Bible Fruit - short

[@isaiahwalking]

"I will not calm down unless cocaine enter my system" love that line lmao.

[@octopushands6923]

Been there done that

[@jazzymixel7327]

"I HAVE A DEMON INSIDE OF ME!"

[@PlatinumHustle]

Buddy TWEAKIN 😂

[@jacobsamson257]

🧨🐒

[@ami2evil]

"Line"...

[@kevracy1053]

“What about Shake? What about him? That’s what I said yo! Ba Ba boom!!!” 😂

[@isaiahwalking]

🎶dancing is forbidden🎶

[@finger2467]

​@@isaiahwalking i have never in my life knew what those words were. thank you for this insight

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

Dont forget they let him get axed first and then they’ blew up the house 🤣

[@dillonkinder9296]

William Street: Ding Ding ☠️: NO!

[@praeamble]

One of the few episodes where Shake does practically nothing wrong, the situation is entirely Frylock's fault but Shake still ends up suffering all the consequences.

[@planescaped]

This is a really good shortened version of the episode, as it hits pretty much all the major plot points and feels seamless.

[@AlmightySimon]

W

[@smplfi9859]

There is an entire show based off these characters called 'Soul Quest Overdrive'

[@BalsamicJeebs]

@@smplfi9859 its horrible

[@shadowx2229]

Nah this show is all about the dialogue. And they cut 50% of it out in these videos.

[@marxs1032]

“You poke her and figure it out!!!” Lol 😂 Carl the best.

[@AlmightySimon]

I’ve got standards!!

[@marxs1032]

@@AlmightySimon I can watch Carl everyday and never stop laughing. Have you seen the recent movie that they came out with last month?

[@AhmedMalaki]

It’s so funny Also I love your pfp it’s so 2010s The nostalgia era

[@MatthewRatburg]

Indeed he is XD

[@dudesqr]

Carl's down on the farm, if you know what I mean *standards* like this isn't totally bananas

[@thedukeofchutney468]

“Touch the red wire to the blue wire” “What about shake?” “What about him?” Goated line XD

[@TylerPearl77]

Go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum😂 Favorite line on this episode

[@blakedynasty8517]

No ice no ice

[@gotterdammerung5527]

pour*

[@neiiBurr]

😂🤣

[@Higs8091]

🤣🤣🤣

[@PlatinumHustle]

Lmao

[@brayidk3522]

I love how fast it takes Burt to break lmao

[@mainsequence5712]

😆😆

[@scary-goth-mother]

0:49 For some reason the censorship noises are funnier than the actual curses

[@PlatinumHustle]

Yes 😂

[@thecianinator]

"Will you shut the f📯k up and vacuum the hall?"

[@thecianinator]

"Will you shut the f📯ck up and vacuum the hall?!"

[@PgLangGang]

2:41 Bert: no crack for me. Meatwad: smiles

[@Higs8091]

🤣🤣🤣

[@10percent4DaBigGuy]

go ahead a pour me a little full glass of the rum!

[@57cadillac]

@@10percent4DaBigGuyBert

[@christie_brown]

@@57cadillacno ice no ice

[@KathySage234]

I wonder if he has it.

[@alexanderb2193]

“Okay.. Nice to meet y’all and.. your special language… I got to run.” “MEATWAD DON’T GO.” “I gots to boy, this ain’t my problem, listen to that.” 💀

[@grease_monkey6078]

I'm with Meatwad on that, when a party gets strange you leave

[@brianoneil9662]

Carl has standards. He expects us to believe that?

[@darkjanggo]

I believe it. Carl is pure class.

[@astershake1162]

@@ShadeHaxor and had sex with a giant space gorilla. Lol

[@trentryan27]

I like how he got dressed up with the clip on tie and the comb over

[@jameshill3403]

He at least needs a hole

[@MIXMASTERRFS3]

I mean who in their right mind would want to fuck a tangerine?? The citric acid would sting😵😵😵

[@pendafen7405]

"You shouldn't have gotten any information at all" is a fantastically smooth wry rebuttal.

[@CactusCanon]

“I’m Meatwad, I’m a ball of meat.” “Wow.” “That’s wonderful!”

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

How you doing that?

[@HolyRomanEmperor90]

I’m a huge meat fan.

[@xen3588]

woke

[@CactusCanon]

@@xen3588 Nah they broke

[@mindriot91_96]

@@HolyRomanEmperor90 Best response, lmao.

[@dante5622]

This was funny but also very sad because it’s pretty realistic for people that are alcoholics.

