SUPERBABIES: The Superhero Movie of Your Nightmares

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OH BABY we got a stinky diaper of a movie to talk about today. The sequel to 1999's "Baby Geniuses" is even worse than you could ever imagine, so let's talk about it and laugh at it!
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[@kurtisconner]

ok for some reason I called Zack "Nick" at 19:28 after goofing on dudes named Zack and i'm sorry! i'm dumb!

[@exoticpotato8573]

Y O U ‘ R E N O T D U M B

[@annahouston7274]

I noticed that. Confused the hell out of me 😂😂

[@denishanelson3087]

Kurtis Conner indeed you are😌

[@mccloud9915]

No you're not

[@annahouston7274]

I read the description.......cello how are you? :D

[@thanatos_ow]

Why did everyone understand the babies in this movie. Aren’t they supposed to be using an ancient language that adults can’t understand

[@silvermoon8184]

11:28

[@maisies515]

You imply that any of it makes sense my guy

[@orchdork775]

Oops 😂

[@rameztwal8424]

is that really what bothered you about this film?

[@susiesheep5222]

love ur pfp

[@statesofgracie]

you’re now legally obligated to give us 3 more baby geniuses movie reviews. this comment is legally binding.

[@Gabi-tp7fz]

Yes 😌🤚 I am George Washington and I agree

[@adrielcharles8931]

Agreed!

[@attiraperry]

Are there three more???

[@karla_lolito]

If he doesn't comply will he get slapped by legal?

[@galaxiegoddess]

He should review Bratz: Super Babyz

[@ZzzHeliozzZ]

This whole movie looks like something Kurtis could have edited, but worse

[@frosty_teacup]

Don't disrespect my boi Kurtis like that

[@aboredhuman1022]

Is that possible?!?!?

[@squiddyanimations6617]

Tbh kurtis should make an entire movie

[@Butthatsjustatheoryagametheory]

💀

[@gabrielafinell]

every time you meet a baby, there's a chance it's actually a 70 year old superhero

[@mollykircher3104]

And that is the reason I always say "You better fucking save the world dude" to the baby and walk away.

[@dylankennedy4539]

Best to give it a little shakey shake just in case

[@Fantallana]

@@mollykircher3104 me @ gen z

[@keshagriffin3375]

@ me to other Gen Z kids: because I’m to lazy to actually save the world

[@Sp3ctralI]

Chances are rare But never 0

[@leocortez3441]

"I met my mom the day I was born." ok kurtis weird flex

[@basednuramiformerpastafurr872]

That awkward moment when your comment gets a heart but only 5 likes.

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@basednuramiformerpastafurr872 my comment was the only one in the section that kurtis hearted on one of his podcasts yet it got 4 likes 💀

[@syrup482]

*sad Doofenshmirtz noises*

[@olivegardensrestroom688]

Both of my parents failed to show up to my birth.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

😔🙄

[@Bea-jl9lt]

Little kids can only work a certain amount of time legally, so that’s why baby characters are played by twins/triplets.

[@darrylwhitefeather207]

I was really suprised he didn't know that 😅

[@unknownusername5111]

I was looking for this comment. Most baby characters have to be played by twins/triplets because of work limits and the fact that they're usually preemies, so they're better suited to play newborns too.

[@caitlinwheeler7915]

Yeah I remember learning this when I was like 8 watching nanny McPhee and being floored and then later discovering that that’s just the norm

[@roludena2471]

Basic Pigeon he did. He said it.

[@Kikicole]

Ro Ludena right lol why do people keep recommenting what he already said in the video as if he never mentioned it...

[@francesst5732]

Kurtis is always giving us an extra greeting but who gives him an extra greeting

[@cookestee]

i do

[@itsafab]

I felt that

[@kevaunthesunflower]

Exactly. You got me thinking now.

[@deannamatocha5011]

sad.

[@hannahmarkle505]

Yesssss

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

The most annoying part of this movie for me is that they keep insisting Kahuna is a baby. That child is like 6 entire years old

[@rono3457]

hey give the kahuna some respect, he is over 7 years old

[@Pain.-]

"6 entire years" lmaoo

[@sydliminal]

I looked it up, and the triplets who played him were 9 years old when this was filmed. they're 30 now and they're all hockey players.

