"Monkey Business"

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[@SpywareEverywhere]

I love you guys. Peace for all and to hell with the war lovers in all countries. Stay warm in that wet snow, and give me the address so that I can send some pizzas to the cops from "45 Hours", since they seem to love eating pizza so much.

[@НиколасНекейдж]

Весёлый выпуск!

[@nigelmckeown]

If we see a bunch of Russian planes parked on sidelwalks, we'll know who taught them to fly!!

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

must be why military russian planes keep flying over UK airspace ,i guess we shoot her down

[@vosk...]

So what's the problem? Do you see any sign prohibiting parking planes on a sidewalk?

[@papichilo9437]

😅🤣👌

[@MrBeevee5]

For somebody just running in to buy cigarettes, he was willing to waste a lot of time arguing on the sidewalk.

[@JohnDoe-bd5sz]

Not trying to be judgemental here, but it seems that a LOT of the people in this spot just wants to buy cigarettes. Maybe he was angry because he was low on nicotine. usually "Druggies" get pissed and irritable, when they need have no "drug" in their blood

[@romeklomek5646]

Seriously, the guy was going to leave. They should just let him leave. It seems like they simply did not allow him to leave without the sticker... Bit too much...

[@SpywareEverywhere]

He was going to release the Hell Hounds!

[@SpywareEverywhere]

@@romeklomek5646 No need to be fragile. It was too wet for the sticker to stay on the glass anyhow.

[@romeklomek5646]

@@SpywareEverywhere Doesn't matter if it was too wet or not. The point is that they should not pursue him. He clearly wanted to leave.

[@Just-Tony]

I'm loving the attitude of the cops in this one, I have to say.

[@mattstroker3742]

Agreed! Cops are good in this area.

[@BobT36]

Weird isn't it. Sometimes they get REALLLY good police, then sometimes they get absolutely horrible ones, keeping them for 6 hours at the station, stealing their pizza, etc etc.

[@laurieharper1526]

"I can't carry heavy bags". "Then buy less stuff". Nailed it.

[@yami2227]

not even that, they told her to just park in the lot and she was like "but it wasn't there 2 months ago" - bish, it is now, why are you complaining?

[@JohnDoe-bd5sz]

Also that lady carried what looked to be very little in her one bag.

[@ajm5007]

@@yami2227 I bet you anything that all the complaints about SADB preventing people from parking on the sidewalk is HOW THAT PARKING LOT GOT THERE. SADB proved there was a need for more parking in the area.

[@CantThinkOfAHandleSoItsThis]

What is she buying, anvils? Women make themselves sound so weak and pathetic sometimes; it doesn't take a bodybuilder to carry a damn bag. 🤣

[@ajm5007]

​@@CantThinkOfAHandleSoItsThis Seriously. The way some of these people talk, you'd think no Russian SURVIVED back when you might have to carry a bag full of items more than 5 meters from the market to get it home. Do they not realize some people walk a hundred times that with bags full of groceries?

[@Dingomush]

You guys take a lot of crap, but you are doing tons of good for society! Keep up the good fight!

[@danielcapek5782]

Society :D :D this does not usually happen outside russian speaking territories

[@Nekotaku_TV]

Basic logic goes a long way. I can relate.

[@truwth]

10:54 Because they're telling her not to drive here, she's going to stop teaching students how to fly planes, so the planes crash ? That's the most elaborate plan for revenge in the history of this channel.

[@MrMstr]

That woman was throwning a temper tantrum. Stamping her feet even. Some people just cannot accept being wrong and act on the premise "cars always park here so it must be legal" or "you are not official so you can't tell me I'm wrong and therefore you are in te wrong". It happens all over the world sadly. (edit: a word)

[@iiTzHaroon]

She's a Karen

[@mattstroker3742]

I support you guys! Love from Amsterdam ❤️ And if a war comes between our stupid leaders, we the people, will still love everyone and support each other ❤️

[@royvaningh6452]

Wat voor een debiele opmerking is dat? Wat heeft dat er nu mee te maken?

