STORYTIME: BITCH THROWS UP ALL OVER THE DAMN HOUSE

[@isabelbush]

Whenever I'm feeling down I just binge on all of Sarah's videos I feel so much better. Sorry you are literally the coolest / most chilled person ever

[@berrybear04]

ikr

[@crk8989]

Sameeee even though I already saw all of them 236 times

[@isabelbush]

Chanity B. Oh my gosh girl you're reading my mind

[@jeraldinepc17]

SAMEEEEE

[@sharliebb]

Dude literally same

[@ZaneHijazi]

When you were talking about never drinking and driving and never being that bitch to get in a car then you crashed on the couch...that got me good

[@reginaqui2184]

ITS ZANEEEE

[@marthavazquez7]

Zannne

[@deliak8000]

ZANEEEE HEYYYYY

[@chickentenders8419]

Me too

[@katiebuss1327]

Zane Hijazi ZANNEEEE I LOVE YOU

[@taylaios]

anyone else going through all of sarah's vids a second time bc u just can't get enough??

[@delainebright694]

Taylor Laios I love you

[@graceandy4271]

I'm that bitch

[@alexcodogan-melnick577]

Me

[@delaneycardwell7814]

how did i just find her bc of some tik tok

[@DerekKildall]

When the title is accurate asf

[@imbored4468]

Derekkkk hey brotato

[@taylorbosko1449]

father my children pls

[@sammyjune3266]

Omg I love you plz reply back ily till the end of the earth

[@judithralene2080]

Hey Derek omg NOTICE ME SENPAI ❤

[@kendram.8553]

OML DEREK ILY

[@sophiazhao7362]

"you know what" "I want him to learn his damn lesson" *starts cleaning for him*

[@Twerpjuice]

Sophia Zhao I KNOW WTF

[@Missuly11]

Anxiety is a freaking bitch 😂 it's made me do a lot of things I don't want to do

[@IEFAG]

Your story times are my fav

[@IEFAG]

👌👑

[@stephaniepotter396]

same

[@goldenspuds9207]

I've been watching so many of your videos I'm starting to talk like you and use your hand gestures honestly.

[@caroline-rg2hx]

ME TOO

[@ShizzleSue]

OMG ME TOOOO AND I TALK THE SAME

[@carleyevans8741]

sAmmmmE man

[@midgeyjean]

okay honestly same

[@graceh2432]

ME

[@afrodite1421]

"And I'm just like lightly slapping his bicep, like 'hey brotha'." 😂😂😂😂

[@carsongraham2192]

reminds me of pudding girl

[@Mak13]

Literally what I was thinking

[@nylahpotts7383]

Love that video I'm still wondering

[@anamorin5603]

Fr

[@ughhni]

The only conclusion I've come to is pudding boobs or a lost pudding cup under the seat

[@cateschiller1857]

"hold up bitch im not done" - me everyday when mcdonalds asks "will that be all?"

[@aphroditesapprentices]

😂👌

[@kimzarate2552]

me af

[@nijohn12]

XD

[@starshipslala]

BITCH ME

[@sollysauce]

MEEEE BRUH

[@borababie9364]

"thaAaAt's sOooO daryYyl" me: *crying*

[@makaylacaldwell8543]

Jeffery has a job Jeffery gotta get them coins

[@thecherriediaries7007]

I would've left the house and have daryl do that HIMSELF and get caught tbh

[@alyssaguess]

I was thinking the same thing😂😂

[@ellygeorge2511]

100% 😂 hell no

[@guambrady]

Still waiting on that Justice haul!

[@berrybear04]

😂

[@Hanbrolo444]

BITCHH ME TOO!😩💯

[@emmajones3191]

she just made it 😂😂

[@GettoFabGurl]

its up and its life

[@haloum]

she did it 😂

[@gerxldm9971]

WHO LEAVES THEIR FRIENDS IN THEIR HOUSE HOW DO THEY HAVE SO MUCH TRUST

[@marymouse729]

My bestie's left me her house keys one time so I could lock up when I left at whatever time I wanted !

