The crazy thing is that John actually thinks he was a good father.
@eastbay_bay2 ай бұрын
Guys, I'm not perfect...I'm an alcoholic, a pathological liar, I'm vindictive, a braggart, I use people, and I'm lazy, live in filth, lack any self control, but that's just me.
@peterbischke29912 ай бұрын
That’s why pencils have erasers
@43Aquaman2 ай бұрын
Sounds like paradise.
@barzy9725Ай бұрын
Really, john is sick psychology his mom and dad did a number on him. Dad brow beat him (you dumb phuque !!), and mom came to the rescue with the participating trophy treatment. Creating this Golem.
@1105kross2 ай бұрын
“I’ve been drinking for 45 years”. Real flex there John. Way to admit to being a raging alcoholic while denying being a raging alcoholic. Typical addict.
@GuitarJoe3162 ай бұрын
It explains all his high school grades.
@CommentGeneratorX572 ай бұрын
I hate when John starts yelling in his "lawyer in a court room" voice. Chewing like an old cow again. 🤢🐮 The bits he comes up with.
@Chicken_Little_Syndrome2 ай бұрын
John is a great example of someone who has no idea what they are talking about.
@Landrew12082 ай бұрын
2:49:15 True!
@shawn_5302 ай бұрын
He was making up things as he went along and had no point in the end
@mattyfromdawoods24182 ай бұрын
Johns lip smacking is like a smoke alarm chirp
@ItsUncleBabyBilly2 ай бұрын
Lip-Smacking Americans
@Johnshargwarts2 ай бұрын
To me, lip smacking is the worst sound in the world and it drives me nuts to where I start yelling.
@StupidEarthlings25 күн бұрын
Yea, I WISH it was as soothing as a smoke alarm chirp.. 😮
@VynylFantasy2 ай бұрын
Show starts at 39:00…early today!!
@Flynnstir2 ай бұрын
JAWNNN would be great in Brokeback mountain 2 with costar KB.❤
@SheetShitterson2 ай бұрын
@24:15 I’m actually a fan of zen interrupting the grammar hammer, keep doing it
@SkateOrDie6662 ай бұрын
2:58:55 LOLOLOL That's probably the funniest Boff impression
@chupadoro2 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that Royce from ROTC was the first to liken John to Uncle Rico
@jasonnadeau65562 ай бұрын
He was. I’m pretty sure he didn’t mind they named the show after his joke. Like any adult except John.
@StupidEarthlings25 күн бұрын
2:42:00~ You see his excitement fade quickly when he says "Shuli.. Sandusky... Network.." 😂 Oh, the face of failure.
@odditt91592 ай бұрын
1:16:59 Happy 90th Birthday Donald Duck! If that grin means a secret nod to a recent 90th Anniversary, only he would say the wrong animated duck!
@MrMofungo2 ай бұрын
plum? are all of you blind? but john eating or drinking is the grossest thing ever!
@eternalextrapolations2 ай бұрын
Many people who live above the tropics don't distinguish between plums, peaches, nectarines, apricots and other soft-flesh sweet fruits.
@Kasigi032 ай бұрын
So according to John, anyone who has ever had an arrest or incarceration should NEVER have a job? Or at least, the employer should always be shamed? The only reason John has never been arrested is honestly, too many people (especially in the Dabbleverse) have allowed him to slip through the cracks. No one is threatened by John, but if he pulled some of the stuff on me that he has with others that has broken the law, I'd goof on him just by having him deal with the cops. No talking his way out of that.
@Cd-892 ай бұрын
Good thing John let us know what kind of business person vince Imbessi is, definitely not ever gonna hire Vince for lawyer services now.
@Ngocbtch2 ай бұрын
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Was incarcerated nearly thirty times.
@rancholuna80762 ай бұрын
Dr Martin made great boots!
@LlopmondDunderbridge-nn2xt2 ай бұрын
lmao the arm reveal... it looks like it's shrinking! Is he STILL doing 30lb curls like he said he was doing 4 months ago? EDIT; HE TRIED TO LOOK TOUGH WHILST EATING FRUIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@snotgurgglingjohn2 ай бұрын
Saying Umfamable 2x to go to on about being a dedicated teacher proves that the property tax based education system is a scam.
