Storytime: This One Time I Thought I Was Gonna Die...in my bathtub

[@lizlizlive]

LOOL no way! You was literally laying in a nasty mess. I was screaming as if this was a movie. Glad your husband came to your rescue. phew! keep the stories coming please, love love love them!

[@A.Hoosier]

Every couple of years, I come back for this story. I’m screaming 😂😂😂

[@gpeebles5146]

I am sitting at my desk at work in tears!! Such a good story! I can't wait for the next installment.

[@CookingWithCarolyn]

Dang Rox! Girl you somethin' else LOL, my floors would have been a mess and maybe even the carpet because I would have crawled down the hallway hollerin' like a crazy woman, "Wake y'all asses up!" I'm glad you made it you though. Those razors were nothing nice back in the day. Now, I got something else to look forward to...Storytime w/ Rox! lol

[@FroLifeFroever]

"Can you get me out of this tub? I'm fixing to die" lmaooooo I'm screaming!!!

[@CherieButler]

Rox...claim your gifts!! You are a gifted storyteller...you're funny, smart, kind-hearted and thoroughly entertaining. Thanks for sharing.

[@dmvrebuild]

*oprah voice from color purple* I was feelin mighty low... mighty bad (case of the mondays) and den I seed you ms rox... this video gave me the strength I needed to get thru the rest of this work day. Omg lolol!!

[@4itsrox]

This made me laugh a good five minutes, LMAOOO!

[@BoobieIAm]

***** that was hilarious

[@GregThatDudeTv]

Blood, throw up and food shavings all in this water. I wasn't readyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@4itsrox]

I warned you though!! :)

[@CulturaPA]

Rox, I was laughing throughout your whole story! You really are one of the best story tellers ever! No matter what your doing or discussing in your videos, I always know that you will bring a smile and/or laughter, to my face. I thank you for what you do!

[@NellzBK_]

This is why I love Rox! You had me in here hollerin'!!!! This story was hilarious and gross as fuck! We need more of these videos. Keep em' coming! Lmaaao

[@tamcar04]

That story had me a little woozy....I'm glad you lived to tell it!

[@TyThaiBaby]

OMG LOOOL I love your storytimes!! I’m catching up while doing some weekend organizing/cleaning! Thank you for being you!!! ❤❤❤

[@erikagladden]

DAAYUUUM!! But I'm just like you about germs!! I always thought if a robber ever came in the gas station, grocery store, bank, etc and yelled "Everybody get on the floor"! I'd be a dead MF cause I ain't gettin on nobody's dirty floor!! Lol!!

[@4itsrox]

Honey me too!!

[@johncrawley7233]

Me too

[@ebonydawkins8005]

I'm the same way!!

[@honeyluv15]

You are defiantly one hell of a story teller. When you went into detail about yelling for your hubby, I was in the edge of my seat,lol!

[@TheQueenearth]

lmao! so funny. I love these storytime vids. i can tell you've had a FULL life thus far. you're a great story teller. keep it up.

[@Thenettis]

When you said you were about to up-chuck I was like "Nooooooo!!! " lol great story!! Like the change, Would love to hear more :)

[@SpillitBoyTV]

Laud have mercy, I thought I was goin' die listening to you tell that story. You are too much, I love it!

[@SEFYH]

Woooooo LAWD HAVE MERCY Ms. Rox!!! That was deep (no pun intended LOL)! I'm lovin "Story Time" already! Can't wait to hear the next one!

[@anthill927]

im about to go watch all of your other story times because of this! I laughed so hard and then i felt for u when u started talking about your daughter discovering you, basically i felt a bunch of emotions while you were telling your story, which means i guess mission accomplished because I was so drawn into your story. much love rox!

[@beaniegurl47]

Ooooooooooooooo this story stressed me out!!! The whole time I was thinking to myself and screaming at the the screen Roxanne get out the tub, girl you got to get out the tub step on a towel or something!!! Chile......oh my Gosh.....po' thang!! LMBO girl! No ma'am.....😳😳😳😳😮😮😮

[@MindfulJA3]

Please keep these coming, I agree that storytelling is your gift. I would love to read anything you've written.

[@KeiBee24]

Lol. Wow Rox. Great story. Made me laugh, wince, shake my head, say 'Girl what?' ... hahahaha. Loved it. Keep this series coming. "Feet shavings..." Lol! Happy you made it out alive.

[@ThatChickKim]

BOL! Why was this story funny to me?! You really are gifted at storytelling.

[@100Stratusfiedx]

I wasn't that grossed out by the story. I love that the next thing your husband does after saving you is giving you a lecture.

