Super Southern ASMR | Lynette's Crazy Dream

Come have a seat and get your nails done while Lynette describes the ridiculous dream she had! She forgot to mention the fact that the country also became suddenly obsessed with some Tiger King guy, but in this dream, they inexplicably did. Wacky, random stuff!
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[@taylordallaire644]

“I say he should get a job at IMAX cause he’s so good at projecting” 😂😂😂

[@laurapujols1934]

I’ve never been this early. You’re honestly the most underrated channel.❤️

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Wow, thank you!

[@sarabavota]

You know Mary, I love your asmr because during roleplays you don't constantly tap on things like the other asmrtist do; I think your roleplays are the best because you are very realistic and natural and for example during your phone call at the beginning I really felt as I was actually in front of you 😂

[@chas6045]

Imagine being in quarantine with Lynette. You would need xanax but your nails would never look better!

[@guitarfliud10]

“I dun told you: I’m not takin pills” 🤣🤣 I love this woman

[@riskyvenus2535]

been feeling kinda down lately, cant wait to watch this! ur roleplays always cheer me up

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I hope you feel better! :)

[@mo777-]

Feel better my friend there are people here for you💓💓💗💗

[@emma122002]

i’m not gonna lie i started crying at the end instead of falling asleep :( imagine a day where people look back on these videos after quarantine is over and think about how that’s all behind them

[@emilyg1539]

Same here.

[@jenniferbrumfield3871]

Me too, “ we lost a lot of good people.” 😰

[@JustVaughn.]

Lynette!!! I just re-watched when she got herself locked up, recently. She is such a warm and relatable character. Is she based on anyone you know?... I wonder how all your popular characters came to life, how and why you created these specific women i've come to love watching them and their wild antics. Charity " the gold digger", "sanctimommy" Harvest, gossip Gertrude, The Obvious teacher, even The Bitchy Cheer Mom. Love them all, Thanks Mary

[@Myraleighh]

I love the sanctimommy character, she said that character was inspired by all the judgmental “organic-only” mommies after she had her first child

[@JustVaughn.]

I remember that video, she made a video to preface her debut of the roleplay character Harvest. Wow, how long ago was that? We've seen her do so many things, has her husband come back from South America yet? Lol

[@daysknowledge7215]

Someone do a wellness check on poor Lynette.... I know she’s lost her marbles during this quarantine...

[@Black.Rabbit_]

"Well if Betty White can survive, then I think we'll be alright" A quote among men

[@FigburyWitchASMR]

Mary - you are amazing. Thank you so much for bringing Lynette out during these difficult times. This gave me goosebumps ❤️

[@PaolaMartinez-wo2ym]

How you had a straight face during the "social distancing, social distancing! 6 feet distance determines our existence" is beyond me. LOL

[@Keke88]

Lynette is always a hoot and a half. Thanks for the humor right now. It's needed. Thank You I always love to see the woven basket make an appearance again!!!

[@autumnfalls612]

Oh yay Lynette is my favourite 😆💞 I listen to this character alot on repeat! You are my favourite asmr channel.

[@belindasnell7922]

This happens to be my very favorite video of yours!! It was so funny, truthful, sad and then an amazing ending. Thank you for reminding me how very blessed we are even through all this mess. ❤️❤️

[@MohaAsmr]

This is such a great time capsule of what it was like in 2020! I can't believe it was 4 years ago

[@JuliaN-fi9zw]

I theoretically stopped watching the video before this to come and watch this one mid video

[@valynciaclark3324]

Please do a video of you doing your own manicure🥰 ur nails are just toooooooo pretty

[@breejohn]

Mary, I can’t explain how comforting this was. Thank you.

[@CaitinSwain]

"I don't need glasses!" LOL ! 😂😂

[@daco13]

Waking up to Lynette and Jimmy is like the best gift ever!!! ❤️❤️❤️ So does this mean we can get a prom and graduation for Britney?

[@ynz3713]

I was waiting for a plot twist to come 😄 but this all does feel like a dream or like we are in a science fiction movie.

[@rasaan2011]

Love everything about this video & the concept!!😊❤

[@karensmith2501]

glad Lynette is back. I am shocked Jimmy didn't want to take the cow to the butcher cause beef is so high lol. OMG Betty White LOL.

[@BerfCanal]

I hope this becomes one of your most popular videos

[@cathylee5840]

Missed the video Love role plays I was asleep love Lynette you're the best 😴🌹💝😞

[@emilyg1539]

Mary, you are a national treasure- right up there with Matthew McConaughey.