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

@@sydliminal that makes it even more annoying. A nine year old isn’t even close to being a baby 💀

[@Izzielikesroblox]

@@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr but when I was nine I was 2 months old

[@emmab508]

They actually have to use twins or triplets due to child labor laws, kids can only work like 2 hours. So they get twins or triplets to work so they get more work done in a day

[@winterzealot]

That’s interesting to know - thank you!

[@annabellehulbert8662]

that's exactly what I was thinking

[@maddiemageean3225]

and that time includes hair, makeup, costuming, rehearsals AND time to learn (but i think that's mostly for older kids)

[@leah8jean]

that's also why the olsen twins were casted for full house

[@SieMiezekatze]

How do you know this????

[@FrancisR420]

I'm against child acting unless children are also filming and directing.

[@Ollebolle112]

Clearly the case in this movie

[@jellybean1528]

the only instance of babies acting should be as babies being born or hold

[@pourna3165]

I understand where you're coming from but what will they do if they have a character who's a child?

[@ninkiminjaj3614]

Signe the petition

[@Lovinia1]

Child acting is HIGHLY regulated and a pretty fun project for them. Child pageanting on the other hand is mostly unregulated as well as demanding and abusive

[@DefNotMyBurner]

I just realized that these babies know the secrets of the universe and still shit in their diapers.

[@duck-ew5zs]

Maybe that's how you get access to it, shit enough times in diapers and you get to see eternity

[@orangeleaf2056]

I mean if you knew the secrets of the universe wouldn’t you shit in your diaper?

[@patrickd.397]

Well obviously they know something that we don’t

[@AceJackWagon885]

That's the secret

[@sarasilverburg1190]

I shouldn’t have watched this with my toddler bc now she won’t stop saying kahuna and I’m scared

[@emitheorbit1118]

*TAKE THE CHILD TO AN EXORCIST OR SOMETHING ELSEWHERE BEFORE IT LAUGHS LIKE AN OVERUSED BABY SOUND EFFECT*

[@gracebarnet4182]

JUST THROW THE WHOLE CHILD OUT THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO

[@houseplantfreak1658]

IT'S TOO LATE . SHE'S TOO FAR OFF ALREADY. SAVE YOURSELF

[@adeer87]

GOTTA SET THE WHOLE BABY ON FIRE

[@paris5410]

THROW OUT OF WINDOW, SET ON FIRE AND BURY AT LEAST FIVE METERS DEEP, IT'S TOO LATE NOW

[@writerhannah]

The fact that they're all twins and triplets is super common in film and television and it's for legal reasons. On film sets there are strict rules on how long a child actor can work plus time that must be spent with a tutor to continue their education while working. Plus they need time for hair, make up and costuming. This means you only have a few good hours to shoot which, on movies with one or two kids, is fine cause you can spend the rest of the day shooting with the adult characters but on sets with primarily kids in the script that really limits the scheduling abilities of the film. Hiring crew, renting equipment, dealing with locations, it's a hassle already meaning you have to make the most out of your filming days and abiding by a child actors schedule would mean shorter days, MONTHS of filming and insanely high budgets. But with twins, one can be on set while the other is in tutoring or taking a break. Triplets increase your time effectiveness even more, so the crew can keep doing 12-15 hour days while the kids can stick to their shorter hours. Tada!

[@ninkiminjaj3614]

I clicked see more and then I was like woow

[@grantmegan91]

We know

[@SC-jh9qp]

Using CGI kids would be a lot simpler!

[@alexdecarter9173]

@@SC-jh9qp with what budget? Most movies can’t afford that. Look at twilight and that baby was real plus CGI.

[@SC-jh9qp]

I was kidding. ❤️

[@rosalierowan]

Therapist: Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby can’t hurt you. He doesn’t exist. Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby:

[@snail2426]

you mean the 𝙆𝘼𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉𝘼

[@alex-yu3oc]

why is no one talking about how the villians in this movie are clearly nazis

[@jeonghansupremacist4354]

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS GOIN INSANE KAHUNA SAVING BABIES FROM NAZI GERMANY WHAT THE HELL

[@annikamaus]

But the fucking time is off. Berlin was occupied and everything. If He safes them from Nazis He would had to come to Berlin much earlier. I am confusion.

