Subaru hired a mama and cleaning lady, asked if she's a streamer, acted like Aqua [Hololive/ENG Sub]

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[@zgamer200]

Subaru became so desperate that she literally PAID for a mama. Someone please adopt our precious duck empress.

[@MoleculeXmolecule]

lol well I mean, Reine said she was her mama. But, she do be far in Indonesia

[@Link3000XD]

wait she paid for a cook?....

[@GALM1Cipher]

@@MoleculeXmolecule isn't reine also a messy anyway?

[@ivanbluecool]

Light novel title: I am a duck idol but can't find time to cook for myself so I finnaly gave up and hired a mama as I was also looking for one at the same time. She was smart and almost figured out I was an idol streamer so I pretended to be my friend who was an onion idol

[@bohlam6c]

Alt title : i was hired to be a "mama" by a tomboy duck who's living a double life as a vtuber idol.

[@ckmishn3664]

That title is too short to be a light novel title.

[@RambleOn07]

@@bohlam6c I didn't zone out half way through the title, it must be longer.

[@Razerxg]

Sound good. Where could I read it? 🤣

[@official_FoxGaming]

Not long enough

[@BeastOrGod]

Subaru is such a sunshine, she translates what she is gonna talk about.

[@ckmishn3664]

That is nice if you're watching her live. If you're watching a translated clip it's largely redundant.

[@RambleOn07]

@@ckmishn3664 it still shows that she cares and you occasionally run into funny typos

[@ckmishn3664]

@@RambleOn07 And, as I said, it's useful for English speakers watching her live.

[@PropaneWP]

It's very considerate of her. Her daily life stories are great.

[@arrtvyewer3368]

@@ckmishn3664 Obviously

[@dany_prayogo]

forgotten by ui mama, dissown by mio mama, so she rented mama, poor shubashuba

[@adviel]

So she rented a Mama for cooking and Onee-san for cleaning. All she needs is an Imoto and she'll be set.

[@rhaven090]

Rental mama: So I was hired by this peculiar client who was always away from their home but their pet duck was keeping me company

[@vitatreat9037]

Poor Subaru... She seeking mama so hard to she had to rent it 😭.

[@tonyduong7711]

Subaru’s weak “hehe” has me rolling every time

[@Agamgunz]

The fact that Shuba realize keep ordering food will be bad for her health making me so proud of her Hope her new Mama duck will make more healthy and tasty food for our duck

[@peachesbunny]

The fact that Japan has these kinds of services makes life so convenient. Especially since, in Subaru's case, they're not "professional cooks" but literally "mama". I'd be so much more comfortable when discussing things. Where I'm from, such services don't exist so the idea of having a rented mama sounds like a good life since I grew up eating more homemade food than take outs Edit: When I mentioned "these types of service" I don't mean by nanny, maids or housekeeper(who mainly work under long-term contracts)but more so the service to "rent" a "mother" or etc for a certain number of days/on alternative days

[@sekaihunter9378]

No wonder Subaru has a Mama fetish. I would have too if i got to eat delicious homemade food everyday.

[@TropicAcid55]

Speaking of which, I saw alot of ads with such services. Atleast in my area.

[@idkwhatswhat2382]

@@TropicAcid55 that kinda different but yeh, it kinda works

[@baokapow]

I remember watching Conan's trip to Japan. There's this agency that has these actors you can hire to pretend to be your family members.

[@asianpersuasion4901]

What’s both good and bad about Japan is that they are innovative as hell. If there is a market for it, they’ll go for it, even if the idea is stupid or cringe. Cause who cares, as long as it’ll sell. Businesses aren’t here to judge, they’re here to make money.

[@Polymathically]

Rental Mama: Honey, you're not going to believe this. I cooked for a duck today! Rental Mama's Spouse: You mean you cooked a duck for someone? Rental Mama: No, I cooked _for a duck._ A talking duck! Rental Mama's Spouse: What are you talki- Rental Mama: IT HAD VIDEO GAME TAPESTRIES.

[@hellomyoldfriend7665]

Gaming Duck.

[@AwesomeAxolotlt]

Spouse: something similar happened to me today, I had to clean a duck's room. They had a room full of video game equipment.

[@GurenSan]

Subaru: "If I keep only eating cu noodle it will be bad for my health!" Subatomo: "Ooooh!?" Subaru: "It can't be helped, I will finally have to do it!" Subatomo: "Subaru is finally going to cook elaborate stuff?" Subaru: "I'm gonna pay someone to cook for me!" Subatomo: "..." Well, at least it's good for her.

