The Things The CMC Are Not Allowed To Do... (Fanfic Reading - Comedy/Random MLP)

[@NinaJnoland]

She forgot the CMC is not allowed to "friend, follow, retweet, or even have contact" with Dr. Bright under any circumstances! We will not have another chainsaw bazooka episode....despite how friggin cool it was.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Gosh darn it! If only we could have another one of those episodes! x3

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah the foundation said NO MORE COLLABS FOR A FEW DAYS

[@MrGrey321]

AKA the MLP version of "The things Dr.Bright is not allowed to do"

[@goddesszel2746]

that what i was thought too.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Aha! I see the correlation there!

[@morlayetraore5517]

Ah an intellectual

[@starlightindustries7300]

Score one for the boys back home!

[@koopaking6148]

As soon as I read the title that is exactly what I thought of... Now I'm starting to wonder about other mlp x scp cross over stuff... Like maybe scp 999 aka the tickle monster blob thing is actually the smoze from mlp... That would be an interesting concept...

[@bandicootsauce4569]

You can tell that most of those rules apply to Scootaloo specifically. Lol!

[@vegetafan9922]

Twilight:"WE LEAVE YOU TO WATCH OVER THE CMC AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DO STUPID AND/OR DANGEROUS THINGS WHILE WE WERE AWAY ON A MISSION AND WHAT DO WE COME BACK TO...!!!? Discord:"Them doing stupid and/or dangerous things?" Twilight:"NO! YOU ACTIVELY HELPING THEM DO STUPIDER AND/OR EVEN MORE DANGEROUS THINGS!!!"

[@seantaggart7382]

Bright: Them? You mean me?

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

Discord: (decides to troll Twilight by poking fun at something she said) 🤨 "And speaking of stupid..... You DO realize that "Stupider" isn't actually a word,right? I figured YOU above all others would know THAT Twilight" Twilight: (She looks at Discord with a look of pure fury as her left eye begins twitching violently,before she bursts out screaming using the Royal Canterlot Voice at *FULL* volume. Destroying anything within a mile radius that was made of glass and also causing ponies in that same radius to have ringing in their ears. Before the town starts seeing magical blasts going off and hears (faintly because of the prior RCV ear rape) Discord laughing his mismatched ass off.)

[@starlightindustries7300]

The amount of chaos this brings makes discord shutter.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Indeed these do xD

[@jacobkedrow]

Chaos chaos

[@spaceerror_3571]

That’s the high school classroom for ya.

[@samurai2871]

Scootaloo, what did you do? I can’t wait to find out.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Ohhh it's gonna be amazing!

[@matty4z]

@@StraightToThePointStudio nice! could do with a good laugh

[@samurai2871]

I’m actually surprised they didn’t get expelled for some of these things... hell i’m surprised they didn’t get sent to Tartarus for it

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

I suppose that Cheerilee loves them too much!

[@kowhaifan1249]

“You may NOT bring your dead parents for show and tell!”

[@KidPrarchord95]

The only reason most of these are funny is because I'm imagining the CMC doing it. Also maybe because my friend and I have done a lot of similar things.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

It's a relatable, silly, and very funny thing!

[@KidPrarchord95]

@@StraightToThePointStudio P e r h a p s

[@metaking1008]

I can eeriely see this happen.

[@kakarotvegeta5095]

I wish rule 55 was real. Some time I do some of Goku's moves while nobody's looking.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

There's nothin wrong with that! x3

[@waywardfallout4921]

Rule 93 tells me this was inspired by “things Dr Bright is not allowed to do.”

[@fumikagetokoyami3226]

But not the one where they can't use souls as payment for bets

[@callumhiggins2167]

Ow mercy that was hilarious I cannot believe that the cutie mark Crusaders are not allowed to do all that staff including the bazinga reference from the big bang theory but all I can say is as much as some people disagree with Same rolls but at the end of the day they’re there for a reason no matter how silly and obvious they are.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

AHH YESS THE BAZINGA! x3

[@carnelianfox5010]

Oh my gosh, every rule was a sucker punch to my sense of humor! Loved it!

[@PastaPrincess25]

Let's be real here, who hasn't at least attempted some of these when they were kids? XD

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

These can hit real close to home and make ya smile x3 We musta have at least done maybe 15% of these in our lifetime!

[@zacharylink538]

Anon: *look like Scootalo have a good time under there~~*

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

OH MY~! LEWD LEWD LEWD!

[@samurai2871]

I actually thought the same thing.

[@Darkredprince4703]

And I thought bondage was bad

[@seantaggart7382]

PG! PG!

