Swedish chef making a pumpkin pie - The Muppets

[@rippingtons60]

At least he actually completed a dish for once.

[@UGNAvalon]

I think he was intending to make a jack-o-lantern

[@pendlera2959]

@@UGNAvalon He said pumpkin at the beginning.

[@pensukatheknight]

@@pendlera2959 even though one of the pumpkins said "this ain't my first Halloween"

[@RingoandCarlin]

Yeah if Jim Henson were still alive to see this he'd be proud to see The Swedish Chef made something edible

[@peterschmitz6446]

YEAH !! He never achieved that ever before. :-)

[@EminencePhront]

"Hey, let's assume that this insane Swede doesn't have a battle axe."

[@davidparr4636]

They made the first mistake they counted on a Swedish man not being prepared.

[@mikakoskelainen1561]

What are you talking about every swede have a battle axe

[@manxgirl]

They should've pointed out how filthy it was. Removing rust takes time. Time they needed to make a long term escape plan.

[@Adamguy2003]

He's not insane, just colorful\ eccentric.

[@Adamguy2003]

That actually would have been REALLY clever of them! Even a chef as unconventional as the Swedish Chef would undoubtedly recognize the importance of having clean tools utensils when cooking.

[@GibbyCat]

Let's be fair, he made excellent pies with that Bazooka.

[@jossuecabrera8611]

A comment 9 days ago in a video made 10 Years ago.

[@ponyfan4life]

I agree

[@smokingcatcomicscollectibl2131]

Not the first time he used firearms in the kitchen, either--he's used a blunderbuss to unstick pancakes from the ceiing and threaten a turtle for soup, a rifle to make holes in doughnuts, and a pistol to make a tossed salad. Must be a member of the NRA.

[@AWriterWandering]

It’s a piezooka

[@herbetson1963]

Wait you don't use a bezookie to make a pie?! Lol

[@kingkiryu1325]

No matter how old I get. I will always love the swedish chef

[@mal1465]

I’m 64 and I love Swedish chef, Animal,and Beaker

[@KH-nt7ej]

Me too.

[@blairterry9435]

Me too!! Bwahahahaha ahahahahahaha!! He’s halarious!

[@blue-sea8901]

I love Gonzo besides Kermit.

[@orange_cat]

I liked that Swedish chef puppet too, well done. Today's Swedish chef would be named Mohammad and be a bit rapey.

[@oddish4352]

No modern kitchen is complete without a handy dandy bazooka.

[@WorldWalker128]

Keeps those pesky relatives from getting into the food before everyone arrives, that's for sure!

[@eyeseer1]

Swedish are prepared.

[@vapsa56]

@fredbrandon1645 Ooooohhhhhh! Where did you find that? I need to order it. Sonoma? Or Amazon?

[@geraldduncan5646]

Don’t all well equipped kitchens keep one handy just in case????

[@provetamin]

​@@geraldduncan5646only the swedish ones

[@ObsessedKangaroo]

"Oh my gosh." The sheer shock of the pumpkin when he has the axe.🤣

[@classifiedveteran9879]

😳 _~oh my gosh..._

[@whovianhistorybuff]

How were they not expecting an insane Scandinavian man in a foreign country to not have a battle axe within easy reach?

[@Swedish-flavor-frontiers]

@@whovianhistorybuffas an actual Swede I can confirm that we have battle axes for defense, it’s like you and guns

[@whovianhistorybuff]

@@Swedish-flavor-frontiers FYI I'm not an American gun nut, I'm a Brit with a love of Britain's history with the Vikings 🇬🇧

[@Swedish-flavor-frontiers]

@@whovianhistorybuff sooo… you got a knife innit

[@gilbertotabares8196]

Let it never be said that the Swedish Chef's kitchen isn't properly stocked with just the right tools.

[@geraldduncan5646]

Even Martha Stewart would jealous….hahaha 🤪

[@R.Oates7902]

I have those things in my kitchen ready to go Lol!

[@MechaWolf0]

The right tools for what!?

[@GallerySpecter]

I don't know who's crazier: the Chef for using a bazooka to make pie, or the guy who *_sold a rocket launcher to a Muppet._*

[@tcpratt1660]

The same guy who tried selling Bert a number eight, so I'm told...

