Stuntman sends his regards (Balatro)

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[@rickilydickily]

Watching this in .5x so i can over analyze and fully transition to a Type A chatter

[@asmrbruhhh]

Real Type A’s watch it in 2x and take notes

[@jacobadderley2643]

+2

[@resinfruit]

@@asmrbruhhhadvice from a type AA chatter: use a browser extension to watch on 3x. learn shorthand to take better notes

[@boyxgamer]

I genuinely cannot fathom how much I enjoy watching this man play Balatro. It hits something deep in my fucking brain that I can't recreate otherwise.

[@harryislate]

so true brother

[@fadhilbasheer2920]

3:16 me when I've been contemplating Hinduism for a while

[@user-dx3de8pt9z]

LM:AO Me when im laughing my ass off.

[@vonka5999]

+2

[@alexsiemers7898]

+2

[@LandryW]

+2

[@gabriel70445]

+2

[@user-dx3de8pt9z]

24:24 Me when the Doctor asks if I knew I had cancer.

[@socksclub9103]

+2

[@ThefalleStrat]

1:15:55 thats the correct one If you are the doctor

[@weirdopup09]

19:24 me when I skip forward to a random part of the vid 5 mins after its posted to make a joke

[@RagingAcid]

+2

[@chimera9678]

+2

[@willbilly836]

27:09 POV you're the caribou in-front of the polar express

[@zeke28]

+2

[@joehemmann1156]

42:05 story about the verbal flub. He said he was with his daughter, maybe the student meant it was nice to meet "you guys" as in NL and Luna...

[@Bleighckques]

3000 seconds = 30 minutes confirmed

[@kjkj2322]

every 3000 seconds 30 minutes pass in africa

[@jacobadderley2643]

African +2

[@ryancooper4770]

Every 50 minutes 3000 seconds pass in Africa :(

[@PenumbralFigure]

3000 seconds = 15 minutes at 2x speed *taps temple*

[@zyfygi1587]

30:01 me when I'm a 19th century carpenter reviewing the quality of workmanship on the Titanic

[@cliffpuncher357]

You know you're about to be in for a good time when he ethers a chatter in the first minute.

[@quiteadept]

1:05:38 me when my sibling asks me why I refuse to flush the toilet

[@jaymaybeidk]

28:42 works for this too lmao

[@Con5tantine]

We're egg guys, of course we rapidly paste +2 in the chat when the egg absolutely eviscerates a chatter using a combination of 90s references and Twitch lingo.

[@UntouchedWagons]

46:12 Cat!

[@dekkonot]

1:54 me when I'm at an art museum

[@professorfrog7181]

38:17 pov: you are a sea turtle

[@steventutein6866]

Evel Knievel before every big motorcycle jump:

[@MrOodledoodle]

People living a 1.5-2.5x plus life don't know what they enjoy, but are stuck trying to consume it all so they don't realize it.

[@knowcreativity]

nah some people just talk slow then you 1.5x them and it sounds normal

[@DatWingMan]

@@knowcreativityBut that’s for the few people on KZbin that talk slow. We’re talking about people who watch at those video speeds for EVERYTHING

[@The1337guy1]

​@@knowcreativitythen you have people who speak in such a way that slowing them down makes it go faster cause you understand them. Don't have to rewind to figure it out.

[@DietArdee]

I can't help it that almost everyone talks incredibly slow. 🤷

[@DJchoppa666]

@@DietArdeeyou’re cooked bro

[@quiteadept]

27:09 me at the werewolf convention

[@christian5256]

29:15

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

6:55 Me when I'm playing Dark Souls and I'm thinking which bosses I haven't fought yet (I'm in New Londo Ruins).

[@zaftnotameni]

1:04.... where is the second "thank you" ? I feel robbed

[@mrkamikaze5]

8:45 ahhh my shit hurts a bunch LMAO

[@kasa-wu8re]

I watch NL on 2x because I want to finish the video during my 40 minute lunch time but the videos are over an hour.

[@boneyzoney9551]

We’re…. I… I don’t even know anymore

[@rickilydickily]

yeah i’ll +2 that

[@ezdlc2693]

- J Biden, 2024 probably

[@AllGoodCats]

NL's voice at 2x is cursed. If any of you are listening to him at 2x, you will not see heaven.

[@Haanski]

I would never subject myself to that level of nihilism

[@M_kanpur]

When the stuntman is King Dragon

[@waddledeez5084]

+2

[@PhotonLemonade]

+2

[@Kryptnyt]

2:30 we got Death Star, we got Death Star...

