Suspicious Doings [commodoreHUSTLE]

[@daze143]

"This calls for an emergency meeting" "By istelf?" "No, I have to talk into it." I laughed so hard at that one.

[@gavinli1368]

Murdoc Niccals Now I get it, dammit that’s good. Just like the Tezzeret/Cameron joke from Friday Nights.

[@TehFrenchy29]

Reminded me of most of Leslie Nielson's exchanges from Airplane! The pacing was great, the unnecessary melodramatic delivery was perfect, and Cori was just stoic because Graham being Graham is nothing to concern oneself over anymore.

[@parkerdixon-word6295]

Felt like a line out of Airplane.

[@staley101]

Thought it was more police squad than airplane, still great delivery and timing 👍🏻

[@hyperdistortion2]

That bit absolutely cracked me up, it really felt like Graham was channeling a Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker film, like Airplane! or Top Secret! - which is awesome.

[@Tantusar]

Tonight, a series of statements that are both technically correct and deeply upsetting.

[@riolufistofmight]

That is their standard fare

[@DanielSmith-wq5qe]

That is both technically correct and deeply upsetting.

[@Sandalphonium]

Daniel, that is both Technically correct, and deeply upsetting.

[@awestrich2172]

Like Thanksgiving in October

[@CuriousGearge]

Everything is fine

[@i_am_clockwork6490]

I love that one of the chores on the chore wheel is "hire a janitor."

[@jamesburton7852]

Chore on chore wheel: Throw away the chore wheel

[@stephenberezhnoy9369]

I read that in the same musical tone as “hire a samurai” Correction, Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai did not hire samurai

[@J-Fox-of-Chaos]

It's never until Bartleby shows up that I realize I had forgotten about the guy(?) as well as how DEEPLY unsettling yet strangely accommodating he is.

[@WhiteWizard42]

The best instance of Bartleby being Deeply Unsettling is the Spring Smash-Slam wrestling video, if you somehow missed it.

[@ACriticalThought]

The speed and delivery of, "My specimens!" by Cam was so on point! 😂

[@nekobun]

"Yes. THAT'S what makes Twitter awful." So much brilliance but that one really killed me.

[@proffapoluga2573]

AH! I JUST NOTICED IAN GRABBING THE ROBE IN THE SHOT IN THE PROP ROOM AND PROVES I JUST LOVE THIS WHOLE EPISODE ENOUGH TO WATCH IT ....for the 7th time this month?

[@gavinli1368]

5:06 Serge and Adam can be seen in the sweeping shot! I didn’t catch that on live today!

[@koshi6505]

Is this a hint that Serge will be introduced in CH in about 3 years?!

[@zenith1306]

At 5:09 you can see them

[@CThyler]

chris wicker x

[@Pistonrager]

Stage hands don't exist....

[@madAlric]

that whip was great.

[@trevorknight3904]

I need a shirt saying, "Warning: Statements that are both technically correct and deeply upsetting".

[@Voidhawk42]

"Ask not the Eldar a question, for they will give you three answers, all of which are true and terrifying to know."

[@jamesburton7852]

Personally I'd go for "This sentence is both technically correct and deeply upsetting"

[@ff0213]

Trash Cartouche (1B) Enchantment - target creature gets +0/+1 with the flavor text being "Why did anyone throw away this perfectly fine bottle cap"

[@Izhuark]

Trial of trash (B) Enchantment - When Trial of trash enter the battlefield all creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. When a Cartouche enters the battlefield under your control, return Trial of trash to its owner’s hand. "For there will always be cleaning after glory."

[@Cr4ftBr0th3rs]

4:03 Graham being two years early on the Emergency Meeting hype, I see.

[@kimh9736]

I noticed the closing door sound, and was thinking the same 😁

[@laurencebrown3822]

If I saw an ad to be in a LRR video, I think that I would sign up regardless of whatever else the ad said, because I would be like, "LRR needs me! Off I go! To heck with all those other words!"

[@siobhanlawper1051]

'Give me back my phone and hand.' Honestly loved this Hustle. Hysterical the whole way through. Also I need Hodor's tshirt, pls and thank you.

[@IanWeaver]

Okay I absolutely love that you can see Adam and Serge in the transition at 5:07.

