Surviving the Apocalypse with Bill Bailey & Richard Ayoade | Gadget Man

Fearing that the world is a dangerous place for Gadget Man, Richard Ayoade tests security devices with Keith Allen and Bill Bailey, including a post-apocalypse survival kit that works at festivals too. To watch the full episode, click here - bit.ly/2SEaFmu
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[@owenelkins102]

Can’t believe the agility of bill jumping on that bunk

[@liamhagan4546]

Honestly gobsmacked at that

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Absolutely unprecedentedly astounded

[@Annie.xx-xx]

Me: he’ll never make it . He’s gonna fall . Bill flys up to the top bunk like a springy 🦘 kangaroo Me: STFU

[@solidgranite8910]

He's taller, thinner and more bendy than you might think

[@martinkadlec6070]

@@solidgranite8910 I hate you, I came here to post the "field notes" 😁

[@eyang4316]

When the IT crew meets the Black books

[@SD-jw3cj]

The sci-fi film they couldn't mention was Star Wars The Force Awakens. The guy who made the Mantis made and operated BB-8.

[@johannesnoordermeer]

I thought the mantis was going to be in the movie. My guess is Dune.

[@HerHollyness]

In case anyone is wondering, this final series of Gadget Man was shown in 2015. The ‘sci fi film’ they were talking about was The Force Awakens and the guy made and operated BB8. I can’t see that Mantis having any use ever though. 1 mph and 2 gallons of fuel for each of those miles? No thanks!

[@berkpick]

"gadge" sounds dirty. I feel like that abbreviation should only be used for naughty gadgets.

[@JasperJanssen]

Most geeks actually mean they want an arsenal of vadge.

[@anouarkrassimovich7481]

everything sounds dirty nowadays. maybe our minds are dirtier.

[@andybeans5790]

"Gadge" is Glaswegian for "bloke" or "dude"

[@benholroyd5221]

@@andybeans5790 And Glaswegians are normally such nicely spoken people. they'd never use any rude words.

[@nicanornunez9787]

Lol 0:16 last decade to make sense to anyone, my sweet summer child.

[@ALightToSeeBy]

“Back in the 1980s, the last decade to make sense to anyone, …” Too true.

[@EricCMarin]

-Soylent, Bill! -My ears are ringing a really loud alarm bell.

[@5cloudwalker]

It would’ve been funny if Bill was there when he got out of the mantis as he was walking beside him all the way

[@SacredNutrino]

Bill bailey is a national treasure

[@HighHoeKermit]

Human slaves! In an insect nation! Ah-ah-ah ah-ah! - Bill Bailey

[@Kowasi]

Spiders are not insects, but, in the war, they will side with the insects.

[@HighHoeKermit]

@@Kowasi To be fair, that thing had 6 legs, not 8.

[@99Plastics]

@@Kowasi damn you got roasted

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

@@Kowasi who talks about spiders but you my friend 😁 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis

[@Kowasi]

@@bennylloyd-willner9667 Jus' tellin it how Mr. Bailey laid it down back in the day. www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Bill-bailey-insect-nation-lyrics …it was a Friday.

[@clemh.fandango4212]

This was done right on time.

[@chuckdontjudge]

Right I know! Also how do you pronounce your last name? What heritage do you come from? If you don't mind answering friend!

[@srboromir452]

I think he must mind, or he's already hiding in his bunker

[@danielheffernan6916]

2015??

[@fourbypete]

The mantis looks like it could barely survive a flood let alone a nuclear blast.

[@Milamberinx]

Yeah... an all terrain vehicle that couldn't get out of a field because it wouldn't fit through the gateway.

[@vihreelinja4743]

@@Milamberinx all terrain my ass..Those legs would get caught on everything lol

[@dundalkbullzboy]

This flare could save your life allow us to play some banging music over Richard as he explains it. Three attempts to hear him say 3 nautical miles.