[@Cinerary]

Yeah it’s a nightmare dude. Lol. Being sober is like being an open nerve exposed to the air and the air is a lemon juice fog

[@9_billion_volts]

atleadt your vice is socially acceptable (ik that genuinely makes it so much harder) I have to go school without my sht every now and then and those days I wish I wasn't running from myself bro or atleast walk to the store and get numb

[@allenjacob7911]

Shit thats sad

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

I’m not even that deep in and alcohol has ruined most of my desire to party. Its also undone a lot of the good psychological work I’ve done lol.

[@codafett]

Just pour me...a little bit of a full glass of that rum.

[@PgLangGang]

This episode was soooo good, I know it was painful editing this one. Almost every second of this one is hilarious 😂😂

[@studiodudeshed39]

It was painful, Thanks.

[@Unavailable_Username.]

“So you’re into science? That’s kind of like what I do. I work in a cereal factory”

[@LankyJay601]

That’s pretty much every episode 😂

[@JamietheEmperor]

its amazing

[@helloidharbl6753]

I noticed the cuts but they were tastefully done. Definitely not easy calls to make. Turned out great!

[@davidguerrero941]

David Cross had a blast with this.

[@LANDEN_BERGER]

He's great in everything

[@Sireth]

"Burt, please don't hit me!" "Then get the liquor faster!" 🤣

[@YaLittleFriend]

😂😂😂

[@thomasmaier9611]

To this day, I still say then get the liquor faster when someone thinks I am being unreasonably impatient. I also shout praise him for any minor instance of good fortune. Thank you, ATHF, you have enriched my life

[@Cluv22]

"You know what? Go ahead and pour me....a little bit of a full glass of that Rum. No ice, no ice..."😅😅😅😅

[@PlatinumHustle]

😂😂😂

[@michaelsargent8642]

Honestly that's how I like my long island iced tea. No Ice and give me an extra shot

[@Miketendo93]

"Wait Meatwad don't go!" "I got to boy, this ain't my problem listen to that.." 😂😂😂

[@squishybrick]

Am I the only one who thought it was weirdly wholesome how they immediately changed and worked like a team the second they were told shake had drugs in him?

[@scary-goth-mother]

The power of drugs

[@WeirdOne19142]

It's a good message: put your differences aside and work toward a common goal.

[@Sergio-kd9wm]

Hate how you idiots call everything “wholesome” so stupid 🤦‍♂️

[@maylabrown4584]

Yeah I think you're the only one lol

[@PlatinumHustle]

Savage 😂😂

[@AnthonyBlamthony]

4:12 “What about Shake?” “What about him?” “That’s what I said yo, ba ba BOOM!💥” That will forever be my #1 favorite ATHF moment of all time, it is never *not* funny😂

[@dragonanimekid8662]

The way they just begin hunting Cup is hilarious

[@berlinwallneverfall1989]

“I gots to, boy, this ain’t my problem. Listen to that.”

[@ogichi32]

I mean.... this is exactly what happens every time someone invites the sober crew.

[@olliegoria]

Bringing ex-alcoholics around booze is usually like bringing gasoline around fire.

[@thegunslinger8806]

The best part about this is that it's the three people from Bojak horseman and archer who ended up voicing everything that's om streaming and TV, how time flies. Still a funny as fuck episode, especially the part where meatwad blows up the house with no fucks given.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Luis and Bob Belcher

[@danielgriffith7911]

Damnit Mortmer you're diluting it!🤣

[@STOCKHOLM07]

You wouldn't happen to have a monkey wrench, would you?

[@jeremytung1632]

Arguably the best episode of the series.

[@KGhaleon]

Better than Carl taking advantage of the gnomes in that storage rental or becoming king of the bees? Not even close

[@second2nonebut1]

Hand banana

[@roxasplayerxgamer290]

Ummmmm E Helmet? Hellooooo!!!!. Hand Banana is second

[@Mimiiii_VEV0]

Easily the best episode of the series, not even close

[@Randomlad.0737]

What about The Broodwitch?

[@austinpittman1599]

Burt: "I had to go to the hospital and have my hands replaced; I was too high!" Meatwad: :( Burt: "But those days are over. No crack for me." Meatwad: :)

[@blinkenlights]

God, these shorts are so damn good. Great editing, you really manage to hit the important parts of the episode while still making it a coherent short. Kudos.

[@Maw0]

H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, (sorry if I spelled it wrong) and David Cross is a wonderful trio.

[@tunahxushi4669]

Yes absolutely positively all-star cast in a five star episode...

[@Maw0]

@@tunahxushi4669 Fr.

[@AdahnFlorence]

That's David Cross? I thought that was Will Forte.

[@Tornado1994]

@@AdahnFlorence Its David Cross. Mr Show.

[@tee-bird-10]

Mr show himself!!!!