[@holyjolie3864]

@@annikamaus I thought that the villains were wearing a USSR uniform anyway? like when kahuna was being introduced?

[@emilyb.8219]

@@jeonghansupremacist4354 It wasn't Nazi Germany though, it was USSR-occupied East Germany

[@dbyron3824]

Alex Votaw doesn’t need to be said, every bad guy in every movie, is probably a nazi

[@Knightmareatthemuseum]

kurtis :you can tell he's a zack, just look at him - like 5 minute rant on him being a zack also kurtis : calls him nick

[@theoriginalbobducca]

THIS

[@Lauren-rx9fv]

Kurtis: YOU CANT HAVE THE SAME ACTOR PLAY THE VILLAIN AND HERO 🤬🤬🤬 Kurtis’s sketches:

[@aleksandra4702]

Austin powers tho

[@gummidon1618]

It’s a funny plot to a movie tho

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Benedict Cumberbatch: 👀

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

@Fen Vulpeus he played Dormanu and is a great actor

[@sholem_bond]

"You can't have the same actor play the villain and the hero" Swan Lake (at least sometimes): "hold my beer"

[@evanvelez]

My first job was working the front end of a grocery store, and this movie came out that same year. For 3 months, this movie was playing on a television by the entrance. I've watched this movie at least 50 times. I hate it so much. Thank you for allowing others to share in my pain.

[@lesenigma2536]

*makes the sign of the cross*

[@hat7475]

Jesus fucking himself, Oof

[@imid3440]

oh my god you should get compensation

[@annamariamazzola7486]

Why would a super market play this 😅

[@evanvelez]

@@annamariamazzola7486 probably some sort of promotion. The TV was some little 15" CRT on the front counter.

[@dcornect53]

A Zack is like a Kyle or a Karen in the sense that you know exactly every part of their personality and what they probably look like just by hearing their name. Its magic.

[@parakeetiscool7647]

Other movies at least use proper languages, but this movie is like “German country controlled by Russians, so yeah, they all speak English”

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

>English With accent from Foreignland.

[@angelobarros3499]

I miss Eastern Germany

[@angelabourne7096]

Angelo Barros me too

[@방탄리사]

Except the evil guy, he has a foreign accent 😎

[@JustAskMeTV101]

Nah lots of movies do that. Have you ever seen any of the older Bond movies?

[@iydensmith5115]

“I’m gonna fight these babies then fly away” -Kurtis Conner 2020

[@iamthevillainofthisstory1240]

I go to school with a girl who plays one of those babies. Technically both of them because theyre twins and played the role interchangeably. I dont remember if they were in the 2nd one or the 1st one, but they played that movie in fifth grade and regret it all the way into highschool. Edit: It was the first one. The one on the far left on the cover.

[@noraspingarn5846]

the plot hole in one joke was the cleanest thing i've ever heard

[@Lullavi_]

“His name is Strong Baby, his name is Jim”

[@ethanhunt5243]

His name is gym

[@Anna-si4ck]

Jim is definitely not the same as Strong Baby 😤

[@louisamuller4756]

His brother should be called Jack D.

[@Nathi98]

He looked way too proud of that joke xD

[@kalajuett2608]

I actually thought these movies were a fever dream..I had these movies on replay as a kid which probably explains why I've lived my entire life with PTSD.

[@tedthekazooman9455]

The other babies that don’t show up are in the R-Rated version

[@fmbray_]

Especially that damn mullet baby.

[@mrfrogkingg]

As an Alex, it's wild how accurate 'energetic and fun' and 'shits in his diaper' are for me.

[@elianemarin7070]

is no one gonna address the fact that Kahuna’s brother has a terrible german accent and he doesn’t?

