Strict German Professor has a word with you | Bilingual ASMR Roleplay (with subtitles)

[@NoahsHaven]

Special Thanks to Dazzler Dighi for pointing out the last video was not loud enough. 😘 Let me know, if this is better now. 🧐

[@amera7260]

The volume is a lot better I would find myself having to turn it up and then an ad would come on and scare me 😅🙂

[@thegoodkindofweirdo]

This is great! 👌😄

[@feline556]

I am from Germany xD So I understand the German But I understand English too thanks to school

[@caterinamarie7]

Yes the sound is much better today😘

[@ashsbloodthatsdriedonthepa4801]

Yeah I was somewhere kind of noisy and had to stop listening bc I couldn’t hear it... but it’s cool- his was much louder and it was perfect thanks❤️

[@lidya3875]

My inner voice: Shouldn't you be studying German right now? Me: Can't you see that I'm studying German?!!

[@Ashley_EB]

Watch out for duolingo

[@fishing8376]

ill never look at my irl german professor the same

[@Winkiefacedd]

@@fishing8376 oh noooo hahaaa

[@autumn7771]

It counts!

[@lidya3875]

@@autumn7771 omg your profile pic, I love hawks 🥵

[@ankiiiii]

youtube:strict german profes- My german ass: No way he’s actually german

[@kaiochyn772]

Me to 😂

[@gintonic7735]

Same

[@heavensdoor846]

True 💀

[@syco3077]

Mhm

[@rayiahester637]

I'm pretty sure he is, he said he was in a Q&A haha

[@thelistener7750]

"Is someone doing your assignments for you at home?" me "No sir" *Poker face*

[@_jori.05]

i have lied before to my teachers So i would simply say “No sir why would i cheat”

[@scoop5051]

She's got me like nobody 🎶🎶

[@dustyrean]

🎵@@scoop5051 CAN’T READ MY CAN’T READ MY NO YOU CAN’T READ MY POKER FACE-🎵

[@xiaotheyaksha3525]

🎵 rUsSiAn rOuLeTtE iS nOt tHe sAmE wItHoUt A gUn 🎵

[@toga.himiko5884]

Ahahaha i love Gen-z mood

[@divahuntyfierce]

Oh hell yeah this fulfilled a lot of my kinks □ deep voice □ foreign language □ literature □ authority figure Thank youuu~

[@gahruy9395]

are these kinks tho??? 😭

[@divahuntyfierce]

@@gahruy9395 oh hell yea

[@mirariley8551]

@@gahruy9395 Anything is a kink if it hits right

[@KKYSHE-pn3vm]

This is literally why I had a crush on my teacher, ...especially sense I study in Austria where everyone talks German..

[@urmom-ve6wv]

@@gahruy9395 ACTUALLY I DONT THINK SO JUST PREFERENCES

[@aIienn]

BOI WHO IS THIS GIRL!?!? I wouldn’t even have the courage to send that awkward letter!

[@iristhesloth9215]

Wearing a short skirt too , my girl is bold af

[@zeea4533]

Ikrrr

[@altawaller6321]

My confessions usually include wanna be friends and then be stuck in the friend zone for life haha my poor pansexual heart lol

[@seashells0]

@@bernie8765 I HATE Y/N WITH THE BOTTOM OF MY SOUL 🗿

[@2Real4Dottz]

@@seashells0 no it’s means it’s you cause your listening to the audio , y/n isn’t based on people’s preferences it’s meant to describe you

[@almondmilk6461]

Him: “why are you a straight a student at home?” Me: “gOoGlE tRaNsLaTe WhOoO!”

