Suwawako Presents: Top Ten Hottest Female Touhou Character's

[@HirokaAkita]

It was a bad idea to open the video at work XDDD

[@Suwawako]

Blame Osaka

[@ItsStartedTo]

Blame Osaka

[@kakanugroho294]

Blame Osaka

[@oopsiexist]

Blame work

[@VivzLivingHell]

Blame Okina

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Suwawako was waiting for April 1st to upload this video so that he can write it of as a joke.

[@Surgaw1]

This felt nostlagic, its like 2009-2010 again. The Presentation, the images used. God, wish I could go back to these Beautiful Days

[@nathanaeldean6301]

Number one should be Utsuho. She is *literally* the hottest girl

[@totallytidmouth]

thank you

[@fumo-fumo-fumo]

I have an unhealthy attraction to her

[@SleepyGunNamedG11]

i put thing called "Geiger Counter" near utsuho it doesn't sounds good.

[@RemiliaScarletBcWhynot]

hottest bird*

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

She can play in the Himalayas for hours and be perfectly fine!

[@NeonIceyy]

Well this list is all fun and games, but we know that Rinnosuke is the hottest girl in canon

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

So that that she is a he

[@Rqptor_omega]

She's so hot that all the character gaslit themselves into thinking Rinnosuke is a guy so that they won't have to acknowledge the fact that Rinnosuke made them lesbians

[@CrystalChris21]

April fools should come around more often

[@Undertaker93]

April Fools is everyday for me cause my whole life is a joke 😔

[@superknux13isaid]

Most sane Touhou fan

[@LancerinCompany]

Man i love touhou, its my favorite anime by far!

[@thisisaperson1536]

"touhou" and "anime" in same sentence detected! instructions: destroy foking di-

[@meowymeowz1604]

You angered the world

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

Genuinely suprised that there isnt an official touhou anime

[@Brawler_1337]

The fact that you even mentioned Rika is impressive.

[@ebigemu7574]

Ahhh the classic Top ten hottest females in Sonic parody. Guptil's a legend

[@FanMSMK]

The moment i saw Yukari on number 8 I knew this top was going to get crazy 💀

[@zozotruc]

i expected a mommy joke for april fools but it's an unironical top 10 hottest and NITORI IS 7 HELL YEAH yeah, found platinum

[@Ayahuasca98]

Nitori getting any attention is good even as ironic jokes

[@BalacaoCacalao]

Although I agree on Remilia being a perfectly hot and attractive character, I believe Koishi is still, has the best most fertile hips in all of touhou.

[@simpsitandmore2908]

I think you missed Sonic in this list, he's defiantly the hottest touhou character. Great parody btw!

[@moonnyxx]

Jokes aside, it can be refreshing to see two of my favorite franchises collaborate, in this case Touhou and Sonic.

[@seb3082]

Sorry but sonic was murdered so he can’t be on this list lol

[@akiradkcn]

@@seb3082 F

[@aydenthehedgefox9592]

@@seb3082 hes revived now, sadly its too late

[@seb3082]

@@aydenthehedgefox9592 yeah ahahahahah.

[@Sekibankiii]

Nice tierlist, sadly, you did not put Sekibanki at number 1 spot

[@kuudefoe]

Sekibanki will always be bae

[@hux0rd]

Sekibanki best 2hu.

[@sevo4756]

Bank bank sekibanki

[@BigHomieGnomie_E]

my wife..MY WIFE SEKIBANKI..

[@Rabbotic]

As much as a joke this is, is amazingly done, such a piece of art, greatly executed

[@matthewmcmullan4832]

YEAH OFFICER, THAT’S THE ONE!

[@teddyrichard1488]

1:31 can we talk about how scary yuyuko looks in this art im fearing for my life rn

[@monx94]

I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa. For it is my true fate to be married to my lover. On dark days where there is no sun, I shall caress Marisa and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will steal what we wish. Some days, we will steal diamonds. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Marisa Kirisame

[@Geronimo-rw2bg]

shes 17

[@Mopereer]

@@Geronimo-rw2bg LMAO

[@MhxAir]

Hey mister, nice tier list.

