Favorite Lines

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[@SkyBlueDevilsNest]

Crowley: "This isn't Wallstreet, this is Hell! WE have a little something called INTEGRITY!" also Crowley: "I DESERVE TO BE LOVED!"

[@SnowmanInABlizzard]

Or better yet, the blooper: "This isn't Wallstreet, this is Hell! WE have a little something called F*ck! That's not what we have."

[@iuffcgpuu]

"THEY ATE MY TAILOR!" will always be my favourite line from anything ever lol

[@Jackie-McCann]

I have two favorite Crowley lines: “How about you DON’T MISS, OKAY?! _MORONS!”_ and “They burnt down my house! THEY ATE MY TAILOR!”

[@emiljakobsen8790]

I know I am a year late but how about: "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HUMAN"!!

[@moviestalker2134]

u'r good.but im Crowley

[@popularloneronyx2924]

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with. -Crowley

[@lewlavabra6811]

THIS. This one. This one is probably in my top five XD

[@Divhreaza]

YEEESSS!!! Also, I love this one: "This isn't Wallstreet, this is Hell. We have a little something called 'Integrity'."

[@jessicathomas4978]

PopularLoner Onyx "help me, help you, help ourselves" Crowley

[@cerealkiller4121]

Jessica Thomas your a beautiful woman 😍

[@elisadorival5426]

Omg yes !!! When Mark Sheppard asked the girl which one of his lines were her favorite, I automatically thought of this one haha

[@Abigail-ri9iz]

My favorite is "Without your powers you're basically just a baby in a trenchcoat!" "..." "I think you hurt his feelings"

[@LoreCatan]

@millsy paranormal oh wow, I didn't know that, that's awesome xD

[@kevsdigitalartsmore3743]

Abb Marie actually this scene and lines were improv. Misha forgot his lines so when he didn’t say anything Jared improved: “I think you hurt his feelings”

[@haleigh.ray.0314]

There will be no cuter moment in Supernatural than when Sam had a depressed and helpless look on his face as he said four simple words, "I lost my shoe..."

[@jadebot800]

"This is my voice mail... Make your voice... A mail." - Castiel's voice mail

[@taniapreston1160]

I reckon most of castiel lines are funny. I love hey a$$butt. Haha!

[@duality5207]

"If the Pizza Man truly loves this babysitter... Why is he slapping her rear?... Maybe she's done something wrong." -Castiel 🔝 favorite Line

[@ulireinhart1887]

Autumn's Amulet “great now he’s got a boner”

[@milkie7278]

mine is 'you were stupid for the right reasons' and 'eat me...NO wait you actually might' also 'i have the kielbasa you ordered'

[@hunterkai6772]

"i learned it from the pizza man"

[@fakechloe207]

Dean: Cass get out of my ass

[@bookbutterfly6613]

Hema Doha I was never in your-

[@makolff5737]

"snap the necks, cash the checks, its what i do."

[@Coreokie]

Which season is that from?

[@BlueEyedBabe03]

"The Devil in the Details" s11e10.

[@Coreokie]

BlueEyedBabe03 Cheers

[@Persholm1]

"... it's what I'd do."

[@kathi4089]

"He said Shut Up to me" - Lucifer

[@coramarceau9214]

i loved it when he was begging for sammy to talk to him cause he was board

[@chronic_chiari_warrior7481]

Yes

[@Wolvesrule38]

Lets see. 'I'm batman.' 'Yeah... you're batman.' -- Then there's.. 'I found a liquor store. And drank it.'

[@KatieVanHelsing]

To this day, there will never be as cute a Sam moment as "I lost my shoe"

[@jasongiovagnoli731]

KatieVanHelsing I like nougat is a close second

[@ElBreaksLoose222]

The moment where he breaks into the wrong guy’s office and avoids getting arrested just by being cute is up there though

[@shaimawahab9822]

@@ElBreaksLoose222 Hey, can you remind me what episode was that? Sam discovering "Wait.. there's no such things as unicorns?" and sitting down disappointed was pretty close up there too.

[@leahlucatero6799]

Shaima Wahab Season 3 episode 4 , @ 16:30

[@oliviafarry5283]

Oh and obviously the “he who hesitates, disintegrates!” *snaps fingers*

[@greeniejoey]

Dean: "I killed Hitler." Jody: "Thank you?" Dean: "You're welcome."

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Hahah! I loved that!

[@reyelkhaert]

Sam: "I won't fit!" Dean: "I bet that's the first time you've ever said that!" Sam: "..."

