CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE CSGO MOMENTS

[@orion2826]

Twomad: "I'm learning chinese" *Twomad eating sandwich flashback*

[@cossackgopnick3467]

Ima respond a different language

[@byelando3957]

yo respondio en un differente idioma

[@aijint]

Wo de xie diandian diao bingqie xiang jie dian fadian

[@fimdalinguagem]

vou responder em outra lingua

[@Fireblade-cd7dk]

Once he started speaking other languages I was dying of laughter

[@TheGrembler]

I've taken Chinese for about 11 years now and I haven't seen anyone that is more fluent than this man

[@TheGrembler]

@Jordan Martinez my mom had me take it when I was younger but now I genuinely enjoy it

[@Nevermore455]

Aren’t Chinese and Mandarin Chinese a little different?

[@TheGrembler]

@@Nevermore455 sort of there is simplified and traditional. Traditional is just a little harder to write but they both have the exact same pronunciation just written a little different.

[@nakjaw6575]

@@TheGrembler he might be confused with Cantonese and mandarin

[@baileemetler3987]

Ik bro I do chinese as well and hes definitely more fluent

[@bananaisgood3743]

It's kinda insane how far twomad can go with some of his jokes that would probably get schlatt cancelled for the 50th time this week if he was the one doing them.

[@bananaisgood3743]

@@cockfightinglord I think it also has to do with the fact that twomad is black and some people are just scared (especially younger people) to hold black people accountable for certain stuff as they don't want to be "racist" which in itself is kinda racist lol.

[@RipFlips]

Just accept the funny joke don’t be a karen

[@joaodala549]

@@RipFlips you speak the truth.

[@diogostw7286]

@@bananaisgood3743 Thats the most true shit that i've ever heard.

[@kilnareth7970]

@@cockfightinglord are they fans?

[@noredine]

8:07 that's actually arab, but it's left to right "Crusty underwear" "Big headed baby"? Lmao

[@weebaker]

"arab"

[@radwanmossalam8067]

translation is still trye

[@beans8373]

was he actually saying it tho

[@noredine]

@@beans8373 no, i'm talking about the text, but the translation is poor at best. what twomad is saying is not even close to to arabic

[@radwanmossalam8067]

@@beans8373 nah

[@Wortelemes]

Idk why robot sounds like that

[@thatpatdkid5207]

funny how almost no one saw your comment

[@jzbproductions147]

When your verified but no one knows who you are

[@ilovefuzzycats]

lol

[@User-pf2mn]

Cause they fuckin

[@zenithchan1646]

Why theres always a verified youtube commenting on videos. Self promoters

[@theshmurderer6827]

Twomad doesn’t have a shit mic he just warps reality around him that makes him sound like that

[@valentineomalley7290]

He just sounds like that irl🤣🤣🤣

[@mazarine_44]

i imagine he sounds like this irl

[@maximilianbrunner1203]

A lovely way of saying hes morbidly obese thank u ill remember it

[@Daedera]

@@maximilianbrunner1203 The fuck?

[@thatwarlock7512]

his own gravitational pull does stuff like that

[@managivis9588]

“Nah man he hasn’t been a pedophile for ages” LMAO

[@jwinturbo]

would it be too far if they said I think you mean Mini

[@TinoIsTalking]

@@jwinturbo hell of a ladd

[@spoof2062]

Congrats on 500

[@50shekels]

Hey man I'm sober now. I only walk by kindergartens very slowly these days

[@christianshaffer5382]

I thought they said mini at first lol

[@jammedyam3389]

"culturally insensitive" is just another way of saying feat. Twomad

[@swagathon6967]

Mr worldwide

[@Gage-nt]

Twomad is a fucking enigma and i love it

[@Slorborbius]

@@Gage-nt thats a weird way of spelling ni-

[@dawrekk]

@@Slorborbius nigma

[@stuckonaslide]

@@Gage-nt for one, racist. two, you didnt even spell it right.

[@teenie4866]

As a Chinese, I approve of twomad's way of speaking small eyes.