[@hotdog-ww8rf]

The April Fools joke is that Megumu isn't number 1

[@IvaadenFebbs]

Why does this seem like an odd MagiFTW video for no reason at all

[@hux0rd]

Yoo! I thought the same thing.

[@Sol_fa]

I had a mental breakdown 💀.

[@thetheocrat6751]

this feels like a video made in the 2000s or early 2010s

[@SketchCasual]

Honorable mentions: spinning rat

[@hux0rd]

Spinning Nazrin

[@Sakuyaizayoi1238]

dude I find sakuya attractive as a hotty

[@WeetZe]

i love all touhou character,it is so hard to choose top favorite.

[@Aufasans10]

Nice. I just got recommended this and Im kinda new to touhou. 😅 Like it!

[@Fighter_53]

It took me a few seconds to realize what I had stumbled on And then the horrors came back to me

[@DriverNeku]

In some messed up timeline, Guptil would've been a Touhou fan who was a big fan of the early windows games and very obsessed with Reimu and her EoSD appearence. This would've been a product of that 😂

[@shushafire]

wtf why wasn't rinnosuke at number 1 this is outrageous

[@Ciurk]

thanks for putting female in the title I was worried you would somehow locate 10 male characters

[@goodandfren3926]

Hombre si no supiera la referencia estaria diciendote que te fuiste al otro lado del Fandom,pero bueno compatriota que buen video.

[@n1ck_real]

MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ‼️‼️‼️

[@ssaamil]

Top ten hottest touhou characters not counting Hecatia

[@EpikBirb]

Awesome.

[@lighbuldchannel8131]

I was waiting for my notifications so recomend me a touhou parody of top 10 hottest female sonic characters Thanks youtube

[@dyingscarlet]

My top 10: 10. Nazrin 9. Wriggle 8. Cirno 7. Remilia 6. Yamame 5. Suika 4. Suwako 3. Nitori 2. Shinmyoumaru 1. Flandre

[@fanofcutzombiz]

most of them aint even legeal 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@dyingscarlet]

@@fanofcutzombiz there are no prisons in gensokyo

[@teddyrichard1488]

@@dyingscarlet sdm basement:

[@ModernArtGaming]

I nearly forgot which day it was today

[@danielgutierrez702]

you didn't run out in the streets for this. points deducted.

[@crazorproductions5493]

I should have known this was a joke from the moment I saw that Yukari was at number 8 when in reality she should be in the top three competing with Yuugi and Okuu for hottest girl (a radioactive bird with the power of the sun and capable of producing a nuclear fusion is not too hot for you? XD) being Reisen, Meiling and Komachi who competed for positions 4,5 and 6. Sakuya would undoubtedly be number 7 and Aya would be 8. good joke, I genuinely believed it until I saw that Suika was ahead of Yukari and I wondered: What?

[@basedcheese1]

This was based off a Sonic video of the same topic lmao

[@readthiscomment6748]

I would say okuu, yukari and komachi for number 1 to 3. Then reisen, sanae and yuyko saigwhatever for 4 to 6. Then sakuya, ran, aya and miyoi for the remaining spots.

[@phoenixproductions2846]

Touhou needs more women srsly

[@herbo3645]

I really thought that he would put rinnosuke in the top 1 lmao

[@jamesrng4460]

If only we could see Utsuho take wing. She is definitely in my top 10 hottest characters.

[@longtran5118]

Finally we see who is suwako favorite touhou

[@phony4581]

I personally thought this was an April fool's

[@XquizetBlix]

I knew this was strange when I saw this was made on April 1st

[@Swagpion]

3:30 THEY SAID THE THING.

[@teddyrichard1488]

this was already one of the funniest videos i have ever watched but REMILIA BEING #1 FUCKING KILLED ME

[@cabbagebutterfly800]

"Komachi the only one who uses a boat" well i mean TECHNICALLY Murasa had a ship but OKAY

[@saltedhamreal]

i saw the title and was HOPING it was formatted after that old sonic video 💀

[@Bloodshot_Eyes2]

This isn't an April Fools Joke. This is literally just a Degenerate, Scripted Ranking. I love this Community.

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

It's a parody of a video by Guptill89

[@johanstenfelt1206]

Huh, fair and valid points and opinions, though doesn’t some of these entries count more as cute than hot? Is what I was going to ask, but the I realized this Video came out somewhere around April 1st, …good one.

