2000-2010 Kindergarteners: Told the teachers about any remote bad thing you did and were actually innocent 2015-2019 Kindergarteners: Curse more than an adolescent and tries to act like an adult.
@ryan_parkrr5 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@christophermontes245 жыл бұрын
With there Iphones and makeup
@Mar-qb2gv5 жыл бұрын
Naw i used to curse up a storm in pre-k n the teachers would always pinch me😂
@micahhradil25515 жыл бұрын
And everyone thought that stupid and hate were bad words
@burninandearnin83115 жыл бұрын
What kind of kindergartens do you see on the regular?
@masondotnet5 жыл бұрын
This is the first ASMR channel that I can not only listen to for relaxation but also listen to for entertainment. Like I’m seriously listening to these stories whilst I make breakfast lol. Favorite asmr channel for sure keep it up.
@DevonakaBabiiboy5 жыл бұрын
I love when you post around this time. I get a ASMR car ride to work. Now I love getting stuck in traffic. Lol
@aaron2real845 жыл бұрын
Babiizues93 don’t fall asleep driving now😭
@cthulhufhtagn85075 жыл бұрын
This shit is dangerous, I would fall asleep
@sarahbeara70845 жыл бұрын
Just don't watch anything that would put you to sleep 😴
@sarahbeara70845 жыл бұрын
Or you'll be woken up by honking horns 😂
@abbyadams4095 жыл бұрын
i would fall asleep driving if i listened to asmr in the car
@camelliap15455 жыл бұрын
the mail sound notification hit JUST before you said "voicemail" that shook me
@ShyGengar5 жыл бұрын
Camellia B omg I thought I was the only one that heard that 😂😂 I was like “what the heck? Was that my phone? I don’t even have my email set up on here!” 😂😂
@b.mac15 жыл бұрын
Bruh it was perfect timing
@Luke-hk5vx5 жыл бұрын
I love these storytimes
@zachfal1235 жыл бұрын
This is an appropriate video to fall asleep too as I start my senior year today... so talking about where it all started makes me think about the good times back in elementary school aswell
@alexivonspeed5 жыл бұрын
The first time I have ever experienced ASMR was when I watched Night of the Museum 2, when Ben Stiller whispered to Jonah Hill. I had no idea why I liked that scene so much until now.
@123tandb5 жыл бұрын
ok weird thought... Do you guys say "flipped, or flicked off" I honestly think this is the first time i heard the term flicked off..
@091sj5 жыл бұрын
I say flipped but I’ve heard people use the term flicked before
@Blessedup695 жыл бұрын
_i use both_
@Blessedup695 жыл бұрын
*FLICKED OFF* Is the way to say it
@bonkasvx31585 жыл бұрын
I say fuck off
@sarahbeara70845 жыл бұрын
I say flipped off but I knew what he was talking about even though I've never heard anyone use that phrase.
@wereonaroadtonowhere5 жыл бұрын
You've such a good 'vibe' and it makes your asmr videos so much more relaxing. Thank u! 🧡
@Andr3s1975 жыл бұрын
Very excited for these stories because i have been looking forward a storytime for a long time
@091sj5 жыл бұрын
Alex your channel is growing so fast. I remember discovering your channel when you were at 8k. New subs, you guys are in for a treat. These videos get better by the upload!
@sarafinaonig13865 жыл бұрын
Lenzo your not cool
@Iaskedfs3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp.
@lollipop76955 жыл бұрын
I love how much you laugh in your vids it shows that you truly love your work. Keep it up dude absolutely love the content.
@marcoteles39905 жыл бұрын
I was watching like 40 different videos to try to fall asleep and it was already 2:30 AM... thanks you from the bottom of my heart 💙
@Southforthewinter5 жыл бұрын
Coach: drills children’s stomachs with footballs Team goes undefeated Me: welp...can’t argue with that
@hdjhcjhhttf35695 жыл бұрын
Bro love ur vids u are one of my favorite youtubers and I agree I deserve 1 mill subs
@jakehgardner5 жыл бұрын
I love your voice man, it's so tingly. And you don't need to shave it's looking good 😊😍
@RA-wm6rp5 жыл бұрын
Ur gay
@tuna81295 жыл бұрын
@@RA-wm6rp LOL
@marieantoinette3615 жыл бұрын
My stepdad made sure I didn’t quit either. I wanted to quit my volleyball camp half way through and he wouldn’t let me. It’s always “we finish what we start.” “We paid good money for this.” Etc.