[@scaramoucheandxiaoswife1830]

MOOD

[@bush9091]

PLEASE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS COMMENT

[@divanotfamous]

WOOOOO

[@almondmilk6461]

@@divanotfamous WOOOOOOO

[@twin-addie4723]

GIRL THATS WHAT I WAS SAAAYING

[@holdmanamtiddiesbruh1794]

”Almost like a native speaker...“ Me a German: coincidence?👁👄👁

[@Human22194]

🤣😭😂😂😂

[@comfort_devil]

Same haha

[@Iffah_ak]

Sorry but the username tho---

[@holdmanamtiddiesbruh1794]

@@Iffah_ak It’s for a good impression😽

[@Iffah_ak]

@@holdmanamtiddiesbruh1794 ~Yes queen~

[@justmichelle7990]

him: brilliant, 98% me who has been learning German for three years and can say almost nothing: are you sure it's mine?

[@shy8311]

Psst if you ever need help, I am german XD For me its the same with italian and japanese. Japanese is too hard for me to be fast and I dont learn italian often enough to actually remember most of it even though its not really difficult for me.

[@seasins660]

Yeah I'm a nativ German speaker. Halloooo Ich bin aus Deutschland

[@pinky-hh5jh]

@@shy8311 ummm... could you help me??? ive beens studying german for 3 years in school but its not going well i think.. would that be okay?

[@julidee_]

@@pinky-hh5jh omg I actually would love to help you🧎

[@Lara-ph9mu]

@@pinky-hh5jh how could we help u or do u need help with something specific? cus I'm german btw :)

[@ray_raven13]

Me (as a german person): “German isn’t attractive” Noah: *posts a bilingual video Me: Nvm-

[@uno5540]

Absolut xD

[@ray_raven13]

@@uno5540 xD

[@h.e.l.l.e.v.a.t.o.r]

Uff same xD

[@YukiTheOkami]

Deutsch ist sexy. Nur unser "sexy" Vokabular ist es nicht.

[@BlaecOleander]

Wowww that's so trippy to me because German is like the hottest language to my ears. Like I'd be ready to explode into a cloud of glitter if a dude read an instruction manual to me 😂 Is English sexy??? 🤔 I always thought it must sound ridiculous 🤣

[@akaashikeiji3024]

I HAD TO PAUSE WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE MF LETTERS , THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT 😃🤚🏼

[@phoenixjulian4698]

SAME, I SLAPPED MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH SO FAST, I gasped and paused the video and was like please no!!

[@toby-id8hc]

Ayo hi this is my second acct I got locked out of that one 🤠🔫

[@Moonface9004]

🏃🏾💨 gotta go fast🙈💓

[@sheolakhan73]

Yes✋

[@skyler9662]

SAME MY MOUTH WAS OPEN SO WIDE LMAAOOO

[@kaylahaney3369]

WHEN HE SAID ANONYMOUS LETTER MY HAND SLAPPED OVER MY MOUTH SO FAST-

[@seasins660]

😂 😂 Same

[@divanotfamous]

I GASPED HAHAHAHAJNSJSJ

[@tanakanicekillryunosuke7800]

Girl SAME 😭😭😭✋🏻

[@coquettefinalboss]

Why-

[@divanotfamous]

@@coquettefinalboss BECAUSE WE KNEW IT WAS DEFINITELY US

[@miyamura6056]

Him: “I don’t really wear jeans , in fact I’ve only worn them once this year.” Me: I can’t even remember what I wore yesterday...

[@bluesquare6786]

Same

[@adelll5950]

same 😩☝️

[@grey2051]

Okay I felt that one ☝🏻

[@gamergirlbrielle1804]

same, i also dont wear jeans

[@kensleybrown2120]

Same

[@moondoesntupload8748]

German: is spoken Germans: Es iSt EiNe KosTenLosE iMmObiLiE

[@kalpuuu09]

😂😂😂😂

[@Andji1612]

Lol🤣 I never tought someone could make german Sound atractive but He proved me wrong :)

[@rama-ko2eq]

LMAO

[@seasins660]

Och Mann

[@cecilyerker]

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE 🏡

[@bakugoukatsuki542]

"and that's why your always wearing those short skirts." Me with my thighs being one of the only things I like about my body: yeaaa my thighs are cute arent they✋🏻

[@jess679.]

