“I’m not gonna take my pills. I don’t need these.” And then he has a seizure.
@Ryodraco6 жыл бұрын
The movie might make a bit more sense if it was all some kind of hallucination.
@vsGoliath966 жыл бұрын
"I don't need these, I'm not going to take these anymore!" The thing Neil says right before making his films...
@FelisTerras6 жыл бұрын
This whole flic feels like a seizure
@FrenchPaul1988 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the movie is all a fantasy/dream of the guy getting hit by the car. Could explain the plotholes, bizarre powers he seems to have and that his doc is (of course) his lost childhood sweetheart. The references to pills/drugs could be doctors and nurses giving him meds and he doesn't want them but can't physically act on it and comes up with situations involving them in his "plot" ?
@MrJamaigar6 ай бұрын
@@joelgordon7814 I'll bet the pills came with the mail, and it was the President of the Bank who sent them. 🤣🤣 Thank god Neil ditched them before getting hooked.
@RobbieManic6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you reviewed this movie! I cannot believe you reviewed this movie! How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?!
@Crrrow6 жыл бұрын
*No,* That is not true!
@johnt.campbell3166 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna shoot this movie's plot all full of holes!!!
@ECL28E5 жыл бұрын
He wrote it HIMSELF! HE WROTE IT HIMSELD!
@Demico_art5 жыл бұрын
I can't help you out of this one...
@jonaha.k.ashazam25354 жыл бұрын
Goodbye my friend
@MeganKoumori6 жыл бұрын
His character was hit by a car. Clearly this entire movie takes place inside the mind of someone with severe head trauma.
@FrenchPaul19886 жыл бұрын
That's how I feel about it too. It's only some kind of dream/fantasy (?) happening in his mind.
@yourmother70525 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the Director's.
@niksarass5 жыл бұрын
That explains everything
@jagonz705804 жыл бұрын
Or the main character had been influenced by mushrooms the entire movie since he was young.
@donaldpetkus16124 жыл бұрын
This movie doesn’t provide closure.
@Thegr8MC6 жыл бұрын
Things that Neil Breen doesn't understand how it works: Laptops, hospitals, cell phones, hacking, aging, corporations, gangs, alcohol, governments, waving, guns, blood, the bank. Feel free to add the list!
@jadenova6 жыл бұрын
movie making, line delivery
@DarkmanPoe6 жыл бұрын
Doors.
@JuicyfruitJessieB6 жыл бұрын
emotions, volume control, dissolves, face products for oily skin....(KEEP IT GOING!)
@WarioBarker6 жыл бұрын
...oxygen masks, boardroom meetings, researching, therapists, the news, speeches, how politicians would react to someone making such a generic meaningless speech, how politicians would react to someone actually divulging damaging info (whether true or not) during a speech, how people would react if they saw someone commit suicide right in front of them, the fact nobody wants to see a "romantic" scene with someone just out of the hospital bleeding profusely into a tub...
@SoloDoloSpaceman6 жыл бұрын
Filmmaking in general.
@JoeyJ0J06 жыл бұрын
Those laptops have Breen through some abuse
@cannibalbunnygirl6 жыл бұрын
Joey JoJo Yeah like the industrial revolution
@ainumahtar6 жыл бұрын
That reply is so fitting it could have been taken from breen movie dialog
@francoisuntel62386 жыл бұрын
these laptop have seen worse; breen there, done that.
@cannibalbunnygirl6 жыл бұрын
ainumahtar I'm taking that as a compliment 😂
@pon2oon6 жыл бұрын
THERE"S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
@MegaFriendlyCreeper6 жыл бұрын
I showed my roommate this movie. At the opening scene in the storage locker, he turns to me and goes, "well, this isn't bad cinematography, like picture quality for... the 90's, right?" I wish you all could've seen the look on his face when I said, "Nick... this was made in 2013."
@soupalex6 жыл бұрын
MegaFriendlyCreeper actually thought that scene looked okay until the close-up. decent dolly shot. then the rest of the movie happens.
@Davethe3rd6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, it takes some talent to make Tommy Wiseau and James Nguyen look like Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola...
@Clay36136 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Neil Breen has a crew of like three people besides the actors most likely and nobody to tell him how bad he's doing.
