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Stoned Gremlin Productions

Stoned Gremlin Productions

Күн бұрын

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@joelgordon7814
@joelgordon7814 6 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gonna take my pills. I don’t need these.” And then he has a seizure.
@Ryodraco
@Ryodraco 6 жыл бұрын
The movie might make a bit more sense if it was all some kind of hallucination.
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 6 жыл бұрын
"I don't need these, I'm not going to take these anymore!" The thing Neil says right before making his films...
@FelisTerras
@FelisTerras 6 жыл бұрын
This whole flic feels like a seizure
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the movie is all a fantasy/dream of the guy getting hit by the car. Could explain the plotholes, bizarre powers he seems to have and that his doc is (of course) his lost childhood sweetheart. The references to pills/drugs could be doctors and nurses giving him meds and he doesn't want them but can't physically act on it and comes up with situations involving them in his "plot" ?
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 6 ай бұрын
@@joelgordon7814 I'll bet the pills came with the mail, and it was the President of the Bank who sent them. 🤣🤣 Thank god Neil ditched them before getting hooked.
@RobbieManic
@RobbieManic 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you reviewed this movie! I cannot believe you reviewed this movie! How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?!
@Crrrow
@Crrrow 6 жыл бұрын
*No,* That is not true!
@johnt.campbell316
@johnt.campbell316 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna shoot this movie's plot all full of holes!!!
@ECL28E
@ECL28E 5 жыл бұрын
He wrote it HIMSELF! HE WROTE IT HIMSELD!
@Demico_art
@Demico_art 5 жыл бұрын
I can't help you out of this one...
@jonaha.k.ashazam2535
@jonaha.k.ashazam2535 4 жыл бұрын
Goodbye my friend
@MeganKoumori
@MeganKoumori 6 жыл бұрын
His character was hit by a car. Clearly this entire movie takes place inside the mind of someone with severe head trauma.
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 6 жыл бұрын
That's how I feel about it too. It's only some kind of dream/fantasy (?) happening in his mind.
@yourmother7052
@yourmother7052 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the Director's.
@niksarass
@niksarass 5 жыл бұрын
That explains everything
@jagonz70580
@jagonz70580 4 жыл бұрын
Or the main character had been influenced by mushrooms the entire movie since he was young.
@donaldpetkus1612
@donaldpetkus1612 4 жыл бұрын
This movie doesn’t provide closure.
@Thegr8MC
@Thegr8MC 6 жыл бұрын
Things that Neil Breen doesn't understand how it works: Laptops, hospitals, cell phones, hacking, aging, corporations, gangs, alcohol, governments, waving, guns, blood, the bank. Feel free to add the list!
@jadenova
@jadenova 6 жыл бұрын
movie making, line delivery
@DarkmanPoe
@DarkmanPoe 6 жыл бұрын
Doors.
@JuicyfruitJessieB
@JuicyfruitJessieB 6 жыл бұрын
emotions, volume control, dissolves, face products for oily skin....(KEEP IT GOING!)
@WarioBarker
@WarioBarker 6 жыл бұрын
...oxygen masks, boardroom meetings, researching, therapists, the news, speeches, how politicians would react to someone making such a generic meaningless speech, how politicians would react to someone actually divulging damaging info (whether true or not) during a speech, how people would react if they saw someone commit suicide right in front of them, the fact nobody wants to see a "romantic" scene with someone just out of the hospital bleeding profusely into a tub...
@SoloDoloSpaceman
@SoloDoloSpaceman 6 жыл бұрын
Filmmaking in general.
@JoeyJ0J0
@JoeyJ0J0 6 жыл бұрын
Those laptops have Breen through some abuse
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 6 жыл бұрын
Joey JoJo Yeah like the industrial revolution
@ainumahtar
@ainumahtar 6 жыл бұрын
That reply is so fitting it could have been taken from breen movie dialog
@francoisuntel6238
@francoisuntel6238 6 жыл бұрын
these laptop have seen worse; breen there, done that.
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 6 жыл бұрын
ainumahtar I'm taking that as a compliment 😂
@pon2oon
@pon2oon 6 жыл бұрын
THERE"S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
@MegaFriendlyCreeper
@MegaFriendlyCreeper 6 жыл бұрын
I showed my roommate this movie. At the opening scene in the storage locker, he turns to me and goes, "well, this isn't bad cinematography, like picture quality for... the 90's, right?" I wish you all could've seen the look on his face when I said, "Nick... this was made in 2013."
