Yo thats me in the first clip, had me and my boys nearly in tears from laughter
@dominatator21 күн бұрын
Doom I beg you please do not remind my Democracy officer of this, I don't need to be in further debt.
@GalacticWarDataArchive21 күн бұрын
Got me really good
@Aquainfinity-bj8hz21 күн бұрын
@@dominatator Don't worry, Ill remind the Democracy officer :D
@xaphan_fallen_angel21 күн бұрын
Well you are now a prime example of why we shouldn't wear seatbelts.
@shiron115821 күн бұрын
I can top that. We were doing a Bug Nursery Nuking mission and all four of us were in the car as I was driving us back. Now the thing about those missions is there’s a number of big holes in the ground you might not see until it’s too late. I managed to avoid one by the skin of my teeth before commenting, “Whup, that was close. That would be bad.” Before driving into another one 5 seconds later, killing all four of us and losing all our stuff from weapons to samples.
@alpha_omega922221 күн бұрын
I was one of the Helldivers that helped secure SHELT i know that the squids are the top priority but i couldn't let those bots advance anymore, they are really close to super Earth.
@galaxysshadow21 күн бұрын
I was one of the helldivers fighting alongside you on Shelt. i hate the bugs and the squids, but i hate those traitorous bots more than anything.
@SoulCrusherEx21 күн бұрын
Yep I fought on Shelt to close that route
@MrMoustaffa21 күн бұрын
Yeah shelt had to be stopped, that was a liability just waiting to happen. Was really worried we wouldnt make it but glad we got it liberated. Now to finish off Martale and deal with that loose end
@__safeguard215421 күн бұрын
Shiiiittt
@SethSaito21 күн бұрын
Spill oil brothers
@JuNoV2821 күн бұрын
That Helldiver was excuted 😂
@rulerofeverything629421 күн бұрын
No, I heard him say sorry sir I think he got spanking very common punishment for unruly helldivers that date back in early centuries of humanity where parents will smack there disobedient children in the rear end with hand belt or sometimes sticks
@ne-cepen21 күн бұрын
It was an automaton traitor trying to discourage our glorious data archivist with its dastardly taunts
@ryanlink869920 күн бұрын
@@ne-cepenso then…. Yes it was executed.
@RedshirtAfficionado20 күн бұрын
Nah, he said he was sorry.
@dominatator21 күн бұрын
Heya, I'm the Diver who sent the first clip in the data log (and also who drove the FRV, please don't tell my Democracy officer about this. I already have crippling Super Credit debt). Just wanted to say thank you from both the SES Eye of Peace and SES Knight of Honor for including it. For Super Earth!
@GalacticWarDataArchive21 күн бұрын
Thank you both for the submission!!
@Lukasaske21 күн бұрын
iO
@christopherg234721 күн бұрын
5:27 The illuminate don't hold territory on the map right now. And any single planet they capture outright might be quickly retaken. What if they are "seeding" control systems on those planets, allowing them to flip a large number of planets at the same time? A map of successful/failed defenses against the Illuminate might be interesting.
@Scarcheeze21 күн бұрын
They making portal using their technology ,burrying into planet to planet.
@terrified057t421 күн бұрын
My theory? They're practically extinct as a species, so they need manpower by robbing the right to vote from our citizens.
@seantaggart738220 күн бұрын
Indeed I fear the next plans they have
@MorMorGanGan20 күн бұрын
They’re doing hit and runs, as said by super earth high command. That’s why they don’t have any forts or outposts on our worlds, just ship refueling stations. I suspect that they’re looking for something, or alternatively, they’ve been spotted using citizens bodies for their machinery and the voteless. This makes me wonder if they are abducting people, turning them into voteless, and then turning them into overseers. They suffered massive casualties during the first galactic war, so it would make sense they would need more troops.
@StarkKarstVT21 күн бұрын
THOSE DANG SQUIDS~!! They caught us with our pants down during the Holidays!! Curses~!!
