Storytime: When My Teacher LIED To Get Me In Trouble

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[@user-pl4iq3sb6v]

So let me get this straight. The VP questions the legitimate parent of the injured kid but not the random dude the other student called and got hung up on? 😆

[@caasig]

Mukluk: folds paper crane Teacher: solos 3 raid wing bosses

[@MuklukYoutube]

I lol’ed!

[@Dragmer]

I remember hearing this while doing the meta. I laughed so much that I died more than once hahahaha

[@xezzee]

I'm listening this at work! ... Funniest work day ever!

[@delirious3479]

Why did I just sit here in the office watching this entire video with a weird smile on my face? Might be cause of the school memories it all brings back

[@auronayoutube9303]

Noxxis editing is sublime once again - also that teacher reminds me a lot of one of my art teachers back in high school ... always smelled like booze and cigarettes, always irritable yet desinterested in her students at the same time - and totally losing it on multiple occasions haha

[@paulgotik]

that's a typical art teacher :(

[@quantumhelix1848]

The police on the checkpoint was asking me why was I laughing when I stopped in front of them and they had their hand on their holsters then I showed them this video the part where you handed the phone to the vp got policemen laughing with me🤣🤣

[@drdoctor9146]

I don't know why, but whenever you said that you got hit with the paper bat, I could just imagine the feeling of that and the aftermath.. Gives me a headache thinking about it lol

[@CorwinCZ]

I'm really glad there is nobody in the office, I laughed so hard :D Great story!

[@rainbowturtle]

A 2 meta story? It has to be at LEAST 3 metas and a tequatl to be long.

[@RaviVemula2]

Dang, now THAT is a story! I'm surprised your meta parties didn't die from laughter in the process hahaha

[@VladTheRad]

"meta - a unit for measuring time during muk stories" :)

[@charly5245]

7:50 Viktoria... Love you for the callback LMAO.

[@lukaswolter966]

VP: Are you Mrs. Mukluk? Mrs. Mukluk: Of course I am VP: Could you add one double cheeseburger to your order? That'd be great Hilarious content, keep it up!

[@Urlik7]

VP: I would need a human-like answer from you this time. Tell me, what what do you like about your son? What is your most recent memory together? Why is he so dummy thicc?

[@stormheartspirit]

Haha when you got to the part about what the VP said...an ad loaded and so it went- 'Muk: and she said- Ad: STOP! OOH 5 MILLION POWER...' or something like that lol. Also, opportunity here Muk - Mukluk branded Origami Crane merch! Enjoy some Arby's today, haha.

[@LightSeira]

Yep kids, teachers used to be this bad! Haha good story!

[@lebolas100]

this is the most funniest story i heard in a long time xD

[@michaelcoffey1991]

Sounds like the VP got this one wrong Global Icon " well why is she a teacher then" had me spit out my juice.

[@JayRandomness07]

Oh god this reminds of of something I haven't thought about in years. My weirdest teacher interaction I had has to be a substitute teacher I had in 6th grade for a day (11to12 year olds) for music class. I legit felt bad for her up till she involved me. The class was ignoring her, talking loudly, just messing around in our seats etc, she had to yell at us just to quiet down to a murmur. Not gonna say I wasn't chatting with a friend next to me but wasn't causing any sort of ruckus like most of the class and full stopped when it was clear she was legit upset about halfway through the period (I think we were suppose to be watching a movie). I had been quiet for a few min's at this point, along with my friend beside me. She finally has some semblance of control after yelling at us for a min about how we're the worst class shes ever had to sub for (she had to have been maybe mid 20's, so still a fairly new teacher) and says something to the affect of, we (the class) are just going to sit in silence for the last 20min's of class and if anyone so much as talks without raising their hand to be called on they are going to be sent to the office. Well right as she finishes saying that she scans the room to stop and stare right at me. Now I'm about center of the room right in the middle row of all the a rows of our seats, basically in the middle of everyone of our grid pattern seating. I just try and smile at her, kind of my way of saying 'sorry our class sucks' and she points at me and tells me to get up. She will not tolerate laughing, she doesn't care if the person beside me said something funny or not (my friend hadn't said a word either). She takes me outside the classroom and sits me beside the door. Tells me not to move and goes back in and shuts the door. Class ends 20mins later. Everyone leaves to go to homeroom before school finishes (last 10-ish min's of the day for us) she walks out and tells me she is going to the office to report me and I'm to stay here till she comes to get me after to walk me back to my homeroom and will explain to my teacher what I've done. At this point I'm looking forward to seeing what she's gonna say as I didn't do anything. Well I sit there, school ends, still sitting there, I watch people file out to leave for the day and wave to a few friends that ask why I can't leave yet, I just tell them I'm waiting for the sub (don't want to be caught chatting so the sub can use that against me, so I wave them along). A few more minutes go by, I guess my homeroom teacher asked where I was, she shows up and asks why I'm just sitting in the hallway in front of the music room, so I tell her. She tells me to wait one moment and will find the sub. Comes back a couple minutes later from the office and tells me the sub left and didn't say anything about me or report me, she just signed out and left, leaving me sitting in the hallway. My homeroom teacher looks about as astonished as I feel as she tells me this, says I'm not in trouble and can go home. I will note, while we were a loud class, looking back on it, we weren't honestly that bad besides being talkative. She clearly was not meant to be teacher for younger kids if we were the class that broke her. Also doesn't help I was pretty much the quiet kid and was the example role model throughout all my school years. So I think my homeroom teacher didn't hesitate to believe me which was nice.