[@tnight3094]

Kylee Rather a lot of talk from the guy wearing underoos 😂

[@Hallofang]

My favorite and gives me chills every time. "Hello, Boys"

[@shaimawahab9822]

The "Good bye boys" hurt me more than I could have possibly imagined.

[@stephaniejohnson1381]

Sam: "just try to calm down" Dean: "Just try to shut up"

[@caitlinsloan2475]

I can see the difference between Jared and Sam, and Jensen and Dean, but Jim Beaver is SO Bobby, their personalities are so similar

[@danarenee6088]

Caitlin Sloan he really is!! Because sam and dean are tortured and serious and always have really intense feelings. But Jared and Jensen are so light and happy. But yeah, Jim’s mannerisms are SO Bobby like. Or i guess it’d be the other way around lol

[@kalapiziks7561]

I love Supernatural and I even have friends that call me "Bobby" (I'm the grouchy old person who knows all kinds of weird stuff), but it's still hard for me not to think "Maybe Drew Thompson should have hidden in Soiux Falls instead of Harlan county." Beaver was the most subtle bad ass in Justified.

[@jadebot800]

"FIGHT THE FAIRIES, YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES"

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Funniest Sam line that I can think of: " I've got...genital herpes" XD Still cracks me up! Funny Cas line: " This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"

[@rainbousquet5573]

Kiara Animefan My favorite cas line is "I found a liquor store and I drank it"

[@lionheart6601]

I like the one part in "yellow fever" where Dean picks up the flashlight instead of a gun and says something like " I'll carry the flashlight.

[@heckylmylove]

@@lionheart6601 He says I'll man the flashlight and I love it!!!

[@Quickfire412]

One of my favorite lines is "I hope your apple pie is fricken worth it."

[@Ninibug8325]

Just restarted the series, watched that episode last night 😂

[@irinabryukhanova3731]

Which episode was that? :D

[@muhmedshnin7399]

@@irinabryukhanova3731 it's was season 1 episode 11

[@kjperc3939]

YES! That is like my favorite Dean line

[@aaronseddon1465]

@@Ninibug8325 Me too 😂😂

[@lizdaley8803]

LOL "PUDDDDING!!!" will be remembered forever

[@meg2060]

Rebecca Parkington PUDDING OMG I LITERALLY HAD TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES FROM LAUGHING 😂

[@crypticferret3898]

Rebecca Parkington Yes

[@dylancole1910]

I'm so surprised that that line was supposed to be Sam's it is a Dean line😂

[@ofeliasera9996]

my fave line ever will forever be: "it actually means 'you breed with the mouth of a goat' .. it's funnier in Enochian."

[@nikkiwilliams4275]

'Well Boohoo I'm sorry your feelings are hurt princess' 'I learned that from the pizza man'

[@harleyquinn975]

"I'm batman" " save your brother and my unicorn" "I learned that from the pizza man" "you're polish?" "dad went on a hunting trip and he hasn't been back in a few days" "Cass we talked about this, personal space" "Sam Winchester cries his way through sex" "Sam Winchester wears makeup" "Sam winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up... okay enough!” "I found I liquor store.... and I drank it"

[@MARYWTHER]

"FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES"

[@mishapenmoonmoth]

“Lucifer you’re my brother and I love you, but you are one great big bag of dicks”

[@islacloud]

(dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days)

[@ulireinhart1887]

“I found a liquor store..... and I drank it” was one of my favorites

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

context matters.

[@Canadia_Valentine]

"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill you!" -Dean Winchester

[@frogpillow8880]

Canadia Valentine fudge off

[@dylancole1910]

One of my top favorite lines😂

[@marymartindale884]

I love that line

[@bussyonfleek3639]

"you don't know what its like to be human" -crowely

[@20systemnation82]

That one's my favorite line

[@theblacksmith5569]

Two of my favorite Crowley lines would have to be when talking to Bobby and Sam. Bobby: "Why did you have to kiss me?" Crowley: "Why did you have to use tongue?" And...Crowley: "Stop being such a tease, Samantha".

[@mollieosinga6691]

The Blacksmith Actually, Bobby said "Why did you take a picture?"

[@mollyquinney5243]

"I'm ready to die. I'm ready to watch the people I love die, but I'm not ready to be your bitch." LOVE THAT ONE

[@rachellynncross6697]

"Rise and shine, Sammy!" "Dude, *Asia* ?" "You love this song and you *know* it." "Yeah, and if I ever hear it again, I'm gonna kill myself."