[@Chooopy]

MFs watching 2x speed saying "they've got content to get through" like they have to hit a quota or something

[@ImSimmin]

people be like, eating my delicious 50$ steak takes too long, id rather just throw it in a blender and chug it

[@p3rcey]

I caught myself saying "HI TOMO" the other day, not because im hallucinating a cat, just because i find it fun to say

[@charlescowan8174]

I'm all pogged up watching this on 2x

[@TheMasterWizar]

As a 2x Andy, I fast forward so I can get to life faster (checking dating apps, trading shitcoins, etc.)

[@pandakinggaming1316]

To those watching in 2x slow down and take in a joke

[@nullptr5740]

i hold at the top to 2x it when he starts talking about sports for about 5 minutes

[@pandakinggaming1316]

@@nullptr5740 skipping the best parts

[@NielKlauss]

watching 2 videos at the same time is insane multitasking, speeding them up is easy enough, you start with x1.25 and work your way up to x2, subtitles help a lot

[@kingjorritiv5554]

Dennis, you raised a type A chatter, the fucking nerve

[@aidanrizk11]

+2

[@101lwx]

The video titled "I'm the worst to ever do it" coming straight after this was so perfect

[@scottbourg8741]

Watching this on 1.75x

[@avebave6550]

Why

[@scottbourg8741]

@@avebave6550why not?

[@Boe-Dude]

⁠@@scottbourg8741 THAT is the most 90s maxxed answer

[@EricVulgaris]

Thank you for your service

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

A man noble to the cause watches NL at 4x speed and then simply comprehend at 0.25 speed thus getting all the content

[@justjillie6391]

😂😂😂

[@71507]

29:13 Hearing NL quote Discord mentally flashbanged me.

[@dabigfrost]

That tangent about becoming a character was wild 😂😂

[@Pinkpig47]

Me when i send a birthday card to jonny knoxvilles house

[@Anor3xorcist]

Plus two

[@nahbruhnope]

Anybody ever get so high on caffeine that they burst thru the wall with like a huge frickin c-shot?

[@WispYart]

34:17 post star trying out new plug

[@FNL47]

The 2x Andy's writing paragraphs that take longer to type than to watch the video

[@user-dc2fe4rg4i]

We are balatro guys... We skip finals for this.

[@nikos4677]

Egg trying to play balatro after the incident

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

We're 2x guys... of course we do male bonding!

[@Haanski]

54:50 My inner monologue when I decide to try "switch hitting" tonight for the first time

[@iluxa-4000]

Finally got a good mime run, made it to ante 14 on the purple stake. 2 DNA, brainstorm and hologram, later on swapped one DNA for Yorik (it's super strong now) and got a blueprint. Both Yorik and hologram were at x20, and I had like 120 cards in my deck by the end of the run. Sadly I didn't get any base chips and mult to support it (I had like lvl7 high card and that's it), so my score was only e13. Still very fun though

[@Freegrem]

if you hold down the screen on mobile it goes 2x until you let go and i use it to get passed boring parts or ads without having to skip it all the time

[@ImSimmin]

10:50 whoa now that escalated quickly

[@MikeyDubs49]

I had to try 2x because the rant, I might be a changed man.

[@James-ly6vz]

You're best at 1X speed. The 2x Andy's are insane people.

[@kirbymama3024]

We’re Northernlion guys, of course we watch at .5x to really soak it in

[@DarrienGlasser]

How do I get in on this 3.5x sounds great

[@odysseus912]

There’s an extension on Chrome called Video Speed Controller that allows for speed modification by 0.1 increments up to 16x.

[@brisk_gift]

This video is going in my watchmojo top 5 playback speed jokes list

[@n00dle_king]

When you get used to 2x it sounds normal and it’s at about the same as your reading speed.

[@hansgruber1669]

When a lightning rod gets mad for being hit!

[@matthewmccorkle2201]

Such a cute kitty 🥺

[@optimized596]

why is he always so heated at chat? bro works 5 hours a day and is a millionaire. lil bro is not relatable at all

[@tetrisamerica2830]

Just really enjoy the way jerma sounds in 2x no one else

[@mricognito8553]

hot take: hate watching on 2x speed has to be S tier you took two majorly toxic concepts and combined them into something that is more than the sum of their parts

[@evanurquhart9044]

Gen X dropping in to say thanks for the roasting. Just happy to be included.

[@TheGoopster]

This inspired me to watch in 2x oh god what have I become

[@MomirsLabTech]

I think that if you feel the need to watch content at 2x or even 3x speeds, you're probably engaging with too much content.

[@afterclapper794]

I watch in 2x because from 14:25 to 18:31 I was watching a static balatro game.