[@stephwells215]

Why is it that you immediately start thinking to yourself..."Ok I guess this is it. This is how I'm gonna die." Lol I thought that the times I thought it was over too....until it's not. Lmao good story Rox!

[@4itsrox]

Lol, right. Just slow resignation.

[@TheSandramae25]

Lol... glad everything worked out. Girl you had me over here balling up my feet.Looking forward to more stories😂😂

[@capria30]

Lord Rox I was not ready even with the warning.....Great story! I am going to love the series!

[@ayanamikriz]

I'm here watching old videos from before I subscribed and let me tell you, I'm crackking up!!! You're the best.

[@MsGigijenjen]

How is it you're not on tv? I love storytime! Great way to start my day. Thank you!

[@pamelaevans8440]

OMG Roxs' I just found you on KZbin and you are hilarious!!!!! I really do enjoy hearing you speak and your opinion. I'm happy you started a new series; you are an excellent storyteller I am crackin' up keep up the great work, I look forward to the next one. BE WELL!!!

[@peedeedee1295]

Rox loving your story telling - you are hilarious!!! Cannot wait to your next instalment.

[@DheKayMarie77]

😂😂😂 this story is soo crazy, my foot start hurting I'm getting nauseous myself picturing what happened, great story sooo funny

[@shadesofdeegray]

Sooo funny, but I felt bad about laughing. LOL. I want to hear the wedding party girls night out story.

[@CharLInd12]

You're right... You are a GREAT storyteller! Haha...., can't wait untill the next

[@lcarprin]

OMG I am on the floor under my desk trying not to get fired Lmao. I almost paused it cause I couldn't stop laughing to listen. Omg omg omg whew gotta catch my breath. Thank you SOOOOO much for this I've been begging for your stories ever since you told us about that wedding on the hill in cali and your postpartum after your son. Love these. Thanks for sharing.

[@SCTravelRN]

Damn Rox, I thought my OCD was bad!! Lololol.... The nurse in me doesn't get grossed out, but I am definitely a germafobe and a neat freak. Drives my family up the wall for sure! You are a born entertainer and storyteller.... keep 'em coming!

[@QueenBoftheQueenCity1]

Oh hell Rox I had to stop the video when you said it looked like a mouth lol. I couldn't take no more. You still get a thumbs up, though! : ) I feel you with that drawing blood shit. Everytime I need to give some blood, I always ask if they know what they doing. We gotta get an understanding about this thang, hell. When they get to tapping and switching arms trying to find a vein, I get the hell up out the seat.

[@4itsrox]

Lmao, all that damn tapping.

[@Sacha6100]

i had to pause at that exact spot too! lol o..m..g this was a mess

[@The_ElleFactor]

That's exactly where I stopped!

[@shaleesal.2060]

LMBO! Seriously!!! This story had me rolling!! I agree. That pumice stone don't have nothing on those old school razors!

[@MrsDimples28]

I'm a bath person too. Lol at those razors, my mom goes to a nail shop where they still use the razor on the regulars... They always bring it out like it's a secret weapon 👣

[@4itsrox]

Too funny….I've seen them whip them out on the low too….

[@jmissesblac2006]

Hell yeah Rox. Bring on Story Time and any other idea you have. You are my first KZbin channel I ever started watching religiously. Looking forward to what else you have to bring.

[@toones242]

omg omg omg!!! lawwwwd!!! that had me scared and had me crackin up and grossed out of the same time!! i love it!! pleeeeease keep doin this series!!!

[@simplechic87]

You are a great story teller!! OMG I got the image in my head of you layin in you tub just helpless :( Glad your Hubby saved the day!!!

[@alwoods8]

OMG!! That was crazy lol! I like this segment. Can't wait to hear more!

[@YourKingofHearts]

Mannnnnnnnn..as soon as you said "razor" I started shaking my head. You're a phenomenal story-teller Rox. Didn't realize I was holding my breath until you got to the part where your husband came in.

[@MzMJ77]

Loved it! Glad you're going to do this series. It was a gross, interesting story. Glad your husband finally heard you calling him.

[@babyp7227]

Glad to see these stories popping back up in my news feed. Love these stories. Hearing this reminds me of a special foot knife my Mom would use. Like a little steak knife w a brown handle. She had it sharp a way where aaaaallllll that heel skin was gone!!! With the pumice stone as the end smoother... 😅😅😅 I still have it and I use it till this day bc ur right, that heel grater just ain't the same!!

[@deshawn18]

I love story time can't wait for more. When I hit it big I'm def getting u a talk show mana rox!

[@TheDtorrence]

Girl, you are too funny. This series is going to be good.