@igorszamaszow1716 жыл бұрын
I think Nguyen's films are much worse than Breen's stuff.
@dx14506 жыл бұрын
At least the editing in this is better than the sub-amateur editing in the Birdemic movies. The Birdemic movies make the stuff first year film students produce look like award-winning films.
@KatieCochran5 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same things! At least Tommy Wiseau attempts to use emotion, although misplaced.
@jayvang74905 жыл бұрын
@@Clay3613 Yeah, no one could have the immense mysterious wealth of Tommy Wiseau!
@uthertheking6 жыл бұрын
16:35 "You're better off without me." *several seconds of considering it* Jesus, dude.
@DarkmanPoe6 жыл бұрын
Breen, Tommy Wiseau, Uwe Boll, and those "Date/Epic/Disaster Movie" guys should get together and make a movie. It would be so bad that it would rip a hole in the space-time continuum and we could send killer robots to stop Hitler and... I think I just came up with the plot for their movie.
@JuicyfruitJessieB6 жыл бұрын
CaseX the date/epic/disaster movie writers 😅 oh yikes...
@Imperatoryvette6 жыл бұрын
CaseX don’t forget the guy who did Birdemic.
@DarkmanPoe6 жыл бұрын
Seriously. With him on board, I doubt we'd need Boll.
@demilung6 жыл бұрын
CaseX Kind of funny that people always want to time-travel to kill Hitler, even though it would literally destroy the world we live in and Hitler isn't even the biggest killer in human history. Nobody wants to go stop Genghis Khan ever.
@phantomzone27256 жыл бұрын
demilung Nobody is brave enough to fight against John Wayne. Yet.
@artmoss68894 жыл бұрын
I'll say this for Neil, he has the powerful ability to make any scene involving sex or intimacy so revolting that I have to cover my eyes and chant, "It will be over soon." Finally, I know how my wife feels.
@megatron6713 Жыл бұрын
Why is your wife so repulsed by sex,!?!?!?
@MrJamaigar10 ай бұрын
Maybe, Neil's sex scenes get more disturbing the less stable he feels. 😅
@MrCaerbannog6 жыл бұрын
“Neil, this really isn’t necessary.” “No, no, very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this movie!”
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling it was along those same lines when it came to nudity in his movies.
@Themaniacnextdoor6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna keep hacking these government systems to find out what's going on! *aggressive typing noises*
@XardionZ6 жыл бұрын
>Cinema Snob upload >It's Fateful Findings >It's also my birthday Thanks, Brad!!
@FelisTerras6 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, pal^^
@alicianelson12526 жыл бұрын
Yesterday was mine
@lotus-prince6 жыл бұрын
It's a magical review! It's a magical time. I shall now retire, as president of the bank.
@rusalexander17576 жыл бұрын
yeah yeah yeah...get to RE 4 and Remaster already lol....
@lotus-prince6 жыл бұрын
You may be amused by my next choice for RE LP. :-D
@MrJamaigar7 ай бұрын
C'mon! Don't give magic all the credit! It was Neil's hacking skills that uncovered all corruption behind the scenes.
@lotus-prince7 ай бұрын
@@MrJamaigar Touche
@Shades146 жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for that one girl. The daughter girl. She really wants to be an actress, she's been an extra in so many things looking for her chance, and she probably thought this would be her big break. Too bad Breen is an alien and doesn't know how human speech works and he probably screwed her out of any chance at becoming a real actress.
@DareToBeDeviant6 жыл бұрын
That last sentence descibes Tommy Wiseau to a tee, only when Breen talks we can understand, with Wiseau captions are necessary.
@FrenchPaul19886 жыл бұрын
Why does she sound like she's horny all the time ? Who thought having her sound like that was a good idea ?
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
The Shady Reviewer At least she's not in a D'Souza movie...
@Shades146 жыл бұрын
French Paul, Breen probably told her to speak like that. He's kind of a creep.
@dragonempress83676 жыл бұрын
He also probably litterally wanted to screw her. *Shivers*
@mathiasstaggers3835 Жыл бұрын
Little fun fact. The actor who plays Jim appears in Pawn Stars S1 E2, where he buys a Rolex from Corey
@bobthebear12463 ай бұрын
And his acting was probably better in it too.
