Still looking for that 20 foot Burmese python!

[@Aguywandering]

I love how the chameleon’s response to petting is immediate screaming

[@Holtender102]

I own one of those in my cage in England. Imagine what I have to deal with when i try to feed her.

[@AnimeMemers]

Bro got stroked

[@squishycrab6330]

“Do not touch the royal crown!”

[@squishycrab6330]

“Do not touch the royal crown!”

[@razorshell101]

I didn't even know they could hiss like that.

[@IDK_0202]

"the bugs aren't that bad" 💀💀💀

[@NickQuackIt]

💀

[@feuerling]

Just one gulp of air and you get your protein for the day!

[@CodeNameGTR]

yeah their not THAT bad.

[@miguelgarzon8061]

Looks like the locust plague

[@CodeNameGTR]

fr fr@@miguelgarzon8061 💀

[@ZoeBateman]

Nature’s most terrifying predator, a Florida man

[@Carrionation]

Bro is the main reason why humans are in apex predators list

[@jellyboy9954]

Lmao so true

[@user-kx4no4pw7q]

Godzilla *YOink

[@carparkinghoss411]

💀💀💀

[@Apesta8]

😂😂😂

[@meme13100]

"the bugs aren't that bad." The bugs: *pretending to be tv static*

[@victorhjordsvar5354]

First comment

[@sonicoduh1125]

“You can’t escape the yoink” -Yoinkman 2024

[@dick_tater]

eckscape*

[@lisaperry5999]

Need merch with that on it

[@Acirclee]

"Cease your resistance" type energy

[@ironmindf9655]

@@lisaperry5999yea, one from Yoinkman’s perspective and one from the yoinkeds perspective

[@thisguyhd6591]

*Cyberpunk Theme Starts playi-yoinkman Theme Starts playing*

[@dapperbones6238]

“The bugs aren’t too bad” -Man standing in a Mach 7 tornado made of locusts

[@vovanchidfy]

average day in australia

[@JLFrost]

Those aren't locusts....they're mosquitoes. And probably a few other things attracted to light. But mostly mosquitoes. 😆

[@RandomShoppingBag]

🤓☝️

[@amuginho7535]

😂😂

[@mrblue-xe8yh]

bro that was tv static💀

[@user-eu3wf3mw7z]

“The bugs aren’t that bad” Shows a category 5 hurricane made of bugs

[@devil260996]

"You can't escape the yoink" is probably one of the most terrifying things to hear as an animal

[@eris337]

LMAO 😂😂

[@Unapalarandom]

He doesn't even know I'm here Swamp puppy: _if I don't move he will go_

[@DJLDJ132]

*”They’re vision is based on movement”*

[@SimoneGalli-cx8dn]

Please don’t Yoink or Boop me

[@fumezfury9755]

😂😂😂😂

[@IrvingSerrano-rl3iu]

How did he get out of there without splashing the water?

[@tatealldaymcrae]

You’re lying. This is not real omg

[@shonk3623]

"The bugs aren't too bad: *Shows literal TV static*

[@zizo4510]

😂

[@SilenceInd]

So that's what Neuromancer meant by "Sky was tuned to a dead Tv channel"

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

Spider boops

[@cuteproxytobylover5279]

This guy is basically Steve Irwin, but far more chaotic.

[@Katylou1230]

Didn't know it was possible to get more chaotic than Steve (r.i.p)

[@maxsredditreadingclub8353]

RIP Steve Irwin 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@craigxianconcepcion8099]

😢RIP

[@koathekid8255]

@@Katylou1230simple Just add some Florida

[@Katylou1230]

@@koathekid8255 lol🤣🤣🤣

[@Aliviking]

Bro interacts with the everglades like he can respawn 💀💀💀

[@Commentingfame]

He isn't afraid of the wild. The wild is afraid of him

[@dogskulls]

The wild has nightmares of yoinking

[@dogskulls]

YOINKMARES!

[@talife7282]

You must be new,😂 this is daily routine

[@BatkoBrat]

My man out there harassing wildlife

[@josephd.5524]

The chameleon has absolutely zero defense against having its noggin rubbed.