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

What caffeine addiction looks like

[@wolfsign9168]

i watch everything on 2x. it started with just occasional youtube vids where they were just casual vids that id watch on second monitor. but now i watch everything on 2x. like tv shows,movies, documentaries. The only time i dont is if im trying to learn/study. I can understand most things on 2x i find its annoying and too slow if i dont have stuff on 2x. Its not about the quality its just that people talk slow. Ive always talked faster than average irl too. Also for you - you are the perfect 2x, you say lots and lots and its all good stuff but i dont always have the focus to watch 1hr straight. so 30 mins is much better, and i still get to hear all of what u say. you also pause mid game to talk, and i want to see the gameplay as well so 2x makes the gaps shorter

[@EverydayToothbrush]

questions 2x, plays balatro with gamespeed 4

[@Jgallstar1]

Dr. Horrible finishing off a good guy after he got Evil Knievel into the Legion of Doom but since then Evil Knievel has risen to the top of the ranks:

[@Zodiblackborne]

Here early for egghead playing cards again

[@andressalvat]

38:00 NL's opinion on berries is invalid because he lives in Canada. Strawberries taste way better near the equator, most fruits do actually.

[@steelgunsuit]

i usually watch NL play Balatro on 1.5x and muted. but that's just me.

[@justjillie6391]

😂😂😂

[@Tw0shedz08]

2X is so crazy. Why would you want the things you like to be over sooner?

[@nolanadamiec9693]

42:56 me when I finish my hard workout

[@RalorPenwat]

The caffeine rant is so bad when you realize that caffeine is almost certainly a widespread contributor to hypertension. When you have no pre-existing risk factors, any increase in caffeine will still cause increase hypertension, when if you have no risk factors, an increase in sodium won't cause a marked increase. Now certain risk factors will still cause an increase, but Sodium is a vital mineral. Caffeine serves no useful function from the perspective of the body, it's actively harmful. But for some reason Sodium ended up the hypertension boogeyman.

[@nahbruhnope]

Me when I'm gassed up on gfuel typing a 1000 word essay on the dangers of caffeine

[@kipandcop1]

When I discovered balatro a few months into NL playing it, I popped the videos up to 1.5x so I could get through your backlog and up to date (as the game was coming out) quicker. Just tried this video on 2X and it is horrendous though. Feels like you're watching a meme edit but just of normal balatro gameplay

[@danser_theplayer01]

I watch mainly tutorials in 2x because people are honestly fking slow, especially trying to explain stuff.

[@whocansay2215]

I love hearing my streamer decry 2x speed at 2x speed ❤

[@dylanjohnson5924]

We’re Balatro guys of course we watch the video 5 minutes after its been posted

[@Akura_aqua]

can’t you think of an original comment

[@fishgomoo8524]

Watching NL on 2x speed so I also have time to watch Bits and Banter of the exact same content

[@zombienator96]

I feel @'ed, I watch alot of youtubers and 2x means I spend half the time watching the content creators I like

[@zombienator96]

I understand it the same, just uses half the time

[@Drephin]

I like watching a lot of slower games videos on 2x speed.

[@fenharel2306]

Watching this video made me start watching your videos in 1.5 😂 sometimes you talk to stream for a bit

[@mathieumaxwell]

I've been AM sodamaxxing for 6 years.

[@stevez4120]

Die? I can't.

[@stevez4120]

uhh, it's ten thirty-three

[@wyldenites]

Stuntman best High Card boi

[@KostkaJones]

me when balatro guys

[@levitarr6736]

Am i the only one who like NL on 1.25x? I find its the perfect talking speed cause he do talk a little slow

[@gibarel]

I prefer to skip forward a bit on the parts I'm not interested in than watching it at anything higher than 1.25x, more than that it just sounds like a robot speaking and it throws me off.

[@notgood38]

damn i didnt know sheldon went that hard

[@TryLimeAde]

2x watch speed or 2x pimpy

[@takenthechance]

me when i do my first flip on a tranpoline

[@egahhd]

yknow just in case anyone is actually curious about why someone might watch something at 2x speed, i literally focus on the shit better at 2x speed and im sure im not the only one. Normally im not like "oh i gotta defend myself in chat" but im like yknow maybe he is actually curious about this shit he talked about it enough lol

[@ziggle5000]

No one was curious. We know you do it because your attention span is completely fried.

[@gibbyhigh4728]

I like it :)

[@hansgruber1669]

Interactions make you money.....yeah!? so lol

[@mrkamikaze5]

egg time

[@thechatter7102]

why he hate square joker so much

[@MrGiovanniPollio]

I watched this in 10x and therefore, First

[@DeathByRabbit]

I still think they chose the wrong actor to play Gomez on the Wednesday series.

[@Jason-993]

listening to streamers whine about people in chat is pretty hilarious, you see the unban request streams some streamers do and then you realize while some people are truly insane and deserve the bans the majority did basically nothing and just caught a stray when a mod or the streamer had a bad day.

[@grit1]

I watch vids 2x twice through so I can really disgest the content