@Icey846420 күн бұрын
😭
@That_British_bloke21 күн бұрын
1:40 bro the helldiver laughing killed me 😂 Anyway i believe the squids are attacking the colonies but not making a proper hold is because thier creating more of the voteless to increase thier numbers before thier ready to make a secure hold as the last galactic war *nearly* made them all extinct and they obviously wouldnt be able to last long in the war without cannonfodder. Well thats what i think anyway they might just be scoping are land out before a big invasion but i like to think thiers another reason. 🌏
@nivada9421 күн бұрын
You see how the voteless are mutated by the squids so badly what if they are trying to find a way to convert our citizens into proper illuminate? It would be a nightmare come true, suddenly they have numbers and they have tech.
@danielbrinton971621 күн бұрын
Just go to show the amazing quality of the data archive
@terrified057t421 күн бұрын
Really liking the addition of background Helldivers, makes these logs feel like a briefing right before an operation.
@tranceduo21 күн бұрын
“The Keid system”
@WinterDutchie21 күн бұрын
there’s 3 things you don’t ask: - Never ask a Helldiver, their vote - A democracy officer, their salary - what the SES Wings of Justice was doing during the Illuminate attacks
@vlanson652921 күн бұрын
We really gotta focus on the bot front after this MO. People already hate it there, but if the next MO isn't the Automatons we're actually in so much trouble.
@calebkelly822121 күн бұрын
I second this 🤝
@GalacticWarDataArchive21 күн бұрын
Favorite front
@timvoorhees810221 күн бұрын
been at the bot front cause i cant stay connected to illuminate front lmao
@calebkelly822121 күн бұрын
@timvoorhees8102 i can only handle Squids up to level three, anything more than that and I need a squad 😂
@morgatron463921 күн бұрын
The wasp makes it so much easier
@StarforceOnAir21 күн бұрын
I can't believe the Defender of Freedom's achiever got played like a piano. Now that's some good ol' military hazing. Hope that Helldiver was only scolded for his tomfoolery.
@darmug21 күн бұрын
SES Martyr of Redemption here, I want to thank you for making the map of all Illuminate attacks, as I originally made the map and a few updates to it and posted it onto the main Helldivers subreddit and its LowSodium equivalent. I wanted to continue updating it, but I received requests to show which planets were won or lost, and I couldn’t find out that information which led to me not making the maps. So again, thank you for continuing my work, and dive on! P.S: If you can, draw a line starting from Calypso to all the planets the Squids have invaded. I did that with my last map, and I want to see the Squid Spaghetti again in a more modern fashion.
@GalacticWarDataArchive21 күн бұрын
I saw those! Hope I can continue to assist. Reviewing it looks like I missed one in the image! Heze Bay should 25 and the defense was lost then Keid 26.
@SapphirePhoenix720 күн бұрын
Man these videos are always really good. It's awesome that you documented all of the illuminate attacks and their results across the galaxy, the map with documented attack location, order, and failures across the galaxy looks awesome.
@presleykeller137421 күн бұрын
SES Sword of Truth reporting in. We fought on both Fenrir III and Erata Prime for the Center of Science. For the Festival of Reckoning, we jumped from system to system to combat our foes. Now we continue to fight the Illuminates no matter where they go!
@LethalOwl21 күн бұрын
Keep up the good work, these battle logs are imperative to the war effort.
@billrich972221 күн бұрын
Yeah, I can watch this before bed. Good to hear from you again!
@Fryepod362818 күн бұрын
God this channel is do great to come back to along with the update. Quick and quality. o7 brothers.
@TwinCities8920 күн бұрын
5-Star General A. Fleming Jr., of the SES Agent of Justice, reporting in. Amazing Work ( 3:40 ) and Much Appreciation for showcasing our Festival of Reckoning Napalm display! It was an honor to dispatch the many Squids that final day of the festivities in a bath of flames! 🔥 Keeps archiving and we’ll keep spreading democracy one planet at a time!
@cly789421 күн бұрын
just found this channel, this is the best news ive ever watched.
@gabrielmckenna505519 күн бұрын
This channel is great, I haven’t been able to play for a couple weeks, and this is the best way to get caught up on what’s happened.
