Stream Sniping Extraordinaire 5.1: ELDEN RING EDITION (Feat. Jerma)

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[@CoolSmoovie]

It must be extra soul crushing to stare at the easy anti cheat logo as you load back in to the game lol

[@ferbsol2334]

it makes the game run worse also btw

[@moonlightostrich3690]

it is

[@muramasa870]

​@@ferbsol2334it fucking destroys the internet speed and netcode

[@OnlyAfro]

That first streamers constant screaming voice is the Audi equivalent of this games pvp balance. Absolute torture

[@8304u]

why are you hard on yourself

[@RustTillDusk]

Omg it's giant dad

[@m.c.i.d23]

The maid boy

[@bamper1963]

Ah, cmon Afro. You just need to equip items with maxed ultrasound resist and you're good. It's not like it's your first day in Souls games, you must know the counters.

[@NathanChinnici08]

She sounded like Lois

[@JeromeShitposter]

I think this guy might be cheating

[@Astromyu]

you know, i think he just might

[@Yoruharu]

huh, i think you might be onto something...

[@tucc66]

but thats against the rules

[@OmegaMercenary]

Nah no way

[@sorsu]

the game has an anticheat, you cant cheat in a videogame with an anticheat!

[@sheepsauruszillarex1332]

17:43 "Is this actually Malcolm Reynol-" **the second shattering begins**

[@disparu6007]

I lost it there

[@themultiversalassociationo9746]

I love the jerma clip, "you have been invaded by Malcolm Reynolds" is the scariest jumpscare to dark souls vets

[@nolef7nu7]

@@lonelykitchen you know quotation marks exist

[@bingbong1919]

@@lonelykitchen me when your mom

[@bando4772]

@@lonelykitchen how'd this dude get personally offended over someone saying dark souls vets lmao

[@Jsay18]

Malcom Jumpscare

[@NoName-xv5nn]

Love that people don’t understand how passwords are only for coop summoning

[@Neneko101]

Heads up to anyone just starting the video, make sure to mute from 00:20 to 10:30

[@NOTIAREPANDA]

The voice is actually cancer. I am seconding this for anyone who reads the above comment. Do mute. For your sanity.

[@MadderR3d]

This makes me wish people like stgggs, dunce, fockboxx, z0mby, jirxin,appleball etc. where still around. Prime target right fucking there.

[@trannystomper88]

@@MadderR3d miss those niggas like u wouldn't believe

[@nolef7nu7]

@@MadderR3d z0mby

[@damon22441]

@@MadderR3d We miss the g0r0ns...

[@comfortablejeans]

Gopher: YOU HACKED MY COMPUTER Malcolm: No. Gopher: OH YOU'RE JUST DUMB THEN ????????????????????????????

[@theangrywig3905]

Old man doesn't understand computers, but pretends he does cuz he's old (old=wise)

[@AcmeArsenal]

This just in, Black Flame Protection protects you from hacking. Share this with all your mates

[@Aiden-iy9du]

Acme what are you doing here in the dark side

[@muramasa870]

Your mom need BBC Protection incantation from marika

[@Ryfael]

Malcom is a literal Boogeyman in this game. Fucking love it.

[@SH4D0SKU11]

I remember he once invaded someone in dark souls 3 wearing full knight armor... came up to the host... took his helmet off Host: "Oh no" People know his characters face lmao

[@KarasuMayonaka]

​@@SH4D0SKU11 yes that was that nelson guy "yea I ban him"

[@SH4D0SKU11]

@@KarasuMayonaka Memorable moment

[@jaychib9282]

@@SH4D0SKU11 yo what vid was that from

[@Tyiriel]

@@KarasuMayonakaYukas: *Looks closely at name* - "Bibross" (Bob Ross)

[@ThunderDong]

the brony dude's villain arc has nearly come to full fruition. he has completely lost his grip on reality. only thing left is for him to write a 200-page manifesto blaming malcolm for all the world's problems before opening fire in a crowded area.

[@JeromeShitposter]

Hope the crowd has no dead on

[@Roach_Toast]

He talks about doing all that but then just ends up killing himself

[@MadjGB]

Probably end up like that one fucktard and show up to the mall on the day it is closed

[@Danktorias]

Not gonna be the first time a brony did it for horse pussy

[@yaqubebased1961]

Ted was 100% right

[@Spewb]

Imagine forcing people to download ring 0 spyware to stop cheating only for it to not even protect them from cheating in any way but also be defeated by literally just turning it off

[@jim2935]

valorant moment

[@Schaden-freude]

certified cum moment

[@arisumego]

does the stupid settings.json thing still work?