[@Koko-pm4qq]

6:02 i love how it suddenly became like an action movie XD

[@callumjames7854]

Who else thinks Richard should be the 14th Doctor in Doctor Who?

[@swine13]

I was kinda hoping they'd get Kevin Bridges in for a season

[@NeoStar]

If you’ve been outside for more than 2 hours, it’s likely you’ll want a nap. MEEE

[@kani75]

John Deere laughs at your spiderbot as their forest harvester was walking since 1996.

[@sassak]

“Not only can you reshoot any Beastie Boys video you want...” I feel like 3 days supply of Soylent = 3 days of diarrhea

[@JasperJanssen]

More like constipation. Not much fiber in that shit.

[@whirving]

Richard Ayoade could read a garbage compactor manual and it would be funny.

[@dshock85]

I almost died at "how are we going to communicate?!"..... "...talk...?"

[@L8rCloud]

Soylent: Once you try it you are overwhelmed with a sense of calm that death doesn't look so bad after all

[@davidlindholm3889]

Good to see that Britain is preparing for the post-Brexit world.

[@greysky1252]

Britain could totally make it on its own in a world full of at least 3 nuclear-armed superpowers.

[@wideyxyz2271]

@ASL 72 One more brain cell than you then!

[@Victorio667553]

6:40 - bruv - that looks like the giant spider from Wild Wild West 😂😂😂

[@NolanFriedline]

This is a great episode! Good story telling. I love the shot of the Mantis at sunset.

[@nico.c97]

Please don't leave Bill all alone , the world needs him

[@andersanderson11]

‘Leave the futon behind - it’s a rental.” 🤣

[@philipface30]

two of my favorite people in one of my favorite types of places

[@andybeans5790]

That Mantis was really impressive until it started up

[@joannashi]

I swear 30 min later it's going to run out of fuel, Richard's going to have to get out, and Bill will still be stood in the same spot just a short distance behind him 🤣

[@XXC0Y]

Nah, Bill will have arrived at the destination 20 minutes before that on foot.

[@anouarkrassimovich7481]

it's a start, who knows how much better it will be in a few years! i would love to see that Mantis evolve.

[@vihreelinja4743]

@@anouarkrassimovich7481 it will not. too much weight going everywhere. if you speed it up it willl shake you to bits.also need bigger motor and more fuel you see?

[@northof-62]

The Diesel engine from 1897 made my day

[@linswad]

Expected Bill to say of the Soylent drink “it tastes like people”

[@leonreed9643]

Oh the relevance!

[@NeonCoffeeCat]

Bill is right imagine a replicator getting this big

[@TNZoTUNEZnTVFx]

Love the show 😎

[@briansmith9439]

"It's people!" (for those old enough to remember).

[@chrishicks7946]

3:27 - at least the satalights will still be working 😂😂

[@joshpopuli]

I hope that sci-fi film is Dune

[@johannesnoordermeer]

That was my thoughts too.

[@penningtonlovesyou]

I love Richard

[@Pencil0fDoom]

“Peeeee-ple...! It’s PEOPLE!”

[@sabiner.8395]

Nathan Duke glad I’m not the only one who came here to make this joke

[@mogden9157]

This video seems tailored to my escape pod design.

[@rogerbacon6039]

It suggested we live under the stairs, eat tinned food and do bottom time in a bucket. I will be calling it bottom time from this day forth

[@swine13]

...what else would you call it?

[@samalbrow9329]

Just in time for Coronavirus

[@LysanderLH]

Firechat - “Error. A server with the specified hostname could not be found”.

[@StalwartShinobi]

Bottom time is my new favourite terminology

[@groovygrains7744]

wow I love Richard in LOZ:BOTW

[@hukeaz]

Richard is 🔥

[@RookwingsKirk]

Where can I find that background music for the mantis sequence, please? Anyone?

