Don't worry, you're not a High Elf. You may have seen an earlier version of this video up a bit ago. I had to take it down to fix some mic issues that were cropping up. I don't want your viewing experience to be plagued by issues like that. Also if you want to help put food on my table, please check out today's sponsor in the video description! I played the heck out of Persona 5 so I'm excited about Tactica.
@EnderGraff111 ай бұрын
Oh but I am a high elf Surreal.
@Pietro_MS11 ай бұрын
Thanks for reuploading!
@thelagginggamer130911 ай бұрын
I am a High Elf tho
@CrazyxEnigma11 ай бұрын
I can't imagine a fate worse than being a Piss Elf /s.
@braveheart223211 ай бұрын
Did metemalcans series ended already
@wheezuschrist162111 ай бұрын
The reason why that Breton had pointy ears is because Bretons themselves are a result of interbreeding between the native Nedes of Highrock and Direnni Elves. The Nedes who couldn't be ruled over are now better known by their contemporary title, Reachmen. Over generations, human features have become more pronounced. But some Breton lineages possess more elven features than others, particularly in the West.
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Yeah, so we're their daddies.
@wheezuschrist162111 ай бұрын
@SurrealBeliefs Quite literally, kept them as sex slaves for thousands of years. Not even in the top 10 worst things Mer has ever done to Man.
@CrazyxEnigma11 ай бұрын
The Direnni f*cked so many Human women they wiped themselves out... Helluva a way to go. Being a human male peasant during this time period must've sucked ass though.
@placeholdername381811 ай бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefsMore like you share the same distant daddy
@nickpapadopoulos997811 ай бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs pretty much!
@Daniel2220811 ай бұрын
The giga chad elf in the thumbnail lol
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Virgin Bretons.
@Danganraptor10 ай бұрын
Once, I played as a sea Orc over at the Yokudan isles (they start with one island.) Ended up taking most of Yokuda, and giving my second son *the entire kingdom of Daggerfall.* You could imagine the revolts by the Bretons XD
@willprot675211 ай бұрын
"The Blade of Trinimac" might be a good one, bit of a backhanded compliment from Altmer-Orcish relations and views on Malacath-Trinimac. Don't remember the Direnni having any beef with orcs, but it's a decent overall one.
@billychops128011 ай бұрын
After recently learning about the entire history of this universe, I’m not exactly sure we are playing as the good guys
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
You're not wrong.
@curtiswong728011 ай бұрын
The Direnni clan are pretty chill, they leave people alone and are left alone in the lore
@billychops128011 ай бұрын
@@curtiswong7280 my boy, with that pfp I don’t believe anything u say
@curtiswong728011 ай бұрын
@@billychops1280 Is this how you honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
@bmetalfish392811 ай бұрын
the worst intentional thing the direnni clan have done is do war with their neighbors and have casual flings with human servants. worst unintentional thing they did was poorly thought out daedra summoning.
@ravager2-63611 ай бұрын
{Surreal walks in front of a mirror} Human Surreal: 1 series playing as Elves.. Half elf Surreal: 2 series playing as Elves.. Full Ass Elf Surreal: 3 series playing as Elves.. Giga High Elf Surreal:
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
I don't know what's wrong with me.
@ed-b804511 ай бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefsYou're a damn Knife ear now!
@granockss954811 ай бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs Good, good. Do It !!
@Gelch0111 ай бұрын
Oh yes. Yes this will indeed do quite nicely for a spot of evening entertainment. Thank you Surreal, you are quite the gentleman.
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Thank you Gelch!
@CrazyxEnigma11 ай бұрын
12:51 The way cultures work is one of the best things CK3 does and as seen here modders have been able to do a lot with it.
@CrazyxEnigma11 ай бұрын
Not only is the title choice impeccable the Chad High Elf in the background is *chefs kiss* exquisite meme choice.
@neysley11 ай бұрын
May your Ancestors bless you great High Kinlord! My name is Nilor Reuxart, a former knight of King Lywel of Wayrest. Due to an enraging turn of events the grave King stripped me of my titles. I always had an fascination for the Direnni and your great deeds havent gone unnoticed. I hereby humbly offer you my advice: My former King currently is in a weakend state of existence, he only leads command over 700 soldiers. We you to have ambitions on his land, the current time would be optimal to strike. I only wish to serve you now, my High Kinlord, if you will host me
@CrazyxEnigma11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 That bit at the end with the wandering child made me laugh! A whole kingdom filled with Fargoths and Gaenors *shudders* a terrible place, they eat people you know!