[@annulizbeth]

It doesn't even sound German. It sounds like a mocking French accent 😑

[@sarunokamisama6496]

And is no one going to address the fact that Kahuna is still a little kid when he was also the same age in the 60s? Does he have the baby formula from the boss baby world? That has to be the only answer right? Edit: I spoke too soon. This really is just pre boss baby.

[@hsmacaraig]

Saruno Kamisama I-

[@zoesims8927]

Plus when they were younger at the baseball game he didn’t have an accent at all

[@gabbibliss]

Is anyone else concerned that in the beginning scene in the day care that the worker was tucking like a 12 year old into a crib?🙌

[@rebeccak9597]

At what time?

[@octo8116]

@@rebeccak9597 3:09

[@justchez2742]

@Gabrielle Wilson I noticed that too

[@harmonywhicker9832]

i was literally thinking the same thing

[@lazydroidproductions1087]

So, the reason that all of the kids are twins or triplets is because of child labor laws, The kids can only work for so many hours in a day, so they tag team them out to get around that and have a normal filming schedule. Happened all the time, like the Olson twins played one character in whatever the show they were in

[@rachelworld1]

"So Nick and Kylie kiss and its WICKED cool" so cool, in fact, that made Kurtis call him 'Nick' instead of' Zack'

[@delicateasmr1860]

Diana Ji ok so when I read this I didn’t know know you were talking about the older cast I just imagined the babies kissing😆😆😆😆

[@DancingHippoYillie]

“We’re the police and we’ll protect you ... except for bounce boy. He has a gun”

[@fredericiideprusse9892]

"Kahuna fights a vilain in East Berlin". Next movie: Superbabies fight against communism.

[@nynla.]

Fan de ton pére lokey for a while thought his name was Kalua

[@mollyoconnor9365]

6:41 is giving the same energy as the shrek 3 baby nightmare

[@whenwhen2284]

DADA

[@OctoAmbush-nc4xt]

A guy in my history class was talking about this movie nonstop for a month. We finally watched the trailer and it was terrible. The word "SuperBabies" was banned for the rest of the year.

[@oonaverse]

When will they learn? When will they learn? THAT THEIR ACTIONS. HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[@kurakaji9052]

10/10 comment

[@bighoodie4315]

YOU FRICKIN FRICKS

[@toastandbutter7367]

Best comment

[@hayleyrae189]

He said “Nick kisses Kylie” instead of “Zack”. Which is weird because my brothers are named Nick and Zack. And I’m Hayley which is definitely not the same as Rosita. So there’s that.

[@heckandahalf1634]

So your brother has short, spiky hair?

[@hayleyrae189]

Our lady of perpetual indigestion think more along the lines of Steve Harrington.

[@kahlyn4157]

thats iconic

[@annakajoyful]

my brothers are also named Nick and Zac! Wow. But my name is not Haley 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@uh_oh_spaghetti_o7087]

I read this comment before watching the video and I almost had an aneurism trying to figure out what it means

[@ghoulmori]

17:48 Kurtis really do be calling out the corruptness and inherent racism in the criminal justice system doe

[@eleanorgouldie9355]

Aged well

[@sidonem5977]

Acab

[@swega9802]

elongated worms no

[@ghoulmori]

Mythiic yes

[@swega9802]

Lord Domino the statement acab is racist on its own. yes some cops are racist snd terrible people, and the criminal justice system can be wrong, but its extremely unfair for people to say "acab" because youre calling an entire group of people terrible because of something a small percentage of them do

[@ohheyitsguy]

At 15:43 Kurtis mentions that "you could be named Lyle, but if you get your hair spiked you're Zach now" Which is hilarious as one of my favorite people on KZbin, is named Lyle, has spikey hair, and works with a man named Zach

[@laylaariel3751]

“It’s makes me think there’s a rated R version of this which is really like to see” Um hello 911 Also is no one gunna acknowledge the kahuna kid is like 7 and very much not a baby.. like he has his grown up teeth coming in.

[@DrX-dh6th]

Layla Ariel yeah they’re definitely not younger than 3 lmao. but i guess it’s kinda hard to get that many twins/triplets who are all a maximum of like 4 years old. also - how come the adults can understand them in the cave scene given the whole ‘babies speak a language that can’t be understood once you’re older than 3’ thing? unless that rule doesn’t apply to super babies. or super babies speak perfect english

[@melisandeblanchard6161]

ik omfg!!! Thought all those things lmaooo!😂

[@lemonsmug]

@@DrX-dh6th here's my theory: this wasn't originally gonna be a baby geniuses movie, but they sold their soul to the baby genius because it has babies and it features some of the same actors I dunno

[@mr.awesome7552]

Age is just a number.

[@portxr]

it's like that big twitter baby

[@mjwest4968]

“We’re gonna arrest bounce for no reason because we’re the police and that’s what we do” 💀

[@chaz3196]

bro i saw that and i was like 🤭

[@comixcomixcomix]

lolzzz same cos I’m watching this now and it’s so relevant currently

[@mintaarobbinss4274]

This did not age well💀

[@gemlue7827]

Lmaoooo this aged like milk

[@pihoosingh7047]

Mintaa Robbinss it aged perfectly

[@lemolea9571]

I imagine for most orphans, reuniting with the parents that abandoned them as children so young that they can't remember them it is very awkward and not "oh my god, you're my mom I love you" like Kurtis said. They probably already have people they see as their family and I know if I was in that situation the first two things I'd be asking is: "what happened/why did you abandon me?" (in case it's justified) and "what's changed/why do you deserve to be a part of my life now". Because if it's "I was really poor and desperate, I didn't want my child to have to go through the same thing I have to, but now I'm stable I just couldn't stop thinking about what happened to you I just needed to find and see how my child turned out and offer them support now that I actually can" THEN I'd start being all friendly and stuff. If they just didn't want a child at the time but now they're curious or some shit, no. feck off, if you didn't wanna raise me you don't deserve me.

[@pap-fr]

Adoption does not make someone a bad person even if the reason IS just not wanting a child. And no, a parent cannot decide to suddenly want the kid and pop into their life. They are by law not allowed to contact the child after giving it for adoption. It is the child and the child alone who has the right to decide whether they want to reach out to the parents or not. You sign away parental rights the moment the baby is given up and you cannot then get it back because you "felt like it", LMAO...

[@lemolea9571]

@@pap-fr No, giving a child that you don't want up for adoption is far better than just not caring for or not being able to adequately care for the child, but I doubt many orphans would see it that way, I never said people who give up their children for adoption are bad people. Though I'd argue if you don't want children you shouldve gotten an abortion in the first place, it's probably kinder. Also this scenario was within the context of the video, I know the parent does give up rights to their child including visitation, however that wouldn't stop them from trying to find them online or as and adult etc if they really wanted to

[@lunarhorrors]

why does the excuse of the police sending babies to a hotel remind me of how a YA wattpad writer would solve conflicts in the plot...

[@salmaom6823]

Oh ! No we’re in the middle of NOWHERE! but look we have a motel that’s literally perfect and OH NO! we have to share not only a room but a bed!!

[@celestialgardens4101]

Oh man, dont you hate it when you're in a one direction concert reading a book and Harry Styles points you out from the literal thousands of other people there, then decides to adopt you after he finds out about your abusive father but also ends up having a totally not weird romantic interest in you and wants to marry you after two days and right before your wedding you find out you're pregnant even though the two have only had a single peck on lips?

[@salmaom6823]

Celeste CC man that happens every year

[@ashlynebruh5044]

I really want Kurtis to make a series like this about the Sharknado movies

[@ollieeww]

yes.

[@madds8]

kylie is literally chloe from bratz the movie and i honestly don’t know how to feel about her career

[@jorberoni]

Omg I was trying to remember where I knew her from

[@KenjiCandy]

She’s also in "J.L Family Ranch” (2017) starring as the grandaughter of John Voight.

[@laurenbrooker3309]

And John Voight is also in bratz the movie, so they've been in 3 movies together

[@sharkimedes]

the range...

[@jessirvx]

i literally watched that movie like 50 times a day alongside horrid henry the movie

[@andersbell2046]

I literally have this movie on DVD in my dad's DVD case. I decided to research it, because it was scratched beyond repair. And I have come to the conclusion that my parents made a very poor financial decision, and it was probably best I couldn't watch it.