[@xxXXPurifiedSpiritfallXXxx]

@@arisumego Tried it, game will launch online, but then prompt "inappropriate activity" and force offline activities. No luck. Even tried to view the .bin file and everything in the game to bypass the restriction, still nothing. Maybe I'll crack it one day and be able to use cheats in invasions to ruin these trash players.

[@Kurai_69420]

I hope the FBI agent looking at my browsing history through the anticheat appreciates all the high quality hentai I dig up.

[@ThatOneNiceGuy9001]

The dude thinking you hacked his actual pc through crashing his game is wack

[@OmegaMercenary]

Ok but guys, THE Malcolm Reynolds rode me 😳

[@EthanZephyr]

this first naggy lady reminds me of the days when team infoslash was still around and makes me wish they never left

[@juliandezeeuw4404]

Crush a can for Jay Owens

[@MadderR3d]

RIP to the videogame diplomats.

[@nolef7nu7]

I AM THE LAW

[@Flippirino]

32:13 "'Can I play?' Off course you can play Malcom Reyno- I take that back" Could've been a nice friendship

[@Agganon0]

Did that guy call himself an incel? And if so, how is that a win? Edit: Then he called Malcolm a chad. I'm done.

[@Valskyr]

its fucking over bros

[@praisemidir]

Timestamp?

[@k0rriban]

Not only is that guy a brony, he also has the audacity to EAT NEAR HIS CPU?

[@damon22441]

Autism ain't always good

[@k0rriban]

@@damon22441 as someone _with_ ASD, I can attest to that.

[@westy1425]

Who is Jerma? Is he the guy that died to pin wheel?

[@yuck1791]

Yo is he the guy that beat Malenia and showed his dick ON STREAM?

[@jej7488]

The cope in this video from gopher is worthy of a mental gymnastics gold medal

[@BotBoy-un3pz]

You know you got them mad when the amateur psychoanalyst comes out

[@newworldblues7245]

the crucifying spell is top notch for this

[@Unorthodox2049]

The salty seething psychoanalysis never gets old oml

[@wizspy1981]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@atheontimeconflux9892]

Best boi got us 53 minutes of quality content of streamers crying. That's the kind of content i love.

[@littlebeasty5839]

i thought it was 10 minutes till i checked. Damn. this is gonna be a ride.

[@eldrtch_3nt1ty12]

i love the taste of twitch streamer tears at 1am

[@HiImHavoc]

'we did it, hacking is no more' - legendary godskins

[@Grim-sc6we]

This video further proves why Jerma is one of the best people on twitch. Really haves fun no matter what's going on, even if he's Alt f4'd out the game

[@smoking_crow]

23:19 gophers crusty ranch stained mustache looks like a set of bloody teeth from a horror image, actually unnerving why would he choose to look like this

[@FreeToes]

You know you've made it when you're put into the sniping compilation. I was there for the OnlyAfro stream. Keep up the good work.

[@Benouwe]

already cracking up 30 seconds in as this man casts 'Hello'

[@usurper4167]

Twitch streamers are really nothing without their chats

[@zanxl7140]

excluding jerma hes goated

[@muramasa870]

​@@zanxl7140jerma and his gyatt is too powerful

[@TheSabreKnight]

I honestly love that last group of guys too. They just sound like they're having the best time, even remembering some of the cooler stuff you could do with CE in DS3.

[@maninthesnow4393]

I love how crashing peoples game and making nuclear light shows has somehow turned into “hacker eho gets anyone and everyone banned” and causes streamers to just seeth with anger over having to restart the game.

[@Gihaal]

I love how you're just some phantom villain that just suddenly appears and spells doom for everyone. Good shit

[@spud7911]

i cant believe how far you got gopher to break down. Malcolm you have done gods work.

[@Alex-mc8ru]

the fuck is wrong with you sadistic shit

[@theblobconsumes4859]

Jerma's reaction to Malcom was the greatest of them all. The instantaneous panic at seeing your name was incredibly funny.

[@able.3566]

Why do a lot of the streamers de-evolve into annoying cavemen when they come across you. I like to call it the Malcolm phenomenon.

[@yurt-the-silent-chief]

Lost my Sanity is the literal worst. He piggy backed off Fighter PLs popularity & sold himself as a 'troll player' but he's the most boring, critical baby of them all. Dude has no chill, none at all. Personality like a vacuum. I can remember couple years ago we (Malcolms chat) hit Losts stream and spammed his chat with 'ooga booga', the cnut 'lost' it alright & banned the lot of us. Still to this day too.

