Swinging For The Fences - Almost Friday Podcast EP #72

[@almostfridaypod]

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[@finpray9575]

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[@squeezeslemons]

The jaws music just started playing in my head

[@almostfridaypod]

@@finpray9575 WE LOVE YOU

[@zenithsgz2181]

Driving on the 91 and saw a multiple car pile up… so happy to see others enjoying the pod. You guys are killing it

[@shawndonq135]

Damn dude that sucks. Are you okay??

[@lunatic1976]

@@shawndonq135they’re fine it’s just a form of meditation

[@carson9871]

Liam looks like a blind saxophone player from the 70’s named Baxter Dupree

[@squeezeslemons]

10/10

[@Quzga]

He looks like Todd howards younger cooler brother.

[@Phasmania]

It looks like his hair has migrated specifically to the back of his head which the hat hides

[@ThatSimonGuyYouKnow]

I saw Emily kick a homeless dude down on Venice - she stole his 7/11 slushie

[@J.13333]

Then poured lean into it. Yeah she sips.

[@richardd950]

Binder blast

[@deaddegenerategeneration7441]

Emileeeaaaannnn💜💜💜💜💜

[@jakenelson5845]

Classic Binder

[@dr_redbanRL]

Someone got Binder'd

[@F3RAL3NTITY]

This is the last video I’m watching before my beheading at noon. Absolutely gut-wrenching listen. Thanks boys 🙏

[@nickmertens4888]

I really liked the part where Will sang psalms and Emily caught on fire and started screaming and clawing her scaly obsidian tentacles

[@drizzyenemy4882]

That last character was hilarious

[@calvinperkins6000]

Just saw Liam at the airport in turkey, fresh scars on his chin. So excited for the new facial hair to come in bro!!

[@codenamesoup179]

Why does Liam look like one of the three blind mice in this episode? 😂

[@dr_redbanRL]

He actually does though

[@drewpinnell9444]

It's really cool how you guys are sticking with a segment that the audio listeners have a tough time enjoying. Love it

[@moule0]

Cry

[@mares416]

Just watch it then, clown. Don’t complain about self-rectifiable non-issues.

[@brimerwelpippy4972]

Take your eyes off the damn road then idiot

[@TheLockProdoctions]

Oh my god that last sketch was gold. “Prolly” my favorite

[@timesn3wroman]

prontly my favorite yeah

[@ObeyTheLaw7]

Last day at the hospital with my new son, so thankful to have this excuse to finally close my eyes and give up on everything for an hour.

[@sebberen451]

Congrats man

[@seanlee8016]

They all hit the pen. Only answer for the glasses.

[@Andrewlikescars]

Being raised Catholic this cured my childhood traumas, thank you!

[@bullivon]

(The trauma was he had to go to church)

[@bead8673]

@@bullivonnope raped by priest

[@eebbaa5560]

@@bullivonmany such cases

[@PastLifeVillian]

When my mom makes me go to Sunday school one time so I become an anarcho-satanist

[@maxomicallef]

Emily's reactions during the bachelorette skit were so funny.

[@quentonbortmas]

Liam and Angus: *tell a story about something that happened to them* Emily: "has that ever happened to you?"

[@Tee-ina-Skee-Mask]

Emily gettin too comfy showing up to work in her PJs

[@mellowyellow5427]

Do we really mind brother?

[@Tee-ina-Skee-Mask]

@@mellowyellow5427 tbh we don't

[@BarracusObamus]

You mean her melon hangers?

[@BarracusObamus]

I’ll only complain when she starts wearing the Walmart Cookie Monster pjs

[@fff_fpl6079]

Liam looks like one of the three blind mice

[@Pwilly07]

I love this show. Momentarily my brain stops feeling like boiling water for this single hour

[@alexdegray4267]

Best Christian podcast on the internet! Stay blessed brothers 🙏🏼

[@Swancorner]

Everyone was so great in the characters segment

[@jerryseinfeld6767]

Nothing like an episode with the boys on a Thursday before Friday! Took the day off so makes it even better. Gonna go hop in my car, get an iced coffee, and slam my foot on the gas.

[@finpray9575]

Three blind mice pod

[@tbvolcomskater]

I was considering doing harm to myself and others but you guys calmed me down. Really cool pod!