[@nanamacapagal8342]

Dear God. At least Mysta got his redemption arc and learned how to cook properly.

[@izu___]

@@nanamacapagal8342 who?

[@sjoerdl3796]

@@izu___ Mysta Rias. A nijisanji streamer that took the words fried rice to it's logical? conclusion.

[@justzerothemythlord1973]

@@sjoerdl3796 Niji Streamer? a new one?

[@lionelk.y7233]

@@justzerothemythlord1973 New ish Nijisanji EN releases Livers like a Machinegun

[@Crackalacking_Z]

I'm channeling Anya Forger here: "Subaru is the world's biggest liar. But... she's a cool liar."「スバルものすごいうそつき、でもかっこいいうそつき！」

[@jaysteenybuggerlastnames4249]

Cleaning lady talking to her friends later on: "guys holy cow I think this client I had today was Aqua"

[@Bonkuras]

I love Subaru's stories she tells, they always put a smile on my face. This one was cute, funny and wholesome all rolled into one.

[@koshikiiwa__]

Yea its cute looking at her avatar telling stories of herself

[@shinkenneth]

5:59 chords are music related. Cords are related to strings and cables. Besides that, I think most people will understand what you mean anyways. Thanks for translating clips!

[@nuxxism]

The cleaning lady just has to surprise Shuba once, hear her terror scream, and she will know who she is.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

One day she shows up wearing some merch. Just a bag or a hat or something.

[@Madhattersinjeans]

And then subaru will end up cooked in a duck dish. It's only a matter of time.

[@LazurBeemz]

I'm sorry, I've read too many doujins to imagine a "rental mama" in a wholesome way

[@fuisharu]

Oh boi, a lurker of 6 digits of forbidden knowledge?

[@RambleOn07]

Sad panda

[@SilverLining1]

@@RambleOn07 based

[@xenocat5038]

You got rental mama confused with deli mama, the yabai one is deli mama 👌

[@theonlymegumegu]

she's finally living out her being papered by a mama fantasies XD

[@Hamlettte]

It's weird but I actually like the thought of a rental mother for those that are in the same situation as Subaru. Home-made meals feel real different than just store bought ones

[@pianocat2.017]

"Fine if i cant have a mama of my own then i guess ill just hire one" -Subaru prob

[@Razorwindsg]

"I play apex with my friends" She lied as easily as she breathed

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

I wouldn't exactly call it a lie, more like a half-truth!

[@Yizelin]

Subaru was never more relatable than when she called her room an Amazon warehouse *casually looks around at all of the amazon boxes near me* >.

[@sharkbaiter678]

I feel like I have read this in a web novel before. So that's it, Subaru is a protagonist of a virtual world. Goddamn

[@mcyomi4173]

Rent-a-mama

[@blatantslander]

Light novel: My Rent-A-Mama is suspecting I'm a Livestreamer

[@ckmishn3664]

Cleaning lady: "I don't mean to offend, but has anyone ever told you you sound like a duck?" Sunaru: "I get that a lot, actually."

[@bdbgh]

She's so happy that she became Yagoo

[@wenousagi6213]

>ZA MAMA used the attack *MAMA AURA* [gets stabbed with knives covered with love, kindness and care] >it’s super effective!

[@MichaelHarto]

I'm imagining a duck tippy tapping happily around the food table 😂

[@snailthelostcow63]

Holy shit, you can actually put “housewife” as a skill for job appliance when you think about it Also, I find it funny when I imagined the interview as the applicant stated she has “10 years of experience with two kids and a husband” Subaru is using Aqua’s “Inkya” power to a good use I see

[@YawnMK1]

Well, properly keeping a house functioning is indeed very difficult (depends on the users of course) and a very valuable skill. Quite underrated too

[@lockman5196]

What's inkya?