[@lennrd]

speaking small eyes💀

[@sassypwny]

SPEAKING SMALL EYES

[@cthulhu8164]

6:03: "I am small, less than 5 feet tall” 6:28: "I like penis" 6:53: "I love K-pop" 6:55: "read these nuts" 7:06: "Pickle Rick" what twomad says isn't what the subtitles are BTW, like in 7:06 he simply says "Thanks" in Japanese, but my Mandarin isn't good enough to tell EXACTLY what he says in the other sections.

[@stanbot8867]

bloody legend

[@beeboo5433]

At the other parts it's just random noises haha

[@mirady9675]

If that's supposed to be Mandarin, it's closer to gobbledygook.

[@jonin2x]

@「 Deadpoppin 」that’s apart of the joke, my God how dull minded are you?

[@namikare7701]

all of these arent actual chinese he is just saying random noises but swagger has to make it seem like he is speaking Chinese

[@slugger9492]

TwoMad: I’m learning Chinese Also TwoMad: says thank you in Japanese....

[@defectivepikachu4582]

to be fair the hes pretty good at making gibberish sound like languages

[@hamza1168]

Wow bro thank you so much for commenting exactly what Twomad said in the video that we all heard him say in the first place

[@altdooby]

@@hamza1168 i think he's saying that it was funny.

[@johnyang799]

ありがとう 谢谢

[@reivensoleil6154]

Also twomad: *chants in Arabic *

[@Frzn27]

Bro twomad fits in so perfectly with the misfits. It’s like the same fever dream offensive comedy from the CSGO and pubg days

[@tristenatorplaysgames6833]

YEAAA IT REMINDED ME OF THE OKDER SWAGGER SOULS VIDEOS

[@cu11en76]

@@tristenatorplaysgames6833 Yeah, it’s too bad swagger and Mccreamy are the only active ones, it’s sad to even listen to the podcast as it seems So awkward between everyone

[@xandrux_]

it’s like with raccooneggs, except with a completely different vibe

[@dean988]

schlatt too. glad they added both them to their group videos, makes it watchable

[@Frzn27]

@@dean988 technically schlatt is part of lunchclub with Carson and his crew but I agree their dynamic works really well

[@wackz6082]

THIS GROUP HAS THE BEST CONTENT WITH TOEMAD

[@AlienH36]

Toemad lol

[@brogamer5516]

We need raccoon eggs back tho

[@imasian4364]

toemad?

[@bolotniy]

TOEMAD

[@poop2489]

Angry foot finger

[@andrew5803]

No way bro, it was a limited edition Collab when you think about it

[@Sii000]

😂

[@cal1co_]

Twomad is going on his way to become the world's first bilingual schizophrenic youtuber

[@Ratbastardscran]

Oh trust me he made it there

[@the1trueshark]

"Culturally insensitive CSGO" With swagger, is there any other kind?

[@ryantyanmyan2528]

Twomad

[@johnboy898]

With CSGO is there any other kind?

[@ridvanarikan9041]

stop liking this If you do youve broken code lil cro

[@cookiesandream4208]

@ridvan arikan are you saying Smitty and Swagger being like controlled cause it seems like it on colddones last night

[@cookiesandream4208]

Jslattt

[@isoantti]

How can someone be so incredibly offensive, yet completely immune to getting cancelled on Twitter??

[@davdmtz1247]

because he doesn’t care

[@cartersnurkowski1045]

Can’t be canceled if u don’t care abt being canceled

[@shenanigans4177]

What part is offensive?

[@KasperPSR]

what does it even mean to be cancelled? that twitter blocks you? that people give you shit for being offensive? the term is pretty vague to me

[@Aids_Viscunti]

welp...

[@user-pb1ko8il3w]

twomad is honestly one of the funniest dudes on youtube.

[@brightxheart]

Agreed bro 😂

[@comradekenobi6908]

One of? Can you tell me the others?

[@dubl33_27]

oh he makes racist jokes and he's funny, white people make racist jokes and they're racist. sure

[@Moxiisickagain]

@@dubl33_27 that's how it works

[@maxthefoooool]

@@dubl33_27 I don't see how that had to do with twomad being funny lol

[@guy_1698]

6:45 I am Asian and I can confirm, I’m laughing really hard at twomad’s jokes.

