Sunday Papers

[@frankhegyesi6290]

Have a great vacation - thank you.

[@2Funny_Farm_]

Your pod, your rules but maybe this week's horoscope reading could be a one-time birthday gift for Mike - Happy Happy big dawg!

[@mikegibbons6650]

good idea

[@ernestboetz7320]

Jesus, this waiting music sounds like strangled geese.

[@shaun3211]

On Meth

[@STAR_FLIGHT]

No Way - I really got a kick out of this week song

[@mikegibbons6650]

bingo

[@damienkearns3654]

Fitzdog's Asian accents don't disappoint and Mike's reaction 😁

[@Matt61268]

Happy birthday, Mike !

[@mikegibbons6650]

awwwwww

[@Oldmaninthestream]

Always enjoy an episode when you talk about your good friend Joe Rogaine.

[@mikegibbons6650]

well done

[@Red_Twizzler]

happy birthday, young man!

[@mikegibbons6650]

awwwwwwww

[@halifaxmayor]

maybe if I do my taxes while listening to these guys, it won't be so painful

[@mikegibbons6650]

the taxes or pod?

[@halifaxmayor]

@@mikegibbons6650 hehe

[@shaunpaulus1381]

The asian accent is sooo funny. South park and the city sushi chef😂

[@mikegibbons6650]

the best

[@Nixnesvix]

Enjoy your vacation. But you’re Irish like me so you might not. Haven’t missed an episode. Honestly I need a week off too. ;)

[@mikegibbons6650]

thanks!

[@MrPittsSox]

You will not be surprised to learn that all 3 stocks have cratered since the "Mike's Picks" segment...

[@mikegibbons6650]

I know!!!!!!!! although still up from where I bought them. barely

[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

The new This Date in History segment is like when you parade your relatives in front of Pappaw to see you he 'members. Commenting for the algorithm.

[@mikegibbons6650]

we'll keep getting worse

[@BirdiePierce]

NEVER SAW GREG'S VERSION OF ROSEMARY'S BABY ... he's mixed up

[@mikegibbons6650]

100%

[@BirdiePierce]

when you proposed the ?, "if you had unlimited $$$ would you consider any form of plastic surgery?" I IMMEDIATELY said "NO" to myself, knowing 100% that no matter what, I will always just accept my appearance in terms of REALITY ... I mean this has gotten hysterically sick ... who do you think you're kidding? ... and the fact that you guys even paused for a second when the question came up is the definite answer that you are drowning in that world where those kind of decisions are reasonable .. HOLLYWEIRDOs unite and turn to stone ... or more like plastic. SEE YOU AT THE RECYCLING CENTER! 🤠

[@mikegibbons6650]

I'm getting my head frozen like Ted Williams

[@ltbj]

Mike’s phonetic alphabet is great 😆

[@mikegibbons6650]

clueless

[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

Coming here to Pittsburgh in June! Can't wait for the club's email for the deals on tickets! Don't be a Service Charge comedian Greg! At least $5 like Rich Vos.

[@mikegibbons6650]

👍

[@pauljoseph8338]

Mike, in your discussion of male comics/celebs that had hair work…you forgot to mention your former boss. Maybe you missed TOSH’s podcast a couple weeks ago. He did an entire episode documenting his HAIR DOCTOR!!! TOSH is still a legend.

[@mikegibbons6650]

I didn't know he was out about it. God to know

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

20:25 Thought Mike doing horoscopes read: Prepare for chaos such as travel "hook-ups" (instead of 'hiccups'), and even funnier was Greg response "Oh sh't!" (wasn't planning on any hook-ups in Mexico I guess) 😋

[@mikegibbons6650]

hook-ups way better

[@leroypaulsen4566]

"If you had unlimited money would you have any work done?" The correct answer is "no, there is no need at that point. I'm RICH!"

[@mikegibbons6650]

solid point

[@CHEERS_MATE.]

35:46 Before video games, grandparents probably blamed violence on TV instead of radio with TV with WATCHING violent cartoons (Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, Marvin the Martian, Wylie Coyote, etc) instead of being outside, playing games like cops & robbers or cowboy & Indians.

[@jussiniemi9560]

- "Can we have some other guy as our spokesperson for the anti hair loss product than the bald guy? Can we ask Shane Gillis he is only (allegedly) going bald" - "well so was greg before he tried our product... And It is Not an anti hair loss product. It is a hair loss product! For slow hair removal. It was meant for women who can and want take their time bikini waxing. And for men who prefer to go naturally bald than go through shaving their hair. Greg is obviously aware what is the difference between a "hair loss solution" to "anti hair loss solution"

[@mikegibbons6650]

👍

[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

At 1:10:29 I came all over myself with another golf ⛳️ update that absolutely no one but Greg and I cares about. Find another podcast that gives you excitement like that!

[@mikegibbons6650]

there are none. For good reason

[@alanfike]

Louis Gossett, Jr. was great, Officer and a Gentleman was great. Trying to remember his name in Roots, but he was great a Kinte's buddy.

[@mikegibbons6650]

legend

[@shaun3211]

Happy birthday mofo......can't wait for that roast ...can I borrow one of those hips?

