Man, the Khuzait series is by far the most hilarious one. I guess the looting and killing has added some insanity and fun to your commentary
@masteretainturmakan4 жыл бұрын
I think your Vlandian character should have some Don Quixote-esque qualities, in that he's so dedicated to his chivalry he's seen as kind of a weirdo by everyone else
@ithoughtshewas184 жыл бұрын
Not to forget his loyal squire ☺ Just them against the world.
@christopherx45474 жыл бұрын
Really wasn’t expecting the Ed buttered toast impression
@skeletalobserver4064 жыл бұрын
Taking prisoners be like: clickety clack, get in the sack
@indianasquatchunters4 жыл бұрын
Clippity cloppity now you’re my property.
@theretardintheattic84994 жыл бұрын
Clickity Clackity get in my Sackity
@auramoonlight69784 жыл бұрын
Who else here besides me can't wait until this game comes to consoles specifically Xbox series X?
@greyskull25644 жыл бұрын
I mean think of the load up time though
@andreas88504 жыл бұрын
I prefer ps4. but i cant wait too
@trevorcole63604 жыл бұрын
you will never play this on console. you silly console players are not worthy of more than 60 frames. pft
@comradecommissar3114 жыл бұрын
This is a pc game the menus and the combat would feel way too awkward on console. You can built a pretty decent pc for the price of the new Xbox and with all the halo games coming to pc I don’t see any reason to own the new Xbox.
@lordyguy7274 жыл бұрын
Oh no you don't first tsushima needs to come on PC
@BulletTheEnforcer4 жыл бұрын
The cheeks of Timüjin carry the fate of an entire nation upon them. He does not have time for the “smiley”, “floppy” rituals of Blag the “Forest Person.”
@gayanudugampola89734 жыл бұрын
Make a valdian based off Joan of Arc. The narrator can be a soldier in her army.
@sfckrbec4 жыл бұрын
Male son: Galbadrakh goes by Gali, leader of the Hu band, a mongolian heavy metal group.
@anthonyromanelli13924 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is a Mongolian heavy metal band led by a guy named Galbadrakh is the most badass thing I’ve heard today
@lightningguardian3314 жыл бұрын
Anthony Romanelli Yes it’s roughly translates to raging fire.
@BroganCoovert344 жыл бұрын
I love this KZbinr and this series KEEP IT UP this was one of your best videos love your vids
@brodyturner40484 жыл бұрын
You should have a slave army made of all the prisoners you get where you use them recklessly
@maheshpentapati98754 жыл бұрын
Your archery and glave skills are amazing and your horse archers were amazing
@gayanudugampola89734 жыл бұрын
Since your playing mongol counterparts don't care about there being no challenge. Just keep destroying your enemies no matter how weak or "strong".
@omidsahraeian72764 жыл бұрын
Finnaly my favorite gaming series on KZbin, plz start a Civil War
@LaterInTheDayGames4 жыл бұрын
You have made me literally laugh out loud and people have looked at me like I'm crazy
@itz_david73724 жыл бұрын
I been waiting for this one, we need more khan
@alexanderdubstepcek54794 жыл бұрын
catching up on missed episodes. you were on fire in this one!!!!
@aliteralmosquito.74504 жыл бұрын
I khannot stand these puns, no more, mercy m’lord.
@captainrex49864 жыл бұрын
Hey Surreal, I was looking at some mods for Bannerlord, and I was thinking you could use the distinguished service mod for your Vlandian campaign to form a party like the knights of the round table.
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, that's brilliant.
@deathofchanel85684 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs can second this, i use it for my imperial and its great and stable! hasn't crashed once on 1.4.3 b which is rare with 90% of mods not being updated
@captainrex49864 жыл бұрын
@SurrealBeliefs Yeah, I was looking for a way to make custom companions and this came up. When a tier 4,5, or 6 unit gets X number of kills, you can choose if you want them to join your party as a companion, and if they die, you can sell their equipment or send it to their families. For the Vlandian campaign, I would suggest giving their equipment to their families because you gain a lot of honor.
@piratczvojtapopovics4 жыл бұрын
"You know what temujin had to go through to get here!? He killed so many Blags!" Me: Oooh we're walkin on thin fuckin' ice...