[@Davidrunz]

Very funny story !!! Even though I stopped aging gw2 I very much enjoy your content. Also, why the hell do people dislike this video? Mukluk is a great personality and is keeping gw2 alive he deserves not a single dislike

[@QDurlstonP]

Ah this story is awesome! Damn we need more longhaul Muk Storytimes xD

[@Mythical_Being]

This story is the highlight of the day. It was crazy and I love it. "not this time" nicely ominous

[@arcadiosv7258]

I love these storytimes! This made me think of my art teacher who... was very similar to this. Bwaha

[@seen_n_unseen]

ngl this story made me furious about that teacher. ‘Yeah she does that sometimes’ WELL WHY IS SHE STILL A TEACHER THEN!?!?! I’m sorry asgkshfk the story was funny just...gosh this teacher 😤

[@taylorgarrett793]

probably cause firing a teacher isnt as easy as ya might think

[@boltodj]

Teachers unions, dude. That's the ugly side of unions. They protect their own, even when their own cause problems for them and makes them look bad. I wasn't considered a good union brother because I wanted the bad apples held accountable. There's a lot of good that unions do, but this is the ugly side, and one of the things anti-union folks cling to.

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

It's pretty hard firing a teacher unless they straight up beat a student

[@aranhawk4295]

I had a roommate in college who had some similar stories. One teacher even told him he wouldn't amount to anything, TO HIS FACE!

[@Ralesk]

This was way more hilarious than I thought it would be XD

[@lucaspiotrowski772]

This Story is just pure gold!! Big fat heart for the Storytimes!

[@Viktoria_Thaelin]

The story was even better the second time

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

This reminds me of a time in 6th grade math, there was this one group of popular guys that I had to sit with at my table and they were on good terms with the teacher even though they made a whole bunch of ruckus in class. She thought they were hilarious and wouldn't try hard to get them to do their work in class. Whenever I would make a joke in class, she would reprimand me for not being "ladylike" and I didn't have good friends in that class so I was mostly quiet. One day, the popular boys at my table were being super loud and goofing around for nearly an hour now(one class is an hour and 45 minutes), and I was trying to tell them to be quiet because I couldn't focus on my assignment and you know what the teacher does? She storms up to our table and tells me to sit in the front of the room so I would stop distracting my table group. She just kept reprimanding me and eventually I got in that I wasn't the one making all the noise and I was trying to tell them to be quiet and she snaps, "BOY'S MESS AROUND ALL THE TIME, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE! NOW SIT AT THE FRONT TABLE, YOUNG LADY!" so I sit there completely quiet for the rest of class and when lunch comes around, she had this thing where the people that were behaving the best in class could leave right away, while everyone else had to wait to go out, single file and letting someone out every minute and MY TEACHER LETS OUT THE BOYS WHO WERE TALKING FIRST AND I'M JUST SCREAMING INTERNALLY AS PEOPLE ARE SLOWLY FILING OUT, LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE CLASSROOM WAS TALKING MORE THAN I DID AND I WAS THE LAST ONE TO LEAVE. This other girl, who was sitting next to me, got pissed at the fact that other people who were talking could leave before me and told the teacher that I hadn't made a peep and the teacher just yells at her and makes both of us stay in the room and skip lunch entirely!!!! I have never gotten a more sexist teacher than her, she is by far the meanest teacher to me ever. Don't even get me started on some of the other crap she pulled 😂