[@cinderbtw]

damn, rip twomad. you were funny while you were here, sorry you didn’t get the help you needed man.

[@Grgmit]

Rip

[@andrewdelp]

"I'm about to respond in another language" *subtitles that initially say "Wo ge zi xiao" Or "I this child small"

[@ianchoi7142]

You're directly translating word for word which makes no sense in English. What that sentence means is "I'm short." which is followed up with the next chinese caption "I'm no taller than 5 foot."

[@prestondanner5037]

Twomad learning a second language when this man can’t even speak basic English

[@jamdamn3485]

I did the same

[@Oofmart]

420 likes nice

[@anitaremenarova6662]

Twomad, Schlatt and Swagger are the best trio I could've ever asked for in these trying times

[@ef9307]

and fitz

[@TZ_]

Rest in peace Twomad

[@OhPureLily]

U misspelt piss, silly

[@upsidedownpyramid7617]

1:25 imagine he ends up pulling a mini Ladd and then we all look back at this clip like

[@scarwuvschuu7370]

Was thinking the same thing 😬😬😆

[@jonahevans1896]

Carson tho 👀

[@drewblondie4795]

@@jonahevans1896 Carson and mini ladder aren't comparable tbh

[@Bryophytan]

What happened with miniladd

[@cat9448]

@@Bryophytan he likes mini lads

[@pureblack.4270]

The thumbnail really tell us how this video is.

[@rainshadow378]

3:31 I now know I’m not alone, thank you Twomad

[@joeydubin7169]

SAME I thought I was

[@okshuri]

;))))

[@sleepless9003]

Yeah

[@loufa3404]

I think the Chinese subtitles are “I am short, my height is under 5 feet” or something like that idk I cheated on my Chinese final

[@ianchoi7142]

Yet you're correct.

[@yelvey8451]

Sooo we’re not gonna talking about that nice lil 3 piece ending with a quickscope 5:00

[@the_odd_cat553]

7:36 wait, why does Twomad know the melody of the ISIS anthem?!

[@pwyll63627]

Whats the title

[@the_odd_cat553]

@@pwyll63627 “my ummah, dawn has appeared”

[@imvocalinbed]

From memes i assume

[@purbattle2282]

I knew exactly from which isis execution video that is lol

[@HadiOwns]

Twomad is the literal embodiment of content and it’s beautiful

[@paava007]

Dude was literally invisible at 6:09 lol

[@vmoney3544]

funny number lmao

[@johnyang799]

@@vmoney3544 Like an uncertain sixty nine.

[@vmoney3544]

@@johnyang799 definitely

[@mrbirdba]

Thanks Valve

[@Thudro7]

What 64tick does to a mfer

[@aphroditus6609]

It feels weird now hearing twomad

[@gsarra]

Just imagine twomad popping out of a bush screaming in mandarin

[@sirspookybones1118]

In the next few videos

[@Maddenvisions]

Always can count on swagger to make me laugh Dawg😂

[@sander_fj1113]

Fosho dawg. Gatcha on that one dawg. Hell yeah dawg

[@themop7007]

Video has only been out for 4 minutes...

[@tenshigomesu2956]

@@themop7007 yeah....

[@Angel-kc7ck]

@@themop7007 There's a joke in the first 15 seconds. 4 minutes is more than enough to laugh.

[@wheresthemilk519]

AAHAHHAH LITTY DAWG 😂😂😂🔥📈💪🏻

[@brandenr6073]

Twomad doing his Chinese jokes is basically him doing the Tiananmen square copypasta in text to speech

[@clu7ch_bjviguers106]

3:16 i thought it was just me

[@finnrobertson2592]

I thought it was everyone

[@SlyHikari03]

Same

[@declanisgaming2887]

Twomad is the man of a thousand languages

[@scorpioengine4797]

why does swagger sound like he’s mimicking a sarcastic joe swanson

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

No I hear like an irl Peter Griffin voice

[@kylypytakki]

3:57 yeah this once happened to me and it felt really intriguing

[@mrniceperson_]

Twomad: **Breath** Kpop stans: Report him armys!