[@mikegibbons6650]

still need both

[@shaun3211]

@mikegibbons6650 I'll trade you a pack of Super Patches. I have 8 kinds. For a goddamm coozy. No bullshit....still yet to get Canadian access to a coozy. Let me know. Oh. And Toronto Blue Jay tickets if your town. Free............

[@SillyCrazyFun]

Hopefully Greg's having the best Mexican breakfast he's ever had, enjoying an incredible view and not even realizing this pod has dropped, allowing us to start our day

[@mikegibbons6650]

diarrhea

[@alanfike]

The Swift craze is just like Donnie Osmond, if the Osmonds were already multimillionaires and had the internet to hype them. Her fans would get bored with Carole King.

[@mikegibbons6650]

yep

[@alanfike]

Man, that Calvin and Hobbes bummed me out.

[@mikegibbons6650]

the worst

[@alanfike]

Talk about being born under two bad signs. Dopey had Dagwood the happy go lucky schlub as a father and Blondie the doormat as a mother. Whose example do you follow, here?!

[@DadeMurphie]

Can confirm minoxidil is still greasy.

[@mikegibbons6650]

yep

[@OrangeUFunny.]

If Astrology's not real, how come every Aries you meet is born March or April

[@shaun3211]

Because those people's parents fucked up. They got their children baptized. And now you have to explain....Santa, tooth fairy, Easter bunny, days, Years, time, calendar, basically everything FUCKING STUPID. God Bless

[@mikegibbons6650]

never thought of it that way

[@unwokehillbilly4827]

WTF Why did Greg call his daughter a waiter, shouldn’t it be waitress....🤡🌎

[@scottlarock7924]

I think he's using it in the same way that one would say that a woman is an actor.

[@unwokehillbilly4827]

pretty sure that would be an actress there bud

[@scottlarock7924]

Actor has been used as a catch-all for many many years now.

[@mikegibbons6650]

waitperson

[@sampiraino2339]

@Mike You really read these? I’m with you on most of the comic opinions, family virus (I’ll leave that autocorrect alone) is garbage, dogwood’s a bitch, and the far side is brilliant, but Calvin and Hobbs is also great! It’s less lol punchy one liners like the far side, more “that’s funny” smiles, but it’s insightful, exciting, heartfelt, suspenseful, genre breaking, literally breaking out of the standard newspaper comic layout on Sundays (causing trouble for some papers that didn’t like the change) which featured incredible artwork, poems, or sometimes no dialogue at all. Bill Watterson treated comics as a legit art form. Also it’s serialized so for example the dead raccoon comic was not a standalone but part of a weeks long story arc in which the readers really care about the characters. It’s the Birbiglia to the far side/ lock horns Dangerfield. Coming at anything with a set mindset to dislike it is doing a disservice to yourself. Thanks for reading, I gotta go destress after writing this, I’ll check the Iran Israel developments

[@mikegibbons6650]

I'll give it a chance

[@3Flutter-Bye]

Since JPEG can be like 200x200 or 2000x2000, whats an average recommended size for submissions?

[@brucewyse3357]

I don't know what the max is, but I've sent logo submissions that were 1500-2000k sized attachments and they seemed to be all right

[@mikegibbons6650]

42-39-56

[@3Flutter-Bye]

@@brucewyse3357 so do you think dimensions 1500-2000 are preferable to smaller or doesn't matter

[@brucewyse3357]

@@3Flutter-Bye it probably doesn’t matter. I think just send what you got and if there’s a problem Greg will let you know and you can make adjustments

[@chuckspace2700]

Awesome

[@mikegibbons6650]

yep

[@daveeannuzzo1539]

No show today? 4/21?

[@asdfghk638]

Whaddup!?

[@mikegibbons6650]

sup

[@asdfghk638]

How's Mexico?

[@mikegibbons6650]

he said bueno

[@Red_Twizzler]

Gay countdown

[@mikegibbons6650]

every week

[@rhettlink9805]

po lil' tink tink 👁🆗️🤣✊🏿 #OSCARworthy

[@mikegibbons6650]

tink tink

[@Pat-the-rick]

Yikes , Gibbs should be canceled for that Jamaican 🙃 comment wow

[@mikegibbons6650]

what comment mon?

[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

Squoze isn't a word, writer.

[@mikegibbons6650]

i like it

[@phil.d-roll6393]

☕️

[@JAMESSMITH-gr6ko]

I hate when Greg forgets to be funny..

[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

I don't think he forgets. It's getting to be a chore for him. Some people hate to go to the gym, it's like that.

[@Killing.Me.Softly.]

I like how Greg and Mike are just themselves, they've enough funny naturally - this isn't a standup routine, its a pod and absolutely dont get the sense it's a chore a was mentioned, just seems like two good, entertaining friends

[@mikeoxstiff]

Why is it not offensive to call a man from England an Englishman, or a man from Ireland an Irishman, but it is offensive to call a man from China a Chinaman? Make it make sense!!!!

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Unlike other terms simply represent nationality, 'Chinaman' represents a lot worse. Early immigrants of varying nationalities called each other by name but long deemed any Chinese Laborer not as a person with a name but worth knowing as merely "Chinaman" which long was synonymous with being of low stature only entitled to lowest wage & awful prejudices

[@mikegibbons6650]

what that guy 👇 said