[@shojun11]

@@lockman5196 introvert

[@BlaxeFrost-X]

@@YawnMK1 SO HARD! "Very difficult" isn't enough to describe it... (Thank god both my parents are skilled with the kitchen otherwise I wouldn't be able to cook)

[@SpexSpexington]

I just what to point out that I've seen people actually use "housewife" and/or "full time mother" for job applications, and made it work. It's not just listing that title, but how you use it to convince the hiring party that it involved actually useful skills for the position. Examples I've seen convince that being a full time mother involves multi-tasking, time management, general management skills, quick problem solving, etc. I've also seen an example of a mother of 4, who also helped raise some neices/nephews. She basically related the whole experience to managing an entire office of workers. She was able to twist her real life skills as a mother to convince the employer that she could actually run a management position (she had a business degree too, but made minimal use of it due to full time motherhood). It's not always about what professional skills you have, but how you can take any real skills you have and apply them to the particular job position. ("Professional Skills" vs "Applied Skills," I think it's called). Only issue nowadays, is that many resumes go through computer-based screenings before reaching the actual employer's hands. So you need to be creative in the resume writing in order to get past the computer filters. Just thought it was interesting to state this!

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

The rental mama being interviewed, “The girl was nice, but she’d make duck sounds from time to time.”

[@Artista_Frustrado]

finally Subaru's Mama quest reached good ending, also i love that the cleaning Lady caught on on Subaru being a streamer, which means she has been hired by quite a few of them, most likely other VTubers LOL

[@hollowficate]

2:45 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@HudaefCares]

Honestly this Rental Mama story sounds like an anime plot. I mean she even appears once a week like an anime episode would xD

[@inanimatesum4945]

OMG she was straight up Kakarot for a second lol

[@wisard734]

Subaru's bizarre quest for a mama continues.

[@zorohibiki]

imagine the cleaning oneesan thinking that she just met aqua instead of subaru

[@kiss-shot_is_bae]

Oh no, cooking mama saw the husbando tapestry!

[@anro_gaming]

Rental MAMA sounds just about right for subaru lol

[@OhitsONnow]

Aqua's medium laugh lol it's right between awkwardly cute and weird

[@WolfFireheart]

Man these little story time with Suba'u are so nice and relaxing.

[@legendarydigitize2523]

Gah mah kokorooooooo Imma die from sweetness overloaaaaaad

[@eduardojimenez1184]

Great clip, but can we talk about how good Subaru’s “Kakarot!!” was? Sounded almost exactly like Bardock there

[@mookiestewart3776]

You got a house keeper Subaru lol

[@pianocat2.017]

2:35 that voice tho 😏😏 Me:"neurons activated

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"I'm not good at cooking and my place looks like a warehouse" There are two kinds of people and two ways to work on that. And our duck is not the one to open the cookbook. And she's not wrong that she plays online with friends. And the sleeping while the nice lady cleans... flashback to Gura swinging the vacuum on stream

[@McDudes]

lmao instead of just taking time to learn to do some basic cooking she went out and hired a mama wwwwwww

[@LoliLoveJuice]

if this was anywhere else in the world, if they found out your identity, theyll blackmail you or steal

[@helios3445]

Thanks for the long clip

[@MysteryMedia2001]

This was such a hilarious and cute story. I love this duck

[@Darcnhife]

Thanks

[@thevictoryoverhimself7298]

Zoomers discovering that good food can come from a kitchen is always funny

[@Ricefox21]

Our Duck is too precious for us I melt every time

[@user-ge8yn4ql4i]

As a guy I want to be Subaru's mama just to have her beam at me when I cook.

[@Madhattersinjeans]

Subatomo life goals.

[@BongSc0pe]

Based on what ive seen from more western based streamers with decent success would be hiring housekeepers and cooks saves time to stream more So wonder if they the "mama" have more streamer customers

[@Lopezprieto]

I'm happy for Shuba, she managed to rent a nice mama and cleaning lady, she deserves the care, sice she works so hard for us, viewers.

[@emperor5228]

She has finally found her ultimate mama, though she is hired, but better than getting disowned all the time....

[@jzn5664]

The hehehehe Subaru keeps doing is so funny and lowkey creepy 😂😂😂

[@Raidanzoup]

Oh my god, the medium/middle laugh lives on.

[@FreinHowe]

Kinda wholesome you can hire a kind Mama to take care of your needs temporarily. Only in Japan things due to their busy lifestyle. "THE" Mama had me laughing hard because I recalled Cardfight Vanguard and Kai's Stand up THE Vanguard.

[@FreinHowe]

Lowkey want to see Roberu avail this service

[@Bob-bw2lv]

I'm speechless

[@MiiChannel007]

Mama hunter

[@IngridKen]

I never knew you could hire a mama...

[@AceArata]

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA SUBARU-CHAAAAAAAN so CUUUUUTE Mama papa I'm sorry, your 24 year old son has fallen in love with a duck.