[@gaspump]

That gopher guy clearly needs a gallon of ranch to go with all that salt

[@lukamegru1537]

The people complaining are 10x more annoying than the hacker

[@sorsu]

correct. if i was sniped like that, i most likely would burst out laughing, dont know why they cant either

[@peanutsncream21]

"this guy has to cheat to win" "this guy has no job" "this guy is doing it for attention" The Holy Trinity of getting pooped on

[@CoolSmoovie]

Never got why people got mad about being hacked in DS games, since you could easily beat half of the game in one day if you knew what you were doing. Even in Elden Ring. You lost a 80 hour character? That sucks, but now you can try a different build and you have a funny story. Something tells me these streamers started over trying the exact same build they lost lol

[@biggreggdavid4341]

@@CoolSmoovie i mean even if u can try a different build i can guarantee that isnt how u would see it if u lost something u invested 80 hours into. still funny tho

[@CoolSmoovie]

@@biggreggdavid4341 Not really man. I got to Melina, used up all my coop items (70ish) released my build was trash, deleted the 100 hour character and started over. New build was boring, after 40 hours deleted it and started a new build. Still have that build, 80 hours, still haven’t finished yet. For me, the fun of these games are the build diversity. If I lost a build to a hacker, I wouldn’t care cuz now I can start a new one

[@nocomment9532]

Gopher gives me DSP vibes with his rants

[@theangrywig3905]

DSP?

[@nocomment9532]

@@theangrywig3905 DarkSydePhil

[@extremistcontentfan1236]

Good God they were not ready

[@visual_4ids396]

No one is really ready for Malcolm to show up

[@eldrtch_3nt1ty12]

when you joined the bronys game he said oww because he saw a bright flash that hurt his eyes and hes not used to it since he hasnt seen the sun since he was 12

[@ambinhvuong9462]

Lol. They are so fckin tilted and then start flaming Malcom about everything 😂

[@chocobro___]

That first chick is the definition of “I’m not mad bro”

[@Wisdomv3]

Chad Malcom Reynolds’s enjoyer vs average streamer

[@aamonesamiit-baur2857]

9:21 God Himself appears before unsuspecting woman

[@zanemob1429]

That first lady oh my gosh… People really are desperate to sit through that…

[@warhero40000]

So far reasons Malcolm is doing this: Jealousy Scrip kiddie discovering hacking Bad at the game Can't play any other game Real reason: It's funny.

[@BigCalGotADraco]

I love how people say malcolm is the biggest script kiddie ever but then you get turbo-boomers who think malcolm can get kernel access through an easy anti cheat exploit and does business with Chinese hackers.

[@Derikimi]

I cant believe Malcom Reynolds was able to bypass easy anti cheats, incredible.

[@valk5028]

Remember you from a otzdarva dark souls 3 stream long ago and its honestly brings me joy to see you're still making yourself people's sleep paralysis demon

[@Enginskywalks]

thank god the brony was still made to suffer even in this game. Thank you malcom for all you do

[@Phucketmcsucket]

Love how a lot of these streamers' first thoughts about why he's doing this is some shit like "retaliation for banning him from their stream". Just goes to show how egotistical they are.

[@coenenozzy]

i swear to god i was listening to the "1 hour of silence occasionaly interrupted by the intro riff from Bad to the Bone" and the fucking second you invaded the brony and evrything went to shit the riff happened i havent laughed so hard in years

[@aamonesamiit-baur2857]

DAWG SHE KEEPS TALKING AND TALKING

[@richardsmith5803]

did some brony just say girls wont sleep with you... thats textbook PROJECTION. XD

[@ThatBox_]

Im gonna call that fireworks show the “graphics card check”

[@diegosrvin4332]

That first girl it's so annoying with that voice

[@CoolSmoovie]

Seriously tho who tf would even want to listen to that?

[@tabs3291]

@@CoolSmoovie those who have gone off the deep end

[@deondreduncan-mack8817]

@@tabs3291 they’ve gone beyond hollow

[@WeenieMuffin]

Excellent work Malcolm, a most bountiful harvest

[@ChileanBronyPepinoAb]

I love how they all freak out even tho you are not causing them bans, like man, if i got to see some sick ass special eefects i would be glad

[@akivirus7020]

The fact you managed to get someone in cutscene areas is really remarkable

[@r.g.g.g.951]

Didn't expect Lost to be that salty lmao, was hilarious tho

[@yungmalaria]

33:00 He keeps becoming more visibly transparent the angrier he gets

[@potatolad7202]

This is the stuff I subscribed for, absolutely legendary content.