[@joliecravy5513]

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS

[@ellahutchins1169]

Rachel Lynn Cross that episode made me so frustrated

[@christopherfracchione2194]

YES SO MUCH YES

[@rupkathabanerjee5461]

Sam cut it out, Sam, Sam. You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish. Sam Winchester wears makeup

[@kyrball]

@@rupkathabanerjee5461 sam winchester cries his way through sex. sam winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and in the morning- okay that's enough

[@allieyeats758]

My fave Misha line is from Scoobynatural. "I'm back from Syria with fruit from the Tree of Life. The tree was surrounded by a pack of djinn. I killed most of them and bartered with the rest. I think I'm technically married to their queen now."

[@jessicabrent6454]

"That is not true. I once deceived AND betrayed both you and your brother." - Castiel Favourite Line

[@matheusrouleau8391]

Sam: "So you're telling me that a transformer wrote this? (something like that... it cracked me up! ) Dean: the transformer is Megatron... Sam: What??? Dean:MEGATRON! Cas: METHATRON

[@cjhs2006]

I Love it When Bobby Says”Idjits”,&,”Balls”Because it Kinda Evens Out With His Wise Words Like”Family Don’t End in Blood”

[@DBSites]

Now I'm a little disappointed that they didn't use Jensen's line from "Baby": "Get out of my car."

[@NinjaLeafSakura1]

I’m pretty sure some writer will put that in their fanfic! XD

[@DBSites]

@@NinjaLeafSakura1 Very likely. Wouldn’t blame ‘em. That would’ve been iconic.

[@blanket9179]

My favorite Crowley line Crowley: You’re good *stabs demon* Crowley: But I’m Crowley

[@Canadia_Valentine]

"If the pizza man truely loves the babysitter, then why's he slapping her on the rear?"-Castiel (most iconic quote)

[@jessecosta9483]

Canadia Valentine perhaps she’s done something wrong! Bahahahah

[@katiebrooke9040]

my favorite line is the one at the end of season 5 the final episode the end of it where Sam becomes possessed by Lucifer and he's fighting Dean and Dean says I'm here for you Sammie I'm here I'm here I'm not gonna leave you. I don't know why that is I have watched it so much I know it by heart.

[@natalies2576]

My favorite is... Cop: "What makes you so special?" Dean: "I like to think its my perky nipples."

[@frogpillow8880]

Natalie Soeder love that line!!

[@jessecosta9483]

Ohh man season 1! Throwing it back!

[@o0Avalon0o]

Dang

[@sbcd7808]

Cop: Is there anything about you that's real? Dean: My boobs.

[@nathalieseveile240]

"Well as faith would have it I adopted two boys and they grew up great. They grew up heroes, so you can go to HELL!" Is my favourite line from the show. That whole episode has me in tears everytime I watch it.

[@Julie21ization]

My favorite line that Crowley ever said is: "No one in the history of torture has been tortured with the torture you'd be tortured with."

[@remakethestars2683]

❝I can't live on rabbit food. I'm a warrior!❞

[@-leezha-]

"So get this" SAM PLEASE WE GOT THIS

[@skewedpriorities1857]

Leezha I haven't heard it in recent seasons 😭😭

[@saraha4262]

leezha according to lore

[@artemisolympus5772]

My favorite one of deans lines is "And you. Your gassy. You eat half a burrito but you become toxic."

[@dylancole1910]

That was a blooper, but I agree still funny

[@NourMohamed-um4hm]

Dylan Cole it wasn’t a blooper I saw it in the episode it was a real scene

[@TigerWolf111]

Loved the video, disappointed Jensen never said "Saving people, hunting things, the family business" though, but still loved the ones they picked. :3

[@puppetjames8932]

They've answered this question so many times, especially J2, so that has actually been Jensen's answer once. I think it was during a Nerd HQ, but I'm not sure. I'm glad they picked these two versions, though, probably because they had so many lines to throw back, not just one or two each.

[@saragrant9749]

I still love “driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”

[@HoodieHorizon]

“I like him. He says okie dokie”

[@celiboo]

I got confused for one second when Rob said "I'm the prophet Chuck" in the beginning of the video. I've gotten used to him being god lmfao

[@alealfaro9264]

Celina Burkhardt oh fuck, I just spoiled myself 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@skewedpriorities1857]

Ale Alfaro I'm so sorry ouch

[@jessecosta9483]

Ale Alfaro hahahahaha doh! It’s alright man. It’ll still should have been amazing to watch chuck be god

[@Tea-uo7ev]

''My mother could be watching this!''