@ShadowWolfRising11 ай бұрын
'A Figure walks into the Throne Room shrouded by his hood, he arrives in front of the King, gets on one knee. He lifts up his hood to reveal he is a Maormer.' "Great King of Balfiera, I have come to beseech you for asylum for me and my people. We are under constant threat by the Alinori and require a place where we can live in relative security. In exchange I offer my Counsel, Loyalty, and even Sword should it be required. My name is Alonsus, once a Might Privateer of my People. Let me begin with my thoughts, first of all your idea of a order of Orsimer Knights. That's actually a pretty great idea, indeed I would go a step further and suggest you take the island of Seamount, whose Orsimer have already tried to claim your lands, and give it to one of your new Knights, particularly that incredibly Strong Iron Orc, and give him cultural rights, that way you have a constant supply of Orsimer manpower. Speaking of, you should get your new knights married immediately, despite the Orsimer being Mer they have the same lifespan of the Humans, maybe even marry some of the Balfiera Courtiers to strengthen their bloodline. I see a small nation of Islands just north of Sentinel and South of here, perhaps they might make a good target for expansion, likewise I would actually recommend taking note of any islands West of here for expansion. Indeed look to any lands that are viable for expansion that aren't near the greater powers forming nearby. I also have a bit of an.........unorthodox idea. Perhaps summon some Dremora and hand some lands off to them to see if they will summon more of their kin, we could create another order of Knights not unlike the Orsimer, but Dremora instead. Maybe even use the Dremora for marriages in order to invite outsiders of great Prowess on the battlefield to your court, I know not if this will result in offspring, I know the Daedric Princes have mated with mortals and produced the Demi-Princes but I don't know if the same applies to the Dremora. I'm getting some looks so I think I'll stop there, I take my leave of you My King 'Bows and Leaves.'." -Alonsus of the Maormer
@marcanton535711 ай бұрын
Dagoth Ur tells the truth about the High Elves on Joe Rogan's podcast. Some might call Dagoth Ur anti-Mer, but don't forget he's both a Mer and a God, he WILL shut you down.
@Brendanvio11 ай бұрын
High Kinlord Ancontar, recently crowned King of Balfiera, I present myself as a humble servant of my masters. I am Xan, General of Sentinel, descendant of the Ra Gada, conquerors of Hammerfell. The Kingdom of Sentinel has become wary of your expansion my lord. We wish to know of your intentions and if a threat is posed to our people. And I wish to drive home a warning. We of the Ra Gada, who call Sentinel our home, have dealt with your kind before. Before the fall of Yokuda of old, we warred against your kind for our survival. No elf lived after our swords were finally sheathed. When we conquered our new homeland, we drove all before us, including elf and backwards men. We have friends amongst the Bretons, we have friends amongst the Orsimer. Know this, should any elf set foot on Hammerfell soil, we will fight to the bitter end to drive out the invaders. My lord, we respect your decision either way, but do not doubt the sincerity of our message nor our wishes for a peaceful solution. We are good friends, but a wrathful enemy. May your swords stay sharp. Xan, General of Sentinel (Great choice for a campaign by the way Surreal)
@wolfsxo20911 ай бұрын
Bro seeing this makes me happy cuz High Rock don’t get much love but for Orsinium. After fighting for the Covenant in ESO for years, I can’t wait to see a Direnni Resurgence.
@RyguyK45611 ай бұрын
Thank you for the beautiful video, I really hope you do a full series!
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
We have our goal! We must see it through.
@gre423111 ай бұрын
Your High Kinlordship, I write to you as a humble but experienced former general of the armies of Allinor. I always maintained the opinion that watching over the status of our fellow Mer over the continent would be essential information for future policy. Unfortunately, due to unrelated reasons, a few bothered superiors in the army arranged for to be dishonorably dismissed, leading to my family disowning me out of shame. I now see that the future of our race does not lie within the idle courts, but in the fields of battle. I know you're not one to lead armies into battle, this is why I offer to lead them for you. Not only that, but I will provice my counsel so that you might make the most tactical decisions going forward. As a token of my appreciation and willingness to serve under your authority, I give you this piece of advice. The lives of Men are short and fragile, a single death can shatter a whole alliance, and that's what we must exploit. No matter how much it pains you, you must get your hands dirty and arrange for important people in the region to die, and then invade as they are at their weakest. Your aspiring future Marshall, Elanion Ariel.
