I'm British and that chess joke killed me, but I survived unlike the queen
@jackbomb99192 жыл бұрын
As a British person I agree with this statement, and may or may not have a more offensive reply for the one who made it lol
@amnaniqbal8576 Жыл бұрын
noice comment
@irongamer2994 Жыл бұрын
That was me too
@Slenderbender20062 жыл бұрын
Crazy how jokes are actually funny when he's not on TikTok
@ravengaming10262 жыл бұрын
Dude if he was on tik tok he would get canceled
@Men_Of_Culture332 жыл бұрын
@@ravengaming1026 yea because tiktok has a bias algorithm originally made for propaganda in communist china abd now being used by capitalist pigs. In other words, TikTok is dogshit
@@ravengaming1026 yeah it’s where the snowflakes gather.
@PannenTheKoek2 жыл бұрын
That one kid who barely hit puberty wanting to criticise everyone's jokes and DeLivErY
@GWEBBIN2 жыл бұрын
remember jokes need delivery🤓
@villianbane18722 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was a girl 😭
@quaiddairloom92212 жыл бұрын
Super annoying
@DayZeroChannel2 жыл бұрын
That was a female bro.
@PannenTheKoek2 жыл бұрын
@@DayZeroChannel then it's even worse. Why does she think she understands the concept of jokes and delivery. Name one funny female. Jk, my wife is very funny, especially when she thinks she can take my card and spend it all
@cdr_heathcliff23902 жыл бұрын
I had some pretty good jokes for this lobby!
@albertgutierrez70182 жыл бұрын
How do I join a lobby for a vid.
@Daniel-ng2ru2 жыл бұрын
@@albertgutierrez7018 discord
@tankdestroyer48032 жыл бұрын
I had horrible joke
@MrDiceZack2 жыл бұрын
Your voice was perfect for the jokes bro, you did well!
@Nathan_p682 жыл бұрын
You have a wonderful voice and delivery
@seanlader54222 жыл бұрын
Bro that 8-bit laugh was killing me man 😂😂
@helagrow2 жыл бұрын
No idea what the fuck was happening to Coreys mic man, but good god I hope it never fixes, I was laughing my ass off at it.
@seanrobey8335 Жыл бұрын
It got me too😂😂😂
@Firefox4hire2 жыл бұрын
14:50 Dang I didn’t know that would work I love Swiftor’s blank for a second
@TheBoxingNinja2 жыл бұрын
20:00 this one took me so long to get, I thought they were just doing it to each other, not her dead body.
@sumitmittal88502 жыл бұрын
that one just lets the people check how awful of a person they are. i laughed. I'm awful af
@phobe10422 жыл бұрын
@@sumitmittal8850 same
@garrettbenedek1036 Жыл бұрын
THATS THE nvm
@xShadow_MD Жыл бұрын
Bruh i had to hear it 6 times to finally understand it....
@Bradygoat6390 Жыл бұрын
Delivery is half of the battle . Also like Swift says " Know your audience "
@Bradygoat6390 Жыл бұрын
Liked the Digiorno reference too Swiftor
@tj62982 жыл бұрын
I think when it's down to the Final 2 you should have them line up and they both tell 1 joke each and the highest percent joke wins
@jithineey2 жыл бұрын
+1
@John03030 Жыл бұрын
18:53 only if he did keep on holding on since that’d be perfect with his “what’s stronger than family”😂😂
@syonic4043 Жыл бұрын
Wish he didnt die, people both in chat and discord were being soft asf
@juliansinghbassi53202 жыл бұрын
46:10 This one was gold, people voted no because he was searching for the joke.
@jayzzojay27772 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, everyone searched for a joke
@itsnotukulele986419 күн бұрын
The time travel joke was the real national treasure, people not getting it including swiftor made it even more hilarious for the few who got it😭😭
@juliansinghbassi532019 күн бұрын
@@itsnotukulele9864 could you put a timestamp please?