[@charlie-jd3ls]

LMFAOOOO

[@graydenmitchell7970]

To be fair, evolution never once accounted for the Yoinkman

[@AeyakS]

​@@graydenmitchell7970It's kind of sad actually. (SNAKES) don't get the same feeling from being pet like mammals and some avians do, so it usually feels uncomfortable or overstimulating to them.

[@georgeguzmang107]

@@AeyakSas a reptile I can confirm this!

[@eddyd.105]

​@@AeyakSMine never minded one bit and would even go to sleep while petting him but a wild one would just feel threatened not in pain in any way though.

[@Kumanekosamurai]

Grabbing that python and telling him to tell you where the other python is was gold

[@griever1332]

Bro isn’t afraid of death, death is afraid of him 💀

[@af9162]

3-legged swamp puppy: “He’s right behind me isn’t he?”

[@Rocket-Surgeon]

Boop!

[@boszer]

*"yoink" he hears as his worst fear came true*

[@lightfiendish]

"look at this dood" little bird was wondering why he randomly got yoinked! so cute

[@spacemarine6212]

Adorable little one, that bird.

[@wildmoonuwu7217]

Omg the wiper will is so freaking cute

[@HerbHappyEm]

The little guy went from "AHHH WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" to "Well as long as you're not gonna eat me, I guess this is fine."😂

[@creeper326.]

I find all of these boys adorable

[@Electric_YT-wt4vk]

"The bugs arent too bad tonight." *getting absolutely swarmed*

[@meetverma4812]

My man holds geckos like I take out chocolates from a jar 😂

[@bluerabbit4010]

This is so accurate it hurts 😂

[@danielleking262]

LOL !!!!

[@calleythompson2781]

And those are Tokay geckos as well. That is an animal that ALWAYS CHOOSES VIOLENCE. I don't know how he managed grab all of them like that without getting some serious bites.

[@nathand256]

You need help. 😂

[@juicefast2heal]

u buy chocolate by the jar?

[@godfreyodenigbo95]

How can you not love a face like that ? 🧿v🧿

[@harz426]

V (0)_______________(0) | ^

[@susanivy3619]

More like: { } \ / \ ⭙⭙ / \ .. /

[@Breme2410]

Snok

[@professorcraze5559]

​@@Breme2410snek

[@NotExactlyRealFirearmsYT]

snaek

[@Quickandeasygaming]

I love the fact that this guy lives life without fear and also teaches people that not all pythons are hostile! Keep up the good work😊

[@TheHiChewAddict]

I genuinely don't understand why this guy doesn't have more subscribers given that he does the gutsiest things that 99% of humans would never come close to doing

[@cristhecris_]

"The bugs aren't too bad" *Has whole blizzard of bugs around him*

[@You_72]

"The bugs aren't that bad" Visibility: 10%

[@user-wu7qm3zn8u]

bro i literally smiled so hard when i saw that cute snake face

[@Its_Gojover]

“The bugs aren’t too bad” Them bugs are gonna get in places I didn’t know were possible like sand 😭

[@bakasteveuwu2822]

That brown water snake's face is the cutest thing in the universe ❤❤🥰🥰

[@purpcrayon]

bro really said "let me do it for you🐶"

[@Cplayz08]

He’s so derpy 😂

[@misscyanic2484]

​@@Cplayz08 my thgt exactly! 😂 adorably derpy haha!

[@hyaenidaes]

It’s very cute 😊

[@danielviera7572]

Look up the Arabian Sand Boa. This cute little brown snake has nothing on the Sand Boa's critical levels of derp

[@sophie_twain]

"He's behind me, isn't he?" -a swamp puppy, probably

[@YUKO_X_TAKU]

How many bugs u want? He :yes please

[@Benji-rc4vy]

“He doesn’t even know I’m here *alligator turns around* “Oh sh-“

[@mike_v02]

That 3-legged swamp puppy: “Am i gonna lose another limb?”