@bubbaolive8832 ай бұрын
He can’t even spin a story. It’s so stupid. It’s making him even more unlikeable if thats possible.
@TyWebb2242 ай бұрын
Since Hitman Dan is John’s coke dealer and he announced it online, I’m sure people will be sending the cops to his home. Oh well Dan, John doxed you.
@CarlosSantos-kv9ip2 ай бұрын
“You’re burning the menorah at both ends.” Come on, that deserved a good laugh.
@A-1GINDALOON2 ай бұрын
I HOPE if this jerk is teaching in Florida, that the parents KNOW who this guy Is!! Play the tapes of his teaching style by putting his feet on the desk and scroll! 😢😢
@Landrew12082 ай бұрын
2:46:18
@luciemarrinan32342 ай бұрын
But, but he can tell students what color the sky is......😂
@rickgee7652 ай бұрын
Who would allow their child to be stuck in a classroom with this drunken slob? Big liability issue for any school who hires him.
@Ngocbtch2 ай бұрын
The eating on stream think John stole from Brennan. He cannot come up with anything on his own. Hack!
@slipcurve14102 ай бұрын
He is narrating like a politician on a podium. He is so ducking loud. He knows that you don't have to yell to a mic, right?
@Shroomdiffnuclear2 ай бұрын
OMFG this dummy fell for the oldest catfish trick... need money for a plane ticket to take care of my sick mom. 😂
@shawn_5302 ай бұрын
I enjoy when Shuli speaks Hebrew
@jmorrow6406Ай бұрын
If their mole is NOT Iso, WHY would they release who their mole is? He's not gonna give up who is leaking information.
@PAYNEKILLER..2 ай бұрын
Zen had a problem with me hugging him (I don't remember this happening) wait till the next time I see him lol
@snotgurgglingjohn2 ай бұрын
SE Asian mercenary girlfriend slogan “when the money is gone so are we”.
@jordanjacksonshouseofhorrors2 ай бұрын
I pray that John doesn’t awake from his slumber every night. Putting it out there in the universe 🤞
@WhiteKnightCutlass2 ай бұрын
You could change the name of the show to the Napoleon Dynamite and Friends show
@WhiteKnightCutlass2 ай бұрын
So what about all the employers that have employed people that have done those type things behind closed doors, what do they do ??
@Cd-892 ай бұрын
The gig is up
@WeeeN12872 ай бұрын
Hi John.
@rancholuna80762 ай бұрын
El Dorque
@MondaysWeekly2 ай бұрын
2:38:58 pretty sure John compared gay people to predators
@Landrew12082 ай бұрын
2:42:18 John said "brothers" because he is already thinking of himself & MutteringJ.
@DCJMS2 ай бұрын
Shuli is the eye on the pyramid
@oakeidissiczeppic9742 ай бұрын
John shall now be known as the Shit Airer
@jmorrow6406Ай бұрын
1:38:54- the least funny thing he's done.
@StupidEarthlings25 күн бұрын
So, now we (you) can't say 'Pedalfile' anymore? How am I sposda comment now?.. 🤔
@Thoucraggyknob2 ай бұрын
Oasis suck. I'm a product of the britpop era, and the only band I can't stand from that time is Oasis. The most overrated and least talented band of the era.
@Gskater152 ай бұрын
Gotta admit the Sandusky Network was pretty good...😂
@ETeller-g2e2 ай бұрын
Shuli classic ped. Didn’t graduate HS so never emotionally matured. Think Peter Pan syndrome. You especially see it in the way he dresses. Backwards sports hat, backpack and talks with some slang. Doesn’t want to grow up and it’s indicative in his sexual perversions. These types find eachother as the TSN producer that went down was probably an online connection for Shuli. They don’t cross paths by chance.
@Landrew12082 ай бұрын
You're defending this -> 1:52:54 Good luck with all that.
@Landrew12082 ай бұрын
43:03
@Landrew12082 ай бұрын
1:51:18 2:16:13
@Landrew12082 ай бұрын
1:53:11 1:54:16 2:08:30 2:08:44 2:29:07 .seiL
@stephenholtsbery23772 ай бұрын
Zen's impression of the Frog is piss poor. 💩
@steverone76232 ай бұрын
3.5hrs just what I expected from the Sandusky network