Scariest Creepypastas | Eff It Beard Bros

[@superbeardbros]

What is your favorite creepypasta?

[@Shargon555]

Read symmetry.

[@MidnightRaziel]

it was a tough choice but i think "Persuaded" by Chris Stewart, is what i would go with.

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

This one about a dog that disappears into the woods and then reappears, but it's slightly... off.

[@amateuraaron6972]

this should be a series except Brett should always try to sneak a movie plot past Jirard

[@dyingontheinside5795]

love that brett thinks he can tell the story better than the author he reads with out a script, and I bet he's right.

[@BlueStormZion]

Honestly, Brett's one was the one that creeped me out. Alex and Jirard were clearly reading a story, but with Brett, he was just telling me a disturbing thing.

[@TheTakashishiful]

Honestly this video taught me (and this may exclusively be Brett but I dunno) that I think spooky stories are best told as a "he told me" rather than verbatim read from a firsthand witness.

[@Abby_wa]

Yeah I'm gonna need a monthly pasta as told by Brett.

[@duckerdoo]

Alex's close up is my new desktop wall paper.

[@frankiecedeno3724]

The second one is 100% someone disassociating super hard for the first time.

[@johnoneil9188]

Jirard´s greatest horror: poor personal hygiene.

[@christopherkitchen654]

Brett’s story was straight uncomfortable

[@sean437]

Best story: Brett Best delivery: Brett Best Jirard: Brett

[@Snowmanse]

I would love a dedicated creepypasta channel like this. That just constantly mocks every sentence of the story.

[@puffnisse]

It already exists, it's called Undercooked Analysis, it's not a KZbin channel, but a podcast, but still.

[@p3nguin0]

The fact that the characters in Brett's story are literally parts of a side-quest from Resident Evil Remake is a testament to his storytelling. I could totally see JL8 versions of Chris and Jill being the children.

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

Now I know why Brett is called the Shaper Of Stories.

[@AnkfordPlays]

the best creepypastas are the believable ones, gotta admit I kinda got into the last one

[@HahnKirby]

I thought for sure whenever the teacher said that the old woman was the step mom that she was also going to be like yeah she showed up and picked the kids up from school today.

[@somebody.oncetoldme.3516]

Man, the good reading ability and the roasting of the stories. I enjoyed this thoroughly.

[@BlueStormZion]

Real talk, Bros, I LOVE the Eff It series. The constant variety, the way that I never know what's coming next, the flexability you guys have with what you're willing to do for your audience (even though it's being paid for, it's still a super cool thing and I do count it as you giving back. I mean, one guy pays and everyone gets to enjoy? Awesome.) If ever I'm not poor as balls, I will pay you all to do something. Something good. Something that involves a thing that I enjoy and want to share with you, and also therefore with the world at large who are cool enough to watch you all.

[@cak5171]

Love the punch-ins on the faces at the end lol

[@johnathanmcdoe]

The only scary thing about this was my sides separating from my torso.

[@archeremiya3533]

Brett probably told this story better then the original poster lol good stuff, hopefully we get something like this again

[@D-structman]

The added sound effects startled the hell out of me. I am cooking and thought a ghost started knocking on my oven around 5:10

[@DADP90]

Brett’s such an good storyteller

[@jollyrogers408]

When Jirard's face changes and he's trying to hold his laugh in when Brett continues a sentence that Alex said, I had to rewind that to make sure, because with these kinda stories, you can't be too sure that Jirard didn't just hang his head in shame that he's a part of a species that came up with something like these.

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

Brett: "That's the most white girl shit I ever heard" Alex, a white girl: "You don't know!"

[@TheCreepypro]

this was great and fun to watch stuff like this doesn't scare me at all and usually rolls right off me but Brett being a master story teller did kind of get me interested in his

[@chandler7695]

Jirard was SO CLOSE, there is a Dallas suburb called Sunnyvale.... but no Sunnydale.

[@PixelatedH2O]

Sunnydale is the name of the town from Buffy the Vampire Slayer though

[@dawsongorham9431]

also Sunnyvale is the name of the name of the trailer park in Trailer Park Boys lol

[@VinceOTL13]

Once Jirard said, “but then who was phone?” I busted out laughing. And then after the camera panned to Alex’s face I practically fell off my chair. Too fucking good.

