Strong Bad Email

[@Shiny_Plume]

🎶Oh... if you want it to be possessive, it's w-h-o-s-e, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's w-h-o-apostrophe-s. Scalawag.🎶

[@Mr._funny2006]

Shiny vielploom

[@rosskerr1439]

Spoken like a true Deletehead.

[@jakeespinoza5436]

"Suddenly an 8 foot sub sandwich constrictor Engsmsploded out of nowhere" I always will laugh at that

[@TheInkPitOx]

You can't just go around making up new words!

[@hamursh]

@@TheInkPitOx Dr Seuss: Hold my beer.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@hamursh Which was likely the inspiration for all the characters in animal

[@bentowers7743]

@@TheInkPitOx Whined Strong Sad already up to his waist in braided hoagie roll.

[@BlueGhostofSeaside]

Worst part is, 99.99% of fanfictions are really that horrible! Still worth it for the rare gems though.This entire episode had me rolling! "You know I can't eat tweezlers!"

[@BorisFangirl]

"Just then Homestar traipsed in Naked as a jaybird~" That part cracks me up XD

[@magnumopus7569]

“And that’s why I like all them Star Tracks!”

[@kefkaZZZ]

When I lived alone I was twelve times a day man too! I was also "Wear no Clothes Man" too!

[@AwesomeLee227]

Dang, I totally forgot how good this one is. I engsmsploded in laughter when I first saw this one. I"m totally gonna be using the word "engsmsploded" this whole week.

[@Jeff-gj7ko]

Anyone have the clip with Senior Cardgage with the Deleteheads?

[@pikminfan6778]

Suddenly, an 8-foot sub sandwich constrictor ENGSMSPLODED out of nowhere!

[@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan]

YOUR 8-FOOT SUB SANDWICH CONSTRICTOR ENGSMSPLODE.

[@bentowers7743]

You can't just star making up new words!

[@blakerutt98]

"Aw, shootykahooties! I could only do it 11 times today." "I can do it! I can do it 12 times!"

[@TheInkPitOx]

I remember when this was first uploaded. I was totally expecting Strong Bad to be carrying both ends of the sandwich. I also love how Homsar's hat says "thump".

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

Twelve Times A Day Man. (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.) ;)

[@VertPlaysGames]

I really wanted Strong Bad to be carrying both ends of that very long sandwich

[@COz-yc8bm]

I remember seeing that gag on Sesame Street where Grover carries a long ladder from both ends.

[@joeywomer]

Don't feel bad, Marzipan. I can't do Paddle ball, either. Stupid rubbery string

[@alexisthechicken5587]

I can do it,I can do it 12 times

[@claudevandog]

The Top 3 worst words that can go with fan, updated for 2015 3.fiction 2.club 1.dom

[@mahiru20ten]

Updated for 2016, changed the "worst" with "best"

[@MurcuryEntertainment]

See also "Dub" "Character" and "blog"

[@TheInkPitOx]

What's wrong with fandoms?

[@jedihunter176]

@@TheInkPitOx They're all toxic

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@jedihunter176 I only know of what Wikias were renamed

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

"And that's why I like them Star Tracks!"

[@TheInkPitOx]

Said Strong Sad, an entire bag of Twizzlers falling out of his mouth

[@pikminfan6778]

@@TheInkPitOx Hey, you know I can't eat tweezlers!

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@pikminfan6778 Just then, Homestar Runner walked in naked as a jaybird.

[@pgj1997]

3:07 50 Shades of E-mail

[@TheInkPitOx]

grey + book does not equal 50 shades

[@tyrant-den884]

That's the next email.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Kinky.

[@Imagigirl]

If Homestar was "naked as a jay bird," then why does he still have his star?

[@SuperNiceteeth]

B/c it's a fan fic tion

[@ryutheslayer123]

Making toast! *ding* Buttering toast!

