Double Down - The Cinema Snob

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@David_Axelord
@David_Axelord 7 жыл бұрын
Double down is a fascinating case study of the neurological deterioration associated with chronic mercury poisoning from seafood, in this case tuna.
@hellseeker5012
@hellseeker5012 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@fitzpatrickalanna
@fitzpatrickalanna 4 жыл бұрын
Yessssss 🔥🔥👍🏼
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 4 жыл бұрын
Add in a little bit of Fukushima radiation and toy are gold!
@TheLiveMusicGroup
@TheLiveMusicGroup 3 жыл бұрын
ah i get it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 2 жыл бұрын
"Stunning desperation!"
@TheBibleReloaded
@TheBibleReloaded 7 жыл бұрын
Oh man, if we can get Neil Breen movies on the same level of public awareness as The Room I'd be so happy.
@StonedGremlinProductions
@StonedGremlinProductions 7 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@kuyarickkelley4719
@kuyarickkelley4719 7 жыл бұрын
Breen needs to direct a movie starring Tommy Wiseau. Or vice versa. But I dont think the world is quite ready
@royal9743
@royal9743 7 жыл бұрын
I want a crossover with the creepy "bash muslims"-guy and the Quran reloaded!
@russellhunter363
@russellhunter363 7 жыл бұрын
Breen and Wiseau should direct and star in a film together.
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 7 жыл бұрын
If Claudio Fragasso ever gets to make a sequel to Troll 2, it should star Neil Breen as the bad guy.
@unj
@unj 7 жыл бұрын
I talked to Breen after a screening of one of his films. I asked how much was edited out after filming , he said nothing was edited out. Hoo boy!
@elitebuster2012
@elitebuster2012 7 жыл бұрын
unj that's about as surprising as finding out water is wet.
@thepickles8833
@thepickles8833 7 жыл бұрын
I'm more surprised he actually Heard you.
@SirChubbyBunny
@SirChubbyBunny 6 жыл бұрын
You can't edit perfection.
@javierrico1996
@javierrico1996 6 жыл бұрын
unj It really, _really_ should have been.
@DrakeDarkHunter
@DrakeDarkHunter 5 жыл бұрын
That makes waaaaaaaaay too much sense.
@charliedawson4877
@charliedawson4877 6 жыл бұрын
A remake of this movie could unironically be great. Imagine, at the end they reveal there was is no conspiracy. His wife just died , the weird force field thing doesn't work and there was no terrorist plot.
@isenokami7810
@isenokami7810 Жыл бұрын
Not sure about that last one, in the best way possible. I’m trying to stop an imaginary terrorist threat, Neil Breen BECOMES the terrorist threat.
@1Hol1Tiger
@1Hol1Tiger 5 ай бұрын
I saw a tribute film that captured the tone of this but it made more sense
@joshallen128
@joshallen128 2 ай бұрын
What was it​@@1Hol1Tiger
@AnimeNPC.
@AnimeNPC. 7 жыл бұрын
Double Down is a movie. Is it good? No, competent? No, well paced ? No, well acted ? No, but it's definitely a movie.
@geoffreysorkin5774
@geoffreysorkin5774 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not convinced.
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover 5 жыл бұрын
No
@richardball5843
@richardball5843 2 жыл бұрын
You could say it’s one of the movies of all time.
@Mangaka-ml6xo
@Mangaka-ml6xo Жыл бұрын
@@richardball5843 ...The winner!
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Жыл бұрын
Bullfuck. It's THE movie. The majesty of film as an art form, miraculously put into one single movie. Amazing.
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 7 жыл бұрын
_"It's like Holden Caulfield wrote it after a traumatic brain injury."_ - Rich Evans on Double Down.
@winterlarsime9938
@winterlarsime9938 7 жыл бұрын
You just can't understand his Breenius
@Ginxcs
@Ginxcs 7 жыл бұрын
That genuinely made me laugh, thank you for that.
@winterlarsime9938
@winterlarsime9938 7 жыл бұрын
Brandon Roberts his Godly Beauty is beyond mortal comphrension
@hectorramirez6658
@hectorramirez6658 7 жыл бұрын
Please fill me in on what I missed. What exactly is "comphrension" ?
@Nestalgba92023
@Nestalgba92023 5 жыл бұрын
*Breeilliance ?