I like my thighs too but my knees are dark

[@bakugoukatsuki542]

@@jess679. Your gorgeous ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

[@jess679.]

@@bakugoukatsuki542 nooo stoooop

[@bakugoukatsuki542]

@@jess679. noooo your perfecttttt and you deserve to be appreciatedddd

[@julidee_]

@@jess679. bah stop, you’re beautiful. Show them knees girls. Youre fckng gorgeous.💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[@MJOriginal]

Me being a German: ✨wunderbar✨ It sounds pretty smooth how he switches from English to German

[@h.e.l.l.e.v.a.t.o.r]

Isso :'D

[@A_.23.]

- "And that's why you're always wearing those short skirts" - Sir I do not I'm insecure about my legs thank you very much 😌 💅🏽

[@gloffline5123]

Same 😆👌

[@Iffah_ak]

Damn we really exposing people

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

Oooooffffff

[@moongazer2607]

I feel exposed 😳

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

I felt this on a personal level TvT

[@hannahxo5132]

Me who can speak fluent German: Yesss sir 😙😂

[@sxftpink1737]

Same

[@lilly2857]

Same

[@graceannlol2204]

Same

[@caterinamarie7]

Sadly...the same

[@khadeejaOmar]

I know like two words I learned during my trip there

[@just_cubes6101]

I love being german. THIS VOICE IS HEAVENLY IN BOTH LANGUAGES.

[@kanna4176]

literally so glad I lived in germany for 5 years 😭 ALL THE LEARNING PAYED OFF FOR THIS VIDEO

[@apodebi1235]

ISSO DIGGA (aber schon peinlich iwie)

[@bellab7305]

Him: “Something Distracting you?” Me: *Starts Giggling at my own thoughts* Him: “Why are you laughing?” Also Me: “oh shit- 😳”

[@meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmw]

😫✋

[@smokeandscandals]

I read this comment exactly when he asked that

[@Yui-er4ew]

@@smokeandscandals same-

[@kathypierre3095]

I came here to comment exactly this!! I started laughing too

[@bellab7305]

@@kathypierre3095 Lmaoo, great minds think alike xD 🤣

[@kaoruhikaru20]

Him: “Concentrate on the words, not on me” Me: “sir you don’t understand I-“ Him: “are you ready?” Me: “Sir I speak SpAnIsH… Ive been trying to tell you I’m in the wrong class this whole semester! 😭😭😭😭😭”

[@listenupbiyash]

Lmao😭

[@narae4608]

😂😂

[@frenchfriesill]

I wish we had such a hot professor like him, instead we have professors with anger issues 🥲

[@paranorma1325]

I wanna like but i can't becaus it is a 69 btw noice

[@Nabooze]

I mean I don't complain 😳

[@lol-ke7qo]

math?

[@Drnk_jU]

@@lol-ke7qo I love your user name 👁👄👁🍷✨

[@lol-ke7qo]

@@Drnk_jU thank u☺️😉🥺😆😏😏

[@yenniyy_]

Noah “did you really wrote those assignments at home yourself?” Me: *nod, and then shake my head* 😂

[@annyeonghaseyo1848]

ooouuu German- but strict😏

[@YOONGISMORGUE]

🧑🏼‍🦽

[@alissathesimp]

(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ʸᴱˢ Yesss

[@ichigoanimeteacher5680]

German = strict bro 😭

[@shortstuffplays105]

Fuck yes 😩👩🏻‍🦽

[@coffeelatte.8764]

@@shortstuffplays105 I- PLEASE 💀🖐

[@joonieborahae94]

The secondhand embrassement from those letters as he started to read them, very strict yet embrassing 🤠

[@IsabellaVRios]

Him: Is something distracting you? Me: - smiles - Him: why are you laughing? Me: HOLD TF UP 😃

[@sanya4470]

Him:“two exams! Me: TWO EXAMS!?.... I quit sorry🤚🏽 come back tomorrow.