@justinlom97832 жыл бұрын
That chuckle after the paul Walker joke made me laugh and rewind 5x 😂
@kayden_belle2 жыл бұрын
imagine this but with professional comedians
@NotDaveWhy2 жыл бұрын
Next Mr. Beast video???
@Christian-mf4jt Жыл бұрын
Will take forever
@FuttBuck. Жыл бұрын
With real guns
@scorpser45172 жыл бұрын
He needs to do a no limit jokes again
@yxzl1l1l1l1l.7_ombieGlitcher2 жыл бұрын
please.
@plsdontshoot36142 жыл бұрын
Eh. It was just a bunch of people with the same sense of humor they had at 12
@robooxisgood27182 жыл бұрын
I hate it when people vote no on good jokes and yes on bad jokes
@KGM40242 жыл бұрын
Bro the vids been out for 6 minutes
@Slenderbender20062 жыл бұрын
Bro must have found a way to watch the video on x10
@dyyuds84912 жыл бұрын
Bro this guy makes the same content evry time
@Mita-l6g2 жыл бұрын
Bro didn't even watched the whole video
@jeremybates38832 жыл бұрын
well it’s your opinion so
@therealdrakedenny Жыл бұрын
2 years ago, I stumbled upon one of his videos and I've been hooked ever since.
@larrytemen47892 жыл бұрын
See guys. That’s the look of complete loss of faith in humanity lol (I laughed extremely hard) 53:13
@HypedRakan Жыл бұрын
That guy humping the wall at 11:06 in the background has me ROLLING 😂
@bluepenguin2071 Жыл бұрын
8:53 his knife twirling at the end seals this clip for me
@Alucard_Mihawk3842 жыл бұрын
The panda joke was 20/10 🤣🤣🤣
@orhanalbecer4839 Жыл бұрын
Swift: make jokes for familiys and kids..“ Swift 2 seconds later: shots right in the face 😂
@Silxnce723 Жыл бұрын
“If your skin was a different color it would have been more affective” Swift 2023
@itsnotukulele986419 күн бұрын
The time travel joke was genius, and swiftor not getting it made it hilarious😂 😂
@justchilldude4777 Жыл бұрын
Bro wtf the 1forrest1 joke was gold. 😭
@Plutonium941502 жыл бұрын
Amazing to see og content creators still pushing daily video's.
@user-do2ux4kx9l Жыл бұрын
The fact he saw the gray person on the fountain out side around 15:00 looked at hime then saw other guys and didnt kill Grey guy
@YahshuaSavesByYahuah2 жыл бұрын
Oof that orphan joke was priceless! Hahaha adoption 1,000% of the time.
@Maximus-z4g Жыл бұрын
"How many dead bodies does it take to repair a broken light? Apparently, it takes more than seven because my light is still off" is so funny. 🤣
@ispenttoomuchongear Жыл бұрын
seriously, your video formats are all fun, but the people not being able to shut the fuck up in the background for 2 seconds until the joke is delivered kills it. Still a thumbs up and keep it going! :)
@crispeppard85772 жыл бұрын
At 52:50, that's our teacher saying that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AustynRoach2 жыл бұрын
swiftors eyes at 20:24😂😂😂😂
@dxrioo99 Жыл бұрын
54:09 has to be the best one💀
@StonerTrey2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying at the joke @ 18:57 😭😭😂😂
@Spartos839 ай бұрын
18:13 some dude burbs * swift: no burping on stream, thank you very much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chr0niC_C2 жыл бұрын
Dude the joke at 18:51 got me 😂
@zatoichibandit2 жыл бұрын
I can’t understand what he’s saying on that one. I got it. It was , whatever tree that Paul walker hit.
@SephWise Жыл бұрын
I get that KZbin and TikTok have their strict "guidelines" that you'll *need* to abide by in order to remain monetized, but at the end of the day, comedy is subjective and NOTHING should be labeled as "off limits". You can joke about anything, just not with everyone.