@someirishguy16624 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a Kenshi mod so badly for this game, it would be so seemless
@edgychico93114 жыл бұрын
You don't clack the sacks, you smack the sacks of you're enemies you've conquering you've own the lands.
@noahfernandez80194 жыл бұрын
19:26 I laughed so hard🤣😂
@noahfernandez80194 жыл бұрын
another amazing video ❤️
@cohwyn73184 жыл бұрын
is it bad i like your videos before even watching them fully because i already know i’m gonna love them
@jasperpike84504 жыл бұрын
When surreal raids a village "Hicery Hok I'll take your entire stock"
@oterator28614 жыл бұрын
34:49 - "Settlement owner changed: New owner of Urikskala castle is Temujin" that one poped from back when you mysteriously paid 90k denars. that's probably why you lost them, as a mercenary you were forced to pay for the settlement, you had a castle for the whole time...
@tmnexus38534 жыл бұрын
Yeeeessss 3 am in the uk but worth the wait
@BlackArrow77144 жыл бұрын
Just a small town Khan! Living in a raiding world! He took the golden horde anywhere! Peasants screaming! Don't stop, raiding! Hold on to that raiding!
@mittensei4 жыл бұрын
I had kind of an interesting idea the other day. What if you were to watch Calradia fall into chaos from an independent city? Then once 1 faction has basically snowballed the map. You try your hand at overthrowing your newfound overlords?
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it would lose some of its interest since we'd have only one enemy to fight the entire time. It would be fun if there were more regional troops to give some variety.
@mittensei4 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs I guess that's fair, I was only thinking of the angles that would make for an extremely uphill campaign.
@TheCakeAway4 жыл бұрын
Maybe an independent city state that takes advantage of alliances and wars to undermine and sabotage enemy snowballing efforts, just like Cu Chulainn did for a time
@GkPhotographic4 жыл бұрын
your funny bro , on fire today , haha shout out from Dublin Eire
@flaunttoes93164 жыл бұрын
@SurrealBeliefs O sagacious Temüjin This sedentary one had a vision of a famous queen of a mythical horse riding horde, Sorgatani a "mongol". I can see no better name for a daughter of the loins of such a sage.
@kanyon65394 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being awesome surreal
@oppenheimer36154 жыл бұрын
You need to sleep more... youre funnier when youre well rested great episode
@danielmezier14994 жыл бұрын
That glitched Khuzait horseman is surrounded with a barrier even the sharpest shafts can't pierce. A wise decision to let him join. A literal meat shield.
@TheCakeAway4 жыл бұрын
The fields and valleys whisper his name Waves crash against the shore like his great anger Lightning strikes through the sky like an arrow fired from the hands of Temujin Scourge of Calradia
@herzenskoenig19824 жыл бұрын
Your joke about raiding the Khuzait by yourself and they'll love you for it, reminds me of that old S/M-Joke. Masochist to the Sadist: "Please, hit me!" Sadist to the Masochist: "No." 😂😛😅
@trudyjoseph26464 жыл бұрын
poor blag he is just being a leader of the forest people
@jasonmackay26044 жыл бұрын
Are we going to be seeing a Subutai character join? Would be a lot cooler if we did. He lead the hordes against Eastern Europe and all...
@MasterOfMyDestiny4 жыл бұрын
Best series ever! CLICKETY CLACK!!!
@trudyjoseph26464 жыл бұрын
32:00 what was that on the lower-right
@ezrahenderson94244 жыл бұрын
Idea for the Vlandian Camp: A noble figure who believes in second chances and therefore uses prisoners rather than recruit guys.
@jeffpurdy25624 жыл бұрын
Let the arrows fly and watch the golden horde ride and burn with the flames of the east Love the series all 3 playthroughs right now are the best ones I've watched in a while keep it up surreal and dont burn yourself out
@epikman72974 жыл бұрын
all: no horse archers are unfair, op its impossible to catch up! khergits: hahah horse archers go brrrr!
@Dabullizer4 жыл бұрын
I like your style, dude
@nickrunyon11294 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Roman to the Sabine women: Clickity clack get in the sack
@Halasaar4 жыл бұрын
Man I think modders can do amazing things I as watching an old series of yours the Elven campaign for warband and it still holds up to me its great that was a mod made for warband correct? If they made something like that for Bannerlord I would lose it! Even a Japanese mod I would lose my mind as well modders get on it or clickety clack and get in the sac!