[@genesis3790]

marycat.s GOALS

[@autumnnn1809]

DylanTheKZbinr people always leave me in their house 😂 one time my bestfriend came home to find me smoking a j w their dad

[@mariakoutsis56]

GerxldM I always am at my friends house when they aren't there hanging out in my room or with my family! Or whenever we have work in the morning, we let eachother sleep then whenever we wake up, we lock the door and go home!

[@kenziiefaith]

one day I had to go to the doctor and my friend basically lived w me and she stayed at home when I went to the doctor lmao

[@MsKateyBabie]

I feel like if you posted more than once a week, your channel would grow so fast! You're mad unique, chill as hell, and let's not forget funny as fuck lmao

[@MsKateyBabie]

oh & I luv u bih

[@masonnangiem4262]

yesss I look forward to his videos all week. i wish she uploaded twice a week

[@MsKateyBabie]

+Angelina B (Angie) same girly same

[@chloemorgan7358]

agreed

[@riri7352]

can't believe you almost forgot to dive in. Kinda Sarah im kinda triggered... lmao jk

[@mobebber]

Same😂

[@cloudyanna]

KINDA SARAH I'M KINDA TRIGGERED LMAO

[@12benzenediol4]

BHAHAHAHA

[@dahliaward9622]

d a d d y

[@Daysi_03]

ayee Mel 💕

[@scarlettmarty7570]

I guess you could say you "dived in"

[@scarlettmarty7570]

lmao srry I h8 myself

[@utterlygrosstrash]

that was great lol

[@kay-uz5el]

lmao

[@graceandy4271]

Aaaayyyeeeeee

[@dylan-tt3sw]

i read the title as "getting drunk to fanfiction" haha wtf

[@milieea.8846]

😂😂😂

[@xtwxtvdx3354]

Dylan

[@babysmellmcgee8789]

Same

[@mitchypoi]

i peep dylan o brien

[@valentinadiaz2411]

Your profile pic❤️😍😘

[@kathrynmcnulty2465]

SARAH WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT FRIEND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO FINDING DORY WITH THAT NEVER SHOWED UP TO THE THEATER IS HE OKAY IS HE ALIVE IM STILL VERY WORRIED WHAT HAPPENED STAY RAD STAY BAD

[@SarahBaska]

omg!!!!!!! i totally forgot to update u guys!!!!!!! he got stuck at the lake with some friends they like ran out of gas omg so we just saw it the next day and all was well (,: ily

[@alma-rj6sv]

+Sarah Baska I love you!!

[@jennellymedina9536]

+Sarah Baska ahahahahaha

[@kaelishannon9171]

SAME

[@gracewilson3254]

HEY KATHRYN

[@kae2380]

I have emetophobia. I would actually cry, damn, how'd she make it through that shit???

[@sophiegrace3704]

Kae i wouldn't be able to handle that tbh

[@talietime6872]

Kae same i would actually be throwing up while trying to clean it

[@laurafredrickson9873]

same

[@sarasheis3672]

Kae me too!

[@user-qn5im6sc9n]

Kae SAME

[@sweetlife6299]

I have emetophobia so if I saw Daryl walking back to the couch after witnessing that I would literally kick him away or fucking sleep outside idk man keep that shit away from me lol

[@gurdi]

sweetlife6299 same

[@sophiegrace3704]

sweetlife6299 same girl

[@stephanielangan9850]

ME TOO

[@listening2beyonce]

sweetlife6299 SAMEEEE!!! i literally was searching through these comments looking for someone else to talk about emetophobia omfg

[@hatetheusername]

Same

[@megagal46]

EVERY SAT-URRDA-AAYYY I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE LAST SATURDAY

[@jennellymedina9536]

I love thattttttt

[@megagal46]

Hahaha

[@morganderose3491]