[@PsychCow]

WOW that mantis is impractical lol. All terrain, except no way it makes through a forest lol

[@swine13]

With the agility of the thing, id be surprised if it can safely clear a rug.

[@PierceMD]

Be sure to bring your copy of Ayoade On Top to read in the bunker

[@MrChuckDugan]

KZbin algorithm strikes gold!

[@embracethesuck1041]

The way he says "unsheath" frightens me.

[@BornAgainCynic0086]

That Soylent is GREEN!!!

[@dustinsmith8341]

Ive been eating soylent for years now. I was even drinking some when that scene came on. Weirrrrd

[@DTRproductions]

Is that the same bunker from the video game The Bunker?

[@PreachingChief]

That bunker looks way different to when I saw it last.

[@TheErnieforss]

6:49. Is the movie wild wild west 2?

[@Mouzekiller83]

i need the mantis sooooo bad!!!!!

[@flufflebut8781]

Lol 1 mph fuel guzzling mecha spider is so cool but so unpractical. Love it. Yeah a water collecting or reclaimation system, self defense tools, or a self sustaining underground veggie garden would probably be more useful. But... robo spider! XD

[@scantopup2226]

2020 the year of the apocalypse

[@ClaireDCoaching]

Nice to know Soylent got over that scandal about it making people sick lol I remember hearing a podcast all about it

[@LethallyReptarded]

So to recap, we had what was bassiclaly a folder that you can wear as a hat, a blow up bed, a onesie/sleeping bag. A very expensive tourch, gps tracker and something that you can neither buy nor would be very useful in an apocalypse that being the big slow ass spider....nice

[@Ichneumonxx]

hey Travel Man, fix your audio! Also that mantis at the end is a dream come true

[@chrishicks7946]

Anyone else thinking....i've watched WW2 footage that shows everybody with a gas mask, even kids going to school had one, yet now - after this was filmed we are in a situation where it's up to you if you wear a mask, where is the leadership now?? Attitude reflects leadership....how are we meant to act responsibly when those in charge don't and prosper from it??

[@JesusRocksTryPrayin]

When Bill Bailey is on the screen; time slows down a bit. I've only seen him in Black Books! Plus a couple stand-up clips. I need to imdb him!

[@TheZapan99]

Follow him on Facebook, his travel and birds content is hilarious.

[@messymonster690]

it sounded just like moss when he said "im on the bottom! im on the bottom!" very funny

[@Ssssssnakeisone]

Due to a bit of background noise, I came into this hearing: "I'll want an arsehole" *pregnant pause* Me: What? "...of gadge" Ah, that second part of the sentence cleared things right up then. Carry on.

[@thelifeandtimesofjames4273]

Richard Is actually capable of running! Who knew.

[@gwinnellheald8592]

Have you not seen him host the crystal maze?

[@thelifeandtimesofjames4273]

Gwinnell Heald only in about a min clip of YT. So not really.

[@gwinnellheald8592]

@@thelifeandtimesofjames4273 ah fair enough. He runs short stretches quite a bit in Crystal maze

[@livb6945]

He used to play football. I'm assuming he used to run, then

[@gwinnellheald8592]

@@livb6945 didn't know that! I don't know why but the idea of Richard playing football cracks me up. I picture him still wearing a suit.

[@robgray7245]

is there green soylent?

[@OlrikMeister]

Bill "The Bunkerlover" Bailey

[@Kowasi]

He had a show called "Bill Bailey's Bunker".

[@MildExplosion]

Distracted wondering what their babies would look like

[@seanp8220]

Dunno but they would probably end up inside the Soylent

[@Kowasi]

@@seanp8220 Soylent Green is made of people…

[@TheZapan99]

I'm picturing Craig Charles.

[@Bellanoctumn]

Soylent is inappropriately salty for a white beverage. Just saying.

[@chernihivske]

ITS PEOPLE!!!!1!!

[@RealIllumin]

It can be salty all it likes; it's using it's white privilege.