@ishmeilmathis22184 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking ditch the lance and get more arrows. It's awesome seeing those high speed bow kills. Keep it up!
@jackbarbour95144 жыл бұрын
Alternative slaver sayings "Hippety hoppity now you are property"
@knightrogue59594 жыл бұрын
Hey man huge fan I have suggestion for u. Instead of selling your prisoner all the time why not wait for them to join you. So when u think there is enough prisoners that u want to join u, u go to your castle and join them and put them in your garrison force straight away so it is more protected. Just suggestion keep the great work!!!!
@Randomeness454 жыл бұрын
Hi SurrealBeliefs, how do you do the custom companions do you use an import mod or console commands? I would love to start implementing some into my own campaigns
@aliteralmosquito.74504 жыл бұрын
Jantos he renamed them? Idk
@Sammontfrans4 жыл бұрын
So im also playing with te custom spawns and movement of calradia mods. And my villaes and towns and castles all ave 1K or more defenders. I saw you had te same problem. How did you fix that?
@tyrannicaltypomichaeltester4 жыл бұрын
Also When I told everyone what my favorite TV show currently is..,(Mount and Blade two starring that Great actor Surreal Beliefs ..Some look at me like🤨 others blankly but I did get one.(I'll look for it on Hulu 😂
@manikstudio9694 жыл бұрын
surreal is going insane at a rapid pace
@cohwyn73184 жыл бұрын
4:35 i’ve been loosing like 50k randomly on my main campaign and it’s getting rather annoying
@ΓΕΡΑΣΙΜΟΣΔΡΑΚΑΤΟΣ-π9θ4 жыл бұрын
For your coming up Valandian campaign, I suggest the character of Prince Valiant.
@Raxapheon4 жыл бұрын
Out of context Surreal: "I have to kill a lot of Blags" Oh boy
@shachafkuyumgiski44814 жыл бұрын
Great video, can I ask which computer do you use to play total war/bannerlord?
@remmikins41304 жыл бұрын
For Vlandia, how about emulating Charlemagne, like you have the great Khan in this Campaign, or as the other historical or historicly inspired characters you've portrayed. This could be accompanied by focusing on maintaining a retinue of 12 companions. Your 12 Paladins as it were. Anyway keep up the great content mate!
@Zeus-mc5wy4 жыл бұрын
"Ingalther! I don't know why I like this guy. I'm gonna marry into his family" Then destroy his army
@dewiretnowati87614 жыл бұрын
Nice Video :]
@anoptimate4 жыл бұрын
For Vlandia can you do a really rough and pessimistic merc?
@andrewcrandall28254 жыл бұрын
For Vlandia u should have your character be super religious and defend the king of vlandia and the faith at all cost ,maybe do a crusade for the holy land 😂😂
@e.m.p.33944 жыл бұрын
I'd rather him overthrow him as a mercy to the people. He can be a great person but he would need to take control to help the Vlandian people.
@mandaloriancrusader66994 жыл бұрын
But as you are out there Deus Vult-in' and Crusadin' wild Derthert shows up to f you up the ass because - worst ruler in the game, that is why.
@andrewcrandall28254 жыл бұрын
Aaron B maybe , but I think he should do it peacefully for the vlandia character
@bjorn48684 жыл бұрын
Keep uploading more!
@Onyxtir4 жыл бұрын
The rise to power is coming along so well, put that dirty dog who calls himself Khan in the dirt
@anthonyfisette62394 жыл бұрын
my guy im drunk and tyu did the buitterde toast i cant take it
@ShadowWolfRising4 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking a 'Vlandian' who is Just Big Boss from Metal Gear who got thrown into Calradia.
@hellohowareyou82954 жыл бұрын
did you use some sort of ENB? why does it look so good unlike mine
@mrzerian114 жыл бұрын
Are the mods worth it? Will they break with every new patch? I am reslly interested to have more bandits in the game, so that i don't feel forced to join a faction everytime i want a good battle. Also when there is peacetime in your faction.
