Today, I would like to vent about something. I have been longing for my entire life to say that I've finally become an average league of legends player. My weight has exceeded 182kgs(401.241 Ibs) and I have fat bulging out of every part of my body. I can proudly say that I have never felt a woman's touch in my entire life except for my mom. You ask about my mom? Well she went out for shopping about 3 years ago and I don't know why she isn't back yet. Same goes for my dad too. He left for milk last year and hasn't come back either. I am a discord mod and I always do the "kitten roll call" everyday after I wake up. I say, "Is kitty no 1 present today?" and they reply, "Yes daddy ". Since I started playing League of Legends, I have been wanting to become the "average League of Legends player" and so my grindset is pretty hard too. Since I started playing this game, I have never touched grass. Even now, I don't have an idea what grass feels like. I order food from Taco Bells and eat them as breakfast, lunch and dinner. I am a reddit mod as well. I also love to use Twitter a lot. Sunlight is something I have never even dreamt about since I started playing this. And yes, I also play FNAF. I even know how to FNAF beatbox. Thank you for listening to this vent of mine.
@ocesoАй бұрын
thanks for the vent, my house was getting clammy!
@sey3884Ай бұрын
average league of legends player XD
@Fa1alisАй бұрын
I aint reading that
@julym.2564Ай бұрын
Dude, start changing something bit by bit, like probably start by reducing your screen time by 10 minutes everyday
@TheMatamor10Ай бұрын
the real question is how bro afford to do nothing
@catwbongosАй бұрын
Who does Bgurin think they are by passing Agurin?
@saki453Ай бұрын
Wait until Cgurin comes along.
@belatoth4494Ай бұрын
Kinda racist ngl
@farinthefuture2178Ай бұрын
Thats actually crazy 😂 Being Rank One AND rank 2 at the same time on euW is insane
@x4bluntz2urd0me2Ай бұрын
Because they didnt Cgurin!
@ThePykeSonАй бұрын
nobody: fathers when their team scores a goal: 3:26
@ShinZenkiXАй бұрын
clip doesn't end immediately me: ok where's the jinx rocket
@Viktor_Von_DoomАй бұрын
Doesn't Spearshot know that in Magic, Karma is instant speed?
@CigBungusАй бұрын
that zeri godlike...that nami bubble? clutch
@matiasperkola8787Ай бұрын
9:45 "I'm tired of the jinx R!"
@Neros_TFАй бұрын
Всегда знал, что Друт наш славянский слон 💪💪💪
@VorteqzmАй бұрын
ГООООООООООЛ
@josephsooqa6878Ай бұрын
03:26 ГООООООООООООЛ!!!!!!!
@yllwma9052Ай бұрын
bentakill
@lottarowАй бұрын
the music 2:18 ☠☠
@ksugu4186Ай бұрын
what is it called
@lottarowАй бұрын
@@ksugu4186 "É exatamente isso que eu falei Alanzinho - LUCKHAOS" its a ShitTrap
@xrln3649Ай бұрын
It feels like autolykus is saying just "one" at this point
@KingBLUCKАй бұрын
0:21 surely this champ isn't broken
@alepounaАй бұрын
Alpha Gurin got beat by Beta Gurin smh
@ShortidamnnnАй бұрын
2:05 That was really impresive
@Brube_GapАй бұрын
ty
@doctortuxito7532Ай бұрын
I get that Aurora is supposed to be an actively fighting mage but why does her mobility tool have to be an invisibility hop.
@DallasSutton-zh3zxАй бұрын
How many goats are there? I thought Satan was the only one? ya'll are little lambs
@glennwu6020Ай бұрын
7:03 score up there actually tells the difference between top and rest of the map
@gokhanakbulut89Ай бұрын
why u replacing same videos like 04:47
@mavericky_Ай бұрын
He's been doing it alot.
@threshiebaguetteАй бұрын
synapse my beloved
@KhaDoriАй бұрын
has the undisputed goat of midlane Midbeast retired? I haven't seen any of his clips lately
@angryclown7643Ай бұрын
Apples are good for your mental health. Please eat them my fellow league players.
@ocesoАй бұрын
3:55 best part which is real and true
@mlem5334Ай бұрын
Crazy how the B version got the rank 1
@EraseMemoriesHDАй бұрын
First clip wouldn’t been cool if he wasnt using the Clackety Tap Tap 3000 keyboard. There’s gotta be something out there by now that can silence they so viewers don’t have their ears blown out.
@PlaylatsАй бұрын
TREE DOWN!
@bijan-fАй бұрын
shit we talkin feet now?
@acidicspirit9334Ай бұрын
at this point he should just start saying bicep
@senseivayne401Ай бұрын
@2:21 does anyone know that song
@AendMАй бұрын
É exatamente isso que eu falei Alanzinho by Luckhaos but I translated the lyrics from Portuguese and its fucking weird 💀
@43z24Ай бұрын
Drift sion bug is controllable?
@yllwma9052Ай бұрын
!
@inglesfluente2693Ай бұрын
8:49 my face when I'm taking the shit of my life
@guywhoasked6229Ай бұрын
hands
@kienleo6264Ай бұрын
😮
@mateofernandez105Ай бұрын
deece
@imraduinАй бұрын
>be me >be 4 years old >mom asks me to show I can count > * *smirk* * she thinks I can't do it >this is my time for greatness >I lick my lips and chuckle... > 6:10
@maras8748Ай бұрын
ONE,(teemo voice), two, three, four
@Dogon-ge7ftАй бұрын
Bloody nerf Aatrox wtf
@danmar1nАй бұрын
Cgurin
@FrostYFlame24 күн бұрын
9:28
@zzolddАй бұрын
Nami masterclass*
@letrongdat2202Ай бұрын
I’m tired ….
@WesleyMamie-p8kАй бұрын
Williams Cynthia White Robert Hall Cynthia
@SkreppatadaАй бұрын
ppl that say "im the goat" or anything with that stuff are just really NOT the GOAT
@WesleyMamie-p8kАй бұрын
Martinez David Clark Deborah Perez Michael
@yoyoyonah2341Ай бұрын
toes
@StixerXАй бұрын
Noice
@SentuDekki-t9fАй бұрын
Thompson Charles Moore Ruth Gonzalez Christopher
@thefartАй бұрын
Since when does shaco clone not take increased damage? Dont see in any patch notes