[@Abibi1412]

At this point,the animals should just tell him where the 20-foot python is

[@arideshpande9087]

Snitched get stitches

[@Jasper_Longbarrow]

That’s a panther chameleon, I used to own a veiled chameleon. But respect, for some reason he didn’t bite you. Love the content! 👍

[@redneckhippy8711]

This guy needs a regular show ! Love your videos ❤

[@anyathepanther7977]

Ever wonderd what this Guys House looks like? (All animals in Interogation Rooms, "Where is the 20 footer?!")

[@grazinabielousovaph.d.6283]

😂😂😂😂

[@4loops43]

They all get a single bright lamp pointed over them 💡

[@jakefrost8306]

I was here thinking about the interrogation of each animal and how that'd be entertaining stuff😂

[@wildboris1]

The 20ft pythons was already found. His whole series is over with just 1 Google search

[@ebbiebean9385]

He probably rehomes the invasive animals. He deffo doesn’t keep them all.

[@omargomez8714]

*Burmese Python:* Why do I hear boss music?

[@TeamMeunierYT]

"I spotted a spicy boi." This is now the new name for Cottonmouths. Take it or leave it.

[@spacepigeon1255]

You can't escape the Yoink got me 😂

[@Clov-ys3bn]

“yOinK” 💀🤚🏻 never gets old.

[@Summervibes130]

Nothing can scare this man💀

[@actualfaxts1570]

A grizzly would if it was in Florida I guaranteed you

[@Future_Cat23]

@@actualfaxts1570 nah this guy would boop the Bear and say he’s adorable as it chews his arm off

[@s4v4gedragone43]

@@actualfaxts1570no people in Florida are crazy nothing scares them. “I come from Florida you think I’m scared of your bullets” quote from a Florida’s comiden

[@Future_Cat23]

@@s4v4gedragone43 man I wish I was Floridian like you guys are so badass and cool

[@rowanboyer357]

@@actualfaxts1570As a floridian, bears aren't something to be scared of. Just leave the bigger ones alone, because if you make friends with them they'll want food and then be sad if you don't give them any.

[@mikkimichele51014]

I love your walks. Thanks for taking me where I'd never otherwise get to see these AMAZING creatures!!! 😍

[@jaceellison220]

That is so cool how you can stand behind a crocodile without knowing you

[@sockchanger]

"You cant escape the Yoink" Truth right there.

[@erikwaters-wu5do]

Legit thought he was gonna yoink that spider😂

[@Average_American-Citizen]

Mom: What’s in your hands? Guy: geckos.

[@neardefiance8506]

That brown watersnake didn't have a single thought behind those eyes

[@straightfromafairytaleedit9196]

The baby mud snake looks so cool!

[@Anonymous55510]

You can never Yoink me😅

[@Leo-nidas]

You must be sweating every time he leaves his house

[@Future_Cat23]

That’s cause your too afraid to show your self

[@BAMTaekwondo]

ITS THE PYTHON

[@JeremyGriffin-ls8zd]

Good luck homie!!!

[@seansingh4421]

See this is the funny shitposting I can get behind

[@ninjatales6600]

"He doesnt even know im here" Crocodile:If I i dont move he'll never find me

[@debrawefler5095]

"you can't escape the yoink"got me rolling on the floor😂😂

[@Platinumumd]

Bro is literally catching Pokémon

[@urallnutz5294]

Boopemon

[@bigboytroy6234]

Have to check this mans channel every week to make sure he’s alive.

[@Chilvira]

"Im named him Chad" 😂😂

[@AzureRoxe]

"oooooooooh" Snake: OH NO, IT'S HIM, RUN AWAY!!! "You can't escape the yoink".

[@nonedead1928]

*Slither away!!!

[@captc0ck5lap60]

"The bugs aren't too bad" The KZbin compression algorithm: *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

[@ReinKayomi]

That bug swarm before the cottonmouth clip is literally torturing the bitrate

[@redpanda3617]

Florida Man: the second most feared species by the ecosystem!

[@seanspartan2023]

That whippoorwill looked so calm and happy to get pets 🙂

[@loops3069]

how did he even manage to catch i tlol

[@brookejon3695]

​@@loops3069 birds sleep. Usually in nests.

[@malcirhodes3]

​@@brookejon3695 It was on the road.

