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[@CactusBrook]

Nick blink twice if dev is holding you hostage

[@justletmecommentprz]

It would be such a shame if someone were to liberate Neck. That way Dev can replace him with a better drummer who will just shut up and hold the camera, instead of whatever it is he does.

[@signls]

@@justletmecommentprz are you talking about sacha baron cohen??

[@transgendy]

@@justletmecommentprz neck

[@CactusBrook]

@@justletmecommentprz I don’t even know a nick, must be using dev for clout 💔

[@Ausvwidabix2blorange]

@@justletmecommentprzshut up

[@realjpegmafia]

Dev is the devil on my shoulder telling me to drink an old can of peeled tomatoes at 2 pm in a Tuesday

[@realjpegmafia]

I drank it

[@xorikenmusic]

lev demons

[@syntheticsilkwood2206]

@@mother3434 is mothering

[@deliriouspenis]

@@xorikenmusicлев демон

[@realjpegmafia]

@@mother3434 agoo ? Goo goo ?

[@toodilu]

dw I don’t care about the hog. only here for the entrenupeneauerial stuff and stuff.

[@michaelramsey82]

It's always "how much is the dumb hog" but never "how is the dumb hog"

[@ilovemyclarinet2]

Fr! She's just trying to focus in her career 😢

[@rileytheragdoll7107]

Wow crazy that dev and Nick went home to record this video before going back on tour, thanks for the dedication guys!

[@justletmecommentprz]

Dev's doing her best to shake him off. He just follows her everywhere and she lacks the commnication skills to tell him to knock it off

[@ssimplydeliriouss]

@@justletmecommentprz you're d-riding nick, I hope you're joking

[@brettonjohansen1619]

@@ssimplydeliriouss egh

[@ssimplydeliriouss]

@@brettonjohansen1619 egh

[@jenm1]

@@ssimplydeliriouss what

[@viktuuri]

nick and dev is a formidable duo

[@lilfilth5622]

Nick the ruthless capitalist and Dev the sweet (but freaky) politician

[@MugsisDank]

ITS ALWAYS A DAY WHEN DEVELMON UPLOADS. THANK YOU DEVELMON.

[@clloydBOOL]

DEVELMON SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A DIGIMON OR NEOPET. I LOVE IT

[@CactusBrook]

It’s always “can I get the hog” and never “you’re an amazing entrepreneur Devon Lemons. I am so glad I found you on Facebook marketplace. I want to buy that amazing headset. I love spinning.” 😔💔

[@justletmecommentprz]

It's really a swine before pearls situation, huh?

[@danielconnor8516]

​@@justletmecommentprz more like the hog before the VR headset where you can only read and you have to spin. Now. If you catch my drift y'now what i mean?

[@shradhachawan4569]

Dev and nick are my new favorite comedic duo 😁🥰

[@manguito598]

Can you do a video on Nick's stupid fucking big water bottle? Not necessarily selling it but just getting into why he has it and continues to have it. Thank you. Does he still have it?

[@mothmanatee2326]

drinks water

[@jbone877]

"Do you come with the headset?" "I _never come"_

[@daisycrude]

Damn your house is hecka haunted with orbs

[@MugsisDank]

Dev is secretly an angel, so the spirits are attracted to her shiny soul.

[@daisycrude]

@@MugsisDank Troofz!!

[@WakeWalters]

Dude. I had no idea you were touring with half alive so imagine my SURPRISE and DELIGHT when I discovered that I’m going to SEE YOU LIVE THIS THURSDAY in MINNEAPOLIS! IM JAZZED. Will you be signing stuff??

[@WakeWalters]

Also nick! I had no idea he was your drummer. I have unreasonably high expectations

[@devlimes]

SEE YOU THERE!!! YESSS I’ll be signing stuff at the merch booth !!!

[@WakeWalters]

Also it’s definitely next month not this Thursday but I’m excited all the same!! Maybe I will bring my vr headset for u to sign

[@edgar-valden]

@@WakeWalters I hope u have fun omg!! :D

[@beanaguts]

I’m going to the minneapolis show too!!! 🤩

[@lia.lia.lia.]

thank you for your service queef jerky, stay safe on tour kids! & can't wait for the new song to drop, dev!

[@trumpetcat9415]

2:10 love the casual sexual harassment and objectification of women. also love how he's talking about dev as if she's just not a person. hope he chews on some glass idk

[@Vikdeb25502]

Avarage facebook incel

[@jenm1]

most of them were sexist, thinking they're being funny

[@ellieunderscore]

hello devon lovely work as usual thanks for being the lil voice in my head that reads stuff to me but keeps it interesting by adding sound effects also dizzy vision is the only song i’ve been listening to lately no other music just that song

[@dzydzy101]

i loave nick and lemon !!