@ricomoreno5369 Жыл бұрын
I was so fricking surprised when I heared the sex joke
@childofnewlight Жыл бұрын
"Faux pas" joke was hilarious.
@dawghorseman38992 жыл бұрын
Sniper needs to chill, he interrupts 50% of the jokes.
@yougotdeadlol_yt Жыл бұрын
I'm christian but I found that Jesus joke funny by the Irish character at 21:33
@baoge45912 жыл бұрын
That Panda joke is hilarious.
@StefanKaizur2 жыл бұрын
duck got them bangers
@Desmond-dc2qx Жыл бұрын
Swiftor: laughs at a joke chat looking at the yes: MINE MINE MINE MINE
@RadarTheHedghog1 Жыл бұрын
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day…Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for life!
@ambroiserabier4294 Жыл бұрын
13:55 was funny, more funny than a few jokes right before. Maybe my tastes are different given that English isn't my first language.
@TitanCrusader2 жыл бұрын
I got an ad right as he shot the guy who did the IHOP joke lol
@courtneyestati5061 Жыл бұрын
Honestly surprised there werent more anecdote type jokes.
@-Arrow1920-2 жыл бұрын
the dude that did the british chess joke kinda hit hard on me geez...
@Sebastian-bs5dq2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy first and last joke got me dead asf
@Ray-ko1po2 жыл бұрын
I was having a stressful time with recent exams and this short that lead me to your videos that helped me relax. Thanks
@unpopulareli73332 жыл бұрын
U should be studying instead of wasting your pathetic life watching these videos.
@nl99632 жыл бұрын
I like these better when you're not on tiktok 😂😂😂
@jamesworleydashesfuturemod89492 жыл бұрын
I love how bad their hiding places are
@blackmerkit142 Жыл бұрын
Swiftor: "K.Y.A" My dumbass: "Kill your ass?!" Swiftor: "Know Your Audience, guys." Me: "...fu-"
@onienlol2 жыл бұрын
13:40 Swiftor heard this same joke about 2 years ago and he didn't laugh then xD I guess his humor changed a bit.
@amnaniqbal8576 Жыл бұрын
this guy did a good one 45:07 , is that everyone switched off their brain cells for 20s. i wished that 4 year old would mute themself
@itsnotukulele986419 күн бұрын
Man, that joke was for people who catch on quick, and swiftor not getting was the cherry on top. Guy won even though died'
@hexagonshorts21862 жыл бұрын
21:20 Or maybe it took only one nail to hang up the painting
@ZombieCraft-ds4bm2 жыл бұрын
I love the joke: What does Jesus and princess peach have in common? They both got nailed by an Italian. Can’t remember if it’s been said before in a match
@Zona9842 жыл бұрын
Bro 💀
@TheboysCreed2 жыл бұрын
man some of the jokes, gosh man, they had me cracking up
@brianbitting35622 жыл бұрын
The panda joke had me crack up !
@WitsMark Жыл бұрын
38:52 i know a Borderlands reference when i see it 😂
@jaysnipez25222 жыл бұрын
42:48 was one of the worst jokes I’ve heard in this series been watching for years 💀
@JewKyle666 Жыл бұрын
That jew to heaven joke was gold xD Duck deserved to go through
@shawnbrewer872 Жыл бұрын
BRO THAT LANDMINE ONE I WAS JUST THINKING
@dankroot15872 жыл бұрын
21:05 Nailed it!
@DrakonisNegatum3 ай бұрын
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the wheelchair olympics? Walking." I'm voting Yes... also, may god have mercy on your soul lmao
@smokeyydopeyy1834 Жыл бұрын
That joke was bizarre 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@skylerwellman71 Жыл бұрын
It’s a joke. No matter the subject. If you get offended by a joke, thats a you problem. Maybe comedy isn’t for you.
@jaekamei2 жыл бұрын
Religious, Sexual and Political jokes are the best.
