T&F Short 1: Sir Topham Hatt's Unlucky Week

To prove that i am still alive and breathing, here is the world-wide premiere of my very first T&F Short. Enjoy.
Dedicated to trainboy7 and trainlover476
DISCLAIMER: I Own Nothing

[@hemanair2828]

Nostalgia flowing through my veins like blood

[@willgregg1076]

Yes

[@RWSfan2025]

Yep, and it still entertains me

[@Apoormansrailway]

Yurp

[@N3RO420]

Same!

[@themarioman5673]

Agreed.

[@slitheen121]

Eight years on and this still makes me crack up!!! why did ten year old me think this was appropriate??

[@keanancoenraad9550]

Jurassic park t rex roar

[@Dreggman592]

God this brings back memories of my childhood when I was little and it’s just amazing

[@keanancoenraad9550]

Wait he didn't mean you guys 3:54

[@MixolixEllsworth]

1:39

[@DrasticFox2004]

I got nostalgia from this too. 😂😂😂

[@keanancoenraad9550]

@@DrasticFox2004 Wait he didn't mean you guys

[@CrisisOnACanoe]

TFC: "NO NO WAIT! IM GONNA SUE THE PRODUCERS!" Thomas: "Huh, he won't get a dime." TFC: "WELL I GOTTA SUE SOMEONE DON'T I!?"

[@gamekiier45]

TFC: "what do you want from me :(" Dragon: "did you see the empire strikes back?" TFC:" no I don't want watch crap" TFC: " AAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAGSHEYEHEURHRURHRUR"

[@superharrisonxd-o-rama3163]

TFC: “Did you order original recipe or extra crispy.”

[@spartan11189]

"Going nuts with phones Day" was my favorite! XD I love how he punched the trains in the air. lol

[@tommytrainsbauerawesome9082]

spartan11189 James: (cell phone rings) My minutes are free on weekends. STH: (punches James in the air) IT WAS YOU!!!!! James: HOW DID HE KNOW?!?!

[@arenjtumastens]

Yeah, well, he shouldn't HAVE such strength as that. It's just stupid and weird.

[@haydenfoulds6275]

It’s been years since I saw this...but I still love it. I was born in a good generation.

[@Dalek44]

"Hey uncle Topham? Where do babies come fwom?" "For the last time, you buy them in a store! Just like everything else!" XD

[@orangeduck4046]

Go at 4:02 and 4:07.

[@dandrelamay8273]

Still enjoy watching this hilarious classic no matter how old it gets.

[@Fabri_Floyd]

I remember having like 8 years old and watching this even though I didn't unserstand a thing of what they were saying. Despite that I remember having a lot of fun, and now i'm here because of nostalgia :'). Great vids man

[@kaisaitabbas9161]

C’est exactement pareil pour moi 😌

[@janickjackson1422]

8 years later in 2016 I still have a blast watching this.

[@drkblackout7642]

I miss watching this lmao XD

[@edwardo6834]

A9 Cyber Same

[@rickylennon3847]

KingQueen765. Me as well.

[@thomasnewton7929]

Me in 2019: dam forgot how good this was.

[@fastoutnotforkids7192]

Im in 2020..xD nice to see ya

[@therailwayinspector3]

I'll be back from hospital next month. That's how long they think it will take to find everything, put it back inside me and sew me back up. That was Feckin Hillarious!

[@tigerwareagle1485]

"Hm. He won't get a dime." XD

[@DC4260Productions]

This video has aged very well.

[@donalddouglas9109]

Sir Topham Hatt's screams are hilarious!

[@tonybusch8771]

Indeed.

[@mohammadqarawolos1809]

I almost died of laughing

[@edwardo6834]

Ikr just like old times

[@dustinbollnow6391]

Speaking of which, what scream is the one used right before Sir Topham Hatt gets run over by the stampede? I’m working on a video of my own and I’d like to know what the scream is called and if it is free to download.

[@Avocet908]

STH: "NO WAIT, I'M GONNA SUE THE PRODUCERS!!!" Thomas: "Hmm, He won't get a dime." STH: "Did you order original recipe or EXTRA CRISPY?" LOL

[@SodysseusP]

This was a classic and it still is. Used to watch this when I was a kid. Who else?

