D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single) | Ep. 276

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.
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Trev's tour dates:
San Francisco, CA: May 17-19
Salt Lake City, UT: May 30-June 1
Miami, FL: June 21-23
Sacramento, CA: June 28-30
Portland, OR: July 25-27
Tickets + more dates at www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Michael's tour dates:
Charlotte, NC: May 2-4
Austin, TX: May 30-31
Cabazon, CA: Aug 02
New York City, NY: Aug 9th
Gary, IN: Aug 23
🇬🇧 UK TOUR IN SEPTEMBER!
Tickets + more dates at www.blaucomedy.com
Thumbnails by Adie: adiebles
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[@StiffSocks]

Does this belong in the legendary episodes playlist?

[@laundrybasketdemon]

If I had my zyns it would 🙏🙏🙌👀

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

Yesss ❤

[@gabrielleknowles7882]

Yes of course!!!

[@RN-so4so]

Gabe hyping the boys up towards the end, as they started explaining their thoughts after an "average set". so wholesome 🤗

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

I know!!! 🥹 it was such a sweet thing to say!!!

[@shelbshub]

“When I have my bachelor party” MICHAEL IS IN *LOVE* LOVE

[@Ramiiel]

Greeen screen ad reads has soooo many possibilities. More please 😂

[@Ramiiel]

I've been refreshing every like 20 mins for the past two hours. Finally 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@saulbreton1782]

They did announce on Instagram it was gonna be late release

[@_Waingro]

That’s at least 8 jerks

[@Ramiiel]

​@@saulbreton1782Oh okay. Haven't been on IG today

[@maxwellbasta4170]

Trevor’s daughters name aurora bore-wallace

[@_Waingro]

The ANIMAL CONTENT IS SENDING ME TO AN EARLY GRAVE, I’m Dying 🤣

[@garyc]

“Maybe heavier” aww GG 😂

[@joshwhite2975]

The boys are on fire in this one 🤣🔥

[@StiffSocks]

YUP

[@_Waingro]

For me this a top 10 episode of the 276 episode, excluding the Patreon Feed. Thanks for this 43:59

[@StiffSocks]

❤️🧦🧦

[@BbyMxM]

Im convinced jack Is the recording guy from Project X 😂😂😂😂

[@s3adra]

Stop letting Jack hog up the bandwidth with all his pron watching! Finally this got uploaded! 😩

[@StiffSocks]

it's really becoming a problem

[@dazzlezzful]

My fiancé and I were at your Cleveland show and we laughed our asses off! Such a good time Michael!!

[@sammidepalma3539]

walked outta my first job at tacobell on a tuesday night in a snow storm with only the manager and one indian(non engkish speaking) woman makein the food i was doing drive thru & front cash....i checked the schedule i was put back to nights on front cash down to 25 hrs after 2.5 years i asked the manager why he said that how gon be or find something else, i txted my friend im ready to quit he said you wont, i said let me know when youre here, he txted 15 mins later "im here" i grabbed a large fruit punch & said im leaving & that was the end of that

[@johnnoe9682]

You *nailed* Office Life 👍👍👍👍 -Way too fugn cold -Trying to poop like 3-4 x a day at work, but when I am on vacation, its like 3-4 x a week

[@user-ft3vt6se3n]

Yay!!! So glad it got uploaded ❤️

[@StiffSocks]

promise it's worth the wait

[@rayzer_1140]

“What did you just name my daughter?” 😭😭😭😭💀

[@OmarHernandez-ql8os]

i was listening to the audio on apple (SS+ listener) when I heard the last part about the pancakes in Colombia so I had to see this! Luckily the video was just updated😎

[@StiffSocks]

ayyy good timing!

[@patrickleary7387]

Watch me put this necklace on had me dying

[@Energyxbaby1144]

Michael and Trevor are so fine 😭

[@charmainethomas1615]

Got my London tickets!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!! x

[@Specter2x8]

I used to work next door to an Applebees and I would connect to their TouchTunes from my place of employment and I would play “Who let the dogs out” at least five times in a row every once in a while. I was never in there to witness the madness but I knew I ruined at least one persons night every time I did it. 😁

[@user-gj2nv5zm1u]

Gabriel Iglesias on this would be insane

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

Absolutely!

