Sticky Sweethearts - The Song You Never Knew You Needed (But Probably Don't)

Warning: Extreme Adhesiveness Ahead!
The Sticky Sweethearts are back, and this time they've outdone themselves! Witness the musical masterpiece (or perhaps cautionary tale) that is "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again." Prepare for side-splitting lyrics, a catchy (though possibly disturbing) tune, and a situation so ridiculous it can't be real... right?
This is the perfect reaction for anyone who's ever had a DIY disaster, a sticky situation (literally), or just needs a good laugh (at someone else's misfortune).
Just a heads-up, this song may cause uncontrollable giggling, mild cringing, and a newfound appreciation for proper glue application.
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#PermaSweetheart (with a funny typo)

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

What y'all think about this song?

[@notatallboi2735]

It gives me courage to keep living

[@legatomodi3522]

Pretty sure it's ai. It came out better than most though. It really is fire.

[@daphne4983]

AI! 😂

[@THOMMGB]

It’s got a beat and you can dance to it. FAF!

[@notatallboi2735]

@@legatomodi3522 HOLY FUCK IT’S AI I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THANK YOU NOW I CAN FINALLY GO DIE IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE

[@RitaElaineHeltonBarker-uz4sz]

Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on Glue

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Xylospring]

Good God!

[@Stanbott]

Your words are as The Bard

[@JoeMama-bj9jw]

I could happen to anyone Life is just fun like that

[@Earl_TheSquirrel]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mountain_Man]

I love all the obscurest vinyl tracks! It’s great when you’re in the vehicle with friends and you just turn it on and say nothing then sing along like it’s your favorite song. Only to look at them Like they are the weird ones.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

I did my wife like that...😂

[@Mountain_Man]

@@BIGJ_BW2S lmfao.

[@ristorantanen5769]

Et tu Brutus? The last couple of weeks since i discovered this i have been doing it to all i know. Imagine a really buzy kitchen with 6 chefs working their ass off and on comes sticky... Priceless 😂

[@jmjones7897]

It was inevitable. This could happen to anyone

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣🤣

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣

[@77Chester77]

Finally someone makes a song about it!

[@dogeymon83]

“Research”? You don’t really believe this was a real song from the 50s.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Lol... Naw

[@Stanbott]

@@BIGJ_BW2S Yeah, I think you thought it was real from the pic and the fact they really got it right. But that's a 60's sound.

[@PurpleCinnamon-Land-Of-Misfits]

Gotta love when AI is so realistic sounding 🤣🤣

[@THOMMGB]

With AI, someone is going to find a version of this song that sounds like The Beatles.

[@Stanbott]

Another thing is that back then you couldn't sell dirty records. They had all these laws against that kinds of stuff and indecency which also included to records. And especially to movies. So you wouldn't have been able to have these things in the '50s and '60s even in the '70s. The guy that did dolomite had a hard time selling his albums because of the dirty nature of them. But boy is it a good AI copy?

[@PHAEDRIDER]

the key word in the title is "again"

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂😂

[@TB-wj2ve]

Funny asf.. Just found this and "It's Time To Take a Sht On The Company's Dime"

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Lol... facts

[@sylvann7501]

Also "rubbin and tuggin my nips"

[@PurpleCinnamon-Land-Of-Misfits]

Dustin' of this ole fuckin' butthole is another great song❕❗ More of a ballad type of song but still pretty funny❕❗

[@THOMMGB]

That sounds like a working man’s dream come true: Getting paid to take a dump.

[@derekjtaylor]

The scary word in the title is AGAIN. IT HAPPENED BEFORE!

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Right 🤣🤣

[@rafabrasileiro]

It's definitely scary

[@BushidoBrownSama]

It was inevitable, it could have happened to anyone

[@gemini906]

😂😂😂

[@toiletduk]

You definitely have to try "Quit Jizzin' in the Hot Tub"

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Lol I am.

[@Nanashinoshi]

They just released "the secrets your asshole keeps." Absolute banger.

[@Alidonius6721]

This song is really catchy. Not gonna lie.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Very 🤣😂

[@elcaminosoldier1]

This baptisim fucking blows is a classic

[@lucypher5200]

That ones my fave lmmfao

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂

[@elcaminosoldier1]

@@BIGJ_BW2S takin a shit on the company's dime is my anthem

[@user-mi5nj8gj5p]

There's another obscure song Why I shit in on company time , the song explains My company boss makes a dollar while I make a dime that's why I shit on company time ha ha .