[@relentlesschaos7445]

They're based off Veggie Tales except they're Fruits and them not being so...good 😂

[@anthonybramante2921]

Now, if Tammy was an orange, I'm sure Carl could have made an exception

[@Sr.R2430]

Carl will go with anything that has 2 holes from behind 😂😂😂

[@allaware1971]

I like how fry just puts on music and they confess everything.

[@xen3588]

i didnt appreciate this episode as a kid as much as an adult

[@jamesb1988]

When you have David Cross, Kristen Schaal AND H. Jon Benjamin all in the same episode, it was bound to be great!

[@mr.l8723]

1:48 Honestly, the first time I’d ever agree with Shake

[@pendafen7405]

Also one of the few or the first times we see him greet someone in a way that's basically and halfway polite and socially normal.

[@romarioalvarez7397]

I remember this being the first Aqua teen episode I fully watched as a kid since the intro always used to scare me and it’s still my favorite

[@roxygaming5968]

"Two of them are men!" "That means one of them isn't!" You gotta focus on the positives.

[@CN100eg]

The episode is rather a surprisingly good. Also... Am I the only one who find Frylock super cute in that sweater? 🍟❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Kristen Schaal and H. Jon Benjamin together prior to Bob's Burgers

[@CactusCanon]

@naturalcreature6317 Do you like any other adult animated comedies aside from Aqua Teen and Family Guy 💀💀

[@yggdrasil2]

It's so odd hearing them not using their regular voices.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@Natural Creature No

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@yggdrasil2 It sounded like they were

[@tunahxushi4669]

@@EssexAggiegrad2011 .. You've gotta watch Harvey Birdman....

[@nagger8216]

I love Carl's shitty little combover

[@TechySeven]

Near-accurate portrayal of certain varieties of zealot "former" addicts... Decent humor in classic ATHF fashion all throughout, and a *Perfectly Hysterical* Ever-Quotable Meatwad Ending... Definitely one of the Better episodes of the series overall.

[@smplfi9859]

There is an entire show based off these characters called 'Soul Quest Overdrive'

[@Cinerary]

Super Hans did it better

[@scrambles7780]

The cast on this episode is WILD!!! BRAVO

[@Otterino]

An all-time favorite episode!

[@NotThatJonesShow]

I love how these short edits are usually half an episode of the show or the compilations are the length of a single episode

[@toyngracia4877]

David Cross, Kristen Schaal, and John H. Benjamin. Amazing cast for this one!

[@romaromasalad112]

I love this episode. It's so fucked but probably an easier episode to show to someone who doesnt watch. And I love how h john Benjamin and kristen schaal are just in everything and in this episode jts just too good 😭

[@MidnightThunderKid]

"Well what about Shake?" "What about him?" "That's what I'm saying yo!" I love how both Frylock and Meatwad don't give a flying fuck about Shake and just blow up the house with him still in there.

[@Colonel_RamRod]

1:12 carls combover 😂😂😂

[@KIRA-EL]

"I'm not gonna disassemble the sink and drink from the greasetrap"

[@HolyRomanEmperor90]

I’m disappointed that you edited out Bert’s hilarious high-pitched “damn it.” 😂

[@OMGpandemic]

David Cross is always so good.

[@stbarbara25]

They got 3 amazing voices for the fruit its so awesome

[@thesweetpinkcutie5552]

Bob is a mango, Louise is a tangerine!

[@archerandadultswim]

👏

[@dragonoverdrive6859]

What about the banana? Also that is what I thought about the mango

[@AdahnFlorence]

I'm very surprised this, is Kristen Schaal playing the orange, she has such an instantly recognizable voice typically and I genuinely didn't know that was her the first time.

[@dillonkinder9296]

Seeing Bert’s face when he’s about to chop Shake in half so hilarious

[@Kirisutekarl]

A little bit of a full glass of rum lololol

[@exisgameplay]

No ice.

[@BillyLegumbres]

this is one of my favorite episodes because of how batshit insane the bible fruits are

[@minii394]

Seeing this whole episode then the edited version is funny because it still sums up the whole episode 😂

[@comettamer]

One of the best episodes. And what a classy belt Meatwad is wearing.

[@Schrodj1]

“Are you grounded?” Meatwad, sitting on a rubber tire: “Yup.”

[@joshmahoney316]

Pour me a little bit of a full glass of rum. No ice😂

[@craigory87]

This episode has the best ending of the series 😂

[@Unknown-mz3ww]

Turkatron

[@GR1NDMOD22]

Broodswhich, edork,the shaving?

[@howtobebasic2122]

0:51 i can't stop laughing over the censorship how they try to censor the word but they add funny effects XD

[@MarquisLeary34]

Is it depressing that I've met a LOT of people like the Fruits? Annoying prosthetlyzing about Christ until the chance to get high comes along and they go full degenerate?