@ethanprovost9062 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the great content swifter
@textontelegraam_swiftor12 жыл бұрын
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@ElijahNMitchell2 жыл бұрын
“Well done” made me chuckle as a Jew.
@PannenTheKoek2 жыл бұрын
I was just watching the latest hide and seek. Now this pops up and it's a long video, I'm questioning my YT life before I found your content.
@textontelegraam_swiftor12 жыл бұрын
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@creeperspartan1178 Жыл бұрын
The illnesses joke was hilarious.
@-Sceneshorts- Жыл бұрын
Wtf did he say i cant tell
@brianbitting35622 жыл бұрын
One of the best my personal favorite swiftor says
@fireviper5063 Жыл бұрын
21:36 so of you guys are snowflakes lol. Im a Christian and this joke was still hilarious to me
@CMNUnknown Жыл бұрын
That one dude that hid and left his house 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Solsama03 Жыл бұрын
I feel like if swift laughs it should add like 5% positive votes lol
@sodem13ter32 Жыл бұрын
I work in a restaurant, i loved the tonight's diner on me joke. :D
@T.K.F.N.2 жыл бұрын
He needed to tweak is AC. Cuz the joke heat got high🤣
@Youarereadingmycomment2 жыл бұрын
Has there ever been a 100% joke
@nathanmalbrue29242 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I liked the chicken cross the road joke
@tzvirubin97082 жыл бұрын
1:00:24 swiftor a guy camo'd so well you actually walked right passed him. i had to rewatch a few times just to make sure
@Thrajigglemanstrikes2 жыл бұрын
That's a dead body...
@invaliduserist2 жыл бұрын
The guy by the door? You must be on 360p because that's a corpse
@shardell2 жыл бұрын
He judged a joke next to another guy, passed him, looked back at him, saw his red diamond, and still didn’t get him lol
@JPINFV Жыл бұрын
Why does Amazon have good jokes? They're all about delivery.
@Tilin3000-ju1lj Жыл бұрын
If swifter laughs chat, chooses yes😂
@LunoSays Жыл бұрын
"Bye RainbowKappa" 🤣
@Official-V-V2 жыл бұрын
As someone who was adopted myself, I think you need to reset your mindset on what it really is to adopt a child. Sick video swift!!
@andrewwolf43092 жыл бұрын
I'm adopted and as an adult I realize you can't love and raise another mans son the same as your own. Very very few have that kind of ability. I rather have been aborted then lived the life I had.
@tw3ck082 жыл бұрын
What’s the diff between family and multiplayer? “ you are guaranteed a squad but not a family”
@AzulDevin68802 жыл бұрын
I had some black friends, they were good neighbors but one day they disappeared. I went to go ask my dad to help find them but before I even told him what happened, I noticed we were suddenly rich
@ImCeeJay2 жыл бұрын
I got the skin through the Burger King Mexico app. Signed up with three emails and one hit for me. Edit: Went to check and looks like it's still available to sign up for. Just make sure you put your phone number in after signing up. If anyone is looking to score it of course.
@Liam694302 жыл бұрын
THE AMOUNT OF SWEARS SWIFTER ONLY CRAP
@sirdrwaffles2 жыл бұрын
52:52 was my high school teacher
@Velka-.-2 жыл бұрын
Anfony still with the long jokes
@Rupet43972 жыл бұрын
Yo we need another no limit jokes
@hv84232 жыл бұрын
That first joke was soooo bad 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@MrNobody91 Жыл бұрын
50:22 my favorite prolly 😂😂
@SyrianEiAD2 жыл бұрын
You guys should definitely come to the twitch and vote for me if you want more dad jokes🥸
@argreath Жыл бұрын
20:30 still trying to figure out the joke
@soybeanis2 жыл бұрын
38:52 Borderlands reference??
@soybeanis2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apeaeJtjeqZ1nJI context
@DruncWizard Жыл бұрын
I’m disappointed how many people missed the truck muffler joke