[@swine13]

Someone's always gotta make it about race, dont they

[@Kalleosini]

I'll remember to grab some food colouring then

[@Bellanoctumn]

I expected milkshake, I got pasta water. That's all I mean, it's just a shock to the taste buds lol. Like going for area and getting soda up your straw instead.

[@Janinho897]

So, wait.. you need to have a Bluetooth connection with that app? so this can only be used in a situation, where you're close to each other but can't talk? or there's a thick wall between you, but not too thick that the connection doesn't get thru? There's like only a handful of situations where this would actually be a help right?

[@PATTHECATMCD]

"Handful" would be exaggerating the number.

[@thatveganchick668]

Shiz has gone down 😄

[@zdenek3010]

Is this just a weird kind of teleshopping?

[@MindinViolet]

I was confused whether this was advertising or not.

[@hattiemoat4187]

It's a tv show that explored gadgets with comedians/actor guests

[@NetherFeather]

Is that a Mantis from Supreme Commander I see?

[@zipp4everyone263]

An arsenal of Vadge eh...

[@KakarotOwns]

I want that mantis!

[@user-iy9mx4pm5z]

8:10 mantis & world domination - he is abducted by mantis aliens

[@scottbogfoot]

Thst soylent must be some old, vitamin k predates when they standardize and split vitmans from minerals for example potassium as a mineral today, used to be vitiman p

[@pqrstzxerty1296]

Forgot the toilet rolls.

[@JEB511]

I have the biggest crush on Richard 🥺😫 its unfair! 🥺😂 hes amazing !

[@finlaylavery8408]

What are you gonna do when we come to the crunch?!

[@metaforically]

The music is so loud!

[@fauzirahman3285]

A GPS tracker? Would GPS still work after an apocalypse though?

[@MrManueleh]

I'm sure Bill was talking about soylent green. Look up the movie.

[@margotchurchill5593]

Girders😂

[@johickey3158]

shelter in place is nuke strike language, why is it being used now?

[@wvr23ph59]

2:48 why is Bill Bailey's default dictionary Polish?! :O

[@pilargarridosoprano]

- No way - way

[@redinstrumental7535]

Crunch time

[@Chexsum]

5:00 wtaf hax

[@stevelawrie9115]

Soylent, Green? :)

[@martinbruce5979]

So, when you're running away from intruders, you're supposed to hold up a torch that makes you more visible?

[@Septimus_ii]

You've got to find your way to your 1mph escape vehicle somehow

[@Paul-oi2wz]

The mantis probably consumes a shit metric ton of energy per kilometer.

[@Sam-iu8nb]

It said in the vid it gets 0.5 miles per gallon. Very cool looking machine. Worse than useless in a survival situation/ any situation.

[@benjrokeefe]

"I'm going to want an arsenal of ganj"

[@LynxSouth]

"Gadge", as in gadgets. But probably what you said, too.

[@user-bh9zs5ns6b]

4:23

[@OrangeApocalypse]

Yes but will it keep out Covid 19 ? 😕

[@scbtripwire]

I laughed at Firechat, as if the Internet weren't the first thing to crap out in a nuclear disaster.

[@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV]

Firechat is just local bluetooth, it can't use internet....

[@pakde8002]

@@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV true but the emp blast will probably fry it unless you're already far underground. But then again if you're not far underground I suppose the ability for chatting with someone 70 meters away is the least of your concerns.

[@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV]

I don't think they had any one kind of apocalypse in mind for the Firechat app.. But it's a gimmick, easily replaced with a set of kids walkie-talkies.. :)

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

I wonder how and where you send an angry message to complain when the "up to 70m" turns out to be about 10m so you can easily shout instead 😂

[@316SR]

FireChat doesn’t use your Bluetooth. It uses 4G/3G/2G or Wifi.

[@Destinylover14]

Leave the futon! Its a rental!

[@dawnibolical]

Sign me up for a Mantis