[@Harveywilliamstffan]

Me I do

[@kaisaitabbas9161]

Quand je regardais ces vidéos, j’avais 6, 7 ou 8 ans, je n’y comprenais rien, mais cela m’amusait beaucoup ! Et aujourd’hui je l’ai enfin retrouvé, ça me fait tellement plaisir, je suis tellement heureux ! Je suis plein de nostalgie 😌 Merci pour tout

[@TroublesomeSlateTruck]

1:28-1:29 Ted: Yaaaaaaaah! 1:30-1:31, 1:32-1:33 And 1:34-1:35 STH: TEEEEEEEEEEED! Ted: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! What In The Name Of Channel Binoculars Fungo Happened To You?

[@TroublesomeSlateTruck]

1:36-1:37 And 1:38-1:39 STH: What Happened To Me, Ted? I’ll Tell Ya What Happened To Me, YOU LITTLE…. (Beeps) You Son Of-

[@gameoholic1994]

STH: “James… Get… Off… Me… Now.” James: I kinda can’t without the breakdown train.

[@bullwinklefan2003]

Such a great and nostalgic video from my early internet days back when I first saw this video as a little kid in late 2009!

[@JamieBoy-ij2ri]

A hilarious video from MOAB and the part where the nephew asks Sir Topham Hatt where do babies come from and the response cracks me up!!! It also kind of reminds me of the part in Beethoven 2 when Emily Newton asks her dad George the same question and he goes into confusing detail unlike Topham who just says "for the last time!! YOU BUY THEM IN A STORE JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!

[@thecoasterzombie9784]

This video was my CHILDHOOD!!!!!

[@Voucher765]

Same here, My favorite character is Douglas and he's also the reason why Oliver is around

[@frankforttheorangee2produc110]

6:04 sir topham hatt keeps screaming and says NO WAIT I'M GONNA SUE THE PRODUCERS!!!!!!!!

[@faine_marquete6599]

He won't get a dime...

[@tonybusch8771]

At All.

[@IIDXClocklover1999]

@@faine_marquete6599 WELL, I GOTTA SUE SOMEBODY DON'T I?!

[@DrasticFox2004]

“No, I don’t watch crap.” No Sir T. Hatt, CRAP is Thomas Season 25.

[@TheReelBigBlue]

a dragon that mentions a Star Wars movie

[@DrasticFox2004]

@@TheReelBigBlue imagine if this were canon 😂

[@RWSfan2025]

Ikr 😂

[@edwardo6834]

Don’t you dare mention that phrase again!

[@Cssquarepants]

hi missoliverandblossom it was the best movie of t&f that i have seen, i liked it when sir topen hat shouted at ted with the beeps andit looks well thought out. also did percy's voice change, it sound cool excellent work.

[@ceciliamontenegro1607]

The serotonin this just gave me

[@dsharrell37]

5:37 Dragon: Now it’s time to pay the price for not believing in me! Sir Topham Hatt: 😭😭😭😭 oh come on can somebody else pay the price? I’ve been paying the price all week!

[@excitablepack7076]

LOL

[@edwardo6834]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Unitedrepyakima]

They could’ve paid the price for not believing 🐉 🔥

[@pacificcy3182]

I probably watched this when I was way too young. Good times.

[@thenewmrthomasfan1isback]

1:29 TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!

[@alcarbo8613]

This thing is early KZbin royalty, the nostalgia is just overflowing

[@frankforttheorangee2produc110]

5:54 Sir topham hatt starts screaming in pain and says AHH THATS IT I'M SUEING THE STORY EDITORS!!!!! HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

[@Lupin_III-gw3hv]

1:39 SIR TOMPHON HAT Ted YOU LITTLE F***

[@bengray3245]

Day 1: Try not to get as many kisses. Day 2: Stop that pigeon. Day 3: I'll get the phone. Day 4: Catching fire. Day 5: Who let the hippos out? Day 6: this has been quite a week. Day 7: Whoa. What just happened yesterday.