[@elena.699]

SAMEEE😳😳😳😳😳👋🏾👋🏾

[@MilkyTea15]

....Dabi am I even going to question why your here....

[@mollymorris9391]

In French we have to do 3-4 exams (translation and writing, reading, speaking

[@bokutoscake635]

I had to pause the video and recover from the second hand embarrassment when he started reading the letters- 💀

[@daxton_iz_the_husband8905]

Same, ah! I'm so embarrassed 🥺🤚

[@midnight7350]

@@daxton_iz_the_husband8905 😂

[@anonymousme9822]

💀Same

[@anonymousme9822]

I took a 1 hour break watching edit audios

[@xcassandra15]

SAME LOL

[@mochi5512]

“Brilliant. 98% “ *hair tuck* so you think I’m ✨smart✨

[@azula771]

*debby ryans*

[@jenniesfavoritehoe6806]

ITS NOT CALLED “focusing issues” ITS CALLED DADDY ISSUES 😀🤚

[@_._._._lilith_._._._4658]

Fr fr

[@finnthejackalope]

Period 💅

[@user-np2ir3js1z]

You mdfkn got it HAHAHAHA

[@normalmortal6248]

*"those tight jeans fit really well"* Second hand embarrassment

[@sheolakhan73]

YES.✋

[@denkikaminari1564]

Yep

[@meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmw]

💀

[@legacyace6009]

stupid strawberry jam

[@_._._._lilith_._._._4658]

Facts

[@gomdoleekkyu]

At the beggining when he was speaking German I thought that he was speaking English and I didn't understand, i'm so stupid damn

[@gloffline5123]

OMG same

[@baby_jungwoo]

No cause me and you😭

[@YukaPukaa]

That happened to me but just like: I am German. And then hearing English again. wHaT is tHaT gErMaN?

[@altawaller6321]

Brrrooooo you calling my stupid ass out right now

[@fiaxd285]

I’m german and I haven’t noticed he switched languages until I read your comment😭

[@marijmd7314]

"why dont you tell me what going on?" Me : no sir that would be embarassing " No need to get embarassed " Me : 😐😑😐

[@sybalmccauley987]

Him : it that why you have been wearing those short skirts Me: no sir I just suck a laundry 😑🕶️👌😎

[@dawniyye]

Cut the cameras, deadass🥺😐

[@ih8mys3ifbutimprety34]

*I fell outta my seat. I said that too when he fuckin just Said: No need to get embarrassed-*

[@jessicabloodmoon7689]

When I say I laughed my laughed my ass off when he read the letters.

[@riabergs3048]

Omg sameeee same same same same same same same i liturally died laughing even tho its 2 am

[@Kitkat_space]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE READ THE LETTERS . I SNORTED SO HARD IT HURT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@NerdySphinx]

Never have I ever been so happy to speak and understand multiple languages, all the studying was worth it!

[@tojisbxtch903]

“How come you’re a grade A student at home?” Me: 😟I- uh👩🏻‍🦯

[@sybalmccauley987]

Noo baby ❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓👉👈

[@MagicPumpkin33]

People in comments: *German* Me: 🤡 there is an imposter-

[@xiaotheyaksha3525]

* staring at my baguette * there might be two-

[@riabergs3048]

@@xiaotheyaksha3525 *stares at my chocolate* yeah uh i think there may be another one

[@randomuser4623]

Me: 🤡 I'm feel like an imposter in the country I live in

[@kaplingnag7267]

*stares at roshogolla* maybe three

[@pinkcarrot4682]

*glancing at my saltfish fritters* you're not the only one 😗

[@lpsdestiny20]

Omgg i saw “Professor” and “Noah’s Haven” in the same sentence and i RAN

[@fulldivefantasy]

ngl as a german I am completely overwhelmed to hear actual german in a video such as this one and this is so cool and so terrifying at the same time :D having a german teacher interrogate me about how I sent a note that's basically about how his butt looks cute in tight pants is so hilarious and I know I should just sit back and enjoy but I can't help but feel embarrassed :D really the fact that he speaks German at times makes it so much closer to reality and I'm *t e r r i f i e d* :D nonetheless this seems really well done so imma stick around for now õwõ