@soupalex
@soupalex 6 жыл бұрын
MegaFriendlyCreeper actually thought that scene looked okay until the close-up. decent dolly shot. then the rest of the movie happens.
@Davethe3rd
@Davethe3rd 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, it takes some talent to make Tommy Wiseau and James Nguyen look like Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola...
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Neil Breen has a crew of like three people besides the actors most likely and nobody to tell him how bad he's doing.
@igorszamaszow171
@igorszamaszow171 6 жыл бұрын
I think Nguyen's films are much worse than Breen's stuff.
@dx1450
@dx1450 6 жыл бұрын
At least the editing in this is better than the sub-amateur editing in the Birdemic movies. The Birdemic movies make the stuff first year film students produce look like award-winning films.
@KatieCochran
@KatieCochran 5 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same things! At least Tommy Wiseau attempts to use emotion, although misplaced.
@jayvang7490
@jayvang7490 5 жыл бұрын
@@Clay3613 Yeah, no one could have the immense mysterious wealth of Tommy Wiseau!
@uthertheking
@uthertheking 6 жыл бұрын
16:35 "You're better off without me." *several seconds of considering it* Jesus, dude.
@DarkmanPoe
@DarkmanPoe 6 жыл бұрын
Breen, Tommy Wiseau, Uwe Boll, and those "Date/Epic/Disaster Movie" guys should get together and make a movie. It would be so bad that it would rip a hole in the space-time continuum and we could send killer robots to stop Hitler and... I think I just came up with the plot for their movie.
@JuicyfruitJessieB
@JuicyfruitJessieB 6 жыл бұрын
CaseX the date/epic/disaster movie writers 😅 oh yikes...
@Imperatoryvette
@Imperatoryvette 6 жыл бұрын
CaseX don’t forget the guy who did Birdemic.
@DarkmanPoe
@DarkmanPoe 6 жыл бұрын
Seriously. With him on board, I doubt we'd need Boll.
@demilung
@demilung 6 жыл бұрын
CaseX Kind of funny that people always want to time-travel to kill Hitler, even though it would literally destroy the world we live in and Hitler isn't even the biggest killer in human history. Nobody wants to go stop Genghis Khan ever.
@phantomzone2725
@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын
demilung Nobody is brave enough to fight against John Wayne. Yet.
@artmoss6889
@artmoss6889 4 жыл бұрын
I'll say this for Neil, he has the powerful ability to make any scene involving sex or intimacy so revolting that I have to cover my eyes and chant, "It will be over soon." Finally, I know how my wife feels.
@megatron6713
@megatron6713 Жыл бұрын
Why is your wife so repulsed by sex,!?!?!?
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 10 ай бұрын
Maybe, Neil's sex scenes get more disturbing the less stable he feels. 😅
@MrCaerbannog
@MrCaerbannog 6 жыл бұрын
“Neil, this really isn’t necessary.” “No, no, very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this movie!”
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling it was along those same lines when it came to nudity in his movies.
@Themaniacnextdoor
@Themaniacnextdoor 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna keep hacking these government systems to find out what's going on! *aggressive typing noises*
@XardionZ
@XardionZ 6 жыл бұрын
>Cinema Snob upload >It's Fateful Findings >It's also my birthday Thanks, Brad!!
@FelisTerras
@FelisTerras 6 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, pal^^
@alicianelson1252
@alicianelson1252 6 жыл бұрын
Yesterday was mine
@lotus-prince
@lotus-prince 6 жыл бұрын
It's a magical review! It's a magical time. I shall now retire, as president of the bank.
@rusalexander1757
@rusalexander1757 6 жыл бұрын
yeah yeah yeah...get to RE 4 and Remaster already lol....
@lotus-prince
@lotus-prince 6 жыл бұрын
You may be amused by my next choice for RE LP. :-D
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 7 ай бұрын
C'mon! Don't give magic all the credit! It was Neil's hacking skills that uncovered all corruption behind the scenes.