[@JA-dd6bi]

“oh man you ballin 😱”

[@Nationaliberty]

I now have tinnitus, Malcolm Raynolds has officially softbanned my hearing

[@takewuru4488]

Haha that's me in the beginning! "They don't even get anything out of it besides attention, and that attention doesn't get you anything" thank you for showing how much of a obnoxious hypocrite she is, stay owning malcolm!

[@badoof7803]

lmao the "i dont know how to respond to that; im going to call you an incel because having sex is the only unit of value i understand" comebacks

[@Roach_Toast]

The smile on my face when I saw round 2 with the furry

[@yuck1791]

Dude with the hoodie really nailed the walrus look.

[@faitfore]

wow 53 minutes of stream sniping

[@hexacockadrom_7898]

See this what I love about this man, he does crazy shit to everyone but knows who's nice and who's a d*ck.

[@AoBaiGaming]

Kinda wish you would've left that gopher guy wondering if you ratted his PC instead of outright telling him. We got some hilarious commentary after the fact, but him being paranoid at every blip or hiccup that shows up would've been a hilarious sight.

[@jim2935]

thoroughly enjoyed this, thanks malcolm

[@Clockdrive]

@35:30 the way he flies off with a yell is just perfect

[@SneefyQuaffles]

good lord imagine dating that woman and hearing her voice for hours

[@darktamer1089]

The guy who thought you hacked his PC through elden ring was quite interesting to watch.

[@limbothebiggay1709]

Heck yeah, more Malcolm videos

[@extremistcontentfan1236]

bro the whole steam call I was dying laughing

[@fatbastardbeats]

albinos can crushing days just cant escape him

[@m.c.i.d23]

I'll never understand why people get mad at you for stuff like this, at the end of the day it's harmless

[@m.c.i.d23]

@@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls you can't really break elden ring characters? Why is that?

[@m.c.i.d23]

@@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls gotta love the good old bleed binocular days

[@jacobesterson]

@@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls I'm a long time viewer/sub and I'm honestly glad that you can't just destroy someone's save anymore. Not that I didn't laugh at those videos, but full on save destruction was the only truly objectionable thing you ever did. Now you're just lightshow one-shot hacker Jesus, and that's far more wholesome. I believe the videos where you have multiple people as different body parts to be your best work, and it's partially due to the fact that it's completely harmless.

[@nolef7nu7]

it's not harmless at all. much like proprietary software. they service they paid for is harmed, but it doesn't matter, because proprietary software is evil.

[@nolef7nu7]

@@jacobesterson save destruction is great. destroy it. let it burn.

[@otfcody7623]

Gets hacked and starts eating on stream lol

[@cheerfulgestalt3282]

17:25 Shit man I didn't know the Vagineer was based on a true story.

[@hisan5485]

17:45 you lit his face up lmao

[@GaleBraveHeart]

Out of curiosity Malcom, have you done like a body swap with a phantom. Make them a invader and you the coop, and 'help' them to the boss just to crash their game or something similar

[@jean_c_santos]

It bring me great honor to have played vidya with Malcolm in the past. He truly is one of God's emissaries.

[@muramasa870]

Is there anyone can come close to his power? Or remenisent of it

[@irelandspacifist6156]

i think streamers are basically gen z before gen z was a thing

[@_ArsNova]

You really should have let him think you hacked his computer.

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

Holy shit, those custom spells look crazy 😂👌

[@BonePapi]

That "Hello" at the start was legitimately cute

[@MaxGaming-gp6ij]

I swear, I love how you've basically become the boogieman for the people in this community. I know it'd probably crash my game, but I'd find it hilarious in the off chance I ran into you

[@benjaminmaher8896]

I remember meeting you on ds3 way back, nice to see you are doing good👍☕️

[@Monojoe]

I really enjoy how it gets progressively more wholesome

[@Headcatcher10]

So cute seeing malcolm invade albino, i still remember you two bulletspamming turds in ds2

[@junoglrr9119]

elden beast grab looks so sick gg malcolm

[@despawningenemy420]

We dont deserve Malcolm.. Another 50 minutes of pure gold! Thank you good sir.

[@DongCheddar]

8:08 lmao my thoughts exactly. that 8 minutes was painful enough, so I can only imagine what you went through XD

[@DongCheddar]

omg lol the return was beautiful

[@CorpseDollar]

3:14 it’s true, the devs are already fooling themselves thinking they could slap easy anti-cheats on and have everything be totally fine lmao

[@Noteclip]

Does anyone have a starter point for how to do the goon shit that malcolm does? I wanna make fireworks like this man