[@2d_overdosed10]

I’ve been struggling with German for years now but but after this my motivation went 📈📈📈

[@emmakeira9343]

ayo I’m German I’ll do your homework if u want 😩

[@2d_overdosed10]

@@emmakeira9343 thanks a lot but I’m actually more scared to talk in German than anything else 😭😭 idk why probably because the teacher is scary 😂😭

[@emmakeira9343]

@@2d_overdosed10 I get that💀💀 well if u ever need help with pronounciation or anything hmu :D

[@melcisor]

FR FR, i gotta do like 2-4 papers for my german class until tomorrow and this made me want to to them.

[@esrac5469]

the "kommt mir gesund wieder" was by far the most german thing in this audio 😂

[@comfort_devil]

Jep

[@Melina.Gioconda]

✨Lüften✨ nicht vergessen Freunde😂

[@esrac5469]

@@Melina.Gioconda Lüften more like ich lass mal die Klasse komplett erfrieren (gerade die, die am Fenster sitzen) ✌🏻

[@Melina.Gioconda]

@@esrac5469 bin ich froh das ich nicht mehr in der Schule bin. Ich würde wirklich erfrieren.

[@esrac5469]

@@Melina.Gioconda ich Gott sei Dank nur 1 Mal pro Woche in der Berufsschule, aber das reicht mir schon 😂😂

[@reenaaaa]

"is someone doing ur assignments at home?" um technically yes but no, well u see theres an inovation called "google translating" and "grammar apps" 🛐🏃🏻‍♀️

[@khadeejaOmar]

I should've just learned German like my mom said so

[@Brieezle]

Me with spanish

[@khadeejaOmar]

@@Brieezle lol

[@stephaniepierre11]

@@Brieezle me with French lmfao

[@Human22194]

@@Brieezle me with russian ✋👀

[@altacc1039]

me with Spanish, French, Russian, AND Japanese-

[@Bee-py5nx]

“I expect a straight answer” *Pansexual panic* Wtf how did this comment get so many likes??

[@HanDaKilla]

*second-hand pansexual panic* 😶

[@blakebridges8989]

Non-pansexual panic cause I’m straight but I don’t have an answer

[@jeyjey1989]

*Bisexual panic*

[@weeb_nation7620]

Me being bisexual: u would get a straight answer, but u can get 2 answers

[@Lara-ph9mu]

HAHAHAHA I CANT😭😭😭😭

[@taehyungkim4267]

"my body is pulsating when I see you" Me : 💀💀💀😭😂 that took me out

[@n._coja]

I sleep... I snacc... Daddy speaking in German? Now, IMMA HAVE A HEART ATTACC....

[@sybalmccauley987]

😂

[@starlightmy_universe9884]

Him: "Is someone doing your assignments for you at home?" Me: no one sir, I just used Google 🤧✊

[@shy8311]

Psst...if you ever need help, I can be that someone (I am german so I know my shit XD)

[@starlightmy_universe9884]

@@shy8311 waaah!!! Thanks! But I'm a Filipino :>

[@gloffline5123]

Lol same

[@animesimp8285]

Me too

[@ih8mys3ifbutimprety34]

@@animesimp8285 no I simp for anime guys and girls . U SIMP FOR Noah. Wait.- I do too- uH-

[@marsya9903]

Gosh the second hand embarrassment when he pulled out the letters I have to close my eyes for this whyyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭 when he said "you wrote these letters didn't you?" I was like "that's it. I'm packin my bags and changin my name." 🖐🏼

[@alinaelisabeth3763]

SAMEEE

[@ximenaperezdelsolar5507]

XD

[@baby_jungwoo]

Had me embarrassed

[@oikawajustoikawa1436]

“And movin to Antarctica 🇦🇶” (Oh wait that’s the wrong flag 👁👄👁)

[@iristhesloth9215]

I was like, miss gurl why did you send that to him

[@SpairM]

Listen, sir, I’m flattered you think I have the confidence to not only write something like that but have the sheer *balls* to actually send it

[@andie1788]

Me: I ain’t no simp My mind: I’m a simp

[@tina44kinzer46]

Him: Your grasp on the language just simply isnt there yet. Me: Das ist so traurig. Alexa, spiele Despacito.