[@ellanolan7884]

One of my favorite lines that Cas has said was “this isn’t funny dean! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes!!” And “I learned that from the pizza guy.” And “hey assbutt” 😂😂😂

[@taniapreston1160]

Yeah my is a$$butt too.

[@chaoticlucy6005]

Dear Chuck Jared and Jensen wear a lot of flannel 😂

[@hunterkai6772]

it's part of the job, you put on that flannel, pick up that gun and shoot some monsters.

[@tunes12569]

I like when Crowley said something about torturing

[@maggiecollins3571]

YAAAS! I LOVE that line!

[@kasala965]

Playfulpanthress What episode was it? 😊

[@candicemartin2649]

Naima Tasnim 9x21 “King of the Damned”.

[@natl5692]

Bobby : "do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?" Or : "where you ever nice? -1985, worst year of my life"

[@jesusv1992doctorwhofan]

I love "you kill those fairies kill the fairies "

[@frogpillow8880]

Jesus Valdivia "fight the fairies!"

[@nausherwanmalik8419]

Fight the fairies!

[@Larrysbride]

"Saving people, hunting things, the family business!"

[@matheusrouleau8391]

I was on a bender I found a liquor store... and I drank it... Not me, not you... Sam, of course, is an abbomination... Pull my finger

[@bethchaney9922]

dean's line.........driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

[@princeash4339]

I think you angered my sandwich Are we really going to kill this teddy bear

[@coramarceau9214]

i dont want some flamming pissed off teddy on our hands

[@alywood89]

How about the one that started this whole thing? "Dad's on a hunting trip and hasn't been home in a few days."

[@isyssloucks3665]

"Son of a bitch" "Narcissistic personality disorder... okay now I think I have this one" "Remember he who hesitates disintegrates"

[@Labinzel]

My favorite underrated Lucifer line is: "A fiddle of gold against your soul says I'm better than you..."

[@JackieNoBones]

"I lost my shoe..."

[@ashmoriarty3850]

I was so excited when I got this notification. My dog Castiel was less enthused as I haven't slept yet tonight because I've been on the Internet all night and he wants to go to bed lol

[@ashmoriarty3850]

im a potato who loves toast I do :) He's a black and white lab. He's got a marking on his chest that kind of looks like Castiel's shirt collar.

[@breeyana91491]

my favorite supernatural line was driver picks the music and shot gun shuts his cake hole

[@lewlavabra6811]

A lot of my favorites are already included in the vid but... "It was night, and now it's day !" "You don't know what it's like to be *human*" "Where's the pie ? You forgot the pie !" "I got cake... Close enough" "You think you're funny ?" "I think I'm adorable" "No one in the history of torture has been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with" "You're the one who pizza-rolled Tinkerbell, I'm just doing the math" "I look like a freaking soccer-mom !" "You look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed stripper" Cas : *sneezes* - Crowley : "Bless you" "Ha ! Turns out I did shoot the deputy" "So we lie" "Why ?" "Because, that's how you become president" "So innocent people died so you could buy yourself some time ?" "Hi I'm Meg, I'm a demon" (and basically every single line from Meg n°2) (also every single line from Death bc fuck yeah)

[@PBMets41]

Lewlav Abra how about Dean saying see ya Snooks

[@ap.llocreed]

"No one in the history of torture has been tortured like the torture you're about to be tortured with." -Crowley (or something along those lines)

[@kitsunechibiko]

"Fiddle of gold against your soul says I'm better than you..."

[@saradsesposito8257]

"You're bossy. And short" that's totally what Jared would say to Jensen

[@Kalvain14]

Dean: "I'm Batman."

[@wywardmoose]

Thank you for putting videos like these together. I know how time consuming and frustrating it can be at times, and your pieces come out great! Many of us appreciate your work!

[@bellar947]

I like the one the girl said, "dont u dare think that there is anything, past or present that i would put in front of u" I also like the "family dont end in blood" one

[@randomgooberness]

"I lost a shoe..." I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE FIRST SN REFERENCE I EVER HEARD WAS ABOUT THAT DAMN SHOE AND I WAS ONLY LIKE 11 YEARS OLD AND FIVE YEARS LATER HERE I AM FINALLY WATCHING THIS STUPID SHOW AND I LOVE IT

[@CazM]

I was at JIB 2016 and I have to say Richard pours everything into his con appearances, I got into a rather heated debate with his at the cocktail party about NC BBQ vs. TN (where he's from). he and Rob were so enthusiastic and engaging and happy during the con, they made it so great!

[@deadbeatqueer]

mine is and always will be "Aint no body killing me in my house but me" by Bobby and i think thats something to live by.