[@estebanrodriguez5409]

the funny part is that a lot of people slow down the video to rewatch that part

[@parkerdixon-word6295]

I don't know why, but Confused Graham looking around the office with a cookie held in his mouth the whole time *really* amused me. Edit: That Stinger.

[@Izandaia]

This was the best episode in a long time. I feel like the structure of this one fit the shorter length of the episodes in a way previous ones haven't really. Massive props to everyone involved.

[@Griwes]

Was rewatching this, and on the credits I was like, "weird, haven't noticed Alex"... "Oh, there he is."

[@Tomoka51]

I find myself once again watching this video, because it is very very likely my favorite cH episode to date. Everything about the timing, the delivery, the dry wit, it's all just peak LRR humor and is a perfect encapsulation of why I love you guys. The bit with Graham, Cam, and Heather in the kitchen especially is just SO GOOD.

[@wolfpell4634]

My favourite is probaby Coffee Time, but this one is a close second for sure.

[@rivermyst5173]

Emergency meeting was way ahead of it's time

[@The_FlyingDutchman]

How many days until an actual plaque arrives with "that is both technically correct, and deeply disturbing"

[@empath69]

Given Canada Post's illustrious reputation, we might be better setting entries in the pool for *months*, not days... (but I wager at least two plaques have already been engraved by now)

[@riddlemaker7547]

You see it briefly in their latest Toilet's Haunted episode.

[@hatchcrazy]

Cameron's character wins MVP for this episode for coming up with the phrase "trash cartouches" on the spot.

[@seth8865]

That close shot of graham talking into the radio had me rolling

[@richardsmith2719]

3:56 “This calls for an Emergency Meeting…” Did… did Loading Ready One predict Among Us?

[@CasualKing21]

Oatmeal raisin cookies are my favorite! ❤️

[@samualwatkins]

I’m calling the police, you should be ashamed of your self!

[@zig131]

Oatmeal and Raisen are simply the best cookie type (primarily because they are an efficient cinnamon delivery mechanism). Any chocolate based one ends up too dry.

[@SakuraAvalon]

I love oatmeal and raisin! Not a fan of chocolate chip.

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

Me, in public: "It's like, 'stay away from my cookies, raisins!' Am I right?" Me, in private: (just eating so many oatmeal raisin cookies, as if from an inexhaustible supply)

[@sanityisrelative]

I have nothing against oatmeal raisin, but once you try oatmeal pecan cookies you will never go back.

[@velvetisis]

Watching Commodore Hustle always makes me feel like I'm hanging out in a clubhouse as a kid. I love it!

[@twingemios5139]

Ok what are the chances that this is called SUSpicious doings and has Graham call an EMERGENCY MEETING.

[@kastronvie7842]

The creepy music at the end, haven't heard that in an LRR sketch for a while :) Now I really want to really rewatch everything.

[@n0where189]

I kinda wanna have that plaque made and sent to them via mail with a note that says "what's in this box is both technically correct and deeply disturbing"

[@thomaskirkness-little5809]

I love oatmeal raisin cookies too. They don't feel as unhealthy, yet are still delicious.

[@Gureiseion]

Thank you Graham, for giving my Hot Shots II vibes from that radio scene.

[@linearcurve]

this has got to be one of my favorite episodes it’s so good every bit hits i love it

[@Hawkwreak]

Excellent use of Bartleby

[@threepoint14159265]

That is both technically correct and deeply disturbing.

[@MarkTyger]

"My Specimens!" said Cameron Lauder, doing his best Dr. Krieger from Archer. Delicious.

[@asmund8436]

Love the cookie gag at the end

[@joomatwf8972]

Anyone know what the chores on the chore wheel are? I can read "hire a janitor", "relocate mt. garbage", and "purify toilet", but I can't tell what the bottom three chores are because of the glare (though I suspect one of them is "experience Beej")

[@Danielsworlds]

bottom left. find/replace 'pepis' instances. bottom right Install Gentoo

[@Nethank]

The bottom three are "Find/Replace pepis' instances" "Experience Beej" and "Install Gentoo", playing that bit at 1/4 speed makes it just legible.