@kierrific135721 күн бұрын
I was on Keid (the first time) and Julheim, shredding through hundreds and hundreds of illuminates without using reinforcements. It was the best experience of my life
@Dazy31220 күн бұрын
I imagine some squids randomly got a super colony from the worm hole and are currently being destroyed by the bugs (they aren't being democratic enough)
@Helio11721 күн бұрын
Thank you for your work in archiving the war!
@graveyardshift669121 күн бұрын
The overall poor response to the Illuminate attacks has to do with deployment time. There is a significant budding 'Squiddiver' faction that will only challenge the Illuminate. However since they don't hold any territory it means the 'Squiddivers' go inactive so they aren't ready to go once the Illuminate strike. In addition to this, the Squiddivers are reluctant to sacrifice poorly trending planets to move to the newest attack as soon as they happen. The Illuminate are striking like lighting and their attacks only last 12 hours. This means that every second counts and due to the slow reaction time of the Squiddivers, they don't redeploy fast enough only joining in on a defense long after the critical 9-hour remaining mark that signs the victory or defeat of an Illuminate defense. They have to be able to let go of worlds that can't be saved and focus on pouncing as soon as a new attack opens up unless the defense is trending well.
@zDemoGODz18 күн бұрын
Never give up never WHAT?! NEVER SURRENDER! We wiped the floor with those squids and my armour got a new blue paintjob!
@therandomcommenter662917 күн бұрын
Can't redeploy or organise fast enough? It appears the squids guerrilla warfare tactics are being highly effective against the player base
@jemsq21 күн бұрын
Of all the places the Squids chose to attack, they choose LIBERTY RIDGE. We're putting 🥾 to 🍑 on this one bois.
@updfdrakkell14320 күн бұрын
there must be over 100 Trillion humans in this setting... When a billion is considered a small amount of the enemy, you gotta check the numbers....
@therandomcommenter662917 күн бұрын
People don't truly take in the numbers of a galactic Federation / Empire / imperium there are currently 8 billion people on earth right now and real life Earth hasn't even reached max capacity meanwhile in these settings we are talking about an entire galaxy the numbers are frankly absurd and the entire population of real-life earth is nothing the creek was 27 million helldivers dead (helldivers not SEAF soldiers not even civilians just divers) through a nine-week period and if you don't think that's crazy The helldiver casualties on calypso were 37 million and that was in the course of just 3 DAYS if we were to take the entire real life human population and then draft EVERYONE for super Earth it would simply be the first couple hours of the first wave before we would run out of manpower
@violenceandpoetry21 күн бұрын
Our casualties from this are going to be staggering... Every voteless is a former citizen, so Super Earth might have to suspend the C-01 permitting process for a while.
@stephenpuisis63221 күн бұрын
If you are going to dive bot-side, please consider MARTALE, it has a planetary health regen rate of ZERO PERCENT
@Hadfield1521 күн бұрын
SES Flame of Wrath here: The bit with the planet names will never get old, especially not after the Seasse part. All jokes aside, it looks like the conspiracy theories about the Meridian singularity were true all along. Not sure I can say with certainty what will come next. As for the squids, their erratic attack pattern has made them a tricky foe to fend off. But, we're on track to complete the current order with some time to spare. That is all for now. Flame on!🔥
@Soundwave-A1021 күн бұрын
SES Blade of Vigilance , Hell Commander [REDACTED] reporting in : "I don't trust that black hole , my crew has been worrying about me spending so much time there but I'm not going to get blindsided again"
@Huffle_020 күн бұрын
With all due respect officer, you don't get to just assign yourself that kind of rank nor assume your clearance matches that of what would be truly redacted
@Typicalmarksman895820 күн бұрын
How the Illuminates feel: Illuminate attacks when there isn’t a major order to stop them 😀 Illuminate attacks when there is a major order to stop them 💀
@TacticalBeard21 күн бұрын
This is super good man. I don’t get to play as much as I like but it’s cool to see what’s been happening
@Turnil32121 күн бұрын
The fight on Martale against the bots is going well.