@lotus-prince
@lotus-prince 7 ай бұрын
@@MrJamaigar Touche
@Shades14
@Shades14 6 жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for that one girl. The daughter girl. She really wants to be an actress, she's been an extra in so many things looking for her chance, and she probably thought this would be her big break. Too bad Breen is an alien and doesn't know how human speech works and he probably screwed her out of any chance at becoming a real actress.
@DareToBeDeviant
@DareToBeDeviant 6 жыл бұрын
That last sentence descibes Tommy Wiseau to a tee, only when Breen talks we can understand, with Wiseau captions are necessary.
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 6 жыл бұрын
Why does she sound like she's horny all the time ? Who thought having her sound like that was a good idea ?
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын
The Shady Reviewer At least she's not in a D'Souza movie...
@Shades14
@Shades14 6 жыл бұрын
French Paul, Breen probably told her to speak like that. He's kind of a creep.
@dragonempress8367
@dragonempress8367 6 жыл бұрын
He also probably litterally wanted to screw her. *Shivers*
@mathiasstaggers3835
@mathiasstaggers3835 Жыл бұрын
Little fun fact. The actor who plays Jim appears in Pawn Stars S1 E2, where he buys a Rolex from Corey
@bobthebear1246
@bobthebear1246 3 ай бұрын
And his acting was probably better in it too.
@ScroggsOVision
@ScroggsOVision 6 жыл бұрын
So before it's taken down, let me just say, for some reason, out of all the insanity in this film, Breen saying "Why did you commit suicide?" to a dead body like he's mildly irritated sticks out to me.
@DozingGreen-fz6rg
@DozingGreen-fz6rg Жыл бұрын
Before what's taken down
@daisydaze2886
@daisydaze2886 6 жыл бұрын
I swear Neil Breen just takes all of his fever dreams and turns them into movies
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
Wish-fulfillment fantasy.
@LaNoLaCola
@LaNoLaCola 6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen and Will it fit together? Now that’s a fateful finding.
@MsTokyoBlue
@MsTokyoBlue 6 жыл бұрын
Mayhaps even a Fateful Fitting!
@Greendalewitch
@Greendalewitch 6 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 Do you guys think this movie was a fateful finding for our beloved Snob?
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 I can't believe you fit it in there. I can't. I just can't believe you fit it in there. *3 weeks later* I just can't believe he fit it in there
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 6 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 they are here... Now.
@quinnzykir
@quinnzykir 6 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling less stable
@janderson1008
@janderson1008 6 жыл бұрын
How could he feel any "less" stable, did he not watch any of his other movies?!
@Pandalka
@Pandalka 4 жыл бұрын
I need this on a T-shirt
@jonaha.k.ashazam2535
@jonaha.k.ashazam2535 4 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to walk down the stairs*
@geraldkenneth119
@geraldkenneth119 2 жыл бұрын
“Cheating, lying, hypocrisy” Yeah, Neil, I’m pretty sure none of those are secrets
@enlightenednormie242
@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын
Who's gonna tell Neil that!?😂😂
@Perceptionreflection
@Perceptionreflection 6 жыл бұрын
I can give you one sentence to describe why this movie is considered his best: "Today I resign as president of The Bank." It's just so much Breenius!
@ouzer
@ouzer 6 жыл бұрын
He hates these computers. Stay away from the computers!
@gyromurphy
@gyromurphy 6 жыл бұрын
ouzer ... And remember, the Lord loves a working man. ...Lord loves a working man. ...And son, don’t never, ever trust whitey. ...Don’t trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey.
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 6 жыл бұрын
perfection.
@ThePropaneSalesman
@ThePropaneSalesman 3 жыл бұрын
2 years and I finally got this reference.
@michaelbarker3591
@michaelbarker3591 6 жыл бұрын
"Damn, twins!" Always makes me laugh.
@SirChubbyBunny
@SirChubbyBunny 6 жыл бұрын
OwO
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 5 жыл бұрын
I get her first! (pulls out gun, shoots Michael Barker in wrist)
@Pandalka
@Pandalka 4 жыл бұрын
I thought "Damn, twins!" when I saw Twisted Pair trailer
@Alucard-A-La-Carte
@Alucard-A-La-Carte 6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen seems like someone who is ACTUALLY unstable. And he funnels that madness into movies that we get to enjoy reviews of.