[@silverdrake3353]

Ben Gray I believe that topham said and I quote "never ask about day 7 ever!"

[@BriceInkling138]

NEVER... ASK... ABOUT... DAY... 7!!! EVER!!!!

[@olgaLenK]

Ben Gray iiii

[@bluestreaksthehedgehog.]

Ben Gray Day 5 this is why we don’t let jimmy run the hippos

[@philipmancera5796]

Ben Gray day 8: a swarm of Bees. Day 9: Grandma hungover smacks him in the face for not calling her back. Day 10: Giant Robot zaps his house.

[@penelopefrulla3366]

me: what happened on day 7? sir topham hat: NEVER, TALK, ABOUT, DAY, 7....EVER!!!

[@Galisoneh]

You had me in stitches for nearly half an hour! XD You are fantastic!

[@Idkjustgothere]

10 years later in 2019 I still find this hilarious XD

[@gameoholic1994]

01:11 - Those words are STILL true to this day; even after season 17; even after returns of Duck, Bill, Ben, Donald, Douglas, etc.; even after "The Adventure Begins;" even after "Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure." Amen to your speech, Ted. Amen.

[@gameoholic1994]

And that speech goes well for the upcoming new movie "The Great Race."

[@JamieBoy-ij2ri]

Now that message can be sent to Mattel with the Big World big Crap coming up next year

[@gameoholic1994]

Jamie Boy1995 So True.

[@gameoholic1994]

@@JamieBoy-ij2ri I think calling the newest 2D-animated reboot “crap” would be an understatement.

[@JamieBoy-ij2ri]

@@gameoholic1994 AEG just don’t mention it!!! Lol

[@frankforttheorangee2produc110]

6:10 sir topham hatt keeps screaming and says WELL I GOTTA SUE SOMEBODY DON'T I?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@donalddouglas9109]

"It can be anybody, except BLOSSOM Z! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

[@skulldozer2259]

This, and SAW torture traps, were all I watched on KZbin back then

[@Suwawako]

These old thomas videos give me such nostalgia lol

[@AidenWhite-nw5kb]

6:18 dragon: “it’s have you seen for the empire strikes back?”

[@SecurityBreachShowFan98]

My childhood still lives here!

[@E2Studios]

I wish we can get more Thomas videos like this from other KZbinrs.

[@nileadam7336]

Man, the nostalgia gives me goosebumps!

[@gameoholic1994]

05:31 - Um, Sir Topham Hatt... You were the one who assigned Thomas to go pick up the dragon at the harbor. Remember? So you should've known that you believed in the dragon. With that said, the dragon should've breathed his fire at Gordon, James, Henry, and Duck. THEY were the ones who didn't take Percy seriously.

[@gameoholic1994]

*****​ But Sir Topham Hatt's first thing he said that day was "I guess Percy was serious about a dragon back in season 3." That kinda twists away from his involvement in the original episode that this was based on.

[@DrasticFox2004]

Why did I watch this when I was obsessed with Thomas & Friends? 😂😂😂

[@GZA92]

Simpsons Technical Difficulties Picture: XD I Love The Simpsons and The Short. Keep up the good work!

[@Cssquarepants]

BEST ONE YET Missoliverandblossom i wish i thought of it good one.

[@trainboy7]

that was brilliant!!! bravo!!!!!

[@arenjtumastens]

Maybe so, but some of it was annoying. Also, I didn't realize, the first times I saw this, that it was you voicing the dragon. By the way, I'VE seen The Empire Strikes Back, sort of, but mostly A New Hope, AND Return of the Jedi. I always like the parts with Leia in her slave bikini. She looks FREAKIN' HOT and SEXY in it!

[@iamtheghost6714]

6:06 ha he won't get a dime

[@omarnol]

Haven't seen this video in 2 years. It really brings back [hilarious] memories.

[@harrygray999]

Thomas The Tank Engine meets Tex Avery be like:

[@LoraGoBrr]

Nostalgia hits so friggin hard

[@BramGroatFilms]

Happy 10 years to this video!