@ScroggsOVision6 жыл бұрын
So before it's taken down, let me just say, for some reason, out of all the insanity in this film, Breen saying "Why did you commit suicide?" to a dead body like he's mildly irritated sticks out to me.
@DozingGreen-fz6rg Жыл бұрын
Before what's taken down
@daisydaze28866 жыл бұрын
I swear Neil Breen just takes all of his fever dreams and turns them into movies
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
Wish-fulfillment fantasy.
@LaNoLaCola6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen and Will it fit together? Now that’s a fateful finding.
@MsTokyoBlue6 жыл бұрын
Mayhaps even a Fateful Fitting!
@Greendalewitch6 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 Do you guys think this movie was a fateful finding for our beloved Snob?
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 I can't believe you fit it in there. I can't. I just can't believe you fit it in there. *3 weeks later* I just can't believe he fit it in there
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 they are here... Now.
@quinnzykir6 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling less stable
@janderson10086 жыл бұрын
How could he feel any "less" stable, did he not watch any of his other movies?!
@Pandalka4 жыл бұрын
I need this on a T-shirt
@jonaha.k.ashazam25354 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to walk down the stairs*
@geraldkenneth1192 жыл бұрын
“Cheating, lying, hypocrisy” Yeah, Neil, I’m pretty sure none of those are secrets
@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын
Who's gonna tell Neil that!?😂😂
@Perceptionreflection6 жыл бұрын
I can give you one sentence to describe why this movie is considered his best: "Today I resign as president of The Bank." It's just so much Breenius!
@ouzer6 жыл бұрын
He hates these computers. Stay away from the computers!
@gyromurphy6 жыл бұрын
ouzer ... And remember, the Lord loves a working man. ...Lord loves a working man. ...And son, don’t never, ever trust whitey. ...Don’t trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey.
@jonathanbethards36896 жыл бұрын
perfection.
@ThePropaneSalesman3 жыл бұрын
2 years and I finally got this reference.
@michaelbarker35916 жыл бұрын
"Damn, twins!" Always makes me laugh.
@SirChubbyBunny6 жыл бұрын
OwO
@NJGuy19735 жыл бұрын
I get her first! (pulls out gun, shoots Michael Barker in wrist)
@Pandalka4 жыл бұрын
I thought "Damn, twins!" when I saw Twisted Pair trailer
@Alucard-A-La-Carte6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen seems like someone who is ACTUALLY unstable. And he funnels that madness into movies that we get to enjoy reviews of.
@charlesramosjr.19042 жыл бұрын
I met him yesterday in Las Vegas and I'm going to play a super cool role in his 6th film which begins shooting very soon. I am nobody's fool and Neither is Mr. Breen. He kind of reminds me of Elon Musk. Not everyone functions on the same wavelength but we work wonderfully in harmony.
@artbargra2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesramosjr.1904 Hi Neil! How's it going?
@laurafreedlund28992 жыл бұрын
@@charlesramosjr.1904 ok dude lol
@melissaroszkowski89112 ай бұрын
I've been rewatching a great deal of these videos in the last several days. It changes nothing, but let's me know I'm not alone.
@Thanakil6 жыл бұрын
The new season of Twin Peaks is so confusing.
@carybeweary72095 жыл бұрын
Neil breen is actually judy. Cooper will never find him in awful movies.
@aswiftshift52294 жыл бұрын
Twin breens
@YoshisUncle6 жыл бұрын
Breen waiting for this review for Neilly forever
@nigelthornberry35683 жыл бұрын
5:10 Dr. Blonde is far and away the best actress in the entire Breeniverse
@danielmankowski9226 жыл бұрын
Brad you are a real Human Breen ......and a Neil Hero!!!
@KatieCatWalker6 жыл бұрын
my favorite song from my favorite soundtrack from my favorite movie with better use of non speaking scenes and pace.
@GabyGeorge19962 жыл бұрын
The world loves you too, as a person, as a Neil Breen.