[@danielrendon502]

This is great 😂 lol is it me or did Michael almost bring down the set right here 19:21 hahaha

[@ribbon508]

Lmao I almost hrt my ankle laughing at this

[@stevied5459]

“I appreciate it” 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 fucking died

[@gloriaclough306]

I impulsively bought a pet rat my freshman year of college 😭 i named her jasmine because she looked like a piece of white rice lmao

[@That_onebean-]

Okay but imagine tame impala playing as you’re transcending to a different plane of existence

[@sammidepalma3539]

Gotdamn been waitin all day for the episode to drop.... FINALLY🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂👍💙

[@StiffSocks]

it's a banger

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

When U guys talk about animals ❤❤❤ IM DYING LAUGHING

[@Ramiiel]

18:36 if it wasn't the name of a condition, Alopecia sounds like a nice name kinda 😂😂😂

[@Sunnyslope_stylee]

A dentist named Dennis marries Denise at Dennys

[@H3H3HEE]

Why does Michael look kinda cute with the tattoos 😭

[@laundrybasketdemon]

REAL

[@mackenziec7303]

You should do “what song would you want playing as you leave this mortal coil?” As a tiktok and/or twitter prompt. Mine? Knee-jerk answer was tubthumping by chumbawumba

[@Stephmini31]

Love u guys

[@paytonfoshee9905]

Why the cameras look different👀 why are they never in the same frame in the first 20 mins?

[@laundrybasketdemon]

Love the pod still mad Trevor made me lose my zyns

[@stevied5459]

Is Michael rockin pop tart socks? What a fucking G

[@matthewweller8733]

How is there not "What'd you call me?" Merch yet?

[@SotaBoy4232]

I quit my job at a jiffy lube 2 years ago after fighting a co worker and then fighting the manager. I knew the GM was going to fire me so I just left 3 cars on the bays draining oil and changed out of my uniform back into my clothes and ✌️ peace y'all. I'm out 🤣

[@amyafitzgerald9124]

“What is their health rating?” Std😭😭😭😭

[@Jay-sk3ty]

PUT ON TIME STAMPS !!!!!!

[@warwick5390]

They literally just built a red lobster in my town

[@ezelldaniels6064]

I am pretty late dammit but I never clicked so damn fast 😅😅 TREVOR AND MICHAEL ARE THE FUCKIN GOATS!!!

[@lanafoster1870]

Micheal pursuing an ODD diagnosis at the ripe age of 30

[@Mylesfinch]

Sounds like Michael discovered self love

[@ribbon508]

Lol huh what's a HELLO

[@PaxtonLaznik]

👍🏻 if you eat Lego tires too

[@maggiesunshinee]

gavel newsom i’m fucking done 💀

[@matthewmcmahon2201]

Blau is definitely gay! It don’t matter we love everyone

[@ohbbyilikeitrawr]

Aww 🥺 that imposter syndrome is crazy to me bc you guys are funny as shit lol 🎉

[@JoshLaps]

You both look better with the tattoos

[@doris5670]

My name is Aurora 🧍🏽‍♀️

[@mingDynasty29]

Alopecia!

[@scottcroft9975]

Gavel Newsome. Lolol

[@TurnTheRage]

iPhone wireless mic sounds like ass. The DJI one sounds way better

[@dreamulator]

🎉

[@ribbon508]

An or ange Celica?????????

[@whocares420ish]

😂😂😂 what❤❤😂😂😂!!

[@blindman710]

What's a Dad? Look it up

[@husamettin_amayandancakar1553]

you guys ever take a shit from a moving truck?

[@StiffSocks]

no, should we?

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

Definitely ​@@StiffSocks

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

​@@StiffSocks have any clue how good it feels to have 90mph wind act like a bidet morning after too much tequila and taco bell? Shit is rejuvenating

[@husamettin_amayandancakar1553]

when i was a child, my family would bring watermelon out to the beach, and we kept it cool by playing with it like a floaty........ and sometimes you'd take a shit and it would float like the watermelon....... ahhh, the summer memories...... i was just wondering bro

[@paytonfoshee9905]

Trevor is so out of focus and Micheal looks HD😂

[@LeMoistQunt]

No fell off comments?? That's a good community right there

[@StiffSocks]

cum-munity*

[@ribbon508]

Lol hi johnny r Yu in here?

[@ribbon508]

Huh

[@ribbon508]

We are all.american Michael. No offens

[@icee2329]

The Taylor Swift x Post Malone song is not good. Posty could be doing so much more in it.

[@ribbon508]

WOT

[@Tyveltal]

Dude stole Nick Swardson suicide joke.

[@davidmcelroy658]

Bro when is Michael’s special dropping?? I’m sick of it

[@ribbon508]

WHATS EVERYONES BODY COUNT

[@victorhuerta5848]

Ahuevo

[@codreaming9304]

Omg……PLEASE bring the brunette hair back. The bottle blonde is just awful.

[@emilyedwards3986]

Appreciate all you guys do Jack and Gabe 🩵 Thanks for getting the episode up and everything you guys do behind the scenes

[@0versharingIsCaring]

me working for t-mobile like 🧍🏼‍♀️