[@sandrita222]

🖐️😂

[@Yuri-yg3ul]

WHY DID I UNDERSTAND THAT "Alexa spiele Despacito' SOSMSOSNKS

[@HanDaKilla]

IM HOWLING-

[@juno6582]

THE FACT THAT O WAS LITERALLY SAYING THIS EARLIER

[@forcefulglint4766]

Now let me hear your German skills... WAIT WHATTT THATS SO FLUENT WJBDBDJSKJWBDJSJS

[@NoahsHaven]

One of the benefits of being german 😂😂😂

[@forcefulglint4766]

@@NoahsHaven jsndbsb Ich wusste nicht dass du Deutsch reden kannst TT^TT

[@Jules999M]

@@forcefulglint4766 ich auch nicht haha fast keinen Akzent nn?

[@forcefulglint4766]

@@Jules999M nichts!! Nada!! Sauber!! Ich wohne schon in Deutschland seit ich 4 bin und habe keinen Akzent

[@Andji1612]

@@NoahsHaven Do spricht deutsch perfekt omg

[@DeezNuts-qm4up]

Yall...I'm darker than dirt and I BLUSHED- A MIRACLE HAS HAPPENED TODAY

[@muctieuthoaty7027]

Hallelujah T-T

[@joanbalaino1888]

Me: *obsessed of russian* *obsessed of Japanese* *obsessed of irish*..now.. *HELLA OBSESSED OF GERMANS!!!*

[@aiko6431]

I am Irish, female but Irish

[@Pame_chan97]

This is the first time that I’ve heard such a smooth German ~

[@joolsdastar]

not me imagining sitting on his lap as he just speaks German to me while i feed him snacks 🙄😃

[@burntbaguettes209]

I see you have ur mind made up. Oh god-

[@louisvuitton4603]

Giving wattpad

[@yosidelrey]

i was laughing before you said “why are you laughing”. i laugh at every thing😭😭

[@bangchan9276]

I got so suprised at the start- Junge, i didn't think he would actually speak German 😭

[@erwinsrechtehand3174]

Digga I'm here to get you back to this video Junge

[@bangchan9276]

@@erwinsrechtehand3174 heiliege scheiße ich hab das letzte mal dieses video for nen jahr geschaut😭

[@erwinsrechtehand3174]

@@bangchan9276 und jetzt bis du wieder hier

[@pichy6766]

Chan what are you doing here?!?

[@bangchan9276]

@@pichy6766 uhm, personal reasons

[@kenmaspudding2251]

I never knew German could also be a love language other than French-

[@vannessaemrald4030]

Bonjour

[@bassettholland3131]

Oh my god imagine sending those letters to a teacher 💀🤚🏽 Edit: NO IMAGINE BEING CAUGHT SENDING THOSE LETTERS I HAVE SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT RN THE TRANSLATION KILLED ME I CAN’T THAT WAS HOTTER THAN I EXPECTED

[@knuttmeg]

I LITERALLY CANT WHEN HE READ THE LETTERS OUT IM LITERALLY CRYING

[@thebeatifulmessblackrabbit7203]

Exactly like my aro ace ass would be trembling knowing someone if snuck their letter in my backpack

[@hannahhyun4129]

No one: Me, after this video: german ist mein lieblingsfach

[@kaya4347]

haa not for gErmAns (wie ichhh)

[@lovelyheartu8256]

🎶Was ist dein Lieblingsfach ?🎶

[@apodebi1235]

@@lovelyheartu8256 gErMan oDeR wAs?