[@bustedsim]

The real question is, if one of the chores is "Hire a Janitor" wouldn't they just do all chores on said wheel, thus negating the need for the wheel? Or would the Janitor also use the wheel, and thus propagate a recursive "Hire Janitor" scenario wherein eventually the entire LRRcast would come to be replaced with Janitors?

[@Winterpandacookies]

The other two are "Find/replace 'bepis' instances" and "INSTALL GENTOO"

[@xipheonj]

Not to ruin the joke but sometimes hiring a janitor may mean you still have to clean up major things yourself. Many of the part time services you hire just do maintenance cleaning like cleaning floors and windows. They won't clean up a mountain of garbage, or do any of the other things on a chore wheel.

[@Slyguy46]

Serge and Adam really add to the episode, great job.

[@TheTokensamurai]

Lmao best one in a while. Love everything you guys make, back from 2008 till now

[@fulfooter]

This show is getting slowly more esoteric and I LOVE IT!

[@actualFix]

One of the chores on the wheel is to install Gentoo. I completely understand why Ian won't do it every week.

[@TheJewelryBoxTTV]

Hey, we haven't heard that little spooky music ( at 6:14 ) since cH: Laundry (immediately following "communicating telepathically")! It's been a while, spooky jingle.

[@chifii]

5:08 I wanted so bad for it to be Beej and James in that pan over to Ol' Man Horner.

[@Alyssa_Swift]

But you *do* get to see Serge on the boom, and also a surprise Adam! You have to freeze-frame it juuust right

[@TheRealWormbo]

PowerSerge and BetterJames will have to do. :P

[@Chewy-Pudding]

Would've died if at 2:50 you cut to a plaque that said "That is both technically correct and deeply upsetting." I think you really need that plaque.

[@Scherezad_]

Thank you, Graham, for loving oatmeal raisin cookies. I'm not alone :')

[@lokilxix]

Say the phrase a couple of times, mention that it comes up a lot, ask if they might get it on a plaque, cut to needlepoint of another saying. They are asking for a needlepoint of That statement is both technically correct and deeply upsetting!

[@wraithleader012]

The tarp budget, “No, I have to talk into it” and “My specimens!” are guaranteed laughs from me no matter how often I watch this.

[@1257Dark]

Ever since Among Us became a thing, I've been thinking about this skit.

[@opaulobastos]

best writing for a CH in a long time. I liked it

[@flameburst93]

Damnit. You had the perfect opportunity for "think of this as pun-ishment"

[@Hieronymus-Pseudonymous]

5:21 A little shout-out to the Star Trek: TNG VCR Game, eh? (I can't fully read the other 2 lower parts of the wheel.)

[@astaiannymph]

There's nothing I didn't love about the scene where Cori breaks the twitter news to Graham. Excellent acting.

[@Ahrpigi]

Glad to see more Cori!

[@mightygregdoge]

Is this the original Tarp Budget joke?

[@ProfDragonite]

I'm kinda with Bartleby on this one. I've always hated oatmeal raisin; I constantly live in fear that I will bite into a cookie, thinking it's chocolate chip, only to discover that it isn't. Horrifying.

[@madAlric]

why would you ruin perfectly good raisins by putting them in cookies?

[@ProfDragonite]

These are both perfectly valid questions.

[@shadowbow464]

At 5:01 you see Ian reach for the hooded rope.

[@SonofSethoitae]

Ironically, ancient garbage dumps are where archaeologists find most artifacts

[@AmaranthOriginal]

Should have called it "Mt Trashmore." "That is both technically correct and deeply upsetting" is my new catchphrase.

[@WhiteWizard42]

Mt Trashmore is already a place. It's the highest elevation in southern Florida!

[@Sabinmoon]

It's amazing the LRR was able to predict the Among Us emergency meeting before the game became popular

[@Bound2Asgard]

Love that they left in the book mic in the pan over to Ian 🤣🤣

[@shadowscribe]

Thanksgiving?... October 8th?! Wow... That's beautiful. A thanksgiving free from the ongoing war between Halloween and Christmas. When was the last US Thanksgiving without the crossfire?

[@Adamantbby]

Hey, scrum reference! That's agile, dude.