[@superscaryguy01]

LOL! I FRIGGIN LOVE DIS CRAP!

[@dunkinduncan9427]

STH: [Coughs] What do you Want from me

[@jtschwartz9311]

Die you ever see the empire strikes back

[@jakehoey3124]

Dragon: Did you ever see the empire strikes back?

[@IIDXClocklover1999]

@@jakehoey3124 STH: No, I don't watch crap.

[@jakehoey3124]

@@IIDXClocklover1999 *blows fire at him again*

[@jakehoey3124]

@@IIDXClocklover1999 *blows fire at him again*

[@geraldacheampong4321]

THE NOSTALGIA FROM THIS 😭😭😭

[@darrenkhosasi1252]

11 years

[@Vbivo4421-no5od]

Who remembers watching this as a kid 👇

[@Cwilliam1999]

I just came here from Victor Tanzigs version. This has aged like fine wine

[@missoliverandblossom]

No, this aged like milk

[@Cwilliam1999]

@@missoliverandblossom XD

[@ajzorn123]

@@missoliverandblossomWhy is there a troublesome truck from lost in the scrapyard you uploaded 15 years ago when the creature jumped out of nowhere from that trolley, and was that Tomy freight car has a face or not?!

[@VCBird6]

Oh god, please be mud... XDD Everytime he screamed I had to pause it cuz I was laughing so hard XDD Nice job!

[@tonybusch8771]

Oh God, Please be Mud.

[@DrasticFox2004]

Actually, they never ruined Thomas until Series 25 arrived. 😂😂😂😂 EDIT: Nevermind, it’s actually a *god-awful* reboot.

[@benfostersworldofwonder8226]

This predicted All Engines Go?

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

Nah... Season 7 was when things went bad... (In mine and my little brother's opinions.)

[@DrasticFox2004]

@@benfostersworldofwonder8226 Kinda 🙂

[@BritanniaPacific]

MAN I cant stop laughing at day 3. PS lol you rock!!!!

[@christopherf9573]

Feels good to know that I wasn't the only one who saw this a lot when I was younger

[@LuckyMushroomProductions]

This was the first video I've ever seen on KZbin. So Thats why I'm fucked

[@christopherf9573]

it was my first video too

[@emmanuelsemons6830]

5:37 NOW ITS TIME TO PAY THE PRICE FOR NOT BELIEVING ME!!!!!!

[@MasterPhilbo]

lol fanastic ending, its like u want us 2 complain about it, but i love the T&f series so much i'm gunna do the exact opposite and say that was a brilliant episode. so many funny lines my ribs can't take much more laughter!!! ughh! lol kudos MOAB

[@donaldthescottishengine9503]

At 4:40 I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasomusprime7733]

Donald The Scottish engine it’s funny it was James telephone cause he took the fat controllers cell phone. 😃😃😃👍🏻😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OceShy]

4:39 IT WAS YOU!!!! 😠😠

[@tonybusch8771]

That’s not funny, dying laughing.

[@triplestarplushtheplushana6840]

​@@OceShyHOW DID HE KNOW?!

[@OceShy]

​​@@triplestarplushtheplushana6840What Is The Meaning Of All This 😠 Is It Like Going Nuts With Phones Day? 🤨

[@goofymom47]

Sth: THAT'S IT! One of you put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! YOU FORGOT I HAD CALLER I.D! Gordon: Not me, my phone's forwarded to another head. Henry: Not me, my phone number's unlisted! James: That's right, and thres no way I could've done it, my minutes aren't free on weekends. Sth: It was you! James: How did he know?! Sth: What is the meaning of this, is it going nuts with phones?

[@arkhamknight3501]

Henry: Um, if we said yes, would it make the situation any less awkward?