[@Xaerorazor0]

The CMC are not allowed to invite Dr. Bright for show and tell day.

[@FuriousHellHound74]

Dr Bright is not allowed is not allowed to use SCP-(Redacted) to go to Equestria , no not even when the cutie marks crusaders invited you for show and tell.

[@narwhals4550]

@@FuriousHellHound74 especially not if Discord asks nicely.

[@matthewvillalobos8632]

Or using dr bright pendit on some pony

[@CharybdisM0ns]

giggled all the way to "Busted Nut Cream" before i busted out laughing XD

[@blacktaffy4388]

Anon: I have taught you well in the art of degeneracy now go forth my children!!!!

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

Twilight: (after hearing of what Anon had done)😳 "Sweet Celestia,that crazy human bastard didn't..... Oh Faust he DID! We're all DOOMED!"

[@descendantgaming5410]

My dumb butt read "art of degeneracy" as " the chaos insurgency". What is wrong with me T-T

[@dragonizerx6462]

Wow so many rules. Also, all rules: will you are no fun :(

[@randomdragon8245]

I’m screaming because it’s so awesome, full of references, and hilarious!

[@fernandomangarrez6742]

Funny rules I found: "Rule 3: neither Edward Elric is not a role model for CMC. However Alphonse Elric it's a role model for CMC. "Rule 14 CMC may not allowed to encourage communism to their fellow classmates". The following role of 14 is "Rule 73: CMC may not replace motivational posters with Soviet propaganda" Like Bruh LMOF

[@seantaggart7382]

HARMONY IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM

[@fernandomangarrez6742]

@@seantaggart7382 *Historian doubtful noise*

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

@@fernandomangarrez6742 Press *X* To Doubt

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

"You may not refuse class work under the pretense that: you have "Dumb Bitch Disease." Jesus Christ that one REALLY made me laugh! 🤣 I can just imagine Cheerilee trying to give the CMC class work and when she got to Scootaloo she just ended up belting out: "I can't do any classwork because I have "Dumb Bitch Disease!" Loud enough for the ENTIRE classroom to hear her. 🤣

[@seantaggart7382]

@@fernandomangarrez6742 STOP DENYING THE TRUTH!

[@Bostonterrierslol]

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IN THE OFFICE YOU WILL BE FIGHTING OFF YOUR LAUGHS ALL DAY

[@discordgaming5470]

😹😹

[@quintonjones2699]

65:Awww I love Team Rocket and their theme song and mottos and Chrysalis is one of my waifus I can’t help but love her

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

It's all the best! Ahh Chrysalis is the best bug queen!

[@vynal187theunseen3]

Rule 289. Dr Bright is not allowed to use the mirror portal to got into the world of mlp and basically make the CMC pony versions of himself we have already alerted cheerilee what to expect from them

[@seantaggart7382]

We also alerted Celestia to "look out for any red gemstone amulet wearing pony"

[@seantaggart7382]

Update: Well we may need to change that rule Because well One scp dimension (Of 100) just Corrupted And id rather he not be Lost So im letting him stay UNDER TWILIGHT'S SIGHT

[@squee-g1658]

Gonna start calling peanut butter "busted nut cream" now. XD

[@AngelWingsYT]

Same!

[@NolanTheInternetUser]

I’m going to eat a busted nut cream Sandwich, After that I’ll eat for dessert a chocolate a busted nut cream cookie.

[@jacobkedrow]

Lol😂

[@AngelWingsYT]

"3 students came up to me n said the had a fetish for me" I DIED 🤣

[@ronaldjames8615]

The cmc sounds much more fun

[@dovakhiinmaster2967]

Lol, it's the list of things Doctor Bright isn't allowed to do all over again. XD

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Them dastardly lists always preventing certain chaos makers!

[@hopetown2797]

No gonna lie that was pretty damn funny

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Indeed so!

[@saintjimmy2244]

The fallout equestria, was it added. One more great laugh threw all this. So cool.😊😊👌👍👌👍

[@seantaggart7382]

5:32 HAHAHHAAAAAAAHA DT: HEY! ME: RUNNING!

[@samuelkirkwood6702]

Should not of listened to this while trying to sleep

[@seantaggart7382]

12:50 Scootaloo: HI IM SCOOTALOO AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!

[@seantaggart7382]

12:57 what... Scootaloo: yeah he was here

[@agentbright74]

0:07 Quarantine DO suck to this day.

[@anthonypyritz2927]

Helicopter parents should be dealt with by anti-aircraft guns

[@Sparrow9612]

"N u m b e r 5 2: "H a y b u r g e r h o o f l e t t u c e ."