[@JasonLuthor]

Just watch Jirard's face throughout this video. Holy crap he is hilarious.

[@TheTakashishiful]

Wow Brett is just an incredible storyteller, I think he did much much better than if he had read it off of something.

[@piperwalton]

I only just now got around to watching this, but now I really want Brett as a guest on Chilluminati.

[@baladeAdvent]

How do you immediately go to "This place is haunted!" and not "Damn it, now I have to call pest control to get the rats out of the walls"

[@juicemofo]

That punching/knocking sound was almost definitely a squirrel trying to bust a nut open. Those fuckers run through my attic all the time, and it sounds exactly like that.

[@lexwuzliving]

"How can he not remember his own address?" I've lived in my apartment for a year and a half and can never remember the address

[@ruggero3988]

Brett is such a good horror story teller

[@dylankissner8387]

Sounds to me like the girl in the second story walked into a real life Lavender Town.

[@MIDISLAPPER]

I want someone to take “I want one of your children” out of context

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Plot twist: in the phone calls in the beginning of Bretts story the guy on the other end always says " Hey, little mama, lemme whisper in your ear

[@Lucarioguild7]

“If this is the plot of Child’s Play I’m gonna be so mad” fucking died at that

[@BlackScarabFilmZ]

I love that this is basically the Beard Bros MST3King creepypastas.

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

That last one, nicely done.

[@fil8649]

If I pay 250$ could I have you guys make this a series? This was great!

[@fireXdisaster]

The scary part of this video is: that i didn't bring snacks to eat while watching this cuz the fridge was empty. That shit was terrifying. It probably is only me with my necessity of putting video games on everything but, i kinda expected gaming creepypastas like Drowned Ben or the PKMN Lost Silver cartridge. I mean, these "real-life" creepypastas are good NGL

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

Sorry to bother you a year later, but have you heard about the cursed Majora's Mask cart? That was pretty big back in the day, and the fact it spread so quickly via word of mouth and magazines in a pre-broadband world was crazy.

[@SternSupremacy]

So much potentially good creepypasta is ruined by bad writing. Bless Brett for reading/telling it in his own way. Btw is that music at the end the Upper Cathedral Ward music from Bloodborne??? It sounds familiar.

[@cbreezy1221121]

"If you tell that to someone, the intent is: "Yo this house is haunted ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)"" I'm dead and off to haunt a Texas suburb

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Dang, but really: Who was phone?

[@truant6910]

There is no phone, only zuul...

[@xaldynnemo47]

...Nosferatu!

[@charleschamberlain5383]

Brett: Uhh Lisa Trevor Jirard: 😏

[@rezanhiraga5191]

When I have money, I need to request the team to just sleep in for the weekend.

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

Brett was perfect here. I was hooked.

[@IvanThx]

Also check out Chilluminati Podcast by Mathas Games w/ Alex and Jesse! Seriously creepy and entertaining stuff

[@nevadalewis8136]

New one got posted just today, I believe.

[@Wynnhardy]

Bretts story gave me goose bumps and I thought for sure it was just going to be stupid.

[@WilliamSmith-pw7rf]

Man I fucking love effit beard bros funniest best content on the internet you guys are genius

[@blazinginferno15]

I listen to Chilluminati so I love and understand Alex's feelings of "dude some of this stuff could be real!" Lol It would be super fun to have Brett or Jirard as guests on that😂

[@1988emyers]

The best trio since Tequila, Lime, and Salt.

[@christinam4911]

I wanna go to a bad movie with Brett just so we can sit there and roast the movie the whole time. Lol

[@PeaceInExile]

This legit freaked me out just because of the filter being used. I kept asking them to make jokes again lol

[@BaylyBennett]

I was so sure that 4:50 was just jirard or someone lighting a fat blunt in the back of the room

[@curtisleblanc5897]

4:16 Jirards face! XD

[@clowntown3]

I'm just gonna say with the last one, there is a good chance that the police would make sure that they would at least have an artist rendition of the old lady so people could look out for her. It's still a pretty creepy story though

[@krispwnsu]

Love the call out to SL by Jirard. True socal culture on this channel.

[@Skullgrin.]

Brett's got a Rolodex in his head? Damn, I thought *I* was old!