@ethanrobins654721 күн бұрын
We have a MAJOR PROBLEM since the illuminate attacked the dss went and has remained offline the squids have taken our newest superweapon we need to get it back
@laurentiuanton480621 күн бұрын
when the main forces arrive from Meridia, all planets that we failed to defend will probably fall under their corruption.
@TacoTurkey21 күн бұрын
Bot divers losing the 276845th battle of Lesath while the rest of the players are having fun with the new faction
@Veroxyde21 күн бұрын
pain
@Scarcheeze21 күн бұрын
Automaton slayer here,defending the super earth from bots.
@Downassfoo40821 күн бұрын
Bug divers still trying to take 2.00 decay planets🙄
@sillywilly691921 күн бұрын
Martale has a 0.00% regen rate though👀
@goCanes821 күн бұрын
I think you misspelled the name of my ship! It’s patriot of freedom, not patriod of freedom!
@GalacticWarDataArchive21 күн бұрын
Ah! My apologies, I'll have that fixed up for the next!
@goCanes821 күн бұрын
@ It’s fine! See you on the front diver!
@Fatlumpthe1st19 күн бұрын
1:39 I thought that planet was pronounced like "cease".... Oh dear 🤣
@Flakeytie21 күн бұрын
SES Spears of Perseverance here. Will deploy after super breakfast. Thank you for the news.
@uria367921 күн бұрын
Even with thousands of new recruits, we are still stretched thin
@Arcandime21 күн бұрын
Damn the Illuminate are working double-time
@evanallen17221 күн бұрын
SES Spear of Freedom, reporting. Since completing training just prior to the Festival of Reckoning and joining the fight for democracy, our Helldivers have taken to spilling our enemies' vital fluids with gusto. The information provided in this Data Archive has proven invaluable in ensuring the success of freedom against tyranny, and though all Helldivers owe our lives to Super Earth, a smaller but equally important debt is owed to the intrepid analysts who gather the important data Helldivers need to increase the likelihood of mission success and pave the way for our glorious managed democracy to reach every star. We are deploying Helldivers to face the cowardly squids, where ever they rear their tentacles. For Super Earth!
@xXBIueStarXx21 күн бұрын
I already burned through crates of barrels and ammo and still we are not fast enough! Those squids pop up like mushrooms everywhere. We rly need more firepower down there to burn through the squids.
@SonicShadow21 күн бұрын
3:49 i can see where the extra time needed for the video went
@taudvore25921 күн бұрын
SES Lady of Glory here. Dropped in for the first time on Day 318 on Fenrir III, and so far I’ve been having a great time. This has got to be one of if not the most wholesome community I’ve ever seen in gaming and it’s a pleasure to Liberate the Galaxy with you madlads.
@thathandsomedevil082821 күн бұрын
You'd think they would create more defense mission variety when asking us to do them back to back.
@ssgoko8821 күн бұрын
They are not asking it is an order Face the wall
@Ministry_of_Truth218421 күн бұрын
The Ministry of Truth approves this message
@jasoncross458721 күн бұрын
o7 thanks for the update, may enemies of SUPEREARTH tremble & live the rest if their short lives in fear!
@ilikecheese451821 күн бұрын
SES Flame of Mercy here, unfortunately my super internet has shat the bed and i have been unable to deploy for the past few weeks, keep fighting the good fight in my absence
@essamarram752521 күн бұрын
My first Super Helldive operation was on Liberty Ridge, qnd it went incredibly well
@willywonka39621 күн бұрын
I love this channel
@SirIsaacClarke20 күн бұрын
Senator of the People reporting in. Super Earth was very generous during this Festival of Reckoning. They gifted me three mini nukes on a mission!
@lentrains1521 күн бұрын
W channel great work helldiver!
