Stop saying dumbass things you arent Azariah Kyras!

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Janon Shitposts

2 жыл бұрын

POV: You are a Nihilist and explain your Girlfriend why you worship Khorne!
#warhammer
#dawnofwar
#memes
#girlfriend
#empire
#warhammer40k
#khorne

Пікірлер: 54
@Scientist118
@Scientist118 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, the Dawn of War quote.
@janonshitposts5336
@janonshitposts5336 2 жыл бұрын
THIS UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS!
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 Жыл бұрын
@@janonshitposts5336 NOH!
@BIGESTblade
@BIGESTblade Жыл бұрын
Librarian devoted to Khorne. Every single one of Magnus' sons psychically facepalmed himself into the warp.
@Warmaster2001
@Warmaster2001 2 ай бұрын
It's ok to be a librarian and khornate. Khorne doesn't care how blood spills.
@BIGESTblade
@BIGESTblade 2 ай бұрын
@@Warmaster2001 Khrone hates magic.
@Warmaster2001
@Warmaster2001 2 ай бұрын
​@@BIGESTblade he didn't. He is a damn insecure about it. Blood Pact is a khornate imperial guard and there they have blood mages (Khorne Psykers). 2ndly Khorne didn't badge the fact that someone of his followers uses magic. What purpose of hating your devotee when he doing just as Khorne demanding to do. Spell blood and offer skulls. He just don't care. His hate is unjustified and weightless.
@BIGESTblade
@BIGESTblade 2 ай бұрын
@@Warmaster2001 Okay, should have pledged to Tzeench though.
@Warmaster2001
@Warmaster2001 Ай бұрын
​​@@BIGESTblade well it didn't happen. Because Kyras pledged himself to Khorne. And he did good job with that. He just sacrificed entire companies with Captain Boreal in Kaurava and probably gived their skulls to Khorne. Every single Blood Raven who gone dead he sacrificing it to Khorne. That's explain why he granted demonhood.
@aspirantdrummer
@aspirantdrummer Жыл бұрын
Ironic that a librarian would choose Khorne, or Khorne chose him?
@aspirantdrummer
@aspirantdrummer Жыл бұрын
@@Shepard1Commander that's just the thing. He mostly manipulated things to occur, he didn't participate directly in the killings. Wouldn't he be more aligned with Tzetch? (I know DOW players mostly associate Khorne as the major Chaos player)
@Aovelius
@Aovelius Жыл бұрын
@@aspirantdrummer As long as it aids mass slaughter Khorne doesnt care if you are swinging an axe or developing a bomb. Khorne doesnt care from where the blood flows, only that it flows.
@LAV-III
@LAV-III Жыл бұрын
@@aspirantdrummer it all makes sense now it’s a tzeentchian trap!
@jhetttiernan2623
@jhetttiernan2623 Жыл бұрын
He wouldn’t be the first psycher to join with Khorne. Chaos Lord Nemeroth in the original Space Marine game was a powerful sorcerer in the service of Khorne. Even the original librarians of the World Eaters followed Angron into worship of the blood god (until the butcher’s nails destroyed their brains and killed them but, details)
@shadowofkoa
@shadowofkoa Жыл бұрын
​@@jhetttiernan2623That isn't quite what happened to them. They followed Angron, but were killed directly after his ascension/enslavement. All of them tried to stop Lorgar, and the newly reborn Angron hated that. Like he hates everything.
@ONIscrooge
@ONIscrooge Жыл бұрын
I ain't a chaos boy, but hot damn was that a good speech.
@CyberController-
@CyberController- Жыл бұрын
When you realize that Khorne's Messenger was the Maledictum from the original Dawn of War game
@chrispink9716
@chrispink9716 Жыл бұрын
I still find it strange that a librarian is worshiping khorne. It would make sense if it was Tzeentch
@janonshitposts5336
@janonshitposts5336 Жыл бұрын
*Angry Nerd Noises*
@arseniysuslov9
@arseniysuslov9 7 ай бұрын
okay buzzkill
@Lorgar64
@Lorgar64 Жыл бұрын
I like this guy.
@janonshitposts5336
@janonshitposts5336 Жыл бұрын
Well if he can convince Khorne (as a Psyker) to make him a Demon Prince then i guess he can convince anyone to like him.
@JachymorDota
@JachymorDota Жыл бұрын
*sad space book noises*
@MRboss11
@MRboss11 Жыл бұрын
People always forget about the Soul Drinker
@MatteV2
@MatteV2 Жыл бұрын
"Strong" Shows the weakest chin known to man
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 14 күн бұрын
Imagine someone from Star Wars, Star Trek, Avatar, Stellaris, Halo, Gears, or Starship Troopers hearing this on their comms.
@damainyousef1694
@damainyousef1694 Жыл бұрын
Honest and deceitful got me dead lmao
@thesaltysandvich9257
@thesaltysandvich9257 Жыл бұрын
Why this is heretically good!
@spo8381
@spo8381 Жыл бұрын
Would love to see a Command & Conquer: Generals, General! Love these videos. Weiter So 😄
@janonshitposts5336
@janonshitposts5336 Жыл бұрын
Ah Bruder leider kenne ich mich mit Command & Conquer so gar nicht aus. Aber trotzdem danke für den Vorschlag!
@aerfwefd7334
@aerfwefd7334 Жыл бұрын
Worshiping the Blood God? Thats a Space Grudgin'.
@arturdobosz1999
@arturdobosz1999 Жыл бұрын
Maybe you could do the Emperor and his space marines speech "They are my finest warriors" and so on
@xSacredDark
@xSacredDark 9 ай бұрын
Is Deceitful that guy I always see in ads promoting a diet or some shit that he claims works so well cause he can eat hordes of donuts without a problem and still look cut?
@alucardlord9032
@alucardlord9032 7 ай бұрын
Whats the title of the music?
@talos6556
@talos6556 2 ай бұрын
Dark Calculation Dawn of War 2 Soundtrack
@tomxu1890
@tomxu1890 Жыл бұрын
You should do one for Zhao Ming! That would be so good LMAO 😂
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
This do be going kinda hard
@TDM4895
@TDM4895 Жыл бұрын
If you're entertaining requests could you do one of these "Pity the Guardsman" please?
@janonshitposts5336
@janonshitposts5336 Жыл бұрын
I shall take a look at it
@chenbeixuan9184
@chenbeixuan9184 Жыл бұрын
What heresy is this
@janonshitposts5336
@janonshitposts5336 Жыл бұрын
Death to the false emporer!
@chenbeixuan9184
@chenbeixuan9184 Жыл бұрын
@@janonshitposts5336 Death to the false gods
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 Жыл бұрын
It's... complicated. But our chapter got better
@janonshitposts5336
@janonshitposts5336 Жыл бұрын
@@indrickboreale7381 Well then lets talk about the Relics claimed from other chapters which are still in your possession. Now that you are better you will certainly return them will you not?
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 Жыл бұрын
@@janonshitposts5336 Every relic that was given to us or was found in countles battlefields serves the Imperium well (or not, tainted ones should stay hidden). If they are so important to other chapters then we will give them back when they arrive
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