[@lici_cia]

Meins ist englisch 😂👌🏻

[@gabby9512]

In german we got shown the days if the week song keep in mind im s1 The song goes Montag deinstag Montag deinstag Mittwoch donnerstag Mittwoch donnerstag Fritag samstag sontag Fritag samstag sontag Then some bit i cant remember x3 faster each time 😃✋ My german are classes almost 99% of the time pointless

[@caterinamarie7]

I've not heard the German language spoken in such a manner...I take back everything I ever thought. 🤣🤣😘

[@hayleybaldwin4375]

I was thinking the exact same lol!

[@just_cubes6101]

The language is actually quite beautiful! Depends on the person who is speaking, really. ...and their mood.

[@caterinamarie7]

@@just_cubes6101 yes, and so I can see. ☺ will have to discuss this with my German colleagues and friends. 😉

[@heylol4475]

Ive NEVER felt more embarrassed then when he was readying the letters😭🤚

[@honoi9508]

No wonder that part was the "most played" 😭❤️❤️❤️ I literally melted from ur German holy shit

[@JiniLollypop]

Him: someone who grasps the german language almost like a native speaker. Me a german native speaker: 👀👀👀

[@sntiaemse]

he’s actually german!

[@JiniLollypop]

@@sntiaemse ye I know. I just felt caught cause I'm actually german too 😂

[@kaya4347]

@@sntiaemse wa- ..?

[@kaya4347]

yas

[@nydra8119]

Mein deutsch ist kacke obwohl ich deutsch bin ;-;

[@mysticmae1834]

Ok uh... A friend sent this to me over discord since she knows that I'm german. I have never watched german rp asmr because I usually prefer the English ones, but damn, you're making me reconsider that a bit.

[@Athene.]

pfffft I'm glad I looked in the comments because I was going to send this to you!

[@unicorngirl7856]

Sameeee, dachte nicht das deutsche Asmrs so hot sein können

[@hshshdbsj]

same same

[@izanami2674]

Okay the last part was literally the hottest thing i think ive ever heard and read, 18+ or not. The intimacy, the sweetness, the honesty, the sounds of him getting up and walking while our eyes are supposed to be closed, and thAT KISS OMG. Automatically my new all time favourite audio by you. 💖💖💖

[@ildikoboglarkanemeth8616]

I am late, but you are absolutely right. My heart ❤️ starts to work double speed as the ending moments comes - the tension,Gosh! This MAN is dangerous 😉.

[@nineblackgoats]

I keep coming back to that ending omg I'm gonna wear through my phone's screen at the 08:30 mark XD

[@ildikoboglarkanemeth8616]

@@nineblackgoats Me too Dear. I couldn't stop coming back and my emotions are the same when I was listening this for the first time 🫶💖.

[@helainaaaa6098]

As a proud girl who had a German professor I...LUV THIS SO MUCH

[@yukayukayuii]

Him: I decided to wear jeans only because I had a little accident- Me: Oh shit this bouta get weird🤭🤭🤭🤭 Him: with strawberry jam Me: phew 😍

[@jagritinambiar5255]

Can we appreciate how different and well written this script is? The tying in of the german to the poem to the kiss, i can't- It shows the thought and effort put into the video and omg it's inspiring tbh. Well done bagel🖤

[@aoivaquero]

is it an actual poem? If it is, I need to know the name.

[@AtaraxiaaASMR]

@@aoivaquerosame, 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼 tell me when you know it pls

[@missmikay1005]

I was looking through the comments and laughed and almost perfectly he asked why I was laughing and I FROZE-

[@Mia-pd4sn]

Me pretending german isn't my mother-tongue : (⊙▽⊙)

[@Human22194]

😂

[@amelieschustereder4207]

Sameee

[@yourlocalweb7474]

Sameeeee🤣

[@lovelyjuliexo]

teacher: “why don’t u tell me what’s going on?” me: “uh, it’s embarrassing...” teacher: “no need to be embarrassed...” me: 👁👄👁