@ngchloe48776 жыл бұрын
You see, the second couple was there to humanize Dylan, the book in the dark space was representative of the truth with Dylan being naked representing purity and enlightment. The skull watching him was representative of the evil watching him, his therapist was an angel leading him towards good, the car that hit him in the beginning was actually a hit on Dylan and he left the hospital to avoid another hit on his life, his first wife was actually being given drugs as insentive to spy on Dylan, the person in the black shoes was the devil, and all of the scenes of him changing mushrooms or looking into mirrors were signs of his supernatural enlightenment powers
@HereComesPopoBawa6 жыл бұрын
We have a thread winner!
@MrJamaigar7 ай бұрын
Only someone like Neil would be so knowledgeable about where to look for the truth. "Fate guides your steps" as the old saying goes; Neil's destiny never changes: wherever there's corruption to uncover, he'll be there. 😅😅
@travelerluke57486 жыл бұрын
That fake drunk was the stuff of legend.
@SirChubbyBunny6 жыл бұрын
More win pls xP
@MrJamaigar7 ай бұрын
Not as legendary as the board members in "Twisted Pair 😅😂 "Programmable virtual reality, programmable DNA, programmable matter. This is very serious!" Neil taught them well.
@firefly4f46 жыл бұрын
"I'm announcing in public that I've been breaking the law by breaking into computer systems!" *CLAPCLAPCLAP* I'm going to guess that sound was the police slapping the cuffs on him, right?
@Takeshi3576 жыл бұрын
Breen might not be the City 17 administrator we deserve. but he is the City 17 administrator we need.
@greywalker505 Жыл бұрын
Where’s the crowbar?
@ITSMeatMan6 жыл бұрын
This man is the only real human breening
@Hoss_Delgado9776 жыл бұрын
"Will It Fit" is my favorite running joke ever
@steveharvey21026 жыл бұрын
"Jail"
@TheDarkMessiah6 жыл бұрын
22:10 That girl's obvious discomfort of being this close to Breen is all of the women in these movies.
@NJGuy19736 жыл бұрын
And that's not even her most uncomfortable scene. At 14:18-14:24, she's like, "Please get me away from this weirdo."
@ferzum72906 жыл бұрын
Neil breen is either a genius or an outter god, no matter what we lose
@laurafreedlund28992 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN YOU NYARLATHOTEP YOU GOT US AGAIN!
@benjaminwheeler70553 жыл бұрын
Breen- "I have information. It's very true information and I have seen this information and shall provide no further information on this information." Everyone else- "Whelp, guess I'll die."
@sleepykittyH2 жыл бұрын
"This information can be described in a single word. Aschedelphashcshbshampshemela"
@KMmouse206 жыл бұрын
I just won this movie in a mystery tournament competition. I'm glad I watched this review before it arrived. Now I know I'm using it as a drink's coaster :D
@DJJ6806 жыл бұрын
I just wanna remind everyone that I am here...now. I don’t wanna have to double down on my positions like this but I will say my fateful findings state that Neil Breen is a true master of filmmaking.
@KeyBladeMaster-Dan6 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me just gonna Pass Thru
@FrenchPaul19887 ай бұрын
You guys are quite a twisted pair you know.
@jagger23136 жыл бұрын
Watching this now so i don’t miss it like the Hilary’s America review that got taken down. Still kicking myself about missing that one >.
@EssexAggiegrad20116 жыл бұрын
Me too
@megamage9116 жыл бұрын
Same :(
@pinkdebugger6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if we're gonna ever see it. Maybe Brad will be able to post somewhere else?
@jagger23136 жыл бұрын
pinkdebugger hopefully! Still I don’t mind waiting. However long it takes I’m certain it’ll be worth the wait. I’m sure Brad is really busy with a lot of stuff so I never mind waiting
@Greendalewitch6 жыл бұрын
jagger2313 Wait? It was taken down? Wut?
@lordshnissugah6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen, still fighting bravely for his vague goal!
I just spat coffee on myself. Although thankfully, not on my laptop.
@starless14446 жыл бұрын
😂
@michaelbarker35916 жыл бұрын
Why is Neil Breen always "almost" shows the actresses breast? Is it supposed to be exciting? Edgy? Distraction from lack of acting talent? All of the above?
@michaelbarker35916 жыл бұрын
Only if I can use the "Allen Smithe" name.