[@LagunaLoire90]

4:01 Like mother, like son

[@user-ql3ud5gn9g]

Plot twist : that oneesan is a part time indie vtuber.

[@Colopty]

Subaru taking a critical hit and dying from cringe will always be hilarious.

[@FlameVisit.]

"I like APEX" says the duck idol that has uninstalled it a few times due to trauma playing it lol. I guess that was part of her disguise acting like the onion idol. This was an amusing story, thanks for translating.

[@reynaldo4657]

2:34, i had the same reaction as subaru when i heard this

[@McDudes]

Silly Subaru she could just have asked Mio mama to do a of collab cleaning and cooking stream xD

[@pite9]

3:45 Yagoo's niece confirmed

[@alkahfjr.3624]

Glad she can eats healthy food from now on, no more stomachache!

[@Austichar]

I bet Noel would pay Subaru to let be her mama instead.

[@mnkyadx]

If Subaru does an Aqu-tan Medium laugh (hehehe) ASMR stream --- I think I would die and go do heaven

[@powerofanimegod5578]

Subaru:Kakarooooootttt!!!

[@Xaito]

Poor Subaru, abandoned by both Ui Mama and Mio Mama, had to pay for a rental Mama.

[@eggmug562]

Fuck it I'll be her mama I WILL FLY TO JAPAN AND LEARN JAPANESE TO COOK FOR THE SHOOB

[@-yeme-]

Subaru now mas 3 Mamas, OG irl Mama, Ui-Mama and Hamburg steak/omurice Mama

[@Elfengarde.]

3:48. Lui who heard it 😊 "it seems like i got new girls!" But seriously,like other girl who fall for lui,subaru will fall easily for lui,and yup! Because cooking is lui specialty!

[@LoliLoveJuice]

i bet its yagoo's mom helping out

[@luciurushihara4601]

Maybe I should hire someone to do my laundry as well*-* For some reason doing the laundry is the only thing I dislike in every chores

[@sergeandou9853]

What kind of ojou-sama stunt is that? Lol But i'm glad to hear Subaru thinks about her health. She was talking about importance of good sleep and food the other day. It's nice she's following her own advice.

[@Soureika]

The fact she hired a mama to cook for her rather than you know attempt to learn to cook say alot

[@randomperson-up5vt]

Home cooked meals always taste better

[@Bullfrog777]

lolllll subaru scream KAKAROT

[@potato5843]

*DZA MAMA!?*

[@Id_k_]

Japan is wild

[@BlaxeFrost-X]

I need one of those in my country... but for MY mom, she would like a break (and maybe get competitive)

[@squamiferum]

its sadly happy story

[@2ndvortex309]

so now Subaru have 3 mama ? damn

[@4473021]

I wonder how Subaru's mom feels after hearing this lol

[@sebelumkupergi]

I thought those helper are only happens in drama/ manga. I watch nigehaji back then and i thought the job is only fantasy.

[@lyconxero457]

I kind of wish they had services like that around here because I'd love to have someone cook me healthy meals and I just need to microwave and enjoy. They have delivery services like Freshly and the other ones where you have to cook the meals yourself but the first one is nothing like a home-cooked meal and the second one requires ME to do the cooking which somewhat defeats the point.

[@asianpersuasion4901]

It’s called a maid. Although it would be pretty expensive to have them around as a permanent service.

[@Insane_Kane]

@@asianpersuasion4901 it sounded like the maid cooked for a week in advance and she can heat them up, probably still rather expensive

[@gladewings1192]

@@asianpersuasion4901 Why do people think she's a maid when she only needs to cook for her in one day not even cleaning, laundry etc.

[@asianpersuasion4901]

@@gladewings1192 I forgot what the video said, but the title literally says "cleaning lady"?

[@kato_dsrdr]

Damn. everything is rental in Japan..

[@arturoporraz6046]

Why did she not hire HAACHAMA? She can cook

[@Dieselkraftwerk]

Why did the duck become so embarssed about that big Poster? Is Granblue to nerdy for outsiders or whats the point? Also having a private Cook/Mama is probably awesome. Having a cleaning Lady definately is!

[@zhuljojo]

Waaa...i hope she don't get girl who steal stuff

[@Rompokus36]

TIL, Rent a Mama is a thing in Japan

[@caroline4945]

Where is reine when daughter need her