"Exploded my chicken ass dinner" lmfaoooooo I'm shook

[@leahlesesne9491]

i have hella anxiety and your videos actually really help me chill the fuck out about life and laugh more, thanks for that dude you the best

[@ricky635544]

Bitch. you need to upload at least 2 videos a week. you're fucking hilarious

[@andrewf593]

YES

[@antonijabegic3596]

HELL YEAH

[@xpsaa5727]

YESSSSS

[@michellemiranda1547]

YES YES YES YES

[@briannagonzalez4091]

my point exactly 😂😂

[@taylorlaunterpower]

"thats so deryyyyl..." YES RAVEEEEN

[@coreyphoenix9356]

1. Fuck yeah! A Sarah Baska Story time! 2. I got a rabbit and literally named him Darrell today. He just looked like a Darrell.

[@danielle3348]

This made me laugh so hard

[@carleyevans8741]

This made my day

[@lexidavis6153]

your my new bestfriend.

[@brinw3994]

marry me please lol

[@xdandychiggins]

yo how is your rabbit doing now

[@stephanielangan9850]

I have a fear of throw up so normally I would turn this shit off but I love you so much girl so I'm fighting through it

[@mrsdolan6105]

Same

[@lizzie1244]

Omg, I thought I was the only one!

[@ClaireVandeman]

same I haven't thrown up in so many years

[@kristaquinonez9640]

Sameeee

[@sofiamata2630]

same like my case is so bad cause one time I threw up at 12:47 a.m (I looked directly at the clock before I run to the restroom and now every nigh the I stay every night till it past 12:47 a.m

[@sweethartia]

You cleaned his throw up? Wouldn't be me!

[@Sunray98Films]

Vomiting is my biggest fear like even the thought of it will haunt me for an entire day but I stayed strong bc your storytimes are the best

[@rachelchristine7627]

The "that so Daryl" part made me cry

[@chloe8480]

I would've left and let Deryl get in trouble for it

[@chloe8480]

Mike Danishjo thanks

[@emshooktotheroof9780]

Chloe Scott 😂😂

[@LexxxRexxx]

Chloe // yea but then Jeffrey would've gotten in trouble too.

[@SkylarBrooke]

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US TO MAKE FOOD THEN TELL US THIS STORY EUOCHFIXECUI

[@ClaireVandeman]

TRUE

[@rachellopez614]

TRUUU, Sarah why. 😂

[@jilliangraham7281]

I know right that made me sick

[@jennabarnett9840]

why are you my favorite person on this planet

[@SarahBaska]

why r u mine

[@jamielynn9435]

sarah!!! please do a collab with Sheslulu!!! it would be hysterical

[@mvrielena]

right

[@robinaguirre12]

honestlyyyyy FUCK YEAH!

[@jamielynn9435]

+robin aguirre I would fucking die. imagine the conversations those two would have?

[@robinaguirre12]

+Jamie & Jimmy i feel like sarah would be laughing the whole time lmfao

[@jamielynn9435]

+robin aguirre I know right?

[@SophiaDarlings]

this proves that Sarah is a good person

[@ameliaathan1913]

THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY AF BUT BITCH WHEN U GOING TO DO A DRIVING WITH SARAH PART 2? I live for that shit dude .

[@danifuturee]

YES

[@moriahscharn4610]

hell yeah

[@elliehennc1531]

yaaas

[@berrybear04]

yess

[@coonuttygaga]

riiight i keep watching that video

[@helinski7198]

"yo deryl like you kinda exploded in the bathroom" LMAO

[@jrmyjerome]

You wanted him to learn his lesson so you cleaned it up for him lmao hellll nooo I woulda woke him up and if he didnt get up I woulda left his ass do deal w the mom lmfao

[@puppysilver4006]

yes but if he is ill he will ave a hangover

[@n.sn_1713]

Same

[@riverfaithcooper]

YOUR STORYTIMES ARE THE BEST

[@cristinavc12]