@JayKayEllEmm
@JayKayEllEmm 5 жыл бұрын
Winter Larsimé His movies are like the perfect 3 Breen salad.
@DoubleOhSeven68
@DoubleOhSeven68 7 жыл бұрын
It took about 8 minutes and 47 seconds for me to realize that what I am watching is real.
@oversleep9920
@oversleep9920 6 жыл бұрын
Oof
@j-ski308
@j-ski308 5 жыл бұрын
Yes someone in real life made this into a movie.
@erikdaniels0n
@erikdaniels0n 7 жыл бұрын
The acting in this makes "I did not hit her, I did naht. Oh hai Mark" seem Oscar worthy
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe 7 жыл бұрын
Erik Danielson look up the suicide scene from "Fateful Findings", another one of Breen's movies. That's the Breen universe's equivalent to the "I did not hit her" scene.
@hotdog5178
@hotdog5178 7 жыл бұрын
I came here to say what Harris has already said. Good man, Harris.
@javierrico1996
@javierrico1996 6 жыл бұрын
At least Wiseau acted. Breen's more wooden than a tree, and that should be impossible.
@gamegirl313
@gamegirl313 6 жыл бұрын
Javier Rico “At least Wiseau acted.” Did he? Did he really? 🤨🧐🤔
@cissyiniguez
@cissyiniguez 6 жыл бұрын
@@gamegirl313 Wiseau can act more like a human being that has had human interaction than Breen does.
@dunes8817
@dunes8817 7 жыл бұрын
It must be Breen to be believed.
@DasKame
@DasKame 7 жыл бұрын
BREENWHACKED!
@johannd.4856
@johannd.4856 7 жыл бұрын
breen there done that
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 7 жыл бұрын
I've Breen everywhere, man.
@WayneMoyer
@WayneMoyer 7 жыл бұрын
Breen on a horse with no name.
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 7 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, he's hacking the man Government secrets for all to see Eating all of the tuna that he can Who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just Breen.
@JeepFanXJ
@JeepFanXJ 4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed that Breen credited himself with catering this mess? Beer and tuna for everyone!
@dragonkeeper19600
@dragonkeeper19600 7 жыл бұрын
Crow T. Robot: "It's economical not to have a storyline because then you can just film people saying stuff!"
@Ayden_B
@Ayden_B 4 жыл бұрын
Also Crow T. Robot: “There is no margin for error; There is margin for shame however”
@robinhoodwasasocialist.1401
@robinhoodwasasocialist.1401 4 жыл бұрын
😁👉 yes...yes.
@alexdionisos
@alexdionisos 4 жыл бұрын
I would kill to see MST3K riff Breen's movies
@sheepheadsez2229
@sheepheadsez2229 3 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh! You're revealing all of Neil's secrets.
@doraleibu1989
@doraleibu1989 6 ай бұрын
Haha!! So true! Kinda like “Zen filmmaking” if you will
@bigdummy5012
@bigdummy5012 7 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Snob, Neil loves you. As a person. As a human Breen.
@bradharrah3339
@bradharrah3339 3 жыл бұрын
Movie concept: "Breen and Not Heard", costarring Steven Segal, for some reason....
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradharrah3339 When God complexes collide.
@JackDManheim
@JackDManheim 2 жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis8943 that’s a brilliant tag line
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 2 ай бұрын
​and if they can't work together, just go Godfrey Ho and splice scenes involving Steven Seagal into the Neil Breen movie (or vice versa). Heck, dubbing over Seagal's footage would be in continuity with his more recent stuff where he was dubbed over by someone else. 😂
@fatimagic1365
@fatimagic1365 7 жыл бұрын
7:02 *girlfriend is literally murdered in front of him* neil breen: *looks mildly annoyed* oh jeez
@princesstamika
@princesstamika 6 жыл бұрын
friend commits suicide neil breen: i cannot believe you committed suicide. he didn't even look annoyed but he said it like the dog just pee'd on the carpet.
@tyrstark8673
@tyrstark8673 6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen: Oh man. Oh jeez Rick...
@babypurplebat2610
@babypurplebat2610 6 жыл бұрын
@@princesstamika ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this!!!
@TheEmbessyNetwork
@TheEmbessyNetwork 5 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!! Wait....wrong crazy person...