@AveragePeon11 ай бұрын
There's a mod that allows you to commission an artifacts in the workshop. Or use a cheat menu. Good video!
@historyafficionado47811 ай бұрын
Finally! It has been years since those first two episodes got posted and vanished into oblivion! I can’t wait!
@matthewwhittall120511 ай бұрын
YO MY MAN GOT A SPONSORSHIP! I know there are people who would say "Sell out" but nah man, you made it, get that sponsorship money.
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Thanks so much! I totally get that too. My rule is to only ever accept sponsorships for games I have played, would play or I know come from trusted sources. You won’t see any Shadow Raid garbage on here.
@Naruku212110 ай бұрын
I did a High Rock playthrough myself. A county in Wayrest, Balfiiera was an early game bully for me, took one of my lands in Koegria and held it for like over a hundred years. By the time I could take back that land I was the King of Wayrest and on my way forming High Rock officially.
@camcam866011 ай бұрын
the thumbnail is top tier 😂😂
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
It felt right.
@camcam866011 ай бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs i would expect nothing less of a legend
@DefinitelyNotBender11 ай бұрын
Damn, this mod is so amazing. I'm really glad you chose this playthrough to do next!!!🤘🏼🤌🏼🔥
@MayhemCause11 ай бұрын
hi dev here, the way you cast destroy walls is you have to be leading the army, and then cast destroy walls on yourself. tooltips will explain it better in some future update lol
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Hey Mayhem -- thanks for letting me know! I had forgotten from the last time I played. I really enjoy the magic system.
@vergilroth11 ай бұрын
'Takes bite of poison apple' 'dies'
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
That's my life story.
@emilianohermosilla399611 ай бұрын
Surreal being cool af as always😉
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
So kind!
@TheSamuraijim8711 ай бұрын
Citizen 1: Heard any news from the other provinces? Citizen 2: I hear that syndicates of wizards have led boycotts of imperial goods, in the land of the altmer. What about you? Citizen 1: I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Citizen 2: loathesome creatures. I stay well clear of them.
@Nephlyte34811 ай бұрын
You’re still the best for those of us that enjoy RP campaigns! Glad to see you back regularly and hope you’re well and taking care of yourself! As an aside, if you haven’t checked it out recently, the Godherja mod continues to get better. That’d be good for an RP campaign, as well.
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Thank you! I need to try it. I might do it this weekend.
@titaniumguy163411 ай бұрын
Lol did not expect a persona sponsor
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
It's a shock for the channel but because of what I play on here, I pretty much only play JRPGs on my PS5, lol.
@danielsantiagourtado343011 ай бұрын
More videos! You're the best man!😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Thanks Daniel! :)
@danielsantiagourtado343011 ай бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs Np
@TheStormfury11 ай бұрын
I remember when Transmute was broken, the magicka didn't scale with the level of the spell, so petty and grand versions cost the same, entirely dependant on if you could cast that high level or not. Made it very easy and boring to develop.
@curtiswong728011 ай бұрын
Excellent stuff, keep the Altmer content coming ^^
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Thanks Curtis!
@granockss954811 ай бұрын
The SUPERIOR high elfes, love it hahah
@Russianninja95611 ай бұрын
Much excite! Keep it up my dude.
@nafewamin133911 ай бұрын
I really hope you make more Elder Kings 2 vids, this one was really fun. Here's a request: Could you play as Tiber Septim? I think that would be really cool :)
@CrazyxEnigma11 ай бұрын
Unless things have changed the only timeline to select for play is hundreds of years before Tiber is even born. There's probably event flags that trigger him to show up if you're game lasts that long as the version of this mod in CK2 had it though he might not be in yet idk.
@sgtstull11 ай бұрын
Great video, very immersive narration
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Thank you kindly!
@ragnarrskulkrew623211 ай бұрын
After downing a bottle of wine for a Friday night in. I have to say this shit is awesome!
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Thanks Ragnar!
