stupid little creature that should die - Bits and Banter [10/22/2024]

[@MisterBobDobolinah]

Shout out to chat at 36:35, "An empty bed is the pisser's workshop" +2

[@mini486]

That was ur chat, weren't it?

[@UnrelentingWolf]

We've been spendin' most their lives sleepin' in the pisser's paradise

[@MisterBobDobolinah]

@@mini486 nah I'm a vod boy

[@clankclankimatank]

1:38:11 "... one thing for sure, if we saw Spike on a bike ride when I was 12 years old we would have picked him up and chucked him over a bridge." Holyyyyyyyyyy lmaoooo

[@extr3mev0id19]

The guy just stands there dissociating from reality while someone he presumably knows gets in a fight

[@Absogotdanglutely]

30:35 Me on my deathbed with my life flashing before my eyes

[@perused]

+2

[@glam_racket]

+2

[@Valley_Foods]

+2

[@MariusN102]

+2

[@NoName-ns6xr]

+2

[@olliemcfrollie1161]

I keep my socks grippy bruh.

[@zzeroara9511]

i like my diapy drippy bruh

[@cdw2468]

it’s… it’s… it’s… grippy

[@GoldudeMK]

Its crazy Spike was the first AI generated character in history when he was made in 2010 or whatever tf

[@Galacticbraindentist]

It’s so funny that a random ass enemy from like two levels of Mario 3 has kept appearing in spin off material in the switch era. What an odd thing to

[@MisterBobDobolinah]

Sadness animation canceling is fucking insane lmao

[@Bighomie39]

I've been playing Touhou while listening to these bits and banter compilations, so hearing a Touhou remix off the bat felt like a psychic connection

[@Tufukins]

For real

[@_TristanGray]

This thumbnail got me pretty good librarian

[@spiderhaz_]

We're guys, of course we're first.

[@ronaldyang2295]

I always come first

[@meorwss]

÷2

[@theflaffywaffe]

Mean girls when nice guys come in: (they came last)

[@darkvoid1234567890]

Female viewership just dropped another percent

[@bugginout8797]

Or sometimes not at all

[@MXGE]

Peak thumbnail, Librarian. Got me laughing my ass off before the vid even starts

[@mrfact9994]

How cooked do you have to be to make an AI recipe like it's gonna be anything?

[@Maverick_Merc]

[Personal +2 Timestamps] 5:09 "Belly" 7:26 "10/10" 41:39 "So... Gooning" 58:32 "Insult" 1:37:49 "Spike" 1:50:35 "-oop""

[@zzeroara9511]

23:44 me when I'm Winona Ryder and my daughter gets back from experiencing unspeakable trauma

[@eastman420]

Im glad to be introduced to Dan through NL. Dude is legitimately very fun, knows how to do long bits, great entertainer.

[@justinrhymes1179]

Hawk Utah, Mormon on that thang

[@JanneSala]

I was planning on visiting Salt Lake City next year until I read this vile comment. Please learn from your mistakes and grow as a person.

[@Galaxiancam1]

Everyone is ragging on NL on his fit but bro is looking clean man. He's a handsome lad

[@rpie1382]

Those old ladies fighting had me worried when one fell. Like I get they shouldn’t be fighting but a fall at that age is like a death sentence.

[@PiratesRock]

1:03:44 The “Single parent exists chatter” is never going to beat the “Doesn’t get how babies are made” allegations

[@Metallijosh100]

Jasper County rage speedrun (100%) WR

[@BestYoutuber7000]

1:27:40 Chib discovers chaos theory

[@sadgelol]

NL creating mario party fanfic was not on my 2024 bingo list

[@louieriseborough7964]

Is anyone else getting spooked by the mario party menu noises? I keep on thinking I can hear something in my room, lol

[@jacklantern]

We're Costco grandmas, ofcourse this par-MODS MODS, ban that guy!

[@kevincostnerino]

As someone who got my GED when I was in my early/mid 20s and now have a graduate degree, who cares when someone graduated.

[@pentaperno]

As always, thank you for your hard work Librarian.

[@johnfreeman9349]

easily the most problematic stream of the year

[@raslin2k]

1:02:23 Yeah, get a mirepoix, like potatoes...

[@numbaonemeenahfan5193]

Librarian can I have 12 dollars

[@er4795]

so nice to have malf in a lobby

[@Tufukins]

Cafe de Touhou jumpscare holy cannoli

[@alexlund2125]

"sad animation cancel"

[@woozi29]

Thanks lib

[@HeavyCrasher]

We’re Jasper County, of course we piss off Akuma

[@Bobajoe]

I'm so stupid

[@DamagePerHour]

Im not an NL fan im a librarian fan

[@Denri]

the bed piss segment had me in tear

[@ruaannnn]

Immaculate thumbnail

[@edwardstorey2278]

👺

[@StinkyDinky_]

⚗️

[@SanguineThor]

⚗️

[@SanguineThor]

👺⚗️ posters are my people

[@disappointedant]

Librarian how does KZbin react to your title choices?

[@FreckoJoel]

[@thembosupremepizza1827]

cant wait for librarians touhou art

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@harmfulbug6156]

ITHACA MENTIONED!!!!!!

[@_Purp_]

15:55 My first ever NL -2 let me eat in my car in peace bro, not all of us can afford houses or even apartments with multiple rooms, my car's my safe space 😂

[@zolopane117]

Mfw my favorite streamer’s favorite vtuber’s favorite streamer tells me that the Costco Parking Lot isn’t a valid third place: 🤬

[@nataliecameron]

Im NGL i feel uncomfortable laughing at that jasper county thing, it sounds like a womans suicide note

[@zzeroara9511]

i feel bad because it's clearly a very conservative woman exuding her hateful, prideful and overly cautious personality on people that definitely don't deserve it

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

@@zzeroara9511 im pretty sure the context is the police department wouldn't do anything about her sex offender ex-boyfriend stealing her foodstamps. very weird to just assume random shit based on someone yelling :)

[@lsparis2004]

The videos really sad and upsetting!! It kind of sucks that he put that on for chat to laugh at

[@0scarWalsh]

@@lsparis2004 No different from the King of the Ring/It Finally Arrived dude

[@NoName-ns6xr]

​@@zzeroara9511go back to hasan's chat where you belong

[@Skaglick]

People when they see me:

[@hellopuppykillz123]

Poor kory being bullied T.T

[@Lilli_B]

18:44 💔

[@doctorpepper3519]

Joel

[@Tagnut6648]

I love how clearly salty he was about people dunking on his fit and tried to pass off perma-banning someone for it as an own

[@plastefuchs666]

Pog

[@thequackoZ]

Married guy take is real. Being divorced in your 40s, or a widower, is a trait that significantly normaler people have compared to single men at that age. Although it's fine to not want a spouse or such relationship, that's fine, but that's still a type of red flag because you know they'll be a lot harder to deal with as people.

[@Legov7]

Aromantic/Asexual people are "harder to deal with as [people]"??? What the hell?

[@crownedclown2697]

how are people who don't want a spouse/wife a red flag? genuine question that confuses me

[@crownedclown2697]

are they harder to deal eith because they're uninterested in relationships? how so?

[@CrowQQ]

I see I see. The single people got really uppity after mild fallout while a married person would just gone "oh ok" I see I see

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIllIlIII]

While you speak the absolute truth, singles are not ready to hear it. Anecdotal exceptions don't falsify a significant observation most people in relationships can agree on.