[@ggez6614]

HOLY SHIT I KMOW THAT REFERENCE!!!!

[@白とりゅふ-x3q]

レミリアが一番ホットだよね～やっぱ😂

[@Ayahuasca98]

Blackbuster critic return when

[@Suwawako]

Suwawako x Blackbuster crossover coming soon

[@onwardd_]

1:54 ay buddy idk if you've noticed but you posted this on youtube

[@Dementia-7]

holy fuck its guptill8⑨

[@Suwawako]

Gggghhhvffhjkk what

[@kakicho36]

Every little second of this video is wrong, bcs he don't mentioned Junko in any of them

[@Suwawako]

Twitter user spotted ^^^^^

[@kakicho36]

​@@Suwawako im not twitter user bro im crying rn😭😭😭😭

[@hux0rd]

B-but, she was mentioned in Reisens entry ;)

[@darkknight4615]

When it said "hottest" I thought he meant literally

[@tastefullynerdy1161]

Lots of based taste but man is your taste shit at the same time, not having Yuyuko at 1 and Yukari at 8... Sheesh :P JK, Komachi on 2 and Mokou on 4 is ultra-based.

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Cant believe Yuugi isn’t number one

[@jba2048]

Some of these choices, should we be talking to Chris Hansen? 😅

[@DeadMedia-vf4je]

Correction Reimu needs outside help to fly

[@mindblur]

My God hot chick heaven thought no one would do it.

[@otrot-55peruano81]

Epic 🥵

[@ThatSplatoonTouhouGuy]

REMILIA NUMBER 1 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[@tanis62]

where is genji

[@BlankGuy]

GIRLS???? I wanna see MEN!!!

[@Sakuyaizayoi1996]

Sakuya Izayoi attractive too

[@cuminfoglight5880]

Oh thank christ it's an april fool's joke

[@nitecore-wx9lj]

Based remilia enjoyer

[@IkaraPopsicle]

Lmao is that a sonic refrence

[@vakovah5431]

idk, I would personally say that the sonic universe has the more beautiful females. they have rogue the bat and amy rose, of course!

[@AlephNullSlash]

This is very informational but at the same time, a joke video. Like I don't get it why these character on the list is very hot.

[@sharonv3597]

No Sakuya, opinion invalid. /j of course

[@totallytidmouth]

yukari... 🥺

[@hmshood9212]

Hey mister

[@Reimouille9]

" N U M E L O R S I S " LMAOOOO Your accent's quite correct even if the R one can be mispronounced even if I know that for native English speakers, it can be complicated

[@Suwawako]

Banned

I can agree party let us all day

[@svanbackkokkonen]

this is bullcrap, we all know mokou is the hottest

[@maruchan_3479]

Literally

[@henryfleischer404]

Ah yes, Marisa is hot because she has a dress. But who has the most dress? That's gotta be the hottest character. Also, your insistence on saying female(s) instead of women or girls is giving me a headache. Just the right kind of cringe for today.

[@Cussingpenguin]

Tofu poopject moment

[@Peoxxk]

based

[@halfredodx]

Reimu Adventure

[@Johnamekin]

FBI, this man right here!

[@Engel-07]

Even copied the underage girls from that one sonic top 10!

[@fjejkcjddjwjnwodfjjs889]

where is a male top

[@AltraHapi]

10. Genji 9. Genji 8. Genji 7. Genji 6. Genji 5. Genji 4. Genji 3. Genji 2. Genji 1. You

[@fjejkcjddjwjnwodfjjs889]

@@AltraHapi no you

[@BigHomieGnomie_E]

its sekibanki.

[@lilliesalad]

so based

[@Megariok]

Snc moment Snc moment

[@Goldcoin69]

Rouge

[@Frammefam]

Epic.

[@Yon39-e1k]

0/10 top wriggle didnt appear numbe one

[@zurtxxfridge]

remilia is a child

[@thegreatbookofgrudges6953]

Benben is hot

[@xaviermiller4474]

Orin is the hottest

[@eletvizviz-redux]

nah, best girl is junko

[@mNucleus]

marisa should have been in n.1!!!1111!!11

[@adzi6164]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD