Roasts and Rants | Eff It Beard Bros

[@ericgilbert1087]

Man, I feel like Bret was sittin' on that Goku stuff for a while.

[@tigerwarrior1787]

he's only just saying what everyone else is thinking and tired of.

[@slashkamei]

@@tigerwarrior1787 Bret knows whats up

[@DTHOMASBOUCHIER]

I've watched his streams... he has been sitting on that for a long time

[@Alucard2draculA]

we heard a lot of this shit when he did the db fighterz series with dodger.

[@thetizic]

It all comes out here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJ6ranyrbLuXo5I

[@mediocreandworse59]

I need Alex and Brett roasting each other during Bloodborne

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@GamerLuna Here's a bit: Is this a bit?

[@amesorisu]

This was worth the $250

[@kendrajackson535]

Was this u

[@kendrajackson535]

Cuz if it is I luv u

[@DuskAlimar]

rest in peace, Beard Bros. Brett owns the channel now.

[@ninboy01]

Dusk Alimar Super Brett Bros. confirmed

[@tehchikon]

Mr Plinkett level prediction right here.

[@srirachaflash]

Brett is a national treasure and he must be protected at all costs.

[@DeadWhiteButterflies]

I now want a National Treasure re-enactment with the whole TOVG crew, where said treasure turns out to be Brett all along. They just open up a secret tomb and it's just brett sat playing street fighter and turns round and says "oh hi guys?"

[@jay88ar]

Quick send them $$$

[@jay88ar]

I need this to happen just wish i wasn't poor

[@Kevinsyel]

@@jay88ar That'll be exactly $250

[@Mofnmancer]

I can't believe Eff it Beard Bros saved 2018 in its eleventh hour 🙏

[@Skeletroy]

Brett roasting Alex had me in tears laughing.

[@hopelesslydull7588]

I come back every now and then for the roasts. Brett on average destroyed but "You look like a ninja turtle in a people suit" fucking KILLS me every single time.

[@LOLManArchives]

"dont you even get me started about *human rights"* this is it this is what killed me

[@jellyperko]

LOLMan “dont you even get me started about evolution” is what killed me

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@jellyperko FUCK BIRDS! FUCK FISH! FUCK PEOPLE! EVERYTHING IS IT'S OWN THING!

[@curtisleblanc5897]

I liked the "Miracle of Flight" And "Goku is a bad father" rants.

[@superbeardbros]

Got $250 burning in your pocket to make us do something wild? This is the show where YOU can make that happen! Go to www.patreon.com/superbeardbros and hit us with your wildest wishes! This show is only possible with YOUR SUPPORT!

[@cjvenie7690]

do you buy it once and never agian or is it subscribition

[@DukeofGames50]

@@cjvenie7690 you could do it once then cancel before the second time charges

[@TheNeoLoneWolf]

I want to see everyone in the office have a lapdance contest with Chris as the judge. Who's with me?

[@_Lividity_]

Super Beard Bros you guys should reenact the scene in lord of the rings where Elron and Isildur are in mount doom, but instead of the ring it’s a picture of jontron

[@pinksakurablossoms]

Gaz 🙋

[@spagoolidude3379]

I honestly need just a Bret rant series. Bret... what grinds your gears?

[@acousticnoisemachine]

Easily the hardest I've laughed at a Beard Bros video in a while, which is saying something. Brett hit us with a Monchichi reference and a WinRar reference in the same video. Slayed me.

[@gagejoseph91]

"YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR WINRAR" is my new favorite sin

[@MisfitBYTE]

When they remake Seven, this is what it will be about. "Whats in the in zipfile?"

[@berrienl.107]

This was SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! This is seriously the best, thank you guys! I laughed so hard, way harder than I have in a very long time! GOD there were some real gems in this!

[@mystic5534]

Jirard is bad at roasting. He's too good a person to effectively insult someone.

[@slashkamei]

Hey, he was trying, so points for the attempt

[@madengineerkyouma]

That's because he's a veteran of the Very Civil War.

[@superfluousstuckupitude2512]

But that one where he said she fell down no one laughed but the floor was cracking up got me.

[@Hero1922]

idk with that personality rant he roasted himself good lol

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

He's not good at roasting, but he can deflect a roast like a pro - 2:29

[@ddogh26]

The Algorithm brought me back here. Still love watching the Beard Bros. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[@Davidrusky]

Adding Brett as the new Beard Bro is a blessing

[@curtisleblanc5897]

That and giving Chris a mic.

[@WesHale]

You look like a Ninja turtle in a people suit!!!!

[@gearhead417]

This was low key the best thing ever

[@bearbrain1123]

I was having such a bad day. .. until I watched this, Jirard, Alex, Brett and Chris thank you so much for the continued laughs despite every roast you're all beautiful human beings, this was an awesome first episode for this series 😁😊

[@arandomguy1759]

Thank you ArgonJohn, this was amazing!

[@jennietsai1260]

luis Benitez Shoutout to ArgonJohn!

[@Argon_John]

You’re welcome my dude!

[@wrecklesstortoise3977]

This first Eff It Beard Bros episode was an amazing success. I am super excited to see what comes next out of this. You might get this all the time, but it means a lot to be able to laugh myself out of remembering that I'm sick for as long as you put out content per day/per week. It's been an amazing ride and I hope that you keep it up as long as you can. All of you are outstanding.

[@Argon_John]

Holy shit this was my idea. Thanks Super Beard Bros, this turned out so good!!!!!

[@zeikjt]

Well done 👍

[@farnsy3451]

I loved jirard put his arm on chris as if a friend is delivering bad news about his mom being ugly lol

[@mcmillan20101]

That goku rant was too real

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Piccolo is black!

[@rockleefangirl15]

Googled Monchichi. Can confirm: is funny

[@rickdeezy07dj]

double confirmed

[@mechashadow]

"She's too young for you, bro"

[@OGM_OriginalGameMusic]

I feel that Brett is in his element here. Like this is just what he does when he goes home XD

[@TimberCreates]

A year later and this is still one of my favourite beard bros videos. Those rants are so fucking funny

[@stevenbooker7201]

Brett's rant on goku HAS BEEN MY FEELS FOR YEARS! sorry not sorry

[@ott_otter]

Brett you'll go to heaven in my heart

[@skeepboppin]

I've been thinking the same shit.

[@Torauth]

I believe Jirard said in his end of year video that they were reshooting and redoing the intro and others animations. I'm almost positive Brett will be cemented in in that

[@roticet]

Its only been 2 years, yet it feels like Brett has been around forever. And i think he was a great addition.

[@Spiritxiii]

Y'all left me WINDED!!!~ Jirard: Don't you even get me started on... *Looks at paper,; Instant Regret* Human rights!... Brett: *Off-screen, already judging, hollering* DO IT!!!~ Jirard: *Trying to avoid eye contact* I'm not gon- Brett: DOIT!!! Jirard: *Defeated laughter* *FIN*

[@Indilee]

Brett's rant about Goku just made me love Brett even more. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

[@unnoticedhero1]

Brett with the "you didn't pay for winrar, you're going to hell just like everyone else" bit killed me.

[@xxBlueDragon19xx]

"Piccolo is black" im dead

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

R.I.P.

[@Ashrudel]

That monchichi joke. Now I can't unsee it.

[@skaeity]

Brett is the best at everything apparently

[@phillipjohnson8903]

Going to hell for not paying for WIN.RAR. Nothings ever made more sense in my entire life.

[@OfficialDarce]

This was so gosh dang funny. Thanks a lot to the people who shelled out the big bucks for this episode and for future episodes!

[@IdentityZero]

This is it. The funniest video on the entire channel.

[@zjchew]

Brett's rants on flight is big million.

[@DeliciousMashedButtons]

God damnit, that was gold.

[@setitsu]

i actually looked up monchichi and holy shit

[@Hanz_Haze]

Chris needs to become a permanent Beard Bro too.

[@theposhgoblin4270]

Brett tearing into Goku had me in tears and I get the feeling he could have gone on for longer

[@ELFKanginFan]

Chris, you are very handsome

[@MysitcalDorkus89]

It was nice meeting you guys! Brett Alex and Chris you guys are nice people!

[@mystic5534]

OMG that was hilarious. I'm dying right now!

[@donniekitchen8806]

Brett is the best. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[@RandomRiot]

I effing love this. This channel is one of my favorites, if not my favorite.

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

I love Bert, Jared, and Gunther.

[@SkilesHasFun]

That Hitler Youth roast fucking slayed me.

[@Sargravendirdy]

"We're not supposed to be up there" Im crying this is so funny

[@AndeePasta]

omfg the goku bit is awesome

[@shawnheatherly]

I already adore this series. So happy with the backers supporting this content and requesting these hilarious topics.

[@Kb-rt4pj]

This is greater than i could ever imagine. I love the energy and passione everyone brought to this video and im really excited for episodes to come

[@nintenzo98]

This is one of the best new ideas on this channel, I hope it continues to do well!

[@Snowmanse]

6:38 I am not gonna lie, the stability that Jirard is pushing sounds amazing.

[@merrymonkey5172]

This content feels really fresh, I dig the approach and I can tell you guys are really having fun!

[@capnblackleg]

I just discovered eff it and I must say, I can't even decide which of these guys I love more. They're all awesome.

[@BlueStormZion]

I want to be the first to say I LOVE the super chill ending music there. Just wonderful. I mean, the whole show too. But that music at the end, yeah.

[@Grabehn42]

Alex's "clothes" one just killed me. This was amazing.

[@Lj40k]

Holy shit why can't I like this twice! Was in stitches the whole time.

[@TheTakashishiful]

It hurts to see Alex going for the high five at 5:43 and Jirard not noticing

[@PollitoEstelar]

man, than great feeling when your new favorite thing is something you didn't even knew you wanted

[@Bistran]

This is the start of a beautiful thing. Those rants were killing me! I would love more of these please!

[@SqRL7one5]

I think Chris won the first part, Brett won the second

[@jupiterjazz9421]

This was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Excellent first 'Eff It!

[@13kazyduh]

This was amazing! Also I love Chris' hairstyle it looks good on him.

[@pillows666]

This is gold. One of the best videos by the channel.

[@buzzthebuzzard5267]

This was really fun. One of the best SBB videos of the year for sure.

[@SilverStarSong7]

i really wish i had 250 to spare to see the bros recreate the christmas scene from A Christmas Story, where Chris is the dad, Brett can be the mom, Alex is the little brother and it'll all culminate in Jirard, as Ralphie, in a big ass pink bunny suit someone make it happen

[@LexanPanda]

This was everything I hoped it could be and more. Y'all are fantastic at improv.

[@Karuminu2]

Your hilarious roasts cured my laryngitis that's been muting me for days. Not kidding. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!!!

[@flashmaster63]

Every single bit of this is just absolutely great.

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

Brett and Jirard are the deadpan kings. I feel like for 250, you guys gave a 1k roast.

[@thedarkness125]

That beautiful look Brett gave after he said "take the fuckin hint". So God damn good

[@luizamoony]

god I laughed so hard I started sweating and crying... thank you, generous two souls, for this holiday treat

[@aJazzyFeel]

This is some top tier content that actually got me watching 100% and laughing 99% of the time. Perfect prompts, thanks patrons! Real talk though, considering that we have some fantastic, stand up comedy genuises featured, i wish you'd make more variety, real life (and affordable!) content like this. I'm sad

[@Cosmironic]

This is the first time in a very long time that I have laughed this hard at a KZbin video. Bless you, Jirard, Alex, Brett, and Chris. What a high note to end this year at!

[@WuchtaArt]

I had an unbelievable amount of laughter, im not effing this series, i want more great ideas like this one!

[@taxibullheat]

I love these bois so much.

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

This was so pure and wholesome and unbridled all the way.

[@cylewhipple7442]

13:47 don't even get me started on human rights, fade to black and fin. lol sooo effing funny

[@tmak1313]

Who’s the 3rd guy sitting in the middle? I thought this was beard bros

[@qvistlund6663]

I have no words.... this is just, so much better than I anticipated. Brett just nailed the roasting!

[@Jgt612]

Brett looks, SO composed when he’s roasting the others, it’s like a whole other level of chill roasting haha

[@Manga_ManX]

I liked the second the ninja turtle human suit bit hit...Then tried to like a second time for the Goku rant but was met with sadness at my failure.

[@flareDrago]

Why did it take me till 2023 to see this. Brett's Goku rant had me on the floor crying!

[@buchiklop110]

Jirard is so good and pure that even he even has a hard time play insulting someone.

[@TheJacobG]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That was hilarious!

[@Cuzetty]

Don't you even get me started on human rights...... I'm dying man, there are tears in my eyes from all that laughter

[@GothxHero]

This is so great, I love this so much. You guys are the best. Thank you for doing everything you do

[@malakkennedy6949]

Well this made my entire week worth it. Great year for SBB and friends, and here's hoping it only gets better!

[@HunterPyouKnowME]

This is seriously one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the internet, I laughed until I was crying. If I had the $250 to give you guys I would just say to do this show as a series until the end of time! Well done beard bros and long live this channel 😊

[@kevq.2687]

This is probably one of the most brilliant ideas they've done in a while. Love a good roast. Love a good rant even better! EDGY!! RUB IT IN BOIIZ!!

[@LordBloodySoul]

All these lines just made me laugh so freaking hard x,D This is pure comedy gold xD

[@deconstructionjd514]

I have a new respect for each of these men. The comedy here was top notch. Seeing them improv was fucking amazing. Each of their rants from a hat had me rolling

[@chadrussel1221]

I had to come back to this like three times because its so good

[@SirenAngelique]

Bret's rant about Goku may as well have come from the depths of my own soul. Pure truth

[@JBaley1017]

Brett breaking down Heaven is the best thing ever. XD