[@vapsa56]

Oh, come on. This is America! You can get a cruise missile at Walmart. Hypersonic if you go to one of the fancy stores.

[@nessamillikan6247]

@@tcpratt1660 Actually, it was Ernie, but he already bought a bunch of 9s.

[@nessamillikan6247]

That's a tough choice between Crazy Harry or the Swedish Chef.

[@kabuto23ful]

Why not both

[@hornetscales8274]

"We make it to Thanksgiving.....you're on your own." You simply don't try to upstage a Muppet. It doesn't end well.

[@meganroberts8721]

Yup, just look back at miss piggy. She knows and uses karate

[@oddish4352]

Well, technically the pumpkins were muppets, too.

[@Adamguy2003]

I think this is the only Swedish Chef short I've seen in which,when he throws his utensils behind him upon finishing his little song, he isn't then startled by the crashing sounds they make.

[@frederickglass1583]

Im still waiting for him to mistake steilhandgranates for spoons

[@Aerox90]

As a swede I can confirm this is how we make pömpkin pie

[@pensukatheknight]

with a bazooka?

[@Brock-brock]

Wait, what?

[@Kris-yr3zc]

🤣😂🤣

[@Stefan-]

Klart man har bazookas !

[@Chemical_Argentum]

@@Stefan- Carl Gustaf!

[@42lookc]

"I blame myself". Best line of acceptance of your fate ever.

[@18karatgold6]

0:38 “Oh my gosh.” LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@mrs.anonymous6291]

I love when chef says "yeah a modern kitchen and then he looks over his shoulder to check it" so cute!

[@brianmcclure4913]

If the food starts talking back, I'm outta a job.

[@pierocivitarese7582]

Ha Ha, that's really funny. You have made my day.

[@manxgirl]

Well, Rizzo's mother taught him, "Never eat singing fruit."

[@pendlera2959]

Does that mean you never cook beans?

[@roguelead72]

If the food starts talking back, I'm going to have a discussion with my mushroom supplier.

[@mistermonstr699]

if the food starts talking back, i have a new job

[@weirdredpanda]

Y'all can make fun of him if you want, but the last few times I tried to make pumpkin pies with a bazooka, they didn't turn out nearly as good as his. Maybe I'm using the wrong brand of pumpkin? Bazookas are also good at turning apples into applesauce.

[@jennybarton6057]

And people into peoplesauce

[@roguelead72]

You need an SMAW like he's using.

[@shanerountree3623]

I'm thinking you're probably using the wrong ammunition in the bazooka, are you using the APFSDS? The proper ammunition for cooking with an bazooka is an High Explosive Anti Tank round, a.k.a an H.E.A.T round.

[@yourpancake5136]

Nah, you're better off using one o' them shrink rays to make applesauce

[@TheKoriKasai]

You have to use the sentient pumpkins

[@CyberMetalOverlord]

The sight of the swedish chef starting a chainsaw, is both hilarious and terrifying.

[@eyeseer1]

Ash Williams meets Jim Henson vibes.

[@chancegivens9390]

@@eyeseer1 I'd watch the shit out of that!

[@tinasjostrand2677]

We do have well stocked kitchens here in Sweden.

[@bluefender9489]

It had to be a Husqvarna

[@eyeseer1]

Killer puppets are awesome

[@tashas4241]

I'm a simple woman,. I see Swedish Chef skit, I'm clicking on it FAST! He was my favourite Muppet. 😊

[@mikehughes4969]

The "bort bort bort" never fails to kill me. Every single time.

[@MikehMike01]

bjork

[@jonasthemovie]

@@MikehMike01 Bort bort bort makes more sense.

[@bride4jesus0126]

I submit he should say A-bort, bort bort. ABORT! Lol

[@rogerwilco2]

I think it's bork bork bork.

[@jonasthemovie]

@@rogerwilco2 Muppets spell it Børk, which makes no sense at all. Especially since ø is danish/norwegian while ö is swedish.

[@gwgux]

"He'll never have that" This isn't the average chef. 🤣

[@waitingforwhoasked6403]

Didn’t his cousin literally shoot a turkey and make a whole cooked turkey, display and all?