@cocolime64966 жыл бұрын
Michael Barker how dare you sir! Neil Breen is a PROFESSIONAL!
@vsGoliath966 жыл бұрын
winelover There are multiple nude scenes in this film... so apparently the answer is yes
@KatzenJou6 жыл бұрын
Michael Barker My guess is that most actresses demand more money for nipple-exposure. Cheaper for Neil to just ALMOST show the nipples, and easier to find people willing to do his terrible movies.
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
vsGoliath the naked woman is his wife, btw He hires porn actresses for females with lesser roles. Not joking, every woman that isn't his wife in the movies ,is a porn actress
@GrubbJunker6 жыл бұрын
Whoa. Breen? Now that's quality.
@planescaped6 жыл бұрын
This movie is legitimately painful... but also magic.
@fanboyhex15553 жыл бұрын
i laughed uncontrollably at the snobs comment at 13:00 🤣... that expression, priceless! 🤣
@LaNoLaCola6 жыл бұрын
Only fateful findings can come from a Breenius. And oh god his latest movie looks so... wow.
@taylorscurlock91366 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 Twisted Pair looks like it could be his magnum opus!
@floydlooney68376 жыл бұрын
A stable Breenius at that.
@TheBonkleFox6 жыл бұрын
we've moved past breaking laptops now. now we're breaking virtual universes.
@The_gaming_archaeologist6 жыл бұрын
It looks like he's made improvements...like adding a muzzle flash to the guns. It looks crap, but atleast it's there.
@SuperMarkerComicBro6 жыл бұрын
He knows the secret recipe for the Colonel's fried chicken? Well, that would explain the title _Double Down._ Can't wait for his film _Mashed Potato Bowl._
@ghostofabulletproducciones57486 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen not only makes the same movie over and over again, but also makes the same movie poster over and over again.
@Ukiby3000 Жыл бұрын
For all of Breen's faults, I can't say I don't love how genuine he feels in his movies. Like, I dunno, most people just turn meta or make a joke out of themselves. Neil just does whatever the fuck he wants and honestly, commendable in this day and age.
@heathercalun49196 жыл бұрын
11:50 Nothing could be further from the truth. We are born bald, screaming, and covered in blood. That's the most interesting anyone can ever hope to be in life... Unless you're Brad Jones; then it's called Tuesday.
@DasKame6 жыл бұрын
6:54 "Where my Pills?"" ...is that SUPPOSE to be in the Movie or was the Camera just on between Scenes ???
@FelisTerras6 жыл бұрын
Either. Both. I guess.
@hellseeker50125 жыл бұрын
Haha im sure it is off cameras
@starsiegeplayer6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you reviewed this movie. I can not believe you reviewed this movie. How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?
@p1nkelephants6 жыл бұрын
No one talks like a human in a Neil Breen movie.
@dx14506 жыл бұрын
11:33 "Come to bed." What, when it's frickin 12 noon? Sunlight would be pouring in if those blinds weren't closed.
@smjaiteh6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite movie ever made. It somehow beat Children of Men, The Godfather and Casablanca.
@lauraminet62595 жыл бұрын
"Thanks, polite Jack Torrence" XD Great review!
@cameronpearce59436 жыл бұрын
Oh no, he's being applauded by the trees from The Happening
@FrenchPaul19883 жыл бұрын
That could explain the people randomly killing themselves.
@Headbanger1426 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen must have watched the Snob's review and threw his laptops down in anger.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Headbanger142 And I'm pretty sure many people did the same... when Brad's Hillary's America review got taken down...
@willawere6 жыл бұрын
Snob, you're never going to get over that explosion scene from 1983 Independence Day, are you? ... Me neither.
@rsilkw26 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the lap tops and the rubber tarantula from “ I am here .... now” will show up in a Neil Breen spin off film. That be cinematic gold.
@_The_Worst_2 жыл бұрын
I bought a bunch of Blu-Ray movies today at Disc-Replay and I was sitting in my bed cleaning the cases and peeling the stickers off of them, because I love and cherish my lovely collection...❤️💿💯✔️
@ElectroNukeMods6 жыл бұрын
Nothing quite like the Breen Man, is there?