[@lastpringle8904]

No idea why this got to my recommended but it's pretty funny, I approve of the Bay Blade Battles for grades And megalovania on blast, love that

[@catch2195]

I love how Watership down is in this video

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

I love how there was a "Full Metal Alchemist" and "Dragon Ball Z" reference in this video/fanfiction. ("Ready Steady Go" and then "Rock The Dragon" begins to play at neighbor angering levels)

[@ScienceMan314]

I’m late to the party, but Lord do I wanna see what caused these rules lmao!

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

I'll give you a hint as to what likely caused MOST of these rules:it's orange with a purple mane and tail that likes to ride around on a scooter and is Rainbow Dash's #1 fan.

[@keturahmagee6413]

.....weren't a few of those diamond tiara?

[@forgonezinke]

7:02 Do you want to clarfy that again *sees general forgone in his EEM (Ex-Equestrain Military form FoE) uniform holding a fire arm at the teachers face*

[@jacobkedrow]

41 that’s gonna be a reference but to who I can’t remember

[@Darkredprince4703]

I don’t want to sound creepy but I think I REALLY like these three

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

They're such great pranksters and memesters!

[@jaidenmcdowell6292]

I see there a mares of culture

[@roninwandering]

Thanks for doing this, I really appreciate the laughs.

[@dantealejandro7860]

3:32 fullmetal alchemist reference

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

So many FMA references!

[@dantealejandro7860]

@@StraightToThePointStudio Indeed :)

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

("Ready,Steady,Go" begins to play and intensify.)

[@blazingbeatsentiertainment]

What tf is this amazing fic

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

It's superbly good!

[@blazingbeatsentiertainment]

I'm totally reading it on my channel I love getting fanfic ideas from you

[@Runescythe9852]

I’m afraid of the CMC from everything they are capable of. Let us pray it is used for the purpose of righteousness

[@anthonypyritz2927]

I'm pretty sure the only historical figure living in Ponyville is Granny Smith, and thicc is the last way I would describe her. Plus I am pretty sure she is pretty well respected in Ponyville as a founder of the village.

[@Autistic_Changeling]

Dr. Bright would be proud.

[@crazygoatanimations3577]

Rule 102: Anon didn't "come from mars to harvest pony teeth to power His time machine".

[@cartrellsplunge1525]

I had a hard time convincing the students not to run away from him

[@combatbrony6705]

this is my 3rd favorite fan fic now some of these I've done alot of them I wish I did thanks bro for making reading this

[@razdas9708]

' you may not reffer to new students as D-class' had me on the floor laughing Edit: look up what D-class are in the scp lore (technically there is no cannon so imma call it that)

[@esba802]

This is now every rule for tabletop game npc gilds in the settings I make

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

Wait,Edward Elric is NOT a role model? Well,its official..... Ms. Cheerilee has DEEPLY offended me with that comment/statement.

[@TheLordAdder9]

I would totally beyblade battle my teacher for a better grade.

[@seantaggart7382]

*Recording log 1* *subject: the Actions of dr bright in dimension 192/663 aka mlp dimension* Dr bright We have alot to discuss Rule number 1 million and 1 No laughing at what ponies turn into as humans even if they become naked through it NO NOT EVEN IF TWILIGHT ASKS NICELY Rule 1,000,002 no saying plot to ponies Especially Celestia YOU WERE THIS CLOSE TO TURNING HER INTO DAYBREAKER AND BEING BLASTED TO THE SUN Rule 1000003 no actually teleporting to this dimension and saying to others i was a human once as a pony We know you just used your amulet Some pony is dead by your hands

[@tiger1317]

Ladies and gentlemen this is why we do not let Dr bright near children

[@dantealejandro7860]

1:27 im a fullmetal alchemist fan!

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Ahh! So many references I dunno! AGH I MUST KNOW!

[@holydemonvoyager7409]

I nearly missed that thanks 👍👍👍👍👍 Ps. I I am also a fullmetal fan

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

1:27 And que the Fullmetal Alchemist series references! 😆

[@sierraolsen2709]

101 omg what you didn't you do and I was surprised

[@hopetown2797]

I didn't know the cmc were that communist, they are true comrades

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

True communist comrades at heart! *SALUTES*

[@TheDexRave]

Hell no they have had more memes than me lol that's like a paper compare to what we did when I was in middle and elementary school

[@IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle]

4:27 - 4:30 me if I was a CMC: Ok so what I'm hearing is go Pikachu 5:46 - 5:51 me if I was Cheerilee: you may also not refer to anything as being as old as any teacher even if it is true

[@keturahmagee6413]

Wait- can't say the teacher did war crimes. What did she do?