[@kristinazubic9669]

@@waitingforwhoasked6403 he has a cousin??

[@waitingforwhoasked6403]

@@kristinazubic9669 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qvhZ6kgqqciJY It was actually his uncle, sorry

[@kristinazubic9669]

@@waitingforwhoasked6403 thanks 🤣🤣

[@jessfrankel5212]

Tim's Tool Time: "More power!" Swedish Chef: "More weaponry!"

[@tcpratt1660]

Tim Taylor and the Swedish Chef, with Major Kong, who tells them, "Power? Weaponry? More of both - YEEEEEHAAAAA!!!"

[@pamelah6431]

Add Jeremy Clarkson: Speeeed!

[@axelreboot8475]

You got to love how Jim was able to make felt puppets appeal to so many people with his sense of creativity and his sense of humor can go from light hearted to dark in a matter of a few seconds

[@geraldduncan5646]

RIP. Jim. You were truly a skilled craftsman when it came to all of both your creations as well as many of those hysterical character voices you and your fellow puppeteers came up with. Truly Genius!!

[@brettkoeshall2325]

The Swedish Chef can sure pumpkin pie with a bazooka.

[@gordon-1]

Attending my brother's wedding in 1978 (yes, more than 44 years ago), I remember an old man complaining that he was missing The Muppet Show.

[@raiknightshade3442]

He may be a Swedish chef, but he's got a veritable Swiss Army Knife of kitchen tools at his disposal!

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

A rare instance where the stars of the segment were the food rather than the Chef. In fact I think this is the most (coherent) dialogue a Swedish Chef segment has ever had.

[@carloscrispens4816]

That's an impressively well-stocked kitchen.

[@lenevee4925]

Gotta love the Swedish Chef, he is so innovative when it comes to meals eventhough I couldn't be in the same room while he is cooking. Statler and Waldorf have been throwing shade for decades.

[@geraldduncan5646]

Statler and Waldorf, Whata pair to draw to,eh?😂

[@foodieyumiko5593]

They knew they messed up, when he actually had a bazooka🤣

[@michaelkowal3230]

The first one realised that after the chainsaw came out, hence why the second one had a go

[@andylast1898]

When life gets you down watch Swedish chef .

[@bonnienichalson5151]

Definitely s Cure for many thing that alie you Bork Bork ! 🎃✨🍁👍🍷👏🎃✨🍂🍁🎶

[@Willysmb44]

Am I the only one who thought the bazooka was FAR more authentic looking than a lot of the movies these days?

[@danielgreen6547]

Definitely not bad.

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

Well done by the prop department

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

"Hey do we have a bazooka?" **the eyes of the prop guy light up**

[@weirdredpanda]

@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat *Prop guy* "Finally!"

[@roguelead72]

It's actually an SMAW, an anti-tank rocket of Swedish design.

[@billycash6393]

"Hey bet you don't have a bazooka...ah damn" "I blame myself for this one"

[@masonmaliwauki3673]

Swedish Chef, armed with the Swedish Carl Gustaf Recoiless Rifle. Well done Muppets, the classic attention to detail on display.

[@squirreltakular9049]

It looks more like a SMAW. I was really hoping he was going to pull out a Gustav.

[@masonmaliwauki3673]

@@squirreltakular9049 looking again that’s fair, it was the backward positioning that threw me off on my first look.

[@BlindingDarkness1111]

Pumpkin Pie a la Bazooka...I love the Swedish Chef 😘🤣🤣🤣

[@kinglouie1495]

Pukkin pie a la bazooki

[@BlindingDarkness1111]

@@kinglouie1495 Yes! That is it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeleboeuf]

I absolutely love this guy he's hilarious.

[@frederickglass1583]

Swedish Chef is a damn M O O D

[@LIONTAMER3D]

I can't even think of The Swedish Chef without laughing

[@susanbrown4297]

We used to watch the Muppets all time. A family thing. I miss that!

[@78Players]

0:12 "First we get to slicey dicey for making the pumpkin gooch" - Chef is a freak

[@Hamineycorn]

Swedish Chef is speaking comprehensive Swedish gibberish.