[@Kevinsyel]

2nd story Brett: Like a bubble of Suicidal Tendencies? OH! THAT must've been the band in the first story! just one pepsi

[@EnterTheMorg]

Brett: "Thinking that you can suddenly become suicidal by stepping foot into a town is the most white-girl shit I've ever heard." Me, a White Girl(TM): "Perhaps, but have you ever been to [hometown redacted]?"

[@udiar]

Actually Brett it's very possible it hasn't been proven yet but there have been theories and cases where frequencies can be picked up by the ear and those causes some type of problem in person. Normally people from the place it happens on are immune to it because they have been hearing it for most of their life and don't notice it but traveler or people who just moved in could be affected by it.

[@udiar]

"How can he not remember his on address?" He was probably more a suit kind of guy

[@rhysevans3484]

Give me another! That was great!

[@Cassiorro]

Honestly, I want more of this.

[@robertmorgan5939]

The China creepypasta was just a bad Yelp review. Lol.

[@shawnheatherly]

Alright, so that last one probably isn't true just like the first two stories. However, it could make for a great movie.

[@TheKevann]

And then... Hook man car hand door!

[@WolfNocturne]

Holy shyt can this be a series. Dug this one 👍

[@sapphoemet645]

That was fun actually, make this a podcast?

[@hannabelphaege3774]

You have to retell them from memory, that's just how folklore works

[@nordsandfjords]

For Brett, Jerusalem Syndrome, I think it is? Where tourists visit holy places and claim they've been overcome by spirits or hear things, to keep it concise.

[@nordsandfjords]

"mental phenomena involving the presence of religiously-themed obsessive ideas, delusions, or other psychosis-like experiences that are triggered by a visit to the city of Jerusalem"

[@SpoofyJ]

I wish this was a semi regular thing on this channel

[@colinhagarty9002]

I wish that the band Alex was talking about in his story would come forward.

[@adventrent3901]

You should definitely join suburban legends. That would be an amazing collab.

[@krispwnsu]

Pretty sure Vince wouldn't even mind but he is busy with his other business venture right now.

[@FinalFrantasy]

Shout out to the beard bois!

[@cat9439]

Brett needs to be a creepypasta author.

[@OlympusOdysseus]

That knock fucked me up

[@DeadWhiteButterflies]

Strap me the fuck in! Let's do it, yar!

[@CaptainKrby]

He's coming back

[@tremendobeats73]

To make this safe, these stories were told during the day to keep all S.B.B. staff safe. Hence, the daylight peeking through the night shades. 💪🏽🧐

[@laeeg7412]

Brett is such a snob! We get it Brett, you write!

[@LooseCo]

Lae EG god Brett we get it you're very funny and charming WE GET IT OKAY BRETT

[@doslover]

After this, I think we all have the same question in mind... *who was phone?*

[@Indie-A-tom]

This should have been an October vídeo. XD

[@WPN300]

Too spooky for me!

[@Oldskoolguitar]

Sound effects or did someone hit a bong?

[@HahnKirby]

I really hope they do this again, but next time actually find some really well written and legit creepy stories.

[@puffnisse]

Like what?

[@samuelorellana2603]

Yes a million times!

[@marvelanddcretrospective]

Pirate Cove

[@Scruffytuba]

Lisa Trevor? From Resident Evil bruh? Lol

[@claytoncastaneda2594]

4:01 that's called sleep paralysis folks. The author is a dingus.

[@Lucarioguild7]

That third one was pretty solid actually although that could’ve just been Brett’s storytelling

[@patu8010]

They don't call him the Shaper of Stories for nothing

[@Lucarioguild7]

@@patu8010 very true

[@KidArez]

... Jirard won the video. Who was phone.

[@Cdaddyhudsoc]

this is great

[@BeatleJWOL]

20:28 MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR

[@DeliciousMashedButtons]

Ness's dad was phone!

[@rageboyRM]

The fact that it said “Sunnydale” and not “Sunnyvale “ is igniting my inner Texan.

[@arandomguy719]

Great video guys! You should check out the r/nosleep there’s some crazy stories on there that I’m sure people would love to have you read

[@loganspradling743]

Sodas!?

[@neoviking8266]

8:25-8:45 That there’s drugs straight up.

[@jasmin4947]

chilluminati crossover

[@Cyahnidde]

Why is every ghost story just about SLEEP PARALYSIS wtf

[@johnnybuckshot9228]

lets not call her lisa trevor