@PenguinDT
@PenguinDT 7 жыл бұрын
That "Stunning desperation" quote gets me every time, no matter how many times I see it.
@OrangeElixir
@OrangeElixir 5 жыл бұрын
The "Coming in second in a power bottom competition" does that for me.
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 7 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen has a striking resemblance to Butthead from _Beavis & Butthead._ I can't be the only one who sees this.
@christystaude4395
@christystaude4395 7 жыл бұрын
JanetFunkYeah haha!
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 7 жыл бұрын
I swear, this guy is like.. what if Butthead was real and middle-aged.. I first noticed the resemblance when Allison reviewed another of Breen's movies in her show _Movie Nights._
@zmajodnocaja5088
@zmajodnocaja5088 4 жыл бұрын
Breen may be an idiot, but at Ieast he beIieves in something. Cyniscism is worse than any idiocy Beeen can come up with.
@millhousemillard2140
@millhousemillard2140 3 жыл бұрын
@@zmajodnocaja5088 hush it
@pinkdebugger
@pinkdebugger 7 жыл бұрын
I was waiting my whole life for Brad to finally review something by the Breenius.
@mangoofdoom1510
@mangoofdoom1510 7 жыл бұрын
pinkdebugger My first words, right out of the womb, were "I can't wait until The Cinema Snob reviews a Neil Breen movie!"
@biggigcomic9279
@biggigcomic9279 7 жыл бұрын
pinkdebugger I almost got a heart attack when I saw this. I was just watching Fateful Findings the other day
@tophers3756
@tophers3756 7 жыл бұрын
You poor soul. Are you ok?
@SinistarsHunger
@SinistarsHunger 7 жыл бұрын
A few of his friends have, so i guess he had just never gotten around to it, but ive definitely wanted this for a while.
@biggigcomic9279
@biggigcomic9279 7 жыл бұрын
Topher S No. I didn't survive, unfortunately.
@Masterge77
@Masterge77 7 жыл бұрын
The summary says the movie is about a computer hacker who seeks to expose government secrets and thwart a terrorist attack in Las Vegas. This alone makes it sound like a 2000's action movie with lots of car chases, explosions and hot chicks, but instead we get a guy with a laptop fetish who can cure a girl's cancer like he was Jesus, and a very confusing plot with acting more wooden than the Star Wars prequels.
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe 7 жыл бұрын
Masterge77 in one of his other movies, Neil Breen LITERALLY plays Jesus. Techno-Jesus, technically. Basically it's Jesus but with computer parts taped to his wrists.
@xen0bia
@xen0bia 7 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen always casts himself as a superior being of some sort. God forbid he plays a regular guy... - Double Down: Super-human hacker that can talk to the dead and cure cancer. - I Am Here.... Now: Literally alien techno Jesus - Fateful Findings: Guy with a magic rock that gives him super powers somehow. He puts an end to corruption worldwide by exposing... something... causing the culprits to commit suicide en masse, just like that... - Pass Thru: Highly advanced being from the future here to cleanse humanity of "bad" people. Do you happen to be a honest banker? Too bad, you're dead now!
@googletranslator9978
@googletranslator9978 5 жыл бұрын
Original star wars acting was atrocious.
@joemomma3648
@joemomma3648 7 жыл бұрын
Cinema Snob plus Neil Breen? A match made in heaven. By which I mean Neil's house since he is Space Jesus.
@AwfulWaffle8474
@AwfulWaffle8474 7 жыл бұрын
"guys, we're not watching a bad movie, we're watching a Neil Breen" movie -Max Landis
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 6 жыл бұрын
westben2000 "Talk about his ballsack!" -Mike "the Hack" Stoklasa
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 5 жыл бұрын
Speaking of assholes
@Briansgate
@Briansgate 7 жыл бұрын
"as he continues to make love to his bleeding car...." Just add that to the list of sentences I never thought needed to exist.
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 7 жыл бұрын
HE HAS ALL THE MEDALS HE'S THE BEST AT STUFF THAT'S EVER BEEN
@aquabreeze7612
@aquabreeze7612 7 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen is like if Fox Mulder directed movies instead of working at the FBI... with none of the likability of Fox Mulder.