@2Scribble11 ай бұрын
Accolade: The Jolliest Green Giant
@nickpapadopoulos997811 ай бұрын
Esteemed High Kinlord of Balfiera, my name is Tiber Avencius and I have heard of your magnificence, I am a member of the mages guild and came here to fill in our boss and esteemed founder Vanus Galerion on the situation in Cyrodiil, and let me tell you, the situation is dire! The Elder Council and Potentate Atrebuss is tearing the entire province, innocent Akaviri men, women and children are being slaughtered in the streets as they are being blamed for assisting the Akaviri Potentates despite the fact the Akaviri Potentates were acting on their own! Also, I would like to inform you High Kinlord our founder requests from you to find him a wife as he has some trouble finding on his own, he would greatly appreciate it you do that for him, I will take my leave to go back to Cyrodiil now, I hope that we meet soon High Kinlord Ancotar, farewell!
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Beautiful start to our comments!
@bigsarge208511 ай бұрын
High Elves, amiright?!
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
You right!
@CrazyxEnigma11 ай бұрын
17:07 What's the founder of the whole Mages Guild doing here? Well if you've got Worm Cultists it makes sense Mannimarco and him are sworn foes if I'm remembering my lore correctly.
@nickpapadopoulos997811 ай бұрын
Yup, your right!
@fietehermans990311 ай бұрын
Is this a reboot of that game you did earlier this year? I’ve been wanting to see more of this mod. Cool that you’re finally playing a steward/scholar character too!
@ed-b804511 ай бұрын
Do you get to the adamantine tower often? Oh, what am i saying, of course you don't.
@michaelselph353011 ай бұрын
1:35 I spaced out for a second and then got really confused. I was like “Damn I don’t remember this part of Altmeri lore”
@JeffTaylor-tr7my11 ай бұрын
Your Grace may I suggest the award for your most heroic Orcish knight to be granted the title of "the Green Hammer". or whatever in game Orcish language means the same. If you ever get an option to get a magic item it would be fit to grant that named item to your honored subject. Sire it would be moot to try and get Orcish subjects to marry your Orcish knights. In fact arranging marriages among your subjects along with matches with carefully chosen out of country options. This can help generate a cadre of loyal vassals to rule the new lands you return to their lawful homes under your Imperial rule. For the magic of the elements and the stars empower your rightful quest to restore the lands and peace of your people.
@gogoshell655311 ай бұрын
What would be awesome is if you did a necromancer and make a necromancer kingdom
@ГригорийГ-ч4н11 ай бұрын
Magnus ne predaval. Those who know, know.
@asweettooth128811 ай бұрын
This is awesome
@Ihavpickle11 ай бұрын
Goofy ah elf
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
pickle goofs.
@KNIGHTMAREMANIAC11 ай бұрын
LET'S GO!
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Time to make High Rock more angular and smug again.
@elliotlatham526411 ай бұрын
For the smaller duchies that are independent, perhaps I would be better to vassalize them through diplomacy now that your a proper king. Avoids needless bloodshed and they will have a better opinion of you.
@anto_951411 ай бұрын
Amazing video. Keep it up!
@joaffle11 ай бұрын
Hopefully your new orc warriors a good enough to become lords I would give them some land if they are good enough specially if they follow your ways
@e.m.p.339411 ай бұрын
Oh God Surreal not the Altmer! You're too cool for bullies!
@troymackay757611 ай бұрын
Does anyone know what mods surrealbeliefs used for the Rome banner lord campaing trying to get that mods
@chriscobb244811 ай бұрын
what happened to the middle earth elves in murkwood ??
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Coming up!
@patrickhildebrandt932811 ай бұрын
Ahh the most racist elves in all of fiction.......I NEED MORE!!!!!
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
LOL! You're not wrong.
@nordicbarbarianswe599211 ай бұрын
is this on newset update ck3?
@valdimarinn11 ай бұрын
❤
@02DarkKnight2111 ай бұрын
Can the dremora fill the councilor spots?
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
Hrm, that's a good question. I suppose it's possible.
@thesmilyguyguy979911 ай бұрын
: )
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
@thesmilyguyguy979911 ай бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs : )
@waikotv713611 ай бұрын
+
@waikotv713611 ай бұрын
This new version is so much clearer, Thanks.
@aidanmeacham199911 ай бұрын
Hmmmm. Elves. Get pelinal on the phone.
@adxlotladiosx419011 ай бұрын
And dlc used in this series?
@SurrealBeliefs11 ай бұрын
I have them all but don't know if any are specifically needed.
@adolfsatan610511 ай бұрын
Seen any elves? Hahaha
@69demon611 ай бұрын
World 🌍 damnation
@79johnJ11 ай бұрын
nice mod, except for the jaundice that is plaguing this world...