[@thebookpotato310]

You know you're twisted when Bartleby thinks you are

[@Othelbark]

Another great episode.

[@jackielinde7568]

I'm surprised they didn't go with "pot cookies" fort the ones Graham was eating. Technically, that would be poisoning, even if it's not lethal.

[@deathknight75]

Still a little over a week to go until that's legal. :P

[@jackielinde7568]

I'm sure it'll be treated like over the counter laxatives. If you bake weed into stuff, and feed people that stuff without telling them what's in it, it's still poisoning. Doesn't matter if the person is fine or gets hurt. Full disclosure prior to serving is still fine.

[@empath69]

actually, give it a week, and it wouldn't much different than making cookies that are soaked in brandy, or other booze; similarly controlled substance.

[@Felhala1]

I think I have one more favourite episode now

[@sudonpc-inputerror8999]

I thought it said suspicious dongs. Disappointment.

[@Zara-Bari]

"That is both technically correct and deeply upsetting" is something I would wear on a shirt.

[@Pistonrager]

I really expected this to end with Graham being some kinda werewolf/drjycklemrhyde but for Halloween

[@Godsmasherbot]

Lrr never fails to put a dumb grin on my face, thank you.

[@Draygarth]

"MOOOON BAAAASE ASSEMBLE!!!" "We're right here. We've been here literally the entire time you have"

[@hiimehiimu478]

That setup for the everything is fine transition tho

[@jorgearnold4156]

Ian's delivery of 'Oh hell no!' was perfect! My life is now complete.

[@darkwave1062]

Why have I not been watching this show?!?!?

[@DEG99Y]

A series of statements that are both technically correct and deeply upsetting should be a crapshot.

[@anubislover8989]

OMG I had hoped [spoiler] would appear and I was not disappointed!

[@DeadlyWinchester]

I didn't expect scanners to be mentioned in commodore universe

[@brennonr]

The walkietalkie joke filled me with joy. Great sketch

[@viennaorange4122]

this is beautiful

[@tarickw]

love the chore wheel puns

[@Cornelius-ev8xy]

I love your vids guys

[@qwertyman1511]

What is the chiptune when graham looks at the cookie in his hand, i want to hear the full version.

[@SeraphimKnight]

Damn cori, that's a stylin' quattro bajeena t-shirt.

[@nicksnrub]

We need more sitcoms like this.

[@trise2033]

Love the Leslie Nielsen nod.

[@Momoryuto]

Honestly an oatmeal raisin cookie ghost could haunt me for the rest of my life.

[@idlemessiah]

"Have we considered getting that on a plaque?" Cut to fan art 'plaque' of previous well known phrase...

[@raze667]

I wish there was more commodoreHUSTLE.

[@Chaosmage42]

I like that that is both technically correct and deeply upsetting. But i think deeply disturbing would be a better one

[@oak9789]

I am getting more and more suspicious of cH Heather for some reason....

[@Cthulhu3C]

Oak just the cH version? Kappa

[@empath69]

I'm not, but you CAN'T get more suspicious of someone than I already am of this capable and seemingly amoral genius (you're a lucky man, Beej)

[@whoreallycares4460]

1 Extra + 2 Tarps + 1 Shotgun = Spooky Movie

[@SeraphimKnight]

Can LRR read my thoughts from the future? The two things I thought while watching this was "man I haven't seen alex in a while" and "ew raisin cookies". And the closer addressed both of these thoughts...

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

Welp, got this on my recommended and misread "Doings" as rhyming "Boings".

[@flyingpenguin9938]

Still waiting on that magic game between gibb and bartelbe

[@LadyLunarSatine]

Hey, has anyone seen Pistachio the Productivity Puppet lately?

[@CmdrUD87]

Wait till you see 2020 Graham's problems...

[@jacoblong1473]

Excellent.

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

5:12 ITS ME GRAHAM!!! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG GRAHAM!!!

[@cryptthrasher2213]

How'd I know it was going to be Bartleby behind all this lol

[@chaplain1112]

I was hoping Ron Dewing's would make an appearance!

[@seisner6655]

Cam's delivery kills me every time. "Trash Cartuches".

[@PlebNC]

What do you call Beej when he bares baked goods? Beejcuit