[@miker5235]

Omg!!!! Busted nut cream 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

"21. You may not refuse classwork under the pretense that: It violates your religious beliefs" Twitter's gonna have a riot with this one xD

[@bulilitco2286]

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CLOPFICCERS!

[@l.abuddy23]

I was trying not to laugh the whole time; the last one got me though! The art was nice to look at the entire time.

[@TheOldScrapIron]

What a list...

[@crazygoatanimations3577]

how could a pony wear a model gundam suit?

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

One word: Magic.

[@sonfox]

Dr. Bright would be so proud. Also, does anyone know where I can find this list? I've got some "editing" to do.

[@anthonyrausch5708]

14:04 - 🍎🍏ALL HAIL “THE MIGHTY” APPLE🍏🍎 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ИванГанев-к4н]

Jeez those did so much stupidity that my brain hurts

[@emperorrenfieldblackburn549]

Bwahahahahahahaaaaa! Oh dear fucking lord! That the funniest shit I have ever heard of! 😂😂😂 the CMC is the true goddesses of memes holy fuck I nearly died laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcusrowley2625]

I'm sorry my head just explode 🤯🤯🤯 But funny 😂🤣😂🤣

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

I think all of our heads did! x3

[@clark_crimsontf2481]

Bro I'm supposed diamond triara and silver spoon aren't included in this like the would Definitely egg on the girls😂😅😂

[@blazingbeatsentiertainment]

I can finally make it to this one

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Ayy nice! Glad to see ya made it!

[@blazingbeatsentiertainment]

Life just is an ass sometimes ya feel me and thanks for being a bro about all the literal autistic shit I comment

[@devonmcvey6442]

I told my teacher to bey blade battle me for a better grade. I lost

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Oh damn xD One of these days you'll win!

[@hopetown2797]

Ooooo haven't had a cmc 1 in a while

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

It's been a long while indeed! But finally it's here!

[@zero2o10]

Shouldn’t she be fired for the curse words she used in her list

[@maddoxstryker3183]

Dr Bright would be proud

[@lachandralige9087]

Rules sucks, kiding, the rules do sucks

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Rules are so weird!

[@albertramirez2549]

What the fooooo 😹 I love griffin the griffin

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Ahh good ol griffons!

[@quintenalexis9115]

Overturn route 23

[@saintjimmy2244]

Got thirty before laughing. Great read mate.😊🤟🏻🤟🏻👌👍

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

It's hard not to laugh at such a great story! :D Thank ya!

[@beanbagburrito]

This was so funny

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Oh hell yeah it was!

[@milesgaunt6767]

Actual Str8aura here; I can give a screenshot of the writing format on my stories if you need proof, but I just wanted to say; 1. Vris-ka-kin is the pronunciation 2. I really enjoyed this, actually. If I may ask, which one was your favorite?

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Very late response time on my part, sorry about that! Ahh damn my past pronounciations xD Also, I think there was one about a stunt or something in there, though I forgot after the months that passed x3 This whole thing though is fantastic!

[@milesgaunt6767]

@@StraightToThePointStudio ah well. Shame it was deleted, but thank you so much!

[@kingstar5494]

Who in the world is getting Soviet propaganda Posters? (I want one)

[@pinatabaker3160]

man the original story was deleted, why?

[@milesgaunt6767]

they told me List stories werent allowed.

[@jaidenmcdowell6292]

Bru the are absolute chads

[@bronzeannual3926]

I really like this.

[@creaidanthehedgehog4560]

The Things The CMC Are Not Allowed To Do..." Dr. "Jack" Bright: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@seantaggart7382]

Bright: nah I TAUGHT THEM THOSE!

[@warrmalaski8570]

What no Rickrolling. There slacking off.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

If only there was some Rick Rolls!

[@colestrawn4304]

Are we talking about the cmc or doctor bright?

[@riptrain7585]

Things Dr. Bright *IS NOT* allowed to do

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

I wonder how big that list is!

[@riptrain7585]

@@StraightToThePointStudio eh only like 289 things

[@seantaggart7382]

About 300 And that's not including my headcanon

[@seantaggart7382]

11:40 HEEWWOOO! me: i love it!

[@fleetwingpone966]

wow, i love this

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

It's pure perfection at its finest!

[@matthewvillalobos8632]

Calling other students d clas. It seem dr bright was thier

[@onekingdom1955]

Hilarious