[@lauraburdine7817]

Sir Topham Hatt: What a Beautiful day. Ted: hay sir how a going I'm just give you this because its a nice Anyway Bye. Sir Topham Hatt: That was wierd what's this

[@vinny7265]

0:15 how to find someone to escape from a mistake that you done a few minutes ago

[@excitablepack7076]

“My minutes aren’t free on weekends.” That line is so 2000’s

[@ladybrisen777]

I'm so glad this has a million views. It deserves it. XD

[@joelgalaxy5131]

Danm my memories are coming back to me from when I was like 7 watching this on my computer Danm I was weird kid

[@AquaTeen]

the part where Sir Topham Hatt cursed out ted was making me laugh until i cry hard XD XD XD XD

[@JoshW320]

WOO!!!! AWESUM!!! First day was hilarious!!!

[@DrasticFox2004]

1:14 Yeah with *Mattel,* they’ll have to update that book 😂

[@sighara-critchep4234]

I'm watching in 2018, I can't believe I watched this as a kid... but I'm here and this is still a funny video!

[@dalek4463]

Ah nostalgia day, I wonder what will happen tomorrow.

[@SanJuanBranchLineTrainzSeries]

So many "Simpsons" and "YuGiOh the Abridged Series" references... I LOVE it! Beyond great job, I was laughing the whole time! - Jonathan - Jonathan

[@TrillBill]

8:25 "Hands up!!!" lmao lol

[@kucing_hhitam]

4:16 this scene made me laugh

[@zinccat7493]

Watched this 7 years ago, the memories

[@RubyMStar625]

James was like: "HOW DID HE KNOW!?!?!" like "Omauabo mon shindedu" .NANI?!?!!"

[@RubyMStar625]

James also sounds cute, too. 😜

[@donalddouglas9109]

"ANSWER IT!!!!"

[@jtschwartz9311]

“I’LL CALL BACK!”

[@IIDXClocklover1999]

@@jtschwartz9311 Here, the phone's for you.

[@MrDaylight844]

Great job. This was hilarious

[@aydenanaya3908]

This is now my favorite nostalgic Thomas video from 2008 missoliverandblossom

[@letazjones6171]

Day 2 got me dying out laughing 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😄🤣😂🤣😂 2:40

[@dominicrios7712]

3:32 Henry James and Gordon start growling

[@tonybusch8771]

Sir Topham Hatt: Uhhhhhhhhhh…. 😓😰

[@GeneralPrincessDaisy]

Love the whole thing XD

[@tonybusch8771]

4:53 Oh-No! 😩😩😩😩

[@phoenixpg860]

I also love the engies faces on day 1

[@BotherRed]

I LOVE THIS

[@FatalNarutoxMio]

Sir Topham Hatt: @_@ Did you ordered original recipe or extra crispy...? XD Oh dear! That dragon part was amazing!

[@thewarmaster5827]

1:39 Mom,come pick me up. I’m scared.

[@donalddouglas9109]

"THAT'S IT!!!! ONE OF YOU PUT THE PHONE ON MY HEAD! AND I KNOW WHO I WAS! YOU FORGOT I HAVE CALLER I.D.!

[@IIDXClocklover1999]

Uh, not me, my phone's forward into another head!

[@willdinomaster5592]

Not me! My Phone Numbers unlisted!

[@tonybusch8771]

⁠That’s Right! And there’s no way I could’ve done it! My minutes aren’t free on weekends.

[@IIDXClocklover1999]

@@tonybusch8771 IT WAS YOU!!!!

[@willdinomaster5592]

@@IIDXClocklover1999 HOW DID HE KNOW!!!!!!!!

[@BiggDJ1001]

1:40 finally somebody got to you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@ThomasBFF]

This short is awesome... :)

[@TheGamingKiller242]

6:21 Okay, he had that one coming.

[@SuperBlur17]

Haha. Funnier once again. Love these vids.

[@schkiddows6835]

remembered this video from when i was a little kid took me a while to find it aagain, i still love this vid

[@kmwood77]

Appleblossom: Hi i'm Appleblossom!

[@anethcastro8780]

James: ANSWER IT Gordon: ANSWER IT Henry: ANSWER IT Sir top hamhat: I'LL CALL BACK

[@elijahkinsey8834]

Here the calls for you!

[@IIDXClocklover1999]

@@elijahkinsey8834 This is a collect call from Grandma Hangover. Will you accept the charges? Hello, Topham Poo?!