[@Hamineycorn]

0:11

[@Olivetank7]

1:21 I like the pumpkins having that "oh crap!" Face when the swedish chef pulls out a freaking rpg, to make pumpkin pie.

[@HardRockMiner]

The original angry chef. Gordon Ramsey got nothin on this guy.

[@juliescholes3203]

Love The Swedish Chef, this was a funny sketch but Chicken in a basket is absolutely hilarious 😂😂.

[@pschroeter1]

I feel sad. Pumpkin pie used to be my favorite, but now I can't eat them after seeing how they are made.

[@borochifox]

That 'Oh my gosh' gets me every time 😆

[@dOMINIClord-by3se]

Muppets always brilliant , swedish chef so silly alot of the time messes things up better than alot of so called chefs i have known, mia san mia .

[@janejones5362]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I saw this guy in the 80s, when my oldest was a toddler. STILL cracks me up, lol!!!! Im 65 😊.

[@mrhax4464]

Forget Gorgon Ramsey, toss aside that entire master chef dribble. Right here is the true culinary genius.

[@AutismTakesOn]

Swedish Chef seems more like a soldier than a chef to me.

[@billhanna2148]

Ask your mom she's always been a good soldier like all mom's 🤣😂😜

[@flitsertheo]

I can't think of an example right now but they use rather military terminology in kitchens too.

[@vintagelady1]

Definitely needed a laugh today! Thanks, Muppets, you were the best ever!

[@italian_weirdo]

My life is complete. Best video I’ve ever seen. A muppet murdering sentient pumpkins. 63/10

[@and_mak]

Guys, did you really think that a guy with a battle axe wouldn't have a bazooka?

[@killerkraut9179]

atleast there was a chance

[@flitsertheo]

For a modern kitchen (as mentioned in the video) a bazooka is rather outdated. Even in the 1970s-80s we had more modern rocket launchers available.

[@killerkraut9179]

@@flitsertheo I think Bazooka is more used as a over term !

[@InsanePsycho289]

1:21 a good chef is prepared for all eventualities (that includes cooking with a bazooka)

[@albertdietrich-ramirez5925]

Pumpkin Gooch? LOL! Kitchen knife, battle ax, chainsaw, and now a bazooka. A bazooka! A bazooka! Ouch!!!!!!! 1:25

[@dhaang126]

I always thought Martha Stewart has the best bazooka pumpkin pie, but Swedish Chef is definitely a close second.

[@teresadilts7876]

Best show ever. Introduced granddaughters to them, they love it too

[@n.y.174]

That "oh my gosh!" 😂

[@jordanmiranda5583]

If he isn't one of the funniest characters live action or puppet all time I just don't want to live

[@craig1538]

"Shooo-be-door-bee-durr-bee-durr". Never a true word spoken.

[@CiveSha]

I'm myself a Swede. And this is hilarious.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

What's he saying, tho...? Sorry, I know. I know.

[@KH-nt7ej]

Ah...was wondering what a Swede would think of Swedish chef. 😂

[@soltrippiv4988]

1:24 Pumpkin Blame Himself

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Absolutely a classic. Really miss the Muppets.

[@darthmaltodextrin1899]

I would have expected The Swedish Chef to own a Husqvarna chainsaw as it's a Swedish brand. I guess he bought a more affordable saw so he could save up for that bazooka.

[@haroldb1856]

The Swedish chef is the reason I became a chef. Sadly, I never managed to learn Swedish.

[@kristinazubic9669]

Neither did he!

[@provetamin]

what? he's fluent ​@@kristinazubic9669

[@rcgunner7086]

The Swedish Chef actually used a Carl Gustav to make a pumpkin pie? Someone out there knows their 'bazookas'! LOL!

[@Missunderstood103]

Last thing I thought I'd get in my algorithm after this election was the chainsaw weilding-bazooka pumpkin blasting Swedish Chef! 4 once, my algorithm hit it outta the park!🤣🤣🖖💚✌️🕊️☮️

[@samconduct1356]

It's the sound of the Bazooka getting primed that gets me.