[@sahar3601]

This guy is my favorite teacher omg please be more strict

[@s.m.4720]

😂😂😂

[@odettenoir]

I closed my eyes during the German parts and German is a much more attractive language than I realised. 🥲 All I'm missing is the baritone voice

[@thatanonymouschocolate]

Professors: trying to teach me anything Me: sorry the number you are trying to reach was never in service please hang up and never call again 😃

[@favourimiera6889]

😂😂😂😂 same

[@user-pq1ud6kc4q]

Right now I'm in online classes and I don't think Professor Noah likes us to be distracted ... I'll be back in a few minutes:)

[@imlouie4849]

"JeSsIcA! DiD yOu SlEeP wItH yOuR gOd DaMn TeAcHeR?!!!!!!"

[@hiimlaury1694]

Mr. Willson?

[@kimlemonade7456]

This one is such a masterpiece

[@snapesgirl8082]

My German Brain is like OMG 👁👄👁

[@cheese1024]

same :")

[@Human22194]

SAME👁👄👁

[@chrissyelric7134]

Ist echt so haha

[@sorayankrumah6258]

Same 👁️👄👁️

[@childesleftcheek2042]

Alter Deutsche sind überall AJAHHAHAHAHHSHSH

[@chileanywaysso_]

KZbin: N- Me: imma leave this homework I have more important things to do Edit: wait a minute I just realized that I’m super early today😭

[@odd.3y3]

my entire german existence leaving my body before clicking on this video I AM READY

[@mokamisu2]

i just realized that this was posted on my birthday, i fell blessed 😩🤍

[@drnonome]

THEN ASMR THAT PROBABLY STARTED IT ALL IT’S BEEN LIKE ONE OR TWO YEARS AND I STILL IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZED IT!!!!! I missed you Noah!!!!!!

[@badass-music9706]

When he said: almost like a native speaker.... That's exactly what my German teacher told me 2 days ago🤣

[@sourcandyapples1310]

Noah: "how come your a grade A student at home but not in class" Me: " sir ..I have performance issues...😤🤣

[@Tav_Matt]

Him: I’ll have you fail this class. Me: I do that to myself anyways nothing new.

[@sturrnloio]

Ive never like sat down and listen to one of these multiple times like its really rare with me so that means this is a masterpiece. I love it

[@aksara4311]

as a literature student the first few minutes made me very ✨anxious✨

[@dasza5356]

Ok, after this video I NEED to learn german

[@snugfy4206]

trust me.. you don’t want to learn this language. It sucks and it’s really hard ✨

[@_jori.05]

wait a damn minute wait.... a... *WHOLE* Ladies and gentlemen we’ve been compromised

[@binibini_n]

Wait I literally see u almost everywhere 😂😭

[@_jori.05]

@@binibini_n AYEEEE I’VE BEEN NOTICED🤩🤩 Just wondering where do you see me😊

[@gloffline5123]

Jaghcf

[@kota5305]

Why aren’t you at practice?

[@jai5997]

off topic but ur so pretty

[@sarahlightwood4145]

omg you just kiiled me with your accent P.S : I am writing this from hell

[@grickwardsnufa]

BRUH I actually gagged when he started reading the letters PLEASE I cant handle the secondhand embarassment 😩

[@ijustsaysomething2128]

'I need straight answers' Bi panic

[@sophie_71]

i need him to teach me german instead of my teacher bc girrll....👁👄👁

[@Human22194]

😂Feel you

[@yujinC_3PO]

I'd learn German so fast-

[@ThukhaAkari]

God, i got second hand embarrassment when he was talking abt my assignments. Miss girllll

[@EmmaWemma69]

Omg the first sentence 🤌🏻 loved it. But any professor audios hit different

[@emiliacmrd1698]

the little ,,good‘‘ at 8:13 OMGGGG I‘M DYING😩

[@Viuna_l]

He's so even hotter when he talks in German 😭😭😭😭😭