@tackydock9904 жыл бұрын
19:30 i thought he said blacks there for a sec
@krishnaparmar57352 жыл бұрын
Are u going to do a vlandian campaign sometime?
@LaterInTheDayGames4 жыл бұрын
Best quote from surrealbeliefs clickety clack get in the sack
@brandonackerman55474 жыл бұрын
Hehehe hahaha I love this character and commentary
@mtsweeney444 жыл бұрын
after the Vlandia campaign, do a bandit lord campaign with the bandit lord mod.
@hidroklorotiazid4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that ronin is part of a group that came to join the khuzait because they are ‘starving’
@ramarionscott31944 жыл бұрын
That ronin was jin sakai ghost of tsushima killer of koton Khan 😂
@philipphelan87124 жыл бұрын
“Clickidy clack get in the sack”
@thetinkerer10214 жыл бұрын
How about a vlandian Outlow Forrest King? :D
@sudinregmi39484 жыл бұрын
So would you have one army with just all khan guard??
@somerandomboi5224 жыл бұрын
Is there a mod that gives khuzaits hawacha?
@olekristiansreide16764 жыл бұрын
Are u gonna play kingdom of arda Mod when (if) it comes out
@Lecutes19904 жыл бұрын
Do you play this on 1.4.2 or the 1.4.3?
@jamaalg99063 жыл бұрын
How are you getting banners without bear my banner mod
@rerek59844 жыл бұрын
When next episode of hector?
@pain52534 жыл бұрын
The Wolf are Back
@patio1234 жыл бұрын
Make your knight character from the south and make the Rhodok kingdoms
@zebtheno29564 жыл бұрын
Nice:)
@zebtheno29564 жыл бұрын
@@unorthodoxy2377 hmmm.. Not if I buy you more Ice-cream :)
@zebtheno29564 жыл бұрын
Muhahahaha
@zebtheno29564 жыл бұрын
Fyre-Kun You bet I would mortal. My powers of eternal Ice-Cream shall be summoned. 🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨
@javionrichardson82644 жыл бұрын
Name her Monkh It means iternal
@benj66704 жыл бұрын
You should name your sons after Genghis' sons. Ögedei, Chagatai, Tolui and Jochi. I'm not sure about the daughters.
@reignpena19274 жыл бұрын
Get more infantry and archers pls
@griffinkelley87854 жыл бұрын
Whenever he said blang(or blag?) it sounded like he was saying black XD "do you know many blacks I've had to kill to get here!" XD it's so wrong but kind of funny
@Jinger4Jesus4 жыл бұрын
Get a follower with a lot of Stewardship and make them your quartermaster. You get an extra spot for another soldier for every 4 Stewardship your quartermaster has. Your wife might have a high Stewardship, so it would be worth checking. Some followers you can find have up to 120, meaning you could add 25 more to your maximum force, if your Stewardship is only 18
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
Can do!
@naraabataa8394 жыл бұрын
In mongolian temujin is Тэмүжин
@StephMcAlea4 жыл бұрын
Historical for me. Or... Middle-Earth. Khuzait = Rhun Aserai = Southron/ Umbar. Southern Empire = Gondor Western Empire = The Elves Northern Empire = Rohan Battania = Mordor Vlandia = Free Peoples The Viking analog whose name j can never remember = Goblins Of course it would need major map, units, weapons, etc overhaul and further nations being added would help.
@SpecForceMarine4 жыл бұрын
Rohan, Gondor, elves are part of the free people, the viking analog you have in mind are the sturgians, which are a mix between vikings and astern europeans, an analog to the kievan rus.
@ianbennett77054 жыл бұрын
you should play One Life in bannerlord
@Hugh_Morris4 жыл бұрын
Son called Attila
@asterioncrowe12614 жыл бұрын
Overly zealous knight with dramatic superhero speech? So All-Might & Monty Python's King Arthur mixed into one then?
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
Yes, exactly.
@brandicorell24934 жыл бұрын
The funny thing with Blag is it sounds like blague, wich means joke in french , this dude is a joke
@bjbilegjargal97974 жыл бұрын
Hello some Mongolian here. Just wanted to remind you that “uukhai” is pronounced “ uuhai” that kh sound is just h but you must say it by your throat.