@yareligonzalez69295 жыл бұрын
No one: KZbin Ads: TACO BELL NACHO FRIES
@tayedwards6005 жыл бұрын
Word lol
@asmrlaylaa4 жыл бұрын
They are incredibly delicious tho 🤭😋
@sexilatinoboi694 жыл бұрын
Laughs in youtube premium
@theflashfan10165 жыл бұрын
Really loved hearing about life when you were younger! Enjoy it, thank you bro :P
@skylarstarlight45505 жыл бұрын
Damn your story knocked me out! Thank you so much for the sleep ☺️
@princetufa14075 жыл бұрын
You the best out there bro, your videos always be popping , keep it up 🔥
@NezzASMR5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you did that to her🤦♀️lmao My first crush was is 1st or 2nd grade. All I would do was stare at him😂
@GlossAndTinglesASMR5 жыл бұрын
I'm forever trying to nail your intro.. not happening lol great video 💕
@WillsAV145 жыл бұрын
Crackheads telling inmates about their first drug intake 4:39
@skylarmckinzie5 жыл бұрын
17:27 “Y’all don’t do that” Sitting here trying get some tingles but am crackin’ up toooo much 😂
@klementrose5 жыл бұрын
How the hell am I supposed to sleep while I’m laughing so much
@daviddadon81145 жыл бұрын
Very wholesome, had some good laughs. This gave me good vibes
@nolimitprof5 жыл бұрын
The first story made me laugh so hard and I don’t know why
@marshallwissink70315 жыл бұрын
Dude this was great and when you were explaining the i's or whatever that's was a sick trigger😂
@mbhinder92475 жыл бұрын
You already know Alex has been reusing that solo cup since he made that recycling art piece 😂😂😂
@GrabaCuppaPodcast3 жыл бұрын
I got into asmr through movies. Whenever someone whispered I was like 'ooooooh...thats nice' I know imma basic bitch
@koa97935 жыл бұрын
Make your intro 2x as long in your next video to make up for the no talking one
@asmraxel90605 жыл бұрын
Thats genius😂
@masondelaney93655 жыл бұрын
Or just go watch his video of him saying it for the whole video
@funwithaiman5 жыл бұрын
Love the storytimes! I’m highly inspired now.
@eddie71525 жыл бұрын
My first cuss word was ass got lunch detention sitting on the stage while everyone looked at you
@Goncalo.5 жыл бұрын
This is funnier than the stand up video
@soba_fm5 жыл бұрын
1st grade for him sounds like the void century
@Enzo2tact.3 жыл бұрын
The brings back memories of story time in pre school
@saggywalrus5 жыл бұрын
there’s different levels to things trash like the cavs, good like jazz, great like the lakers and elite like sufficient whispers story telling videos
@noonespecial10715 жыл бұрын
The cup he drinks from is bigger than my future
@fh14655 жыл бұрын
How u know all their names lol I am going in year 10 and I can not remember people from year 6
@criptonjohnson6155 жыл бұрын
Jarid sounds like my type of friend
@Mxrooot995 жыл бұрын
Love da vids, u should have at least 1 mil, like if u agree
@Luke-hk5vx5 жыл бұрын
I agree but don't beg for likes
@CoverTreeRanch5 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic brother
@victorefox4 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain. My parents wouldnt let me quit upward basketball so i would just talk to girls i knew when i was supposed to be blocking them. I got hit in the head a lot and the only "goal" i scored was after halftime and apparently they SWITCH goals so I scored on the wrong goal. When they wont let you quit, just punish your parents by deeply embarrassing them.
@YummoWickersham5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos but where is the Area 51 vid??
@ethans20325 жыл бұрын
Malt Geezer I think he said it’d be on his patreon
@fingerhead78935 жыл бұрын
You should start a Spotify podcast plz
@نور-ج9ف2ه5 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy ur stories it reminds me of my own memories which makes me feel sad and really old ,,,,keep it up man 🔥🔥
@hunchodanny99065 жыл бұрын
Bro lmaoo your whole first 30 seconds is hilarious 👍🏽👍🏽
@4jimmycurtis5 жыл бұрын
Omg this was great. When we had story time, there was a kid that I would sit in front of that would randomly rub my head. I loved it. When he would stop rubbing my head, I would lean back cueing to him to keep going. lol
@hdhdhdhddhkalon5 жыл бұрын
Thats wierd as fuck
@gagebennett98815 жыл бұрын
Story times are the shit homie. No cap
@camdxn23575 жыл бұрын
My weirdest memory is a memory of the number on the side of a helicopter from 8 years ago
@thecaptain15375 жыл бұрын
definitely make another memories video!!! this was great 👍🏻
@antoniovasco2365 жыл бұрын
Such a great video dude 👏keep it up 💪
@spiralmouse5 жыл бұрын
Yessss the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are the best, perioddd.!