@charlesramosjr.1904
@charlesramosjr.1904 2 жыл бұрын
I met him yesterday in Las Vegas and I'm going to play a super cool role in his 6th film which begins shooting very soon. I am nobody's fool and Neither is Mr. Breen. He kind of reminds me of Elon Musk. Not everyone functions on the same wavelength but we work wonderfully in harmony.
@artbargra
@artbargra 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesramosjr.1904 Hi Neil! How's it going?
@laurafreedlund2899
@laurafreedlund2899 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesramosjr.1904 ok dude lol
@melissaroszkowski8911
@melissaroszkowski8911 2 ай бұрын
I've been rewatching a great deal of these videos in the last several days. It changes nothing, but let's me know I'm not alone.
@Thanakil
@Thanakil 6 жыл бұрын
The new season of Twin Peaks is so confusing.
@carybeweary7209
@carybeweary7209 5 жыл бұрын
Neil breen is actually judy. Cooper will never find him in awful movies.
@aswiftshift5229
@aswiftshift5229 4 жыл бұрын
Twin breens
@YoshisUncle
@YoshisUncle 6 жыл бұрын
Breen waiting for this review for Neilly forever
@nigelthornberry3568
@nigelthornberry3568 3 жыл бұрын
5:10 Dr. Blonde is far and away the best actress in the entire Breeniverse
@danielmankowski922
@danielmankowski922 6 жыл бұрын
Brad you are a real Human Breen ......and a Neil Hero!!!
@KatieCatWalker
@KatieCatWalker 6 жыл бұрын
my favorite song from my favorite soundtrack from my favorite movie with better use of non speaking scenes and pace.
@GabyGeorge1996
@GabyGeorge1996 2 жыл бұрын
The world loves you too, as a person, as a Neil Breen.
@ngchloe4877
@ngchloe4877 6 жыл бұрын
You see, the second couple was there to humanize Dylan, the book in the dark space was representative of the truth with Dylan being naked representing purity and enlightment. The skull watching him was representative of the evil watching him, his therapist was an angel leading him towards good, the car that hit him in the beginning was actually a hit on Dylan and he left the hospital to avoid another hit on his life, his first wife was actually being given drugs as insentive to spy on Dylan, the person in the black shoes was the devil, and all of the scenes of him changing mushrooms or looking into mirrors were signs of his supernatural enlightenment powers
@HereComesPopoBawa
@HereComesPopoBawa 6 жыл бұрын
We have a thread winner!
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 7 ай бұрын
Only someone like Neil would be so knowledgeable about where to look for the truth. "Fate guides your steps" as the old saying goes; Neil's destiny never changes: wherever there's corruption to uncover, he'll be there. 😅😅
@travelerluke5748
@travelerluke5748 6 жыл бұрын
That fake drunk was the stuff of legend.
@SirChubbyBunny
@SirChubbyBunny 6 жыл бұрын
More win pls xP
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 7 ай бұрын
Not as legendary as the board members in "Twisted Pair 😅😂 "Programmable virtual reality, programmable DNA, programmable matter. This is very serious!" Neil taught them well.
@firefly4f4
@firefly4f4 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm announcing in public that I've been breaking the law by breaking into computer systems!" *CLAPCLAPCLAP* I'm going to guess that sound was the police slapping the cuffs on him, right?
@Takeshi357
@Takeshi357 6 жыл бұрын
Breen might not be the City 17 administrator we deserve. but he is the City 17 administrator we need.
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 Жыл бұрын
Where’s the crowbar?
@ITSMeatMan
@ITSMeatMan 6 жыл бұрын
This man is the only real human breening
@Hoss_Delgado977
@Hoss_Delgado977 6 жыл бұрын
"Will It Fit" is my favorite running joke ever
@steveharvey2102
@steveharvey2102 6 жыл бұрын
"Jail"
@TheDarkMessiah
@TheDarkMessiah 6 жыл бұрын
22:10 That girl's obvious discomfort of being this close to Breen is all of the women in these movies.
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 6 жыл бұрын
And that's not even her most uncomfortable scene. At 14:18-14:24, she's like, "Please get me away from this weirdo."
@ferzum7290
@ferzum7290 6 жыл бұрын
Neil breen is either a genius or an outter god, no matter what we lose
@laurafreedlund2899
@laurafreedlund2899 2 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN YOU NYARLATHOTEP YOU GOT US AGAIN!
