHHS" and "WHOAAAAAS" from Adam and Stav seal this as one of the best clips out there

[@philesq9595]

Excellent work on the video, Steve. You could be a film producer...aka: a four-star general in IDF.

[@extremelygay3770]

With preteen privileges and health benefits

[@gus9258]

A poster of Kim Jung-un dunking on Michael jordan

[@-Twotonepony-]

@John Johnson Really? Because I can make one for you easy peasy.

[@Quantumkingg-k6i]

@@-Twotonepony- yes sir

[@BigGeeUnit]

@@-Twotonepony- I'd pay for one too, you could make good money

[@frankthetank5798]

Hell yeah dude, I want that poster

[@ScabiousGarde]

Love Nick "No and"ing Adam

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

guinness world record for the longest navyseal copypasta

[@richardhuczko2326]

Stav's dossier was in a manilla folder, I thought it would be a manilla wafer.

[@jajordan2106]

stav probably thought it was a manilla wafer when he ate it.

[@itskidstime1063]

The way these videos are set up nobody would be able to tell i was listening to c*m town from looking at my screen alone and i appreciate that

[@crawlzzz]

Nick just telling the plot of Goldeneye is great

[@youtubeconnoisseur3215]

19:45 missed opportunity to say stav had a “ vanilla folder” a folder made of vanilla ice cream

[@grassbackyard3825]

This whole thing played out like on the playground and the kid started being selfish with how much he could do and backstory in a imaginary game

[@AirBuddDwyer]

Just like Kenny Allen

[@DannyChan131]

“Vacations over” hahahaha

[@ConnorTrail]

Jesus Christ Agent 47, you’re an unstoppable killing machine.

[@mutestingray]

Takes ten shots to kill a man five feet in front of him.

[@JayDeeLV]

I was somebody's nephew until I was double crossed by my orthodontist

[@briankrebs7534]

Stav getting a discount crown put in by a shady dentist: casino royale

[@lannon4prez]

I know i’m gay and everything but, having the ability to see through walls kills the suspense in a stealth based video game.

[@gloverelaxis]

yeah i played 1 + 2 with that off. it feels disgusting to have to improve a game by turning off the default core gameplay features. still no hitman's come remotely close to Blood Money

[@dammax07]

@@gloverelaxis Blood Money is the best in the series by far. I still play the fuck outta the new Hitman. I hate the auto head targeting when you throw melee weapons. Also you used to be able to throw anything in your hands even guns. And civilians would pick up guns and try to stop you from actively shooting everyone. And you can't garotte anyone sitting down like you used to. Buncha gayness.

[@Millor001]

stav is like the bruce campbell of the team. Except any time he actually has to do anything it involves some aspect of being fat

[@r.dragon3763]

Hey man ever seen Burn Notice? Bruce contributes a lot to that team

[@cm9241]

Don't you dare talk shit about Bruce Campbell like that

[@RobertsonIsland]

Stav literally incapable of not forcing himself into a joke for 30 seconds… “oh yeah I did that too” “oh yeah I remember when we did that”

[@johnclay2716]

Stav does this with Nick's bits constantly, he's like an 8 year old kid trying to get attention

[@ihadtochangemyname5595]

“This is all real” 😂😂😂

[@X8X8X6X4X]

The thing about Obama is real but Nick being CIA is not.

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

Nick describing himself is pretty much has del gato from billy n mandy

[@gillnosowitz2795]

"they sent me to this podcast to inspire the alt-right" every joke has a kernel of truth.

[@enjoyer6201]

I love how Nick never gives in when they try to change his fantasy scenario but he always bullies them into changing theirs. He’s my boyfriend for a reason.

[@rickypineda157]

18 degrees down bubble! Stav get that sandwich in your mouth!

[@hudsonlee6140]

It’s so crazy to see Steven seagull posts becoming older and older. Just like me. So gay.

[@billthebutcher2]

So funny that Adam immediately tries to get on the team and is shot down, but then Stav still just acts like he is on the team for most of the clip

[@EmceeIntricacy]

That submarine bit lol

[@alexlynam3791]

6:01 thought you were cool for a second didn’t you..

[@mrj4990]

Mad embarrassing

[@Deadman1000]

Funny enough, Nick would've done actually very well in the military. I was in the army and we were all autistic

[@MuscleFlexPro]

“I was trained by Jon Biden” - cit Nick Mullen

[@sprucestringsteen]

This might be the best/densest 20 minutes of the show ever. Just riff after riff.

[@brianmoondogg6110]

I was on that boat....I briefed and trained the team in ninja combat before they deployed

[@enokrad6306]

Gaping with the wolves

[@Double_Vision]

Stav is leading the elite buffet strike force Meal Team 6

[@pkyamaha17]

The most binding ink there is.

[@tightlikeweed9735]

otto warmbier was for sure most likely a shinobi

[@itsv1p3r]

stav saying "oh shit" gives me dopamine

[@DaDaDo661]

Hell yeah

[@GTL5427]

Hitman bits on top of cum town audio is my new favorite genre of video

[@nomorenames7323]

I cant believe they didn’t say “dollar general” as a rank in the IDF

[@highecuador1873]

What if it is all real?