@perwer-oz6rl
@perwer-oz6rl 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@GasmaskAvenger
@GasmaskAvenger 7 жыл бұрын
Nah, this is like if Event Series Mulder made a movie. A movie made by Prime Mulder probably would've been something akin to Xtro.
@aquabreeze7612
@aquabreeze7612 7 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? Event Series Mulder would probably involve more right-wing talk show hosts. And shrooms. And Islamophobia. ...wait, no, I'm thinking of Chris Carter.
@SAM-ru4vx
@SAM-ru4vx 7 жыл бұрын
this is like if kirk cameron was into conspiracies instead of religion.
@thepickles8833
@thepickles8833 7 жыл бұрын
well... Fox Mulder DID read softcore porn to his dog in "Red Shoe Diaries"
@BlueLizardKing
@BlueLizardKing 7 жыл бұрын
The twist ending is that he just had mercury poisoning the whole time and he hallucinated the whole thing.
@megatron6713
@megatron6713 3 жыл бұрын
Wait......w-what whole thing??? That would imply some sequence of events took place and even after watching this several times I STILL can't say with confidence that thats indeed the case.......
@iconovast
@iconovast 7 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen seems like the kind of guy who would ACTUALLY live out of his car.
@Mightymajin
@Mightymajin Жыл бұрын
And eat tuna out of the can
@Ginxcs
@Ginxcs 7 жыл бұрын
That "DAM" bit almost killed me, no idea why but it was pure magic.
@harrisonmckinney7659
@harrisonmckinney7659 7 жыл бұрын
2005!?!? This could be 1985.
@justinpipes85
@justinpipes85 7 жыл бұрын
Harrison McKinney I could have believed it was eightyfive if it wasn't for the tech.
@trentnunyabiz6204
@trentnunyabiz6204 7 жыл бұрын
Harrison McKinney More like 1975, it does however makes the movie look better than if it had the quality of birdemic
@JayKayEllEmm
@JayKayEllEmm 5 жыл бұрын
Harrison McKinney Because if it were 1985, it would be 50 years ahead of its time instead of 30. This movie is a work of pure and unadulterated BREEN-ius.
@TheLiveMusicGroup
@TheLiveMusicGroup 3 жыл бұрын
or an Ed Wood flick from 1955...
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 6 жыл бұрын
I firmly believe that Neil Breen writes his own IMDB because those plot summaries are necessary to follow his movies
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Жыл бұрын
Yes but for that to happen, Breen would need to understand his own movie! I'm not even sure of that yet...
@nicolederhone7847
@nicolederhone7847 4 жыл бұрын
"These awards say bravery, but the vest says- these medals are for coming in 2nd in a power bottom contest." This. Lines likes this are why I love these videos.
@nicholasmorgan7609
@nicholasmorgan7609 7 жыл бұрын
A real human breen
@theblocksays
@theblocksays 7 жыл бұрын
It's not easy being Breen!
@ill232
@ill232 7 жыл бұрын
and a real hero
@FuugaNatsu
@FuugaNatsu 7 жыл бұрын
... given what these people apparently think natural dialogue sounds like... I'm not sure they're human.
@theponydalek7923
@theponydalek7923 7 жыл бұрын
Breenliever
@rickardedman8836
@rickardedman8836 6 жыл бұрын
Leave your stupid breens in your pocket
@bobmiller3627
@bobmiller3627 7 жыл бұрын
You better watch your back after reviewing this Brad, Neil Breen might get scared at how "individually, electronically powerful" you've become. He might try to assassinate Lloyd to get back at you....
@robertlehto4667
@robertlehto4667 7 жыл бұрын
Lloyd could take him.
@whitherwhence
@whitherwhence 7 жыл бұрын
This is what Uwe Boll would shit if he ate a Flat Earther Facebook group
@justinpipes85
@justinpipes85 7 жыл бұрын
The Doctor. simply The Doctor. Ahaha!
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe 7 жыл бұрын
The Doctor. simply The Doctor. This is the most accurate description of a Neil Breen movie I've ever heard.
@computerman789
@computerman789 7 жыл бұрын
The Doctor. simply The Doctor. Your brain is what you'd get if Uwe Boll made a shit and then vomited on it, even this movie would be too good for it...
@MrDevious88
@MrDevious88 7 жыл бұрын
This movie only makes sense if Breen's character is actually paranoid and delusional. You're a saint for sitting through this mishmash of random imagery Brad.