@benjaminwheeler7055
@benjaminwheeler7055 3 жыл бұрын
Breen- "I have information. It's very true information and I have seen this information and shall provide no further information on this information." Everyone else- "Whelp, guess I'll die."
@sleepykittyH
@sleepykittyH 2 жыл бұрын
"This information can be described in a single word. Aschedelphashcshbshampshemela"
@KMmouse20
@KMmouse20 6 жыл бұрын
I just won this movie in a mystery tournament competition. I'm glad I watched this review before it arrived. Now I know I'm using it as a drink's coaster :D
@DJJ680
@DJJ680 6 жыл бұрын
I just wanna remind everyone that I am here...now. I don’t wanna have to double down on my positions like this but I will say my fateful findings state that Neil Breen is a true master of filmmaking.
@KeyBladeMaster-Dan
@KeyBladeMaster-Dan 6 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me just gonna Pass Thru
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 7 ай бұрын
You guys are quite a twisted pair you know.
@jagger2313
@jagger2313 6 жыл бұрын
Watching this now so i don’t miss it like the Hilary’s America review that got taken down. Still kicking myself about missing that one >.
@EssexAggiegrad2011
@EssexAggiegrad2011 6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@megamage911
@megamage911 6 жыл бұрын
Same :(
@pinkdebugger
@pinkdebugger 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if we're gonna ever see it. Maybe Brad will be able to post somewhere else?
@jagger2313
@jagger2313 6 жыл бұрын
pinkdebugger hopefully! Still I don’t mind waiting. However long it takes I’m certain it’ll be worth the wait. I’m sure Brad is really busy with a lot of stuff so I never mind waiting
@Greendalewitch
@Greendalewitch 6 жыл бұрын
jagger2313 Wait? It was taken down? Wut?
@lordshnissugah
@lordshnissugah 6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen, still fighting bravely for his vague goal!
@LittleMissLounge
@LittleMissLounge 6 жыл бұрын
Cat on a Medium-Temperature Carpeted Floor.
@whenthemusicsover6028
@whenthemusicsover6028 6 жыл бұрын
Cemeteries have better plots than this film.
@KingRandor82
@KingRandor82 6 жыл бұрын
better writing, directing, editing, performing....
@magusperde365
@magusperde365 6 жыл бұрын
My best friend is in one !! So yes
@Robkinggozer
@Robkinggozer 6 жыл бұрын
That's breenist man.
@FrankNFurter1000
@FrankNFurter1000 6 жыл бұрын
I just spat coffee on myself. Although thankfully, not on my laptop.
@starless1444
@starless1444 6 жыл бұрын
😂
@michaelbarker3591
@michaelbarker3591 6 жыл бұрын
Why is Neil Breen always "almost" shows the actresses breast? Is it supposed to be exciting? Edgy? Distraction from lack of acting talent? All of the above?
@michaelbarker3591
@michaelbarker3591 6 жыл бұрын
Only if I can use the "Allen Smithe" name.
@cocolime6496
@cocolime6496 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Barker how dare you sir! Neil Breen is a PROFESSIONAL!
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 6 жыл бұрын
winelover There are multiple nude scenes in this film... so apparently the answer is yes
@KatzenJou
@KatzenJou 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Barker My guess is that most actresses demand more money for nipple-exposure. Cheaper for Neil to just ALMOST show the nipples, and easier to find people willing to do his terrible movies.
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын
vsGoliath the naked woman is his wife, btw He hires porn actresses for females with lesser roles. Not joking, every woman that isn't his wife in the movies ,is a porn actress
@GrubbJunker
@GrubbJunker 6 жыл бұрын
Whoa. Breen? Now that's quality.
@planescaped
@planescaped 6 жыл бұрын
This movie is legitimately painful... but also magic.
@fanboyhex1555
@fanboyhex1555 3 жыл бұрын
i laughed uncontrollably at the snobs comment at 13:00 🤣... that expression, priceless! 🤣
@LaNoLaCola
@LaNoLaCola 6 жыл бұрын
Only fateful findings can come from a Breenius. And oh god his latest movie looks so... wow.
@taylorscurlock9136
@taylorscurlock9136 6 жыл бұрын
AnonJl1 Twisted Pair looks like it could be his magnum opus!
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 6 жыл бұрын
A stable Breenius at that.