[@supertrooperyt385]

“What do you need my phone for?” “to add myself to your family group chat“ 🤣🤣🤣

[@bloo13]

thank u for this guys the guided meditation was the calmest i’ve every been and right before that i was the angriest i had ever been about to run a family of 5 in a 2003 ford escape off the road into a bridge support but the meditation calmed me to a level i’ve never been i think they still hit the bridge support i wasn’t looking but i heard it and a couple other crashes but it calmed me down and i feel way better now

[@jordanlavigne8140]

Thank god this pod dropped, I almost started swinging for the fences (closing my eyes, letting my foot drop on the pedal, and steering into a family of 4)

[@toomanysymbols]

Will just busting out the flawless latin tho

[@karsonwehrli3308]

I wonder if angus knows that will and rusty do a whole segment on “am I the asshole”

[@jarjarbinks2302]

"thanks for listening.. sorry I wore shorts." 😂 These guys got it

[@cosmicvixxen]

Prontly wainted all week fer this

[@katiev1726]

27:58 Emily absolutely destroyed the boys with that roast I’m laughing so hard omg

[@charlesdwyer8459]

never a better day than thursday, swear im not a bot and love you boys. prontly da best angus character

[@boogiedown_]

_"I got so drunk i forgot to feed my dog for 3 days? whut.."_ 😂

[@apart-timeastronaut6530]

Something kinda funny about the code:beers for better help lmao

[@GlobeBills]

”Tread lightly J” is absolutely unhinged from Liam 46:04

[@J.13333]

46:02 i waited 30 seconds to hear it lol

[@OksureIguess]

I can’t listen to this at work, my coworkers will think I’m autistic

[@frat]

Praying that Liam heals from his hypertrichosis!

[@devthedudedude]

The best rocket money ad I have ever experienced

[@Fleabagfreak]

Saluting y’all as a fellow catholic school survivor

[@akrum962]

Better Help sponsoring this show has to be an oversight in their AD department

[@calebdouglas92]

Liam looks like the twin brothers from Alice in wonderland

[@nervous102]

he left home at 30, Liam. Nobody's interpretation is that he aged many years during his baptism. If that were the case, his brother James and cousin John would not be the ages they were. Sorry for any typos, I'm writing this comment while barrelling down the highway at 120.

[@jamesasher46]

Dude that meditation was legitimately beautiful

[@calebgordon366]

That intro has to be one of the top ones yet. Holy shit Liam 😂😂

[@BreezeyArrow6031]

Emily is my fav person (sigma btw) on this podcast, I laugh out loud every time she gets put down cause its so ironic (btw im a single and emotionally unavailable) shes so funny and candid and never takes a joke too far unlike SOMEONE (looking at you wiam) Also love the pod, found a picture that looks like liam (jason statham)

[@goldtyrone6674]

The meditations are the only thing that’s been getting me laid lately haha

[@JamFlexx]

how does that work

[@izatwin]

When I was around 13, I went to a theater with my younger brother who was 9, and he ran ahead into the theater, so I went in to where I thought he was sitting, stepped in the isle and said "move butthead!" so I could sit in the middle and a man who was NOT my brother said "sure, sorry" and moved his legs over, and I was so embarrassed I just continued into the isle and I didn't apologize or say anything. Yeah... anyway here's Wonderwall.

[@Yaboidoof]

These meditations help me get through a kooky day.

[@kendawg3727]

why does listening to this podcast while driving with my eyes closed tight lowkey feel illegal?

[@Gobberman3344]

Great video thank you

[@Quzga]

Funniest episode in a while, the characters were on point lmao.

[@christiankelly5449]

This is the best pod EVER! "Put the phone down!!"

[@jbarbs9999]

Probably the best podcast intro in history

[@cactusheater7981]

Another Cullagh Classic! This dude is unbelievable!

[@oliviapaige22]

wonderful way to start the morning

[@CNRMAX]

Angus sorta gives me the vibe that he’s going to jump in front of my car in a busy intersection, rip my guts out and run off on all fours

[@ImPrismuh]

I’m currently operating a 720 X SS Convertible Excavator and I think imma close my eyes and meditate to the pod, thank you Gus and Liam

[@DarkFart93]

Did not prepare for Liam’s legs this week.

[@ShadyWavyy]

i feel like wearing sunglasses to watch this indoors is a must.

[@izzypetersen1195]

Watching this from union college and feeling inspired

[@themoonbase5372]

This episode is my 13th reason, keep it up guys!

[@jafryicus5304]

I finally thought of an original character what u guys think? Name: Eddie Rockslide. He’s just a really bad rock climbing instructor. I can’t decide which is a funnier scenario though, him asking all his students for dry chalky handjobs to “work on grip strength”, Or him just always killing his students via rockslide because he’s incompetent.

[@anarchium_wellsquest]

one of his students falls, and he claims the only way to check and see if they're going to come to is a rough chalky handjob- if they sleep though that, they'll be out for... until someone medically intervenes

[@susannah.brooks]

emily's acting is suddenly incredible ily girl

[@Tommy-hq1yz]

Happy easter guys 😊 Very fun episode

[@rd0dave]

Hahahaha Emily killed it as Trixie well done 🤣🤣

[@wontontoni]

I saw Gus vaporize an old woman and her dog with his eyes yesterday, cool dude.