I love the fact that in the beginning you're like oh this is a boring story time and then BAM she hits you with the deep voice and weird stuff she talks about😂I love Sarah she's queen

[@francezkasabio]

when u said MD i thought u were talking about mcdonalds

[@francezkasabio]

this is how you can tell im underage

[@nuclearseasons]

i thought she meant mdma the drug oops

[@irresitiblyjust6414]

+maria fernanda valdes martinez me too omg

[@nuclearseasons]

+Irresitibly Just I was like SARAH U WILD

[@BreeElisexo]

Mmmm I want McDonald's now hahaha

[@kylaburdge6609]

Literally, I could watch your storytimes over and over again. You're soo entertaining and just so fun to watch. Loveee youuu

[@salissagutierrez2918]

When she said Daryl I thought of the walking dead right away OMG shoot me!

[@salissagutierrez2918]

Also when she said Jeffrey I triggered and immediately thought of my dad Jeffrey Dean Morgan! Wow, everything reminds me of the walking dead someone please kill me rn

[@haileysedits8729]

LITERALLY SAME

[@llama7658]

Salissa Avila same

[@siyyanm477]

SAME

[@devinaislittrash4205]

Salissa Avila omfgggg sameeee asf😂

[@americasosa4614]

The moment you said said MD, it brought me back to the horrendous night I chugged that shit down and it me like a fuckin train and ruined my next day trip to mexico. Worst night everrr

[@americasosa4614]

*hit 😭😔😪😪

[@SarahBaska]

OMG

[@americasosa4614]

+Sarah Baska I didn't even get to go to mexico 😪 my bff at the time picked me up from the place I was at, took me to my brothers house, and my mom proceeded to drag me by my HAIR while i was still in a zombie state and take me home and puked the next morning. This story makes for a good storytime 🤘🏼love you sarah 🙌🏻

[@ICU306]

Reminds me of my senior year all over again lmao

[@americasosa4614]

+Niazkilam 98 that happened the year I graduated after high school. So it's been a little more over a year now. Turning 19 in a couple weeks👏🏼

[@haxxl0124]

Sarah you have such a kind heart not many people would do that you go girl

[@janets3951]

why do people think that her and tana mongeau are so alike ?? I don't think they're similar at all lol tana is just annoying

[@llama7658]

champagne papi right

[@ayyeitsed4677]

champagne papi She is more alike to Andrea Russet

[@nessaflom]

forreal bruh . any female youtuber makes a storytime and everyone else just be like YoU sHoULd CoLLaB wiTh TaNa!!¡!

[@noeliavalencia1264]

12:02 "shut up bitch I'm not done" that part just fucking killed me😂

[@luludesiree9630]

I have been binge watching your videos this whole entire week lmao ily

[@AbbySampson]

DUDE WHY TF WOULD YOU TELL ME TO GET FOOD WHAT THE HELL

[@berrybear04]

😅😷

[@el-mn1jm]

I KNOW TF

[@AbbySampson]

Elle x LIKE I LEGIT STARTED GAGGING

[@cherryfilmz4528]

oh god... I just realized. thank god I didnt 😈

[@libbywilliams7768]

Grow up😂😂

[@jilliansaathoff4611]

sarah that part where you said you didn't think throwing up was gross just MADE ME RESPECT YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I love you hahahahahaha

[@jilliansaathoff4611]

I'm so weird i know but seriously

[@krissywilliams1714]

sameee

[@Laurafabila6328]

Yes!

[@joannedraya794]

the only story times i can actually go through without being bored af is Sarah's, like girl u need to make so many more , i'd go through your dream stories lmfao honestly

[@kaitlynharris8781]

Wow she reminds me of Sarah Baska!

[@sophiegrace3704]

That Blonde Equestrian ikr! it's crazy

[@libbyjansen8118]

@skomf fr I have no clue what their talking abt, she looks nothing like Sarah Baska😂

[@lizzys1439]

WTF U LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS VID IDK AND WHERE DID U GET UR CHOKER I NEED TO KNOW

[@caramiller7385]

That not a choker

[@angieperez4271]

That's a necklace

[@lizzys1439]

+Cara Miller I meant like her necklace thing sorry 😂

[@julietvalencia3398]

+Charles Gross wtf??😂😂

[@iheartamberrrr]

you can get one in jcpenny. i got one with different pretty charms but i don't know if they still have them on stock. good luck !!

[@Leah-Owens]

i love your storytimes when im cleaning my house because i can just listen and not have to fully watch. youre a good friend sarah

[@sophiaaguilar548]

SHOW US HOW YOU DO YOUR MAKEUP!!

[@madiadamkie6476]

she did!!

[@fatimaibarra1972]

She has like 2 videos on it😂

[@multifandomqueen]

3 videos, but okay! 😂😉👌🏻

[@Ashley-in8bc]

I haven't even watched the video yet but just by looking at the title...I can relate

[@Ashley-in8bc]

oh shit, no I can't LOL

[@omgitselianahi]

+Ashley lmao me too my legit reaction

[@babylava273]

Sarah can light up my mood in seconds like whatever the shit I have I watch her and I forget about whatever troubling me she has this positive energy and beautiful laugh that will make you smile❤️❤️

[@Mak13]

SARAH STOP FORGETTING TO DIVE IN LMAO

[@madalynnfaith4577]

Are u even wearing pants in the "dive in"😂 part lol . Ily

[@miak3939]

Congrats on 400k Sarah! I love u so much!! ♡

[@arianathekitty9165]

the outro "SHUT UP BITCH IM NOT DONE" dead

[@sammyedmond1396]

Sarah needs to audition for tanas Collab channel!!

[@baileysgay8184]

OMG FR THEY'RE MY TWO FAVOURITE KZbinR

[@MariahSalazar]

I wish we could like nominate or suggest people so that Sarah could be on it!!

[@rianonk5855]

Sarah and tana are together right now check tanas snapchat tanamongeau1

[@hartleistansbury5009]

THEY WERE TOGETHER TODAY I DIED

[@baileysgay8184]

THEY WERE TOGETHER FOR THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS DYING

[@TeenTale12251996]

I spent three nights watching sarah baska & this girl is amazing very entertaining like the things she shares funny plus her voice is amazing

[@emmastopher8045]

HAHAHAHAH 12:03 I'M CRYING "shut up bitch i'm not done"

[@mamas652]

Wait did anybody see Tana's snapchat of Sarah tryna get at the cute uber dude 😂😂

[@fonurbbbbb]

yes OMG 😂😂😂😂

[@sararenee6809]

YES OMFG

[@katienoelh]

YES OMG

[@Ccalwalker]

i so hope they made a video together

[@mamas652]

+Calum James Walker haven't seen it yet

[@Andy-ge5tt]

I would have left...... 😂😂

[@ellebelly4118]

Omg same

[@evinc8758]

Only Sarah can make cleaning a toilet a good story lmao

[@alyssafranco9133]

my heart melted a lil seeing you and Tana going to the Teen choice awards together lastnight. ILY GIRLLL. 💗

[@tatyanamays3776]

"That's so Daryl.." OMFGG I died 💀💀

[@ItsKayKat]

"That's so Darryl" hahahaha omg I laughed so hard

[@juliannag.6471]

You're honestly a good person for this, like it sounds dumb, but all these people saying "I would've just left, not my mess, not my problem," are obviously not as compassionate or forgiving as you are ily

[@cassidy9928]

I would have just puked on the puke

[@spenshay9379]

😂😂😂

[@hannahs6356]

Lol me too

[@aaliyah9016]

OMG YOU AND TANA WERE TOGETHER ON YOUR SNAP!! IM PRAYING YOU GUYS ARE COLLABING IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE!

[@lindseyyoungblood5828]

THEY WERE? ONHG

[@skylal7315]

+elohim stan ew

[@nadine5613]

Aaliyah Tamart 🤦‍♂️ oh no.... the person who literally is so chill with her?! No way.... well I guess if it happens I will look at tana's vids and hope god blesses me with accidental 2nd fave KZbinr or something..

[@jojolingo5612]

Nadine Ashory tana would be horrible for sarah. Tana lies about her story times she lied about her house aitter and then her house sitter made a response video and thats when i began to dislike tana

[@JulietOriginals]

This was the best bedtime story ever thank u Sarah

[@maybe.santana]

"Shut up, bitch I'm not done!" HAHAHAHA I LOST MY SHIT

[@lauren2556]

i don't know why but i seriously love her laugh! XD

[@danii2661]

I really love you Sarah! your personality is awesome. I watch all your videos. I like that you're down to earth and you don't put on a show for the camera.. in a sense that you don't try to be perfect and proper. Stay true and keep doing you!!

[@sarahcastillo7524]

"Yo Darrell... You kinda exploded in my bathroom " HAHAHA DEAD

[@brookecsabey]

"chicken ass dinner" im crying hahahah

[@apalmeri]

I love Sarah so much and I've been subscribed for a while now, I just really hope she stays different and doesn't turn into one of those basic ass KZbinrs

[@christinalove9]

Your auto tune scared my dog

[@sophiegrace3704]

christinalove9 i like the causal little heart

[@christinalove9]

Sophie Grace ahahahaha

[@wow-dz3wq]

If Sarah had a podcast I would be ALLL over that shit

[@adventurousjanee9962]

Lmfao i love you your random laughs and giggles are everything cx

[@greatbigorangecloud]

I changed your snap chat name to Baskin Robbins. You're just as good as the ice cream 👌🏻👌🏻

[@krissywilliams1714]

😂😂

[@shaureed23]

What's her sc?

[@fb-rq1pd]

+Shaureed Julian kindasarah

[@shaureed23]

+franncescabelle thank you💗

[@skinnitv4661]

BASKA ROBBINS IM DONE

[@stephismith8728]

"Like humans throw up that's not gross" ok bye

[@dylanelohel6908]

I always shed a tear while watching your videos for some reason.... I'm not joking

[@brooke8997]

Do the 10 minute makeup challenge while high !!!

[@brooke8997]

I discovered the challenge as a 5 minute makeup challenge while high but no one can do it in 5 minutes so I suppose 10 is a better bet lol

[@jazmine8667]

I like it how on every story time Sarah tell she always says it like " oh so we're just chilling probably watching a movie and some one has and idea . " and then I'm just like "well" there fucked because EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE HAS AN IDEA OR THEY TELL SOMEONE ITS OK TO DO THIS . There just fucked . U feel me😂

[@aimeexx8449]

This is the first video I've ever seen of yours and as soon as I heard SZA I subbed 👌🏻

[@snowskye94]

If anyone else is searching for the intro song its SZA - Julia (Z)

[@sarahmontanes9195]

god bless your soul. I've literally spent an hour searching for this song. ilu

[@isheuebejwkakwvwgwhshsheiw7522]

Og

[@mariahluke7159]

GIRL SAME

[@Royal_Fortune]

Your the best

[@snowskye94]

+Sarah Montanes haha me too girl you're welcome:)

[@greysonwebb6602]

okay but her outro song is so good

[@jordanbarr9597]

i just saw you on Tanas sc story and i'm so happy oml i've been waiting for you guys to meeeeet😂

[@missmeghanvlogs]

holy FUCK u listening to sza in the beginning really hyped me up man. we'd be great friends.

[@bugsdohavefeelings]

I was eating while I watched this. I was eating, Sarah.

[@jenthetromp3448]

thank god for you, like, you are literally the coolest person ever

[@xoo224]

"shut up bitch im not done" 😂 this is why i LOVE YUU! 💕

[@queendanah3084]

I'm proud of u Sarah , I would zayn out so quick 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rarekeelijo13]

OH MY GAWD. This story is insane! Why are you so nice hahaha