@TheBonkleFox
@TheBonkleFox 6 жыл бұрын
we've moved past breaking laptops now. now we're breaking virtual universes.
@The_gaming_archaeologist
@The_gaming_archaeologist 6 жыл бұрын
It looks like he's made improvements...like adding a muzzle flash to the guns. It looks crap, but atleast it's there.
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 6 жыл бұрын
He knows the secret recipe for the Colonel's fried chicken? Well, that would explain the title _Double Down._ Can't wait for his film _Mashed Potato Bowl._
@ghostofabulletproducciones5748
@ghostofabulletproducciones5748 6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen not only makes the same movie over and over again, but also makes the same movie poster over and over again.
@Ukiby3000
@Ukiby3000 Жыл бұрын
For all of Breen's faults, I can't say I don't love how genuine he feels in his movies. Like, I dunno, most people just turn meta or make a joke out of themselves. Neil just does whatever the fuck he wants and honestly, commendable in this day and age.
@heathercalun4919
@heathercalun4919 6 жыл бұрын
11:50 Nothing could be further from the truth. We are born bald, screaming, and covered in blood. That's the most interesting anyone can ever hope to be in life... Unless you're Brad Jones; then it's called Tuesday.
@DasKame
@DasKame 6 жыл бұрын
6:54 "Where my Pills?"" ...is that SUPPOSE to be in the Movie or was the Camera just on between Scenes ???
@FelisTerras
@FelisTerras 6 жыл бұрын
Either. Both. I guess.
@hellseeker5012
@hellseeker5012 5 жыл бұрын
Haha im sure it is off cameras
@starsiegeplayer
@starsiegeplayer 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you reviewed this movie. I can not believe you reviewed this movie. How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?
@p1nkelephants
@p1nkelephants 6 жыл бұрын
No one talks like a human in a Neil Breen movie.
@dx1450
@dx1450 6 жыл бұрын
11:33 "Come to bed." What, when it's frickin 12 noon? Sunlight would be pouring in if those blinds weren't closed.
@smjaiteh
@smjaiteh 6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite movie ever made. It somehow beat Children of Men, The Godfather and Casablanca.
@lauraminet6259
@lauraminet6259 5 жыл бұрын
"Thanks, polite Jack Torrence" XD Great review!
@cameronpearce5943
@cameronpearce5943 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no, he's being applauded by the trees from The Happening
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 3 жыл бұрын
That could explain the people randomly killing themselves.
@Headbanger142
@Headbanger142 6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen must have watched the Snob's review and threw his laptops down in anger.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын
Headbanger142 And I'm pretty sure many people did the same... when Brad's Hillary's America review got taken down...
@willawere
@willawere 6 жыл бұрын
Snob, you're never going to get over that explosion scene from 1983 Independence Day, are you? ... Me neither.
@rsilkw2
@rsilkw2 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the lap tops and the rubber tarantula from “ I am here .... now” will show up in a Neil Breen spin off film. That be cinematic gold.
@_The_Worst_
@_The_Worst_ 2 жыл бұрын
I bought a bunch of Blu-Ray movies today at Disc-Replay and I was sitting in my bed cleaning the cases and peeling the stickers off of them, because I love and cherish my lovely collection...❤️💿💯✔️
@ElectroNukeMods
@ElectroNukeMods 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing quite like the Breen Man, is there?
@jhoughjr1
@jhoughjr1 6 жыл бұрын
Why do I wan to see Breen get beat up by Pierre Kirby?
@ElectroNukeMods
@ElectroNukeMods 6 жыл бұрын
Because there’s no way of telling who would win?
@russellharper164
@russellharper164 6 жыл бұрын
I randomly decided to watch your other Neil Breen episodes on Saturday and then it just so happens you post this one today. I love you Snob.
@heidifedor
@heidifedor 6 жыл бұрын
A Pennsylvania State Treasurer, R. Budd Dwyer, actually did shoot himself live on TV back in 1987.
@garyhall7867
@garyhall7867 4 жыл бұрын
You can find it around if you want to see it
@heidifedor
@heidifedor 4 жыл бұрын
@@garyhall7867 i know, I don’t want to see it.
@garyhall7867
@garyhall7867 4 жыл бұрын
@@heidifedor what would be worse to see: the guy shooting himself, or Neil Breen's balls when he is floating facedown in the pool?