@Nic0Zuma9795 жыл бұрын
Cluutchh upload. Opened youtube to go to sleep with one of your videos and BAHM. First one in home
@nukeesports61005 жыл бұрын
Elementary memories Timmy: *remembers* school shooting
@lilboij87115 жыл бұрын
Dude if you was a teacher I would always sleep in class
@lowgrowlasmr5 жыл бұрын
Kindergarten Alex sounds like he could've been a character in the video game "Kindergarten". 😅
@pachzotter5 жыл бұрын
Preview of Big Ten football this year?
@zenozoldyck41175 жыл бұрын
2:22 what does he means by that
@matthewbenavides68095 жыл бұрын
Ambulance in the beginning 😂
@SufficientWhispers5 жыл бұрын
Right as I started😂
@HendogRowdytown5 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing during this, just wanted to let you know.
@MommaEtsuko4 жыл бұрын
You remember so much, that's different
@santiagohernandez33494 жыл бұрын
0:15 woop woop that's the sound of the police
@darnme74115 жыл бұрын
how you feel about chances new album?
@SufficientWhispers5 жыл бұрын
Listened through once and not too impressed tbh. Gonna listen a couple more times though
@xcelassist5 жыл бұрын
Why would people dislike this, I don’t understand 😂 ( I liked it )
@nicoleyu59305 жыл бұрын
anyone gonna talk abt how cute this guy is
@caydenhenriquez2834 жыл бұрын
I also got my tonsils removed and I was in 4th grade it was bad
@alinahespinoza64124 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a compilation of him sipping water
@qraee5 жыл бұрын
I never put hooks on my i’s unless I was writing in cursive 😂
@amantokane5 жыл бұрын
The soap add was awesome
@beezygotti76865 жыл бұрын
Right on time for my nap
@pheddoghetto86205 жыл бұрын
Some might be last Some might be first But not getting the notification Is the worst
@trentdabeast83265 жыл бұрын
who was the linebacker?
@soba_fm5 жыл бұрын
Loved the triggers from writing i
@chancedyches32565 жыл бұрын
my guy how do you find these big ass cups? i aint never seen a solo cup that big
@isaaccadena32484 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE THIS !!!!!! 🙌🏼
@hdhdhdhddhkalon5 жыл бұрын
Yo that trim is fresh
@JennaEmbers5 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@arahigalindo84864 жыл бұрын
Love this video!
@psymonn5 жыл бұрын
WHERE DID U GET THE GLASSES FROM YOUR OTHER VIDEOS? PLEASE TELL ME
@imfowl67935 жыл бұрын
I know there is zero chance we were on the same team because you are a bit older than me, I’m only 17, but your football stories sound soooo similar to mine. We also had a girl on our team and her name was Marcela and she scored a touchdown everytime she had the ball. Nobody could bring her down, she was an absolute tank lol. My coach also pushed us to the limits and we went undefeated for 2 years because the other teams would practice as hard as us.
@emilioroman22545 жыл бұрын
I love ur vids time story u are one of my favorite ASMR
@raidco15315 жыл бұрын
Legend says if you come in erly you will get a heart
@jaimechua3375 жыл бұрын
Almost at 100k let’s goo
@bonkasvx31585 жыл бұрын
The best asmr
@neildaley20392 жыл бұрын
bro good vid but the ads gave me a heart attack
@carrots4435 жыл бұрын
How do people have crushes in kindergarten or remember their names? I don't even remember my best friend from kindergarten, which kinda sucks, they were two nice boys and apparently some other girls that I don't remember but they go to my school now.
@k8winn5 жыл бұрын
i love your voice so plsss do more rambles
@alyssaH09225 жыл бұрын
When he said "pfloppsndkdp". I felt that
@misszelly50655 жыл бұрын
i love this video!!
@gamer-unkn11844 жыл бұрын
I got a credit card ad after the credit card swipe