@CthulhuianBunny
@CthulhuianBunny 6 жыл бұрын
The more I watch this one, the more I am reminded of Crow's line from Future War: "This is a case where parents _should_ have crushed a child's dreams to become a filmmaker."
@williamarthur6644
@williamarthur6644 7 жыл бұрын
"Stunning desperation" pretty much sums up how his movies get made
@danahimrich4066
@danahimrich4066 7 жыл бұрын
Someone has surely made this joke already, but... "I just got the test back. I definitely have breast cancer." "Aw, no. I'm so sorry."
@JuriAmari
@JuriAmari 7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad we finally got to see you review the Breen. It's like Wiseau - you can't believe it exists yet it did. Happy 10th anniversary for your channel btw! It's my birthday too so the timing was perfect.
@Kitnighty
@Kitnighty 7 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this the fastest I possibly could and that intro was already everything I needed.
@S1nwar
@S1nwar 7 жыл бұрын
did neil breen escape from a mental hospital, lose his memory somehow and wake up thinking hes a hollywood movie maker?
@littlebearbradick9263
@littlebearbradick9263 7 жыл бұрын
OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN, a hot car trunk in a desert full of eaten tuna cans - imagine what THAT smells like.
@drakkenmensch
@drakkenmensch 6 жыл бұрын
That is the smell of TRUE BREENIUS.
@SunnysFilms
@SunnysFilms 4 жыл бұрын
And he spilled it all over his crotch too.
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover 4 жыл бұрын
And no shower
@roringusanda2837
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
He needs it to hide his old-man funk...👃
@Palmieres
@Palmieres 5 жыл бұрын
19:18 Neil looks genuinely sad he's destroying those laptops. "I wish I hadn't written this in the script... these were my only friends"
@thedankone245
@thedankone245 7 жыл бұрын
"There is more padding in this film than a 4 hour cut of Sex and The City 2!" NOTHING could have more padding than a 4 hour cut of Sex and The City 2.And I mean nothing.
@CheeseburgerFreedomMan
@CheeseburgerFreedomMan 7 жыл бұрын
Tamahj Jamison He said that as soon as I read the comment
@Eleven-nv5ly
@Eleven-nv5ly 7 жыл бұрын
FINALLY!!! God, I've been waiting for someone else besides YMS to get to Breen. This is a dream come true.
@conaireparsons9672
@conaireparsons9672 7 жыл бұрын
"Lighting: None hair and makeup: none" that shit made me laugh so much. they do know that if you dont have people who did somthing YOU DONT NEED TO CREDIT IT! you don't see the credits of starwars "Ironman: None"
@isenokami7810
@isenokami7810 Жыл бұрын
On the other hand, confirmation that important work just wasn’t done on this film. Clearly, but saying it out loud like that is…bold, let’s say.
@heathercalun4919
@heathercalun4919 7 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen: He has a lot of broken laptops, but the real problem is that he has one working camera.
@danielemerson312
@danielemerson312 7 жыл бұрын
The Breeniac is a couple of weeks away from starting shooting on his next movie, 'Twisted'.
@jasonjimerson7046
@jasonjimerson7046 7 жыл бұрын
Those aren't beer cans. They are empty tuna fish cans that he keeps... For reasons?
@CynnamonSpyder
@CynnamonSpyder 7 жыл бұрын
Recycling those was how he paid for the movie.
@OneColdMonkey
@OneColdMonkey 7 жыл бұрын
The car isn't going to make ITSELF smell like old tuna, and his fiance is dead!
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Jimerson He keeps them because Neil Breen cares about the environment and doesn't want to be a litterbug.
@BulletTooth504
@BulletTooth504 7 жыл бұрын
Because he's a bat-shit insane serial killer.
@sydneyslaughter7163
@sydneyslaughter7163 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Neil Breen has women in these movies that are clearly 30 years younger than him but are supposed to be his same age
@Kirasanban
@Kirasanban 7 жыл бұрын
It's not easy being Breen
@jacknapier8201
@jacknapier8201 7 жыл бұрын
Brad's seen Breen... Brad's seen Breen! BRAD'S SEEN BREEN!!! I haven't been this hard since ET the porno
@HereComesPopoBawa
@HereComesPopoBawa 7 жыл бұрын
Breen's been seen!