@chrisdooley6468
@chrisdooley6468 3 жыл бұрын
@@garyhall7867 oh shit hands down his nuts 🥜
@dunes8817
@dunes8817 6 жыл бұрын
I love how little effort he took in making the flashback sequence look like it actually took place in the past.
@DozingGreen-fz6rg
@DozingGreen-fz6rg Жыл бұрын
There was a flash back sequence!?!?
@johnt.campbell316
@johnt.campbell316 6 жыл бұрын
""Where are my pills?"" ""I don't need these." - Dylan Neil, umm... That may be your problem. If a doctor tells you to take a medication, you _probably_ should be taking it. I think he does this in his *real life.* He ignores his doctor's suggested medications. That's why we have Neil's movies. He's *clearly* paranoid about government officials and believes ""bad people"" should be ""punished."" The problem with that is, he's not clear on what makes a person ""bad,"" or what they've done to deserve to be punished. I think he possibly has undiagnosed, or more likely, _ignored_ mental issues. If you don't trust your doctor's judgement or think he's not really there to help you, you may have a similar problem. Once you've gone to school for 8 years and have the same training as a doctor, then you may have a point.
@PaceBreaker
@PaceBreaker 6 жыл бұрын
Ever since Allison reviewed this (and introduced me to the works of Neil Breen) I've wondered if you'd review Fateful Findings at some point...and then you started from the beginning and I knew it would be one hell of a trip! Was worth waiting for!
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын
It's here.... *now*
@TheGhostbusterfan
@TheGhostbusterfan 6 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel that my stories has unnatural dialouge. I watch a review of a Niel Breen film.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
Let Breen inspire you!
@ErikZarins
@ErikZarins 5 жыл бұрын
Neil Greem: “it’s a crutch, get off the pills, strengthen your life out” Me: *...YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!*
@lnfreeman
@lnfreeman 4 жыл бұрын
I think Fateful Findings is most ubiquitous because it's the one YMS fully reviewed , and he sort of opened the floodgates on Breen. That, or because it has the most coherent, closest to traditional plot structure of the five. So people can kind of get into it more.
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 Жыл бұрын
I don't know, I think Double Down made more sense. DD's my favorite Neil Breen film actually, but Fateful Findings is second on my list.
@davidbauler3159
@davidbauler3159 6 жыл бұрын
The world is divided between people that have seen Neil Breen films, and those people that don't know who Breen is.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
I just barely discovered him like a month or two ago, and I LOVE terrible movies!
@rebelyell1983x
@rebelyell1983x 6 жыл бұрын
Wishing this review was in 1080p or 4K to capture Neil's Genius!! :)
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you suffered a stroke while watching a Breen movie, you wouldn't notice a difference.
@princesstamika
@princesstamika 6 жыл бұрын
"am i having a stroke?" is how i felt watching this movie.
@SirChubbyBunny
@SirChubbyBunny 6 жыл бұрын
My basement is flooded and I feel like I'm dying, but at least Brad uploaded today! :)
@ZombieDragQueen
@ZombieDragQueen 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm feeling less stable". Well that's what you get for quitting your medication cold turkey. Also, I think IBM might be the purveyors of those laptops. "Hey, Neil, yeah we got some laptops that don't work. Do you want them to include them in your movies? No, they're for free, we'd rather you not mention where you got them from. No close-ups of the brand, model etc. So it's a go? Then we'll send them to you by the end of the week."
@hellseeker5012
@hellseeker5012 5 жыл бұрын
Another brilliant review of a true masterpiece ty and ty Breen for being godlike
@sadmeat8937
@sadmeat8937 6 жыл бұрын
*THE CINEMA BREEN* see also *THE BREENIMA SNOB*
@Blue_Jay_97
@Blue_Jay_97 6 жыл бұрын
Nina Lan The Breenema Snob
@sadmeat8937
@sadmeat8937 6 жыл бұрын
Oh damn that ones much better.
@Thornspyre81
@Thornspyre81 7 ай бұрын
I love how the kids were enamored with a mushroom, yet 2 seconds prior they walked right past a huge GODAMN RAM SKULL.
@Parasiteve
@Parasiteve 4 жыл бұрын
fateful findings is my favorite of his movies. imo its the funniest. i laughed so hard i peed a little when the dude dies and neil breens reaction to it. then the ending. oh my god that ending. best ending to a movie ever. PERIOD.