[@katis7673]

Classic! Love the Swedish Chef😂

[@TheEmperorjun]

Ohhh.....muppets.....since the day I first saw your show that was when we had our first black and white tv way back 1984, your world turned me up side down and never again recovered except for watching casual video clips of your nostalgic past...thank you for the fun and laughter...your show is and will ever be the greatest show on earth now that I am turning 50... :)

[@MackeyDeez]

Swedish chef videos taught me how to cook. 😅😅😅

[@michaelgoff4504]

Everything I know about cooking came from the Swedish Chef. Also, my wife for some reason never let me cook.

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

There was the Muppet Christmas movie (there are at least 3) that had all the Muppets from the different shows (Sesame Street, the Muppets, Fraggle Rock) together and the Swedish Chef was trying to make a turkey dinner but the turkey was from NY and was tricking him out of killing and cooking him, He then tricked him into going after Big Bird, In the end he wound up serving vegetable soup.

[@moonw5814]

That old pumpkin is the spitting image of my late uncle Paul.

[@ExquisiteBean]

I swear the characters with live hands is always the funniest

[@RastaSaiyaman]

Bjorn from ABBA once said, “Thanks to The Muppet Show, people think the Swedes are truly like that chef! … Which is TRUE, of course!”

[@TheKnifeRaven]

They should've told him to use a Holy Grail. That'll keep him busy... *Swedish Chef and the Holy Grail*

[@loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538]

Victims in the after life "I got to admit, I did not expect the chainsaw".

[@sanderdejong66]

Automatic KZbin subtitles thinks they are talking in French 🤣

[@Carol-D.1324]

First thing first, don’t put your pumpkins outside..it scares them. Second…pumpkin pie is delicious.

[@fredringle8321]

Funny and funny and hilarious yes yes totally awesome funny I wonder what they are going to do for Christmas.

[@kxmode]

Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

[@smokeynedith3555]

I have the entire DVD set but I've never seen THIS one. That was really funny, especially when they turned into pies. Loved it. Now I can watch the chef on KZbin and every time he says, "Bork, Bork, Bork!" I say it along with him, lol.

[@zounds010]

I think this is from the 'Muppets tonight' series.

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

oh my word, I fully understand the swedish chef.

[@christinesinclair6938]

I remember a friend showing me this, unaware that I know how a Swedish Chef skit will go, so I knew it would just keep going.

[@bookgirl2]

I'm not making pie out of anything that is talking back to me! Poor pumpkins!!

[@itzakpoelzig330]

Punky pie a la bazookie actually looks pretty great.

[@BlueSpace84]

BORK BORK FORK! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shireecox122]

I absolutely love the Muppets. This is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@labyrinthgirl17]

Those pies looked almost as good as his flapjacks de blunderbuss. xD

[@stevenpastor1391]

If my ingredients talked to me, I'd slap myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.

[@peterpiper831]

I saw one of these Swedish chefs working at the IKEA cafe.

[@moyerreiners1534]

Now that is how you make pumpkin pie

[@FormerArea51]

Yes I agree! Every good chef needs a bazooka in their kitchen....😂

[@jennywc]

This. Is. The. Greatest. Video. I. Have. Ever. Seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MisfitsFiendClub138]

Waldorf and Statler throwing shade as usual 😂

[@barkingmouse8152]

Could be a meme of SO many things..

[@pensukatheknight]

well at least the pies will have a real blast of flavor

[@James.Oakleaf]

I think chef was the cook in the world wars

[@Legman688]

Of course the Swedish Chef's bazooka is a Charlie G.

[@justin2308]

“I gotta admit, I did not expect the chainsaw.” But you expected the battleaxe? 🤨

[@ehyehasherehyeh3304]

Sweden man, lots of axes

[@justin2308]

@@ehyehasherehyeh3304You make a good point…

[@roberthuffer6591]

This is the greatest mystery of all time. How this chef is still in business, and has never received a summons from the board of health.

[@flitsertheo]

Would you give a summons to a battle axe, chain saw and bazooka wielding chef ? Who knows what he'll turn up with.

[@roberthuffer6591]

@flitsertheo. I did not think of that. You make a very good point.

[@garyproffitt5941]

Pure laughter🤣👍 and thankyou Muppets😊👍