[@WeirdPhilosophy]

I discovered your channel today, this is the first of your videos in my subscription feed. From now on I expect this level of entertainment from every video :D

[@JasonCebedo]

Perfect timing to watch a storytime vid and go to sleep, thanks Muk! You truly made my night LOL

[@fritzbaum7332]

It's even better if you actually do get a scar in the middle of your forehead instead of a scratch. Got one by running into a metal fence while playing soccer in the school courtyard in primary school.

[@JBat-rk1qp]

This was an incredible story time 😂 I will now be chiming into your streams and you will be receiving my prime subs from now on. Thanks for the awesome content, Muk!

[@jakejewkes2122]

I just gotta know was this in Utah, cause it feels like a Utah high school lol 😂😂

[@MuklukYoutube]

O.O did I say that in the video? Yes this was at a high school in Utah.

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

@@MuklukKZbin no you didn't say where the high school was, WOW JAKE JUST PREDICTED THAT!!!

[@jakejewkes2122]

Man I think we may have had the exact same teacher because as soon as you described her I had flashbacks lol 😂

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

@@jakejewkes2122 :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

[@dePinkpanther]

The story times is high quality muk! I don't even know what to say at this point...haha

[@mejiasan]

from now on i'll start to measure time on metas instead of minutes :D

[@leftjedi]

Laughed so hard, thanks for sharing this story

[@doc3454687]

So....Oregano is not Origami, and Mukluk should not make large cranes that tempt others to act on impulses, Got it. oh, and Boop for the comment aglo-thingy Sorry but the text that was expected here has been canceled, except for the text to tell you the text is canceled. We here strive to bring you only the highest quality text and we promise to do better in the future.

[@guardiangibbs2663]

Your stories are amazing.

[@matheusspable]

what a sad life this teacher must live lol.

[@Viktoria_Thaelin]

"Not this time"

[@screech4505]

First of all that teacher... should not have been a teacher. A lot of teachers should not be tbh. And lmao I’d just like to add that head injuries bleed a hell of a lot, no matter how small 😂 so I’m not surprised your face was basically covered in blood

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

I remember one time in my 6th grade math class, my nose just started bleeding profusely, like while we were taking notes. I didn't touch it or anything, it just started literally gushing blood and it didn't stop for like a half an hour. I just got a bunch of tissues and went to the nurse's office and just sat there. I wasn't hurting or anything!

[@Pike27]

Such a legendary tale

[@dotaprorussian3679]

Holy shit I'm so glad you uploaded this.

[@novusnocturnm]

Reminds me of the time I got in trouble for accidentally stabbing a pencil into my palm. (Just right of that triangle looking line on your hand.) Kid behind me moved as I was tapping the pencil on my hand, jolted me enough that it stabbed into me. Wasn’t mad or badly bleeding or anything, but it was right before a test so the teacher though I was trying to get out of it.... that was in 4th grade in the late 90s... I’ve never forgiven that teacher to this day. XD

[@abettlukban5600]

This is really "short". I demand more stories, Muk!

[@xTheToolx]

THanks!

[@saxxum8360]

I was furious about you not using your abilities to Maximum use like giving Might for the Fight Placing your Frost Spirit :// man i am even going into guild Halls with my Healbrand just to maintain quickness for the gathering xD cmon Mukk show a little muscle memory 💓 love you nice Story i laughed But also i was mad with you

[@eierkuchen001]

bleed without permission is a crime

[@jonathanwilson2863]

I actually love Mukstory time.

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

Honestly, I'm more surprised your mom let you get a LARGE CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE??? My mom lets me have a small milkshake every 3 years and aside from that, I just get some chocolate once a month, I am so jealous. BEST MOM EVER.