@valiantskyeknightshunsui7833
@valiantskyeknightshunsui7833 6 жыл бұрын
All the charm and charisma of "The Time Machine I Found at a Yard Sale."
@Jakek200
@Jakek200 2 жыл бұрын
This movie must be set in the distant future since apparently when Neil was a child the 2003 Lexus RX350 was out. That explains everything...
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, seeing such a recent car in the past bugged. I thought it was more recent than 2003 though.
@CyanideSublime
@CyanideSublime 2 жыл бұрын
Cinema Snob needs a poster of Fateful Findings on the wall behind him.
@futureprimitivepast3044
@futureprimitivepast3044 2 жыл бұрын
All laptops were harmed during the making of this “movie”.
@hanshotfirst2363
@hanshotfirst2363 6 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I just rewatched the Double Down and I Am Here... Now! reviews! YAS!
@ShadowWing7439
@ShadowWing7439 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I'd never thought I'd see acting more stilted than in Birdemic!
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 7 ай бұрын
That's from working with an A.I. such as Neil; they're as hard to read as they come, and Neil is from the far future. He's an enigma, even by A.I. standards.
@MissAshley42
@MissAshley42 6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't breen the color Heffer made on Rocko by mixing all the paint together?
@StonerWaifu
@StonerWaifu 6 жыл бұрын
"Looks like some kinda brown/green." "We'll call it 'Breen'!"
@ericad8616
@ericad8616 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing that kid's ungainly wave when his little girlfriend drives away, I can picture Neil Breen's direction: "OK, son when your she starts to drive off, give her a big wave!" -The kid waves. Breen: "No bigger!" The kid waves harder.. Breen:."No.. BIGGER!"...kid waves more frantically. Breen: "No, no, I didn't say faster, I said BIGGER. Here, let me show you how it's done." Breen steps in front of the camera frantically waving his arms like a shipwreck survivor trying to flag down a rescue helicopter in the middle of the ocean: "Now that's how you wave goodbye!"
@enlightenednormie242
@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын
"Ungainly", neat word!
@tvbroken26
@tvbroken26 11 ай бұрын
This might be one of my favorite Cinema Snob episodes.
@Quibblet
@Quibblet 10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't mind seeing Brad hate-watching films, especially ones I couldn't stand.
@Valdagast
@Valdagast 6 жыл бұрын
He's Terence Malick crossed with James Nguyen.
@JadziaCheshire
@JadziaCheshire 3 жыл бұрын
9:20 "he stopped taking his meds." ...because I'm taking them all. lol
@mannyichi
@mannyichi 6 жыл бұрын
Saw the notification and went “uh oh” lol
@nyxarhea
@nyxarhea 6 жыл бұрын
YEEESSS!!! So glad to see this review!!! Thank you so much!!
@grvonny
@grvonny 6 жыл бұрын
can Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen make a movie together please!! Can we make this a thing! Someone start a hashtag!!
@bjam89
@bjam89 6 жыл бұрын
grvonny too much ego between the pair i am guessing
@grvonny
@grvonny 6 жыл бұрын
bjam89 oh god, This is true! Maybe we can get Spielberg to direct it. Hahaha! That would be hilarious!
@StormDatIsApproaching
@StormDatIsApproaching 6 жыл бұрын
grvonny Neil Breen is way too obsessed with the gov and how evil society is. A chill guy like Tommy wouldn't handle his Alex Jones-iness
@FelisTerras
@FelisTerras 6 жыл бұрын
Honey, Tommy Wiseau still got standards, y' know
@TanukiOkiyo
@TanukiOkiyo 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no way! The earth will implode and horses will each each other!
@kylehuckins213
@kylehuckins213 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching this so we don't have to. It was brave of you to take this bullet for us Snob.
@MadMagicianKaros
@MadMagicianKaros 6 жыл бұрын
Oxygen on top the bandage?! Boy I really hope Neil Breen got fired for that blunder.
@nigelthornberry3568
@nigelthornberry3568 3 жыл бұрын
According to the Fateful Findings IMBD trivia page: "During production of Fateful Findings, filming was briefly halted when Neil Breen accidentally fired himself while mistakenly looking in a mirror."
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