[@justletmecommentprz]

I don't

[@yuckymilk]

@@justletmecommentprz we know shut up

[@remingtonbeats335]

Why does Dev keep sounding more and more like Nick

[@blakeguinn2036]

it was awesome meeting you last night on the tour ( ignoring the fact you held me hostage on stage until everyone was chanting “erm ticket to bonerville plz” to the tune of CEO OF MY ASS )

[@Pvydrow]

i don't know who you people are but yall are funny as hell

[@puppyyuppy8618]

dev next please you need to do the michaels crafts online feature where you can chat with other customers plwase

[@PetriMichelle]

I'm happily married and you got me wanting to join farmers only just for the entertainment lol

[@hollysmilyface]

dev limes i am madly in love with you

[@justletmecommentprz]

Good thing you only have to get past Nick.

[@alingoodtime]

stopppppp dont like me im so scaredddddddd

[@nomisnomovie]

Dev kind of reminds me of a I Think You Should Leave character... Love your videos Dev.

[@jeffandonuts3945]

English is not my first language and I just can't take the word "hog" LMAO

[@samanthabalazik8751]

Stop looking for love dev im right hererrteer

[@moosebmx97]

No way I actually saw your Sony headphones ad a while back lmaooo. I just recently came across your videos so didn’t know you were a KZbinr. I thought you were quirkily selling stuff so didn’t bat an eye 💀

[@hvyhttrs]

Everyone Wants The Hog on tour now

[@jbone877]

Dev Limes looks a lot like popular recording artist Dev Lemons - is there some connection between the two?

[@jodikirsh]

Don’t be fatuous, Jeremy.

[@justletmecommentprz]

The main difference is one has to share the limlight with that Nick creep.

[@jbone877]

@@jodikirsh that's a sick word I've never seen before, and I can't wait to use it in regular conversation! Thank you, and have a wonderful day!

[@sevvyyy]

i’ve never seen this side of facebook marketplace.

[@TheAbandonedAccount7]

You kinda look like a cross between Natalie Portman and milly bobby brown. Beautiful!

[@a29978]

If i wanted to be dizzy while reading i would read in the car

[@knotzuo]

yeahhhh hyeahhh i love u dev lemonlime thanks for the funnies !!!!

[@rascaltuff]

We all have our bad days but I feel youre probably like this irl & I appreciate your realness dev like trolling marketplace is genius so thx for bein weird af🙀

[@Meower28]

Dev don’t listen to them you have all the booty xx

[@Illpotamus]

How do you KNOW? 😮

[@6235river]

What kind of lawless land is facebook marketplace if all these people react unflinchingly to their messages?

[@kes2106]

My best friend saw you in Austin last night and grabbed me one of your shirts. She sent me some videos and you crushed it!

[@FishPlinko]

I think I sold my Buick on Facebook marketplace in my sleep. My family was in there.

[@AaronHendu]

In the Buick you sold? Not in the trunk, I hope.

[@Nae_Ayy]

I have a week old can of whole olives on my dresser, I ate them all and then left the can there

[@pongosaintsyt]

So if you have to spin for the vr wouldn’t you get…. Dizzy vision?

[@ilovemyclarinet2]

Wow🫢

[@gracelament]

when they ask if you have a booty, but all you want is booty (as it treasure, the kind pirates want, like money, do you get it)

[@maggotlord7934]

the dont care bit ggave me a heart attack im in the hospital now im sending u my bill

[@Kirbywonder2468]

the vr headset felt like a i think you should leave sketch

[@masonfant2005]

I thought this video was pretty good 👍

[@justletmecommentprz]

My favorite parts was the Dev Citrus parts and my least favorite parts were Nick.

[@ing7dar]

@@justletmecommentprz bro i keep seeing ur comments why do u hate nick so much im genuinely curious

[@DanielDay-dv8uw]

I would love to also feel dizzy & throwup while im reading

[@axolotlkittyblogs8365]

sell weeds. not the drug, go to your front lawn rip some weeds out of the ground and sell it. the description could say "im selling some weed straight from the ground!!!! the hog will NOT go on a date with you!!!!!! unless you pay more.............(ONLY Olive Garden GRRR)"

[@leighlamacarthur8930]

Wait did anyone else notice in the photos for the headphones dev is wearing nick’s sweatshirt

[@AaronHendu]

Bob, Dylan! Bob, Dylan! That's an order!

[@detectivealancosteau]

dudee you look like that Jerma image 2:42

[@sarahbulle8704]

i remember you talking about this in phoenix. 😂 take my damn money Dev you know I'm an absolute fb marketplace junkie

[@colebecker5927]

10:12 this shit has me crying 😂

[@TheKiddo2468]

2:42 looks like the picture of Jerma from the steamer awards

[@grady_co]

dev is like the youtube version of Tim Robinson

[@erisenfloyd]

YOU HAVE TO SPIN

[@therationalcollection2999]

Oh damn this chick is fukin hilarious

[@UserN8DaGr8]

OK

[@callyourhorse]

seems like you should sell hogs. it’s what the people want

[@cheeziteater]

Dev your song is 🔥 !!!