[@MuklukYoutube]

Momma Muk and I were not known for eating the healthiest of foods lol

[@jonathansoko1085]

good ol yella tooth

[@TheAquarius87]

Kids these days can fold origami shotguns and teachers wouldnt dare to grab them by the wrist

[@Wylf]

For the record, in case feedback on it is wanted, I'm still not a fan of the premiere feature. Seeing a video pop up, only for it to turn out to be a premiere, does not make me go "Oh, I should mark the time when it finally goes live", it just annoys me because I ended up clicking on something that doesn't actually work at the moment. If I wanted to watch videos via schedule, I'd turn on the TV. I get that there may be an incentive for creators to maximize engagement in the first hours after uploading (and I also get that I may very well in the minority here, with my opinion), but personally I'm not enjoying it.

[@xkerberosx1]

Share your sentiment-it is so unbeliveably annoying and does not hype me up, but instead makes me consider unsubbin from Muk. I enjoy Muk's videos, but really hate this "premiere" feature.

[@kevin25699]

Everyone I've been subbed to and who uses the premiere feature gets a lot of flack for using it. I myself find it quite annoying but since its Muk i don't mind it as much.

[@Ralesk]

@@kevin25699 The few places that I follow and use it are ones who use it actively (kinda like a live stream, for creator-viewer interaction), and I have no problem with that; this I kinda don't get

[@MuklukYoutube]

Feedback is always welcome, I appreciate it. As you said it has to do with how good the video performs in its first hour, that affects how much YT will push it out to others, which premieres appear to be helping with. So far I've premiered 9 videos and hit record breaking numbers for my channel, but it is possible that that happened just because some of them were really good videos on their own merits, I don't have enough data to say. When I do use the feature I've been putting it into premiere mode at 2am and set it to release at 8am (the same time it was going to go live beforehand) but I understand now on some devices it doesn't say it is a premiere before you click on it.

[@Wylf]

@@MuklukKZbin Might also just be a case of the youtube algorithm recently deciding to push your channel more. I'm a relatively new subscriber and started watching your videos because you suddenly popped up in my recommendations (before you started using premiere, to my knowledge, was a few months ago now). But yeah, as I said, I get the importance of early engagement for videos and if the premiere feature is working for you in that regard I'll just have to quietly grit my teeth and deal with it. Just for me personally it's more annoying than helpful.

[@TheCreatey]

meta is a measure of time alright

[@Viktoria_Thaelin]

The two thumbs down must be the teacher and David 2

[@ethirvaxor]

This story was amazing

[@theoraccoon]

First *insert dennis emote here*

[@lassdom]

How can you play in a Raid and Talk in your show AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?! I can't think of I speak!

[@MuklukYoutube]

Lol this was a map event, a bit easier than raids. But if I know a fight well and it is going smoothly I can talk. If I'm learning a fight I have to tunnel vision the game to focus.

[@lassdom]

@@MuklukKZbin Map event indeed. My bad 😎👍

[@HurricaneRainbowOG]

daaaaamn....

[@NER0BLAST]

Hi Muk, I wanna know your opinion on action cam, as soon as I discovered it I enabled it and since then I can't go back to the other normal cam but I also know it's not for everyone, and it's not perfectly integrated, I had to tweek some stuff to keep it from bugging, curious to know what do you think about it, and also that lady is coco, khajit was totally innocent.

[@MuklukYoutube]

Action cam is fine for people who prefer it, I myself get worse using it so I don't enable it often.

[@NER0BLAST]

@@MuklukKZbin Great, probably depends on the class and role, I play scrapper mostly, might change opinion when I go on the ranger class, thanks Muk, love your work, you're awesome.

[@mittensfastpaw]

What an awful person.

[@JaredSvB]

Does Muk's voice sound different here..?

[@dovydasstrielkus3623]

wow xD

[@HeroineDark]

!giveaway (sorry I had to)

[@INDAREVISH]

I have to ask, are you from united states? dunno why I think you are from canada, but this screams usa school to me

[@MuklukYoutube]

Yep, this particular story happened in Utah. I live in Georgia currently.

[@INDAREVISH]

@@MuklukKZbin Oh my cousin is from Utah, lovely state, rewatching this video makes my wish you both said Richard Wreicko hit you haha, then you’d have Shaggy boy and claw teacher hunting for this man. Haha

[@xkerberosx1]

Muk, if you think that the premiere feature will make your community more hyped up, you are wrong. Instead of hyping me up, it makes me wanna unsub from you