[@sagabrink1353]

Best part of this video is Kurtis calling the parents the “owners”

[@okelise]

Saga Brink That’s what I was thinking

[@CallMeSeansaur]

That fight scene allowed me to access a level of rage I didn’t know was humanly possible.

[@jasminesock]

why did i just notice his hexagon doorknobs

[@winko8484]

jasmine gomez yeah same!!!

[@ZijnShayatanica]

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TO MY ATTENTION.

[@believeinmatter]

jasmine gomez You’ve never seen glass doorknobs before? That was the OG doorknob 😂

[@a_bi_biscuit7448]

jasmine gomez oh i didn’t even notice that!! 😱

[@miel8729]

why does kane have an accent while kahuna, his brother, doesn't? villain trope: plot hole in one.

[@zleep9182]

miel I like the implication that a random American guy somehow was able to gain a position of power in USSR-controlled Germany

[@blankb.2277]

adults keep their accents when they go to other countries and children lose theirs

[@SeptembersOblivion]

@@blankb.2277 what do you mean? They're brothers and almost the same age, when did that evil brother go to Germany and get an accent? Doesn't make sense.

[@nikolagrzybowska5025]

I saw this like 5 times when i was little. The fact that the babies on the cover look nothing like the cast bugged me the most as a child.

[@hellothere-ub8cu]

I remember watching it as a kid and it being so cool and made sense like “yeah of course that kid is walking on the ceiling” now watching back i’m like what the fuck lol

[@Userisgreyt]

i thought those movies were amazing

[@Shane-qh5pr]

I remember watching it, and until today I thought it was a crazy feaver dream 😂

[@kadmck]

I used to watch these movies all the time...I’m now triggered by how bad they were

[@mona-qz6dm]

I’ve never watched the first movie and didn’t recognize this title but i saw one of the first shots and had such overwhelming nostalgia i had to stop the video and sit down for a while.

[@heszedjim9699]

Also even funnier that kahuna is basically a slur after the shit that went down with polynesian people. Its like calling a Polynesian priest a witch.

[@stars4charlotte]

“bounce boy” CRYING OMG

[@tac_uti1iz314]

Someone: "so who's your favorite actor" Me: "so it's basically a giant... robotic... baby... It's a long story"

[@ellabella2008]

The babies chanting "Kahuna" definitely radiates strong vibes reminiscent of Jack Pop's "TANNER JOINS A CULT" video. *KATUNIA, KATUNIA, KATUNIA.*

[@imaridavis8222]

If that’s his brother why is the older one have a Russian accent

[@leticiamonteiro8418]

Because if he is a villian, of course he's communist

[@imaridavis8222]

Trueeee

[@egg9206]

it’s german, they talk about being in berlin

[@hannahkeen6424]

Cate Reem in the 60s the east of berlin was controlled by the soviet union, so it technically was russia

[@dochka]

​@@hannahkeen6424 girl....

[@swagbeast7463]

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT KAHUNA IS NOT EVEN BABY AND IS ACTUALLY A FULLY GROWN CHILD

[@AwkwarddFoxx]

i mean... if the babies know the 'secrets of the universe' then Archie would know what Captain Kane looked like

[@jaxystarr7108]

You know we're gonna make you watch every sequel right? Acceptance is the first step to recovery.

[@Th3M0nst3rs3y3]

I feel like the person who pitched this movie was extremely high and/or drunk while doing it. But I think that goes without saying.

[@JakeCuster]

I said “stop, stop, stop” out loud to myself when the baby grew muscles

[@kierstencahoon4478]

do a part three, do a part three, do a PART THREE, DO A PART THREE

[@pudding447]

kurtis' search history must've been so fucked up after this video: "movie babies buy" "possesed baby" "70 year olds playing chess in park"

[@alexandersotomurillo5795]

"Burning baby doll"

[@dinkyrussell75]

Okay, but if the movies lost so much money why did they continue making them???

[@jordanetherington1922]

Tax loopholes?

[@ZijnShayatanica]

*_p a s s i o n_*

[@haley5402]

Someone had a passion

[@Latriukas]

I dont want children anymore, this is a cursed movie

[@slobonmygurt8354]

Babies are overrated anyway

[@iremsahin6394]

14:26 manipulation station 😂

[@morganmartin4829]

why did the cgi mouths get worse in the second movie??

[@sholem_bond]

A lot of child actors are twins/a lot of twins go into TV and acting, because due to child labor laws, kids can only film/work on set for a certain number of hours per day. So you can get more filming time if you have two identical-looking small children, because you can just swap them out.

[@merybabyyy]

that girl is Chloe from the Bratz movie i-

[@awkwardotter13]

María Ruiz-Olivares Torres that movie is also cheesy and weird af but I love it XD I was obsessed with the Bratz as a kid

[@kiwi7455]

@@awkwardotter13 omg same i was a bratz kid LOVED them

[@mismyname]

and Zack is jimmy Steve from shameless!!!

[@mismyname]

Lol I hadn’t watched the whole vid yet when I commented this 🤭

[@gaymersupreme8546]

didn’t the creator of this movie when asked about a sequel say that this was the worst thing ever made and is appalled as to why celebrities ever agreed to voice babies??

[@ameliagrace9404]

lmao at least the creator acknowledged that

[@Tamajyn69]

These kind of movies are so confusing because like who are they even made for? Babies won't have a clue what's going on and not care, and any kids old enough to follow the plot tend to hate babies because they're "big kids" and babies are dumb. Which means I guess this was made for adults?

[@pandaluvinkid61]

"The Avengers with babys" you mean Bratz: Super Babyz

[@bayleighwestra]

maria anaya omg you remember that movie I thought I was the only one

[@transphobesarestillrampant]

Why once I heard, "The Avengers with babies" I randomly thought of the Avengers babysitting babies... I feel so bad for them now. Also wtf is Bratz: Super Babyz?

[@artstroneatical2667]

bratz super babyz is cinematic treasure and i love it

[@eleanormale688]

maria anaya literally the girl who is the babysitter in this movie “kylie” IS CHLOE IN THE BRATZ MOVIE.... FULL CIRCLE FAM

[@isaacmaron5700]

maria anaya OH MY GOD GHR UGLY ASS POTATO VILLAINS GOD

[@amelieg246]

Doctor Who doing an episode in 2024 of talking babies, where they CGI-ed the mouths and had older children voice them. They were creepier than the actual monster that episode, which was a literal bogeyman. Maybe Russel T. Davies saw these movies and went, "wow....I gotta write that in."

[@anthonybernero9720]

I can't believe how many reputable actors are in these movies.

[@MaaakCantSurf]

“ Who you callin’ girlie.. *S I S T E R* ”

[@kianaafsharr]

*S I S T E R*

[@caryn7154]

Bruh I got a Pampers ad and I’m scared the babies are watching like help

[@kohenbaugh2209]

for legal reasons you cant have a kid act for longer than a certain amount of time, directors will use a loophole. If they have twins, or better yet, triplets, they can continue filming and still be legal

[@Red-jl1qr]

You're just ignoring how there was a *token black baby* .

[@ms.bigbooty]

Why does the black baby automatically have to be a token? Dont forget to token hispanic baby too then

[@frankfunkel99]

@@ms.bigbooty all other babies have special powers and the black baby plays basketball. That's as token as it gets.

[@raveng8217]

@@frankfunkel99 He doesn't even play basketball, he literally IS a basketball. Doesn't get much worse than that

[@speakevermore]

he really went there with that police joke

[@emilyb.8219]

He commented on how the black baby would be singled out by the police in his skit

[@Moonwalker2923]

Babies in movies are played by twins or triplets because of child labor laws. You aren’t allowed to make a baby act for an entire movie. You have to swap them out so each baby only ‘works’ so many hours.

[@dotdotdot...176]

I can't remember Kurtis making this movie all clean shaven, it feels like it was made more recently than that

[@AC-we4xx]

I really hate that the only girl baby has love powers 🙄 yikes

[@astralflick]

A.M. 7 that baby grew up to be poison ivy of Batman fame

[@lefty5104]

A.M. 7 that’s fair, but is that the only thing you hated about the movie?