@ReactiveDeactive21 күн бұрын
We would have won more defenses if that faction wasn’t half baked to fight
@boi731621 күн бұрын
The Illuminates will not reach the wormhole. *THEY SHALL NOT PASS!*
@Fluffythesnail21 күн бұрын
goated channel
@phdbot448321 күн бұрын
Damn these Illuminates! They continue their cowardly attacks while some of us were on vacation for this year's Festival of Reckoning! I must apologize for not diving during the whole week. This year's Festival of Reckoning was spent visiting my grandparents with my family. Our grandpa's just barely holding on, so we're making the most of it before he passes on. In the meantime, we were discussing our battle tactics and achievements, as a week ago I finally got to show them what a difficulty 10 operation was like for their first time. But their first Super Helldive was against the Illuminates, and as we already know, the Harvesters' are Illuminates only heavy unit deployed so far and they still have yet to establish their own mega bases. They'll need to be ready for the day that happens. Grandpa fought hard to drive off the Illuminates from our galaxy, and I must carry on his work to make sure they never set foot in it ever again!
@EclipsePheniox21 күн бұрын
SES Sentinel of Judgement reporting: These squids are up to something. There maybe a pattern to these attacks.
@MaximilienPerry21 күн бұрын
Would be cool if they invaded each other and you had to fight multiple armies on certain planets but most of all would be nice to have on xbox... anytime now
@Ste_zy21 күн бұрын
GUYS I FINALLY GET MY Ps5 SOON AND I CAN FINALLY PLAY HELLDIVERS
@AceOf_Diamonds_21 күн бұрын
1:40 shows how you're having a lot of fun making these, as well 😂
@KiwiSpartan0117 күн бұрын
SES Knight of Destruction returning to duty. Now renamed "Flames of Destruction" Currently operating on Menkent
@corrupted798321 күн бұрын
Loved that I stayed up late last night to defend Liberty Ridge from those Squids, FOR DEMOCRACY.
@hamsterman42920 күн бұрын
SES Princess of Freedom reporting: The squids have proven incredibly difficult for our solo operatives to handle, while we can crush the tin cans on level 8 missions with ease we have trouble with even level 6 missions against the squids and face continual losses. Any advice from fellow solo diver ships would be much appreciated.
@Val-Off-Topic21 күн бұрын
At this point, how many battles have there been on Erata Prime?
@darmug19 күн бұрын
Or Estanu
@therandomcommenter662917 күн бұрын
How many battles have there been in France or Germany or Spain how about the baltics?
@mrbluea2320 күн бұрын
When will the DSS be back up and running?
@Kaiser0hmega21 күн бұрын
SES Titan of Conquest receiving mission updates. Following the Spirit of Reckoning, we shall embark on our next operation. Liberty speed your progress, fellow Helldivers!
@marvinnovilla491821 күн бұрын
Sea Ass succesfully defended
@something-y3h21 күн бұрын
Please continue to upload, I was granted leave for a while but need to maintain knowledge of what's going on out there so when I return I don't have to get my bearings.
@cykablyat549721 күн бұрын
SES Arbiter of wrath reporting, squid deployment has been successful. Super helldives easy so far with lack of true armor on the squid front. Squad currently outputting dives at 14 minute average, will continue to pummel the squids for the major order and democracy. 🦅 Helldiver 1149 streak: 15 Recommended loadout: Armor: Drip 💧 Primary: Crossbow Secondary: Revolver Grenade: Incendiary Impact Stratagems: Machine gun, guard dog, eagle 500, orbital laser Squad boosters: Supply, Stamina, crack stim, extract pilot
@SoBeast2721 күн бұрын
From the beginning of the War too now, The Dawn of Courage will continue on for Liberty!
@albertosalazar544221 күн бұрын
gratz to small squad that was pushing shelt to 100% =b
@LordRazer321 күн бұрын
Dudes trying to make me crash my FRV this morning! Off to great start of the day.
@Nomadickiller21 күн бұрын
people need to start spreading out you don't need over 70,000 on one planet need to start taking multiple planets at once
@christianroos626021 күн бұрын
Hope everyone had a good festival of reckoning 💖
@ZYBEXUS21 күн бұрын
SES Aegis of Equality I'm sad that liberation of Shelt wasn't mentioned. We achieved liberation with such a small precent of Helldivers. Although bit sad, I wanna say, that Martale in the Andromeda sector is free to take without any reinforcements from Cyberstan. The Planet is cut off and cannot be supported (Literally 0% planetary control per hour from Automatons)
@Charazardboi21 күн бұрын
Ses Ranger of war helldiver reporting in the squids have been a pain especially those Damm flying ones
@darkothemapper182621 күн бұрын
Me and my brother joined as New helldivers 2 days ago when we got ourselfs ps5.