@jhoughjr16 жыл бұрын
Why do I wan to see Breen get beat up by Pierre Kirby?
@ElectroNukeMods6 жыл бұрын
Because there’s no way of telling who would win?
@russellharper1646 жыл бұрын
I randomly decided to watch your other Neil Breen episodes on Saturday and then it just so happens you post this one today. I love you Snob.
@heidifedor6 жыл бұрын
A Pennsylvania State Treasurer, R. Budd Dwyer, actually did shoot himself live on TV back in 1987.
@garyhall78674 жыл бұрын
You can find it around if you want to see it
@heidifedor4 жыл бұрын
@@garyhall7867 i know, I don’t want to see it.
@garyhall78674 жыл бұрын
@@heidifedor what would be worse to see: the guy shooting himself, or Neil Breen's balls when he is floating facedown in the pool?
@chrisdooley64683 жыл бұрын
@@garyhall7867 oh shit hands down his nuts 🥜
@dunes88176 жыл бұрын
I love how little effort he took in making the flashback sequence look like it actually took place in the past.
@DozingGreen-fz6rg Жыл бұрын
There was a flash back sequence!?!?
@johnt.campbell3166 жыл бұрын
""Where are my pills?"" ""I don't need these." - Dylan Neil, umm... That may be your problem. If a doctor tells you to take a medication, you _probably_ should be taking it. I think he does this in his *real life.* He ignores his doctor's suggested medications. That's why we have Neil's movies. He's *clearly* paranoid about government officials and believes ""bad people"" should be ""punished."" The problem with that is, he's not clear on what makes a person ""bad,"" or what they've done to deserve to be punished. I think he possibly has undiagnosed, or more likely, _ignored_ mental issues. If you don't trust your doctor's judgement or think he's not really there to help you, you may have a similar problem. Once you've gone to school for 8 years and have the same training as a doctor, then you may have a point.
@PaceBreaker6 жыл бұрын
Ever since Allison reviewed this (and introduced me to the works of Neil Breen) I've wondered if you'd review Fateful Findings at some point...and then you started from the beginning and I knew it would be one hell of a trip! Was worth waiting for!
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
It's here.... *now*
@TheGhostbusterfan6 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel that my stories has unnatural dialouge. I watch a review of a Niel Breen film.
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
Let Breen inspire you!
@ErikZarins5 жыл бұрын
Neil Greem: “it’s a crutch, get off the pills, strengthen your life out” Me: *...YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!*
@lnfreeman4 жыл бұрын
I think Fateful Findings is most ubiquitous because it's the one YMS fully reviewed , and he sort of opened the floodgates on Breen. That, or because it has the most coherent, closest to traditional plot structure of the five. So people can kind of get into it more.
@FrenchPaul1988 Жыл бұрын
I don't know, I think Double Down made more sense. DD's my favorite Neil Breen film actually, but Fateful Findings is second on my list.
@davidbauler31596 жыл бұрын
The world is divided between people that have seen Neil Breen films, and those people that don't know who Breen is.
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
I just barely discovered him like a month or two ago, and I LOVE terrible movies!
@rebelyell1983x6 жыл бұрын
Wishing this review was in 1080p or 4K to capture Neil's Genius!! :)
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you suffered a stroke while watching a Breen movie, you wouldn't notice a difference.
@princesstamika6 жыл бұрын
"am i having a stroke?" is how i felt watching this movie.
@SirChubbyBunny6 жыл бұрын
My basement is flooded and I feel like I'm dying, but at least Brad uploaded today! :)
@ZombieDragQueen6 жыл бұрын
"I'm feeling less stable". Well that's what you get for quitting your medication cold turkey. Also, I think IBM might be the purveyors of those laptops. "Hey, Neil, yeah we got some laptops that don't work. Do you want them to include them in your movies? No, they're for free, we'd rather you not mention where you got them from. No close-ups of the brand, model etc. So it's a go? Then we'll send them to you by the end of the week."
@hellseeker50125 жыл бұрын
Another brilliant review of a true masterpiece ty and ty Breen for being godlike
@sadmeat89376 жыл бұрын
*THE CINEMA BREEN* see also *THE BREENIMA SNOB*
@Blue_Jay_976 жыл бұрын
Nina Lan The Breenema Snob
@sadmeat89376 жыл бұрын
Oh damn that ones much better.