[@vermis8344]

On behalf of Northern Ireland, I'd like to assure everyone that we usually have better lituracie than this.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Warren JB You're too busy being car bombed to use spellcheck.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

+Warren JB Well played.

[@bentowers7743]

"I can't believe I ate that whole pile of whatsit!" Said the King of Town

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

Yep, Strong Bad predicted the cancer of fan clubs or fandoms

[@hamursh]

But there is DOZENS of Homestar fanfic!

[@FlameAdder]

You can't predict what had already existed for decades

[@kinker31]

Plus, saying 'cancer' over and over again makes you look 105% original, and completely hilarious as well.

[@bobross9581]

@@kinker31 You can't complain about him calling fandoms cancer when that's exactly what they are, a cancerous lump on the ass-end of the internet.

[@Pikashockdragon]

Does anyone have the Cardgage version of this?

[@ALonelyWeeaboo]

if you can find the podcast version, it merges Homsar with Senor Cartgadge parts.

[@omnijack]

I never realized The Cheat was also wearing a Delete Heads hat.

[@mrdylan1019]

I just engsmsploded with laugh.

[@nameeman1562]

Should've had both the Homsar and Cardgage non-sequitor bits

[@hamursh]

I think that Leon from In Living Color's Snackin' Shack sketches would win that! Leon: I can bust a pimple with my buttcheeks! Luther: Whole wheat, pick it up!

[@jenniferadams7582]

Senor Cardgage was too cool to show up to the deleteheads meeting.

[@rosskerr1439]

Fanfiction was pretty crazy-go-nuts in those days. Hasn't changed a whole lot since then.

[@Supuhstar]

HOW are all sbemails still relevant?!

[@jakeespinoza5436]

How are ponies still relevant ;)

[@Supuhstar]

Jake Espinoza​ 1: because there are still new ones 2: I didn't say just SBemail in general.... But ALL of them.

[@Supuhstar]

Jake Espinoza thanks :D

[@randybmx]

homsars cameo: I've made millions, and I'm the son of a chipwhich. remind you of anyone?

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Because they're friggin hilarious!

[@mahiru20ten]

Now that's a long sub

[@TheInkPitOx]

I did not notice the card before!

[@pikminfan6778]

He said, putting on a bonnet and giving Homestar a deep tissue massage.

[@bentowers7743]

Augh! No! Oh this gonna be good.

[@pikminfan6778]

In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a few King Of Town fanfiction right now! Said Strong Bad. (Chair slide) Said Chairscoot. Eehhhh-clonk-a-donk. Said the New Paper.

[@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan]

YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE! Said Vector Strong Bad.

[@bentowers7743]

"I can't believe I ate the whole pile of whatsit!" Said the King of Town.

[@pikminfan6778]

@@bentowers7743 King of Town: I wish that WERE fiction…

[@LauraLowe]

No one can live life without the Thump key!

[@TheInkPitOx]

I wish someone would include Cardgage

[@memerboi69.0]

that was a very long sandwich

[@saintsfan92687]

My head engsmsploded...

[@TheInkPitOx]

You can't just make up terrible new words!

[@bentowers7743]

@@TheInkPitOx Whined Strongsad already up to his waist in braided hoagie roll.

[@wafflecatz1]

the website isnt real, but a similar named website is

[@sotosbros]

Hey, E. Arthur Miller III, do you make your own fan club?

[@Po0PYBLOX]

2:57 it’s 15 man

[@TheInkPitOx]

I can't believe I ate that whole pile of whatsit

[@bentowers7743]

Said the King of Town

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@bentowers7743 I wish that were fiction

[@mcdev928coolman]

OMG IRELAND MY MOTHER WAS BORN IN IRELAND!

[@TheOutsiderStudios]

I can do 12 times as well.

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

Yore hed a'smsplode

[@jonslade17]

Perfect summation of how awful fanfiction is

[@tondehdinosar8475]

Ugh...fanfics. [shudder, shudder]