@FelisTerras
@FelisTerras 7 жыл бұрын
What, Brad all by himself doesn't do it for you anymore? Oh, how the great have fallen...
@ZemplinTemplar
@ZemplinTemplar 7 жыл бұрын
This is from 2005 ?! Looks like it was made in the 1980s !
@RamsTheNameCom
@RamsTheNameCom 7 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Neil Breen REALLY likes Tuna! He even almost got into a car accident because he's been eating too much tuna.
@brendanallen3759
@brendanallen3759 Жыл бұрын
The sequel could be Neil spilling pork products in his lap while driving in "Breen Home the Bacon."
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын
@Brendan Allen lol There’s just so many things to use his last name for. 😆
@joshlostintime8689
@joshlostintime8689 5 жыл бұрын
That should be this movie's tagline... "this movie is the epitome of 'oh it gets weirder!'" 🤣
@GasmaskAvenger
@GasmaskAvenger 7 жыл бұрын
This might be the first Snob episode I rewatch sooner than most....because of how fuckin' baffling this nightmare of a movie is. What I saw of this movie is acting like a fever dream in my memories.
@corsaircarl9582
@corsaircarl9582 7 жыл бұрын
Ok this is official, they need Brad on an episode of Best Of The Worst!
@TheChaosDragoness
@TheChaosDragoness 7 жыл бұрын
YES!! Finally, Brad tackles Neil Breen! I've been waiting for this day for so long, I hope he reviews his other movies too.
@kimaniwilsonhunte
@kimaniwilsonhunte 7 жыл бұрын
The new season of Twin Peaks makes more sense than this movie.
@lucasthelemur7606
@lucasthelemur7606 3 жыл бұрын
neil is an actor who often plays a hacker... he's a hacktor.
@chanceneck8072
@chanceneck8072 7 жыл бұрын
If Tommy Wiseau is the Stanley Cubrick of bad movies, then Neil Breen is definitely the David Lynch of bad movies! lol
@TheMouseAvenger
@TheMouseAvenger 7 жыл бұрын
*Kubrick, good sir/ma'am. :-)
@computerman789
@computerman789 7 жыл бұрын
ChanCeNecK So is David Lynch himself the David Lynch of good movies? Or do you think his movies are shit?
@chanceneck8072
@chanceneck8072 7 жыл бұрын
???? David Lynch is just David Lynch, you fking idiot!!
@Overlord81
@Overlord81 7 жыл бұрын
Someone have seen BAD MOVIES! ;)
@amohotepv
@amohotepv 6 жыл бұрын
Cubebrick, the art filmmker who makes movies about brick laying square houses.
@bibniebt
@bibniebt 6 жыл бұрын
I have just now been introduced to these movies. I never knew I needed the Mean Breen Machine in my life until now
@whiplashfilms
@whiplashfilms 7 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize this movie did a better job of Charlie the Tuna product placement than FOODFIGHT.
@stanielmax3557
@stanielmax3557 7 жыл бұрын
Brad! Find a way to get on RLM for a Best of the Worst!
@DJ_Macphisto
@DJ_Macphisto 7 жыл бұрын
He would be great on BOTW.
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 7 жыл бұрын
It would finally make use of all those copies of Nukie they have.
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 7 жыл бұрын
They should do a WHEEL OF THE WORST where all of the choices are NUKIE.
@PaceBreaker
@PaceBreaker 7 жыл бұрын
Snob, you reviewed a Neil Breen movie. I cannot believe you reviewed a Neil Breen movie.
@FiestadelChorizo
@FiestadelChorizo 7 жыл бұрын
Truly Neil Breen has earned his place on the Mount Rushmore of cinema ballsacks.
@Amy.B
@Amy.B 7 жыл бұрын
YMS, Fanboy Flicks, Red Letter Media, and now The Cinema Snob. Who's next?
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 7 жыл бұрын
Amy B. Good Bad or Bad Bad have reviewed most of Breen's films. Only one they haven't yet is I Am Here.... Now.
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 7 жыл бұрын
And there is that Movie Nights review of Fateful Findings. Seeing Phelan get all angry at the movie is pretty great.
@Amy.B
@Amy.B 7 жыл бұрын
Craig Martin I wonder if Diamanda Hagan will ever review any of Neil Breen's films?