@samueltrusik325121 күн бұрын
We could greatly use a high degree of coordination. Where is the DSS?
@gilbertomartinez657920 күн бұрын
Currently I'm in Liberty Ridge defending Freedom and Prosperity. I can only promise you something: Democracy's foes will pay their transgressions.
@somerandomguyfromthebeyond182121 күн бұрын
Pride of eternity calling in, were being run ragged keeping those squids off our planets but every succesful defence is on more step to understanding the abominable process the squids use to create the voteless, hope they also find a way to put them out of there misery on mass
@dutchdummy127421 күн бұрын
SES Hammer of the Stars, reporting in. Joyous greetings from our ship, we celebrated the festival of reckoning together with other helldivers. Our lead helldiver reached the supreme rank of super private, and we feel honoured to have such an experienced hand on deck. As a quick battlefield tip, did you know that orbital gas strikes can destroy squid warp ships, beside creating complete chaos within their ranks. It also gives the voteless a chance to fight for super earth again among themselves. Happy holidays helldivers
@iicwright21 күн бұрын
We beat liberty ridge. The planet after in the meridian was brutal. I could not stay alive
@Chloroxite21 күн бұрын
...So you mean to tell me... we turned a planet into a terminid super colony... and then we tried to destroy it, but accidentally sent it through a wormhole to god knows where???? Im- Im sure this won't come back to bite us in the ass..
@therandomcommenter662917 күн бұрын
Yeah there's totally not going to be like an entire galaxy full of terminids just you know in Alpha Centauri or something
@tolerancegrid870120 күн бұрын
we need to work with the machines we have no other choice call it treason whatever we need to end this war one way or another.
@625Angel21 күн бұрын
Glad to see more then just me want to push the bots back.
@TheCourtJack21 күн бұрын
SES Executor of the People reporting, Back in operation after major damage from the creation of the Merida wormhole and democratic executions of traitors on Malevelon Creek. With new black hole resistant armor and treason resistant crew, we are back to teach bugs, bots and squids lessons in democracy!
@viniciusdasilva705221 күн бұрын
Very good video👍
@angelobronte602921 күн бұрын
That bit was great😂
@qrow772521 күн бұрын
I can’t believe it’s not a black hole, hope something like the bug super hive world doesn’t come back with evolved bugs
@lion825421 күн бұрын
How many of you, for helldivers 2 game of the year on steam award ? Soldier do you part o7
@WillHanns21 күн бұрын
0:08 DAME !!!!!!!!
@WeenieHutJuniors7521 күн бұрын
SES Gauntlet of the People, reporting. Another top shelf report, Defender of Freedom! Getting to hear that liberty inspiring song added festive joy to the situational awareness you are famous for providing!
@superiorbear638219 күн бұрын
Where can I find the music with that tone
@echoalpha993521 күн бұрын
Still waiting on the SEAF Army squad deploy strategem. And no I don't think the SEAF are just cannon fodder at least the SEAF Army. Why do I have a feeling that the squid's are trying to push to super earth. Looking at it from a development standpoint they where testing city combat and are probably trying to time it just right to have super earth come under attack
@Dovwah21 күн бұрын
The Seaass system XD
@LightingbladeShen20 күн бұрын
"as some uninformed have believed" Quite telling there, SE high command...wasn't it SE themselves saying "the Black Hole is just a black hole?" Hmm... oh well, time to spill some Ink. VERA LIBERTAS
@SSGTWinters21 күн бұрын
SES Patriot of Patriotism reporting in, defending liberty ridge unfortunately taking trivial tasks as current assignments have me teaching rookies, 3 new divers for the cause.
@user-zp4ge3yp2o21 күн бұрын
SES Fist of Family Values reporting, which button makes this thing go?