[@MrConstiii]

Damn, okay Binder 🌶️

[@MarshallMathersFan99]

Looking at Liam’s legs burned my eyes more than staring into the solar eclipse for ten minutes

[@Shrek00001]

Just what the bugs needed

[@calebgordon366]

I can't tell if Emily is making a joke but we love you Emily!

[@DoozyDoze]

⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Cold... Cold... Cold." a word that rung in my ears and shivered through each disc of my spine from the moment I walked into Blandino's establishment. The utter sensation I felt in "his" presence was one unknown to the sheer nature of mankind, yet it was an oddly familiar feeling in all of the worst ways. As I approached the daunting counter to place my order, I could hear the shrieks and croaks echoing in the back, and I swear that every time I faced the other customers at their tables, they froze, only making movements when I looked away. The only way I can even attempt to describe it is by comparing it to a hive mind, with only Blandino controlling the thoughts and actions of everyone, perfectly eradicating the free-will of God's beloved creation. Finally, I stood to take my order, and the appearance of the lifeless devil-incarnate stood infront of me, completely obstructing my vision of the illuminated TV menu hanging from the ceiling. My strength depleting rapidly, my core tightening, my consciousness dwindling, the only words that could escape in the breath of my cold lips were "pepᵖᵉʳᵒⁿⁱ...". The world stood still... It was as if many millennia had gone by in mere milliseconds. He only pointed to a shiny-sticky table near the entrance with his gray, dead, shriveled hands. I inched my way over and grabbed a seat, promptly waiting about 4 or 5 minutes before the owner brought out my grub. He breathed down my neck and had the most unnerving grin as I ate, repeatedly muttering the word “good”. He also dabbed all the pizza sauce off the corners of my lips with a crusty napkin whenever he got the chance, which I can clearly tell he enjoyed. Overall, the service was quick and the food was great. Nothin beats a hot and fresh slice from the family-favorite Blandino's with their perfectly crunchy crust. Great cheese to sauce ratio too! Though everything was top-tier from the service to unmatched pepperoni pizza, the only complaint I have is that there weren't any of those little shakers w/ the little brownish-red spicy things, which unfortunately bumps it down to 4 stars. Other than that, everything was beyond great, definitely recommend (tho I prontly wouldn’t go after nightfall)👍 Thanks Blandino's!

[@apart-timeastronaut6530]

I almost read this

[@god-tq6ht]

Yo these guys are funny as fuck they should do a podcast together maybe

[@ThreePuttMas]

Bless you Will and your beautiful windpipes

[@gingersrevenge]

unironically the meditation segment was relaxing

[@Mr.Komodo]

38:00 Matthew 18:6 New International Version Causing to Stumble 6 “If anyone causes one of these little ones-those who believe in me-to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea." Enjoying this episode a lot, keep up the good work!

[@asfdaigjusadjfepijfadf]

"Tread lightly J" lmaooo

[@christianm6480]

We might have lost OJ, but I know he's watching this episode in hell with a smile on his face.

[@shelbymckenny2654]

The sunglasses so you don’t actually have to look is iconic

[@ItsmeSUGSNOVEMBER]

35:00 Liam got the zin lip lol had me thinking wtf?

[@I2ealTuber]

perfect, I was just about to drive

[@wontontoni]

Binder knows where the tunnels are, it's just an industry secret.

[@maggie-11210]

nothing like triggering my catholic trauma at 8am on a thursday

[@Potato24681]

Damn emily has fucking canons I just realized

[@BarracusObamus]

She has khazar milkers

[@BedlamiteRHCP]

I'm sure Will would've thought of that enlightenment quote on his own if he just tried a little while

[@androoskl]

listened to the audio earlier and came to check the fits. Liam looks so cool just tossing a baseball around. Gonna steal that move.

[@RandomDude647]

i was NOT expecting such a high-energy character after will said "imma do my character and then let's get the fuck out of here"

[@MoistKittens]

Please tell me why this was the greatest intro ever lol got me crying 3 minutes in

[@Globeca1606]

Damn Emily really went full LA with that fit

[@cadeschumacher4598]

Loved the hot rod reference Liam

[@thomasos6633]

Tread lightly J 😂

[@llweber9194]

Love the Hot Rod reference Liam

[@BabaBooey3]

thank you

[@apart-timeastronaut6530]

Man this episode was rough! I made it maybe an hour in before I had to tune out 😢

[@cameronwalker4473]

I’ll never look into the eyes of a lover again after Liam’s legs blinded me in frame 1 of this ep

[@kaileevaseghi]

The last character was the best character yet omfg

[@coleschreiber1007]

If the person that designed the shirt gets a royalty I’ll buy one

[@wingomadeit]

thanks

[@merkfoolsallday]

OJ Simpson just died of cancer. Thanks for the new pod boys!

[@angoooooooo]

That EDM remix of Sanctus was 🔥

[@stevenbaker2560]

Sick shades yall 😎