[@SpywareEverywhere]

Too bad that we can't just throw all of them into an arena and let them settle it themselves.

[@mattstroker3742]

@@royvaningh6452 Maybe use your brain for a change.

[@mattstroker3742]

@@SpywareEverywhere Exactly. If they have an issue with each other, we should move them to neutral territory and build a boxing ring for them over there, like in Switzerland orso. Then they can battle it out amongst themselves. Without having innocent soldiers or civilians involved and without destroying lots of capital and homes.

[@WherelsMyDog]

8:07 I laugh so hard when the guy realised he doesn't have a chance after Anton pushed him

[@robertsmall6467]

Love it when the bully loses..Great job guys...

[@emc.8501]

Damn that plane-crashing lady, now we know the truth about 911 !

[@VlOREL]

I love how the bully took his lost like a man

[@Medjeed86]

not "lost"

[@GrefveGyldenpungh]

He didn't though, he kept threatening them when he got in the car to leave. The cop should've dragged him off behind that little shop and showed him how the expander baton works for a good 5 minutes...

[@nottooherbal]

No planes on the sidewalk please !

[@stevethomas6994]

I've learned about 20 spoken Russian words so far watching these videos.

[@DjbozySTL]

Sidewalk, Thank you, please, store, parking lot, roadway...those are the ones I identify right away.

[@SpywareEverywhere]

@@DjbozySTL Same here. Trotuar, Spasibo, pozhalusta, magazin, parkovka, Proezhe chas.

[@kitsune9386]

@@DjbozySTL Also "Try, car, pedestrian zone, police/militia, provocation" and of course "Stop douchebag"

[@adamnowak7232]

@@kitsune9386 And zhenshchina - woman.

[@ohwow3158]

It’s really good to hear the words spoken in every day life, you’ll learn a lot.

[@kristinashtiui4415]

А-а-а-а-а! Теперь понятно почему самолёты падают.

[@andrej7593]

I love how calm you are and don't tolerate violance against you!

[@Tortuosit]

I love our big guys of СПБ, like huge rocks in a stormy ocean.

[@oswig1768]

This is the content we need more of. The old days on this channel when there was drama was the best for content and us viewers.

[@naimmazmi]

Could not help myself when the cop casually ask you guys "Are there any especially stupid ones here today?" 🤣

[@Mikhelinx]

Me too I laughed Becuz america cops can’t speak like Russia cops of a free speech. America cops are trained to be refrained carefully saying a wrong word he or she will be fired. Russia is the best policy power.

[@TheMr.George]

Love y'alls videos. Keep up the good fight against stupidity

[@dtrainbcca]

Unfortunately stupid won't go away so there is no winning this one. Just a reduction if that. If it were truly working SADB would eventually stop raiding a location.

[@fedupwithvulgarities7355]

Excellent work! Thank you for the English translation and captions.🌞

[@rajbaria]

MY GOD THE WOMEN WAS ANNOYING

[@bicarbonateofsoda117]

She teaches people to fly planes? Maybe she should teach people on the ground first, with driving cars. Or better yet, not teach at all

[@peterpohan3850]

F*ck me, I love that cop; "Are there any especially stupid ones here today?" All I am writting in the comments is: nice cops.

[@JohnDoe-bd5sz]

Yeah an actual cop that essentially said "Good job, can i be of assistance and did you have any especially crazy people here today".

[@Mikhelinx]

Russian police forces have a free speech in public. America cops are trained to be refrained Becuz of the diversity lawmakers ruled it.

[@slavnat8446]

6:45 I like how he calmly walkes over to give him a sticker. Like "you solve your problems while i go do my job" xD Best

[@mnurrreza]

That dude who just wave and salam in front of you to deescalate the conflict actually crack me up. lol

[@andyvankerkhove6902]

I hope the subtitles are correct, because I am learning some Russian here....I even used the few words I learned to tell a Russian tourist not to park on the sidewalk... from Spain

[@vespadavidson2315]

Oh you knobhead.! Brilliant. Viva los guirres de España!

