Sun Microsystems The Spy Java Commercial

[@RoyRope]

It was really unimaginable to have a commercial about a programming language, just finding out they had them in the 90's lmao.

[@T-Ball-o]

Yes, and like most commercials it's nothing but lies

[@milahu]

you know its old, when they expect a three minute attention span

[@TheKenjitamura]

Was brought here by a talk on functional programming that pointed out the advertising dollars spent by Sun Microsystems were the reason that Mozilla had the creator of Javascript abandon his idea to create a functional programming language for the web and instead make an object oriented language and dump the word Java in it.

[@amiblonder7774]

Same here!

[@KuruGDI]

I still can't believe that this spot was shot by Sun Microsystems 😂😂😂

[@ufotofu9]

The puns were bad enough to actually be in a Brosnan/Moore Bond movie.

[@RogerBarraud]

Thanks for the reminder to eat my Broccoli :-)

[@NoirpoolSea]

Despite it's lameness, still better Twiligh/b/b/b/b/b/b/b than any of the ads from Microsoft..

[@T-Ball-o]

No more truthful

[@TempusWare]

Cinema

[@andyta3050]

Cinema

[@3snoW_]

Cinema

[@RogerBarraud]

So, another lesson to trust my own instincts... I thought "Java Technology" made little sense at the time... I was right, it was and is BS.

[@NoTraceOfSense]

Roger Barraud fun fact the Subscriber Identification Module in most phones, the chip on a credit card, both of those are based on JavaCard.

[@ruhnet]

LOL :-D

[@whothefoxcares]

*"ya but does it do twitter?"* --D.J. Trump, Russian Spy Apprentice

[@ihouse85]

How appropriate that your name is Karen.

[@CitroenDS23]

@@ihouse85 Even more so that your name is a pseudonym to hide behind so you can fling mud without taking responsibility for your statements.

[@DanyloSyrotynskyy]

I wouldnt say it is that funny)

[@SameerKhan-nd5qb]

Lol this sux

[@RogerBarraud]

r/wooosh :-)

[@madmemer3470]

@@RogerBarraud how is that even a woosh??

[@biskitpagla]

​@@RogerBarraud I absolutely love this reply. It combines the butthurt cry of a confused boomer on present day internet with the passive-aggressive use of long out of fashion smiley emoticons.

[@XionosOrigin]

Ugh java sucks though

[@burnin8orable]

It made sense at the time, but yes. I'm not the biggest fan of Java either.

[@elimgarak3597]

Skill issue, sorry

[@XionosOrigin]

@@elimgarak3597 Preference issue, actually.