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

That one is funny 😂

[@Gbemus666]

Best part about this song is that it’s on iTunes 😂😂😂

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Yup 🤣

[@mikekeltner4291]

It’s from the days of huffing glue, people would get high huffing and pass out and scratch their balls in their sleep and get glue all over themselves.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Wow

[@MrNotoriousROB]

I'm LOVING these Ai songs!! A few are played on the regular, "Tea Bagging Time" and "First Date Farts" are gonna be a summer hit!!

[@mikekeltner4291]

These are not ai songs,these are real songs, fyi google is free

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

ME TO!

[@MrNotoriousROB]

@@mikekeltner4291 so is your mother, but you don't see me running my mouth about it 😘

[@trevorcrosby2807]

"I hate you and I always piss in your tea"

[@iaincraig7714]

Haha what Google you using​@@mikekeltner4291

[@wakarlajc23]

They play this instead of a defibrillator to revive the unconscious

[@donhill3182]

By trial and error, this has sadly happened to me several times this past year. I've found that an acetone based nail polish remover works well, but if I inadverdantly get an acetone enema, I get high as a kite!

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣🤣🤣

[@musicmanpendley2299]

I can’t quit laughing

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂

[@gemini906]

😂😂😂

[@GiffordMusic]

It’s AI definitely not from the golden oldies 😂

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣😅😂

[@misterx8592]

Ain’t nuttin but a groove thang…..

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂🫡

[@MrROTD]

I love this song, it's relatable.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😀😀😂

Somebody has got to do a vid dressed like The Tempatations performing this live. I so look forward to to the live versions. Stay tuned folks, this is gonna get better.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Facts 😂😂

[@briannajozwiak1677]

😂😂😂Best song I've ever heard.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂

[@Earl_TheSquirrel]

Literally

[@disciplebill]

I play this while I'm driving my kid to school. We sing along together. No joke LMAO

[@gemini906]

💥😳💥 ME IS ⚰️!!!! 💥🤣🤦I can't believe this damn song... I can't stop laughin' 💥🤦💥💥🤣💥🤣💥🤣💯🤣

[@texshockeycards6155]

There's some crazy songs and bands back then. Harry Roy and His Batclub Boys were banned back in the 20s and 30s, hilarious stuff

[@sizzzlechest]

Acetone beaks super glue if anyone has this problem. I only know cuz....a friend did this.

[@BushidoBrownSama]

Could have happened to anyone

[@sizzzlechest]

@@BushidoBrownSama Thats what I told my uh...friend.

[@michaelroberts1064]

We've all been there man

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂😂

[@joebaumgart1146]

It's ai. Sudo ai to be exact

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂🤣

[@gamewhiz23]

Funny ringtone as a prank 😂😂😂

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂🫡

[@jeffhaft7378]

found this band Monday and loving them lmao. lyrics are hilarious and really good music. Today is Friday and I found this song Monday and it's still stuck in my head.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂🫡💯

[@jeffhaft7378]

@@BIGJ_BW2S update....the song is still stuck in my head lol

[@jeffcrowtherjr.7861]

This song probably came from an alternate universe in which explicit lyrics were the norm 60 years ago.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂 Right!

[@andrewthomas8233]

"Grabs the phone" hey berry its your cousin marvin you know that sound you've been looking for well listen to this LOL

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Lol

[@MisterMikeTexas]

One of the craziest songs I've heard this year!😂😂 For more crazy tunes, check out anything from Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, or The Legendary Stardust Cowboy.

[@Bucky1836]

David allen coe rated x album 😅

[@MisterMikeTexas]

@@Bucky1836 That too! 😅 As for bathroom themes, there's "Constipation Blues" by Screaming Jay Hawkins.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

BET 😁

[@onlyyoucanstopevil9024]

NICE MEME SONG GOOD FOR FALLOUT SOUNDTRACK

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

💯

[@frank6029]

Absolutely hilarious 😂

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂

[@Official_ry_Nirvana]

You gotta check out, im just daydreaming about taking a huge dump, then get up to piss on the dump to cut the dump in half. Lmao thats the name of the song

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂 will do

[@VincentNajger1]

Humanity creates amazing AI technology that can make music in any style, indistinguishable from the real thing...makes it publicly available....instantly the internet does internet things lmao

[@douglas9220]

It was a real song, but A.I. did this version. The real version is very differently structured.

[@bobcat24]

Where can I find the real version?

[@tthomaselli2]

Where's the link to this song?...

[@garyclarke9557]

Obscurest vinyl

[@RalfYzermans]

AI is a tricky ghost

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

MAN!