[@embluvya]

Wish I could wake up from that dream. ): Michigan's still deep in it. This did make me feel better and hope for the future when this is all over

[@hadleymcintosh3655]

This is amazing. Love this character. Never seen her before! You’re awesome.

[@justinhpaccha]

omg the queen has uploaded 😍✨

[@jmorris4972]

Lynette is the the best character ever

[@Meg.01]

This is so clever, I'm part way in and I'm assuming Covid-19 is the bad dream and this is a much better alternative reality, which is such a good idea!

[@OutsideGalaxy]

I hope Lynette and Jimmy can work their problems out. Seriously my absolute favorite character and series. Although I do miss our sparkly friend

[@keaynasolomon6002]

I had a feeling the jean hat would be for Lynette

[@MyEndoJourney]

Yes! Lynette is a favorite! I just watched an old Lynette vid the other night when I couldn't sleep. Thank you these are amazing!!

[@CathyMcD]

where do I get those pills that make the dream go away?

[@hessjickey]

I didn't get a notification for this :/ I am so excited to watch this tonight!

[@topnotch7432]

Everybody has weird dreams

[@katlandryroyal]

amazing as ever, I love your characters!!

[@thechroniclesofmunch3190]

I love this acting

[@cherie7725]

The sound of you rummaging around in those glass bottles near the end. ❤️

[@beccahunt6127]

I missed this video & am only seeing it now. I look back at that time, and I can't believe what we went through.😢

[@spazmaticme]

😂😂you just keep getting better. It does feel like a nightmare. You make it much easier right now. I can’t wait to hear what’s next for her. 😂👏🏻

[@cherylkimball1949]

Such cool polishes, I want to see more.

[@beckyriddle6650]

I have two of the Maybelline Fast Gel and I love those!

[@jenniferscheuren2960]

RIP Betty White. :(

[@lydianance5342]

Loved it♥️that "dream" should make us all count our blessings 😉

[@CaitinSwain]

Just in time for sleep ! zzzzz

[@lesleystewart214]

Aaaw, that was brilliant! And thank God for Betty White!

[@megreads824]

God bless you, Lynette. You're a national treasure. (Lord, I wish I lived in her world!)

[@cort9692]

This is art.

[@rxmrv]

I love how she still looks young like 3 years ago!

[@hannahhester8376]

Lynette! Yes!!

[@hannahhester8376]

I really wish life was back to normal. All this virus crap sucks.

[@paint_freckles]

Lynette I missed you. I keep dreaming I'm down at the wal-mart and everyone is dressed like a bandit

[@Bionic_Webb]

Man I’m just waiting to wake up

[@Gunthera1]

Poor Lynette. What a scary dream. I feel like maaaybe I understand why it felt so scary. ... just maybe. 😭

[@meaganhiller3029]

Omg....I just realized I’m Lynette....I’m a nail tech, and an absolute mess. Usually most clients go to their nail tech and vent...I vent to my customers! Poor things 😂😂😂

[@morgan6551]

a couple secounds

[@dorianslover1199]

Whoo! 34 seconds ago! ❤❤

[@larahuismann3679]

This is brilliant, Mary! I’m beginning to think maybe I need to take some of Lynette’s pills because I’ve found myself wondering (more than once!) how Lynette and the gang were handling the quarantine. Lol

[@hannahhester8376]

Can we have another family reunion one? Maybe the Fourth of July? That would be fun.

[@stl3964]

Mary is the best!

[@kashreacts2374]

Lynette is the wife every man needs 😂 she stay on Jimmy

[@atpgamingyt7370]

Was there anything about any cool cats and kittens in your dream 🤣🤣 enjoyed the vid!

[@meegan8416]

God I wish I was in Lynette’s timeline

[@superhetoric]

"I found it at big lots, it's good tho" 💀

[@potee20]

Where is Kathy's comment, part of all of marys videos

[@suzanneevangelista2709]

I can’t,, I just can’t!🤣🤣🤣

[@alexarivera3936]

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again you are hilarious 😂 !!,

[@MK-Hogan]

Lynette! My fave. I’ve missed you. 😊

[@jaiboibiscuit2363]

omg I love Lynette!

[@roseb5004]

Little toe beans ❤😭😭😭

[@APspring]

My moms name is Lynnette 😆

[@bn2593]

Lynette lol