[@sierraluedtke5173]

i’m a kpop fan and i thought he was hilarious

[@ilovefuzzycats]

@@sierraluedtke5173 fr⁉️ we don’t care

[@hobi738]

Lmao idk which stans ur talking about but I think it’s safe to say a majority of stan twt doesn’t even know who he is😭

[@golfwangus]

@@ilovefuzzycats Dont be so hostile, some of them actually have good taste and functioning brains

[@taqqle]

your 7 months late pal...

[@eugenelee2462]

6:02 translation: I'm a small guy, I am not taller than 5 inches

[@ianchoi7142]

Its 5 foot, not 5 inches.

[@AutisticWimpyKid]

RIP Twomad still cannot believe he passed. I feel for him and his family

[@zeeweed3666]

Nor him his family he's trash

[@jamzee_]

I still love that Schlatt can be completely open about being bi, and people still say he’s homophobic. Fuckin great

[@InugamiTheHound]

which one is bisexual?

[@Coltdawg2]

@@InugamiTheHound Schlatt. The guy in red text.

[@うん-n7r]

what the fuck? i thought he was straight lol

[@CalpolMeister]

6:10 Did that guy just materialise out of nowhere

[@John-doe955]

I watched it back at 0.25 speed, yes

[@ٴ24]

i also noticed that HAHA

[@crat5644]

Pop in

[@simplyvibinn5417]

HAHAHAHA I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO GET REUPLOADED

[@Jack-nn6gn]

i could've sworn this was a reupload lmaooo, weren't there a few n words in the original?

[@simplyvibinn5417]

@@Jack-nn6gn the speech bubble said &$/?ER

[@Duenschissdoktor]

can't believe they're playing with gypsy crusader

[@Montygbc]

Which one is he?

[@bionicnimrod]

@@Montygbc ...

[@Duenschissdoktor]

@@Montygbc the one saying the n word

[@MegaExCaliber]

You say Crusaders

[@FangBoots]

Twomad

[@tylermills3368]

This aged well.

[@MartyMoos3]

1:25 kinda hit different since the carson stuff XD

[@Mr.Samoloth]

3:43 I can relate

[@johnolsson9862]

Seeing two mad in 2024 is wild

[@qrr_36xx2]

rest peace "toemad" Muudea Sedik

[@necrotazer]

As an Asian, I can confirm i love twomad's jokes

[@Strata69]

same

[@demonetization6596]

6:03 Swagger didn't actually say whatever was the subtitle in Chinese or he tried but it didn't sound at all like Chinese. The subtitle also translates to“ I have a small physique/I am very small and I not at all 5 feet tall.

[@arxeha]

3:15 throughout the whole discussion i've never been so relatable before

[@roast_mutton_chops]

Swagger is the type of person to bring up trigonometry at family dinner

[@shankvibes]

Swagger just casually pops off while Schlatt continues to explain that his mom has pneumonia

[@coffeewithkarlie]

let’s take a moment and appreciate the time and effort swagger had to go through to subtitle that mandarin 😂

[@NzScruff]

The crazy thing that twomad was talking about is actually relatable and I'm scared

[@Mezzy..]

Twomad's back must hurt from carrying this video lmao

[@labcoatreads]

"would you like to see twomad be racist about 8 minutes?" yes 🗿

[@chrisplaza318]

7:50 the game saying terrorist has the perfect timing

[@herperodger]

Lmao

[@tupakyary]

We need toemad and zuckles together in a video to achieve pure chaos

[@yeetus7285]

Today, I had to go to a funeral for my uncle, and I was a bearer (I helped move the casket with my uncle in it) and stuff. This vid cheered me up!