[@andyvankerkhove6902]

@@vespadavidson2315 lol

[@ВалерийЦой-щ4р]

Молодцы ребята. Я ваш искренний и преданный фанат и поклонников.

[@Donanzador]

Good to see there are good cops in Russia too, props to the cops in this episode!

[@АлександрШинкаренко-ш5л]

Парковочные линии,гениально

[@MrLorintone]

Nice beats man! and nice work! good work guys as always!

[@ВладимирМорковин-ц3б]

Сколько оказывается в питере автодебилов.

[@bxqpxd]

Keep up the good work.

[@furywild9576]

She'll quit teaching on how to fly planes as a revenge just because someone asked her not to drive on the sidewalk. As a result, there will be plane crashes on the sidewalk. Umm...makes sense!

[@ancheno7167]

We fucking love you guys!! Ciao from Italy

[@EMilXoh]

I like u guys! I'm watching you from Romania. Good luck!

[@VlOREL]

Sunt parcat pe trotuar și mă uit la ăștia 😅😅😅😅

[@EMilXoh]

@@VlOREL 😂😂😂

[@moochiekk]

Some of those drivers are so tough but verbally only. LOL

[@ГорецСемирек]

-этавы!!! -этавы!!! -этавы!!! -этавы!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@poetmale]

For once I found the pepper spray unnecessary. The guy was just fooling around and was about to leave. But he took it in good spirits 🙂

[@tomaszek8888]

That woman is unbelievable. And screaming the loudest with no reason 🤷‍♂️

[@1278Jdog]

The two tall guys nickname should be nightmare and doom/owl from Aloadai the Greek mythology

[@ghosthunter08]

There's too many clowns with driver's licenses

[@VaffReverie]

clowns park in circus's parking lot though

[@ghosthunter08]

@@VaffReverie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yxuzy7205]

New video = Happiness

[@АлександрШинкаренко-ш5л]

Генерал дворовых правил)))))

[@dmitrykrestov8346]

потрогал банан и уехал

[@andyvankerkhove6902]

I will call the hellhounds.... made me curious... LMAO

[@StreetArtistsOfTheWorld]

Either your aim is really bad or that dude took the pepper spray like a champ. Impressed.

[@СергейПавлов-ъ1ш]

Бабе пилоту больше всех надо

[@SpywareEverywhere]

She's probably a lesbian.

[@longhotsummer7307]

Great!

[@Torsan1977]

Awesome job!

[@wb3173]

goed bezig en ga zo door succes wallie nederland

[@LeopoldieKevin]

"A normal reasonable person"

[@colinhutchinson1664]

How much simpler things would be if the Traffic and highways department just introduced a no parking on sidewalks sign.

[@VaffReverie]

douches are gonna make excuses anyway. no point

[@hjhenk422]

The cops are watching also, and they want to be part of the show , but in a good way . They are getting better and better

[@rks515skr]

These people became like the Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs bird.

[@9663mu]

Great stuff guys.

[@ASDWEWE]

3:04 why is that boy dressed like that hahahaah

[@sidehacker2]

Should start a scorecard for " I'll be back . " , " Wait here . " , etc .

[@Zep-Dev]

Everybody loves to talk about their job to strangers

[@allspooledup2584]

Good god, the women in the vids are like nails on a chalkboard. Could you imagine living with that everyday. You guys have more patience then anyone I’ve ever seen

[@JellyRoger_XIII]

Since i never saw a No Parking Zone for airplanes....i believe the crazy woman at the end of the video will never have any sort of problem about that. She and her students ofc.

[@LosGigantes1899]

Greetings from Cologne Germany 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Maladeeeezzzz

[@230919600]

Big man Good, other boys well done

[@lappesjl1]

WOW.. the stubbornness and entitlement are beyond belief.

[@Oldschool-Prada]

Ohfff , Action in da house 😁👍🏾

[@daytona1212]

Really wierd to see you have traffic police. We don't have them here. Great video.

[@danitos13]

Excelente

[@misanthropyunhinged]

" i teach people to fly planes" .. damn doesn't know what a sidewalk is but can fly a plane.

[@mattafakkah]

Don't touch my banana....! lol..

[@hecticnarcoleptic3160]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Well done lads!

[@mattafakkah]

Luckily no one was injured

[@evgeniyshimko6439]

Парням уважение😏

[@sanookaus1334]

@12:42 the ambulance officer walks into shot wearing a short sleeve shirt while everyone has 4 layers of clothes on.

[@dontaskme7004]

The last guy was an idiot, but he deserves some respect for accepting "street justice" as a resolution and a learning experience.

[@dontaskme7004]

@@CoinRingsUSA He could've pressed charges for the little guy continuing to spray him well after he'd stopped being physical. Just spraying as he walks past is excessive. He took it and offered to accept it as a 50/50, some people got pushed, he got sprayed, why involve the police and courts? Other people get sprayed mid attack and they're demanding everyone gets arrested and charged while pretending they were an angel who was jumped out of nowhere... There's a noticable difference between his behaviour and pretty much every other person they've maced.

[@Автораритет]

теперь я точно знаю почему самолеты падают

[@2annie1chalice11]

The Cop was a real bro! XD

[@ConsoleCombatant]

long time nobody tell them to get a job...what´s happening ?

[@Hristiyan1991]

It's exaclty like Bulgaria. Morrons are everywhere.

[@bw5978]

5:30 - this lady stuck in the 80's 😊

[@VaffReverie]

imagine coming for cigarettes but get some pepper instead second sticker + mace. dealing properly vs the sc-m liked. great job

[@AToySoldierx]

Cops are learning! I have to assume some of them even grew up watching your content! Change is happening

[@awesome220]

3:30 great to see good cops.

[@lolocaust4967]

Just a suggestion, when someone calls you a nobody, suggest they seek therapy for talking to themselves 🤣

[@PROVOCATEURSK]

Anyone knows any country with enough cops that actually do their job?

[@anthonyflores8156]

When keeping it real goes wrong lol

[@mattafakkah]

7:08 Beep - beep - beep - beep.....beep - beep..

[@WVVVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWW]

they should make stickers that stick on wet surface

[@bibhusunderpanda8190]

🤣🤣🤣👍 nice video ☺️

[@Slikx666]

What a waste of a sticker, the poor thing didn't have a chance on the wet windscreen. 😋👍

[@83eitanfog]

why the cop did not give him a fine?

[@gtcherer]

Great work, guys! Cool heads backed by strength and guts. However, i guess you have to be Russian to be out in that kind of weather.

[@leonidas6313]

Rampampam 😁

[@sergecoushen4661]

The guy was going to leave. You should've let him go.

[@postsposts7989]

and they did

[@twnfaem]

I know this is subject to debate, but it still seems to me that once they are about to move, you shouldn't sticker them any more... The insults are part of the deal, lads. That's their karma. No need to ruin your own :) just move the cars

[@pticapolska9292]

Whoever shouts louder ITS RIGHT !!!

[@johnbratley6926]

As a retired UK police sergeant I can assure you strident women are a pain in the bum. Just when you have amicably resolved a dispute along comes a screeching harridan to stir things up again.

[@mattd6931]

I lost count of the number of times I was asked"Why don't you go arrest a real criminal?" Usually by one of those screeching harridan's who were unhappy their boyfriend was getting a fine or being charged for a relatively minor public nuisance matter.

[@luisfelipemx]

What's in the little box? :O

[@annebritraaen2237]

5:10 The Russian Beaver and her cry-baby.

[@MikesTropicalTech]

You have to spray them the very first time they touch you, or they keep escalating. Be safe guys!

[@anthonyoz6113]

How many people on here have crushes on some of the activists? I have about 5 that I love!