[@Meekmillan]

What If it... is real... ? If it.. isreal? If it's Israel? 🇮🇱

[@timsickler5125]

@@Meekmillan careful. The brazilians are clever

[@fckwatuthot]

This has my favorite line ever in it

[@benstaab1570]

Which one

[@fckwatuthot]

@@benstaab1570 “I know how to weld why would I go to that guy.” But it may have been replaced with stav making the green screen background a wall with a sign that says nicks gay or something and nick says “you could’ve just made a sign and hung it on the wall”

[@kamkam7046]

fry

[@bossrob7857]

I'm like a Sam Rockwell special agent too I get it

[@trigger0403]

Adam - I'll say this Nick starts talking

[@ivonnatrolue6747]

Don't ever stop posting. Good job isolating the gold from the shit in the podcasts.

[@rdbh8758]

It’s amazing that the new statham movie preview was during the ad break for this video

[@Cool_Adam]

2:05 Nick was playing some Ghost of tsushima

[@refoliation]

Jsoc are not actually elite soldiers. They are just normal soldiers that have signed away their ability to tell people what they're doing, because what they do tends to be incredibly criminal.

[@kegal]

Was this on the Jocko Willink podcast?

[@keenbaker-dias1137]

After goin ronin getting jobs in restaurants cutting vegetables 🤣🤣

[@abc-oq7dt]

I did enjoy him telling the plot of Goldeneye

[@treefingers6572]

All I can imagine is Cumtown as Bravo Six from Modern Warfare, and Nick is Captain Price.

[@utewbd]

Stav is Captain Crunch

[@360mega]

Can u guys please do more cia bits like this I'm loving it

[@smileforthesun]

twenty minutes on this bit, truly insane individuals

[@AmorFatiMementoMori]

“You have to be a tier 1 operator trained in everything” “Like snitching” “We sent Otto over to steal a choking hazard sign so we know their version of the hymnic maneuver.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aenima4892]

Nick can weld? Thats badass. I like that he does trade work just as a fuckin hobby. I do it as a career and I hate it cuz im a bitch. Id rather do comedy

[@joelglanton6531]

I'm not sure if he can actually weld but it wouldn't surprise me. He and Adam were laborers for a general contractor before the Patreon took off.

[@Spyderinagourd]

Your hands too soft for a mic

[@Ahmadabdal_]

oh god the idf ranks made my side hurt from laughing

[@brianmoondogg6110]

A stand up sleep pod

[@mullenenterprises]

9:43 hell yeah dude

[@rg9810]

I've never played this version of Metal Gear Solid before.

[@garrettjohnson907]

NIck brings a new meaning to "special" forces.

[@jediknight73]

What trollish obnoxious podcasters. I love it!

[@SgtxAnus]

every time i watch cumtown fuckin youtube tries to push Tim Heidecker stuff on me in autoplay vs more cumtown

[@Ironbird-q4f]

BARNES! HIS NANE WAS BARNES! What do you know about death?

[@traviss9059]

Shout out to the Arecibo Telescope, RIP.

[@ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips]

Love this one 🥺😍🥰 I am so gay for this one

[@MattSmith-rr2he]

The famous “interesting” is from this one.

[@lastsaneman19]

shit dude, you broke into my dossier?

[@charliefromstarkvillemissi1852]

All I want is a sniper rifle that I could use from the Moon.

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

The rifle isn't the issue. The material of the bullet is the big hurdle. Even if you escape the Moon's gravity well the projectile then has to plummet through the Earth's atmosphere without burning up.

[@dimeweld]

ayyyyyye Hitman 3

[@TyPhenirW0LF]

Nick was in the CIA "Special Ed".

[@jeremypayne5078]

Hell yeah dude

[@willowsburg4062]

I believe the first minute 110% tbh

[@rg9810]

Actually, my great nephew is the REAL shadow president.

[@daveolifent4477]

Would have been better if the gameplay was the GoldenEye game

[@Tunkkis]

10:16 Electromagnetic laser is like saying cloth canvas or metallic steel.

[@schylarherrin1313]

Damn, steve. I’ve Never seen you die before while playing. Sick arc

[@suntracingno]

is the deluxe edition hitman worth it?

[@StevenSeagull]

I didn't get it personally, but if you like the exclusive suits it might be worth it

[@marcoivancic1187]

When you consider that the equivalent priced edition of hitman 2 got you two extra maps, nah.

[@alexmaccity]

nick is basically kubrick but with a sniper scope.

[@bluespy4050]

Punished Nick A gay man denied a kiss on the lips (by another man, because he's gay)

[@Ball_drips]

19:30 “i doubt it”

[@shivamrawat6061]

I didn't know that

[@SrAntonio301]

Goldeneye lol

[@bahshas]

how does nick know that fat peoples balls overheat because of the tighs? has he been told that or did he deduced that on his own? if thats so really impressive how much of a thoughtful and observing guy he is

[@utewbd]

It just makes sense. What wouldn't get hot being surrounded by fat?

[@PoopShitz]

“This man truly understands my balls.”