[@angelobarros3499]

#superbabiesisoverparty amirite

[@SanilJadhav711]

@Bob Bobinson Wait what ? Lmao

[@red.gem_]

@@SanilJadhav711 yup watch kurtis' first video, this movie is bad but the first one is straight up insane

[@leslie6757]

Fun fact! The babysitter/whoever that blonde girl is, played Meredith Grey’s very first patient on Grey’s Anatomy!

[@virekin0t719]

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HER OMG

[@CB-jt4ge]

She was also a deranged unsub from a cult on criminal minds lmao

[@bellamy-]

@@CB-jt4ge I KNEW IT SHE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR

[@nettack]

You have a strange definition of fun.

[@NateS917]

Fun fact: nobody gives a fuck about that shitty show! 😃

[@abigaelpeckham8586]

why is no one talking about the fact that if Biscane is Kahuna's brother, and he was an adult in the 1960s in berlin, Kahuna is actually like. 100 lol

[@sacvideo1998]

I think Biscane is meant to be in his early 30s in that flashback, it's just that putting a blonde wig on a 65-year-old Jon Voight doesn't really achieve that effect very well. Assuming the movie takes place in 2004 when it was released, both brothers would have been born in the 1930s

[@Demonetization_Symbol]

I wanna see you reveal all the sequels.

[@that_dude0nbacon]

13:09 THAT SOUND IS FROM KUNG POW

[@Juliana-gb1nj]

I wanna know where the actors who played those babies are now

[@lauratroy13]

In therapy

[@mismyname]

ZACK IS THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED JIMMY STEVE IN SHAMELESS

[@mismyname]

Lol I hadn’t watched the whole vid yet when I commented this 🤭

[@Staplegunner]

He needs to watch the third one with one of them

[@graceking2548]

He should do one of those cast reunions with them all

[@natperhaps]

they actually use twins/triplets/etc because it's easier to swap out for another baby when one won't cooperate. which is a common kid thing.

[@lemqnshark]

he said that

[@kestreldomann2787]

Movie one: babies hold the secrets of the world Movie 2: ***ay yo, we're gonna Captain America a Baby***

[@BellaDarby-uk8my]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JIMMY-STEVE, IM CRYING-

[@boogster8607]

Bella.Darby IK HES SO YOUNG

[@noahgrover3210]

I WAS SO SHOCKED LMAO

[@blakemoon4400]

OH WHEN HE SAID THAT ACTOR FROM SHAMELESS I LITERALLY HAD NO CLUE WHO IT WAS, THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT

[@Grace-kt3ir]

HE LOOKS LIKE LIP WTH

[@anaischampignon4455]

and yet another identity is revealed I guess the lies never stop with this man huh

[@taylorcalvert4163]

I was at my bf’s moms house the other day and we found a dvd of a movie called “Life’s a Jungle” and it is the funniest, most horribly made cartoon movie I’ve ever seen and I think it would be so cool if you would make a video on it!

[@Ambi-582]

I love how casually Kurtis mentions the fucking megababy

[@Digimistake]

Rosita is an undercover CIA agent whose real name is Haley, there I solved the mystery

[@cokejupiter6189]

Who names their baby “Finkleman”

[@crm1301]

Jjam1206 _. finkleman’s dad duh

[@The_Painting_Unicorn]

I just watched both baby genuis videos in a row, and omg, even with Kurtis' funny commentary, these movies drained away at least two years of my life

[@fionagrace8521]

I can feel Kurtis slowly losing his sanity

[@SallyB_23]

no lie, Cupid Girl was like my icon for an incrementally short period of my life when I was a toddler, it's literally the only thing I remember about this movie

[@renisstillren9493]

The worst part of this video was remembering how much I loved this movie as a kid. Like Baby Geniuses and SuberBabies were my absolute favorite movies at the age of 7 and now I realise that I should have been scared and confused

[@mod2283]

My sister and I would make our dad take us to blockbuster every week so we could rent this and he hated every second of it