[@callmehailsbails7205]

You can tell that they say certain things to get the crowd excited.

[@jessecosta9483]

Mendes__baby thinking the same. You gotta think... they do these A LOT. They’ve heard all these questions a ton... they gotta act like that to boost crowd moral etc.

[@pistachiostars]

“What kind of house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks” has to be my favourite Sam line lmao. That or “metatron ? You’re saying a TRANSFORMER wrote this??”

[@oliviafarry5283]

“You’re good, but I’m crowley”😂

[@hortz8867]

"He who hesitates...disintegrates!" best line

[@skewedpriorities1857]

I FORGOT ABOUT "snapping necks and cashing checks" ❤️I love Mark pelligrino wow (even more for saying torturing Sam was his favorite stuff) 😂😂

[@Rehabcycles]

Im glad someone said it..."GOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!"

[@jodierayner2377]

*Dean* "I'M BATMAN" (my fav line from Dean)

[@mijakunicka870]

ok but what about "jerk" and "bitch"?!

[@meg2060]

Míja Kunická YES.

[@crypticferret3898]

Míja Kunická one of my favorite lines

[@matheusrouleau8391]

You look horrible! It's because I was hit by a mini van, Chuck!!!

[@VinnyG_Music]

No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with If the Pizza Man truly loves this babysitter why is he slapping her rear? Maybe she's done something wrong. You're good... But I'm Crowley. Did you have protection? I had my angel blade You're gonna do that thing where you shut up and never talk again You don't know what its like to be human! Those who hesitate.... Disintegrate or did Jophiel explode himself?

[@Rainieize]

Family don't end in blood! Monsters I get, people are crazy Hello boys! Where's your Moose He told me to shut up

[@thestressbus5139]

My favorite line so far: Dean: We’re humans. And when we want something really, really bad, we lie. Castiel: Why? Dean: Because… that’s how you become president.

[@Breadothy]

My favorite Crowley line is: "you could cling to six decades of homophobia or just give it up" I also seriously want to ask if Crowley had a crush on Dean because he KEEPS FLIRTING WITH HIM.

[@blueapple7988]

“These tacos taste funny to you?” -one of my fav lines 😂. That and: “He who hesitates-“ **snaps fingers** “-disintegrates” But there are so many great lines it’s hard to pick favourites

[@auntysnixx033]

I love the lines Sam: Jerk Dean:Bitch and I love the lines when Dean says I'm Batman, Son OF A Bitch, and That Was Scary

[@karajones106]

My school did the play Matchmaker and the character Barnaby says pudding and every time it was said I had to restrain myself from laughing because I could just hear Dean saying it my head

[@scottnoble5320]

In 7x6 Dean & Sam are driving down the road and Dean is pissed about Baby "on lock down", then he says my personal favorite "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." #SwayzeAlwaysGetsAPass

[@yasmine4310]

"long time no spoon" -Lucifer

[@fullmetalfalcon03]

You gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern! You gotta send him into the light!- Ghostfacers

[@lanzhansforeheadribbon9003]

Meg: "Go save your brother... and my unicorn." Castiel: "You know, this world, this sad, doomed little world, it needs you. *It needs every last Winchester it can get and I won't let you die, I won't let any of you sacrifice yourselves. You mean too much to me, to everything* ." "I learned that from the Pizza Man." never gets old.

[@isabellamontana6992]

“Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies!”

[@greeneyedbookworm870]

OMG BUT BOBBY'S LAST WORD BEFORE HE DIED WAS "IDJITS"

[@lauradufresne6628]

My favorite Dean quote: a wise man once said family don't end in blood. But it don't start there either. Family cares about you. Not what you can do for them. Family's there, through the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even if it hurts . That's family

[@breemeyers872]

Thank you for all of your video edits!! :)

[@matheusrouleau8391]

I was abducted and you're banging Patchouli? I don't think she smells that bad.

[@marshavoiers327]

Kill the fairies Sam.... Is one of my favorites as well as That was Scary. To see big bad Dean afraid of a little fairy and a cat. Too funny.

[@Serenity113]

"Family don't end with blood". That line has always stuck with me ever since I heard Bobby say it in season 3.

[@jupiter250]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HEY! ASSBUT

[@ashreya431]

linny the foxx IKR THATS MY FAVORITE

[@kyliegrant5518]

Cause that's Misha's line

[@stal_go_brrr]

I have found "Hey, Assbutt" on a 10 min loop

[@YanieSicard]

'I'll mend the flashlight' is one of my favorites