@Thornspyre817 ай бұрын
I love how the kids were enamored with a mushroom, yet 2 seconds prior they walked right past a huge GODAMN RAM SKULL.
@Parasiteve4 жыл бұрын
fateful findings is my favorite of his movies. imo its the funniest. i laughed so hard i peed a little when the dude dies and neil breens reaction to it. then the ending. oh my god that ending. best ending to a movie ever. PERIOD.
@valiantskyeknightshunsui78336 жыл бұрын
All the charm and charisma of "The Time Machine I Found at a Yard Sale."
@Jakek2002 жыл бұрын
This movie must be set in the distant future since apparently when Neil was a child the 2003 Lexus RX350 was out. That explains everything...
@FrenchPaul19887 ай бұрын
Yeah, seeing such a recent car in the past bugged. I thought it was more recent than 2003 though.
@CyanideSublime2 жыл бұрын
Cinema Snob needs a poster of Fateful Findings on the wall behind him.
@futureprimitivepast30442 жыл бұрын
All laptops were harmed during the making of this “movie”.
@hanshotfirst23636 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I just rewatched the Double Down and I Am Here... Now! reviews! YAS!
@ShadowWing74396 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I'd never thought I'd see acting more stilted than in Birdemic!
@MrJamaigar7 ай бұрын
That's from working with an A.I. such as Neil; they're as hard to read as they come, and Neil is from the far future. He's an enigma, even by A.I. standards.
@MissAshley426 жыл бұрын
Wasn't breen the color Heffer made on Rocko by mixing all the paint together?
@StonerWaifu6 жыл бұрын
"Looks like some kinda brown/green." "We'll call it 'Breen'!"
@ericad86162 жыл бұрын
Seeing that kid's ungainly wave when his little girlfriend drives away, I can picture Neil Breen's direction: "OK, son when your she starts to drive off, give her a big wave!" -The kid waves. Breen: "No bigger!" The kid waves harder.. Breen:."No.. BIGGER!"...kid waves more frantically. Breen: "No, no, I didn't say faster, I said BIGGER. Here, let me show you how it's done." Breen steps in front of the camera frantically waving his arms like a shipwreck survivor trying to flag down a rescue helicopter in the middle of the ocean: "Now that's how you wave goodbye!"
@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын
"Ungainly", neat word!
@tvbroken2611 ай бұрын
This might be one of my favorite Cinema Snob episodes.
@Quibblet10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't mind seeing Brad hate-watching films, especially ones I couldn't stand.
@Valdagast6 жыл бұрын
He's Terence Malick crossed with James Nguyen.
@JadziaCheshire3 жыл бұрын
9:20 "he stopped taking his meds." ...because I'm taking them all. lol
@mannyichi6 жыл бұрын
Saw the notification and went “uh oh” lol
@nyxarhea6 жыл бұрын
YEEESSS!!! So glad to see this review!!! Thank you so much!!
@grvonny6 жыл бұрын
can Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen make a movie together please!! Can we make this a thing! Someone start a hashtag!!
@bjam896 жыл бұрын
grvonny too much ego between the pair i am guessing
@grvonny6 жыл бұрын
bjam89 oh god, This is true! Maybe we can get Spielberg to direct it. Hahaha! That would be hilarious!
@StormDatIsApproaching6 жыл бұрын
grvonny Neil Breen is way too obsessed with the gov and how evil society is. A chill guy like Tommy wouldn't handle his Alex Jones-iness
@FelisTerras6 жыл бұрын
Honey, Tommy Wiseau still got standards, y' know
@TanukiOkiyo6 жыл бұрын
Oh no way! The earth will implode and horses will each each other!
@kylehuckins2136 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching this so we don't have to. It was brave of you to take this bullet for us Snob.
@MadMagicianKaros6 жыл бұрын
Oxygen on top the bandage?! Boy I really hope Neil Breen got fired for that blunder.
@nigelthornberry35683 жыл бұрын
According to the Fateful Findings IMBD trivia page: "During production of Fateful Findings, filming was briefly halted when Neil Breen accidentally fired himself while mistakenly looking in a mirror."