[@_Granted]

Literally watching you perform while I comment this. Pissing and farting rn

[@lennythelizard9790]

Lub lub lub

[@jessed6763]

i think selling maybe some drugs or a subscription service

[@michellewei7349]

She yells like Tina on Bobs Burgers. NGL>

[@angelmortisofficial]

I love reading while spinning in circles it's my favorite pass time so this invention is perfect for me and wait a minute my chicken tenders are done I'll be back to finish this comment in a little bit after I eat my delicious chicken tenders yummy yummy yummmy 🤤

[@Illpotamus]

Any...dipping...sauces?

[@angelmortisofficial]

@@Illpotamus horseradish creme brulee

[@selina3532]

is this the present day omegle

[@SariusxX]

I'm new here and I'm so confused

[@ndeezlo]

Dev is Nick swag vampiring you?

[@floorcollapsing]

You make good videos! You are very funny Good video

[@ryanb8749]

You're not going to be in Harrisburg I'm sobbing

[@devlimes]

Yes I am!!!

[@northstar5609]

VR kindle ..!!! LmFa0...!!!

[@SarahC37592]

fine dev ill go on a date with you

[@sgw8707]

Girl has no booty......so nah I'LL PASS 💀

[@BobbySacamano]

Dammit I don't need love, I need a new used toaster. Disliked.

[@ceciliasordo2479]

how many words per minute did you mark, Nick

[@strangerofthe2067]

It’s almost as if nobody thought of the spinning VR Kindle headset before because it’s a bad idea lol Or is it???

[@tearydog]

start taking entropenuers SERIOUSLY GUYS !!!

[@minhoca4269]

sell nick

[@MarshallVeeMarshall]

Where is the hog related merch

[@davidbasset7557]

wild impala is huge in burundi

[@MrHatato]

bruh

[@hunnyprinn]

can we see both you and nick spin

[@coolgirl45689]

how much for the hog sorry

[@everywhereattheendofemilyp7488]

I mean if yr going by supply and demand I guess you should sell the hog

[@umbellicalchick5635]

sell a poem

[@morganmcgovern3125]

Soz nick but devs way funnier

[@NosManJr]

Good morning USA

[@alxandermjay]

searching long and far for the forbidden love . . . but dare I say - o - o - he may be right beside you all along

[@ethanlauricella]

How much is it for the hog?

[@spencer3443]

can we have harrison back

[@mackenzie6744]

is kinder salmonella

[@itsjake666]

what does hog mean

[@samstenson1684]

Full rotashe

[@royals312]

I wouvers youz dav lamons

[@cecilygriffis6508]

Due to Nick's American dream comments I believe he should read death of a salesman by Arthur Miller or at least watch the movie with John malkovich

[@stephanie1717]

i wanna know what nicks wpm was tho 🤓

[@jolonghthong]

Hog

[@AdrianCosman]

Devon could ruin my life I’m just saying

[@ColinBurkeMusic]

Hot Take, Dev Lemons == female Sam Hyde

[@Nae_Ayy]

They're both unhinged but Dev doesn't hate women I assume

[@Hunt_o_kar]

Date idea: you. Me. A pool full of roses and tapeworm. We dive in, Swimming in a sea of flowers and disease. Eggs rain from the thundering cloudy skies. Goose eggs. They shatter on us. Unborn gosling fetuses pile up around us. The mother goose, leagues tall, miles wide, reveals itself in the night. We look up in terror, the gosling fetuses piling higher and higher around us. The monster edges closer, taking its time to devour us. The gargantuan goose shook the earth with each step. We're frozen from the immense fear. We are distraught, imagining our soon to be fate. Finally, the mother goose is upon us. Has it been hours, days, months, years? How long has this sick creature been pursuing us? How long has it been thirsting for our corroding flesh? We know these are our last few moments. In front of this colossal mother goose, gosling fetuses have been growing around us. Creating walls around us. We cannot escape, we cannot get out. The roses and tapeworm are no longer visible. Only the unborn bodies of geese, creating a coffin of sorts, for our soon death. Finally the monsters massive beak lowers upon us. Closer and closer. The breath of this titan is like wind on our faces. It's rotten, like the smell of the goslings. The beak opens and we are thrust into the dark jaws of the behemoth. This is our departure from life. When we are decomposing in the gut of this monstrosity, it will move on with a new date. A new pool. New roses and new tapeworm. New eggs falling from a new dark thundering sky. And new victims. We are now a memory. And memories fade. As our physical bodies are rotting in the belly of the beast our spirits will experience a more agonizing and cruel death than simply beaing eaten alive. They will be picked apart and painfully deconstructed over the course of millennium. Worlds will end and new worlds will be born. And our souls will see it all, barely being able to comprehend a thing they are seeing because the pain overshadows our sight.

[@justletmecommentprz]

My favorite thing about Nick is how he only does rehashed versions of Dev's humor. Like exclusively. Like what an annoying younger sibling would do, but having the amazing talent of it never being anywhere near as funny. That part slaps.

[@slugfest9685]

lmfao who is this nick hate account

[@the_meower]

🥚

[@pinkmatter8488]

Nah I never knew that Nick had opps hating on him like this I respect him more now

[@bazooka10000]

shut up brother

[@syntheticsilkwood2206]

A lot of the comments here are desperate men hating on nick cause they're "madly in love with dev" like this is so retarded