[@hack_N_cheese]

Look at this dooooooood

[@kburdett]

@@brookejon3695 this actually looks like a Chuck-wills-widow, which is very similar to a whipoorwill, but larger and with a different call. They are nocturnal ground nesting birds.

[@Constable_Bob]

Whippoorwill- Having the worst night of his life thinking he’s about to be eaten Garret- Looka dis dude!!!

[@cainthechaosdeity9815]

I love how the bird isn’t even fighting back a lot it just looks like a mildly angry teenager caught out late

[@ThunderUnrelenting]

That swamp puppy at the start was like "Ugh...This freak again 🙄"

[@Abibi1412]

The brown water snake be like "Please. Please don't yoink me"

[@user-kt4gl3kv1e]

At this point I'm convinced you are immortal and that's why you have no fear of dangerous animals or poisonous snakes

[@hwanginyeopokiedokie.]

His "YOINK" will never get old.

[@jamesmccarthy4777]

This man is the ruler of the everglades and even the crocs and anacondas know that.

[@08turboSS]

Pythons..

[@xCaleb_]

Fishing garret: **finds a 20 foot anaconda** Also fishing garret: cool, but not a Burmese python

[@BrandoTGNFS]

I love the names you have for the different critters. Really makes me feel like I'm out there with a good friend. 👍

[@licuid_yt2272]

The long lost wild kratt brother

[@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure]

He still uploads. Glad you're still alive!

[@Upthetown57]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@donpercent]

If there is 1 thing that would keep me from living in FL it's that its too hot, the alligators, snakes, bugs, the humidity and hurricanes.

[@Chufkwkwn]

“You can’t escape the yoink” 😂😂 bro you’re wild

[@user-bm9yt3oj8y]

I loved it when Garrett said “It’s yoink’n time.” And yoinked all over the Everglades

[@isaiahserna2811]

The Chuck Norris of the wild

[@sinicakovastella2420]

I can't be the only one who wonders how he still has all limbs after waving to swamp puppies.

[@Vamp_KingoftheBloodCitadel]

I love how after he yoinks them they are just perfectly calm

[@materialgurli5660]

The bird looks so goofy i love it😂😂

[@Ryu_NNA]

" the bugs arent that bad " *Literal tv static noise*

[@the_random_mask1458]

“The bugs aren’t too bad in the Florida Everglades” That kids in a prime example of an “understatement”

[@SoulKxtoyt]

3 legged swamp pup like " IF I DONT MOVE, HE CANT SEE ME ._. "

[@TomLatchford69]

I swear if dinosaurs where still alive, they wouldn't be safe from a yoink 😅

[@stoatsarebetterthanbeavers]

he yoinked one in this video, mr whipper will

[@BlackringIII]

I didn't know such a pissed chameleon could exist 😂

[@dsdgjj]

nah pissed is basically their default state 😂

[@shadowgamer5047]

Brown water snake: 🌒-🌘

[@my.melodvy]

swamp puppy: oo foot *yoink*

[@stoneguinea]

the chameleon got violated 💀

[@portaelrex]

That bird looked like he was judging him 😂

[@Manj_J]

The way the spider panicked and tried to get away from him after being unexpectedly booped is hilarious XD

[@vV_Strixhaven_Sophmore_Vv]

I love poorwills. They make me think of "how to train your dragon"

[@SevenOfMovies]

bro the bug static gets me everytime 😭😭

[@biggyoni]

Chad is such a chad

[@Uchiha_Itachi_des]

Bro is bullying ecosystem with just a "YOINK "

[@MrFelix906]

Bro is on creative mode

[@aizetsu-san]

The way he was so pleased when his ummm *long thingy* was stroked 😭

[@khawajaasim33]

Bros still looking 😂

[@StewDaJew]

I just watched a video of an alligator, biting a trainer’s hand and now I see this video LMFAO

[@STT363]

Show a video of all the pets that you've collected

[@wadehiggins1114]

No animal is safe when the yoinkman is lurking.

[@uwuowo5799]

He grabbed that python like it owed him money

[@imright489]

“oooh” snake: RUN RUN RUN “yoink” snake: fuck😐