[@pendafen7405]

In all seriousness, this episode was written by someone with sad traumatic life experience with evangelists, addicts and abusers. It's too real.

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

​@@pendafen7405I've seen this but with a lot more atheists actually and I'm not even particularly religious. Really whenever any belief becomes an obsession and/or is used against people it's toxic.

[@thecianinator]

Maiellaro and Willis definitely grew up poor around desperate people. The bible fruit, the mooninites, Carl... A lot of the characters are absurd but very real portrayals of certain types of desperate, dangerous people.

[@Cinerary]

Well yeah because drugs are real and have real effects on your brain chemistry. You do them to feel something, and avoid the crushing emptiness of sobriety God might be real but you can’t see or feel or experience him in a corporeal, physical way. God cannot compare to the high you get from drugs. Unless religion becomes what fills the void inside of you. A lot of these types are nihilists that got scared of the self destructive cycle they were in. They’re still nihilists. They just LARP as religious people… you can’t keep the void out forever though. It always finds you.

[@Cinerary]

@@thecianinatormost people in decent sized cities grew up “around” these kinds of people.. they didn’t have to live in your neighborhood but you saw them around town, and through friends/socializing… hell smoke outside of any rando city bar after dark and you’ll run into a few each night

[@spartan113ish]

The healthy foods were worse people than the unhealthy ones.

[@VooshSpokesman]

Tammy has such a sweet voice.

[@Damascus_01]

3:49 This got me laughing

[@saturn580]

"You poke around and figure it out. I have standards!" 🤣

[@Davon85J]

The voice acting of the Banana is truly impeccable 😂

[@russmoulder3663]

He wore out his hands beating the woman😂

[@jadon6995]

I like how they are supposed to be turned around new Christians but it seems like it has only been a few days or a week of being sober and non degenerate

[@pAgOtA1]

Yo but that tangerine tho 👀🥵

[@KingLich451]

no

[@ianfinrir8724]

Go sit in the corner and think about your life.

[@Cinerary]

We’ve all microwaved fruit

[@charlesbeancan465]

these shorts are great man, keep it up

[@SomePkmnlovingdude]

Master Crane, Mabel Pines and Bob Belcher as fruits.

[@mikes.4136]

“And she is who I’ll be working over with smooth talk!” - Carl

[@Stonex180]

3:58 Shake giving the finger and Frylock’s dancing at 2:08 made me and my friend laugh really hard when I watched it with her and we replayed those parts multiple times

[@toonjersey]

i feel like this episode is the perfect litmus test for first time viewers

[@allaware1971]

"Nice to meet yall in your special language." LMFAO

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

I’m not gonna dismantle the pipes and drink from the U trap, I mean 😀that’s what an animal does

[@LonePhantom756]

3:58 Frylock knows how to get the dominoes falling.

[@CharlesSmith-bn4bk]

when the banana immediatly flipped out and yelled damnit your diluting it lmfao im dead bruh

[@fxman9071]

One of my all time favorites.... period

[@whysoenvious]

Top shows of my childhood

[@JoelBoyens]

Somehow these shorts make more sense than the actual show

[@monkeycat48]

2:09 Ignignok: Fryman you’re a nerd!!!😒😒😒 My point exactly I think he’s a geek?🤣🤣🤣

[@Fecker_Carlson]

Probably my favorite episode, "DO IT IN FRONT OF THINE EYES!"

[@Dolores5000]

Even truncated it’s still waay hilarious!

[@NunyaBizznaz]

LOL @ the corn chips, "now with 73% corn"

[@thecianinator]

Enchiladitos, they make you wanna eat-o!

[@James.99]

Yep...this is what sobriety does to you

[@Cinerary]

💯

[@V1VISECT6]

Its weird going back to these and hearing Tammy's voice (i can't remember here actresses name) after hearing her on BoJack and working with H J Benjamin (Mothman) on Bobs Burgers. I can't see why that show is still on honestley.

[@shadowbanned3716]

Meatwad: what aboUt sHakE? Frylock: What ABOUT him? 😂

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

Those days over, no crack for me 😊 Bruh 💀💀💀

[@arrnoldpalmorrules]

"What about him?..." hahaha so brutal

[@California_Doge]

"Have you accepted 🎵Jesuuuus🎵 as your personal lord and savior?"

[@matthewokland7566]

Carl has only one standard he sticks to. No fruit!

[@7Yearsmarty]

“I’m leaving. That’s my name”

[@NetScourge]

I HAVE A DEMON INSIDE OF MEEEE 😂 lmao i could not stop laughing at that line

[@StrudelerOfTheTSociety]

Those guys almost had their own show.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Someone wants a knife fight, someone I'm looking at.