[@trevorgiant9181]

i hear no misinformation here.

[@beetlejuice8431]

Great song I remember Buddy Holly covered this

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🫡😂

[@kingsethos5108]

Subscriber #97 here.....can't wait until you hit 10k and I can say I was an OG member.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Thanks I appreciate that💯🫡

[@TheOneJordan667]

Check out “The secrets your asshole keeps” from Reyna. It’s a timeless classic!

[@christopherking4932]

Hilarious 😂

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Yes 😂😂

[@RitaElaineHeltonBarker-uz4sz]

It's a Cross Dressing Confession song he talking to his girlfriend

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Wow... 🤣😂😂

[@coneheaddenton4191]

Where can I find this record

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Probably gotta search it up. I found it on KZbin

[@jmjones7897]

Obscurist Vinyl YT Channel

[@misterjei]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6bSd6afZ858n5Isi=RiZEDj2rJaxyXgAS

[@Dontknockittillyoutryit-1111]

hilarious!!!!

[@shanehall6081]

Considering often this happens I surprised theres not more songs about it.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣🤣

[@devildoc4257]

Hey, im sub number 51. Good luck on your channel.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Thanks 💯🫡

[@MrArppeggio]

they really were bringing the heat back then

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Right! 😂

[@lordoflek]

pop music is over, some 14 year old in a basement will make all the next big hits and we will never even know

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

FACTS

[@ChuckHickl]

That's literally how all good music is made. Pretty sure most of the artists I listened to started that way at least.

[@lordoflek]

@@ChuckHickl fair point but why learn an instrument when you can type out a sentence? your reply to me could be a big band smasher, a funky blues ditty or a bubblegum earwig if that's what you put in the prompt line

[@ChuckHickl]

@@lordoflek I make no real distinction between learning the skills necessary to prompt in a way that creates any "product" that the avg person finds entertaining or useful than I would for the time it takes to learn an instrument well enough to record a song. I am currently helping my brother build a small house from the ground up and although as an architect I have the knowledge to do so IRL, I find building in Enshrouded/Valheim much more rewarding and other than the obvious, I don't see a real difference in the products of either, physical vs digital. Slightly hyperbolic but maybe you can see what I am getting at.

[@lordoflek]

@@ChuckHickl yeah, i get it. I actually build houses and I fucking hate architects. Have a good one.

[@shanerorko8076]

There's another great one 'Running a train through Rita'

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Gotta check that out 😂😂

[@Stanbott]

What a great AI song

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🫡💯

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🫡💯😂

[@michaelosullivan5457]

It is AI new type softwear evebody is doing it

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Yup 🤣

[@tabletplayer3v63]

Pound Town is another good one

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

I did that one 😂😂

[@risboturbide9396]

Song of the year 🍻🍻

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Facts 💯😂

[@Nyelasurviving]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@johnlong334]

What a perfect P.S.A.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Right!

[@Studio-Coast_Kid]

Man its just that simple 🤣🤣🤣

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😅🤣🤣

[@macewbee]

Funny song

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

🤣🤣🫡

[@micaelasarmiento5998]

Have you heard Lucille Bogan's songs?

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

No?

[@PurpleCinnamon-Land-Of-Misfits]

You need to react to all the Obscurest Vinyl songs they are pretty funny like Stop Jizzin' In The Hot Tub 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Will do! 🤣🤣

[@Earl_TheSquirrel]

😂😂

[@b.r.7066]

Did that research with Dr DeVille Letusč

[@murfulz1]

It is ai

[@cincinnatipedalsteel4347]

Again…. 😂😂😂😂

[@gowankommando]

*Again?!*

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Right

[@thunderpants3500]

It's a fun song but I thought it was AI generated? I listen to this at work.

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂 IT MIGHT BE

[@alexraiford8103]

This os not a real song bro what are you talking about. 100% AI generated just like everything on Obscurist Vinyl

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Right! 😂😂

[@cincinnatipedalsteel4347]

It is AI generated 😂😂😂😂

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Yup 🤣🤣

[@darnes12]

it's AI

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

💯😂

[@flammincabbages]

What are you talking about man, its not a 'real' song

[@gamewhiz23]

Yeah it is… it’s been played on Sirius XM

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

Oh it's real 🤣😂

[@gamewhiz23]

@@BIGJ_BW2S very, and it can happen to anybody 😂

[@Bestway2smokeYOUTUBE]

lol

[@BIGJ_BW2S]

😂😂