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 7 жыл бұрын
It's possible. Would make for an interesting watch.
@GoodBadorBadBad
@GoodBadorBadBad 7 жыл бұрын
Hey that's us.
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe 7 жыл бұрын
FINALLY. THE SNOB REVIEWS THE MAN, THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. THE REAL HUMAN BREEN.
@boraxkid1097
@boraxkid1097 7 жыл бұрын
Sunburned & Confused- The Reckoning
@Alucard-A-La-Carte
@Alucard-A-La-Carte 5 жыл бұрын
People called "The Quiet Man" last year "The Room of videogames." I suggest it is, in fact, The Double Down (Or ANY Neil Breen movie, really) of videogames.
@obscureentertainment8303
@obscureentertainment8303 7 жыл бұрын
Now I can enjoy a Cinema Snob video whilst reading Red Letter Media style comments. NEW GROUND HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!!!!!
@christophermxyzptlk7155
@christophermxyzptlk7155 7 жыл бұрын
Obscure Entertainment These are things I know!
@thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481
@thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481 7 жыл бұрын
Obscure Entertainment i believe you mean...BREEN broken
@obscureentertainment8303
@obscureentertainment8303 7 жыл бұрын
The Sunflower Seed Enthusiast OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWD
@NicoBleackley
@NicoBleackley 6 жыл бұрын
Neil brings out the best in the Snob. Truly a treasure just for that
@culwin
@culwin 7 жыл бұрын
So he just drives around eating tuna from the can? I think Neil Breen is Lloyd approved.
@moviemastervevo1848
@moviemastervevo1848 7 жыл бұрын
culwin why did you think he reviewed it?
@zacmoore5257
@zacmoore5257 7 жыл бұрын
Brad is dipping his toe into the crazy pool of Neil Breen films?! I'm so happy!!!
@chavitoheat
@chavitoheat 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, please tell me there's a director's commentary on these cinematic masterpieces.
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 Жыл бұрын
*Neil Breen's acting is like watching a car crash in slow motion, its horrific but you can't look away.*
@rogerbourgeois5068
@rogerbourgeois5068 6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen any reviewer speculate on what I think is going on in Double Down: Neal is both a hero and villain in this movie -- he's been driven mad by all the secrets he knows and the govt killing his wife, and now he's developed a split personality. He Is the bad guy, and also the hero! The parts where he's going crazy and running around like a nut job is because he is freaked out by his evil side, and also desperately trying to understand resolve and control and reintegrate the evil and good personalities inside him to become one whole person again. The repeated scenes where he wakes up by the car and there's writing on in blood is Neals one character personality trying to communicate to the other. Are the parts of the movie that seem to be different angles of the same shot actually supposed to represent Neal's different personalities experiences of the same event? This movie is completely nuts, but i like it. I honestly think people might be getting caught of guard with the low budget and bad dialogue, and wacky acting. They assume think the movie is a completely mess, when in fact, maybe there is something more there that's really hard to see because of the low budget, terrible dialogue and wacky acting,
@nigelthornberry3568
@nigelthornberry3568 2 жыл бұрын
He actually made this comment into a movie called Twisted Pair
@MST3Kfan1
@MST3Kfan1 Ай бұрын
The Snob’s writing and delivery make these movies so much more entertaining than they actually are 😂 Brad is hilarious!
@gutspuck721
@gutspuck721 7 жыл бұрын
Double Down by Brad? My next 21 minutes are going to be epic!
@BabylonTerminator1
@BabylonTerminator1 7 жыл бұрын
I have never in my life clicked on a video so fast. It is time the world knew of the Breen.
@notjim688
@notjim688 7 жыл бұрын
If I flash the snob will he scream "goofy toofy pick up your pants"
@Luke.S2099
@Luke.S2099 7 жыл бұрын
Lol when they mention 9/11, I was like holy shit, this movie came out after 2001, because it looks like its from the 80's :)
@thepickles8833
@thepickles8833 7 жыл бұрын
I'm about to improve this movie 100 fold with this comment. 16:53 - "Make time stand still... right now..." Neil Breen: *_"ZA WARUDO!"_*
@christinawilkephillips7684
@christinawilkephillips7684 7 жыл бұрын
This review was amazing.....um four stars .......stunning.....desperation. ....