[@user-ql5jp5fg6f]

as a chinese person, i must say the subtitles are on point

[@BennyGvlogs]

I was drinking a sprite cranberry when Twomad just burst into spontaneous mandarin and the sprite cranberry came out my nose

[@tobytomlinson814]

6:33 Twomad the type of guy to learn another language just because its funny

[@andrewirving9919]

Your the only reason I laugh anymore to be honest .I just wanna die but you give me those ten minutes or so of sunshine thank you swags

[@alexpina639]

I couldn’t breathe when Schlatt kept saying his mom had pneumonia. Me and her have something in common now.

[@ashray69]

1:25 this aged like crazy

[@WhoDatBoi.]

8:02 got me tearing up

[@hnstomsee]

And now all the twomad drama has started I remembered these videos :(

[@nicholas_gurr]

I’m tryna see how long it’ll be till Swagger takes down this video

[@SlyHikari03]

Same. Man let his intrude thoughts win. We living in the bad timeline. This guy made me survive 2020, fr

[@gargantuanpp7761]

Now he's dead

[@hnstomsee]

@@gargantuanpp7761yeah i came back to watch this video to remember the good days.

[@guywholikesheavymetal8814]

Came here after I heard about twomad. Honestly, I don't know how to feel about.

[@TheRangaTanGaming]

TwoMad and SnipingSoup need to collab

[@notnothaze]

watching swagger play cs gives me so much anxiety lmao

[@TwoTwoTwane]

“What is that thing that islams do?” Game: 7:54

[@schizophrenicteletubby6261]

The Chinese characters in the title are "ta" "ma" and "de" which means fuck or damnit

[@holy.water.]

yeah doesnt it literally just say “fuck you”

[@ianchoi7142]

@@holy.water. not exactly, but it's basically the chinese equivalent of saying "Fuck." In frustration

[@cob9844]

The leaking sick was the most relatable part of this video

[@BaxxyNut]

Schlatt makes the videos 10x better lmao. This felt like a Fitz video

[@granthg]

wow same thumbnail amazing

[@REALHAM]

Not the same thumbnail but okay

[@eHammy1339]

ive never heard someone laugh so much saying “she’s gonna die”

[@imme9358]

These guys sound like they're in 2012 nice to see some things don't change

[@ooof6897]

Samee

[@RiverSomethingOrOther]

Never drinking water while watching a swagger video with twomad in them again. Now, like schlatts mom, I too have pneumonia

[@janesqmelon]

As a asian- i laughed so hard- water came out my nose and i started crying 💀

[@OtodusMega]

As a Chinese person, I can assure you that twomad wasn't speaking mandarin I don't even understand what he means

[@esentries]

Don't worry. We can't even understand him in English sometimes.

[@jigglewiggle6284]

Bruh I’m cooked asf and this shit just hit different

[@Maloy-vz8xg]

Rip twomad 🤲🏻

[@Kingkhan0440]

As a Muslim I find this content hilarious and don’t give 2 shits about it being offensive it’s just funny

[@methanoI]

fr

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

Other: yo this is offensive! Me (laughing loudly): what'd you expect?, Continue laughing at Hamood

[@overlyfatman9722]

3:17 ya, small drops for 30 mins

[@postmodernjoe]

More like 15 mins for me

[@conc3rn106]

You know you’re a prodigy when “35 minutes ago” has 51k views

[@mnzr7030]

"whats that shit islams do" that part got me dead. im muslim and i died

[@siico9971]

Swagger like barely talk but he still has the best content i love it

[@jacksonswain6529]

I feel like the only people that can watch these vids and enjoy them are people thatve been watching for awhile and are in on the inside jokes 😂😂

[@triangulated5587]

4:01 I used to

[@AshiBass]

1:24 is this referring to carson?

[@lolzhunter]

Probably not no

[@ThatTsukuya]

0:28 "cultrually" nice lol

[@lizardi1037]

funniest vid ive seen since fitz stopped uploading

[@michaelmarkovich5247]

Longtime Spotify listener of the podcast here, no way to leave 5 star review on Spotify but I’ll put one here, always listen to the podcast at work and really helps the days fly by. Hope to listen to many more to come!

[@Gambit_YT]

Only true men be crushing on twomad.. UWU