[@lovelyladi0113]

Rox I loooovvveee your story times! They are amazing!

[@Chandee1205]

Great story Rox, i cant wait to hear more stories!

[@yolandad68]

All I can say is I am happy to see you made it...I didn't know whether to keep listening, turn it off, feel sick myself, laugh or what!!! I love your story telling style though.

[@nursediva04]

OMG, Rox----you had me in tears!!!! LMAO!!!!!

[@rainbowboo45]

I am tooo weak😂. She said "This Rough Ass Foot" and Get Down With These Heels" im no good!😂 lols

[@bluetextbooks]

Just tried to listen to this a second time, only made it half way through. Great story Rox!

[@jdbailey442]

Lawd, I was rocking back and forth while you were telling this damn story and squealed a few times too!!! I'm glad you ended up being ok, you had me scurred! Yo azz is for real OCD cause a clean bathroom is the last thing you should have been thinking bout, LOL. I can't wait to hear more crazy assed stories!

[@Msladye1230]

Loving storytime w/ Rox..can't wait for the next one!.

[@claudiariggins5919]

I enjoyed the story. I literally laughed until I cried. Keep the series going!

[@mikeyundefeated574]

LMFAO!!! Thank you so much Rox for story time. I was having a bad day and you made me feel so much better. I love Story time!!

[@lala_Israel]

I can already tell I'm gonna love this segment!!!!!

[@gottidatnigka]

My favorite story time... I had to come back and enjoy it, I definitely needed the laugh.

[@millib09]

Giiiirl! You tell one he'll of a story! Lol those razors are nobody's joke. Gashed up my foot too. Lol

[@alishagordon5774]

BOL!! that was a great story..not that I thought it was great you were in pain and anguish at that time, but the way you told it it was very entertaining and you gave vivid details (it was like a movie in the head) anyhoo, thanks for sharing...you are cray, but a great cray!

[@JazzyRachel]

Peachcare was the bizness!! I wanted to lie on my paperwork when I started making more money to keep it. lol!

[@4itsrox]

Me too!

[@ashwilson3042]

+4itsrox Rox 😂😂😂😩😩😩😩 I'm dead

[@halimawheeless5392]

OMG!!!!!! You are a great storyteller! I was on the edge of my seat! And I was covering my mouth mumbling "no no no..." the whole time! I LOVED the story but damn that was intense! Lol.

[@wlanee]

Keep them coming. I was cringing and holding my left foot while you were talking. We all have this I almost died moments.

[@warmheart11187]

Rox you killed it...I'm crying and trying to do it quietly! Hilarious and since I have a very visual mind...you almost made me throw-up...lol. Hubby to the rescue!!!! Love this...keep em coming.

[@Nashia25]

Love this series Rox! Keep em coming!

[@goldie88gl]

The Part When Your Husband Found You With The Mask On Was So Funny, Lol... I Can Just Imagine What He Look Like. I'm Glad You Can Laugh About It. I Can't Wait To Hear More Of Your Stories. :)

[@Chantel827]

I loved this video. And I thought I was gonna die laughing. You have a way making something that could potentially be tragic so hysterical

[@kenyafromcali]

That was a well told story! I laughed. I almost threw up and I was on the edge of my seat. Thanks for sharing Rox.

[@heybeautygeek77]

Whaha omg thank god you're oke! I love these stories can't wait for the next video!!

[@am6662006]

LMFAO I'm driving listening to this and laughing so hard. Keep these stories coming

[@seletascocina]

Girl....You are tooo much!!! I go get Pedi's too but I use the razor sometimes for in between...now you making me rethink....LOL!!! Happy you made it through to tell a hell of a story!!

[@4itsrox]

Don't tell nobody but I still use mine every now and then in between pedis too.

[@seletascocina]

Nothing wrong with that. When you mentioned the cheese grater I wouldnt believe it till i really saw it three weeks ago. I live in Brooklyn, N.Y. and they went from the razor,the sander with the sandpaper...LOL!! to the cheese grater....OMG!!! We women must have some effed up feet....Sitting at my desk laughing at all the contraptions they be using...But Roxie Doll, I'm going to email you this product that i used and it really helped its like a treatment that you leave on for 45 min and it gradually takes off all the dead skin.

[@halimawheeless5392]

You do what?! Lol. Well just don't use ya right hand. Just do one foot. LMAO!

[@NVOXO]

dangggg Rox. I got squirmy after a while but still watched lol. I love this new series

[@moor13floor]

I ain't even watched it yet, and I'm like "Yay! It's Rox!" LoL Do your thang, gyrl. I been telling folks bout ya vids.

[@mrnic2008]

I learned that you were a great storyteller when I found your blog. I kept thinking, "Why doesn't she write a book?", but this video right here??? Oh my goodness. You did warn us...I look forward to more stories:)

[@0MyssBee0]

Listerine and vinegar as a feet soak does the trick! Good story! Im on the edge of my seat waiting to hear the next one!!

[@calicakes00]

Omg @itsrox I almost threw up, and I would've choked from laughing so hard! I'm glad you survived! More stories please

[@305JustMe]

OMG I'm crying Rox! That was hilarious. Glad you made it out that tub tho.

[@BeautyHaircareNMore]

Girl you know you are crazy. Can't wait to hear the LA stories, being an LA girl myself.

[@tresaj]

You are the best storyteller!!! I laughed and gagged at the same time, lol

[@DaFinestAngie]

OMG Rox..I didn't know whether to laugh or hold my mouth closed lol. And then your husband came in fussing, cthu...Bet y'all can look back on it now and get a good laugh. Your stories are always funny and good for a great laugh. Those razors are the business too, can't even much lie. I was like where the razor at when they stopped using them right. That cheese grater don't do shit, it just skim the surface right...This is going to be a good series!!

[@therealjaylee_]

Cali-Lanta girls in the his-ouse! Tha his-ouse, tha his-ouse, tha his-ouse! LOL Glad you made it through this! Thanks for sharing, this was hilarious Rox! Thinking of going back to Cali for my bday Aug 19th - I miss Venice!

[@indese7975]

OMG...glad u are alright!!....I love this series idea...Yes, pls do more.

[@NPOCREATIONS]

That was a great story WOW! Rox I also like when you do Roxacolgy. Please bring that back too.

[@TajtheGreat7]

Loved the video!!! Keep them coming Rox!

[@rosecarter1037]

Love love love ❤️ your story time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ginanze30]

lol,pretty Rox as usual.Watching you all the way in the Caribbean.

[@Clacci38]

Roxy Stories...luv it. You crack me up!!! I still use the razor and damn near skin myself alive every time.lol

[@TheStaceyChik]

Loved the story!! That is so scary Rox. Lol

[@glampie9]

This had me crying and rollin! I cant with you rox

[@0amycarter0]

LMAOOO!!!! that was actually really funny, the part with your husband had my dying

[@IamKiaWoods]

Lord I'm so glad you didn't die! I was wondering what happened to those razors! The other stuff doesn't get the job done the same. Girl thanks so much for sharing. Hilarious. Thumbs up

[@ellmanm16]

I was so into the story!! I knw about tht feeln...ESPECIALLY whn u feel like no one can hear u n ur yelling!! So scary!!!! Im glad u made it through and didn pass out...I KNW being from Cali myself u got sum interesting stories girl...lol Can't wait to hear more! Hve a great day!!!

[@ellmanm16]

Forgot to add...I totally agree about the floor...its something about it..evn though we clean it ourselves...lol My sis just asked me yesterday y do I always hve some type of shoes on whn I come n my kitchen...lol I can do carpet no shoes...but tile or anything else requires shoes or socks...lol

[@4itsrox]

I wear OldNavy flip flops all through my house. NEVER barefoot.

[@ms.davinadesmon8131]

***** good idea

[@syrgirl]

***** ME TOO!

[@luvyaselfgirl35]

Love this as your new series. Great idea!

[@MsQTCut3]

Rox OmG! Im listening to you through my headphones at work and when you got to the ‘I felt the watery feeling in my throat’, I just Groaned out Loud like ‘Oh Dear GOD please don’t say the sick went in the tub, please GOD’ LoOoL brilliant story and I actually got to the end of it and Love MrRox, he’s officially the masked sleep apnoea super hero!

[@Love_TheArtist]

Rox! That is the best story EVER! I was laughing so much!

[@MissKuriousG]

OMG Rox!!! That is terrible but you are the bomb storyteller :))))) I'm glad that you decided to do this. I love it!!

[@FeelingFitFabFun]

I shouldn't have laughed at your near death experience but when you said you slid back in the water... I cracked up!!! & your husband wearing the mask? Too funny

[@QueenNaestar]

YASSSSSS, THAT IS WHAT HAD ME BUGGING OUT....HER HUSAND WEARING THE MASK...THEN CURSING HER OUT, AT HER NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE. ROXYOU ARE SOOOO FUNNY. KEEP THEM COMING. I HAVE A FEW MYSELF..LOL

[@dahkari2003]

Lol, I'm glad that you are ok but is it wrong that I laughed so hard at this Rox ? you are too funny. This was a pretty damn smart replacement for the reality show slot.