@jessaminehaak8253
@jessaminehaak8253 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest most random things to me is how when he finds out he picked up the wrong married couple he yells "Get out! Get out! The marriage is over!" like. I don't actually think you have either the legal capacity to annul their marriage nor the moral highground to postulate on whether or not they should be married Neil lmfao
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 8 ай бұрын
Maybe that's why he wrote the bride getting cold feet right after marrying a guy she barely knows. 😂 😅 Lucky for her, Neil gives free marriage annulments away.
@atraxian5881
@atraxian5881 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the protagonist was supposed to be schizophrenic and the conspiracy was just in his head, all because he killed his fiancee and his brain just refused to accept it and created this kind of dreamworld.
@CarozQH
@CarozQH 7 жыл бұрын
It's noteworthy that this is not only Breen's first motion picture, but also the one that looks closest to a legitimate "real" film. His later works are so ludicrous, poorly paced and badly acted they seem more like bad pornos, but with less sex and more terrible greenscreen FX.
@blixer8384
@blixer8384 6 жыл бұрын
CarozQH So he made a porno where the point is the plot?
@mrdre3628
@mrdre3628 2 жыл бұрын
@@blixer8384 that's pretty much every Neil breen movie
@ARMIV4
@ARMIV4 7 жыл бұрын
And now it's Cinema Snob's turn... It Breengins again...
@TheZombiehunter24
@TheZombiehunter24 7 жыл бұрын
It's not everyday that a dream of mine comes true: Brad reviews a Neil Breen movie!
@valentinaskazimieras
@valentinaskazimieras 7 жыл бұрын
'...stop a biological attack.' With all that tuna on the bottom of his car THAT'S the biological attack.
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 9 ай бұрын
The Mercury alone would be a devastating hazard...
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 7 жыл бұрын
Seeing the intro again (in spite of it being around for quite a while and being featured in its full form in several previous episodes), I just realized the 2009 setting was pretty neat - must be the posters, I mean Snob had A Clockwork Orange and Zardoz posters behind him. Couldn't identify the movie on the far left though, so if anyone knows what movie it's for...
@mikekz4489
@mikekz4489 7 жыл бұрын
Aaron is so smart that he can't be bothered to put up a tent when he's going to spend two hours in the desert using electronics.
@sillygrl23
@sillygrl23 7 жыл бұрын
Also for someone who is Tech Savvy like Aaron, having a laptop out in the dessert and no measure in place to keep it from overheating. Smart. :/
@chithepepega6865
@chithepepega6865 7 жыл бұрын
Yes! all my life has been leading up to this video.
@Thegr8MC
@Thegr8MC 7 жыл бұрын
This is everything I could have wanted and more!
@glknight1813
@glknight1813 7 жыл бұрын
Brad, you need some old school 80's material. Probably Italian. With lots of sex. And non-Italian actors. And a samurai. And David Crosby lookalikes doing magic. And a Bond girl. And a rather excellent soundtrack. And with, like, INCREDIBLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE editing choices and some absolutely GORGEOUS cinematography. Hearts & Armour. You need to review Hearts & Armour is what I'm saying.
@EddieHawkinsII
@EddieHawkinsII 6 жыл бұрын
Isn’t Neil Breen the color paint Rocko and Heffer came up with when they mixed all the paints together?
@bobsmith8288
@bobsmith8288 7 жыл бұрын
Please sir I want some more. These are gonna be classic snob episodes laughed my ass off through this
@adrienfourniercom
@adrienfourniercom 7 жыл бұрын
I saw Faithful Finding and I'm hesitant to see another Breen's Masterpiece. I was 6 months ago and I'm still under the shock.
@Kochiha
@Kochiha 2 ай бұрын
I have yet to watch this movie all the way through without falling asleep. It's fascinating, really.
@pathora44
@pathora44 7 жыл бұрын
So I see where The Office got their inspiration for their Academy award winning film Threat Level Midnight.
@1Selgin
@1Selgin 7 жыл бұрын
This may be the best thing Cinema Snob has ever done. MORE NEIL BREEN!!
@dudelebowski9552
@dudelebowski9552 4 жыл бұрын
My son and I get a kick out of Neal Breen movies. I mean, bad beyond words. This one actually physically hurt while watching it. It was so bad
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